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Hour 1: Coffee Problems

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0:02

This is the unsportsmanlike podcast

0:05

on ESPN Radio. Okay,

0:08

welcome to a

0:10

Super Bowl winning show. We are unsportsmanlike here

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on ESPN Radio. ESPN 2. We

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are presented by Progressive Insurance. Shout

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out to all of our great ESPN stations across the country,

0:20

Sirius XM, Channel 80 and the

0:23

ESPN app. She is Michelle Smalman.

0:25

She is the cleaning crew, Chris Canty, which

0:27

I'll explain in a second. And I am

0:29

Evan Cohen. The cleaning crew. Oh yeah, we

0:31

had it. I got a touch of OCD.

0:35

I got to trust the OCD. It's not

0:37

your fault though, this morning. People do things

0:39

and they leave our house unkempt. I feel

0:41

compelled to clean up and make sure that

0:43

everything is nice and tidy and

0:45

sanitized. It's a thing. Like, I

0:47

mean, it started well before the pandemic. I know

0:49

people got into the clean craze around the pandemic

0:51

with all of the germs, but like this is

0:53

something that started when I was a kid on

0:55

Saturday mornings. Like mom and dad, hey, you

0:57

clean up your room, clean up the house, you

1:00

know, brothers take turns, somebody does the floor, somebody

1:02

does the bathrooms. It's really interesting that my parents

1:04

didn't pay for a housekeeper. They just thought we

1:06

were the housekeepers. So that was Saturday mornings for

1:08

the, and that kind of extends now to our

1:10

studio, a small space. So we got to make

1:13

sure that we're cognizant of keeping it clean. Well

1:15

tell everybody why you had to clean. Well

1:17

it was one Harry Douglas and

1:20

he used our studio last night to

1:22

do Freddie and Harry 3, 3pm to

1:24

7pm here on ESPN radio, but he

1:26

decided that he was going to take

1:28

off his makeup and leave the makeup

1:30

wipes on the studio

1:32

table. Yep. They were

1:34

right here. Absolutely disgusting. Yep. So

1:37

I went and got some Lysol to

1:39

spray down the desk and

1:41

to make sure that I picked up the

1:44

wipes with some other paper towels. It was

1:46

disgusting. Right on top of me. He's a

1:48

filthy animal. I just,

1:50

I can't understand. Now it's purse sources. I

1:52

have not a hundred percent confirmed to Terry,

1:54

but we believe it is. Who else would

1:56

have known? It has to be someone who was

1:58

also on TV because that's why they... I don't know you

2:00

think they were makeup what I think there were sanitizing wipes

2:02

I don't I'm not sure with that that is I tweeted

2:05

it out at a core radio people could see the wipes

2:07

But I asked around these parts Whose are

2:10

these because they were literally right next to

2:12

me and they did not throw

2:14

them out No, everything Harry's Harry because Harry

2:16

did Harry's in New York because he's doing

2:18

get up didn't respond I didn't respond to

2:20

my text He

2:23

comes in our house and leave some trash and

2:25

he doesn't respond to you about joining us. Yep

2:28

There you go, which is very rude considering

2:30

he sent out a mass group text earlier

2:32

this week Like how rude of

2:34

him say you can't text no no

2:36

back unbelievable. What was the group text? Yeah, I didn't

2:39

get that Oh, yeah, we're not you guys The

2:42

matter on here like all the production staff. He

2:44

just hit everyone up It was a nice text,

2:46

you know checking in making sure everyone you know

2:49

asking how everyone is doing, right? Um, you know

2:51

that we were all on there except he sent

2:54

it to Javante Javante changes his number doesn't tell

2:56

him but you know Carrie

2:58

cares about people. He's just a mess He makes a

3:00

mess until you ask him to come on your show

3:02

then he clearly doesn't go to us But

3:05

all the while leaving our house a mess. Oh and

3:07

last time yeah And last time he was at the

3:09

seaport and you guys I think we're actually up here

3:11

in Bristol He was doing a show from seaport and

3:14

I didn't invite him on the show and I had

3:16

to hear You know him reprimand me

3:18

for not inviting him on the show when he's at

3:20

the seaport Yeah, but is he doing the greenie thing

3:22

though where he wants to be invited on the show?

3:25

Just so he doesn't feel like he's left out

3:27

but doesn't really have any intentions are coming on the

3:29

show But that's the part I don't understand

3:31

That's the part I need more clarification for because

3:33

it feels like Harry starting to fade us like

3:35

that He's getting a lot of time on television

3:37

now. He's got a lot of other jobs. I

3:39

mean, it's not just I mean He's doing stuff

3:41

all over the country. He's you know involved in

3:44

all these different sports teams I

3:47

feel like he's big time in a little Literally

3:50

leaving his garbage I feel

3:52

like he's big time in a while. Harry. Okay, he's

3:54

throwing us a little bit of shade Yeah, kind of

3:56

like the eclipse on Monday. That's what we're getting from

3:58

Harry Douglas. Harry the eclipse A total eclipse.

4:00

A lot of shade coming from Harry Douglas right

4:03

now. You know, and honestly, what did we ever

4:05

do to him, other than support him, other than pick him

4:07

in some of our drafts? Give him a platform,

4:09

come on our show whenever he wants, hangs out. You

4:11

know, there was one time we were doing a show,

4:13

the guy comes and hangs out with us for an

4:15

hour. And he was great. He literally came in the

4:18

studio and hung out for an hour. He was awesome.

4:20

He came to Florida with us. It was great. Where

4:23

would everybody go? Florida. Florida. Florida. He's

4:26

been phenomenal. Why is he dumping his garbage

4:28

on us where can't he has to become

4:30

the cleaning crew in the morning? How somebody

4:32

treats your house is how they feel about

4:34

you. I

4:36

don't like that. How somebody treats your house is how

4:38

they feel about you. That's free day. Harry? I'm

4:41

just saying, Harry needs to make

4:43

amends. There needs to be a mere couple in

4:45

there in order for me to feel better about

4:47

the situation. Can't argue. Well, I just want to

4:49

say this publicly. Thank you, Cece, for taking care of our

4:51

space. Thank you for cleaning up. I really appreciate that. Evan

4:53

was telling me to leave it there, but I couldn't.

4:56

Like, it would have bothered me the entire show until

4:58

it got cleaned up. So I had to do it.

5:00

He was like, oh, thank you. You're being so considerate

5:02

of my feelings. No, Ev, that wasn't for you. That

5:04

was really for me. Well, that was really

5:06

for me. I would not have been able to focus

5:08

with a pile of old makeup wipes. It

5:12

was dirt all over. I was there by the by the

5:14

touchscreen. I would I would not have been able to focus

5:16

on doing a radio show. No. My

5:18

thought, and I understand where you're coming from.

5:20

My thought was, let Harry come in here

5:22

and clean it up. Just man, he cleaned it up.

5:24

But now that's the parent in you. That

5:26

is the parent. Maybe it sounds like that's a

5:28

real life. What happens in my house? That's what

5:31

my kids are going to leave stuff out. I

5:33

ain't cleaning it up. Either you clean it up

5:35

or I'll put it in your bed at some

5:37

point. Wow. No, I mean, they got to clean

5:40

up after themselves. I got to learn. And when

5:42

they leave the lights on, forget it. Oh, it's

5:44

the worst leaving the lights on. People act like

5:46

Con Edison Power Bill is not free. Oh, it's

5:48

not free. It is not. If you're not in

5:50

the room, cut the damn light off. Oh, my

5:52

God. I don't understand. My wife Mel does this

5:54

all the time. But if you're not in the

5:56

room, cut the light off. When you

5:58

have the light off. You know

6:01

what that means? We're wasting money. You'll

6:04

find out who pays the power bill by who leaves the light on and

6:06

who doesn't. I'm just telling you. My

6:09

studio apartment is basically a cave. We're

6:12

only using light if we need it. Okay, we

6:14

gotta save some money. Good for you. Good for

6:16

you. Then you know

6:18

what? Check mark from the two of us because

6:20

it drives me absolutely insane. Now by

6:23

the way, quickly, what happened to you yesterday, Smalls?

6:25

Because you tested us. Well,

6:28

I mean, we need a little teaser because I've

6:30

been waiting for this. Smalls texted us, I'm furious

6:32

about something. Now

6:34

for people to understand, Michelle Smallman, Midwest nice.

6:37

Midwest Michelle, she's furious about nothing ever.

6:40

Glass half full at all times. Except

6:42

the Rams. Okay, what happened

6:44

to you? Okay, so

6:46

we wake up very early. So coffee is

6:48

a huge part of our day or some sort of

6:50

caffeine, right? Our lovely

6:52

makeup crew will order us coffee from time to time,

6:54

and I go down there and talk to them after

6:56

the show when I return my makeup for the day.

6:59

One of our makeup artists, Laura, I was telling

7:02

her about this new coffee that I've had when

7:05

I went to Boston for the Illinois UConn

7:07

Elite Eight game. My friend that I went

7:09

with brought me a coffee for the road,

7:11

and it's this very special specific

7:14

type of coffee that you can only get at one place. And

7:16

I've been telling her about it, and she says, okay, I'll order

7:18

it for us. You can't order

7:20

it on the app from this place. For

7:22

some reason, they have every other option for

7:24

you to order except this one specific drink.

7:26

So I say to her, don't worry, I'm

7:28

going to go tomorrow. I'll put them

7:31

in the fridge because it's an iced coffee, and I'll bring them

7:33

in the morning. I go yesterday

7:35

to this coffee shop. I

7:37

looked it up. It closed at six. I

7:40

went to a specific workout in a certain part of

7:42

town so that I could secure the goods. I

7:44

go in there at 5.30. I order the

7:47

two coffees. There's no one

7:49

in there, by the way. Not a soul in the

7:51

place other than me and the barista. The guy says

7:53

to me, sorry, we don't make

7:55

those the last half hour of the day. And

7:58

I said, why? Wow. we

8:01

pre shut down before we close and

8:03

I go so you're telling me

8:05

that you're open but you're not

8:07

making any coffee he's like yeah

8:09

no we don't make we don't make it and like

8:11

a half hour before we close. I think that's actually

8:13

common. Then why are you open? I'm

8:16

with you on that one small. If I

8:18

can't get everything on the menu then why

8:20

are you open? Why are you open? I'm

8:22

with you on that one. If

8:24

you close at 6 why don't

8:26

you serve everything until you

8:29

close? That to me is the most

8:31

there's no one around so you're just saying no

8:33

to money because you don't want you don't want

8:35

to have to clean up. I can't understand it.

8:37

I was what also if you're a place and

8:39

you have a great product why is it so

8:41

hard for people to secure the product? Why can't

8:43

I get it online and why aren't you serving

8:45

it until the end of the day? 888-729-3776 is

8:47

smalls on to something here and CC what he just said

8:53

in response that if you're open everything

8:56

needs to be open for business your entire

8:58

menu needs to be out there for everyone

9:00

to have or can you shut down early

9:02

like the coffee place smalls is talking about.

9:04

Yeah that's ridiculous. No no no no sorry

9:06

you're ridiculous. How am I ridiculous? I took

9:08

a twist. I'm about to get to the

9:10

masters and rain delay. But no it's fine

9:12

we only got two minutes left in the

9:14

segment. It's alright. There's no

9:17

reason to keep everything on the menu all the time.

9:19

Supply and demand. The less you have something on the

9:21

menu the more people are gonna want to buy it

9:23

the more people are gonna show up. They

9:25

do not need to have something on the menu all the time. First

9:28

of all it's not it's a it's a coffee

9:30

place and they serve like six different coffee. Yeah

9:32

well five depending on the time. Alright

9:37

so that was a good line. I gotta be

9:39

fair. Michelle before you respond I just have to

9:41

warn everyone. Pat is in one of those moods.

9:44

He's extremely feisty today. He wants to fight

9:46

with everyone. Oh god that is that is

9:49

true. I will back we were fighting about

9:51

Scott Drew and whether or not he's going

9:53

to Kentucky and Pat went off on the

9:55

idea that his family's being cut. Oh boy.

9:57

It's insane that people are reporting on like.

10:00

his wife wants to like to believe his wife

10:02

out of this. It doesn't, you don't need to

10:04

report on Scott's wife and her not wanting to

10:06

be in the media. And then you're reporting on

10:08

it. It's so stupid. What about the Masters being

10:10

delayed, Pat? Do you have any issue with that?

10:12

It's raining. I mean, I can't control the weather.

10:14

Okay, I didn't know if you wanted to control

10:16

rain and wind and everything like that. What

10:18

about Scotty Shepler's wife being pregnant? I mean, do

10:20

you think that it's bad timing as long as

10:23

we're going at everybody here? No, go ahead. If

10:25

you're tied for the lead in the

10:28

17th hole and your wife goes into labor, you should

10:30

leave. Yeah, well, I agree with that. I'm

10:32

surprised Pat thinks that way. I am too. Uh-oh. No,

10:35

I agree with him, but I would not

10:37

have thought that that would be the route that he would go. I'm

10:40

a family man. But anyway, your coffee

10:42

thing's ridiculous. No, it's not. If

10:44

you're open, you should serve the menu.

10:48

888-Say-ESBN. 888-729-3776. If

10:52

a restaurant is open, coffee shop is open, should

10:54

everything be available at all times on that menu?

10:56

We will get your phone calls in on that.

10:58

Boy, there's a lot going on. We got the

11:00

Masters today. It is a rain delay. Cece, I

11:02

don't know that you're going to get live in

11:05

show betting. No, I don't know if it's going

11:07

to happen. I don't know if it's going to

11:09

happen. Early, it's going to start at 9 a.m.

11:11

Eastern time. Your Timberwolves got a loss last night

11:13

to the Nuggets. We will get to that. Yes,

11:15

your Timberwolves. I bet the Nuggets yesterday. How are

11:17

they my timber? And how about you guys trying

11:19

to pay players less in the future?

11:21

If A-Rod and Mark Laurie takes over, you're going

11:23

to cut the payroll there. What are you guys

11:25

doing? I'm not a Timberwolves

11:27

fan. I'm an Anthony Edwards

11:30

fan. And Otani may

11:32

be innocent. We will get to all of

11:34

that. On Sportsman Like, it's presented by Progressive

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about coffee. Cece cleaning up the

11:43

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the ones who get it done. Is

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the unsportsmanlike bird dance.he has been

12:43

radio So the ladies with a

12:45

masters. That. Was or is supposed

12:47

to start today about an hour ago at

12:49

the Masters on Twitter. If we continue to

12:51

monitor the weather closely, gate openings in t

12:53

times have been delayed until further notice. First

12:55

round will not begin before nine am. He

12:57

says that's the latest the Earth on the

12:59

Masters are we were hoping for in show

13:01

golf where we get back as be a

13:03

bad deal throw some best down on E

13:05

S P N bad during the course of

13:07

the show we may or may not get

13:10

that in our nine am Eastern our we

13:12

will keep you updated on as Scottish ever

13:14

as a favorite I don't remember a favorite.

13:16

And there's of our conversation like this. Since

13:18

Tiger in his prime, everyone's almost a foregone

13:20

conclusion is going to when I don't remember

13:22

ever hearing that unless his wife does go

13:24

into labor stirring the courses. That sort of

13:26

been good for him, saying peace out If

13:28

that happens, I'm leaving. I'm not aware that

13:30

golf in this moment now suffers because Father

13:32

was with the plastic, right? I mean, last

13:34

year the Masters, he was tossing sealed and

13:36

greens and regulations, but he was awful when

13:38

it came to putting, like he was dead

13:40

last in the field. So I think the

13:42

saves in the Potter go with one of

13:44

those putters. That's a long. Did it looks like

13:47

a spaceship? A think that is what. Makes.

13:50

people bullish on scottish afrikaners won't like is

13:52

is it's it's this is putting a lot

13:54

of rice pudding and how would improve so

13:56

of isn't could see the ball striking and

13:58

put the where did he and recent memory,

14:00

like people giving the choice, Scotty Sheffield of

14:03

the field, they're taking Scotty Sheffield. No doubt.

14:06

Now, the other thing to update people on in

14:08

terms of news items. So this is interesting. I'm

14:10

gonna read it per espn.com to make sure we

14:12

get everything right here. The former

14:15

interpreter for LA Dodgers superstar Shohei Otani

14:17

is facing federal charges to his alleged

14:19

theft of millions from the slugger, a

14:21

source through a direct knowledge of the

14:23

investigation confirmed to ESPN late Wednesday. The

14:25

New York Times was first to report

14:27

Wednesday that the interpreter is

14:29

in negotiations to plead guilty and

14:31

that the investigation is racing towards

14:34

a conclusion. There's more obviously

14:36

in the story, but are we ready to

14:38

clear Otani from any wrongdoing? Are we ready

14:40

to say that his interpreter completely ripped him

14:42

off, altered his bank information, took money from

14:45

him, and he was not in the

14:47

know of any of this? Well, if the federal government is

14:49

ready to clear him and say he's a victim, then that's

14:51

good by me. I mean, they got

14:53

more resources than Major League Baseball or any sports league. So

14:55

if they say that he is a victim of this and

14:58

he had no knowledge of what Ipe Matsuhara was doing, then it's

15:00

all good by me. And that's good for

15:03

baseball. Oh yeah. This is the best scenario for

15:05

baseball. Swift investigation, have

15:08

Ipe Matsuhara fall on his sword, be

15:10

the face of this impropriety, and they

15:13

can move on and they can continue

15:15

to tout Shohei Otani as a generational

15:17

talent, you know, once in a century

15:19

type of player and one

15:22

of the faces of baseball moving forward. So

15:24

Smalls, it is rare that

15:26

people say this. I'm going to ask you if

15:28

this is a fair assessment. Did Major League

15:31

Baseball handle this perfectly? They

15:34

didn't do it. We all talked about the idea of

15:36

maybe putting him on the commissioner's list. We

15:39

all said that maybe they have to do something.

15:41

They kind of, by doing nothing, did they handle

15:43

it perfectly? No, I'm not going to say. No,

15:46

I know you asked Smalls the question, but

15:49

they didn't handle this perfectly. The handling it

15:51

perfectly would be fully vetting Ipe Matsuhara. Prior

15:54

to him being Shohei Otani's guy, like

15:56

that would be handling it perfectly. The

15:59

fact that. had somebody that was

16:01

super suspect around one of the faces

16:03

of the sport. No, let me change

16:05

that. The face of the sport. Somebody

16:08

that is a Cy Young level

16:10

pitcher, somebody that is an MVP

16:12

caliber hitter to have this

16:15

dude that is suspect or

16:17

sketchy hanging around Shohei Otani

16:19

and Otani being dependent on him.

16:21

Some calling him Otani's best

16:24

friend. Like that is a part of the problem that

16:27

Major League Baseball faced several weeks ago.

16:29

I can't give them credit for the

16:31

federal government stepping in and cleaning up

16:33

their mess. Obviously,

16:35

a lot of that was Shohei Otani's choice

16:37

because he's close with Mitsuhara. He wanted him

16:39

to be around and obviously trusted him enough

16:42

to give him access to certain areas of

16:44

his life, probably including his financials. In

16:46

the New York Times report, the one thing that stood

16:48

out to me is when they were

16:51

describing how Mitsuhara changed the passwords on

16:53

Otani's bank account. Perhaps that's why he

16:55

wasn't getting alerts from the bank when

16:57

money was being taken out or transferred.

16:59

That's one thing at the end of

17:02

this. I hope that we do have

17:04

answers to some of these questions about how

17:06

he got access to the account, why he

17:08

wasn't aware of this. That was a little

17:10

nuggy yesterday that made me go, okay, I could

17:12

see how that could happen if you gave someone

17:15

access to your account and they changed things and

17:17

you're not getting alerts as to how this

17:19

money is moving. Now, there's a whole other conversation

17:21

as to why he would do that, but that

17:23

at least makes a little bit of sense to

17:26

me. I'm not going to say Major League

17:28

Baseball handles it perfectly because I also still think

17:30

why is Ipe Mitsuhara having

17:32

the speech to the Dodgers and that's when Shohei

17:34

Otani is first finding out about this. The Dodgers

17:36

in Major League Baseball should have protected him more

17:39

in that way, but

17:42

for all intents and purposes, yes, because he's

17:44

the face of baseball, you gave him the

17:46

benefit of the doubt and seemingly you're being

17:48

proven right in doing so. Great

17:50

point. I forgot about that part of it, like the idea of

17:52

like, hey, you did something horrific to the sport. Can you go

17:54

in there and meet with that? No, you don't get that. You

17:57

don't get not even in the sports crime.

17:59

Now, I run. Ironically, on the same day that

18:01

this happens, we actually finally get an update about John

18:03

T. Porter of the Toronto

18:05

Raptors. He is the brother of Michael Porter Jr.

18:07

Nuggets got a win over C.C. Teewells last night.

18:09

They're going to get the one seed in the

18:12

West and Jokic may win MVP. But

18:14

if you people remember, he was the one that

18:17

was alleged to have fixed games,

18:19

kind of, or fixed his result in

18:21

games by betting on the unders. Right?

18:25

I mean, that's fair, I guess, the way

18:27

I'm setting this up. So Adam Silver, commissioner

18:29

of the NBA, in an article by Tim

18:31

Bontemps on espn.com, said, quote,

18:33

I have an enormous range of discipline available to

18:35

me, but it's a cardinal

18:37

sin what he's accused of in the NBA. And

18:39

the ultimate extreme option I have is to ban

18:42

him from the game. That's

18:44

the level of authority I have here because

18:46

there's nothing more serious, I think, around this

18:48

league when it comes to gambling, betting on

18:50

our games. And this is a direct player

18:52

involvement. And so the investigation is ongoing. The

18:54

consequence, but the consequences could be very severe.

18:56

At the end of the day, there's nothing

18:58

more important than the integrity of competition, Silver

19:00

said. Obviously, he's talking about nothing

19:02

more important as it results to the 48 minutes

19:04

played in an NBA game, not outside of that

19:06

in real life. Not that gambling and

19:08

fixing games is not real life. But this

19:11

is an NBA related crime and a crime

19:13

that's more of a white collar crime. A

19:15

business crime. A business crime. Thank

19:17

you. Silver

19:20

here. But if this is true, that

19:22

guy's out of the league. I don't know if

19:25

there's any question about that. Yeah, because

19:27

what he did threatens the integrity of

19:29

the entertainment product. And that's what people

19:31

have to understand about sports. Part

19:33

of what makes it great is having competitive

19:36

integrity. And if you jeopardize that, then all

19:38

of a sudden people are not enjoying the

19:40

games because they feel like the

19:42

outcome is already determined. And people aren't going

19:44

to have the confidence to bet on the

19:46

games. And that has become a huge boon

19:48

for not just the NBA, but all of

19:51

these sports leagues. So yeah, it absolutely should

19:53

result in a significant punishment

19:55

for Jontae Porter. I

19:57

would go as far as to say a lifetime ban. I

20:00

think that is absolutely on the table.

20:02

But Smalls, the thing that concerns me

20:04

is trying to find the

20:06

line when it comes to players that step

20:08

out of bounds when it comes to sports

20:11

gambling. We know it's pervasive in our society,

20:13

and we know that we've seen players in

20:15

other sports leagues get involved in sports gambling

20:17

to their detriment. It happened with Calvin Ridley,

20:19

it resulted in a year-long suspension. He bet

20:22

on NFL games and NBA games alike, and

20:24

I think a part of one of his

20:26

bets included his team, the Atlanta Falcons. The

20:28

NFL said, no, no, no, we're not doing that,

20:30

we're gonna suspend you a year. With John T.

20:33

Porter, I think everybody is on board with

20:35

having a lifetime ban. I guess my question

20:37

is, where is the line when it comes

20:39

to whether or not you're gonna have the

20:41

privilege of being able to come back and

20:43

be a part of that sports league? I

20:45

get it, NFL, NBA, two different sports leagues,

20:48

but the same issue, we're talking about competitive

20:50

integrity and having inside information and

20:52

trying to profit off of that. So I

20:54

wonder where the line is when it comes

20:56

to a lifetime ban

20:58

versus a guy having the opportunity to

21:00

eventually come back and play. I guess

21:02

it depends on the circumstances surrounding

21:04

how you bet, but there

21:07

should be all of that stuff outlined. And when

21:09

they have these rookie symposiums and things like that,

21:11

I think this should be part of it now

21:14

because a lot of these guys or women going

21:17

into professional leagues will maybe be gambling or

21:19

have access to that, it might be part

21:21

of what they do. Whenever we talk about

21:23

gambling, there's always a disclaimer at the end

21:25

because people can get really addicted to stuff

21:27

like this. I think that that needs to

21:30

be something that the leagues are taking into

21:32

account, that they need to be able to

21:34

not only directly outline what's gonna happen to

21:36

you if you somehow cross this

21:38

guard rail that we put up and you

21:40

impact the integrity of the game, but also

21:42

we understand that this is an issue that

21:45

we need to be aware of from your

21:47

perspective as well. No doubt, well said. Let's

21:49

get a couple or a call in here on

21:52

this coffee situation, we gotta do this. Okay, all

21:54

right. Because people are weighing in on Smalls being

21:56

furious that her coffee place only serves specific coffees

21:58

based on time of day. coffee place.

22:00

There's no one there. She's not wrong. There's no

22:02

one there. You don't want to take my business

22:05

closed down. I'm Paulie in Chicago listening on ESPN 1000.

22:07

What's up Paulie? Hey,

22:10

what's going on guys? You

22:13

know, first of all, I want to say

22:15

it's an honor to be on with the

22:17

lovely, the talented Evan Cohen. Thank you. Yeah,

22:20

no, you're 100% you. But

22:24

no, as far as Michelle's complaint

22:27

with her coffee shop, she

22:30

is 100% right. And like, and

22:32

that's it. I've never experienced that. But

22:35

I know my mom, my

22:38

mom is pushing 80 years old, and

22:41

she will nonstop about, I'm

22:43

sorry, didn't mean to encourage

22:46

somebody out there, but she will, she will, you

22:48

know, complain

22:51

nonstop about going

22:53

to Starbucks in the afternoon and then

22:55

like she cannot get her

22:58

decaf Thanks

23:00

for the phone call. Is that right? You can't

23:02

get the decaf in the afternoon? I

23:05

don't know, but it was not Starbucks. That's not where I

23:07

went. And again, if I

23:09

can't get whatever is available on the menu,

23:11

why are you open? And it ain't

23:13

like you've got that many things on the damn

23:15

menu. You're a coffee shop. This place is so

23:18

mad. It's not like you're going to a fast

23:20

food place that turns over from breakfast to lunch

23:22

and dinner. Oh, well, what do you

23:24

think about that though? That's totally different. But

23:27

should they serve breakfast all day? All right, hold

23:29

on, because I gotta ask this question. Michelle, have

23:31

you ever... Wait, real quick. Nuno's mad. He's looking

23:33

for a fight. So be careful. Have

23:37

any of you worked in a service

23:39

industry where you have to, where you

23:41

have to close? I was a hostess

23:43

at an Italian restaurant. You're

23:46

the hostess, but how much cleaning, like how

23:48

much cleaning? Excuse me, I still had to shut

23:50

down the restaurant. You had to shut down by

23:52

the way. It's not the same. It's

23:55

not the same. No,

23:57

someone when I was younger, when I worked

23:59

at a Dunkin' D'Arts... hundred and you add

24:01

a clean your stations and you know of

24:04

apart since our when I worked at a

24:06

deli at a grocery store and you out

24:08

a breakdown them scenes. That's. A

24:10

pain that thin adds to. Now a

24:12

farm out and nine now the soda.

24:14

I have to do all this other

24:16

stuff now modern I will have a

24:19

urinal literati only one I worked at

24:21

a fast foods a body of work

24:23

to support what I was a to.

24:25

I know exactly what you're talking about

24:27

it for a lot cleaner person Benedetto

24:29

would someone was a little probably ask

24:32

for where the hardest like to talk

24:34

soon as he puts. On

24:36

what you know we did. We make

24:39

a sandwich. You know why they were

24:41

playing to their old pair of

24:43

we have no one of my

24:45

to say what you know we

24:47

do. We flipped Amazon as as

24:49

open suppose we left off as

24:51

this literally. Be like going into satellite and

24:53

sounds super but this is you. Like as if

24:55

I went into your subway and you're like oh

24:57

we close and a half hour so we don't

24:59

suddenly bread. Would. Would sound like

25:01

this I have a sandwich was time to the

25:03

police actually close with and did you feel up

25:06

sixty? Am a close. I showed up at five

25:08

thirty. Two. A coffee place looking for

25:10

coffee. About her job as legitimate as

25:12

well as a puppy reposted Put that

25:14

their specialty coffee please write who has

25:16

like it's a very specific things. As

25:18

a sir, like five types of coffee. And

25:20

then there's like a lemon los. that's that's

25:23

what I mean. So a little container. And

25:25

I met a man I wish we had

25:27

her as the when it came to our

25:29

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25:32

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27:17

This is the Unsportsmanlike Podcast on

27:19

ESPN Radio. Countdown

27:22

to the NFL Draft. Spots

27:25

and aims are at the NFL history coming up. This

27:28

is Chris Canty's NFL Mock Draft 2.0.

27:34

Oh, yeah, here we go. I've

27:36

been waiting for this. I was

27:38

thinking about this since yesterday because

27:41

CC hinted at trades, he hinted

27:43

at quarterback movement. Let's

27:45

see where he goes. Mock

27:47

Draft 2.0 from our very

27:49

own Chris Canty. Okay, so what

27:51

you should know about my mock draft,

27:56

the strongest position in this draft class, and I know

27:58

a lot of people are focusing on the quarterback, quarterbacks

28:00

and the wide receivers because those are the guys that

28:02

touch the ball. Well, it's not the guys that touch

28:04

the ball. It's actually the guys that protect the

28:07

pass catchers and the quarterbacks and that will

28:09

be the offensive lineman. I've got count them

28:12

nine offensive linemen going in

28:14

the first round nine nine. Wow. And

28:16

the first one coming off the board with the

28:18

fifth overall pick. But let's get things started. Number

28:20

one, what's understood. They got to be said. It's

28:23

Caleb Williams. Number two, contrary

28:25

to popular opinion from Mel Kiper, Matt

28:27

Miller and others. Drake May, not Jayden

28:29

Daniels will be the second quarterback taken

28:31

by the Washington commanders. He's going to

28:34

fly off the board and then in

28:36

a stunning trade, the

28:39

Minnesota Vikings move up from number 11

28:41

to number three to draft Jayden Daniels

28:43

and they give the New England Patriots

28:46

an absolute haul. So the Minnesota Vikings

28:48

get number three overall. The New England

28:50

Patriots get number 11 overall this year,

28:52

number 23 overall this year in a

28:55

2025 first round pick. Evan

28:58

as a Patriots fan, how would you feel about

29:00

that move? I like it, but I also like

29:02

the idea of them using that to maybe move

29:04

back up or this is where I'm curious because

29:06

I have not seen this. I'm listening to this

29:08

for the first time with everybody else. Are you

29:10

going to have someone fall to them in 11

29:12

that at the quarterback position or would they even

29:14

want to take a quarterback at number 11? Well

29:16

stay tuned. Here we go. Number

29:18

four, the Arizona Cardinals, they're trying to trade down.

29:20

They can't find somebody to do the dance. So

29:22

they're forced to take Marvin Harrison Jr. and they

29:24

absolutely have to. I mean, as much as I

29:26

love Michael Wilson, they need to add some more

29:28

pass catches on that roster. They got rid of

29:30

Marquise Brown. They need some help. Colin Murray's got

29:32

to have somebody to throw it to in the

29:34

words of Giselle Buncheon. He can't throw it at

29:36

the same time. So they

29:38

draft the best wide receiver in this

29:40

class by the slightest of margins, by the

29:43

way. Number five, the

29:45

Los Angeles Chargers. I tipped my head a little bit

29:47

with this, but Jim Harbaugh tipped his hand when he

29:49

said, you know what? The offensive line

29:51

is a position group that doesn't need anybody

29:53

else to do their job. When you think

29:55

about when he had success with the San

29:57

Francisco 49ers, it was built around physical. nasty

30:00

offensive and defensive linemen. They're

30:02

gonna take Joe Ault, a physical,

30:05

nasty, offensive lineman, offensive tackle

30:07

out of Notre Dame, a guy that was 320 pounds,

30:10

six nine and ran a sub five 40 yard

30:13

dash. That's the kind of athlete he is.

30:15

You can't pass on that dude in that

30:17

spot. Next we got the New

30:19

York football giants. People say they're in the

30:21

quarterback business. I don't necessarily

30:23

know that they're gonna be in the quarterback business

30:25

this early in the draft. They take the second

30:27

best receiver in this class from Leak Neighbors, talk

30:29

about explosive. This guy is an absolute game breaker.

30:32

He can take a five yard slant, 70 yards

30:34

to the house. Kind of reminds me of another LSU

30:36

receiver that played for the New York Giants in recent

30:38

memory. Next, the Tennessee Titans

30:41

Brian Callahan son of? Bill

30:44

Callahan. Exactly. All time offensive line coaches with

30:46

him now. Exactly. So what are they gonna

30:49

do? Offensive line. Exactly. They're gonna

30:51

take Taliese Fiyaga out of Oregon State. That's easy

30:53

to understand. The Atlanta Falcons need a pass rusher.

30:55

First defensive player off the board at number eight

30:57

Dallas Turner from Alabama. Number

30:59

nine, the Chicago Bears in

31:02

a stunning move trade down. Okay.

31:05

They trade down. They have an opportunity to

31:07

take Romo-Doomsday at nine. They trade out of

31:09

that spot cause they need to pick up

31:11

some more draft capital. Remember the Bears don't

31:13

have a second round pick because of the

31:16

Montez Sweat trade. So they're gonna trade down,

31:18

pick up some more draft capital in day

31:20

two. And the

31:22

New England Patriots move up from

31:24

number 11 to

31:26

take quarterback out of Michigan, Jay Jay McCarthy.

31:28

Evan, how do you feel about that? It's

31:30

what I've been waiting on since yesterday to

31:33

find out if you were gonna go through

31:35

with this. You hinted at this a bunch

31:37

over the last couple of days that you

31:39

thought maybe New England was gonna be the

31:41

team that was gonna maneuver and still end

31:43

up with a quarterback. I'm

31:46

assuming I'm not giving up the 2025 first. No.

31:50

Am I giving up 23? No,

31:53

you're giving up. Here's what you're giving

31:55

up. So The New England Patriots get

31:57

number nine overall. Chicago gets number 11

31:59

overall. In a killer twenty twenty

32:01

four third round pick number sixty eight. Overall

32:03

good. Good. Or that's the

32:05

way around for new doing. Okay. Oh

32:08

I'm in Michigan. quarterback A Patriots I guess it

32:10

worked out in the but I just a thought

32:12

to have worked. I've never turn and Boomers are

32:14

just decades to the pressure they should go off

32:16

as a lot of the defense excited about it

32:19

Could use some help in a secondary opposite a

32:21

sauce quarter. No one A D J read their

32:23

quarterback is in a contract year. But.

32:25

They're gonna fall for. They're going to go

32:27

for the shiny new towards are going to

32:29

take tied in broad Powers out of Georgia.

32:31

It's gonna happen because this regime is not

32:33

thinking about beyond twenty twenty fourth. They just

32:35

wanna say they jobs this year so they

32:37

take bribe our somebody that can have an

32:40

instant impact on your office So. Aaron Rodgers

32:42

is gassing himself a weapon. They're and auto

32:44

young receivers would air rises. Not necessarily the

32:46

greatest comedies and but we'll see whether that

32:48

they can make it Works at Estate. In

32:50

his career, the subtle bear that number Eleven

32:52

with The Fray. Bad: they end up sick

32:54

and Romo do that. Okay, Number Twelve, What

32:56

everybody wants to know the Denver Broncos operate

32:58

need to court about what is he going

33:00

to do? Is he going to take Bull

33:02

Mixes? Who is he going to go? Michael

33:05

put a junior. His. Other do

33:07

on the Denver Broncos in a

33:09

stunning move. Decided they are

33:11

going to trade back. In

33:13

a t trading up is the Jacksonville

33:16

Jaguars they need help add corner they

33:18

move up to take when ya much

33:20

of the top quarterbacks in this class

33:23

or Toledo he separated himself up. Scotty

33:25

combines the Jacksonville Jaguars need help in

33:27

their secondary. this is the best way

33:29

to fight it's they make a huge

33:32

move up from seventeen. To. Take

33:34

Quinn ya admits was amazed.

33:36

Debacle: Slide back to seventeen

33:38

Now in order to make

33:41

that move, The Denver Broncos

33:43

do get. The. denver broncos

33:45

just a twenty twenty fourth serve round

33:47

pick wealth notes you with the denver

33:49

broncos gets seventeen over off or twenty

33:52

twenty four set of round pick which

33:54

is forty eight overall anna towards when

33:56

for fourth round pick one fourteen overall

33:58

the dozens of Jaguars get number

34:00

12 overall and they get

34:02

a 2024 third round pick, number 76

34:05

overall. Now the

34:07

next team behind them, you have

34:09

the Las Vegas Raiders, my former teammate Antonio Pierce,

34:11

they got to get a quarterback, they take Michael

34:13

Penix Jr. I think that's a seamless fit. They're

34:17

making that pick. I mean, your influence seems

34:19

to be all over that pick. No, they're

34:21

making that pick. Michael Penix Jr., he's the

34:23

odds-on favorite for, to be taken,

34:26

the odds-on favorite for the Las Vegas

34:28

Raiders to take with that pick. I

34:30

love that pick. Yeah, Michael Penix Jr.,

34:32

he ends up going to the Las

34:34

Vegas Raiders. The Denver Broncos at 17,

34:36

they end up taking a defensive tackle,

34:38

Byron Murphy II. So you

34:40

have five first round quarterbacks? No.

34:43

You don't? I have six

34:45

first round quarterbacks and Evan, I'm

34:47

glad you asked because with some

34:49

of the draft capital that the

34:51

Denver Broncos picked up in trading

34:53

back with the Jacksonville Jaguars, they

34:55

move back into the first round.

34:58

They jump from 48 to 27.

35:02

They do the dance with the Arizona Cardinals and

35:04

they end up taking quarterback Bo Nix

35:07

at 27. So

35:09

I've got six quarterbacks going in the first

35:11

round and they're coming off the board in

35:13

this order. Caleb Williams, number one. Drake

35:16

May, number two. Jaden Daniels, number three. JJ

35:18

McCarthy at number nine. We've

35:20

got Michael Penix Jr. at number 13

35:22

and we've got Bo Nix at

35:25

pick number 27 for the Denver

35:28

Broncos. Ready to book it? Book it. Six

35:31

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35:37

like the maneuvering here. I was

35:39

hoping you would have a lot of the trades. You teased a

35:42

lot of the trades. I like the

35:44

maneuvering. It makes a lot of sense

35:46

for everybody involved because Denver's not good,

35:48

right? And getting, just straight up taking a

35:51

quarterback at 12 if it's Bo Nix probably

35:53

doesn't make sense. You can

35:55

go Nix at 27 and then stockpiling makes sense.

35:57

New England's not good. need,

36:00

stockpiling also makes sense. I like what you're doing

36:02

here makes a lot of sense. The only pick

36:04

I don't like and you said it beforehand doesn't

36:06

make sense to me either. It's Brock Bowers because

36:08

Rodgers has not been good with tight ends in

36:11

his career. Smallest, your reaction? I absolutely love what

36:13

you have the Chicago Bears doing. Not only do

36:15

they get their guy and Caleb Williams and a

36:17

weapon for him and Romo Dunsey, but they trade

36:19

back still landing that wide receiver for Caleb Williams

36:21

while getting some draft capital along the way. I

36:23

think that's very shrewd by Chicago. No doubt about it.

36:26

They end up having two third-round picks. I think that makes

36:28

a ton of sense. Big time. Very quickly, what was the

36:30

hardest one for you? What was the one that you struggled

36:32

the most with? Was there anyone that you're like, I don't

36:34

know about this? Denver Broncos have to get a quarterback. You

36:37

don't like nicked enough to put him at 12?

36:39

No, well I don't think they like him either

36:41

and much to get him at 12. Like the

36:43

draft is a marketplace that's a value proposition. You

36:46

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imagine Sean Payton would go two years

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Radio Network, huge win last night

39:40

for the Denver Nuggets over

39:43

the Minnesota Timberwolves, 116-107. Joker

39:47

had 41, 11 boards, 7 assists. Just

39:51

typical day at the office for Nikola

39:54

Jokic. I mean, unbelievable what he's been

39:56

able to do. And they're

39:58

now a game up on Oklahoma City. a game

40:00

up on your T-wolf CC and five

40:03

games up on the Clippers so they're not obviously

40:05

in it at that point But it seems like

40:07

Denver right now is going to wrap it up

40:09

as the one seed and we're gonna get Denver

40:11

and Boston as The one seed and every I

40:13

mean Boston already clinched But in their respective conferences

40:15

here and that was an enormous win by the

40:17

Nuggets last night including Christian Brown

40:19

just dunking over Rudy Gobeir in

40:21

this game and Denver's

40:24

now gonna be the one it seems like yeah

40:26

I mean listen the Cola yokich is an absolute

40:28

monster. He's poised to win his third MVP, right?

40:30

I think that was the game that separated him

40:33

and just let everybody know this dude is on

40:35

a different level as great as SGA has been

40:37

as great as Luca Doncic has been down the

40:39

stretch. It's still yokich's league He's

40:42

still the best player in the entire NBA We keep

40:44

trying to figure out who's next up in Anthony Edwards

40:46

I think is the next face of the NBA but

40:48

it ain't his time yet in last night's game Put

40:51

that into focus for all of us. We

40:53

keep talking about all of these teams that could be

40:55

dangerous As the playoffs are getting close. Do we really

40:57

think anybody is going to be able to take down

41:00

Denver? I mean based on what they did last year

41:02

based on what we're seeing out of them this year

41:04

Yokich is just such a force. He's so unstoppable It

41:06

feels like we keep trying to anoint someone as this

41:08

dangerous team that can take them down Do

41:11

we really think anybody's there as good

41:13

as it doesn't it doesn't feel like it? I

41:15

mean, here's the thing Rudy Gobeir has had a

41:17

lot of success defending yokich one-on-one in the past

41:20

Not so much last night of the 41

41:22

points that yokich scored 20 were

41:24

on Gobeir And it was on eight of ten

41:26

shooting and the thing that separates yokich is not

41:29

just as a passing ability But his ability to

41:31

be able to finish through contact like last night

41:33

There were four and ones that yokich had in

41:35

that game now He didn't necessarily finish the drill

41:37

with making the free throw But it just shows

41:39

you his ability to be able to absorb contact

41:41

and be able to finish but then also

41:43

the vision that he has I mean the

41:45

law passed that he threw to Aaron Gordon

41:48

on the reverse dunk That was just incredible.

41:50

I mean, but how many big men have

41:52

that type of physicality have that kind of

41:54

touch have that type of ability

41:57

to be able to close in the clutch

42:00

like Jokic, we just haven't seen that. Bill

42:02

Walton in his prime in 1977 for

42:04

the Portland Trailblazers. Yeah, but I don't know. But

42:06

I'm saying that's my only answer to what you

42:09

just said, and that is 30 years ago. Yeah,

42:11

but I don't know. 40

42:13

plus years ago. Yeah, that was four decades ago. But

42:15

Big Red didn't have the ability to pass like

42:17

Jokic. Oh, he was unbelievable. He was

42:20

great. He was great. At this

42:22

level, like Jokic? It doesn't matter. It's nobody close.

42:25

The majority of the people listening right now never

42:27

saw Walton play in the prime, including us. Evan,

42:29

I guess my whole point is it's

42:31

unimpressive. It's unheard of. He's never seen that

42:33

in the NBA. A big man having the

42:35

ability to be able to close like Jokic

42:37

with all of the different facets of the

42:40

game that he has mastered while not being

42:42

an elite athlete. He also gives up. And

42:44

obviously, this is not true, but he gives

42:46

off the vibe that he just doesn't care,

42:48

which is the most amazing thing. He obviously

42:50

does. He clearly does. He clearly does. But

42:52

it's an amazing thing where it's not a

42:54

turn off that he gives off the vibe

42:56

that he doesn't care. No, it's not a

42:58

turn off. And he postured

43:00

about it. He said, yeah, it's not really that big

43:03

of a game when Anthony Edwards and everybody from Minnesota

43:05

was saying it was a big game before the matchup

43:07

last night. But you can see that he cares. And

43:09

the second half, this guy turned it all. And I

43:12

mean, they had a deficit going into the second half.

43:14

And 24 of his 41 points came in the second

43:16

half. And it was 84 all. And

43:19

at final 930 of the game, Denver shot 12

43:21

of 16 for the floor and outscored Minnesota 32-23.

43:24

It was tied at 84 apiece. And they win

43:26

1-16-107. In the fourth

43:29

quarter, it was tied at 84 apiece. I mean,

43:31

they're awesome. Here's the one interesting thing, though, about

43:33

this. You said, is there anybody

43:35

small as that can beat them? Maybe

43:37

not. But the road in getting there is not

43:39

going to be that easy. I mean, you're talking

43:41

about potentially in the first round, maybe Kevin Durant,

43:43

LeBron James, or Steph Curry against you. Doesn't matter.

43:46

Doesn't matter. At altitude, when you got to come to

43:48

the air place, good luck with that. Yeah, good point.

43:50

Good luck with that. And I was saying that about

43:52

last night's game, right? Both teams played out of town

43:54

in the back to back. But Denver is on their

43:56

home court. They're used to playing at altitude. When you're

43:58

not used to it, that is not an easy

44:01

thing to overcome and they remind you

44:03

of it because everywhere plastered on the court

44:06

is 5280 which tells you the amount of

44:08

feet that you are above sea level. Exactly

44:10

so I mean that is a thing it

44:13

is it gets into a player psyche

44:15

there is a mental edge that Denver

44:17

has because of it but there's also

44:20

a physical advantage to it when it

44:22

comes to the overall recovery so yeah

44:24

with their style of play knowing who

44:26

they are I just

44:28

I don't see anybody rolling up through there and

44:30

being able to beat them I just don't if

44:33

they've got home court advantage throughout they are going

44:35

to get to the NBA Finals there might be

44:37

a little bit of drama a little bit of

44:39

theater in terms of what it looks like and

44:41

who they have to go through in order to

44:43

get there but they will be the team

44:46

back in the finals out of the Western Conference there is

44:48

not a doubt in my mind. Yeah I feel the

44:50

same way I'm definitely not picking against them. So

44:52

their road though I'm just trying to poke

44:54

holes even though it doesn't sound like I'm

44:56

gonna be able to poke any holes so

44:59

round one is maybe LeBron staffer KD round

45:01

two is the winner of Minnesota

45:03

is a winner of the clippers the mass

45:06

any what I'm saying is it doesn't matter

45:08

we got to start changing how we look

45:10

at your kids and I'm not saying us

45:12

collectively on this show but there have been

45:14

a lot of people that didn't

45:16

think that your kids when he won his first

45:19

MVP was deserving of it they didn't think that

45:21

when he won his second MVP he was deserving

45:23

of it but those bad takes they're

45:25

gonna have to start walking them back now

45:27

because this dude is putting himself in rarefied

45:29

air I mean think about it the NBA

45:31

players that have three or more

45:34

MVPs you got Larry Magic and Moses

45:36

Malone that have three Wilton LeBron they've

45:38

got four Jordan and Bill Russell five

45:41

and Kareem Abdul Jabbar he's got six

45:43

that's the list smalls of

45:45

NBA players all time that have three

45:47

or more MVPs. Jokic is about to

45:49

join that list and so when

45:51

we say a player of that caliber in the

45:53

heart of his prime has home court advantage in

45:56

the playoffs and out to I don't give a

45:58

damn who else is in the conferences playoff

46:00

field. It doesn't matter. It

46:02

doesn't matter because that dude is

46:05

in the same breath as the

46:08

best of the best that have ever played this

46:10

game. And we just saw him do it last

46:12

year in the postseason. What about Boston? Would you

46:14

take Boston over? No. So

46:16

they're winning a championship? No, I'm not going to

46:18

take Boston. I need to see who's

46:20

going to come out of the Eastern Conference because I'm

46:22

not sold that's going to be Boston. I'm not sold

46:25

that's going to be Boston either. So let me, I'm

46:27

trying, again, my whole goal is to see if any,

46:29

if there's any weakness in the Denver arguments, Philadelphia. If

46:31

I told you Philadelphia got on a roll. I got

46:33

to see what Embiid looks like once they get there.

46:35

Agreed. I got to see what he looks like. You

46:38

said the other day, write it off, UConn and South

46:40

Carolina are winning a championship and they both did. Are

46:43

you there? Denver's winning the championship again? Denver's

46:45

coming out of the West. I'm there. I'm

46:48

there. If they have home court advantage, they

46:51

are coming out of the Western Conference. It's done.

46:53

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46:55

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