All of the X-Men are secretly banging each other while being jealous about it. Bobby breaks off his engagement with Poochy, who cheats on him with Warren and half of the men in the X-Mansion. Instead of dealing with any of their problems with each other, Poochy and other X-Men start participating in a secret underground Fight Club run by Silver Samurai and the Krang, and then they bang some more. Eventually all of the secret banging and fighting explodes into a hellish warzone when Tora decides it's time to kill Kitty over her relationship with Nightcrawler, and all of the X-Men lose it in one intense Dr. Phil power battle. Not even the cast of Resident Evil, Sonic the Hedgehog, Pokemon or Gargoyles can stop them, which is important because they are all here now. Mr. Sinister uses this moment to turn Boom Boom into an actual bomb. Things get so out of control that Jan has to summon the actual JUSTICE LEAGUE to stop the X-Men from fighting each other. This truly becomes a wild fanfiction cross-over! 

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