It’s time to lace up your Doc Martens, flat iron your bangs, and walk down the emo halls of the past as we prepare for When We Were Young. My fellow emo friends, join us as we get greased up for work meetings, find a wing while being a mother goose, die for a ball, learn about saucy Jake the fine boy, thank unpaid interns for our childhood, think about goblins with boobs, nearly poke out our eyes with jet black eyeliner, experience a good alarm, find out the best flakey surprise, draft the most stabby emo band, ask yourself “how did we get here,” respect our audio will, find out if Books fixes or ruins Encanto, get a free trip to Ireland, pass out and relive emo trauma, and make weddings better with dogs.
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