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Hello. Travis
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here from Fool and Scholar Productions, The
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creators of The White Vault. We have a
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new show releasing right now that's a little different
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from what you might be expecting from us.
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Introducing the Knight, a musical
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fantasy adventure you can share with your entire
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family. Fool the adventures of Nathaniel.
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He's a boar. He's a knight. He's been bitten
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by a Wehrman and must find a way to break this curse
0:24
before the next full moon. Every episode
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features a music lumber in a different genre
0:29
like this. Many hunt, many
0:31
stride, but you never found
0:34
a cairn, a rhysons. and
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this. This And
0:53
even this, From
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the woods and the dark on the shore,
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I have replaced every tail always more.
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You should know how we know and how everything
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The Boar Knight, heart two,
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the
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boar, the and the
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great Boar
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Many happy hours and days
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can be spent with
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fine friends and the beauty of
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nature to entertain and amaze.
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Nathany knew the Boar Knight felt
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just that a happiness to
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talk to sowers away in the mountains
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and fields on this way to the nearby
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village.
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Somewhere deep in his fur and
3:24
heart, he knew that a village
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with his awaiting houses and inn
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would
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only be the first drop of men
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on his quest for the
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a cure for his terrible
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curse. just thinking
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about it sent a shiver
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down his
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hongers. Wehmanism to
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suffer every full moon.
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shifting into the body of a
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two legged human.
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As fast and well as a boar
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can he reached a little
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village passing across
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its little bridge
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spanning its little river
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known locally as
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the Little River for trouser
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washing. Under less dire
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circumstances, Malthamion
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would have appreciated the town's
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overwhelming cuteness and charm.
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But as he was there with a singular
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purpose, he began through
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the streets searching for an
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inn, a public house anywhere
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with open doors. but
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as his hooves clapped across the stones,
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street after street. He was
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mad with locked doors and clasped
4:32
shutters. The village
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vested, quiet Knight
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as though it hid from something
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unseen.
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That was until Nathaniel
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noticed the open door and
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glowing lights of the talon and
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treat. the smell of
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fresh airballs wafting across the
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cobblestones, cautious
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but hopeful he entered.
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Welcome value to Patreon. We'll be
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there in
5:09
just a moment. Go
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deal with
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the customer.
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I'll give this one more go.
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Yes. Good. Just
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be careful and don't break anything.
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and he
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oh, thin. Oh,
5:32
but mostly depressed.
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Hello, patron. Welcome to the Tallo and
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treats. What can I get you? No.
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You're a boar. A
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boar. Oh no.
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Merck.
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Merck. There's a board at the bar.
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Oh,
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my word. You can talk. I'm
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so sorry. You Boar us, but there money
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spends just as good as oh,
5:59
a Boar. What did
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you think I said?
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Nothing. Nothing at all.
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Why don't you ask the boy Boar what
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he wants then? a
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Fool of you to keep a customer waiting, really,
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yes. But by now, I thought I could expect
6:15
more from you.
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Well, yes, of course. I know I should, but
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Merck, we aren't allowed to
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serve a boomer in the tavern. It's a
6:23
violation of the health code and we can't have another
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strike. Not after that last
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and didn't.
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Of
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Boar, as was always like this.
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Here, There.
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A fake mustache. and
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a monocle.
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Merck. He's a boar.
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He's got fur and bristles.
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He's in disguise how do we know
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we support?
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Now serve him some food because
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I've Boar over there. He's the only other customer
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we've got today, and he's barely eating a
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crumb that we drinks up these apples
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like no one's business. We
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need the coin. Yes.
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Fine.
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Four, sir. I mean,
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mister what can I get for you? We've
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got some freshly baked
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rolls with all out.
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Some fine stewed mushroom. Freshly
7:19
pressed apple cider. Yes.
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Freshly priced apple cider from a press we
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just bought this morning, from the freshest
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apples in the local fields.
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Boar. Good.
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Merck, one cider for a moustached patron,
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please.
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Coming right up.
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Sorry
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for the lack of well food.
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Our cookie's on holiday. I
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wish I was with him. the allure
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of the salty sea air, the craggy
7:48
rocks, the constant lelling
7:50
roll of the waves.
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The
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decor. Well,
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we don't get around
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to updating too often. Right?
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It's a bit of a stickler Boar the classic bar
8:04
fight kick tavern look, but we
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did decide to get that new apple breast, but
8:08
that was a big leap
8:08
for Merck.
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Wiremanism. Well,
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being
8:17
a human, I'm not too worried.
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Merck.
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Cider
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freshly wrangled from the apple press.
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Oh. Are you sure we're using that
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thing right ass? But it seems like a lot of
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work some Jews. See. Merck,
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I knew it would be a hit. Though
8:46
we should have insisted on an instruction manual,
8:48
but our patron wanted to know
8:50
about wehrmism. What do you know of
8:53
it? What? me here.
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Boar kind we can't catch it. So I can't say I
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have any knowledge about it. Right. Oh.
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Well, there has been something
9:03
frightening coming out of the woods at night, and
9:05
we're all afraid it will find its way over the
9:07
little bridge
9:07
one of these days. Mostly
9:09
prefer to stay
9:10
quiet and hope it will go away.
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I hope it shows up adviser pincider.
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We can't afford to have the whole
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town in hiding. I need
9:19
of drinking and playing darts. We're
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all terrible at darts. Mark's
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not too scared of anything really. more
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fresh press side owner than a man.
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Yes.
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Please.
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Did did
9:42
someone say feminism? How scary
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a thing? That's that's an
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old car. Orange
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Avenue's Scottish. Don't know how to Boar
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it up. Merck, you can't
9:52
just go around telling people someone
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else's business.
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I'm a bartender and a shady
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tavern. Sharing secrets is
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my business. Then drinks.
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Here's Boar side of the demand.
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Thank
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you very much. By
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the way, I do
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know the cure. Well, I I
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know the myth and it's
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it's an old one. Boom.
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Boom. Boom. Well,
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sure. I can tell you if if you're ond of
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song and story. That's
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how's my trade you see? I'm I'm a bard.
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Look. Come
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on, boy. There we
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go. Okay.
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Just just give me a moment.
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Yes.
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Please?
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sit back,
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relax, and
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listening to the long, tall
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tale of the old
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Boar tuned.
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know the tail of a Boar
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king. Instead of New York
11:05
online, ruler of all
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our kind, into
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his Boar, came aware,
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man. The strictest was
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here, and I love his
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bit. I've been so
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lucky Boar, grizzly
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hunt for and embarked
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on this quest for a
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cure. Before
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four months, the
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night, a tincture of Knight must
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be this is the
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only way to be
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cured of the rice and
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mixture of no one
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right son or is a
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bear man, a bear king's
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account. saw
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it out Boar witch of the wellspring.
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He offered her many things,
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so she told her back, came a
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vial of bubbling spring
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water, sweet syrup
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of lavender, some
12:02
silver that sticks to the Tom
12:04
Moove and Willis World, a
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precious month girl, and
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then read the Fool, she
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said. Before
12:13
four more moments,
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the night, attention,
12:18
light must be strong. For
12:20
great wear, focus game,
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as
12:23
which show, the world, I've
12:25
all the spring rolls, you
12:27
need.
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Now bring me the rest
12:30
to succeed. And
12:34
in the far golden brains
12:37
of the sunnydowns from
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delicate perfume, the
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syrup of the lavender. The
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deep in the forest and
12:47
bezio, gracious
12:50
entity, mcritima,
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silver leaf. And
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so he down down the
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deep underground and
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VAST
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time. Before
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our grilled out of these small
13:16
cups, the like, on a great
13:18
Burger King's so damn
13:20
mature.
13:21
Those celebrations
13:25
were owned for aware man, he'd
13:27
never become.
13:29
For
13:29
aware man, he'd never
13:32
become.
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Oh,
13:43
bye.
13:45
You know, I really liked that song.
13:48
Who knew you could learn things from
13:50
fairy tales? That's is my
13:52
Productions,
13:53
yes.
13:56
My accordion is enchanted. If
13:58
if I play the song, it brings it to life with all
14:00
the accompanying music I need. But
14:03
that that doesn't mean it doesn't
14:05
take significant talent. Excuse
14:07
me. bubbling spring
14:09
water,
14:10
syrup of lavender,
14:12
silver that sticks to the tongue.
14:15
We have some When
14:19
did we get all this stuff?
14:22
Looks like you plan on opening an deposit
14:24
Carrie. I
14:24
picked up a whole set of new ingredients.
14:26
Think of
14:27
it. We could attract a whole new type of
14:29
customer
14:29
base. Whatever happened to
14:31
just sitting down for a good drink by
14:34
the fire, a round of darts, and
14:36
a passable bar brawl.
14:39
people these days. Well,
14:40
I for one think my new holistic menu
14:43
ideas will be a hit, but For
14:47
now, I'll see if this works. Fresh
14:49
buckling mineral water from the
14:51
mountain spring.
14:56
sweetest lavender syrup from the
14:58
local Laurel Day's lavender lawn
15:00
farm. Top quality also
15:03
perfect for sconce. And
15:06
the finest edible silver leaf,
15:09
perfect for a romantic dessert.
15:11
All you're aware minorism cure.
15:15
The
15:15
moon
15:18
pounds,
15:19
moon pearls. Moon
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pearls.
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I'll
15:26
stopper this up. The moment you get your on
15:28
those moon pearls open it up and drop them
15:31
in. If the myth is right, this is all you will
15:33
need, my moustached friends. but
15:36
you must drink this cure before the next full
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moon Boar what? I
15:43
do not know. No one has seen
15:45
a moon pearl in so long. Last
15:47
time anyone saw moon pearls, they had
15:49
doned the cape of the ocean king.
15:52
History says he received them as a gift from a visiting
15:54
star and had them sewn onto his
15:56
cape and remembrance of her.
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I
16:03
might know a guy. I get
16:06
a supply of Boar kind delicacies
16:08
from a supplier in the woods. They know how to
16:10
find everything. The guy's name is Lykos
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of Spinnervand. If
16:15
anyone knows how to find out the information
16:17
you need, it's him. like
16:19
cause of benefit.
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Hi.
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Thank you, my bristly patron.
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Boar wishes on your
16:27
adventure. And good luck.
16:29
Those woods could be tough, but you Fool like
16:31
the kind of boar could take care of
16:33
himself.
16:36
Why? Thank you again. I knew
16:38
it would be a
16:39
hit. So we're keeping
16:41
the Apple pressing contraption then.
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Tonight.
16:51
Tonight. I I
16:54
have something I must VAST a
16:55
few. Knight, well,
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thank you. I'm Windrop,
17:00
the I go by Winnie
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though, since Windrop is Well,
17:04
it's it's a comical name for a
17:06
for a gnome, certainly. And and I
17:08
know a view, of course, Boar the
17:11
Knight. the hero of Boar end. I'm
17:13
so honored. What you did for
17:15
your fellows, well,
17:17
it deserves
17:18
better songs Like all
17:20
heroes do. And
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so if you'll allow me to join you,
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I may not be the strongest or
17:29
bravest or tallest companion, but
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I'll be the truest. The songs of
17:33
your tale will inspire generations of pups
17:35
and welps to come. and
17:37
my knowledge of myths will always be at your disposal.
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Please, I'm I'm I'm a bard. I'll
17:44
never be a storyteller until I create the songs myself. All
17:47
these years and I've only ever played
17:49
the songs of others.
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Really? Truly? Oh,
17:58
thank you, sir.
17:59
Well,
18:03
Lykos is
18:04
a master spinner from Spinovent.
18:06
So to find him, We
18:08
can ask a minus back. Spiders.
18:12
Talking spiders who spin
18:14
webs that shine Knight gold. The
18:17
first south of here is known for them.
18:20
Boar.
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And
18:25
so, Nathaniel and his new
18:29
companion, Winthrop, Journey
18:31
itself, away from the village,
18:33
away from the warmth of the talent
18:35
and treat, away from
18:37
the realms they knew and into
18:39
the unknown before them. A
18:43
master of many things, but
18:45
still new to most. Nathaniel
18:47
now understood that there was no
18:50
easy solution to his womenism, a
18:52
curse of legend and sorrow. The
18:55
long and little short road
18:57
head of him was frightening and
19:00
fought with mystery, but
19:02
the Knight knew that this
19:04
was his path if he was ever
19:06
to find an elusive moon
19:08
pearl, the final ingredient for
19:10
his cure. But brave
19:13
knight Knight not be alone.
19:15
Winthrop, a gnome unlike any you
19:18
have ever known, had set
19:19
his path alongside that of
19:21
the Boar Knight. and his merry Rodent
19:24
helpers. In the darkening
19:26
Knight, enrolling myths, they
19:29
crossed into the underbrush
19:31
of the words. and into the wonders
19:34
that await.
19:39
The four
19:44
knight, written by KT Stacks
19:46
produced with traditional sound design in Acordea
19:48
Boar Travis Fungroff,
19:48
edited with Sound Design and Mixman by Dane
19:51
Leonardson, with music by Steven Mullen, Ryan
19:53
McQueen, Brandon Strader and Knight Fungroff,
19:55
and Orchestration by Mike Petrie. Starring,
19:58
Sam Paul Maia, David Devereaux, Siobhan
20:00
Lumsden and Sean Daniel Francis.
20:02
This is a full Fool scarlet production.
20:04
Thank you for listening.
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