Opinionated fans, determined to prove that their side is the best, use wild comparisons to make their point. "Our new point guard is gonna be the next Magic Johnson." "Did you see that throw? Brady-esque." As fans of various entertainment mediums, we take our questions a step further. Who is the Michael Jordan of pointillism? Which General Hospital character had a life that mirrored Marie Curie's? Welcome to unnecessary comparisons, where we answer the questions that nobody asked. Send in questions, ideas, money, musical instruments and whatever else to [email protected]