"hair. tits. eyebrows. kate beckinsale"

happy new year, bitches. glad to make our return with an action-packed episode featuring celebrated caucasian, heather eaton, who joins us today to discuss 2004's "van helsing", as well as the nipple-less vampire brides of dracula, the folklore and mythology of eastern cultures, and the ultimate sunshine baby that is kate beckinsale. 

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