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basically there's of Gala and they're going to
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go to it and they've got a seating
2:53
chart and amateur and so they're simple castles
2:55
going around like separate up to different tables
2:58
because of Qatar, Kirsten. Yes,
3:00
and. They so
3:02
the guy their friends are as I
3:04
think it's Jared right suriname Jared it
3:07
got some salsa save device and so
3:09
now he has a charity and share
3:11
it tells people off to this is
3:13
how he talks. If I wanna hear
3:16
about it on me tell you what
3:18
Kristin Day at Spike I and can't
3:20
wait to see more. Jared Spitzer It
3:23
started a charity in Los Angeles of
3:25
all places called be the Mats. Now
3:27
we get our at it He. Started
3:30
it weren't so. I'm.
3:33
Into is it says
3:35
fair. Regardless, A Good
3:37
way. I became aware of the Be the
3:39
Mass Organization and the Gala Seltzer. My best
3:41
friend Jared oh and now I don't think
3:43
he starred in it. I think is to
3:45
throwing a party for us is is weird
3:47
to have a a gala an hour called
3:49
Be the Match. Be careful you literally can't
3:51
even smoke at the bottom of the hell
3:53
them that we are all gonna die. You
3:56
do that a sides of your direction and
3:58
stay away from face like you can. There's
4:00
just not in the hills or anywhere near
4:02
as. A. Some
4:05
of they get very confused and between
4:07
all these charities on these shows they're
4:10
gonna donate to something called the the
4:12
Homeless. But not the toothless.
4:14
If it's it's it's it's so
4:16
yeah. So year? Yeah. So he
4:18
does this organization. They're going to
4:20
a dollar for it and they
4:22
have to figure out. You know,
4:24
That does. A planner is like move
4:27
of two table. But the big concern
4:29
I'm a bit as Geraghty was saying
4:31
as saying like I've got some crazy
4:34
tests from from Christian and I'm gonna
4:36
get you nowhere. Prison may have known
4:38
Jared longer. Butter knife gun unbelievably close
4:41
over the last couple years. The last
4:43
thing I want for will allow is
4:45
any drama to ruin this. Nice. I'm
4:48
like I'm sure Jared would love drama
4:50
at is about I know if I
4:52
ever listen. We gave love it like.
4:55
Up a bomb opposing it's hardy of and
4:57
there better be some drama on the side
4:59
that I can watch from afar and be
5:01
like what happened to me Everything. Oh my
5:03
god that really happened. That's great. Yeah, never
5:05
forget it does Wanna because he's like okay
5:07
We're going to talk about seeding it to
5:10
charity and let me tell you, walk as
5:12
Christian is start some shit is better not
5:14
do that. My Charity Five will tell you
5:16
once. the novelty caress You know what? You
5:18
know what this is about Kidneys. This is
5:20
about kidneys. Kristin, it's not about you. Okay
5:22
is about people's needing a leper. Okay, That's.
5:25
Why I brought this to Sue: Camps
5:27
know not kidney beans and actual top
5:30
liver. Kristin. Sorry,
5:32
I'm sorry robots are temporary
5:34
of them have data will
5:36
data like yeah I suspect
5:38
she's so like the Lulu
5:40
and is or to. Jason's.
5:43
Like. To. Lulu? Alexa, what
5:45
is the Lulu? Delusional.
5:48
You is get. how are you a lawyer? So
5:52
now we go over to occur cause
5:54
apartments and out derisive there's someone else
5:56
me in a D. M. why we
5:58
call her cause we're not. There
6:00
bro they said why are you calling
6:02
or kaka We're not calling or Kaka
6:04
has because one time they went to
6:06
Mexico and Chris and walked out on
6:08
the balcony of her room a went
6:10
oh it's a bird ah like proud
6:12
to the birth of Elliott Have never
6:14
gotten over it. I was like one
6:16
of the funniest person I've ever see
6:18
have it was assessed slower rate slows
6:20
our current on my onlookers Bertha Five.
6:25
Oh if if if if
6:27
if if if if if
6:29
about revised him. Serves
6:31
as a Governor Woods whenever Dallas Morrow
6:33
go through all my down the might
6:35
do Not versus Hundred Yards events and
6:38
I were that want to jars event
6:40
before Christmas English as a whole bunch
6:42
of like the Hulk happens in her
6:44
or methods and nine digits users that
6:46
just that say songs are and set
6:49
it. Yeah, Susan or may not know
6:51
what I'm going to work tomorrow or my body,
6:53
but I do know what they're going to be.
6:55
barks on my feet, And
6:57
Costco. Can we
6:59
let the Berkenstocks just like was? at
7:01
least pretend we care about Jared Kids?
7:03
Me? you know. I mean, Yeah,
7:06
such as they are probably sitting on a
7:08
table with the people that relies on me.
7:10
Earth has Danny and I've read Jackson for
7:12
at so we like them again. Now maybe
7:14
Zoc, sonos or external Janice not going to
7:16
is like now to go over like taken
7:18
to decide who gets is aware. but it's
7:20
not really that important to me as long
7:23
as I'm supporting Geraghty know where? A table
7:25
with people who mass our kind of energy's
7:27
soon? Other words, a table of people who
7:29
just people out there. chess. Pieces
7:32
like his ass and I were finally able to
7:35
make up after Coppery. Okay, now you're
7:37
all going to say Capri. I
7:39
don't think you all can say Capri. Pants
7:42
manly. The guy who claims to go there
7:44
to meet billionaires can say it has his
7:46
do cms to like. It makes sense in
7:48
his for a family so recipe please don't
7:50
do it again. Or maybe that's how they
7:53
said mentally. bet you know we don't come
7:55
back some France and can have. To
7:59
be ferreted. Take in about three
8:01
years of stop calling a cat
8:03
be so she's like polio of
8:05
we both realized of her just
8:08
pawns in just started manipulation game
8:10
because China really loves the shit
8:12
talking. The planting of seeds, the
8:14
lighting, the lighting. Seeds on fire.
8:17
Fire seeds. forest fires down the
8:19
hill. everyone's on fire. Criticism: Birds
8:21
of a job at. So
8:24
you will be donated to the maps. Ssssss
8:27
your several looks like okay that's
8:29
ever gonna go organ ago. But.
8:31
I am looks like I am leaving for
8:34
clues is our apartments. Oh yeah right I
8:36
will stay in a separate you know what?
8:38
The here's what I feel like and everybody
8:40
wanted you to farm and I from Kristin
8:42
I mean so okay maybe slipped up, it
8:44
betrays interest but you didn't make up this.
8:46
Meredith okay miss not fair. Few apps taken
8:49
aunts and let me tell you what's gonna
8:51
happen the next time someone calls you I'm
8:53
going to be right here on the phone
8:55
listening with this here for like I am
8:57
to every single call. I can guarantee you
8:59
that Spam likely mother fucker. you better be.
9:01
Ready for me to walk off?
9:03
Kind of. This is so that
9:06
so that no on his arm
9:08
wealthy enough to access. Own a
9:10
sword to fall onto, step to fall into a nice
9:12
and said for tuition wants to find the know if.
9:17
Maybe someday. Sword. Or
9:20
I notice nice. Maybe I need more help
9:22
from the along mail or for a bow?
9:24
Yeah, you better you better watch out Sport.
9:27
Has earned him at all. So
9:29
for some fire from another starting this
9:31
whole thing I get sick of I
9:33
think that's drawn. It is taking advantage
9:35
of the fact that none of us
9:37
are gonna talk or was is pregnant
9:40
while thought that I will attack you
9:42
while you're pregnant bitch Social Brady real
9:44
larger is going to be projects over
9:46
with the but literally what did dammit
9:48
Bill I think Sam it did exactly
9:50
what all of us have done and
9:52
I mean. Both sides
9:54
of the political spectrum be given. And
9:56
like you pointed out earlier, republicans do
9:58
this to democrat. The all the time
10:01
or it's like oh really well. Guess who
10:03
doesn't care about the welfare of the children?
10:06
And Ronnie he's probably a groomer because he
10:08
is a liberal you know ice we've all
10:10
debate in our way back. Everybody who is
10:13
a real liberal an ally has been like
10:15
oh my god did you hear this person
10:17
is a Republicans as some races balls him
10:19
out want to hang out with them on
10:22
for ever was than it like both sides
10:24
have done it so I don't understand why
10:26
Christians trying to make this like Sam it
10:28
sits there and she comes up with ways
10:30
to comes up with ways to tears apart
10:33
or that a lot of i don't think
10:35
manipulation. I don't think that that
10:37
has anything to do with you know people
10:39
on on political factions. I think it's with
10:42
has to do with the fact that like
10:44
Janet said this thing and then it became
10:46
like blew up into something and then she
10:48
walks away as doesn't have any heat on
10:50
her an in muscles like in a new
10:52
everything's fine we're fine whereas christened sick all
10:55
the heat so as like fuck that she's
10:57
the one who started this gossip and I'm
10:59
the ones getting and one of get my
11:01
head but not for it when Janet the
11:03
one who started blabbing in the first blaze
11:06
not fair. At All. So with
11:08
Lucas like nor the drama, ignore
11:10
the people that you want
11:12
here. You are pretty much
11:14
while the department will quickly. I'm leaving.
11:17
That was so fun. Okay but you
11:19
know what like The whole purpose of
11:21
this is like is not to have
11:23
a conversation. You know until you know
11:25
about anything else is exactly what on?
11:28
come on fighters stay on. Message you
11:30
can do has such a therapy twice.
11:32
I'd rather be twice this week just
11:34
over this group of people. Managers,
11:37
you know how to tell me twice Me
11:39
because I'm ready to get out of this
11:42
awful city whenever your oh okay okay, it's
11:44
of the city's faults. Yeah, He's
11:46
out. Can we just go back to
11:48
a place where it's okay to accuse
11:50
somebody of trying to burn down? You
11:52
know, a Oh Sees office? For
11:55
Christ's sake, really see had a common.
12:00
Written by a moderator today Birch if
12:02
a guy now. I'm leaving.
12:04
So then now the guys Through the
12:06
guys and they have to pack up
12:08
their babies to go to a fair.
12:10
You're just saying yesterday about like the
12:13
prevalence of carnival games etc. hum his
12:15
shows lately and here they are going
12:17
to the Ventura County Fair. have rope
12:19
the says like three for three. Last
12:21
week was it the skee ball place
12:23
via don't like skee ball place. The
12:25
week before was the county fair party
12:28
and mean mm they went to the
12:30
to bit circus was at the same
12:32
episode I'm talking about splitting. Literally every
12:34
episode as a circus. Yeah,
12:36
that's at this point as has gotta
12:38
be on purpose. So then yeah it's
12:41
three men in the babies so they
12:43
go to the fair and armed are
12:45
all talking about how has this is
12:48
my Mclaughlin even paying me these days?
12:50
Guys: Vr Visual spatial thing I love
12:52
that is guys are like. Really
12:55
so awful. And then they're like sox that
12:57
no one wants have sex with them. Know
13:01
they just take themselves out the equation
13:03
so they're driving actually doesn't. Assets of
13:05
her has remained. Britain is like the
13:07
one that's kind of like going against
13:09
the. The. Stereotype of them with
13:12
the men complaining about their wives. You
13:14
know, britain is. I won't even buying
13:16
me about the tommy waiver that became
13:18
it. Like what Wow goats takes
13:20
about the I am as I am for
13:22
what was supposed to help him. He
13:26
our arm and mummy promise you this
13:28
Jax is getting it somewhere and gagged.
13:30
Yes, Zack's as much damage as be
13:32
celibate for two years so I'm you
13:34
know, like we said, I'm never going
13:36
on about Am doing on his Am
13:38
vi his during around eight pm runs
13:40
for Sir. So ah
13:42
so they're driving and a minivan and
13:44
Jack it's so while was has the
13:46
with the other night I saw and
13:48
and is like yeah was awesome. Beautiful
13:50
foods was amazing no drama was just
13:52
you know what's the right word to.
13:54
Describe. It. As
13:57
again, if we don't speak zombie. Don't
14:00
pick somebody any. So. They're
14:02
just Gaza being Amtrak's of course the hero
14:04
of everything. But you know me Christian or
14:06
like so close guy so close Me Chris
14:09
in is Oliver to death but like I
14:11
cinerama seventy percent interest in. you know I
14:13
mean it's like oh bless his heart protecting
14:15
Chris him but also like protecting like neighborhoods
14:18
from Kristen procreating new enemy of Slick doing
14:20
all I can do elegant as. I
14:23
guess that's the theme of the second
14:25
people at the has implied. Yeah well
14:27
ah she says he saw i she's
14:29
like worked on herself so much during
14:31
therapy job at like us on our
14:33
salah like nice we don't like was
14:35
a therapist because that person needs to
14:37
be for hired as much as if.
14:41
Serves as to the hey Isabel I
14:43
just saw signed message gotta put your
14:45
shoes and socks on if you wanted
14:47
got of affairs that see his mother
14:49
fucker Missy again. The
14:52
now they're they're going into the the
14:54
going to the fair though I walk
14:56
run through unfair thanks fruitless growth of
14:58
pick something up like dope sit object
15:00
What's not are no no no no
15:03
no no no Stop picking up the
15:05
metaphor of your mother and eyes relationship.
15:07
Stop that. Resume
15:11
Alley Start talking about therapy and that's just
15:14
his I got there we saw it's okay
15:16
because like the lab coat is like don't
15:18
touch her, don't make comments about her ass
15:20
because he says she was like uncomfortable when
15:23
I said Aussie was. Just
15:25
such as like giving our compliments which is
15:27
such a man thing to do that what
15:29
are complemented us had a really high the
15:31
decency to say thank you. Who
15:34
gets mad at being called
15:36
said it's astonishing compliment. Of
15:39
laughter. Faith slapped her ass when
15:41
Jesus Christ, he can even communicate with
15:43
waitresses anymore. With,
15:46
I'm dealing with just the opposite. Onto it.
15:48
and now because I think it's safe to
15:50
say that the romantic spark is is not
15:52
there right now and I will take the
15:54
blame. Yeah, that that's part fizzles. Just not
15:56
fair to either one of us messing up
15:58
my wife's Users album. In who loves
16:01
her and isn't going to am
16:03
Pm quite so much as I
16:05
ever see? Not I'm saying. The.
16:07
So again is like guys Guys
16:09
I know you probably heard this
16:12
before by are like Harry Terms
16:14
and a com and Mcconaughey as
16:16
he gets like you did or
16:18
and flat guys Guys hey. Answer
16:22
me this real me this batman ya
16:24
her to love languages and look what
16:26
the fuck man who began love languages
16:28
as you god and know how to
16:30
communicate with your woman's Now this is
16:32
what I do with mine. This is
16:34
was he does dear the most so
16:37
I speak in. Yes, I
16:39
wherever you mean am and where does happy
16:41
as pie or prize happy? I mean they're
16:43
smiled and France put together those are called
16:46
circles would say them front of my wife's
16:48
of mud pie talk she does like the
16:50
or yes those last a battle. Am
16:54
repressing my inner rage right now?
16:56
perhaps? And my deeply unhappy? I
16:58
don't know have my eyes turned
17:01
into black little orbs because I
17:03
have so many unspoken things on
17:05
my mind. Quite possibly
17:07
that I love languages there were there were going
17:09
out well for me. Three
17:12
and or two. Three and or
17:15
ah was was at the him
17:17
from a local mall. Three. But
17:19
Matthew Mcconaughey does cause you know
17:22
that daddy does that in the
17:24
bathroom all the time. For the
17:27
a lot. Of
17:31
to the thing just is a gap Michelle used
17:33
to show for my house where in the trench
17:35
coats and then seed bugs had like. Lemmings higher
17:37
up in like pour hot wax over a martini.
17:39
we get a candle lit my own house without
17:41
are being like it doesn't smell right states as
17:44
a smell of. The
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Who Just Goes? Life. Changes man
17:50
to scout. Figure it out Status with a i
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don't know what to do That one There you
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go to provide. Reasonable Netflix. That's
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a lot of information to
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18:01
fair gas suits shut make it I
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tire up and pour hot. sit on
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their cell. Ah. Modern
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Award those days go. Suggesting
18:11
that doesn't want like to change Our society
18:13
says i almost sixty three to four times
18:15
a day. all day everyday Who him outside?
18:17
How do we do it as month? I
18:20
really do it as months as every fucking
18:22
three or four times Today at the A
18:24
Mps this is one. this is like when
18:26
he was like oh my god to go
18:28
to the gym five times. Thanks Has Cancer
18:30
Corner the gym? Yeah, I'll bet you can't.
18:34
So now we go to Christian Luke on date
18:36
night and so they're walking up Robertson and the
18:38
walk right by sir which is kind of funny
18:40
to the first like us are of course in
18:43
the like with that's not the show and they
18:45
walk by and person says like or i were
18:47
to go to restaurant not this one. hold on
18:49
one second somebody. Who
18:52
cares for? Keep walking. Console
18:54
me her job you if you
18:56
still worked or your syrup saw
18:58
so. And. Yeah
19:01
I think that is funny that Kristin
19:03
lives in the valley bet she's going
19:05
to dinner that next to sir to
19:07
get that attempts at it. So Sally
19:09
field going to the mall to get
19:11
recognised just and suggest so that survey
19:13
they get there and they make a
19:15
toast to are making babies and person's
19:17
life always a book tickets to go
19:20
see your brother and looks like guy
19:22
like yeah we can do that and
19:24
back. You know if we
19:26
should go to the tickets were diagnosed I'm
19:28
leaving, I'm outta here I'm new to.you that
19:30
literally every room that were and can I
19:32
take your order? Yes I will have a
19:35
do bar because I'm something I year. Felt
19:39
better. Has a good appetizer honey. I
19:43
just so have. You. Know I want
19:45
to spend some time in Colorado in the fall
19:47
before to far too cold or call and Luke
19:49
Space is saying the like his whole life everything
19:51
is built up have been in Colorado has he
19:54
does own like some the acres out there are
19:56
some thing and is I can't we just had
19:58
a better circle out there and. Lot of
20:00
people if they're like true.earth good people
20:02
like that's what they are. Split as
20:04
is, not alleles, not all dish bags.
20:07
The media only like ninety percent. So
20:09
now I'm like, okay, I'm.
20:11
Sorry to pick up. Why the guys? I'll
20:13
hit those guy cause he says he is
20:15
actually a dick. For. Yeah,
20:17
I don't get great luke vibes. I
20:20
said that. Episode one on a like
20:22
him I think is got weird anger
20:24
issues. Ah, I'm. I'm like him.
20:26
I suppose. like. Er, hang out
20:29
with Christian so you can pretty much
20:31
guarantee of not a good one. You
20:33
know what it's like sir, you have
20:35
his your wagon to or a horse
20:37
has been well documented to be pretty
20:39
unstable and you've now gone into the
20:42
barnyard with all these animals and like
20:44
you can't judge the city based on
20:46
these clowns or hang out with right
20:48
now and all I go. Yeah I
20:50
don't believe him because he's one of
20:52
those people who just as a want
20:54
to be looked down for being an
20:57
alley person. So they say. How much
20:59
they hate L A all the time?
21:01
Yet he moved there and he does
21:03
a podcast and who's dating who was
21:05
at the time and X reality star
21:07
during a podcast and now he's warmed
21:09
his way onto her reality. So so
21:11
yeah. I don't really believe that you
21:14
don't want anything to do with Ally
21:16
you wouldn't fuck and beating reality person
21:18
do. just wouldn't. Also like. If.
21:20
You loved Colorado so much. Why didn't you
21:22
just stay in Colorado and date someone they
21:24
are save. Like. Kristin
21:27
if you want to date me you have
21:29
to move out he I'm not going to
21:31
allow but you can't like pretend we went
21:33
our way and like I love it here
21:35
and then be like know I started college
21:37
administrators cancer. Yeah and so
21:40
she's like our me, my friends can
21:42
talk about me Lugovoi Been together for
21:44
fifteen minutes boss and they've been a
21:46
law marriage is Bob loss for like
21:49
they're like threatened by really hot giant
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penis or I could sit thirty two
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others like why does thirty two years
21:55
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21:58
your penis and as he does. They're
22:00
like sumi thing with her head. Sega
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22:11
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24:56
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24:58
romantic date for a move and I'm.
25:01
Luke. And preserve a protectorate may I
25:03
got ya? So oh cause he's go
25:05
I'm sorry he's going to be doing
25:07
before the thumb of very tricky the
25:09
sexes. he's going to be helping to
25:11
of lucas asana to help set up
25:13
of but I rose petals and everything.
25:15
so damn he is. Damien
25:18
Brunner to be doing that so that we go back
25:20
to puzzlement. And Lucas
25:22
talking about how. You
25:25
know like when you know having
25:27
a family and everything like wondering
25:29
like where's the best landing spot
25:31
and prisons or so years martin
25:33
California's like very important to me
25:35
like I can't leave California or
25:37
have like so much not and
25:39
obligations over here that like I
25:41
just can't. Have families are
25:44
Christian You'll you'll be fine. You're going to
25:46
Montana. You can wear Burke's There Who are
25:48
Meme is not like you're going to
25:50
a Landry. Have to change your shoes. You
25:54
your fit in more in Montana maybe? And
25:56
she says that she's not really married to
25:58
L. A. Hi,
26:00
who's got back on Tv? sounds like
26:02
this? If it's fitzpatrick, that's what is
26:04
really saying. Re are pretty much as
26:06
a long conversation for him to pretend
26:09
he doesn't wanna be on Tv while
26:11
he's on Tv Sucking on this Us.
26:13
So then we go to ah I'm
26:15
Brittany meeting Danny to set of the
26:17
romantic massage ny that they. Are
26:20
who? who? So Danny they I'd I
26:22
peed myself a little bit guys because
26:24
instead of that dog be in Maine
26:26
jail as a killer would have been
26:28
better name. almost got. Killed by
26:31
dogs said map and
26:33
I phone my was
26:35
our mouths die. I.
26:38
Have some a massage or. I
26:41
think it's generally generally speaking. I
26:43
think it's like very, very funny
26:46
when people name their path. Very
26:48
like. Ordinary human names
26:50
like I once met a dog
26:52
named Bob. Was
26:55
like hilarious to me. There once was
26:57
a show on Cbs about like is
26:59
called the Great Great American Dog and
27:01
are some like that and there is
27:03
a dog named Andrew. Act like it's
27:06
just like very funny. But that being
27:08
said. Who names their
27:10
German Shepherd Jill? Jill.
27:16
Jill, I'm rather cracking up. I'm also
27:18
thinking like as like most people who
27:20
vote. More. Fun names for
27:22
their dogs and Jill as nothing against the
27:25
Jill that we all know and love. Nothing
27:27
and skills are. and but why did you
27:29
naming a German Shepherd Jill? Me I alla
27:31
you know it's a good human name like
27:33
little his muddled Ruth. Now microsoft
27:36
other for of of love that
27:38
oh my god I would totally
27:40
ma'am a dog various or hundred
27:42
for said abdul is just a
27:44
just cracks me up until. Now
27:46
jail since like my basic of
27:48
odd big Metairie dog, very basic.
27:50
bad for them. Brittany that on.
27:52
So able to make a party
27:54
for loot and creepy. You. Have
27:57
to. Worry tomorrow.
28:00
Hurry. When you attack
28:02
on our life, Not really.
28:04
No blue moon. But
28:08
by division poison something romantic. Boomers
28:10
what a list Breath and truth
28:12
doesn't lose weight. And now I'm
28:14
said noticeable jail for romantic smokers
28:16
die. Prog Rock
28:18
Rock Rock Rock Auto Limoges Do
28:20
you been Tried Know Luke Luke
28:23
of Blue Ribbon. Technically
28:27
you're doing it so of
28:29
yeah, pretty fitting, you know?
28:31
So back his soul mate. Now
28:33
they're talking about ah, how damn
28:35
he made a good point about
28:37
you know, a premarital counseling or
28:40
and you know we've None of
28:42
us really understand what it's like.
28:45
The money. in the time he goes into
28:47
raising a baby we should talk about it.
28:49
was some a professional, you know, the hopefully
28:51
some a professional who doesn't live in our
28:53
homes paying a whole lot. Still Montana professional.
28:56
Okay now wants them to be able to
28:58
use a rope on a pig. Yeah,
29:02
well you know, ah that that.
29:04
How about like. Yeah
29:06
what about the source topic was for more
29:09
my big on Nov the biggest one worth
29:11
a you know so that is not something
29:13
that I ever worry about like a group
29:15
or California in Los Angeles in the valleys
29:17
specifically with our group of people. Snow takes
29:19
a village or in our or takes on
29:22
a bunch of Harvey's and you know what?
29:24
Has. Intuit. Meal. So
29:26
than people are, drive to the to
29:28
the Gala and Britney Jackson's Amateur all
29:30
together in one car and Bam! This
29:32
is where they're like, wait a minute,
29:34
How much money gems Like Jason? How
29:36
much money do I get to spend?
29:39
For. The kidneys and he says like twenty
29:41
five hundred index is like yeah Britney
29:44
we need to talk about I mean
29:46
people don't really meet their kidneys Who?
29:48
I don't think this kind of the
29:50
police like gonna like your gallbladder or
29:52
you're here who needs a smile on
29:54
went know really all people need is
29:56
a mouth and nose. Sometimes I even
29:58
a mouse of Brianna. The deck is
30:00
it a big trials while otherwise we're spending five
30:02
dollars and as a break. Nice a cool way
30:05
to me. Who. uses
30:08
yeah he's bessie like bomb the artist
30:10
as to go school now and am
30:12
pm those those bills like both copies
30:14
on paper themselves a whole lot ten
30:16
dollar budget and the your stack groupon
30:18
stealthily but the table or next the
30:20
item he wants as we bought one
30:22
and so he says i two thousand.
30:25
But like we all know afterwards when the cameras
30:27
weren't there, he was like it's gonna be like
30:29
forty five dollars. Yeah. Nobody.
30:32
On the So's giving twenty five
30:34
hundred dollars an hour early that
30:36
no one is some so they
30:39
go to the gala be the
30:41
my aunts and our taxes like
30:43
oh my god I mean of
30:45
more dollars. To
30:47
says I'm. This is like up a
30:50
proper gala like this is at the Skirball center which
30:52
is like. A nice place and
30:54
the effect Lots of people there this is. This
30:56
is a full on true Gala. I don't know
30:58
what any of these jokers are doing here. Like.
31:01
Bedroom they. They seem like ill
31:03
equipped for this experience. And
31:06
doesn't serve him more people com and
31:08
Jason's like oh my god I feel
31:10
so under dress next to Danny. look
31:12
at how to good Danny worse Grammys
31:14
ice caps off for sure Man you
31:16
are going to be dress with a
31:18
tux in a boat. I mean I
31:20
like attention but I don't need to
31:22
be the best. Lucky I'm Amber Bears
31:24
and for assessed know what I mean.
31:27
Yeah Daminozide self conscious about my dressing
31:30
nicely. Did you also cast this moment
31:32
where are like our waiter or waitress
31:34
came by with like there wasn't one
31:36
mac and cheese balls or him and
31:38
will want to smack into small and
31:40
Milan and I'm like normal taking and
31:42
super news like long as I get
31:45
that she takes it and then she
31:47
like eats it as you that well
31:49
I'm hungry and adjust goes sour All
31:51
of us serve implying like have some
31:53
self control I have Wow Classic Jack
31:55
Grow says when you just when. You
31:57
thought Jesse was the worst Taxes.
32:00
There to remind us that he
32:02
you know is number one else
32:04
on this group or yeah gonna
32:06
grow stewed and also not shocking
32:09
man I am so damn Michelle
32:11
I'm Jessie Com and sacks like
32:13
oh my god saw say look
32:16
at that sorta he looks like
32:18
is walking into a bar in
32:20
Miami about eighty is I was
32:22
about a snort a lot of
32:25
cocaine. Full range of the bar.
32:27
So basically like Jackson's that breakfasts
32:29
jobs. And like doubly hard flying because
32:32
of the eighties and that's why there's
32:34
cocaine there are not was on a
32:36
bar but it's like a very long
32:38
board One to illustrate this is a
32:40
particularly long bar which means of the
32:42
particularly long line of cocaine it's like
32:44
okay that we got, we got your
32:46
we got your joke so odds all
32:48
soon as they are probably republican you
32:50
heard of from China. Earth's a. Said
32:54
Jason's like wow Jesse this is
32:57
are so you were the sole
32:59
daily show a house missing the
33:01
hit now now this is like
33:03
a real dinner jacket. Mad yeah
33:05
so I am. Jack's takes just
33:08
to the bar while Jasmine in
33:10
the And Britain sacrifice that Christian
33:12
and Zach as like so of
33:14
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33:16
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33:20
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33:24
liquor bottles of Wizard Highball are just was
33:26
like well I said I don't care I
33:28
just listen I can fake and I can
33:31
be like bless your heart and services like
33:33
yeah of christians gonna start seeing you just
33:35
don't know with her but I'm just can
33:37
ask them of her from afar for the
33:39
moment. So me
33:41
as I look I'm trying to check my
33:43
once i can go prompt my breast milk.
33:45
you know? I mean I know that doesn't
33:47
make much sense bass. Yeah
33:49
and then I'm not. Christian
33:52
says up alone everything and
33:54
Luke isn't there because Joe
33:56
is super super sexy, has
33:59
diarrhea everyone. Zero
34:01
of diarrhea that's actually not as human
34:03
as a dog named job as a
34:05
dog has diarrhea pursue will be fine
34:07
success and just sex. Thanks for announced
34:10
that the diarrhea that your dog as
34:12
experiences of a soda or has like
34:14
the things they catch on the mike's
34:16
kids are actually talking find a quiet
34:19
but them to produces like you know
34:21
that part about the diarrhea mixer. We
34:23
get that and. Make. Sure I
34:25
wanted him to look like it's kind of
34:28
sneaking around the guys just so he can
34:30
cast is very secret conversation. We have cameras
34:32
here well as he was good that print
34:34
debt than thing as they were some of
34:36
audio later. it's like start a real job
34:39
start our we're pretty bad Britain set up
34:41
our.real. Feels like did
34:43
you have to get out? I'm not even a
34:45
cast member on there so I was. First of
34:47
all I got interrupted by two people who I
34:50
thought were intruders they're not my mother nor my
34:52
father and other just less all these the list
34:54
as rose petals around cause I both know there
34:56
were lots that up for me. And
34:58
exactly it's the rose petals. It's as
35:01
though then, ah, flashback as to Jesse
35:03
yelling, shut the fuck Up Or shut
35:05
the fuck Up at the dinner party
35:08
and Bring Me Back. Of
35:11
the talking about the dog poop pimps and a dog
35:13
paddle or the flower petals. My
35:17
my what a Rose Petals I really
35:19
did keep going as funny and crippling
35:21
early do with rose petal subvert in
35:23
fact freely topic of are hosted by
35:25
a dog at those Rose Petals Maritime
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it's Poop In it's they didn't want
35:29
me to those better. Mood
35:33
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35:35
dopa followed by by a real
35:37
bad guy? Or you sir Christians
35:39
I see all off exactly. Eight
35:41
something and dark and like of the
35:43
on the weekends response but large share
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35:56
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35:58
talk for me. That M M M
36:01
reached my limit of the be were to
36:03
the be talking or a. Did
36:05
you say I was? that? The word. That
36:09
so myself like my strategy
36:11
is my to pay attention
36:14
to Christian. I'm a woman.
36:16
I'm Albus. can. I'm
36:18
a clown car. I'm a
36:20
noun. Or it's
36:22
in Arab. Per se as
36:25
like a cake for gay people against
36:27
my religious beliefs and I sell ignore
36:29
her. I
36:31
just keep thinking to myself charity
36:33
of Bed So I hope Chrissy
36:36
doesn't ruin on that very night
36:38
from everybody Sits down and Varma
36:40
christened sits with Britney Saddam was
36:42
all the gods. For a similar
36:44
though they will. Have
36:47
to do believe that we had to have
36:49
ranged her both based on who to be
36:51
around, who have like welcome to Reality Tv
36:53
that hope of like oh how the tables
36:56
have soared cause knows how it's a terrible
36:58
situation so it's like it would really have
37:00
a play on words. Nomads in the tables
37:03
were in the eighties Okay over there are
37:05
we visualize the act of the joke is
37:07
going to continue. I
37:10
was, so I just wanted to
37:12
take those moments who upholds. also
37:14
because I didn't really do anything
37:16
to the lowly cross Turnbull. I'm
37:18
you know, defer to by Proxy
37:20
like I'm sorry by proxy know
37:22
it's okay much lots of us
37:24
as his like you know I'm
37:26
sure there was some sort of
37:28
conversation that happened between Janet, Jasmine,
37:30
Zack's but they never brought it
37:32
up. that insults everybody says like
37:34
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37:36
not upset about the allegations users.
37:39
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37:41
the allegations are might know the
37:43
allegations drawing attention to the allegations
37:45
about my thing. Oh like I
37:47
just wanna move forward from our
37:49
and so is both. Maybe the
37:51
do so to curls to be
37:53
like was soon. I honestly for
37:55
job you like I'm willing to
37:57
move past dog. Lord knows you
37:59
all know. All up to like
38:01
says wounded or we all know polzer.
38:03
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38:05
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38:14
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38:17
off, hey there's like a wolf. Four
38:19
posts are over there. You have about
38:21
forty five dollars. And
38:24
silent auction so he's like oh
38:26
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38:28
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38:33
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38:35
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38:38
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38:40
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38:44
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39:01
also talk about how to raise
39:03
the children in L I was
39:05
great and the as like and
39:08
the relaying flour i know like
39:10
saw ah and so than jesse
39:12
it over just as table. To
39:15
talk to tell the story about how they met
39:17
the small as i telesur love story which is
39:19
more like tell us your future his story so
39:21
just like yeah well we had our in an
39:23
office meeting and as like one of the me
39:26
for coffee and she's like yeah and them whereas
39:28
both like have a date night and i was
39:30
like wow this guy's terribly as a terrible personality
39:32
i don't arts and how is ever a model
39:34
he has a dent in his hair I never
39:36
once again. Yeah. We're America
39:38
Me t the real story. We had
39:40
coffee, I knew he wasn't the wine
39:42
but I was attracted to him. So
39:44
here we are married with the been
39:47
sick. Wow buses I'm in the like
39:49
world's largest city hall. Yeah super high
39:51
five with a super they cancelled our
39:53
day to buy. hated him but then
39:55
I went out with my girlfriends instead
39:57
and I got really drunk and I
39:59
wanted a boutique. Sao as if
40:01
like the booty call that never ended. Up
40:04
Let us be less into people's. So
40:08
know if asked him is really bad as.
40:11
Yup, Which is. Fun
40:14
date. People like Jesse so that
40:16
his his I try to help think
40:18
that is like hotel muscle and sauces
40:20
like. The one like com
40:22
talk with corresponding lawsuit have to be okay
40:25
with shop for Obama like up the like
40:27
to night's been like such a positive night
40:29
like I totally wanda Vitamin C cassettes so
40:31
I think we're just like right that high
40:33
and I feel like a few to just
40:36
like pull together. I think it's good idea
40:38
for us all to talk. How do you
40:40
feel about that Cause. Serve.
40:42
Them ah I'm a vague go
40:45
outside to task like the summit
40:47
and just is a baby. You
40:49
cold misses a job calls is
40:51
like wow I don't cover his
40:53
jacket. Or
40:55
has a proven myself Like less is
40:57
try to relax and let Christian speak
41:00
right. Manga! Oh ups and relax I'm
41:02
a whiny relaxed something I would be
41:04
to if I just was in freezing
41:06
to death. He asks for your. Appearance
41:10
on So Chris Inside all was
41:12
so. Hopefully they'll have the
41:14
oh sorry to solve itself
41:16
mart and I know more
41:18
than anyone are full of
41:20
records on whether per on
41:22
you can when they're completely
41:24
not true. I
41:27
said something I should not have repeat
41:29
as from Saga and I think that's
41:31
why were upset because he keeps saying
41:33
the word repeated and everybody is denying
41:36
that. com as well but we just
41:38
had a conversation lights never to the
41:40
jasmine I'm in. I'm sorry like oh
41:42
really you said the word Jazzman Oh
41:45
my fucking god. Forget it. Are you
41:47
kidding? Oh sorry. This is Death Jesse
41:49
Oh my fucking god. Forget it. Are
41:51
you fucking kidding Jesus Christ Oh no
41:54
no we're going backwards. The gone. Backwards
41:56
right. The high people ride all.
41:59
So. Christians like. The thing you're saying
42:01
because I'm saying the word repeated but
42:03
as like I feel like when we
42:05
just sit down after dinner everyone sort
42:07
of and what they did like. I'm
42:09
apologizing ivory apologizing like a solid want
42:12
to know or or just wants to
42:14
know that I'm sorry to those doesn't.
42:17
Live in. A
42:19
bizarre. Snows.
42:22
I. I. Just I just need
42:24
space and need like some I like. I can't
42:26
have you in my face. I almost want like
42:28
the fact we'd like something in between us. so
42:30
we have space I got sick. I want to
42:32
build a wall like let's build that wall between
42:34
us right now. Or
42:38
interests as much as open as of do. I
42:42
do. Sources are now I'm out
42:44
to you believe side and you
42:46
know me Michelle as your arm
42:48
You know and I believe I
42:50
believe that you need some help
42:52
them as. Well
42:54
welcome to the party Missile Imam have the
42:56
was the past ten years of reality Tv
42:58
has a son Christopher all we are going
43:00
to therapy for nine years all yeah. I've
43:03
I've. Oh so
43:06
like are some the you and
43:08
just the lord possibly want to
43:10
talk like made. I can go the
43:12
other room I was in the summer jason
43:14
someone's looks businesses ya ya ya of course
43:16
off just he saw means a lot to
43:19
me I'm sorry.on as your family wires that
43:21
i her path that I just wrote disrespected
43:23
her as she felt disrespected especially on in
43:25
her home as I could not am I
43:28
am a lot back and yet is what
43:30
you wanted to keep doing this Christian just
43:32
doing the same stupid shit over and over
43:34
in your life. Is that what you want
43:37
your life Christian What the fuck about even
43:39
Sanskrit do when a really deep. Our.
43:42
School coffee for Christian closer coffee
43:44
for closer Chris terms of a
43:46
new soon so true I don't
43:48
do the same things over and
43:50
over. Hundred sure
43:53
to follow. where does that coffee table
43:55
come from far? As if a white
43:57
one zipping taxes paths com as. If
44:00
if you already had about or the rainbow deserve. Such
44:04
know what? I was very stressed out
44:06
for. you pursue I know some of
44:08
the things I said were very hurtful
44:10
and I apologize for that and I
44:12
apologized your pussy boyfriend luke as well
44:15
Thank you and you get but you
44:17
guys to to be the middle everything's
44:19
cool and I didn't could be will
44:21
be fine okay on them he pulls
44:23
muscle is like I mean look I'm
44:25
an adult I'm a. Person
44:28
with the Korea. Person
44:31
with a house, the doors guy
44:34
and laser. other once as a
44:36
roundabout with Kristen we just I'll
44:38
move on. they are a so
44:40
they decide to make up kind
44:42
of but it's a very cold
44:44
make and that's what I felt
44:47
like doubling. God loves good new
44:49
car before muscles start hurling racist
44:51
directs the last for a ride.
44:55
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44:57
herself. And ninety ninety six, I know. That
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