You know, I'm no Justice Warrior. I'm more of a Justice Enthusiast. I'm not on the front lines, I'm at home, Justice-ing between plates of handmade pasta and little crackers topped with salmon spread and pickled jalapeño slices. Hey, when you can't leave the house because of corona, you become the host, waiter, busser AND chef of your own personal café and let me tell you, Chez Myannaise, although very very exclusive, has been booked 24/7 for weeks now.

Today's' five course meal marks the ubiquitously adored (and feared) rule of three. As Myan's third solo episode of Unofficial, the aptly named "Myantology Edition", crosses a threshold, meets a milestone and hurdles the watershed, as the front page of Reddit once again provides a bottomless, rabbit-blackhole of fun and information...which I call "Funformation." No, fun and knowledge. It's "Funowledge." No, wait uuuh fun and, fun aaaaand...truth! "FRUTH!" Fruth, it's fruth.

So hop on and get your full dose of living,While going absolutely nowhere.Take your 15 minute break and spend it with me.You don't have to bother to even do your hair.

The system is designed to eat us alive,And it's been growing unchallenged for quite some time.I really don't know if we're gonna make it at all,Wednesdays now, way more wine.

And I'll be coming back to you real real soon,From the front page of Reddit with proof.That we're all kinda fucked but in this togetherAnd fair best with a shared helping of Fruth.

Good talk, see you out there,Myan