Tim released a book on amazon. Check it out here: http://amzn.to/2nUAhg7. What is it? Here is a short description:Many of us have looked at someone successful and thought, "Man, I wish I could put in the work to be successful!" Unfortunately, our dream for success usually dies immediately after it enters our consciou... more
The crew jumps right into made up movie roulette on this, the last episode of Unpitchable. We can't even begin to explain the plots to the 50+ movies we bring on this episode, so just sit back, relax, and enjoy some of the best and worst movies ever conceived. And as this is the last episode, let us say, thank you for ... more
The gang discusses the path of dead celebrities 2016 left in its wake and we make our predictions the inevitable casualties we'll see in 2017. Nick brings a film about an island on the Mississippi and the terrors that await a group of overweight camp-goers. Tim pitches 5-6 movies of varying quality about a man with a m... more
A device gives us a peak at the alternate universe versions of the podcast and we get a grim look at what could have been had Unpitchable never been born. We experience the beautiful failure that is our romance advice podcast, we make a few lists about things, talk about grandmas, and rank them, and we help some poor s... more
Happy Holiday's from the Unpitchable crew! We start off our holiday by sitting back, sipping some warm hot chocolate, and creating our very own demented reindeer. Nick pitches a movie about a hunt for the perfect gift that gets just a little paranormal. Tim does his best to ruin as many Christmas movies as possible and... more
The crew discusses their ideas on the most important last four words in the history of television and then we unintentionally do an all Fast and Furious episode. David brings a flick about a time traveler and his assistant bending time to keep a crew of racers from killing themselves. Nick gets curious about one mans l... more
The crew discusses Kevin Jamesgate and the killing machine he has become. We also play a game of Hollywood Frankenstein. Nick gets festive in a film about the real-life coal deficiency that pushes Kris Kringle to his breaking point. David pitches a flick that reveals the magic behind politics and we take a look at our ... more
The crew talks Disney World and the amazing new rides that capture the feeling of grown-up torture that is the happiest place on earth. David explains away the mystery of the presidential election and details the rituals of self-impeachment. Tim pitches a film about a certain California governor's death and his terrify... more
Happy Turkey Day from the Unpitchable crew! While we are out on holiday break, come relive the best of the worst moments of episodes 11 through 15: David and Tim lose it over bread puns, David reveals his murderous side through a weird app, Joe-Face is born, we discuss The Rock's very rare blood type, we explore Kanye ... more
The crew discusses the startling and unlikely results of the election. We also play a fun game of generator roulette and come up with some seriously bad movies. David brings a movie about traveling through space and living your life 6 seconds at a time. Tim tells the tale of a young boy trapped in a man's questionable ... more
The crew talks 5th party candidates and which fictional president candidate they hope can become our commander-in-chief. We also discuss battling sausage, Dr. Strange, and cool science videos. Nick pitches a movie about the fastest man meeting the most furious men in an attempt to stop a terrorist plot. Tim plays wingm... more
The crew learns about the eerie NFL Indianapolis Occults. Nick brings a movie about a mudblood looking to help his son discover his true archaeology potential. David predicts a series of McFlurry related murders through the misuse of some poor Precogs. Tim pitches a film about a quick and angry group of stunt drivers l... more
The crew gets in the holiday mood by talking like vampires and discussing their favorite horror movies. Nick scares us all with a film about three monsters fighting it out to be top loaf in a max-security prison. David brings a flick about camp councilors negligence and the clown who just wants his pasty, red-nosed rev... more
The crew discusses the merits of David as a monster slayer and the potential murderers who are listening to this episode AS WE SPEAK. Nick brings a film about maternal time-travelers and the sacrifices they make for our safety. David pitches a disaster flick about sentient lava with a goofy smile and things get a bit s... more
The crew tells the tale of Clown Moses, talks clown commandments, and does their best to uphold the good name of clowning. Nick brings an actor back from the dead only to kill him again for the worlds funniest heist. David rocks us like a hurricane with his movie about a nightmare jester-storm. Tim pitches a film of a ... more
The crew talks about the importance of close toed shoes at night, how fun parkouring zombies can be, a hero so fast David still hasn’t seen him, and how rolling tiny dice isn’t as frustrating as it sounds. David brings a prehistoric supernatural film that answers the age-old question: Are there ghost dinosaurs? Nick... more
The crew talks football, we discover our spirit animals, and we discuss our healthy and perfectly normal fear of clowns. Nick kicks us off with a film about a toy who pays the ultimate price for selling on the wrong street corner and-- hold on, Imma let you finish but David has one of the best movies of all time about... more
The crew learns from Master Nicholas Cage about using 'verbal judo' on naked, leather jacket stealing, Fudgesicle eating home intruders. David pitches his film straight off a cliff and we talk about a band of misfits versus a band of puppets. Tim takes us on an exploration of the prison that is the human body and the c... more
The crew talks Stranger Things and the strangest thing - a craigslist friendship. David brings a movie about a boxing murderer- um, I mean a movie about a boxer versus a murderer- er, well actually a movie about a fat serial killer? Nick spins a tale of a vagabond who must surgically augment himself with whatever is in... more
The crew is up late recording and somehow discusses the best salad dressing to pair with your illicit substances. Nick tells the tale of a rapper whose only crime is wanting to pimp out his jail cell. Tim brings us on a heist for the ultimate frozen beverage. David tells a whale of a tale about a young boy learning to ... more
The crew tries to raise funds to buy the holiest of artifacts: Jesus' motorcycle. Nick blows us away with a film about a man who braves hell to see his fiance and also there are tornadoes. David gets us lost on an island where the quickest and the angriest must race for their lives. Tim tells us the totally true, defin... more
The crew gets word from the International Podcast Commission that they need to take podcasting more seriously. Nick has a divine revelation for us about gods punching each other. David pitches a film about a mechanical son and the dad who didn't know when to stop pushing his buttons. Tim brings a war hero out of retire... more
The crew talk about DC's take on Oceans Eleven, Tim tries a questionable soda, and David ponders the vastness of space. Nick brings a movie that will put a song in your heart and a pillow under your head. David imbues a popular sitcom cast with secret assassin martial arts skills, and Tim tells a heavy tale about forgo... more
The crew forces David to record, on this, the day of his birth, and they talk about Stranger Things. David pitches a film about an 8-bit cop taking down a pill-popping, maze-crazed criminal. Tim brings a movie about the importance of attentive driving and finding friendship in the electoral forest. Nick narrowly thread... more
The crew is spiritually visited by a very special guest with a deep voice and a deeper propensity for sick stunts! Nick brings a bite-sized martial arts flick about facing your enemies on your own turf. Tim tells a story of ghosts who make pottery of the human variety and a baskteball star who can see beyond the veil. ... more