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what is michael stop it hot spot

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or families across the country

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are selling their final summer days with

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the business open houses that they have

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absolutely no intention of buying desperately

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wanting but nothing able to afford

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property is a proud american to

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this

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real

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her complain about this i can

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always tell when people are wasting my time

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because they look so happy when they see the pool

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only poor people get happy about stuff

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like

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after getting out of her third open

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house atlanta is yolanda tip then

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began holding workshops to help other

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open houses for home you can't afford

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your last year we have something to do in the dog days

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of summer comes from skyler higley if

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you're the type of person who thinks to themselves

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kids these days don't enjoy watching small

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reptiles just slowly down through the air

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sought fight as

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stupid for for

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new to talk trend has a real more

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and more teams the summer have been participating

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in a hashtag turtle bombing or

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pranks that involves strapping a turtle to a

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small make your parachute and dropping it

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from an appropriate i'd see descend upon

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confused passer bys passer to

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add to the bizarre nature the prank seems as

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started using rubber bands to attach strange

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messages to the turtles such

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as heart the self hawk lips has begun

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for quote

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i was dropped by a stork and now i'm your

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and incredible gift to the turtle community allowing

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them to finally experience the miracle flight if

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a little bit more fun before summer ends water

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that you can do one of these

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popular saying either

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from mo rocca go

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in here the loudest door ever

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in the bathroom of a chicken

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finger friends eyes and dekalb illinois

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from made him take a workshop that will

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allow you to go into an open house of expensive

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skyler hey you know

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grab a turtle put a parachute on it

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throw it off hi place is

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fun which

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, these is in reno summertime

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activity being enjoyed by somebody's

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somebody's to go with an hour for you to go with most

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a story of story loud

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as your average people are actually going

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are see at this place

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in dekalb illinois well we spoke to somebody

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who is in fact enjoy this very activity

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i open the door off way but for

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them it's on and says it on summer

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concerts that was even

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mart is a student at northern illinois university

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near the town talking about the loudest

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the bathroom door in the world

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radicalism the muslim of out the world

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you know that many of our listeners here and around

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the world as don't have the wherewithal to

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get to dekalb illinois to hear that so we have

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you now the sound of the loudest

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door in the world

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door and guess that's not all this allowed

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door all you need is the instagram of yourself in front

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of it your all for that thank you michael so

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much for black hole

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obama

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and now the game where people who have hit it big

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do something small it's called not my job

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christmas grotto was one of those guys who cracked

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up all his colleagues at work

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so they all said hey man you should go be a comedian

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and he did but unlike all

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the other dumb comedians he didn't

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quit his day job not

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until he got the call during his lunch

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break one day that the t v show he

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had created would be picked up it's called

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this full it's on hulu

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and we are delighted to welcome and star now

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christmas strata welcome

21:59

the wait wait uncommon

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what is into your comedy bit

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right that's what happened you were like working in a warehouse

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right in l a where you grew up young

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as fourteen reagan alone and

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the common

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, a lot of years before it ever pay the full

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time and i have to have

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a real job so i worked at a

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warehouse unloading trucks with the way i

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would have high enough make the dot fulfilled

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such thing as i would go to my workers

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and for his on felony one problem with undercover

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boss boss

22:32

is and is it true that you know you can start

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doing clubs and you had been doing comedy and you

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been sort of rising in the world and you pitch this

22:38

show and the story is is that you were on

22:40

your lunch break when you got a phone call saying

22:42

fred armisen the woman comedian

22:45

writer was in a producer show yeah

22:47

so basically we reach out for him and

22:49

i had to it and then they need

22:52

a week later they're like the new the

22:54

for talk to him and i was like well as like

22:57

i thought i'd just awesome

22:59

during my lunch from which is pretty surreal

23:01

to be like wearing to backwards as

23:05

since you have produced this show which

23:07

is now streaming on who live in which he

23:09

asked our have you gone back to the warehouse

23:11

and check them with the guys to see if they've caught again

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a few of them probably not have message

23:16

me and for me why the after that

23:18

if is healthy were that comedian theory on while

23:21

and i also understand that you actually unlike a lot

23:23

of you he got into with some

23:25

of them for his early in their teens he got into

23:27

it fairly late night yeah i

23:30

was a meandering a lot in life and

23:32

i wasn't involved with twenty nine that i found a comedy

23:34

so is it weird situation where i was in

23:36

fact our twenty nine and like

23:39

everybody around me was either like nineteen

23:41

twenty like everybody so i felt like such an

23:43

old man yeah i mean it's fun him and he said

23:45

he saw a man you know things are going

23:48

well my life has meaning i

23:50

know would be great strangers hating

23:52

me see

23:56

our are funny sometimes funny sometimes my

23:58

first year found a comedy i was at open

24:00

mouth and nose is older man who's watching

24:03

and then a few minutes later i look at him and his

24:05

watching something on his lap ah

24:07

man and ,

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i thought a curiosity i went by and see what

24:11

your life and new watson and be humorous

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com and and

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both i'm sorry i'm horrified

24:20

for you and the other comments but

24:23

agree i admire him he admired

24:25

firemen because firemen saw

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him about i like but i want

24:30

to see the to version he

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went to version com and he

24:36

would react enough of

24:38

this and he see somebody who gets paid to do that

24:40

exactly so one of

24:42

the things i was thinking about his you are now in

24:44

on line of comedians who

24:46

are doing a show which is in your case more

24:49

loosely the not based in your own laws the

24:52

problem to be branded example that is jerry seinfeld

24:55

the nine to get a month old little ray

24:58

romano genesis those guys and

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i see you actually ran into central missouri

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oh yeah was really funny how he was doing

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a show very

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, to play the main road night and notice

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that the tablets for leader like go on

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stage and you must have to

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i don't know how to play the piano piano

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you said farm and our most

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more fat and said would you like to come into effect

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come myself he can definitely

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something walker him very much as

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the most horrific yourself hockey think

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of that i yourself hockey think playing the

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piano and my

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friend were laughing and everybody was laughing

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and i thought they were laughing at me i thought has

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crossed from brussels well as like

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being funny and set of a funny thing

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is i was like wow i'm really getting

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and really making everybody laugh with the

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with

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the

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let me clarify that would i would

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feel he

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was just doing that sort of mouth look of shock

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he did has has has visa but even during

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a year there and i had no

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idea was watching for when i gotta say

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that with my town i made everybody

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laugh i'm really i'm , to come

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from i'm getting to a new level than the family

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and then i printed and then as

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i was thinking that my phone went on fingers

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everybody we have a set of that to that of for jerry

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seinfeld and i was at home my dad and

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he he that and then the preseason

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was who was that guy that that

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a set of set and

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then next thing that happens is jerry

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seinfeld says who was

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that guy he was awful

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it as it was not a better

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story than him coming up again by now though

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pass through going

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to have though pass zone do and you should have

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so i love

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his estrada we're delighted zoc do we have

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asked you to play zoc do we're calling school

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april fool so you are the greater

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the show this for we thought we'd ask you about

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april fools pranks that's your

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top against or two to three questions about the holiday

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we all hoped would die during the pandemic

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but it didn't and

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the winner for winner sort of our listeners bill who's guess is

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rather playing for them hudson love cleveland

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ohio are ohio first read it into this some

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people in historically

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in april fools of not thought through

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their pranks before they did them such

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as which of these a compact

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computers once at all their devices

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display the message i am in charge now human

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resulting in the hundreds of machine being destroyed

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with hammers the

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be the mcdonalds company announced a fake

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pay what you will the menu and

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eighteen restaurants ended up being burned by

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the rioters lahore

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, a british dj said listeners

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could go see a replica of the titanic

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offshore from a particular class and so

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many people showed up the cliff cel

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of see them i'm

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gonna say i'm gonna pay

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the the apple computer thing

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because i think he computer programmer

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garbage of people really know

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be happy to know the the strain them a cliff was

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significant but it didn't fall until

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the next day when nobody was on it so nobody

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know what

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obama we're gonna be that one but i didn't

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it could be her advice is or a humanitarian

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didn't want to be are like as soon as

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you would affected our is also my chances

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for april fools in nineteen seventy

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more wanted to prove that none of

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his colleagues read the bill they

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voted on which led to the texas state

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legislature passing what a

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bill amending the boston

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strangler for his work

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aging population control be

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, bill saying that all the legislators would work

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for free henceforth or

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see a change in the texas late

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slogan to get some mess with texas

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it's cool cool

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for professor for wow

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on get the last one right me when

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them so which of these became a real

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product a hot wheels

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toy really was just an

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empty case be

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spam with which is just like cheese

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whiz but when you persona

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see that chrysler pt cruiser

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it is i mean we we do

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you talked about milk crates give

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me a club i'll give you a clue it's also called the hotwire

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the latest fun activities your kids

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me but ikea is it really worth it well here's

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then they joy ride and them until they crash

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into telephone poles it seems awful but

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they are stealing cars to support

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was this week the bbc middle eastern corresponding

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quentin sommerville confirmed the while reporting

35:55

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a live report know we have some tapes listen

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each have three and maybe

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