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Mitchell is joined by Aaron and Lincoln to chat about:- North Melbourne beating a Harley Reidless West Coast- Suffering through Saints V Gold Coast- The lowest scoring Saturday of all time- Record for goalless quarters to win the game - SuperC
Mitchell is joined with the Stat guys Liam and Lincoln:- Umpiring Frustrations- Brownlow Metric- McKay Brothers record?- Quickest to 30 disposals against all 18 teams- Biggest range between SuperCoach and Fantasy Scores- Most goals by Ben's in
Mitchell is joined by Co-Host Liam and first timer UAS member Lincoln. - Ken Hinkleys Good/Bad Record- Christ Scott's Crazy Record- Who is the GOAT of Coaches- Saints Still Suck!!!!!!! @%#$- Longest streak of sequential scores during a round- M
Mitch and Aaron welcome back Liam as they discuss a multitude of Useless AFL Stats!- Saints Suck- Gold Coast Record- Crowd Numerology- Goals + Behinds = Goals and Behinds = Goals which = goals and behinds?- Pendles not a Collingwood record hold
Aaron and Mitch are without Liam this week as they talk crap:- Freo and Saints misery- +1 Geelong Headband- Scorigarmy- MEAT AFL ALL STARS- Essendon the worst 3rd ranked team? Ever?
Mitch, Aaron and Liam talk about a bunch of useless stats including:- Jersey Numbers and goals = 69- Geelong's Headband Bandits- Zucchini's are Fruits? - Most disposals without a goal- Freo Supporters - FREE KICKS DON'T EQUAL WINS!!!
In this weeks pod, Mitchell, Aaron and Liam discuss- Goal Umpires Conspiracy- Liams Devastating News- How badly North Sucks- Hawkins and Cameron Goalless - Greatest Hyphenated double negative losses- Worst Hawks of all time- Lowest and highest
Mitchell, Aaron and Liam welcome special guest Ben Waterworth, Fox Sports Journalist and AFL 360 Producer. We chat Useless Stats and Footy Media:- Izak Rankine the next Gary Ablett?- Is Max Laughton a likeable person?- Are Cessna's distracting?
Mitch, Della and Crowey go through plenty of Useless Stats after Gather Round. - Swallows Milestone Match as Sub- Adelaide's XScore- Boak CUT from the 350 Gamer team- April Fools Team?- Most Double Number Scores
Special guest Nick Kommer, former Essendon player joins Mitch, Aaron and Liam to discuss all the current USELESS stats. Nick chats about his time at Essendon and whether he has recovered from Tex Walker don't argue.
Useless Stats regulars Mitch and Crowy are joined by Checkers from @Marmalade_Aus and The Ressies podcast. They chat about how the Tik Tok sensation came about, the best choccy milk around, the new Geelong Stadium plus some VERY USELESS stats a
After the first round, round zero, the Useless Stats crew chat about the round, the off-season and answer some of the best useless questions from our subscribers. Make sure you subscribe and rate the show on your preferred streaming service!
Mitchell, Liam and Della chat about the amazing 2023 Grand Final and find all the funny and uesless stats involved. We answer plenty of your questions including worst Grand Final performances, longest period between winning and losing a Grand F
Liam and Mitchell are joined by Ash Walls from the Carlton Football Club. Ash talks about being part of the data analyst team and why he loves it. We also go through Ash's Monte CHarlo Brownlow predictor program and see who comes out on top!
The UAS crew give Ron Barassi a USEFUL STATS tribute to the legend of the game! Della goes on a deep dive on Sheezel's B&F first season win and we mention Port a few times for Liam!
AFTER THE FIRST WEEK OF FINALS, the UAS Crew undergoes a barrage of listener questions. Mitchell can't handle all the Saints negativity while Crowey still thinks Port are genuine contenders! Make sure to subscribe to the Useless AFL Podcast and
St.Kilda's Data Analyst Darren O'Shaughnessy joins the Useless Stats team and brings far too much useful statistics to this episode. We ask him your questions and plenty more. Mitchell also makes sure he fanboys Jack Steele as much as possible!
Mitchell, Della and Crowy discuss the final round, their favourite Useless Stats for 2023 and plenty of listener questions. Della also introduces some bizarre useless awards for the year and start looking towards the finals. Catch all our conte
On this week's podcast Della and Crowy were joined by Nick Splitter, General Manager of the footy website Zero Hanger and member of the Unpluggered St Kilda fan podcast. Listen in as they talk upcoming finals, the Essendon and Bulldogs debacle
The UAS boys are joined by Peter from The Crowject Podcast as they discuss lots of Crows stats, Anti-Port chat and this weeks listener questions. Plenty of Useless Stats, information and banter. Click here for all your CROM MERCH.Thanks to our
The UAS boys have special quest Ezekiel Ox from the band Over-Reactor. Based on the hit song 'When Collingwood Choke,' the pod is all things ANTI-COLLINGWOOD! Crowey answers his homework and plenty of listener questions as we laugh a lot and ta
The UAS crew is joined by our special guest, Umpire Ryan! We chat through your questions to Ryan, as well as some special umpire useless stats! Crowey did his homework and answers questions from the mailbag! Thanks to our sponsor Cosi Home Loan
The Useless AFL Stats boys are joined by the cult hero known as Jeff from Finance, Aaron Black, Captain of West Perth. We ask Aaron about his career, questions from our listeners and Facebook page. Liam cheats with his homework again, as we loo
The Useless Stats team is joined by fellow podcaster, AFL History Buff and Essendon supporter Tim from Kick to Kick. Crowey answers his homework and mailbag questions, and we bring up some big omens for Carlton and Port! Thanks to our sponsor C
The boys from Useless AFL Stats welcome special guest, sports broadcaster Chris Coleman. We chat about the round gone, listener questions and give Liam a few off the cuff questions to figure out during the pod. Plenty of useless information to
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