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not a big deal town
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meeting never start on time i want
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to make sure we get see when
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people freak out the town hall fills up
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no
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he
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not going to stand outside
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damn straight or nice why
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do you have our own junkie lawn furniture if
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we can't get seats we bring our own
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let me rephrase why do you
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still have our
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jackie lawn furniture you
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know this is the height of mid nineties outdoor
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furnishings brown and frames
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plastic slats your ass falls through
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well you can stand there
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come on we're leaving and
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, see sorry
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where fear you know how he said it was okay
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to just appear and disappear
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use the stairs
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the tears
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they're becoming they said they were west
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here going start the car i drive
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the car can you drive the car
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i mean i'd like to try said
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go nice nice i'll give you
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a lesson
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tomorrow ah
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weighted sixty plus years you can
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wait until
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right out in have
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you need a hand side
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really go and give them a hand i'll help
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set up a wes just because you're a ghost
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these are not allowed regardless
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i , want you to think that we're taking advantage of you
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you what are you waiting for a written invitation
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get up there really
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i can make it to the bottom of the says
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it's fun here i'll get the side
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how many books
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or any year twelve only twelve
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their reference books and you're bleeding
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them to the town meeting for run
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i'll get the door
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what a gentleman
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the are you going to hell
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get the other
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what
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and ladies have
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get those rearing their we can go
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they told you can't believe
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this item
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the everyone in town drive
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probably nobody wanted to walk you know
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woodward and up
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which means the only people who will be walking
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are us
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their parking spot where fair
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fit into that space so you can i
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think positively lily and remember
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that predators like to go for the old and sick
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and people carrying fifty pound boxes
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okay
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that wet it how you parallel how
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does it look here about a foot from the curb and
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the front end as sticking out into the middle of the street
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get enough i'd say what's clear
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, don't see anything i think we're fine one
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second mom what are you doing
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what are you doing gimme a second
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they won't you
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are you
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i've heard you
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know the town wolves won't go for that
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right
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ah but there might be some real
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world to make them with the town wolves in which
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case i just saved our lives for
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the record if these were normal was
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feeding them would be just the what's the sale
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here let me get the other side of the boss
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he took them to associate the presence of humans
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food
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i've got a lawn furniture what attacks
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occur when was become to acclimatize to the presence
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of humans what would you prefer i throw
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at them i have a can of bear mace a my laptop
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fags be honest
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i'm not messing a bunch of dogs
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was not dogs was an
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conservation li speaking it is safer
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and more humane to scare them away than to see them he
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married
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hey i'll see
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marshal brought marshal tear to sensing
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case
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hey hey
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maybe wait to kiss me until you're
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not carrying that anymore you're probably
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right
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actually would you
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mind helping etti carry this
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so why across
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the street next to the movie night
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why
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oh yeah so
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i've
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okay abby am seven insists
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what says seasons are you
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okay i'm , and
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fine really made it look
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easy is all i'll buy you a beer
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later you will buy me a bottle
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of wine and drink it was
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me he t l c inside
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rather than make you walk backwards i suggest
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a sideways
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works for me
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the
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what
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a surprise what are
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you doing here
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bring into the town meeting
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you
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oh
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you know
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the name okay so
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you're not say hiding in
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your car until we go inside
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or anything what now
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maybe
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the little
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i'm also having from the walls because
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they are still
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round here
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somewhere
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i don't see any their there
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they're always there
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the fine
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well he it was nice to see you
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again
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rudy i
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know things have been lately
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but
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new friends really
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the year and if
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you need me to walk you
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to determine how they would you
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that would be great come on
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it's only like twenty feet
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oh ah hello
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, see see told i
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are always there be
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like me much
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it's fine it's only like twenty feet
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i appreciate you were trying to minimize
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the distance to make me feel better you're welcome
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it does seem much farther than it did a moment ago
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yup much much further than south
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okay
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a fine fine we're
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both com perfectly com
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this reminds me of the movie balto not
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, actual butter and amazon
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amazon i had a dream once about the movie molto
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where i was in a cabin in alaska
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and a bunch of wolves were outside knowing
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their way their and one of them
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was although i don't ask me how and i did
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i kept trying to push things up against
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assholes the keep out but eventually one of them pride
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this the bricks and a chimney and when proper got into
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started eating meat us that's
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when i woke up
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is not even a little what that movie
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the about quick that officer
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for door
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like a couple house standing room only unless
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you brought lawn furniture and ,
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for nevermind slick rudy i
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have to go find the others and and
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understand that here so terrifying
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i can be bought off
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some obvious that hi will this
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hey
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hey you got seats
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paper
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but
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thank god i really hate that lawn furniture
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where's mom the rubber the council table
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talking to more
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green and wrestle
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who would he think they're talking
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about
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me now
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with no with don't i like that
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you have given the about nothing
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my big house
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russell he's sign or
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you know what this is about
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i remember relationships stop
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intended out dot added the water
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thing as safe
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, as so what's so
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it has
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, be there by
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now come on there want to know this
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so you're all aware rudy's
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here where in the as
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rudy's ,
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that we offer him a chair
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is not using my sign line furniture
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although it would be pretty funny
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watching him try to negotiate
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the time to be
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true it would
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, funny think you
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to throw your mom's bring
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what everybody please take their seats
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to and guard
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usually call this meeting of amount and
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so on town council to order
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now i don't need to tell you why
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the here so let's get straight to business
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after if you would give us an update
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as well
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before i begin i know we're all
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concerned about what's going on amount absalom
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i am as well but i think it is important
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now more than ever that we need to come together
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in the spirit of community fuck me
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and so i asked that we adhere to normal
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meeting protocol and begin with the singing
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of the town anthem seats in syria
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i second the motion fair syria
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the we have any objections
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there
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the chair recognizes
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harper
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now we all love and
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and some but i'm an old lady
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and a sensor played at the last meeting
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i'm losing my marbles
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that wasn't me
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right sorry they
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are lopez did that not chester
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just or had absolutely nothing to do with
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telling the whole town i was going gaga
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see how confused i'm
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getting anyways
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the sun's down it's past my bedtime
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and i don't know how long i'll laugh though why
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don't we just this once skip
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the anthem so we can all get home at home at our
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those are skipping the anthem and getting down to
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business
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hi
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the opposed may
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the i have it sister your
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update i have been in
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communication with mayor lopez since
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the incident at the bottle and works keeping
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him apprised of the situation
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that is that guy ever hear now
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he is currently in columbus
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wining and dining the lieutenant governor
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to get us emergency relief funds is
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worth
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that you love me as a chance to show
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his skill under pressure to we have any word
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from the
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hundred pin chester
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again so i've been in communication
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with the ogre be stewart's as the manager of the mount
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absalom bank and trust it
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appears they were unaware
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they still owned the summer bottling
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work out
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that you own a celery soda factory
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and get so rich you move to cleveland
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reno nine
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the name the intimated that
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they have no plans to rebuild
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did they say exactly
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i
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i would rather not chester
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they is and these are their words
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not mine mind you they said
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and i quote if
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we'd known we still have that loser
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of a business on the books we would have sold
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at years ago come
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, and quest
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well
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i think we can assume and chester
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correct me if i'm wrong but it sounds like
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they won't be reopening the bottling helps
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that is the impression i got yes
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the possible to convince them to just restore
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the plant and then maybe find a new owner
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that's why we don't have to battle singers set up
15:48
with think about all sorts of as to have a separate
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is it might have been possible
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if the ogilvy stuart's hadn't let
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the insurance policy on the business laps
15:57
as it is there is no money to rebuild
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poverty as soon as
16:02
possible and wash their hands as well
16:06
us what's that can't happen
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he can't do that i'm afraid to say they
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can is there anything
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we can do as the town i mean
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unfortunately
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the town is in a fiscal whole owing
16:20
to the elimination of certain
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questionable revenue sources and
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many of the grants which previously have available
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are no longer as flush as they were having
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been dedicated for
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all of you as the deputy mayor delphic
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order treasurer remote absalom savings and
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for manager volunteer fire captain and
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co chair of the month absent farmers market
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associations we will find
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a way through this
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the unicode her job didn't just
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blow
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as long as we stay together
16:57
this town's community can whether any
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storm the what did i see movies
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intelligence service see
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, dream or just visiting i
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think this is my kids
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the chair recognizes etti douglas
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thank you
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many of you now i have been in mount absalom
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working on my doctoral thesis dealing with
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diagnosing and remedying the causes a small
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town decay salaries by say
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losing a local provider of manufacturing
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jobs as common and quite frankly rather basic
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when it comes to what i do but that also means that
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as well documented and studied and there's some practice
17:35
steps the town can take the ameliorates the situation
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they put together a list of proposals
17:41
which have been shown to work in other communities
17:43
i will say that a key too many
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the an idea is supporting each other
17:47
there as individuals as a community
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as a town government and as local
17:51
financial
17:52
the to send
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which is to say as much
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as i hate to admit it
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thereafter
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he's right about working through
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that together he's , about
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so much house house
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, fun ,
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much he's right
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think you choose
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as the proprietor of a local
18:20
business as the just like to voice
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minds commitment to this
18:24
communities and applaud the
18:26
laudable efforts us
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and
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though my establishment like
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the lamentable bottling works
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currently sits empty it will
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reopen
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soon
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and i will not hesitate to provide
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the assistance these five
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minutes people of this town
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so what's rightfully deserves
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we will not be going
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anywhere
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thank you thank
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, know as thank
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you serve for that that
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you abby you were you were
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and everything
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is in the binder that binder can
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also provide pdf that offer now
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okay
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thank you abby douglas it looks like
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we have a lot of reading ahead of us anyone
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else i better go check on them
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okay
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here for
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, wolves yes using
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issue it
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abby
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i'm sorry what hobby
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from hunters
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they worked there
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here they
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, this comment
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to them them
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the last the i'll
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make sure they get it com and
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move them said excuse
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me oh and
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if you could let them know when
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we reopen we would love
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to have them
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there will always be a place waiting
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for them at hunters
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mm
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rudy it , about
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then they just said they need said minute to
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collect themselves and they'll be right as rain
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abby said that
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well not the right as rain park that was me
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the rest of it now
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that was
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is certainly was every right
20:51
to assume the hundred people are with
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silas yeah we're pretty
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sure about that
20:58
in which case
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that was a message
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two hours
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the past but also to us
21:06
all of us the town he's not
21:08
going anywhere
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you talked before about
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dealing with silas
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i did
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