The DM is sending us on the hardest mission we've ever been on as we attempt to make the pickiest puppy, Murdock, a happy boy. So fill your pockets with treats and join the party as we get rejected as the Dogfather, shun the outfit repeater, determine what to do with poop pants, recognize the illest, cry from minty methane fumes, exclaim our love for trucks, experience the biggest success of our lives in the middle of the episode, appreciate old places by looking through a puppy's eye,  find all the hidden bears, learn about ecosystems, stop to read the plaques, fall for an info trap, appreciate straight bangs and feathers, get kicked off the top eight, get savage with insults, discuss the yo-yo bonus,  turn Plankton's scream into a bop, attempt to understand Jeremy Renner, create a number, refuse to have a neutral boy, and regret not getting the greatest shirt. 

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