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2:27

we just love to talk about. I'm

2:29

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2:31

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2:33

Hi Ronnie, how are you? Well, hello,

2:35

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2:37

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2:40

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So that's basically it, all the

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fun stuff. And now

3:49

let's get into some Vanderpump

3:52

Rules. Ronnie, what did you think

3:54

about this episode? Good episode, fun

3:56

episode. It is distressing. it's a

3:58

distressing episode because. Randall

4:01

Cobb rules always starts the most bizarre

4:03

fight. Amongst commenters and I

4:05

don't mean just on are so I

4:07

just mean in the bravo universe

4:09

and general. This week the discussion has

4:12

band whose fault or meet skewers. Being.

4:15

Hands on a bedside tables our I'm really

4:17

surprised how this has taken off on the

4:19

internet. I mean people are like a very

4:22

invested in it and they're very upset with

4:24

Ariana from leaving the meets your them in

4:26

there are upset with me. By. The

4:28

way or out about the you

4:31

would you do some mama like

4:33

I cannot believe the way that

4:35

bed with justify the means to

4:37

earth. Or or

4:39

our like the most internet he thread

4:41

you could ever imagine with i'm. Not

4:44

justifying strasse I don't I asked athlete

4:46

I don't remember what I said last

4:48

week. Maybe a to justify it. I'll

4:51

see if I did. I don't really

4:53

care but I will say that if

4:55

I did justify leading interest by your

4:57

bedside I am here to say that

4:59

I don't justify or cause no I

5:01

don't oh that's funny why didn't know

5:03

if anything about you personally I just

5:05

thought it's i just think the so

5:08

hilarious because it just starts by it's

5:10

like this is not comment or as

5:12

like this with people being so. Upset

5:14

about meet skewers that there were carrying

5:16

on. I'm south and I said it's

5:18

like wealth, you're mad at someone for

5:20

leaving meets a me. I just the

5:22

whole fight to me is insane and

5:24

I think it's just ah of funny.

5:26

don't know. funny but also disturbing. the

5:28

kind of watch it play out because

5:30

people are being triggered by so many

5:32

things in our own lives. like if

5:34

you've been seated on or as you

5:36

cheated on somebody or I think we're

5:38

all projecting so many of our own

5:40

things cause some of the anger towards

5:42

the B M. Listen this. is coming

5:44

from me who's an extremely angry person

5:46

generous i project anger all over the

5:48

place is my hobbies south i get

5:51

it i'm not even criticizing it's it's

5:53

always funny to watch for the happens

5:55

on every season of and or pump

5:57

rules the big things the does the

5:59

affair the Those things, sure, they pissed

6:01

people off and really enraged people, but

6:03

it's the little things that keep people

6:05

watching this show. And this week,

6:08

it was meat skewers left on a bedside table.

6:10

Meat skewers. And let me tell you

6:12

something, I guarantee all those people who are

6:14

like really worked up into a tizzy about

6:16

the meat skewers had

6:18

nothing to say about the fact that Tom

6:20

Sandoval left an entire kitchen of crap and

6:23

junk out when he had his party like

6:25

two weeks ago. So listen,

6:28

I'm on team put your freaking meat

6:30

skewers in the garbage. I'm definitely team

6:32

don't leave your tie takeout boxes on

6:35

the nightstand. I mean, that's I

6:37

don't understand that. I don't know. Like

6:39

I maybe you get drunk or something like that.

6:41

I don't understand why they were there either. But

6:44

I'm also not going to lose sleep over

6:46

it. And I just think that the people

6:48

who are mad about the meat skewers should

6:50

like wears the anchor towards Tom Sandoval for

6:52

an entire kitchen of shit that was left

6:54

out overnight. How about that? I don't

6:56

know. But here's the territory we're entering

6:59

into. I hate

7:01

talking this much about people's relationships.

7:03

I personally don't believe in relationships

7:05

like that in general, like love

7:09

relations. It's not my

7:11

lifestyle. I've chosen to avoid that. So

7:13

when it becomes all talking about relationships, I can't. I

7:15

don't want to hear about it when you're together. And

7:17

I certainly don't want to hear about it when you're

7:20

divorced. It's too much for me. It's

7:22

just too much. Now I will

7:24

say one of the things that I

7:26

find beautiful about this episode is

7:29

the relationship between Katie and Tom,

7:31

who are ultimately meant to

7:33

be together. I'm convinced at this point. Tom

7:35

Schwartz and Katie Maloney called it last week

7:37

when I said these two have always been

7:40

in a relationship. They're in a relationship currently and

7:42

they will be in a relationship the rest of

7:44

their lives. I feel bad for whoever is

7:46

married to them in the future because they only love each

7:48

other. They actually

7:52

make life decisions just to trigger

7:54

the other. It's sweet. And

7:57

that we saw Katie smile today in a way

7:59

that we... We haven't seen Katie smile

8:01

in literal years. I don't

8:03

think Katie smiled with this much love at

8:05

her own fucking wedding. There, I said it.

8:08

To see Katie genuinely looking glowy

8:10

and happy and beautiful in her

8:13

relationship with this fucking loser,

8:15

now that it's a divorce and

8:18

not a traditional relationship, she's as happy as

8:20

can be. And I think that

8:22

that's what miserable people need. They need to be

8:24

in a miserable relationship the rest of their lives

8:26

to be happy. And I'm happy for

8:28

her. God bless her. Yeah, I

8:30

was gonna say Katie had a really good episode. She was

8:32

actually cracking me up. She was saying things that were making

8:35

me laugh. It was like a

8:37

really good Katie moment. There's a way

8:39

she smiled and was so happy. Was

8:43

nice. It was a nice change and you

8:45

two are made for each other. Don't ever

8:47

get back together, please. But

8:49

enjoy being miserable together the rest of your lives. It

8:52

really is a beautiful anti-love story. It's the kind of

8:54

thing I can be here for. And I am right

8:56

in the front row. I definitely

8:58

got the feeling like, oh, they are

9:00

having some chemistry in this episode. It's

9:02

weird. They're bad. But

9:05

that being said, she still deserves someone significantly

9:08

better. Someone

9:10

who does not just show up dressed like Santos

9:13

the Link helper. He's dressed like

9:15

Link from Zelda. I

9:18

don't know what was going on with that

9:20

shirt, but it was... He's literally wearing Link's

9:22

shirt and she's dressed in some weird fucking

9:25

bikini, bra and

9:28

pants over a long shirt dress.

9:31

Who would have been as it was? It's

9:34

like their fashion even is so

9:36

terrible and just not

9:39

understandable to anybody but each

9:41

other. Like they both understand

9:43

the thirst in the other one trying

9:45

to be cool and just not making

9:47

it. I just, I mean, I

9:49

think it's beautiful. Really? Yeah, it

9:51

is. There's so much beauty in Panda Pumph Rules,

9:54

whether it's the viewers or strange

9:56

outfits on sad people. There's just,

9:58

there's beauty in all. the nooks

10:00

and crannies of this show. Summer Moon's

10:02

curls. Whoever is doing her little pigtails

10:05

with those curls, I mean adorable. Okay,

10:07

so Summer Moon's here. The song

10:10

is called, My World, My World, My

10:12

World. And we go to Summer Moon

10:14

playing with Steph, and Brock

10:16

is like, What is that called, Summer Moon?

10:19

And she's like, Oh my god,

10:21

it's called Plato, stupid. Did you not have

10:23

Plato in New Zealand? He goes, Weird mud.

10:28

I believe that. I believe Brock just

10:30

brought in balls of mud into the

10:32

room and just from outside

10:34

and just made little figurines or whatever

10:36

with the mud. So we hear, My

10:38

World, My World. And we go over

10:40

to Schwartz and Joe

10:42

trying to juice, and

10:44

he's like, Oh god, what do I do?

10:46

This is scary. She's like, Go, go, go.

10:49

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my

10:51

god, oh my god, oh my god,

10:53

look. The pulp, it looks like, it looks like poop,

10:55

but it sort of looks like spaghetti. Oh my god, we go to Olive

10:57

Garden after this. And

11:00

that's all we get of Joe. I

11:02

know. Which is a damn shame if

11:04

you ask me. It's a load. Where's the pen load?

11:07

Yeah. And then

11:09

we see Katie and Lala working out in

11:12

the park with Jenna. Jenna's back. Jenna's

11:14

been around all these years, and we

11:16

haven't seen much of her. She hasn't

11:18

had a big scene in a long

11:20

time, but she's leading a workout, and

11:22

she has their legs in bands, and

11:24

they're doing clam shells. And I was

11:26

very traumatized because I

11:28

took myself to yoga class, and I had

11:31

to do clam shells, and I came home, and I watched this, and

11:33

they were doing clam shells. And I was like, Too soon. What's

11:36

the clam shell? It was like you got

11:38

the band around your cabs,

11:41

not your cabs, around your shins, and

11:43

you have to, you're on your side, and you

11:45

raise up your both feet together, and then you

11:47

have to open and close your knees. So it's like,

11:50

it's like, she

11:57

knows the Pilates band at all times. My

12:00

am I gonna try to each of it's I

12:02

refer each one of the yoga cocktails. Ah,

12:08

And demos like so how

12:10

does it feel everybody is

12:12

t the it does that

12:14

field and society. Now.

12:18

I don't understand. These work are

12:20

people who say they're addicted to endorphins.

12:23

I. It's

12:25

like they've never experienced your

12:27

happiness before. As

12:29

assist is it. Okay,

12:32

allow dies by the way. Ah Jenna

12:34

Jenna. really try and she said well

12:36

ballad Jos on the So I think

12:38

this is my chance. I get into

12:40

the So not. So

12:43

lol of like so are you guys coming

12:45

to the one of his most tonight source

12:47

code but I'm going to this weekend until

12:49

like a water tank and lol as i

12:51

gasped i invite everybody including some set of

12:53

asked. I'm I'm Music,

12:55

James, don't Don't Don't and Thomas

12:57

finishing on the treadmill the only

12:59

place he ever goes anymore. You

13:01

know it's become sad. I'm a

13:03

figment of our our watching from

13:05

On That's Fucking Treadmill. Every single

13:07

episode was all he does. He

13:10

know it's. You're too

13:12

obsessed. and we just recorded a below deck of

13:14

the said where there is another guy who's just

13:16

too obsessed. It's not that hot when you have

13:18

to work that hard for it. You know what

13:20

I mean for me to be something kind of

13:22

natural. On you and that much exercise does

13:24

not matter. I don't care what anybody says, but

13:26

calm it down. You're making me nervous bro. Was.

13:29

Also such a metaphor for tom's and have already

13:31

put all that energy and effort into something and

13:33

cells in the same spot as where it when

13:35

his. Mom. Didn't

13:37

take the money right now. uses his

13:39

if he's doing so. might as blow

13:41

nowhere really. In the end of it

13:44

as a ah so Ariana is in

13:46

the kitchen and and comes over. and

13:48

you know because the doorbell. Me:

13:51

I'm an Oreo to store is it said? How are

13:53

you answering the door? Thank you so much for your

13:55

friends that I could have just stayed out here. I

13:58

could have kept hear about funny to Germany camp. If

14:00

you tommy to camp here I went to study

14:02

research for you that I'm gonna be your it

14:05

says that smothering the asthma system right now how

14:07

the deal I love you all be quiet you

14:09

top it off I put on all business areas

14:11

while ago i really have as all was really

14:13

weird supports Taylor Swift's of are like why the

14:16

field hear how as i couldn't help at all

14:18

like eyes that my i'm in my early on

14:20

earth would still have an oriental same time jaime

14:22

way some hired right or was like so and

14:25

around like wow my as like oh and as

14:27

here and to like what happened to all the

14:29

truth and to. Omaha as it a

14:31

mall sorry minor hates her treats for

14:33

a my part already. Yet.

14:36

I was on. An eight miles wreaths

14:38

said to him and his lived here

14:41

so I anyway I'm so before we

14:43

get this job interview with the seventies

14:45

job interview rights as the support of

14:47

Israel were gonna was I gonna read

14:49

all bad hell of a metaphor so

14:52

he goes up to check on Tom

14:54

and she's like ah so sorry I'm

14:56

late I'm just here by canal firing

14:58

on are so arm you know just

15:01

see if I can help or with

15:03

some people new system community. Of.

15:05

Music One. Starring. And.

15:08

Took. Me anyway, have on the treadmill

15:10

by her is a whenever he says

15:12

going like through a box of memories

15:15

on the floor you know an. Ariana

15:18

as saying he i might be tough

15:20

if I still my roommates assists and

15:23

by he doesn't risk for he didn't

15:25

respect me enough to not fuck my

15:27

friend. Was my grandma's funeral so. I.

15:30

Should be suing as assistant of

15:32

these other. Sources:

15:35

Like okay and so I know that

15:37

you get here at like ten or

15:39

eleven and life whether other stuff to

15:41

do and you just busy a appear

15:43

to hang out with like meyer and

15:45

cells to see I like it as

15:48

of com like some of that the

15:50

biggest sentiments are dissolves unaware it's not

15:52

dramatic me whatsoever us. Adults doesn't

15:54

set. doesn't haunt me at night, but yeah,

15:56

that's busy. What I do? Yeah, yeah

15:58

my know for a fact that he Sometimes would wear

16:00

those same socks and underwear for like days in

16:03

a row and you wonder why I didn't want

16:05

to fuck him I mean change your drawers, bro

16:08

Change your drawers. You're in danger drawers.

16:10

You're a danger drawers. Let me tell you what could

16:13

have helped this couple a Maid

16:16

a clean person. Okay, you

16:18

guys are gross. Okay We've

16:21

got the meat skewer story we've seen

16:23

the bed We've seen the bedrooms both

16:26

dirty you guys Tom never

16:28

shaves showers does anything cleans himself You guys

16:30

need a damn cleaning person Yeah I would

16:32

suggest that anybody if you can afford a

16:34

house That's two stories and three

16:36

thousand square feet and has shiplap and a Lego

16:38

painting of yourself You can afford a cleaning person

16:41

get on that, you know, I think that's a

16:43

really good note Or

16:45

I like some soap anything. So No

16:50

No a person holding the soap is

16:52

important, you know And if you

16:54

think because you can't smell you that the person

16:57

next to you can't smell you That's

16:59

not true. That's a fallacy. Okay, it's called nose

17:01

blind I'm

17:04

always paranoid that I'm nose blind. I'm always

17:07

always always always paranoid I'm always like I

17:09

smell like right today. Look at me. It's

17:11

smelling wonderful and then last week when I was

17:13

in New York, I was sitting on the subway and It

17:16

was like a crowded subway and no one was sitting to the left me

17:18

and there were three seats to the right of me open and I was

17:20

like I Must reek because

17:22

this there's people standing and no one wants there all

17:24

these open seats You don't even have to sit next

17:27

to me. You can sit two away from me and

17:29

no one wants to take the seat Well,

17:32

I know that I'm nose blind because sometimes I hang

17:34

out with my family and when they do this I

17:36

realize how much I've been stinking all this time because

17:38

they go. Oh my god, you smell so good

17:41

well So,

17:44

I guess I've just been smelling like old cottage

17:46

cheese this whole time and nobody said anything, you

17:49

know How does she's very trendy right now? Is

17:51

it? Yeah, it's cottage cheese is trendy

17:54

and so is cabbage You

17:56

know why I brought it up because I was reading a thread On

17:58

Reddit about people. Using cottage cheese

18:00

to make other things like I mean salad

18:02

dressing with blended up cottage cheese Animals like

18:04

this is so sad. I learned he has

18:06

him cause he's last night but not because

18:08

it's trendy because I've always loved cause she's

18:10

a bit I've always lived five issue to

18:12

it was I had during weight watchers as

18:14

a kid I would always has you could

18:17

he was a cottage She's like one of

18:19

the only things like ever eat and so

18:21

I would eat email twenty cartons of it.

18:23

But had the full fat it has to

18:25

be full fat because get like reduced fat.

18:27

it's just sort of like. It's

18:30

a sad the full fat as like

18:32

delicious. Bomb. Okay

18:34

so our he on his leg ah

18:36

yeah his tom says cussing and of

18:38

do laundry or when among some for

18:40

the Gap stay for the cottage cheese

18:42

doc. This isn't a. So

18:45

am I saying yeah You know I do

18:47

do a lot of like picking up underwear.

18:49

The stuff like that's what I would manager

18:51

for. was your underwear macabre? kind of unaware

18:54

do you were. That's. Crazy

18:56

quests I can't believe I guess I'm so

18:58

sorry. Please do not put that on My

19:00

employee evaluates if you hire me. If you

19:02

harms Battle of the Army or was you

19:04

army are you an army of such that

19:06

the ice in math that I some at

19:08

that. For someone who works the window maybe

19:10

to I work for you Do I work

19:12

for you. I

19:14

mean I just know you be a great boss

19:16

battles both I currently have. he is now workers

19:18

that shouldn't He said not lab at the or

19:20

his deathly not listening and at the moment he

19:22

is definitely not listening. And I got I lobby

19:24

be such a better Boston's. Arm All My

19:27

God. And and for those

19:29

you like so I know that you you

19:31

know do housekeeping as his. Yeah but I

19:33

do look forward to the times that I

19:35

could do more. Add man had that would

19:37

be amazing. Semi paperwork. The file. My god

19:39

didn't say yes right now because I don't

19:41

want to start settling Oliver one of my

19:43

body shutters hop on let me preparing south

19:45

Tips: want her sweater refer you to talk

19:47

about filing things. To say. I'm

19:50

sorry on of bessie like as you know I

19:52

just want thing where like if there's an email

19:54

items and you know how that. yeah

19:57

like you can decide prioritizing say like we're not

19:59

going to that we are gonna do that you

20:02

know just like brand deals brand deals yeah

20:04

oh my god I would be so good at brand deals

20:07

who do you get emails from does uber still email you

20:09

I really always wanted to talk to somebody inside you were

20:11

not as much as you I want to talk to somebody

20:13

in uber lucky enough to know you could you all I'm

20:16

you know be really fun if you've had a

20:18

brand deal for brand like imagine a brand brand

20:21

brand brand deal wouldn't that be great maybe hilarious

20:23

be like almost meta but it's not totally meta

20:25

I can make you poop I promise it's me

20:27

Ariana I can make you poop you probably make

20:29

me poop I'm just putting that there put it out

20:31

there then featuring and an experience I could

20:36

just amazing the back of the box I could be

20:38

the maze like get an out of the maze and

20:40

the basically like Tom's hand of all space you know

20:42

I'm saying right you're the brand brand with an mm-hmm

20:45

brand brand man you can't go and brand without an

20:47

circle so

20:49

she's like oh my god I would love to

20:51

work for like an amazing girl boss that would

20:53

be amazing now if it doesn't work out I

20:55

totally understand jumping off a cliff just say RIP

20:57

and really didn't ever get what you wanted but

21:00

hopefully in heaven Ariana will need an assistant am

21:02

I right I'm just kidding I shouldn't jump back

21:04

right now those were molds I'm

21:06

gonna do job interview did I pass this my

21:08

heart are we caught your item you're I'm gonna

21:11

happen oh my god please pump my stomach

21:13

my stomach right now just kidding I'll

21:15

pay the $6,000 you just pump the stomach

21:17

you're so good you're gonna pick a stomach too

21:20

soon and so

21:22

Ariana's like well I would you

21:25

know I don't know but meanwhile Tom is

21:27

listening to this right because he's come out

21:29

of his sweat walking dim and he

21:31

is now listening to her at Bexford

21:34

and John from Ariana why are

21:36

you guys doing this in the living room

21:38

of the house you know yeah he's

21:41

gonna be listening it's fucking Tom and of all

21:43

why I guess that's kind of the point yeah

21:47

exactly and and the thing is that like Ariana doesn't

21:49

even want to pirate him So

21:51

he's listening in and saying oh man,

21:53

I mean Ariana Already got our friends

21:56

now she's gonna take my assistant. She

21:58

can have anybody she wants. For

22:00

her Ah, the irony of him saying that

22:02

Etti Rico, the other people say when they

22:05

get cheated on you could have had any

22:07

man in the world. why would you take

22:09

mine you know right? Joe been like or

22:11

exactly And that's also like sand of all

22:14

you could have cheated. not that it makes

22:16

it better, but you also could have cheated

22:18

with anyone. But. You on for

22:20

retail? Exactly Bright yellow ring of fire. funny

22:23

cause he someone who had an affair and

22:25

now seizing like a fair terminology. That.

22:27

Victims he is victims of of and

22:29

are those are the on it's it's

22:31

like the victim. Speaking of victims a

22:34

lie Sit circle of friends. You literally

22:36

still have Swartz and these are adults

22:38

who chose not to be friends of

22:40

the of because you are irresponsible and

22:42

you lied to everyone and you proved

22:44

to be actually just like a Cd

22:47

Ask person in the already on us

22:49

old of friends. And if it

22:51

makes you feel any better than like

22:53

her either affect the present their that

22:55

we're not have any alliances on there

22:57

so he knows knows the only person

22:59

who stole anything here. Is

23:02

Lisa Banner probably still all their souls? Member.

23:04

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23:06

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23:09

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25:04

also Ariana Like you know things are kind of

25:06

weird right now and because you know I'm living

25:08

with a monster who you work for. So maybe

25:11

when I'm out of the house we can do

25:13

something as his I got super can keep in

25:15

touch. Oh my god it's sweet. The is what

25:17

slinky you have my fired. I would have to

25:19

be hard for us army see farming her industrialized

25:21

if we keep in touch. That means we have

25:23

to start touching. So that was the touch So

25:26

I'm okay. I'm as for my finger on your

25:28

shoulder and I'm city but they're on. Follow you

25:30

around all day with my finger on your shoulders

25:32

However, storm thoughts. To

25:34

the qual lucky few, I am the

25:37

Hr department and I'm totally with is.

25:42

So then we got a broken sword.

25:44

Seas and sort are broken seen as

25:46

and sorts comes over and he's like

25:48

oh what a This was so fun

25:50

coming all the way out here. This

25:52

is clean up in in the clear

25:54

nineteen hours. Summer Moon hi got you

25:56

a hat It's an adult, son had

25:58

syphilis or are having. Congrats

26:00

you! Stopped by of Exon station and bought

26:03

something facility of light at the had the

26:05

says it does not the says do not

26:07

disturb some like words this is what you

26:09

are wearing when you are mkt in your

26:11

marriage. Exactly

26:15

so. The

26:17

seeds like is the Bronx. I you want to try this

26:19

on that. Is it's

26:22

like smart kid you know that or I go

26:24

back there. but his my for your head separator

26:26

anyway and it looks like Looney tunes. a little

26:28

with like you know when they hide under a

26:30

hat and amounts of move closer something's used to

26:32

the hat and then it goes up and will

26:34

see a goes a little bit and goddamn him

26:36

and. Oh don't

26:39

worry, she'll grow into it's Oh by the

26:41

way to help and ah, you know I

26:43

open my instagram. So is so crazy cause

26:45

if once according to estimates like popping up

26:47

a piece. Six. Really crazy Instagram

26:49

literal obviously some Oliver my instagram

26:51

and not I feel a sense

26:53

but dilation, centimeters counting and us

26:55

funny the know what I'm talking

26:57

best on a baby I'm to

26:59

a sweet sweet i want to

27:01

be peace but a soccer because

27:03

you know it's like. It. Okay,

27:06

these years this is like. Fuck

27:08

you like That's what I feel he had.

27:10

Yeah it's like I wanted this as your

27:12

a large know and now of as on

27:14

your oh I want a baby app. That's

27:16

why is doing our what I realized oh

27:18

I'm in a long time ago but they're

27:20

really highlighting that. I'm correct in this episode

27:22

is that he's triggering her that he's doing

27:24

it out of love because he knows to

27:26

see hate, See he knows that she's happy.

27:29

Being. In a victim space. And so he's

27:31

victimizing her by this mm seizing as a

27:33

reason. They yell at him and feel hurts

27:35

and then he gets to pretend he didn't

27:37

mean it when they both know that he

27:39

did. and then they discuss how they feel

27:42

comfortable on the house to explain it's a

27:44

cycle of abuse. Basically is what it is.

27:46

No one is so sweet. Once. again

27:48

his also sending a message said katie the or

27:50

via a third parties which is that he's that's

27:52

how this the scene and brock and undergo cells

27:54

kitty like like all the other day life was

27:56

came over new ipod i will admit hi And

27:58

then he was like, oh my God, I want

28:00

to have babies now. I wish I could have

28:02

babies. Oh, it's not funny that he said that.

28:04

Like that's exactly, he's, he's just sending the messages

28:06

to Katie through other people to make them mad.

28:09

Yeah. Or to get her back or is it to

28:11

get her back? You know, that's the kind of mixed

28:13

message that he's sending, you know, is it just to

28:16

curate Katie or is it to get her thinking, well,

28:18

maybe he's learned a lesson and now he does want

28:20

a family and he is going to, he's ready to

28:22

get serious now. Why is it

28:24

an or instead of an and Ronnie? It

28:27

could be both. He's kept hot. He wants to get her mad and

28:29

he wants to get back at her or

28:32

and or a hand. So

28:34

then, um, he's like, Oh

28:36

my God, you know, like his

28:38

father time is knocking and he's saying, you're not

28:40

getting any younger, your restaurants are

28:43

failure. Oh God. It was father time really

28:45

is a terrible Yelp reviewer. Anyway, I want

28:47

your life. Guys. This is amazing. Baby was

28:49

such a tiny head. God, really?

28:52

How does she go out in the sun? She can't

28:54

fit in any hats. We're saying. By

28:57

the way, uh, Schwartz, no, Delta saying you're not getting

28:59

any younger. You're a future bleach blonde haircut. I

29:02

know. You're, you're about

29:05

five minutes in the future. Draco Malfoy

29:07

here. Sir,

29:10

you're not getting any younger. Stop doing this. That's

29:12

what your air will be saying to you very shortly. So,

29:17

um, the scene is like, I'm getting in the

29:19

cold plunge. You

29:21

know, it's like cold blood. Blunge

29:24

a cold plunge on

29:26

their balcony. They

29:28

go outside where they have a cold plunge.

29:30

They just, they're with Brock. Try.

29:33

Do you think Brock was trying to like

29:35

brand his old, his own cold plunges after

29:37

last season or two seasons ago,

29:39

whenever it was when he had James doing a cold

29:41

plunge. Remember he, he, he like, he

29:44

likes that James down. He's like, Hey, you do a

29:46

cold one. Draw it now. And you need to learn

29:48

as you do this cold blunge and get sober. I

29:51

feel like Brock was trying to make cold blunge as a

29:54

thing for himself. So they just have this like cold plunge

29:56

prototype in their, on their side yard. You

29:58

know, we, uh, I've just been hearing a lot. a

30:00

cold plunge stuff because they just did it on

30:02

another Bravo show. I don't remember which one. And

30:04

then every year, new year in my neighborhood, I

30:06

live by a lake. And so every

30:10

year they do a cold plunge at New Year. And

30:12

now, so we won't speak to my

30:14

neighbors. I just think they're all monsters. I think he does

30:16

that. I'm like, no, I will not go hang out with

30:19

you. What is this? You're going to have me drink some

30:21

Kool-Aid and I'm going to die. I don't trust these. Cold

30:23

Kool-Aid. I think it was

30:25

Sandoval who did the cold plunge actually earlier. Oh, it

30:27

was Sandoval. I remember he came up and his hair

30:29

was coming forward. And Billy

30:32

Lee was like, I hope you just realize

30:34

that we're best friends. You just realize we're

30:36

best friends, right? That is amazing. It was

30:38

so fun. Remember that time you

30:40

came to see me do stand up? So

30:44

Ashina does a cold plunge in the middle of

30:46

this visit. Also a strange thing to do when

30:49

someone's visiting you. And then Schwartz

30:51

is like, oh God, whenever I come to

30:54

the West Side, it's like a gulp of

30:56

fresh air. I used to

30:58

say that about sex with Katie. Oh,

31:00

like we do. We don't do this often, but we

31:02

should. God, I wish I could have sex with her

31:04

all the time and make babies with her. Oh, well,

31:06

please don't tell her that. Well

31:09

she's having more sex. Just not with you. Katie's

31:12

at the ice cream store on Beverly Boulevard.

31:14

She's not going to appreciate that you said

31:16

that while she's trying to eat ice cream.

31:18

I'm sorry. I'm not following Katie around. She

31:23

was just watching everybody on video

31:25

cameras. So then we

31:27

go to Katie's apartment in Valley Village

31:30

and I realized something because I am

31:33

detail oriented like this. Based

31:37

on the exterior, assuming the

31:39

exterior shot is accurate, Katie's

31:41

apartment in Valley Village is the same

31:44

building that Kristen is in in the

31:47

Valley. So Katie and Kristen live in the same building

31:50

and they're like really keeping this under wraps.

31:52

The two of them are still like witches of we

31:54

hoeing it up. Oh, that's

31:56

weird. Yeah. Go Look at the footage, everyone.

31:58

Look, you will see. Them complex or much

32:00

rather, weird that they would. Throwing. And

32:03

generic. Exterior is. Maybe

32:05

we have had. They would have to know that some

32:07

a would figure that out right? Sees.

32:09

You lied. Been acts, hear the first person I've

32:12

heard. Point that out. Exclusives

32:14

x Square savvy around as ah, that

32:16

he had away and I'm sorry we're

32:19

cutting that part out more Putting an

32:21

arm Hadrian's that as a. So

32:24

Ariana comes over and select. I had six

32:27

shots of espresso. I need to continue This

32:29

is press from As as like really this

32:31

is it's this is you on an espresso

32:33

by As and as though she's like I'm

32:35

so I'm so mad at right now I

32:37

almost threw away my good stewards. Again,

32:40

and have one more shot of espresso to do that. And

32:44

Katie is I am. I have accounted. For

32:48

success. See

32:51

what? bat? Hold on, let

32:53

me put it in my rig machines.

32:57

But Scabies Ramming! Having Katie should come

32:59

out with her own sparkling soda

33:01

of see this because. It's

33:07

the actual sound of the carbonation

33:10

as the browns. The

33:13

only thing that complains louder than Turbo

33:15

to go so are Ariana Talks about

33:17

our meeting with an S and C

33:19

is like you know I mean I'm

33:21

just afraid that Tom could be vindictive.

33:23

Some I was like maybe not, you

33:25

know. So then I'm getting ready to

33:28

leave and she's down there crying because

33:30

Thomas coming down on her because he

33:32

was upstairs is dropping on as the

33:34

whole time the you did that on

33:36

purpose. At all resource. he wasn't

33:38

crying. proceed. Didn't. Have

33:40

eaten meat skewer by activists. Prefer

33:43

as is one of the last is

33:45

taking my a team de Maya athima.

33:49

My with i can't the scissors so i

33:51

am so sick and get to lumps will

33:53

always. Carries

33:55

like I don't like this invasion of

33:58

privacy happening. I feel like my. Privacy

34:00

was inundated vs. Cena attack

34:02

as attracted or marvelously was

34:05

inundated. Oh My. God. That.

34:07

The and it isn't inundation of privacy.

34:10

Super. Bowl forming be some. So

34:12

once you said see have a can

34:14

of Thc and her friends are like

34:16

that. Makes much more sense with V

34:18

trying to make I'm in a daily

34:20

that are the trying to what was

34:22

her thing last the past two weeks

34:24

by can as I please close that

34:26

for it's rated R. My prophecies been

34:28

inundated fathomless. That explains the trying to

34:31

make rather must happen over an hour

34:33

or so. This is

34:35

like yeah, my privacy was inundated by

34:37

seen a tracking max and then we

34:39

see a clipper. Simic I am I

34:41

want me to look and see my

34:43

friend.com Okay and I was like okay

34:45

well maybe she dropped makeover harm I've

34:47

seen as more mature than ever. See.

34:53

Also did her conventional from the cold ones.

34:57

Compliance. Ah, I'm sorry

34:59

I lied. I mean like I know she

35:01

has my location but Limelight. And

35:03

many others does he have. Might.

35:06

Probably everyone's you and a bravo com by

35:09

the way she knows Revlon as yeah and

35:11

Katie like I mean my location as a

35:13

lead are only in mom as the Arab

35:15

bas nice an Ariana says yeah and if

35:17

he had Tom's location while there you know

35:20

and she even gets her own branded as.

35:23

Now the reason seen the has every was

35:26

location. Don't you think it's because of. Apple

35:29

how they're like oh serial okay some with your

35:31

friends since it's oh my god for going somewhere

35:33

sir your location right now and then she does

35:35

creepily likes them. I'm just like a people pleaser

35:37

as one and or of one as as one

35:39

may thrive on a safe a damn of a

35:41

day. That's all. Moon. By

35:43

the way, I do like that I just

35:46

had this big revelation of like tt increased

35:48

and live in the same building as in

35:50

kitty in the stairs hims in does my

35:52

location literally metics purposes as a suspect a

35:54

thing I've ever dated her privacy everyone as

35:56

far as I have used the In in

35:58

data. I found them

36:00

with Inindator. So, Brock,

36:03

back with Brock and Sheena and Schwartz, he's

36:05

like, I'm not at any doghouse yet, ahh.

36:08

Schwartz is like, oh my god, you weren't supposed to

36:10

say anything about Katie fucking Max? And

36:12

Sheena's like, no, he wasn't supposed to say anything, that

36:15

wasn't his place. Especially now that the fire's on me.

36:17

Actually, I wish the fire was on me because I'm

36:19

in a cold plunge, and it's like literally cold. Who

36:22

just sits in a cold plunge like that? Sheena's just

36:24

sitting there like- She's just sitting in the cold plunge.

36:26

I don't think the cold plunge is working.

36:29

She's like, well, let's not forget, like, somehow she

36:31

wanted your world to burn. And then we clip

36:33

up Katie, going, you know what Sheena, you're a

36:35

shitty person, you're a shitty friend, and it's fine

36:37

because karma's gonna come for you and I'm gonna

36:39

watch your world burn. And I'll

36:41

smile. And I was like, oh, she literally

36:43

did say she wanted Sheena's world to burn.

36:46

And she's like doing her makeup while she's doing it. Yeah.

36:49

Well, that's fucking hypocritical though, because that was

36:51

my best friend that she was hooking up

36:53

with. I just kissed Rick out once and

36:56

she was just a French friend. She was

36:58

just a French friend, not even a real

37:00

friend. She was like, maybe with tit

37:02

for tat? No, it was tit for- it

37:04

was- it was dick for tit. It

37:08

was- yeah, I was- I can't do

37:10

a good pun for it, but I love Sheena offering, maybe

37:13

it was tit for tat. Like, oh,

37:15

I love that that thought never even occurred to

37:17

Schwartz. Like, oh, maybe this is a tit for

37:19

tat situation. So

37:21

back to Katie, she's like, I mean, I wasn't

37:23

like- it wasn't like I'm gonna get with his

37:25

friend. I mean, in my mind, it was like

37:28

sort of coming off as like Sheena and Schwartz,

37:30

like, this dude has done bad by me so

37:32

many times. Fuck it. So it was-

37:34

I'm gonna get with his friend.

37:37

It was exactly what you just said it wasn't like. And

37:40

by the way, good for you. Love the move for fucking

37:42

Mac. Yeah, I have 100% in

37:44

support of this. And Katie's like, Tom

37:46

can be upset if he wants, but at the end

37:48

of the day, you get nothing for Raquel. And it's

37:50

like, should I feel bad? No. It's

37:53

not like we had an agreement. Right. So

37:57

then, Lala sends them a

37:59

tat. And they both get it

38:01

at the same time. And sick guys.

38:03

I wanted a chaser water with business

38:05

B Y O B K K B

38:08

Walk. What's. The

38:10

hurry I'm like oh my god this

38:12

water party kiddies that I now I

38:14

am a slight high mountain can knock.

38:18

Them characters like. The

38:22

every her from South penny penny did.

38:24

He finished creating our sandwich that. Job.

38:30

Or something. max. Ah,

38:35

So ah so. Anyway, so.

38:38

She. Lala has and

38:40

sit. With

38:42

Lala is inviting Tom to the

38:44

thing and around as I rode.

38:46

Makes sense you'd be at her

38:48

thing, she's going out of her

38:50

way to understand and Katie would

38:52

do my do the honors Shore

38:54

thank you personally. Journey I suppose

38:56

began. So

38:58

she's like like if I'm gonna stay in

39:01

this group of friends, I'm gonna see him

39:03

so I need to get the fuck over

39:05

it. And also I don't know what a

39:07

water tasting is so I've got to see.

39:11

Me: How ridiculous this is. So

39:13

I'm Ariana Like it's not a

39:15

tasting, it's a waterboarding. am I

39:17

right? Kiddies like. Circle

39:20

I was hooked. Sketch Comedy? Seriously? Because like I

39:22

was paying off. Mm

39:24

and Guess is our favorite side character of

39:27

the Earth. The. I

39:30

don't know if you notice this. I'm saying

39:32

this right now before I forget, did you

39:34

notice there was an actual scene where there

39:36

were talking and you could see or the

39:38

plane overhead and like to the Syrian army

39:40

audio? right?

39:45

It's like tv finding out she's gonna see tops

39:47

and a ball at out at at a at

39:49

a water say things but. Ah,

39:52

the Southwest plane flies. I

39:54

read so James is with

39:57

anybody he that we're both.

40:00

The to alley Bally's lawless water guys

40:02

here Martin's, he got the wall man

40:04

have definitely seen this. com a nice

40:06

talking about. A set. Up

40:09

a sublet. So. We

40:12

have a clip of Ariana saying

40:14

arms. Or the disguise. this

40:16

guy saying it's the most important rule

40:19

discover together. Is. That water

40:21

has tastes. Yeah, Yeah.

40:23

His name is Ari I am so

40:26

James watching him out the window spilling

40:28

bottles all over the place and on.

40:30

or the com I gotta get into

40:32

outside zip rtr as an alley the

40:35

comic on some you looking at him

40:37

he saw me I got them. He

40:39

must be a pisces as such a

40:41

pisces thing to do with in windows

40:44

so they're cracking up and Mala comes

40:46

over and ah James is telling us

40:48

are you since quitting Uncle Am become

40:50

quite the sparkling water Com is sooo

40:52

that's Lol Obama. Has become more that

40:55

red bull in cook cola kind of

40:57

a guy. Sometimes

41:00

not the call apart so that was

41:02

coming over swerved and scene and Brock

41:04

an Ariana and Dame our we have

41:06

a Dana appearance and Katie. This is

41:09

like all our if we hadn't of

41:11

mention of Max and now we have

41:13

Dana. It's like all our are old

41:15

friends so of our Brock apologizes the

41:18

kitties I on Sorial Zoc year later

41:20

to make it up for your major

41:22

to keep little. Ball of Mod just

41:24

like a New Zealand's least circuits. So.

41:27

Do you think that the says planning on

41:29

bringing the one season wonders back because that's

41:31

what they're doing their their reviving all the

41:34

cancelled people said i don't like of their

41:36

like say they've they've had a break and

41:38

Max bank Katie so he get a comeback

41:40

and Dame has a So with Katie mail

41:42

podcast with her So right City Max Max

41:45

was did make a cameo appearance on the

41:47

Valley that we somehow missed so he was

41:49

on camera. Ah Dana I think like does

41:51

a chance for Dana attempts if is does

41:54

have that podcast with Katie and apparently they

41:56

all loved Dana. So I I

41:58

could see a world and. Dana start

42:00

to make a bigger parents but I don't think that

42:02

like. Max.

42:04

I think that bravo as I will

42:06

bring some. Some. People's we

42:09

are cancelled and twenty twenty back but we're not gonna

42:11

bring some of my life. Max is not worth it

42:13

to us. The out. More

42:16

we'll see if you never know

42:18

the route of bookmarks about predict

42:20

Ramen of Zidane at coming back

42:23

full time next year. Yeah, so

42:25

then I'm. Sources

42:27

like guys if I am I nervous so

42:29

no trouble I do as I was. So

42:33

oh it Katie says when

42:35

when rocket busy apologizes kiddies

42:38

like well. Maybe. This

42:40

is pay back from brought you know

42:42

blabbing about my private life after I

42:44

talked about his as which see her

42:46

like going down the lists like of

42:48

all the things up rocket did not

42:50

do is to pay for child support

42:52

know why not What about like because

42:54

he it's a workout getting into fights.

42:56

Why does is city person? Why does

42:59

he didn't love his wife and his

43:01

kids? Why school them a whole thing.

43:04

And that sees issues

43:06

like so. We.

43:09

Go Now. Probably. Not probably

43:11

going to be a little more if it is

43:13

rare events. I think it's going to be bigger

43:15

than that. Both time rosling that surprising that she

43:17

was down to be like well I guess I

43:19

deserve it. That's. Not a

43:21

of us not normally or Katie vibe. The

43:24

So Swartz is like wasn't me nervous

43:26

or non trouble. I'm not only did

43:28

anything wrong this time of and now

43:30

they gather round the table for the

43:32

water saying it's am all as like

43:34

guys Thank you for coming bigger than

43:36

that boat Breitling That surprising that she

43:38

was down to be like well I

43:40

guess I deserve it. That's.

43:42

Not a of us not normally or Katie

43:44

vibe. The So Swartz is

43:46

like one of my nervous or non

43:49

trouble. I'm not only did anything wrong

43:51

this time and now they gather round

43:53

the table for the water saying it's

43:55

am all as like guys. Thank you

43:57

for coming sober for five years. When.

44:00

Data time. am I right? It's not just

44:02

to sell my mom used to watch itself.

44:04

Water may seem like something you drink and

44:07

they're all the same. sparkling. Why this? It's

44:09

really been there for me when I want

44:11

to get clouds. When. I've been of

44:13

the on the stress on your that's

44:15

that's the point where when I met

44:18

lead dance a scored a sparkling. Basically.

44:21

Sparkling water is nature's sporting.

44:23

Okay, I'm sorry bands but

44:26

it's not of sparkling. The

44:28

Scots. There

44:30

was actually. A moment's.

44:33

I. Think it was right there when she

44:35

said thank you guys for coming where She

44:37

literally said coming late I went back I

44:39

listened to it. there was an actual hard

44:41

case out. I'll have a and of her

44:44

com is like the other comes from somewhere

44:46

see literally does it on t that so

44:48

funny thirty like have any want them to

44:50

support and send of us yesterday mail Look

44:52

at him he gets he they. Still,

44:55

Died at. So.

44:57

Arms Are is like what know what has

45:00

been around for for years and like that

45:02

what does that? This was a could be

45:04

dinosaur piss and I am the Harry Potter

45:06

of was I. When I shake this water

45:08

it's to become milk. Look if milk it's

45:11

a naturally carbonated look effect. Nasa going yes

45:13

what she said. The. Ah I

45:15

went under radio one time and i was

45:17

talking to the playboy bunnies and they said

45:19

it taste like com a hot and then

45:21

he points righted lol I go now here

45:23

we go for quite a point. Me a

45:25

lot of oh because he goes a taser

45:28

blue for log of com because yeah that's.

45:31

Ah so pricey point it would lead

45:33

law while his taco for rude. Because

45:36

they said it to such a thing

45:39

that's always a this was about ah,

45:41

slutty girl such as such as Lucky

45:43

Girl or the slut shaming water die.

45:52

At Amiga Insurance we know it's

45:55

more than just now. Please.

46:00

Don't memorize. The

46:04

early days of figuring it out. To

46:07

the later years is still figuring

46:09

it out. For

46:14

the place you've put down roots thrust

46:16

amiga home and. Amiga

46:19

Embassy is our best!

46:21

Policy. Swords

46:23

there are pretending to like give a

46:25

set in L ne like this one

46:28

is a Kobe water. it's the only

46:30

one office planet this one. This bottle

46:32

asked thousand dollars. Look

46:35

at that's just popping. Kobe was are

46:37

like has not seen. Set.

46:39

Of of i thought what makes it

46:41

so expensive defects were not like to

46:43

springs connecting and lol of like whilst

46:45

how many bottles are there and the

46:47

world's and he's like a hot well

46:49

I don't know how many but i

46:52

do know that bridge we can be

46:54

only water the murtaugh the and were

46:56

drinking said the how are the things

46:58

he was an ex who sat words

47:00

at all the other what are out

47:02

right now. Ah, And

47:06

Katie like. It. Tastes like why

47:08

they're. Very

47:10

of know they're all but while which

47:12

is that like. Is. What Are. Just

47:15

as like water. To

47:18

says Mark impaired a wine

47:20

tasting. Ah all. Out

47:23

I had to imagine this is right on

47:25

this one. I'm sorry. Sort

47:27

of them on our and as I can we get wind. Of

47:33

a lot of so they go inside

47:35

and bam okay so the girls go

47:37

inside and the guys are a spell

47:39

outside and broth asking about t as

47:41

animals like no idea what's going on

47:44

with here I am seems to me

47:46

but that that know is I'm just

47:48

seems to be been no mark license

47:50

number questions. I I enjoyed Brock in

47:52

this moment because I don't have you

47:55

noticed like Brock at rest is him

47:57

ready. For a ball to come his way because

47:59

he's like. The question then he just fix the

48:01

hands of but of hams out to receive a ball

48:03

I just love as like I'm not sure that there

48:05

is a ball that's can be thrown maybe there is

48:08

one but he says ready for one side or on

48:10

hold on to. Get. Ready voice.

48:12

Surpluses. Skill the through ball at

48:14

each other. Women always space or such.

48:17

Boys are talk about your relationship but

48:19

I also want acceptable in the process.

48:22

So inside the people coming and you

48:24

to see assuming up there better be

48:26

wrong. James

48:29

did you get Ras or was

48:32

there rants in the seventh House

48:34

of Mercury? And

48:36

they forgot the rats. Everybody has a

48:38

ranch so of our rent that the

48:41

doj like. Snow

48:43

as a let of me. As

48:47

if Real American hero over here and

48:49

around. As like, since when does it

48:51

taste mans he's like doing so, but

48:54

he's acting way too much right now.

48:57

See, this is why you can't fire

48:59

Am you need to have your rants

49:01

delivery person ready up at the moment

49:03

you need. Or while I would suggest

49:05

that if he finds the Rams, you

49:07

should leave it on your bedside table

49:09

so Maya has something to eat. Skewers

49:11

West kids suffer. A ranch house? Everything

49:13

that bad. Better. Seriously.

49:15

so so that we had a delivery

49:18

guys who are there's not, There's no

49:20

arrests and stuff. And. Then or

49:22

else I can fly said during the

49:24

most. right now for the rat South

49:26

comes in Essex. Oh. man

49:30

to hear that me like he makes it

49:32

harder for me to like save the background

49:34

when I hear carry on and making all

49:36

these comments about how much I mess up

49:38

wraps. Because I'm

49:40

working so hard to rebuild the

49:42

police. He seems. I'm

49:45

not be allowed says constantly bribery

49:47

me model side with our added

49:49

that is constantly stamps and it's

49:51

saddening if you'd see them like

49:53

a second ago. View given like

49:55

a minute you get a being

49:58

able. To. Like retrieve a hot. Wag

50:00

small thing of Lancet does

50:02

not exonerate you for terrible

50:04

behavior over the past year.

50:07

The. Are so I'm now. The guys

50:09

are outside and Brock is just the

50:11

messiest guy. Love that Brock is just

50:14

the happily doing seen as dirty work

50:16

and every episode he likes served. You

50:18

want to impress us with the a

50:21

single stories and of all go add

50:23

gifts. I well I got why and

50:25

how that this was. On

50:28

on the me with up some tears because

50:31

this is a rapport dad's I was just

50:33

bully the ballet and states so t told

50:35

me that the other nine Ariana was as

50:37

you're. All these questions like how old

50:39

see as and staff and talking shit

50:41

about me when i'm on of first

50:43

asian i felt that was or really

50:46

really bad guys. Some sound of all

50:48

of the. The.

50:50

Doj Yen have a proper behavior. What

50:52

is he talking about? I mean it

50:54

is really tacky but it was hilarious.

50:56

Okay, I thought I was gray, I

50:58

thought it was Ariana doing some great

51:00

talk blocking. I think that's the end

51:02

of others are must be tough luck

51:04

left and right. I love it. And

51:06

he said of all talking about Hacky

51:08

when he's like wearing the same clothes

51:10

day in day out and of cheating

51:12

by the way and also eating a

51:14

woman who they that he was dressed

51:16

like polyester cowboy to go bowling bus

51:18

tier with meant. Yeah, Bambee!

51:21

Really Animals out in memory of everyone is

51:23

tacky. Everyone is city to each other. Why

51:25

are you surprised that someone was city to

51:27

says it says your date t. While.

51:30

He's trying. You know, I think what

51:32

he's I think what his plan is

51:35

is to make himself the victim here.

51:37

and what socking is that? it's actually

51:39

working. Joe yes, is working very, very

51:41

well. So Brock's like, oh, I get

51:43

it, you know. But although all of

51:45

us was still in the infant stage

51:47

of how to go through this scene,

51:49

it's not as much of an infant

51:51

force what's to come in, put a

51:53

gigantic of the saw his head on

51:55

us, and blind us, terrify us, and

51:58

probably traumatize us. But. You

52:00

know, still young, maybe you guys should have

52:02

a conversation is terms of yeah, maybe that's

52:04

you to sell added added as as had

52:06

I've asked. Comey and I like

52:09

how many things of the do like. First

52:11

I try to trace of them rants and

52:13

now I'm done with immersing do and what

52:15

he's trying to help you see me To

52:18

talk to Ariana Such a lovely. Mobile That

52:20

I mean a whole lot of the department.

52:26

Doesn't represent over your

52:28

ah. Isn't

52:32

a limited dragged My Journal morale. Okay,

52:37

the drug or inside and molars

52:39

asking about Am and Ariana Mcconnell

52:41

know what's going on with her

52:43

and downs, who's like I asked

52:45

if she was okay and she

52:47

says she doesn't know, she's okay

52:49

and Mama says and desist art

52:51

than just being in. The

52:56

summer me as a spot where it's with

52:58

the to see the sights the middle months

53:00

of the guys let's let's the plants or

53:02

animals I pull. My lawyer can do it

53:04

as your the arm while you're. A lawyer

53:06

is not going and how your life

53:08

want to go upstairs and live ones

53:10

use the dawn all or life when

53:13

sake of all blondes are hand of

53:15

like well it's my total saw. Use

53:17

it when I want laws like arms

53:19

we gotta figure this out. Six okay

53:21

kid is art. I'm sick of some

53:23

water s so she goes outside. And

53:25

out there a source in his. In

53:28

his Legend of Zelda Sir and

53:30

it looks so stupid movie My

53:32

Cat the fascism in this scene

53:34

is saw Larry's both of them

53:37

as a dog as as like

53:39

jumping up on today's that knows

53:41

Tops Tops Hippies, Graham, whatever were

53:43

unaware what you are to stop

53:45

jumping on me Ill disgusting. Sell

53:49

her back on guys when dogs are doing that.

53:51

I know that that's bad manners for a dog.

53:54

You just need to say hi, pat it on

53:56

the head, and go about your day before they

53:58

want. So it's like. Wow. she's

54:00

like isn't about homewares, links, hacking Man

54:02

Ska G Bad The fucking Dog I'm

54:04

ahead. Okay, so sorts as I have

54:06

is a movie like he told him

54:09

he'd still like someone I know. they

54:11

do you want is old enough. To

54:14

like anything you want to talk about. And

54:18

his or her nose. you turn your daughter. She's

54:21

like. So I'm like trying

54:23

on the source sounds and walking.

54:25

In. The washing my room to pounce

54:28

pair of my bad for them

54:30

trying on swords about than walking

54:32

a mile in your pants. I'm

54:34

walking. Of fathomless mile.

54:38

And your voice the other word

54:40

Vote the word from today Pam

54:42

have been invaded my privacy. The

54:44

can be Nevada leader Bob another

54:46

man dump inundated road. Support.

54:48

Us all movies than it last this of laugh because

54:50

I both know they're being fuckers to each other. Rope

54:53

I literally have not seen her smile like this me

54:55

as that's when I was like oh my god. They're.

54:57

Meant to not be together forever. So

55:00

so. So what

55:02

you wanna talk about? Ah Max if she's

55:04

like okay well maybe I was us in

55:06

like a socket mentality has he been like

55:08

do me dirty for like years and years

55:11

and she says you know he didn't respect

55:13

me. So. I'm Ivan. Get a foot get

55:15

going. to give it a thought. I was gonna do what I

55:17

want. Any Supplements is

55:19

literally my best friends. and You Fawkes masks

55:21

and then you roasted mean oblivion for one

55:23

kids as she was barely in the front

55:26

groups. so it was that. A wedding that

55:28

you were technically not invited to and I

55:30

knew they were watching me from a restaurants.

55:32

Why? made out with her in front of

55:34

the entire cast and crew? Flights are hundred

55:36

and fifty people to So embarrassed to piss

55:39

you off because I'm sides in Really like

55:41

it's somewhat. Big deal. Because

55:43

it's a little said. So. Katie

55:45

his leg because I asked you to

55:47

do one thing and you can your

55:49

Isp even respect one simple wish to

55:51

stay Francisco. I know, I know, I

55:53

know. Just like dow, such a flimsy

55:55

argument you know and stars such a

55:57

real and still do. I do. What

56:00

matters to like okay was this is

56:02

why we got divorced. Has everything I

56:04

felt was like of the so flimsy

56:06

to you don't. Boy

56:09

and sweet! Oh. So.

56:11

He's I got. You know, we

56:13

hadn't in an agreement and I

56:15

felt betrayed by status. Had this

56:17

era of moral superiority? It's C.

56:20

C. Fucked up on out there. So. It's.

56:23

Hard to really really hard. To

56:27

say that has his well yes, I mean

56:29

if tedious. Coming from this place of like

56:31

oh my god is the most harmful thing

56:33

you could do it up to it's even

56:35

pretend it to even hook up with anybody

56:37

in the premier it once he knows he

56:39

never hooked up with Rachel. And.

56:41

See me about the biggest the on the world so

56:43

see for cove impacts his best friends mouth he did

56:45

at first so he did a for for dad didn't

56:47

he by were hurt our eyes oh it's no big

56:50

deal i'm i totally didn't do it or to see

56:52

i see new it's gonna hurt his feelings the mouth

56:54

why she did it's and more fucking power to earth

56:56

but him. Being like oh wow, Suman

56:58

against one of her own moral. Sayings:

57:01

That so fuck am I guess. Yeah.

57:04

No! Ah, I fully support Katie

57:07

during us because he. Did.

57:10

He did render that agreement null and

57:12

void and she has a right so

57:14

you know it. Why am I making?

57:16

Why am I trying to be friends

57:18

with this person? Or why am I

57:20

trying to expect anything or have these

57:22

like arrangements with him when he's on.

57:24

You never, ever ever cared are respected

57:26

any of my wishes. So fuck it,

57:28

I'm horny. Max has a penis. Not

57:30

so much a face, but a penis.

57:32

So let's do the math. some fun.

57:36

Cuts you lost: footage of Sema taking

57:38

our of Katie taking max his phone

57:41

and sharing his location was seen as

57:43

sick as as as. The

57:45

most romantic, the biggest rather com of the year.

57:48

So she's like at Max's the one

57:50

fuck up that I have than you're

57:52

so lucky Sources I voted he has

57:54

a fuck up to ah Feels good

57:56

to finally say that's. And.

58:00

Like I've been really talking affable and

58:02

accepting of you are letting things go

58:04

For Have Davies except for were ma'am

58:06

were daily I said that's what everybody

58:08

calls Katie. Affable and accepting. Gotta been

58:11

I once I've heard a mine million

58:13

times are now. I've really let things

58:15

like roll off my back like the

58:17

time you wouldn't. You. Use

58:20

at the scene in first class i'm

58:22

starting toes or are they get my

58:24

walls of tax late at night Really?

58:26

So how to lie and moon? wicked

58:28

like water off a duck's fallible. Adam

58:31

was back. From

58:34

for on the Me: Okay now in that

58:36

as a thing, I think we starve friends

58:38

who saw fresh now stop something into each

58:41

other's pass that I'm not delving into the

58:43

past. Tom Cable can we be friends? Like

58:45

go to dinner Slick know that the stars

58:47

kind to giggling and select? No, I don't

58:50

want to cook dinner and want to see

58:52

the make better choices. Like. At

58:54

least with clothing of stuff like

58:56

that litter here this is a

58:58

specific skills. As it. Was

59:01

all. That the

59:03

Us is. By what do you even wearing a suit?

59:05

I look cool. This is like. Mega

59:08

was a painted onto it's. A

59:10

t shirt, If. You're.

59:13

This isn't surveys to scary, just sitting of

59:15

our answer I'm sorry. And then

59:17

they smile and at each other in

59:20

this way it would reflect on it's

59:22

on like Donkey Kong of i'm saying

59:24

their backyard. So now Brock is inside

59:26

A with the girls an Ariana is

59:28

still talking about an and see like

59:30

so am said she wanted to work

59:32

for me. Well I mean I. Guess.

59:35

What the attempted got. A

59:37

murderer was listening. To

59:39

had an hour here? Is it? Just

59:42

when he thought, just when you thought

59:44

I was. Getting. Bullied

59:46

for Ramps was bad. Now he's actually been

59:48

elevated to attempt a dog murderer. It's not

59:51

a murderer. The point is this the by

59:53

the sounds of all you said like and

59:55

just be so happy that are only getting

59:57

direct over the coals for rants and not

59:59

dog murder case that's that's the refer one

1:00:01

no pun intended ruff. So even though he

1:00:04

has been dragged over the coals for dogs

1:00:06

murder I know what I'm saying that he

1:00:08

is like oh man I'm getting dragged on

1:00:10

the gold for rant. It's like just you

1:00:12

wait. Dog murdering is coming up next. Yeah,

1:00:14

you should have been grateful Back to Bills

1:00:17

Ramps. A grateful that it was as simple

1:00:19

as rants. So. He hears and he

1:00:21

like he does like is read stare we

1:00:23

like palin and like doing his victim like

1:00:25

I could cry or rage in a mall

1:00:27

made me. And so

1:00:29

Brock's like they attempted dog murder and

1:00:31

he goes yes, he's referring to me

1:00:33

brow and in a bump into the

1:00:35

kitchen without rams that I ran for.

1:00:39

Your see less food out his you

1:00:41

went into my room with a door

1:00:43

closes. Do Not ever parking do that

1:00:45

I get. Okay, so apparently

1:00:47

on Amps podcast Cs and up

1:00:49

a podcast about assistance or something

1:00:52

so memorably on her podcasts, he

1:00:54

said that the air conditioner guy

1:00:56

came over to fix the A

1:00:58

C and so they put Tom

1:01:00

put. They left the door open.

1:01:03

For. That could air conditioner guy had begun to

1:01:05

her room or something. so they left the door

1:01:07

open and the dog snuck in there. so when

1:01:09

they closed the door again the dog got stuck

1:01:11

in the ramps up. A couple questions. Why

1:01:14

is it so bad to put the dog in your

1:01:16

room? Might when I leave I put my dog in

1:01:18

the laundry room because. I

1:01:20

feel like you feel kind of save with kind of

1:01:22

like craving your dog like it's not bad for them

1:01:24

to be locked in a real on. I understand this

1:01:27

whole like. Do a lot

1:01:29

by dog. My dog couldn't get out of

1:01:31

the room on it was in your room

1:01:33

I don't understand. Most know. It

1:01:35

sounds like a but it wasn't done with intentionality.

1:01:37

I think maybe that's the difference as one thing.

1:01:39

If you're like okay Bueller, I'm going to go

1:01:42

like here's where you know you go into your

1:01:44

safe space by. I think it's like the thoughtless

1:01:46

thing of like oh the dog was just like

1:01:48

locked away somewhere and like not being thought of

1:01:50

else and about doesn't does something so I'm imagining

1:01:52

that was the trigger points. I.

1:01:55

Don't know if I have a roommate and I have a dog. Or.

1:01:58

If if I if I normally. The I'm

1:02:00

were and someone comes over they put the

1:02:02

dog in my room. I wouldn't think it's

1:02:04

really that big of a deal from an

1:02:07

adult. An honor to me I am.

1:02:09

I imagine what it is a I'm opposites

1:02:11

How much more than a dog right like

1:02:13

this is? This. Is the dog as

1:02:15

as an avatar for so many frustrations but

1:02:17

I imagine where the where the real anger

1:02:20

is as like you didn't like he just

1:02:22

left a dog in there that the room

1:02:24

was not. Make. This is not

1:02:26

a safe room for the dog at the

1:02:28

moment I hate knew I had garbage him

1:02:30

hit her active garbage and you weren't even

1:02:32

thinking as even think live, where is the

1:02:34

dog maybe the dogs and be in that

1:02:36

room, Maybe the darkness be walked wherever you

1:02:38

never take care of this goddamn dog in

1:02:41

the first place. Why are you doing as

1:02:43

I age wage wage You. I

1:02:45

that's probably what. What's not about the Naga

1:02:47

mean? I think you're I think there's we

1:02:49

rise mad about the dog being in her

1:02:51

room as smart about does meet skewers inside

1:02:54

about that as if like here's another disaster

1:02:56

without the ball at the hat at the

1:02:58

hell. Not nothing but anyone but himself. I

1:03:00

think that's what it is, right and game.

1:03:02

So com as associates like you wind up

1:03:04

a itself says at that moment she tells

1:03:06

us he er he Not only that my

1:03:08

in my room he locked her in there

1:03:10

for. What does

1:03:12

not have a possible thumbs? It's not

1:03:15

like the got off of the of

1:03:17

different dog the dog Mila a closed

1:03:19

door is closed door. He knew him

1:03:21

as I said I was. he was

1:03:24

trapped in there see a takeout containers

1:03:26

with chicken fat takes on unaware of

1:03:28

whether or not she was about to

1:03:30

lose her life trapped. In

1:03:33

amount of close the map bedroom see

1:03:35

eight would ever see. The.

1:03:38

Second set, Taste us from a Night

1:03:40

Stand Next year. Brie Larson stars in

1:03:42

the feature films. Realizes

1:03:45

they realize the trapped in a room. Saturdays.

1:03:49

At that it is but dangerous at day.

1:03:54

So and then that carelessness given

1:03:56

what see is now ingested could

1:03:58

have ended. Life so

1:04:00

sad of a like duel and you have

1:04:03

an empty the letter about for your that

1:04:05

until years and then I guess is they

1:04:07

were having to litter box by right now

1:04:09

a salary by doesn't produces or on already

1:04:11

on the side to their lights. Wait one

1:04:13

second we'll set it in there it is

1:04:16

footage of Ariana clearing up the litter box

1:04:18

like se poor producers. A wet

1:04:20

wet emotional trauma. They went through the

1:04:22

season where the guys we need to

1:04:24

get footage of Ariana cleaning up and

1:04:26

city litter box cousin Nothing is happening

1:04:28

The season Please. You

1:04:30

know that there are like i don't know if you need

1:04:32

to do that the to get that but as i no

1:04:34

trust me. This. Kitty litter footage. There will

1:04:37

be a time. There will be a place you don't

1:04:39

know when it's gonna happen, but it will be called

1:04:41

upon as like up at a. Depth.

1:04:44

Or perhaps. The. Seems like I literally

1:04:46

emptied the litter box and you're out of town. A

1:04:48

Wiki thousand two hundred com the that come at me

1:04:50

about a litter box and you almost killed my dog.

1:04:53

Do Not go in my room

1:04:55

old only say space. I have

1:04:57

it at home cause you. As

1:05:01

a club like Ariana like because obviously she

1:05:03

has like mouth talked to send the ball.

1:05:05

And all this time and she has lots of

1:05:07

raids still pads up to. Don't forget, this is

1:05:09

probably only like two months after that reunion. Or

1:05:12

three actually node the arena was a

1:05:14

March so it's I still like fresh

1:05:16

just talked so now it's all the

1:05:18

memories and of i was in March

1:05:20

the reunion ways but the runway with

1:05:22

the reunion and march know yeah that.

1:05:26

Melded oh man that's why was so incredibly

1:05:28

rude like only eight and of all day

1:05:30

but it for if they filmed winners you

1:05:32

know at the in the spring. just not

1:05:35

bad early and will think it was right.

1:05:37

after that it was oh no you know

1:05:39

when I'm speaking like I know but maybe

1:05:41

was filmed on March twenty third. No.

1:05:44

Way he was filmed. That sounds to the

1:05:46

and weeks I got that that's why they

1:05:48

were being, That's why they were all going

1:05:50

nuts. So avenue I'm not trying to see

1:05:52

how I argue like what the fuck do

1:05:54

I know I'm says argued the death over

1:05:56

it was on and I'm I'm not trying

1:05:58

to be and or a on upheld after

1:06:00

the you know like it at even though

1:06:02

keen to see people think I'm on team

1:06:04

it meets your arm but I am trying

1:06:06

to say like she's clearly the rage is.

1:06:09

Now. Just pouring out and of I

1:06:11

actually thought it was really funny hit

1:06:13

sees it sets up sand on the

1:06:15

hall like it's like not a nice

1:06:17

way to conduct yourself but of I

1:06:19

just thought it was funny he says

1:06:21

I saw the thought of with every

1:06:23

time to rest of this episode he

1:06:26

spent the zoo every day diseases yells

1:06:28

at him at it and he just

1:06:30

like and slinks away and I was

1:06:32

cracking up. I'm Anna Maria Miller is

1:06:34

no less but I thought it was

1:06:36

hilarious. It's so funny how. Everybody's

1:06:38

acting like she's completely gone off the rails.

1:06:41

And I mean everybody on the cast when

1:06:43

they were all like this at the reunion

1:06:45

all like this, they were all doing this

1:06:47

like literally a month ago you know, or

1:06:50

whatever, whatever it was and they're acting like

1:06:52

oh my God accomplishes acting crazy, sees a

1:06:54

person's the actually involved in it, None of

1:06:57

them ended, didn't act, arrested them and they

1:06:59

were still like out there you arguably the

1:07:01

cats especially Lalime James who are now like

1:07:03

oh my god you know and I policy

1:07:06

costly like the My Thoughts: get Over it

1:07:08

socrates. Yeah and also I think that

1:07:10

the people watching it sue or like like

1:07:12

oh my god like senior to like relax.

1:07:15

she's the calm down that sucks. So meantime

1:07:17

you like trying to grope because people now

1:07:19

are like this happen so long ago. But

1:07:21

the truth is this still know if this

1:07:23

is so that's how the thick of it.

1:07:25

This was like three or four months after

1:07:28

it is had to be two months after

1:07:30

that region in air does have to be

1:07:32

around August rights so like that. So like.

1:07:35

In the thick of scans of also emotions are

1:07:37

still super high in this group is i think

1:07:39

that like for us as i'm feeling like excessive

1:07:41

but it's. Of I feel like

1:07:44

a fan of the audience is. You.

1:07:46

Know you're honest. So with Tom. So

1:07:48

obviously you think you're gonna get everybody

1:07:50

else to stop filming with Tom. Amounts

1:07:52

like your revenge because it's a reunion

1:07:55

derelict. Fuck Tom. Were. all completely

1:07:57

see marianna mostly because they they want to

1:07:59

get cancelled if you were, as

1:08:02

you said, anything against Ariana at that time,

1:08:04

you were screwed. So I

1:08:06

think they were automatically on her side, but they're

1:08:08

also on the side of doing a show and

1:08:10

you have to show up and do your show.

1:08:12

And so I think she's like, these people are

1:08:14

supposed to all be canceling him, but obviously nothing

1:08:16

happened this season and the producers came to her

1:08:18

and were like, listen, you guys have to shoot

1:08:20

together. We're not paying you the most out of

1:08:22

everybody on this show, which I don't know if

1:08:24

they are not, I'm assuming, but

1:08:26

we're not putting another season into this show

1:08:28

where everybody's coming back to see the

1:08:30

fallout of Skandoval and you guys don't shoot. That's

1:08:33

insane. You have to fucking show up to parties

1:08:35

and you have to shoot. So now they're coming

1:08:37

and she's losing it because she's like, why the

1:08:39

fuck should I have to shoot with him? Well,

1:08:41

because you're on a TV show and that's it.

1:08:44

But no one said she has to be

1:08:46

some polite little, some polite

1:08:48

little anything girl who's not going to say anything. She

1:08:50

still has the right to say, fuck you. And

1:08:52

that's what we're getting. Yeah. Cause she

1:08:55

like fucking hates this guy. She's like hates this

1:08:57

guy and I think she's a hundred percent entitled

1:08:59

to her hate. And you

1:09:01

know, then she just

1:09:03

like bites his head off and

1:09:05

I just think it's great. So

1:09:08

she's like, oh my God, she's

1:09:10

taking a pretty big jump from

1:09:12

accident to dog murder. Maya's okay.

1:09:15

There's no dead dog in a situation. Hello. I

1:09:18

just tried to save the day with a ranch. This

1:09:20

is ridiculous, man. So

1:09:23

I don't think any of this is hilarious. Honestly, I

1:09:25

hate it. I hate watching people scream. I hate couples

1:09:27

watching. I, like I said at the opening of the

1:09:29

recap, I don't like when you're together and I don't

1:09:31

like when you're apart. I don't like couple fighting and

1:09:33

that's all this is. And to me, it's just like

1:09:36

listening to unimportant fights about stupid things that I don't

1:09:38

care about. Like if I was sitting there, I would

1:09:40

have hated it because I also don't like when couples fight. But

1:09:42

from watching on TV and watching Sandoval do

1:09:44

a whole season of like, woe is me

1:09:46

and like doing fake therapy and, you know,

1:09:48

making himself to be the victim and like,

1:09:50

oh, what was I supposed to do, man?

1:09:52

All this stuff to finally have someone just like

1:09:55

yell at him. I was okay with it. Yeah,

1:09:57

but the thing that's bugging me about it is I know she's a

1:09:59

bitch. She's playing right into his hands in a way

1:10:02

because he's purposely like then he comes out and

1:10:04

he's like, well, why don't you respond to an

1:10:06

email? Because she's going off. She's still

1:10:08

in the middle of going off sick and second

1:10:10

of all and second of all. And he's like,

1:10:12

mind you respond to an email then she got

1:10:14

second of all I said because

1:10:17

he's playing right into her hands because now

1:10:19

she looks like she's like she's being a

1:10:22

total asshole. And now he's a big victim

1:10:24

and I see how it's playing out online

1:10:26

and I see that he's winning. I see

1:10:28

that his stupid, immature game plan

1:10:30

is totally working and it's

1:10:33

making me crazy. Well, it's

1:10:35

frustrating because you see like

1:10:38

in the court of public opinion the things that

1:10:40

she should be doing to still remain like

1:10:42

the queen. But

1:10:44

it's frustrating to see that like

1:10:48

you said, she is sort of

1:10:50

playing into a narrative where she is the unhinged

1:10:52

one and he's just like the sweet one who's

1:10:54

just like flawed. And but

1:10:57

I also hate that people it's so obvious

1:10:59

that that's like like it's

1:11:01

so I hate that people just can

1:11:03

see that that narrative is there but still then also buy

1:11:06

into it and that bothers me. But

1:11:08

in terms of just like pure entertainment of having someone

1:11:10

on my TV screaming at Tom Sandoval. I

1:11:13

loved it. So outside hippy hears

1:11:15

all this and is crying, you know, not enough

1:11:17

to not jump all over somebody if they come

1:11:19

out there because you know his ass well. And

1:11:22

then Katie is like like like like like finding

1:11:24

out like you've like made out with like Sheena.

1:11:26

That's like like, oh god, she's gonna try and

1:11:28

make this happen. But it's

1:11:30

interrupted because I hear the screaming and yelling. And

1:11:33

so that's kind of put to a

1:11:35

stop. So then back inside Ariana is

1:11:38

still yelling. Do not respond to me.

1:11:40

My email, my lawyer will be responding

1:11:42

to your email. Do not speak to me.

1:11:44

Do not speak to me. Well,

1:11:47

he's unprofessional. It's been like over like

1:11:49

two months, man. Ariana

1:11:52

is like he is so professional and he

1:11:54

is going to write you a very well

1:11:56

talked out response. Do not speak to me.

1:12:00

So he was like, yeah, for like two

1:12:02

months, it better be professional. He's like, why

1:12:04

are you talking to me? You left the

1:12:06

fucking back door open the other night. One

1:12:08

more example of your carelessness and your callousness

1:12:10

about what was my dream house for my

1:12:12

children. So get the fuck away from me.

1:12:14

Don't ever look me in the eye again,

1:12:17

you piece of shit. Yeah.

1:12:21

So, let's see. So

1:12:24

they go inside, now Schwartz and Katie

1:12:26

come inside. And Ariana is

1:12:28

talking about how this cost her

1:12:30

$6,000. And

1:12:33

she had to have it extrapolated

1:12:35

from my stomach. And Lala's

1:12:37

like, well, should he have gone into

1:12:39

her room? No. But the

1:12:41

dog eating all his disgusting meat on skewers

1:12:43

on the side of her bed, that's Ariana's

1:12:45

fault. I mean, throwing trash away. Like,

1:12:48

didn't you do a trash bag commercial? So. You

1:12:52

may not have to agree with everything Lala says, but

1:12:56

perhaps it was funny. Didn't you

1:12:58

do a glad bag commercial, bitch? Get

1:13:00

glass, okay? Yeah, I

1:13:02

think it's a really strong point.

1:13:05

Like, don't leave your takeout. Don't

1:13:07

leave your takeout out. So

1:13:10

then Schwartz calls up Santa

1:13:12

Ball and he's like, dude,

1:13:15

that was heated. He's like, yeah, she called me

1:13:17

a dog murderer. I mean, like the air conditioners

1:13:19

messed up. I had to go into the room,

1:13:21

like meet her and close the door and she

1:13:24

ate stuff, like whatever. It's like, yeah, that's what

1:13:26

dogs do. Like

1:13:28

the time that dog ate 500 laxatives. Who

1:13:30

has 500 laxatives? Where'd all those laxatives

1:13:32

come? That's a crazy amount of laxatives. That

1:13:35

is somebody who's planning on pooping diarially

1:13:41

for many times a day for a

1:13:43

long time. Okay, it's the person who

1:13:45

plans to poop for a very, very long,

1:13:47

long time. Explosively is what I meant.

1:13:49

587 laxatives. 500

1:13:56

laxatives coming out of

1:13:58

my bite. These sorts sis

1:14:06

Schwartz is like, well, this is supposed to be a

1:14:08

lowkey trial and to see if you guys can coexist

1:14:10

and he's like, You have a see that

1:14:12

rage? That's what I dealt with our

1:14:15

entire relationship. That terrifying raid. Hold on,

1:14:17

bro. I've been traumatized. It's

1:14:21

like so unfair, like every time I have just

1:14:24

leave a door wide open to our house and

1:14:26

we're not there. Every time I leave out 500

1:14:28

laxes pills or

1:14:30

like every time I like cheat, she

1:14:32

just is so rageful. It's like so

1:14:34

fucked up, man. Any G

1:14:37

monogram anymore. I got it. So

1:14:40

now Ariana is yelling inside. She's so pissed, you

1:14:43

know, and she's finally just yelling at the

1:14:45

whole cast in production. Basically, she's like, fuck you

1:14:47

guys, you know, like I'm not supposed to yell

1:14:49

at him, but you keep putting me in these

1:14:52

fucking situations basically. So she's like, this is

1:14:54

why I don't talk to him. He put my

1:14:56

in my room after I shut the door and

1:14:58

I have something on my knife and and then

1:15:00

he shut the door and make sure he's

1:15:02

not in there, which I do every single time.

1:15:07

That was meant for mosquitoes

1:15:09

and flies only. What

1:15:11

were the ants supposed to eat? Poor

1:15:16

starving Conkerosis. You have ever

1:15:18

seen a line of ants walk up to

1:15:21

their food source and it's just gone. Devastation.

1:15:25

Why don't we be what are we supposed to be

1:15:27

impressed that they're carrying in a long line? They're

1:15:31

a society that you just ruined. So

1:15:34

Lala's like, well, you're going to have to have a

1:15:36

productive conversation with him sort of like me with rants.

1:15:39

You know, one thing that I went through in my

1:15:41

trauma in, you know, I do have a storyline about

1:15:43

cheating as well. If anyone wants to talk about it,

1:15:45

I can elaborate some more. And once and

1:15:47

once. She's

1:15:50

like, I'm not having a productive conversation

1:15:52

with a sociopath, a disgusting narcissist, gas

1:15:55

lighter, piece of shit fucking person. Yeah,

1:15:57

But then you're going to call home

1:15:59

tonight. It's it's gonna be to to review by.

1:16:01

Could you going to do them? To. like

1:16:03

I'm in a sept part of his ass.

1:16:05

okay you know what's thirty on as i

1:16:07

know if kb you guys as be lighting

1:16:09

everybody on fire. I. Know since I

1:16:12

am saying Ariana like this is heartbreaking. You

1:16:14

have thought processes, emotions and move on your

1:16:16

life like you have to physically move somewhere

1:16:18

so I can try to with your location.

1:16:21

For. His I hope feather start people on

1:16:23

fire together. they're in her to your

1:16:25

first so scene of a concept as

1:16:27

far and then it just rolls her

1:16:29

eyes. I'm glad Dana's back to gallery

1:16:31

really means the support of that. Yeah.

1:16:38

Know. I you know she's a

1:16:40

stand comic. So Ariana as large

1:16:43

as I am now I'm mad

1:16:45

at you again by association swords.

1:16:47

Ah I love that Ariana is

1:16:49

now and and and zhu zhu

1:16:51

secret a lot about as who

1:16:53

by okay they get outta here

1:16:56

then by him and see like

1:16:58

this it's it's a foot get

1:17:00

a sleeves russo the sorts of

1:17:02

like okay then by katy call

1:17:04

me can we call. A

1:17:07

bit of start cracking up. I roka is

1:17:09

that I really hope that backseat of Sakara

1:17:11

around as wearing a turban because he's really

1:17:13

stepping into her life. For. Her like

1:17:15

theater turban moment right now like she's

1:17:18

like she's got the attitude Here is

1:17:20

now on Broadway also needs that turban.

1:17:22

And so the complete. Mercy.

1:17:24

Of having her Sally Field and sub this

1:17:26

moments. Yeah, so the next day of a

1:17:28

song of at that many a my wrist

1:17:30

and of Money a Motorist and of Money

1:17:32

on my wrist. Congrats on your new Apple

1:17:34

Wants bro. Like move it the fuck a

1:17:36

long. Are we really writing songs about Apple

1:17:39

watches now. So. Arcadia

1:17:41

sitting in our town since his legs.

1:17:45

Are we going to seen as does

1:17:47

say are resisting like cigar Das texting

1:17:49

Ariana purpose of this with both of

1:17:51

us so them are amps attack in

1:17:53

open warns on the ground. This is

1:17:55

odd. Bait. while they

1:17:58

need a new food source for Guys,

1:18:00

new plan. We're going vegetarian. No

1:18:02

more Saturday. Now it's time for citrus.

1:18:06

We were talking on Below Deck about how

1:18:08

they were using so many odes to

1:18:10

HBO shows. And this one

1:18:12

is continuing it with the True Blood opening. Wasn't

1:18:14

it the True Blood opening where they just kept

1:18:16

showing things decaying and dying and showing like bugs

1:18:19

eating all the fruit or

1:18:21

I've never seen True Blood? It

1:18:23

wasn't six feet under. It

1:18:26

wasn't six feet under with its funeral

1:18:28

home motif. Okay,

1:18:31

so I feel like I got

1:18:33

that wrong, but you know what, too late. So, you know.

1:18:35

You're with Mr. Belvedere. That's

1:18:38

the best. Wasn't it one day at a time?

1:18:40

I have to move to only things decomposing, please.

1:18:44

It's the only way I'll do this show. Also, I'd

1:18:46

love to wear a card again the entire time. It's

1:18:48

like, no, it's just like the

1:18:50

FX reboot of Mr. Belvedere where it's

1:18:52

like really adult. It's like, streaks on

1:18:55

the China. Now, but I'm

1:18:57

not a good boy. Mr. Belvedere is like standing in the

1:18:59

hallway while the family eats, just masturbating while he watches them.

1:19:02

It's called Shadow. He's like

1:19:04

masturbating and crying and

1:19:06

then like doing heroin upstairs and they're like,

1:19:08

for your consideration, for comedy. Belvedere.

1:19:14

So, Lala is doing a shaker weight thing and

1:19:16

that stupid song, Money on My Wrist is still

1:19:18

playing. Oh, and we see Sandoval taking out the

1:19:20

trash, which I guess is supposed to be some

1:19:22

moral point for him. I mean, they're really working

1:19:24

hard on this show. Like, look who knows how

1:19:26

to take out the trash. Sandoval. Brock

1:19:32

is feeding Summer and he's

1:19:34

like, guess what me and Mommy

1:19:36

are doing tonight? No, say work,

1:19:38

say work, say work. Heaven's on.

1:19:41

Yeah. You also have a

1:19:43

good time, don't you Summer? Cause we love you

1:19:45

and we want you to have a good time

1:19:47

with your new friends. So now just here comes nighttime

1:19:49

and he puts the big hat over Summer, so she's

1:19:52

quiet. Did you hear

1:19:54

that Brock, the rumor that Brock is

1:19:56

cheating with some Australian, some Australian,

1:20:00

The alien influencer that was a rumor online

1:20:02

that he will not hear that the he

1:20:04

was doing the Ems are Cynthia trading a

1:20:06

sexy the Ems at the Snap did I

1:20:08

researched this I did not deny know about

1:20:10

this cause I read about it in the

1:20:12

comments of crappy ourselves as are about as

1:20:14

a brilliant and a defamation if men of

1:20:16

back I'm assuming that of it's true because

1:20:18

we would have heard by now but I

1:20:20

am. Today that

1:20:22

I just I voted out there on the platform

1:20:24

and the I just felt like email people are

1:20:26

talking about it, we have to say. I.

1:20:29

Wouldn't be surprised if Rock was cheating but I've

1:20:31

always thought his committee my big worry with the

1:20:33

he was going to being Mala who lives next

1:20:35

door to them and Palm Desert or wherever they

1:20:37

are Palm Springs yeah. Ah,

1:20:39

I'm so basically.

1:20:43

She knows like i'm really bomb that like

1:20:45

abby as a more available flight the like

1:20:47

a bit bizarre and proc like air was

1:20:49

difficult but wants to find some real article

1:20:51

the basis of hate. Going back to the

1:20:53

drawing board said what drawing board. With.

1:20:56

Literacy Willis of we literally never

1:20:58

ask anyone or if it personally

1:21:00

that to draw though insane. And

1:21:03

the cultural on where I come from. we

1:21:05

don't draw with crayons, we steaks mean it.

1:21:07

It. With it to

1:21:10

be six, six into wallaby

1:21:12

to. And. Impressive. Tells

1:21:15

us again that before a covert

1:21:17

he was like i totally successful

1:21:19

businessman so I may being a

1:21:21

max that guy's Mm on. The.

1:21:24

Seen as like to june by Tom

1:21:26

to the speed stay am sick of

1:21:28

we meet an invite him okay after

1:21:30

last night's is everyone's invited Any seek

1:21:32

an angel that see should be go

1:21:34

to places to be that triggered you

1:21:36

need to fix it. One also was

1:21:38

not okay like to just wipe your

1:21:41

spouse I mean listen I believe in

1:21:43

people having the opportunity to change and

1:21:45

grow. Maybe. It's too

1:21:47

soon to throw stones as I'm saying. Well

1:21:49

I'm sure as if like I mean like I'm

1:21:51

assuming that they had like no interaction hard like

1:21:53

I'd like. if I can only like hack into

1:21:56

during cam I can really get to the bottom

1:21:58

of us. He's

1:22:00

home. He found money. I'm

1:22:04

doing the emo remix of the Ring Cam Jingle. So

1:22:16

I love that this whole time he's

1:22:18

doing makeup on summer. It's so cute. I know.

1:22:21

So he goes, well, who's the one yelling? It was

1:22:23

Ariana. And she goes, yeah, but it's because of him.

1:22:25

And he goes, what did he do? Walk past her. And she's the

1:22:27

one who adult was talking about. She's like, oh my God. Do you

1:22:30

want me to explain it to you? Or do you want to cut

1:22:32

it off? Oh, hold on. Clock lines.

1:22:35

Do you understand how sometimes you get heated

1:22:38

really quick? Like really quick? So who the

1:22:40

fuck are you to judge Ariana for getting

1:22:42

heated at someone she hates who put her

1:22:44

dog in the hospital because the dog ate

1:22:46

her leftover garbage that she had sitting on

1:22:48

her nightstand for four days? Well,

1:22:51

she should do it for her own sanity because it's

1:22:54

not like she's got to give him

1:22:56

a pardon or anything. She's like, you know what? Like

1:22:59

what Santa did was the best thing to

1:23:01

ever happen to Ariana. I mean, it's about

1:23:03

so much wealth and so much prosperity and

1:23:05

opportunity to rely. But if I say that

1:23:07

she's going to cut me out. I

1:23:09

love only people on this show would be like,

1:23:12

that is the luckiest girl of all time.

1:23:14

Lala is like, that girl really got cheated

1:23:16

on in the best way possible. Lucky

1:23:19

girl. So now

1:23:21

we go back to Tom and Ariana's and

1:23:23

Ariana is like opening a dress box and

1:23:26

they're just like, um, oh, so

1:23:29

this lady, her inter designer comes over

1:23:31

because remember they are inventoring what Ariana

1:23:33

paid for and everything. So

1:23:36

they start going through all this stuff and it

1:23:38

turns out that like Ariana has paid for a

1:23:40

lot of the furniture and she's like, oh, Santa

1:23:43

ball thought that he could just like make this offer and

1:23:45

I was just going to leave and leave all the furniture

1:23:47

I paid for at home. But no, I'm

1:23:49

going to find out every single piece and how much I

1:23:51

paid for it. So there's no loopholes where he can fuck me over.

1:23:55

So They start going through everything and

1:23:57

then we see memories that are attached to each piece

1:23:59

of. Furniture like down getting a haircut

1:24:01

Tom the first time he ever read

1:24:04

about of Philips Hue Bulb. you know.

1:24:09

Tom. Ah, Ah,

1:24:11

Treadmill So they basically of x go through

1:24:13

all the stuff and it's like sugar right?

1:24:15

an email her, her lawyers basic and a

1:24:18

riot like about add it all up and

1:24:20

sent an email to sound of All and

1:24:22

as they counteroffer. Please.

1:24:24

Don't kill my vibe right now. Please

1:24:26

don't kill my vibe right now. If

1:24:29

you're not gonna have fun to get

1:24:31

out songs, Sir James and Brock are

1:24:33

carrying things on the be those big

1:24:35

tent things and putting those up and

1:24:37

ah I'm on Tadese. Everybody starts coming

1:24:39

in L and sources like oh my

1:24:41

God ready to get it out Know

1:24:43

seen a sets, ready to get a

1:24:45

drink, thrown in your face rides and

1:24:47

then we see a flashback to the

1:24:49

last time they were on the beach

1:24:51

and getting in the fight about. See,

1:24:53

this is better than. Retailer. Ah,

1:24:57

This is going to be like peace day

1:24:59

or a damn sad like nothing could possibly

1:25:01

go wrong to bury. So alabama he is

1:25:03

like is he gonna com as sound of

1:25:05

all com ng and aren't Ariana like a

1:25:07

pretty sure when I was getting will leave

1:25:10

yet this stripy crochet thing in the dryer

1:25:12

Katie would you do the honors? Up

1:25:17

there it is destroyed. The thing

1:25:19

in the dryer woken up. The

1:25:21

be drawn never sat well. Subway

1:25:23

me money guys wearing of crusades

1:25:25

Ariana like dead. Man walking dead,

1:25:27

man walking up and god

1:25:29

murdering at all. She

1:25:32

set up like a little barrier of

1:25:34

skewers around the ten like good luck

1:25:36

getting n. So

1:25:39

they are like and there and er

1:25:41

Als talking about she loves bitten sauce.

1:25:43

Just snap is that are they eating

1:25:45

sandwiches? I don't remember. By. Months

1:25:47

So them I'm. A. Sand

1:25:50

evolves like nice Medway as dude cent

1:25:52

of all wearing with that toy necklace

1:25:54

still like this is trying to harry

1:25:56

Styles so bad. Sisters of James I

1:25:58

had apparently works on. Harry Styles. Can

1:26:00

we just be honest, gay? He kind of

1:26:02

made it popular so it kind of works

1:26:04

on ham. The received a stomp on Bravo

1:26:06

please. I mean with next the butterfly wings

1:26:08

on your fucking Just like the guy below

1:26:11

deck. Bad account with you guys. Are

1:26:13

everyone to are the rules are can draw

1:26:15

the line and the sad a little it

1:26:17

is You laugh did you last laugh? I'll

1:26:19

it's okay I guess what disorder Sandoval saw

1:26:21

it at? This is every other thought. Everyone

1:26:24

says own sides. Are. My

1:26:26

God oh sir I guess I write

1:26:28

source and seen as I write seen

1:26:30

out as C H M I Rite

1:26:32

Swartz S C W So I sometimes

1:26:34

get them confused or in the same

1:26:36

scene sorry says who a vaccine I

1:26:39

thought you something to have another but

1:26:41

you don't be surprised Far are pretty

1:26:43

sad. Song I

1:26:45

was out the other night and i met

1:26:47

this girl like puts on singles events in

1:26:49

L A S like and sources like oh

1:26:52

yeah I signed up for this attack during

1:26:54

to a single the bench stuff so. Funny

1:26:56

added by the isn't that the funniest thing you've ever

1:26:58

heard of your life alley ballet. On. It

1:27:00

and I'm Katie with you. Yeah,

1:27:03

be mighty to single smite. I mean

1:27:05

this on this is not masks to

1:27:07

that already happened ironically a think that

1:27:09

brought us closer together right? Katie shift

1:27:11

toward. Comfort

1:27:14

the same kiddies as know. We.

1:27:17

Are Not pretend I'm Katie with you.

1:27:20

Yeah, be mighty to single smite. I

1:27:22

mean this on this is not masks

1:27:24

to that already happened ironically a think

1:27:26

that brought us closer together right? Katie

1:27:28

shift toward. Comfort

1:27:31

the same kiddies as know. We.

1:27:34

Are Not the same says you were

1:27:36

getting at the entire time we were

1:27:38

to gather up on like. From a

1:27:40

statistical standpoint, I was pretty faithful. I

1:27:42

mean, twelve years, your city, by. There's

1:27:45

a year. Stuff like almost eighty

1:27:47

minutes like nothing like we know

1:27:49

as as like I. I

1:27:52

I cheated on you as we

1:27:54

assess what nothing. And.

1:27:57

She's like a. pet

1:27:59

to thirteen So Sandoval, did

1:28:01

you know that Sheena and Schwartz kissed

1:28:03

in Vegas? What do you think of that?

1:28:06

He goes, uh, yeah, I didn't know about that.

1:28:08

And then we see a clip of Schwartz telling

1:28:10

Lala, Yeah, apparently I told Tom because he was

1:28:12

riffing on it the other day, you know, really

1:28:14

bringing it up a lot, laughing about it, you

1:28:16

know how he is. These

1:28:19

two, it's always, they've always got each other's backs.

1:28:21

So Katie's like, wow, you guys really did keep

1:28:23

a secret. Yeah, like I literally forgot about it.

1:28:25

Like I like burned it because like literally every

1:28:28

guy in this group has to be like, oh, flutter

1:28:30

with me at some point and John Mayer too. God, oh,

1:28:32

did I say that part out loud? Whoops, my body's a

1:28:34

wonderland. Whoops, did I say that again? Oh my God, here's

1:28:36

a clipping of John, of

1:28:38

John Mayer back in those days. Oh my God,

1:28:40

I'm going wild. Okay. Even you Sandoval, even you

1:28:43

flutter with me. Other

1:28:45

headlines I've read is that John Mayer denies

1:28:47

ever being with Sheena and is getting annoyed

1:28:49

that she keeps trying to get to me.

1:28:51

Guys, John Mayer's like, the only person John

1:28:54

Mayer hasn't fucked. Uh, apparently like

1:28:56

that's gotta be embarrassing when John Mayer is

1:28:58

like, you know what? I've literally fucked half

1:29:00

this population. I fucked more people than McDonald's

1:29:03

has served burgers too, but I

1:29:05

don't claim that one. So

1:29:07

I think actually she dodged a bullet. So

1:29:10

Sandoval is like, it's more like

1:29:12

I was the recipient of Florina's

1:29:14

Sheena and Brock's like, oh,

1:29:16

isn't that what you told Raquel when you saw that

1:29:18

whole thing? Oh God. So

1:29:22

like, dude, stop, that's just such a low

1:29:24

hanging fruit. And

1:29:26

Ariana's like, um, could you have this

1:29:29

conversation not in front of me? Cause

1:29:31

it's fucking disgusting. Yeah,

1:29:34

let's do that. Let's do that. It's like, well,

1:29:36

yeah, let's do that. It's, it's fucking on you.

1:29:38

It's on you. And he's like, I was saying

1:29:40

it's bringing, I didn't even bring it up Ariana.

1:29:43

Yeah. But the only reason it's disgusting is cause

1:29:45

you made it disgusting. So go have it somewhere

1:29:47

else. So

1:29:50

she was like, okay guys, let's have a breather. It's going to

1:29:52

be a good day. It's going to be a really good day.

1:29:56

Brock's like, drool that line again. Brock,

1:29:58

stop with your fucking message. Jesus,

1:30:00

how much are they paying Brock for this

1:30:02

season? Brock, you're the one

1:30:04

who blurred that line. So

1:30:07

Katie's like, Sandoval, I heard Anne's out of

1:30:09

a job. She's like, no, I didn't fire

1:30:11

her. I just like, well,

1:30:13

I just like told her to take a couple days

1:30:15

off. That's it. And never to

1:30:18

come back. That's all, but not fired. Well,

1:30:20

if she's not there to mediate between the two of you

1:30:23

who does that for you, she's like, well, I haven't had

1:30:25

to cross that bridge. But who's

1:30:27

looking after Maya? And she's like,

1:30:29

well, it's not like Anne's Maya's sitter or anything.

1:30:32

Yeah, but like, do you feel like she's

1:30:35

safe right now? She's like, yeah, she's safe.

1:30:38

So Schwartz's, I mean, Schwartz's

1:30:40

like, well, you guys are both dogs and cat

1:30:42

parents. That's pretty cool. You guys want to talk?

1:30:44

You guys want to talk about that? Come on.

1:30:46

And I was like, no, I am the parent

1:30:49

because they're mine, but he is not. So

1:30:52

Sandoval's like, no, that's not true. She was, yeah,

1:30:54

I paid the adoption fee, so I bought her.

1:30:56

And he's like... So James is

1:30:59

like, you're going to fight, bro. You're going to fight.

1:31:01

And then I was like, yeah, because she paid the

1:31:03

adoption fee. That's like so sadge

1:31:05

of her. Oh, it's like

1:31:07

the one bill that Ariana paid. And

1:31:12

so Ariana is like, she's mine. I'm the only

1:31:14

one who's ever taken her for a walk, the

1:31:16

only one that's ever given her a bath so

1:31:18

you can suck my dick. So

1:31:21

Sandoval's like, well, according to your rules, Ariana,

1:31:23

since you found her and did the paperwork,

1:31:26

my people found the house and my people did

1:31:28

the lawn. She's

1:31:30

like, I mean, her money paid for the house.

1:31:32

You fucking twit. This guy's such an idiot. So

1:31:35

she's like, do not speak to me. Literally stop.

1:31:37

Literally do not. Do not literally. Literally

1:31:40

stop speaking. Literally stop it. Literally. Anything I

1:31:42

do or say is triggering for her. I

1:31:44

had this like delusional idea that would be

1:31:46

even more civil than Tom and Katie. I'm

1:31:48

like, what part of you cheating on your

1:31:51

girlfriend with her best friend would ever make

1:31:53

you think it would lead to a more

1:31:55

civil situation, especially when you claim that she

1:31:57

is rageful every time you open up a.

1:32:00

can of mustard or something like that Where

1:32:03

you guys going for a piss cuz Tom's

1:32:05

going off to be all sad You know,

1:32:07

I'm gonna like stare I'm gonna like stare

1:32:09

while the wind blows through my crochet top

1:32:11

and I'm gonna do this While

1:32:15

I come over things to blog about in my journal

1:32:19

So Lala and other Logan show up and

1:32:21

she's like hi everyone. How's it doing? How's everyone going

1:32:23

and Ariana's like well, he's trying to say all this

1:32:26

shit about me And this is why I will not

1:32:28

be doing this again, but you guys keep doing keep

1:32:30

trying to do this I was like

1:32:32

what this is already already. We're like

1:32:34

I'm like only five minutes late So

1:32:37

Ariana saying I keep just

1:32:39

sitting there talking shit and he ruined my

1:32:42

entire life literally and do me

1:32:44

a favor Keep me away from him and

1:32:46

Brock's like we have and he's over there with his

1:32:48

tail between his legs all summer And

1:32:50

she's like, you know, it's not between his legs because

1:32:52

he's talking shit Yeah, but he's talking

1:32:54

shit with his voice because his tail is

1:32:56

between his legs and he can't talk with

1:32:59

that. She's like, well Whatever.

1:33:01

He's like, yeah also tails

1:33:03

don't talk Where's

1:33:06

this fight? We're going to which is funny because when

1:33:08

you talk a lot some say you're telling a tale

1:33:10

Oh Dispelled

1:33:12

differently it's crazy. I know That's

1:33:17

all take a moment just to think about it for a second

1:33:20

Listen let's turn this into a toy factory. Anybody

1:33:22

got some water to pour over this end It's

1:33:29

not quite as good with seeing but it'll do so She's

1:33:33

like he's really comfortable talking shit and none of

1:33:35

you guys put him in check and it's really

1:33:37

disrespectful And James is like I'm not saying she

1:33:39

needs to forgive and forget but I think it'd

1:33:41

be better to release this anger She'll be more

1:33:44

at peace with herself. We'll just have a lot

1:33:46

of ice cream and weed and so She's

1:33:49

just like you guys have to step up and be

1:33:51

men and be like bro shut the fuck up So

1:33:54

Yeah, he's such a misogynist. He Needs men to

1:33:56

tell him to shut up because he only respects

1:33:58

men and. Interface set up and take

1:34:01

it because you're the one of the wrong here.

1:34:03

Well, When. You must not going

1:34:05

to happen. I get I get the alleged crime

1:34:07

of the stand up for you but I think

1:34:09

that I think they you have every union and

1:34:11

like. A. Quarter of this season and I

1:34:13

think there's a grace period where they're just all

1:34:15

like now. Yeah. Miss over

1:34:17

by Parker. Life itself must must do

1:34:19

something. Come on. Brought. Sites

1:34:22

your veggies not taking it. I last

1:34:24

he's over the about been and a

1:34:26

very demonstrated way and lol of like

1:34:28

he's in defense melts. Okay so anything

1:34:30

you say with an ersatz he's gonna

1:34:32

react to six. On.

1:34:34

Iran is like I don't care Tomba, shut

1:34:37

the fuck up And mama, I don't need

1:34:39

to to play Devil's Advocate. Okay of the

1:34:41

Devil has enough Advocate here as a movie

1:34:43

called the Devil's Advocate okay and molars like

1:34:46

and on. the complaint with the Devil's Advocate

1:34:48

The Sec. Yep, well he is the Devil

1:34:50

in jumping. It's Advocates. I'm

1:34:53

I understand ski with being of to

1:34:55

produce but dislike the most devastating breakups

1:34:57

and at what point do you choose

1:34:59

inner peace because he didn't win? Look

1:35:02

at his lights you wounds. So.

1:35:06

This I think is the whole point

1:35:08

right where seems like he's never going to

1:35:10

be sorry, remorseful and you guys keep

1:35:12

saving it down my throat. And will you

1:35:14

think community who say wow best be

1:35:16

say ever Like when I have to sit

1:35:19

here like a waitress job to me like

1:35:21

what do you expect Yeah that is

1:35:23

the point She is clearly like seats Clearly

1:35:25

I think that like see this as

1:35:27

such a up a she is still so

1:35:30

deeply hurt by the situation and I

1:35:32

think she's trying to play the reality show

1:35:34

game of Life. Whatever, I will shops the saw

1:35:36

because like these are my friends and I want to

1:35:38

fuck up my job and my money because of this

1:35:40

Deuce bags but I don't think see it seems like

1:35:43

not ready to do this. I think that she knew

1:35:45

that like a breather. I think she should take a

1:35:47

season off and news to heal and like than she

1:35:49

does and back to be fabulous. One

1:35:51

on things you can't Well, I don't think so.

1:35:53

Come back anyway, right? Warfare? Hosting? That.

1:35:56

Law. by other so love is blind love island or

1:35:59

when i love as I've been blind on

1:36:01

islands. Well, Love Island, the host does

1:36:03

not actually do that much. It's

1:36:05

not like you're on there every episode. I think that

1:36:07

what happens is you fly out there, you'll

1:36:10

be there for a day, that you fly back. I

1:36:14

think they can work that out with the schedule. I

1:36:16

just think that the truth

1:36:18

is, like you were saying before, that one

1:36:21

of the reasons why the audience is frustrated

1:36:23

is because ultimately there's a show to shoot

1:36:25

and people need to participate

1:36:28

in scenes. That

1:36:30

is true and you need to do that. She's

1:36:33

clearly not, this is

1:36:35

not working for her, rightfully

1:36:37

so. She is forced to have

1:36:39

to be nice and to share time and space

1:36:41

with someone who hurt her on such a

1:36:43

deep level. I wouldn't want to do

1:36:45

that. I would be furious. I

1:36:48

think that she just needs to have

1:36:50

some healing time and then she can come back. I

1:36:53

wish she'd just left this season and then

1:36:55

come back a season later as like, Danana,

1:36:59

the return of Ariana. You

1:37:04

see the ankles coming out of the car

1:37:06

very slowly. She

1:37:09

had to be there this season because she was

1:37:11

so white hot when the reunion ended. Bravo was

1:37:13

like, I'm sure you have to come back. She

1:37:16

also probably was like, why should I leave my

1:37:19

gig because of his fuck up? Yeah, that too. Why am

1:37:21

I going to give up this huge bag of money because

1:37:24

of that fuck? Now that she has other bags

1:37:26

of money, I say, take it

1:37:28

easy. This is still a

1:37:30

big bag of money. I don't

1:37:32

care how many bags of money you have. This has got to

1:37:34

be a pretty big bag. It's

1:37:37

not up to her to necessarily leave but if you

1:37:39

are going to stay for the money, you're not just

1:37:41

giving that money for fucking free, you've got to shoot

1:37:43

a show. She is shooting it. She's

1:37:46

not shooting it the way everybody wants her to,

1:37:48

I'm sure. She is still showing up

1:37:50

and shooting it. I'm

1:37:52

falling into the trap that I just said people are

1:37:55

falling into, which is like, also, let's not forget that

1:37:57

this was a year

1:37:59

ago. basically like 9-10

1:38:01

months ago and maybe now

1:38:03

for the next season she's in a new place

1:38:05

where she could actually she can shoot scenes with

1:38:07

him and like be part of

1:38:09

this ensemble in a way that's not like forcing

1:38:12

people to take sides so who knows. Yeah

1:38:14

time will tell everybody. Time

1:38:17

will tell. We

1:38:19

are going to be back with the valley with

1:38:21

a tremendous episode of the valley if you ask

1:38:23