Tonsil Worms From Sushi, Hangovers Ruled Illness, Thief Lectures Parent

Released Monday, 8th February 2021

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Tonsil Worms From Sushi, Hangovers Ruled Illness, Thief Lectures Parent

Monday, 8th February 2021

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Happy February everyone! We’re finally out of January let’s celebrate by working 6 days a week!
Terrance has an embarrassing update about the whole monkey tail beard business. Spoiler alert: he kept it on for more than one day (yes even at work).
An update on the frequency of episodes for this show: for the foreseeable future this podcast we will release bimonthly (that’s once every two weeks).
We are still looking for another co-host or two to become an addition to the show. If you have an outgoing personality, a general curiosity for the unknown, and want to contribute to the podcast, email us!
Holy sushi! A Japanese woman goes to the doctor complaining of a sore throat. Doctor removes a long black worm from her tonsil!
German court rules that hangovers are considered an illness! Does this actually mean that people can call in drunk? What other things could be considered an illness according to the ruling?
Lifehack: When on a Zoom call, people can’t tell if you’re sipping whiskey or coffee from a mug.
Six people arrested for altering Hollywood sign to read “Hollyboob.” Is the sign so accessible that people can just walk up to it, or is there any security around the area? It must be easy to alter the sign since this ISN’T THE FIRST TIME IT’S HAPPENED!
Only in Florida… An inmate was mistakenly released from jail on his birthday. Yeah you read that right. Guess what? THEY STILL HAVEN’T CAUGHT HIM YET! How does something like this happen?!
Police in Oregon say a man who stole car with a child in it, CAME BACK TO LECTURE THE PARENT! Why was the child left in the car in the first place? Yes, the child was unharmed in the making of this story.
SLEEP! It’s fabulous! Everyone should try to get some.
What are some of our best practices for getting to sleep at a set time? Any rituals that we have to do? AND what do we do if we end up getting off our schedule?
We are NOT Energizer batteries!
Take sleeping drugs if your doctor has prescribed them. Just don’t take them during the day, or take them in the middle of the day. Do what you want. It’s your life.
YOU KNOW WHAT REALLY GRINDS MY GEARS?! CANCELLED TV SHOWS! I NEED CLOSURE! Is there an acceptable season number to cancel a TV show?
We confirm, Grey’s Anatomy and The Simpsons have been on for at least a billion years.
Why can’t people wear their masks over their mouth and over their noses? So their chins don’t get cold! That wasn’t a bad joke. That was the truth.
Terrance goes on a rant about misconceptions about the word “Y’ALL!” A recent story from an experience sets our hair on fire!
Recommendations:
- Terrance: “The Greatest Showman”
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Greatest_Showman
- Bailey: “Promising Young Woman”
- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promising_Young_Woman