We have finally reached a new era of our fanfiction universe -- DeadJournal -- Because we were TOO GOTH for LiveJournal.

This was the start of our unhinged teenage years, and it reflects by the time we get to entry #2. Blood is everywhere, body parts are flying all over the place, people are getting possessed by psychics and demons, every adult is acting like a snotty teenager, Gambit and Archangel keep getting kidnapped, everyone is a swordsman, Jan's heart is breaking, and Poochy has developed approximately 9 different powers and may be a sailor scout retreating to a secret Renaissance planet that is literally the Legend of Zelda.

Also the cast of Trigun has been randomly placed into the team of X-Men, and it's not even explained where they came from or why they are there.

At least we have a newcomer writer and character to the series, Nekawa, a rogue Thundercat shapeshifter who has amnesia and is working for Mr. Sinister. She may be good or evil but NO ONE KNOWS.

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