An absolute bloodbath in the markets brought on by the one and only Omnicorn variant is proving to be the Wall Skreet boys’ worst nightmare. As we had originally projected, retail sales during the black friday & cyber monday extravaganza were down despite there being a “booming recovery” taking place within the economy. We are taking on record amounts of debt and are quite literally levered to the gd teeth. What could possibly go wrong? If all else fails, long rare earth metals, baby.

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