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Introducing - The Boar Knight (by Fool & Scholar Productions)

Introducing - The Boar Knight (by Fool & Scholar Productions)

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Introducing - The Boar Knight (by Fool & Scholar Productions)

Introducing - The Boar Knight (by Fool & Scholar Productions)

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0:00

Hello. Travis

0:01

here from Fool and Scholar Productions, The

0:03

creators of The White Vault. We have a

0:05

new show releasing right now that's a little different

0:07

from what you might be expecting from us.

0:13

Introducing the Knight, a musical

0:15

fantasy adventure you can share with your entire

0:18

family. Fool the adventures of Nathaniel.

0:20

He's a boar. He's a knight. He's been bitten

0:22

by a Wehrman and must find a way to break this curse

0:24

before the next full moon. Every episode

0:27

features a music lumber in a different genre

0:29

like this. Many hunt, many

0:31

stride, but you never found

0:34

a cairn, a rhysons. and

0:38

this. This And

0:53

even this, From

0:56

the woods and the dark on the shore,

0:58

I have replaced every tail always more.

1:01

You should know how we know and how everything

1:04

goes. It seems.

1:05

So check out the Boar night

1:07

wherever you get your podcasts. And

1:09

we also have an episode Fool to listen to

1:11

right now. So just stay tuned.

1:17

Since

1:18

you're listening to this podcast, we already

1:20

know you love a good story. So if

1:22

you're looking for new ways to engage in one,

1:24

maybe even itching to be a part of the action

1:26

yourself. I think you'll really enjoy

1:28

June's journey. Play as an amateur

1:31

detective on a quest to solve the murder

1:33

of her sister and uncover her family's

1:35

many secrets. You'll search for

1:37

hidden clues across thousands of vivid

1:39

scenes in order to solve the mysteries. For

1:41

me, June's journey is fun to play when I want

1:43

a bit of a mental pick me up. because it

1:46

relies on your recall and ability to work

1:48

quickly in order to move forward. And

1:50

with new chapters every week, there's always

1:52

a new case waiting to be cracked. The

1:54

game is set in the roaring twenties, so your

1:56

character's home is pretty extravagant, and you

1:58

can decorate your island however you

1:59

like. Personally, I made sure there were

2:02

plenty

2:02

of cute dogs on my property. This

2:04

game will definitely help you see that

2:06

there is a detective in all of us. So find

2:08

your inner detective and download June's

2:10

journey. It's available on Android and

2:12

iOS mobile devices as well as

2:14

on PC

2:15

through Facebook games.

2:55

The Boar Knight, heart two,

2:57

the

2:57

boar, the and the

2:59

great Boar

3:02

Many happy hours and days

3:04

can be spent with

3:06

fine friends and the beauty of

3:08

nature to entertain and amaze.

3:12

Nathany knew the Boar Knight felt

3:14

just that a happiness to

3:16

talk to sowers away in the mountains

3:18

and fields on this way to the nearby

3:21

village.

3:22

Somewhere deep in his fur and

3:24

heart, he knew that a village

3:27

with his awaiting houses and inn

3:29

would

3:29

only be the first drop of men

3:32

on his quest for the

3:34

a cure for his terrible

3:36

curse. just thinking

3:37

about it sent a shiver

3:40

down his

3:40

hongers. Wehmanism to

3:43

suffer every full moon.

3:45

shifting into the body of a

3:47

two legged human.

3:50

As fast and well as a boar

3:52

can he reached a little

3:54

village passing across

3:56

its little bridge

3:58

spanning its little river

3:59

known locally as

4:02

the Little River for trouser

4:04

washing. Under less dire

4:06

circumstances, Malthamion

4:08

would have appreciated the town's

4:10

overwhelming cuteness and charm.

4:13

But as he was there with a singular

4:15

purpose, he began through

4:17

the streets searching for an

4:19

inn, a public house anywhere

4:22

with open doors. but

4:24

as his hooves clapped across the stones,

4:27

street after street. He was

4:29

mad with locked doors and clasped

4:32

shutters. The village

4:34

vested, quiet Knight

4:37

as though it hid from something

4:39

unseen.

4:40

That was until Nathaniel

4:42

noticed the open door and

4:44

glowing lights of the talon and

4:46

treat. the smell of

4:48

fresh airballs wafting across the

4:50

cobblestones, cautious

4:52

but hopeful he entered.

5:04

Welcome value to Patreon. We'll be

5:07

there in

5:09

just a moment. Go

5:15

deal with

5:18

the customer.

5:19

I'll give this one more go.

5:21

Yes. Good. Just

5:24

be careful and don't break anything.

5:29

and he

5:29

oh, thin. Oh,

5:32

but mostly depressed.

5:35

Hello, patron. Welcome to the Tallo and

5:37

treats. What can I get you? No.

5:42

You're a boar. A

5:44

boar. Oh no.

5:45

Merck.

5:47

Merck. There's a board at the bar.

5:49

Oh,

5:52

my word. You can talk. I'm

5:54

so sorry. You Boar us, but there money

5:56

spends just as good as oh,

5:59

a Boar. What did

6:01

you think I said?

6:03

Nothing. Nothing at all.

6:06

Why don't you ask the boy Boar what

6:08

he wants then? a

6:10

Fool of you to keep a customer waiting, really,

6:13

yes. But by now, I thought I could expect

6:15

more from you.

6:16

Well, yes, of course. I know I should, but

6:19

Merck, we aren't allowed to

6:21

serve a boomer in the tavern. It's a

6:23

violation of the health code and we can't have another

6:25

strike. Not after that last

6:27

and didn't.

6:28

Of

6:31

Boar, as was always like this.

6:34

Here, There.

6:41

A fake mustache. and

6:43

a monocle.

6:45

Merck. He's a boar.

6:47

He's got fur and bristles.

6:49

He's in disguise how do we know

6:51

we support?

6:52

Now serve him some food because

6:54

I've Boar over there. He's the only other customer

6:57

we've got today, and he's barely eating a

6:59

crumb that we drinks up these apples

7:01

like no one's business. We

7:03

need the coin. Yes.

7:06

Fine.

7:07

Four, sir. I mean,

7:09

mister what can I get for you? We've

7:11

got some freshly baked

7:12

rolls with all out.

7:15

Some fine stewed mushroom. Freshly

7:19

pressed apple cider. Yes.

7:21

Freshly priced apple cider from a press we

7:23

just bought this morning, from the freshest

7:25

apples in the local fields.

7:26

Boar. Good.

7:31

Merck, one cider for a moustached patron,

7:33

please.

7:34

Coming right up.

7:37

Sorry

7:38

for the lack of well food.

7:41

Our cookie's on holiday. I

7:43

wish I was with him. the allure

7:45

of the salty sea air, the craggy

7:48

rocks, the constant lelling

7:50

roll of the waves.

7:53

The

7:56

decor. Well,

7:59

we don't get around

7:59

to updating too often. Right?

8:02

It's a bit of a stickler Boar the classic bar

8:04

fight kick tavern look, but we

8:06

did decide to get that new apple breast, but

8:08

that was a big leap

8:08

for Merck.

8:14

Wiremanism. Well,

8:17

being

8:17

a human, I'm not too worried.

8:20

Merck.

8:23

Cider

8:31

freshly wrangled from the apple press.

8:36

Oh. Are you sure we're using that

8:38

thing right ass? But it seems like a lot of

8:40

work some Jews. See. Merck,

8:44

I knew it would be a hit. Though

8:46

we should have insisted on an instruction manual,

8:48

but our patron wanted to know

8:50

about wehrmism. What do you know of

8:53

it? What? me here.

8:55

Boar kind we can't catch it. So I can't say I

8:57

have any knowledge about it. Right. Oh.

9:00

Well, there has been something

9:03

frightening coming out of the woods at night, and

9:05

we're all afraid it will find its way over the

9:07

little bridge

9:07

one of these days. Mostly

9:09

prefer to stay

9:10

quiet and hope it will go away.

9:12

I hope it shows up adviser pincider.

9:15

We can't afford to have the whole

9:17

town in hiding. I need

9:19

of drinking and playing darts. We're

9:21

all terrible at darts. Mark's

9:24

not too scared of anything really. more

9:27

fresh press side owner than a man.

9:30

Yes.

9:31

Please.

9:39

Did did

9:42

someone say feminism? How scary

9:44

a thing? That's that's an

9:46

old car. Orange

9:49

Avenue's Scottish. Don't know how to Boar

9:51

it up. Merck, you can't

9:52

just go around telling people someone

9:55

else's business.

9:55

I'm a bartender and a shady

9:58

tavern. Sharing secrets is

9:59

my business. Then drinks.

10:02

Here's Boar side of the demand.

10:04

Thank

10:05

you very much. By

10:07

the way, I do

10:10

know the cure. Well, I I

10:12

know the myth and it's

10:14

it's an old one. Boom.

10:17

Boom. Boom. Well,

10:19

sure. I can tell you if if you're ond of

10:21

song and story. That's

10:23

how's my trade you see? I'm I'm a bard.

10:25

Look. Come

10:27

on, boy. There we

10:30

go. Okay.

10:32

Just just give me a moment.

10:37

Yes.

10:43

Please?

10:45

sit back,

10:46

relax, and

10:48

listening to the long, tall

10:50

tale of the old

10:53

Boar tuned.

11:00

know the tail of a Boar

11:03

king. Instead of New York

11:05

online, ruler of all

11:07

our kind, into

11:09

his Boar, came aware,

11:11

man. The strictest was

11:13

here, and I love his

11:15

bit. I've been so

11:17

lucky Boar, grizzly

11:19

hunt for and embarked

11:21

on this quest for a

11:23

cure. Before

11:26

four months, the

11:29

night, a tincture of Knight must

11:31

be this is the

11:33

only way to be

11:35

cured of the rice and

11:37

mixture of no one

11:39

right son or is a

11:41

bear man, a bear king's

11:43

account. saw

11:48

it out Boar witch of the wellspring.

11:51

He offered her many things,

11:53

so she told her back, came a

11:56

vial of bubbling spring

11:58

water, sweet syrup

12:00

of lavender, some

12:02

silver that sticks to the Tom

12:04

Moove and Willis World, a

12:06

precious month girl, and

12:08

then read the Fool, she

12:10

said. Before

12:13

four more moments,

12:15

the night, attention,

12:18

light must be strong. For

12:20

great wear, focus game,

12:22

as

12:23

which show, the world, I've

12:25

all the spring rolls, you

12:27

need.

12:28

Now bring me the rest

12:30

to succeed. And

12:34

in the far golden brains

12:37

of the sunnydowns from

12:39

delicate perfume, the

12:42

syrup of the lavender. The

12:45

deep in the forest and

12:47

bezio, gracious

12:50

entity, mcritima,

12:52

silver leaf. And

12:56

so he down down the

12:59

deep underground and

13:02

VAST

13:11

time. Before

13:14

our grilled out of these small

13:16

cups, the like, on a great

13:18

Burger King's so damn

13:20

mature.

13:21

Those celebrations

13:25

were owned for aware man, he'd

13:27

never become.

13:29

For

13:29

aware man, he'd never

13:32

become.

13:35

Oh,

13:43

bye.

13:45

You know, I really liked that song.

13:48

Who knew you could learn things from

13:50

fairy tales? That's is my

13:52

Productions,

13:53

yes.

13:56

My accordion is enchanted. If

13:58

if I play the song, it brings it to life with all

14:00

the accompanying music I need. But

14:03

that that doesn't mean it doesn't

14:05

take significant talent. Excuse

14:07

me. bubbling spring

14:09

water,

14:10

syrup of lavender,

14:12

silver that sticks to the tongue.

14:15

We have some When

14:19

did we get all this stuff?

14:22

Looks like you plan on opening an deposit

14:24

Carrie. I

14:24

picked up a whole set of new ingredients.

14:26

Think of

14:27

it. We could attract a whole new type of

14:29

customer

14:29

base. Whatever happened to

14:31

just sitting down for a good drink by

14:34

the fire, a round of darts, and

14:36

a passable bar brawl.

14:39

people these days. Well,

14:40

I for one think my new holistic menu

14:43

ideas will be a hit, but For

14:47

now, I'll see if this works. Fresh

14:49

buckling mineral water from the

14:51

mountain spring.

14:56

sweetest lavender syrup from the

14:58

local Laurel Day's lavender lawn

15:00

farm. Top quality also

15:03

perfect for sconce. And

15:06

the finest edible silver leaf,

15:09

perfect for a romantic dessert.

15:11

All you're aware minorism cure.

15:15

The

15:15

moon

15:18

pounds,

15:19

moon pearls. Moon

15:22

pearls.

15:25

I'll

15:26

stopper this up. The moment you get your on

15:28

those moon pearls open it up and drop them

15:31

in. If the myth is right, this is all you will

15:33

need, my moustached friends. but

15:36

you must drink this cure before the next full

15:39

moon Boar what? I

15:43

do not know. No one has seen

15:45

a moon pearl in so long. Last

15:47

time anyone saw moon pearls, they had

15:49

doned the cape of the ocean king.

15:52

History says he received them as a gift from a visiting

15:54

star and had them sewn onto his

15:56

cape and remembrance of her.

16:03

I

16:03

might know a guy. I get

16:06

a supply of Boar kind delicacies

16:08

from a supplier in the woods. They know how to

16:10

find everything. The guy's name is Lykos

16:13

of Spinnervand. If

16:15

anyone knows how to find out the information

16:17

you need, it's him. like

16:19

cause of benefit.

16:22

Hi.

16:23

Thank you, my bristly patron.

16:25

Boar wishes on your

16:27

adventure. And good luck.

16:29

Those woods could be tough, but you Fool like

16:31

the kind of boar could take care of

16:33

himself.

16:36

Why? Thank you again. I knew

16:38

it would be a

16:39

hit. So we're keeping

16:41

the Apple pressing contraption then.

16:51

Tonight.

16:51

Tonight. I I

16:54

have something I must VAST a

16:55

few. Knight, well,

16:57

thank you. I'm Windrop,

17:00

the I go by Winnie

17:02

though, since Windrop is Well,

17:04

it's it's a comical name for a

17:06

for a gnome, certainly. And and I

17:08

know a view, of course, Boar the

17:11

Knight. the hero of Boar end. I'm

17:13

so honored. What you did for

17:15

your fellows, well,

17:17

it deserves

17:18

better songs Like all

17:20

heroes do. And

17:25

so if you'll allow me to join you,

17:27

I may not be the strongest or

17:29

bravest or tallest companion, but

17:31

I'll be the truest. The songs of

17:33

your tale will inspire generations of pups

17:35

and welps to come. and

17:37

my knowledge of myths will always be at your disposal.

17:42

Please, I'm I'm I'm a bard. I'll

17:44

never be a storyteller until I create the songs myself. All

17:47

these years and I've only ever played

17:49

the songs of others.

17:56

Really? Truly? Oh,

17:58

thank you, sir.

17:59

Well,

18:03

Lykos is

18:04

a master spinner from Spinovent.

18:06

So to find him, We

18:08

can ask a minus back. Spiders.

18:12

Talking spiders who spin

18:14

webs that shine Knight gold. The

18:17

first south of here is known for them.

18:20

Boar.

18:24

And

18:25

so, Nathaniel and his new

18:29

companion, Winthrop, Journey

18:31

itself, away from the village,

18:33

away from the warmth of the talent

18:35

and treat, away from

18:37

the realms they knew and into

18:39

the unknown before them. A

18:43

master of many things, but

18:45

still new to most. Nathaniel

18:47

now understood that there was no

18:50

easy solution to his womenism, a

18:52

curse of legend and sorrow. The

18:55

long and little short road

18:57

head of him was frightening and

19:00

fought with mystery, but

19:02

the Knight knew that this

19:04

was his path if he was ever

19:06

to find an elusive moon

19:08

pearl, the final ingredient for

19:10

his cure. But brave

19:13

knight Knight not be alone.

19:15

Winthrop, a gnome unlike any you

19:18

have ever known, had set

19:19

his path alongside that of

19:21

the Boar Knight. and his merry Rodent

19:24

helpers. In the darkening

19:26

Knight, enrolling myths, they

19:29

crossed into the underbrush

19:31

of the words. and into the wonders

19:34

that await.

19:39

The four

19:44

knight, written by KT Stacks

19:46

produced with traditional sound design in Acordea

19:48

Boar Travis Fungroff,

19:48

edited with Sound Design and Mixman by Dane

19:51

Leonardson, with music by Steven Mullen, Ryan

19:53

McQueen, Brandon Strader and Knight Fungroff,

19:55

and Orchestration by Mike Petrie. Starring,

19:58

Sam Paul Maia, David Devereaux, Siobhan

20:00

Lumsden and Sean Daniel Francis.

20:02

This is a full Fool scarlet production.

20:04

Thank you for listening.

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