It was deliberate! It was deliberate! The boys took a totally planned and not at all flakey hiatus, and are back... to announce the end? This one's mostly nonsense, bro.

It's All Columbus's Fault

Jan 30th, 2022 54m 2s

The boys are back after a mini-reunion. They reminisce about the glory that is California, and Joey dives deep into some California history that isn't quite so glorious. Strap in, kiddies.

The American Dionysus

Jan 11th, 2022 1h 7m

The boys ring in the new year with tall tales about the American Apple King. Careful, you just might learn something in this one.

And We're Floating in the Most Peculiar Way

Dec 15th, 2021 1h 26m

Nigel finds cracks in the official story of humanity's first trip to the big cheese ball in the sky. Buzz Aldrin's gonna be pissed.

She Blinded Me With Science

Nov 14th, 2021 1h 40m

Strap in, Loyal Dozen. The boys traverse through some sane and not so sane conspiracies surrounding vaccinations. This one's gonna sting.

Go Into The Water

Nov 7th, 2021 1h 15m

We know how you like your sloppy pod's extra SLOPPY. Joey's still figuring out the soundboard, and Nigel channels his inner Michelle Pfeiffer to find out what lies beneath. Spoiler alert: it might be an elephant.

Murder, Ghosts, Lies, and Long Island Real Estate

Oct 31st, 2021 1h 15m

The boys won't rest until they disparage the entirety of the Northeast Atlantic. Joey dives deep into an American horror story that doesn't involve latex or Kathy Bates, and a new soundboard is, at best, mildly entertaining. Happy Halloween!

Not Just Tropical Geometry

Oct 24th, 2021 1h 9m

Nigel and Joey head a few clicks east of the paradise the Beach Boys lied about and get into the mysteries of the Bermuda Triangle, as well as its acute, obtuse, isosceles and equilateral cousins around the globe.

I Put A Spell On You

Oct 15th, 2021 1h 28m

The boys usher in a new format with a deep dive into the mass hysteria of the Salem Witch Trials. It's time to get deep into spooky season.

Cheese-Eatin' Surrender Monkeys

Aug 23rd, 2021 1h

Joey saw London, France, and probably also some underpants. The boys are back with some of the "same old, same old." In keeping with tradition, none of this is very good.

Turn Out The Lights, The Party's Over

Jun 14th, 2021 3h 6m

They say that all good things must end... the boys bring you some special content before a planned hiatus. Kick back and listen as Joey and Nigel compare the top 25 horror films of the 21st century.

Storming The South

Jun 8th, 2021 53m 24s

The boys pull a fast one on The Loyal Dozen and the South, planning a summer road trip while also not really getting anything done at all.

Funny How? How Am I Funny?

May 17th, 2021 1h 23m

As promised, the boys try to get back on the horse and make this a regular thing. Still annoyed by a sub-par list of comedy, Joey and Nigel put together the films that kept them laughing through the the War on Terror, the rise and fall of MySpa

Smokes and Jokes

May 11th, 2021 1h 15m

The boys return from an unannounced and unappreciated hiatus to try and find their groove. Joey breaks down regional barbecue, Nigel extolls the strength of Liam Neeson's comedy chops, and the boys break down an inferior list of comedy bronze.

U&U Chaotic Stupid: Cold-hearted Killer

Apr 11th, 2021 1h 48m

The boys return, and they've brought home a few strays! Listen as Joey masters the dungeons and leads our intrepid band of adventurers through the perils of ice, snowy owlbears, grand larceny and sexy pickup lines!

Waxing Chaotic

Mar 9th, 2021 1h 10m

The boys get ready to flex some dice-throwing muscles, Peter Luger's Steak House gets some stiff competition for maître d', and there's finally some Wandavision discussion!

It Puts The New Episode On Its Skin

Mar 1st, 2021 1h 14m

Time for some of the same-old same-old! Joey and Nigel conquer electrical interference to bring some classic content into your earholes. Crack addicts, gadabouts, and 800-thread-count human bedsheets!

They Call Me Doctor Love

Feb 15th, 2021 1h 7m

The boys return to hail the victorious dead, hold toxic celebrities accountable, and come to terms with childhood celebrities failing them. There wasn't enough time!

It's Like Karma... You Get What You Give

Jan 25th, 2021 1h 1m

The boys mull over the benefits of fasting, mourn the loss of a baseball great, and determine once and for all whether a sandwich or a naval battleship is the center of this week's conspiracy.

Help Me, Wanda

Jan 18th, 2021 1h 15m

The boys are back to talk about unhealthy spending habits. It's time to make some changes. Oh, and also the government is trying to read your mind.

Them Auld Acquaintances Done Been Forgot

Jan 11th, 2021 2h 17m

Nigel and Joey reconvene in the new year to find it's not much better than the last one. The rich and powerful keep weaving webs, man. WARNING: Explicit language cause Joey's exhausted, y'all.

Walmart Conversational Terrorist

Dec 13th, 2020 2h 10m

This is a long one, bro. Joey gets held hostage by a chatty pyramid schemer, Nigel regales with tales of Swiss goats, and the boys break down the latest Disney news. See you in 2021!

A Whovian Threeway

Dec 7th, 2020 1h 34m

The boys welcome Chris McKeon back to the show to talk about the conclusion to his Whovian Opus, they bid a fond farewell to the man behind Darth Vader's mask, and make plans for the purchase of a Tolkiensian manor.

Final Jeopardy

Nov 29th, 2020 1h 6m

Joey and Nigel say farewell to the quintessential quizmaster, avoid grandiloquent language, and do their best to catch up the last few weeks.

He Named The Dog Indiana

Nov 5th, 2020 57m 41s

Election malaise got the better of us, so this one is late. The boys bid farewell to a kilted genius, and ruminate on the mysteries of the Cecil Hotel.