We're celebrating all good things Summer by eliminating the worst thing about it which is obviously bugs! So grab your bug nets and join in on the adventure by listening to our hot emo-rock bug rap, *Tom DeLonge voice* hide from all the spiders in the toilet, make the boys sad boat boys, hear from Mrs. Oops I killed a plant again, bring the Twilight filter to our real life, rank plant deaths, prove Books to be a big ol stupid head, recognize only beefy thighs, use them bitties, load up our bug fighting ultility belt, harness the power of a cup, deploy the cape, grease em up to fry them up, deny a classic team-up, use our stikcy backs, keep the palm frawns away from the influencers, protect the food at all costs, get dunked on for our bad bug knowledge, share our science fair experiences, brush the eggs before bed, boldly bake a chicken in the sun, chose food poisoning over science, hike with a handy dandy keg, bring Cisco to listen to Sisqo, blow up the wilderness, and finally just kick bad and chill while others handle the work.

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