We’re back for another episode of the Unseen Incidents podcast, and this week we’re following up the Kylian Mbappe news with a discussion of his move to Real Madrid and PSG’s post-superstar prospects. How does this affect their squad-building? Are Osimhen, Rashford, or Leao good solutions? What does the next decade look like for the Parisiens?

Then we’ve got the Burn Book, with side-sleeping, the sugar tax, and gym hogs.

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