And we are back! Charlie, Teddy and Ryan are back reading the most useless of news. This week in the news: a man in tries to get out of a DUI by switching seats with his dog, Seagulls are stealing peoples drugs and a 51 year-old German man gets

#30 Three local Podcasters Make Return

May 10th, 2023 50m 52s

Andddd we are back! After a six month hiatus your favorite podcast is back telling useless news stories. We needed 6 months to find these high quality stories: a guest at a hotel is woken up by the manager sucking his toes, Rick Ross is afraid

#29 Man Asks Police Department Why He Didn’t Make Most Wanted List

Dec 12th, 2022 49m 50s

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News. There’s a lot of anger in this episode… yeah that’s pretty much all there is to this episode.

#28 Women Arrested for Sedating Men with Drug Laced Nipples

Nov 17th, 2022 57m 25s

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News the only podcast on the market that is seeking a sponsorship from Hello Fresh (more on that later). In the news this week a 8 year old boy kills a cobra with his bite, a Texas house is haunted by

#27 Worlds Fattest Bird Banned From Favorite Bird Contest Due to Winning Too Much

Oct 21st, 2022 37m 9s

And just like that we are back. Charlie, Teddy and Ryan get into the news this week to inform the masses. This week in the news: Japan's oldest toilet gets destroyed, a women attacks police with her swarm of bees, and a women had 23 contact len

#26 Group of Green Goblins Strikes Again in NYC

Oct 10th, 2022 44m 19s

Welcome back to another episode of Useless News. On this weeks episode, Charlie is doing a fast and is mighty hungry and becoming more and more delirious every news story. This week in the news a wild turkey crashes into a Miami couples home, t

#25 Climate Change Could Effect Finally Finding the Lochness Monster

Sep 26th, 2022 37m 58s

Welcome back to another episode of your great uncle Jim’s favorite podcast… Useless News! Oh boy does that man like himself some Useless News. Well enough of that nonsense, this week on Useless News a man is stuck on an hydrogen balloon for two

#24 Dominos Great Italian Failure

Aug 29th, 2022 49m 44s

And just like that we are back. In a new studio and the vibes are immaculate. Speaking of immaculate so are these stories: a cheese string billboard, penguins are refusing to eat the cheaper fish an aquarium is feeding them due to the economy,

Usless News Draft of 2022 Year Anniversary!

Aug 22nd, 2022 40m 12s

Hey guys thanks for the year of adventure that we have gone through, today we decided to draft our favorite stories we have gave to each other! Let us know which stories that you guys liked us talking about the most and whose draft ended up bei

#23 Florida Man Gets Arrest For DUI After Crashing Scooter Inside Walmart

Aug 11th, 2022 48m 49s

Welcome back to another episode of Useless the podcast that gives you news that doesn’t inform you what so ever but instead tells you crazy wacky news stories. On this weeks episode it’s Ryan’s birthday! So Teddy and Charlie make it all about R

#22 Family Roofless due to Contractors "accidently" Removing Roof

Jul 25th, 2022 49m 10s

And just like that we are back. In a new studio and the vibes are immaculate. Speaking of immaculate so are these stories: an Ohio attorney is arrested for repeatedly driving nude, penguins are refusing to eat the cheaper fish an aquarium is fe

#21 Man Sues Wife for Not Making Him Three Meals a Day

Jun 13th, 2022 47m 13s

Wow you gotta be kidding me, more useless news by your favorite people! On this week’s episode a man sues his wife for not making him three meals a day, two men get trapped in a chocolate tank and there is sexy trash cans in Sweden (I’m just as

#20 Exorcists Complain that Too Many People are Being Possessed

Jun 6th, 2022 46m 50s

Wow 20 episodes we finally made it. For our 20th episode the Useless boys go all out by… reading useless news of course! In this episode a bunch of people have legally changed their name to salmon for a sushi restaurant promotion, a man is arre

#19 Women Who Wrote “How to Murder Your Husband” Murders Husband

May 30th, 2022 45m 13s

Oh boy are you in for a treat, what’s that treat? More Useless News! On this episode the Useless Boys are tired and are taping the earliest episode they have yet (11:30 am). On this episode a man sues for sexual harassment over his boss firing

#18 Man Eats Big Mac a Day for 50 years

May 26th, 2022 38m 11s

And we are back with more Useless News! This week the whole crew is back together and have plenty of funny and crazy stories to go around. This week Hyundai recalls seatbelts due to exploding, a two year-old orders 31 burgers and leaves a 25 pe

SPECIAL EPISODE!!

May 24th, 2022 1h 3m

After a brief break Useless News is back with a special episode. Charlie and Ryan talk about their short-lived first podcast called the Estay & Vogel Show and do a revival of it, in this special episode of Useless News. Teddy also makes a compl

#17 Man Dressed as POOP EMOJI Sets Off Stink Bomb at City Council Meeting

May 9th, 2022 40m 6s

Just when you think you've heard it all...Ryan gets a one podcast suspension for a ridiculous suggestion and Wes has to fill in. The Useless News chugs along nonetheless, in the crazy and unbelievable but mostly useless news this week: A Man St

#16 Squirrel Attacks Man Leaving him Significantly Injured

May 2nd, 2022 49m 52s

We are back with more Useless News. In the useless news this week a man gets attacked by a squirrel, a women gets stuck head first in an outhouse and a masked Alabama women steals a riding mower and a trailer. These stories and much more, this

#15 Man Gets Scared at Haunted House and Shoots "Monster"

Apr 25th, 2022 48m 27s

Useless News is back this week with another great episode. Even though Charlie, Teddy and Ryan are all tired due to having to wait for Teddy to finish his gaming session to start they still give you all you're useless news to keep you informed

#14 House For Sale in DC Comes with a Free Basement Friend

Apr 18th, 2022 1h 6m

Useless news is back with more useless news. The news in this episode is especially funky. This week a pilot lied on his resume about having flying experience (which is the most important requirement I think), a construction company demolished

#13 Man Assaults Cashier with Chocolate Bunny

Apr 11th, 2022 49m 37s

We are back with more Useless News this week in lucky episode 13. This week in the news wild turkeys are taking over a small town, a man stole a 70 ton crane and a women is in a bitter battle with her neighbor over a parking spot (this one is q

#12 Broken Pinky Promises and The Battle For Transitions

Apr 4th, 2022 49m 1s

We are back with more Useless News. In the news this week someone breaks a pinky promise, rocket launchers found near a school and man shamed for liking scented candles, these stories and so much more on this weeks episode of Useless News!This

#11 Man Faces Felony Charges for Love of Pickleball

Mar 28th, 2022 46m 45s

We are back with more Useless News. This week Ryan is out of town so our secret roommate Wes filled in. In the news this week a couple loses their biggest potato crown, a man calls the cops on himself to check the authenticity of his drugs and

#10 Boy Attempting to Rescue Cat from Tree Gets Stuck in Said Tree

Mar 21st, 2022 40m 26s

We have finally made it to episode 10 of Useless News, it only took a 5 month delay but we are here to stay (wow that rhymed). This week on Useless News a man who had a warrant for his arrest stole the identity of someone who also had a warrant

#9 Wild Hogs Taking Over Canadian City

Mar 14th, 2022 43m 51s

Two episodes in a row wow we are on a roll. We are back with yet another fascinating episode of Useless News. This week Wild Pigs are on the loose in Edmonton, A former teacher of the year recipient in Indiana hits a student, and a women found