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on Yield Broads. Hi everybody, I'm Ron Dole

2:36

and that's Benoon's over there. Hello Ben, how

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are you? Hi, hi Ronnie,

2:40

how are you? Good. How's it going?

2:42

I didn't have a morning with do

2:45

a fulkin' loop

2:47

in my life, but you did do a

2:49

loop. Yeah. Sorry. I don't think anyone had

2:51

slowly. Who knew? Do

2:53

a loop. Do a loop. Do a

2:55

loopy. Do a loop. I did a loop.

2:57

I did a loop. Oh my

3:00

God. Like, you know,

3:02

I didn't even have breakfast yet and I was

3:04

already encountering do a leap. I was very excited.

3:06

I got, I was, I

3:09

was welcomed back to the Elvis

3:11

Duran show on our

3:14

heart radio. And I was

3:16

really excited because the guest who was on right before me

3:18

was do a leap. In

3:20

fact, I literally took over her chair. They, and she

3:23

was in, it's funny. I almost said she was in

3:25

my green room as if it's mine.

3:27

It's just like the green room that I was using last

3:29

time. They're like, Oh, sorry, you can't do a leap is

3:31

in your green room right now.

3:33

So, um, I was like, Oh my God,

3:36

I'm so famous now. Famous

3:40

by, by proximity. Like I

3:43

really needed it. So I didn't

3:45

talk to her. I didn't warm. Did her butt

3:47

keep the chair that you got to sit in? Like,

3:49

was it like, was it like a little bony butt

3:51

warmth or was it like, it was full on? Like

3:53

I'm a good person work. Cause I feel like good

3:56

people have warm butts. Like when I used to sit

3:58

down after people on the subway, like nice. people

4:00

would always leave a nice warm thing and then people

4:02

who have evil or like mean or like they would

4:04

rob me always had a cold chair left. You

4:07

know what it felt nice. It felt like a

4:10

nice comforting chair and so

4:12

I have to feel like Dua Lipa left a little

4:14

bit of her star power in that seat. Like I

4:16

felt like I felt like she was a little crazy.

4:19

That was cute. Yeah. Riz from the. I

4:21

felt like I was levitating. She

4:25

she's so cute in person. I

4:27

didn't get to talk to her. I didn't get to take

4:29

a photo with her. I posted actually a very obnoxious story

4:32

on our Instagram. I posted a story

4:34

where I go. Guess is opening up for me. It's Dua

4:36

Lipa and I thought I was being so funny in that

4:38

moment. And then when I watch it back after I left

4:41

the offices, I was like, I am a

4:43

monster. Like I'm so obnoxious. I

4:45

was trying to be funny. I thought it'd be funny. I

4:48

said, Oh my God, Dua Lipa is

4:50

talking about crappins and she's like, you

4:52

know, the whole point is to inspire

4:55

and she's left up. She was. She

4:58

was talking about crappins. The

5:00

question was, can you tell

5:02

us about your favorite podcast, watch a

5:04

crap ends? Because it's just so inspiring

5:07

and do

5:09

lipa is actually part of the

5:11

extended Bravo world because remember she was

5:13

dating at one point the other other one.

5:16

That's right. Remember. Yeah. Yeah.

5:20

But anyway, it was it was

5:22

cool. She was like, she was

5:24

so close. I

5:27

didn't get to talk to her and I was

5:29

separated by a pane of glass. But I was

5:31

like, you'd like meter and be like, Oh my

5:33

God, I can't wait to see how you know,

5:36

warm your butt. Left the chair. Was that awkward?

5:38

Oh, hey. I haven't had

5:40

a bagel yet today. God, I love bagels. It's almost

5:42

bagel Thursday. Do you celebrate bagel Thursday? What do you

5:44

think about it? I turned to

5:46

Tom Schwartz. Yeah. But you didn't do it.

5:49

I mean, I wish I was there to

5:51

be your cheer mom and be like, be

5:53

aggressive. No, I was aggressive. Run through,

5:55

knock down the window. Be like,

5:57

yeah, me. Singa, singa. No.

6:01

I. Don't I wasn't a different room hours with

6:04

i'm Andrew and Diamond from the shelves. Robots

6:06

are from another room so I think it

6:08

would have just been less really strange shit.

6:10

So many people they are so I would

6:12

have been. I'm really wary of i busted

6:14

other room and just like tackled her in

6:16

front of the servers bars but I'm see.

6:18

What's. Really cute and I'll I'll see

6:20

I was like a little starstruck only

6:23

when they said i'll bend you'll be

6:25

sitting here and and Danielle from the

6:27

show said the last person to sit

6:29

there was duly panels like. She's.

6:32

Rights to Believe It was just sitting here

6:34

and now I'm sitting here. If if if

6:36

if if if if you're a few times

6:38

I like towards the rigours of them and

6:40

I walked out the building the rely paparazzi

6:42

there and I wanted to be like do

6:44

a leap as in there I mean they

6:46

knew but I wanted to be like I

6:48

saw her. But. Then I was

6:50

like get a grip and getting read only

6:52

for Sarah Anybody want my pressure on think

6:54

up as your i bought a has some

6:56

duly bonnet. And

6:59

that actual was also fun as they had

7:01

a signature wall and and like us on

7:03

the wall, And I was

7:05

going to suck. but my signature nectar

7:07

reader or as name and then armed

7:09

like oh there's more sick org his

7:11

name south of my name next to

7:13

Melissa Garda ssssss F F F and

7:15

wow. That was them on I felt

7:17

like or see made. Well. I

7:20

really. I. Would

7:22

have preferred to align myself with the The

7:24

Aura or really anyone else other than most

7:26

a gorgeous but. I was like

7:28

I as much as I want to. I

7:31

have to know my way into my lane as

7:33

bravo I have always remain as your lane be

7:35

asked her but when it's lane is it to

7:37

do have a specific. i

7:40

would follow your ass off of

7:42

the advice of your ass because

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9:01

in the same chair as Taylor Swift. So we're really

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excited about that too. It's just really, my butt's on

9:05

its own lane man. By

9:07

the way, I do want to really

9:09

marinate in that privileged white girl anger

9:12

that she specializes in. So

9:14

I was listening to her album the other day, and

9:16

it's very like, this other

9:18

bitches remains in me in high

9:20

school. Fuck you bitches.

9:22

I was like, oh my God, Taylor's really having a

9:25

like fuck you moment. And it's

9:27

so, she's

9:29

a change in just like. Yeah, she was a tortured

9:31

poet. London,

9:33

bye. Bye

9:36

London, bye now. I'm

9:39

leaving London. She's like, it's a very

9:41

sigh of an album, but I don't

9:43

know in a bad way, but it's

9:45

very like, like,

9:48

how are you doing today?

9:52

Good. It's that kind of an album, you know?

9:54

Do you think that she had any of the tracks produced

9:56

by the 27s? Yeah.

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super fun and goal posts on our social media.

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guess we'll be Thursday or Friday. I'm. Bad.

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At that doesn't go up so thanks everyone for

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exciting times. That's great but you got to do

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it near a New York I'm so gel. I'm

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finally. We should talk

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about a bunch of people I'm not

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10:53

like oh my god This the first

10:55

time since the Obama era that the

10:57

house as haven't been on my you

10:59

know what those. The. Non house

11:01

live shows have been pulling their

11:04

weight hardcore. It does Times

11:06

fan of of rules but I think

11:08

it's so good right now at that

11:10

people are part of it at i

11:12

don't have sick I get it. Attic

11:14

Federal Rules is so good right now

11:16

at think it's the families so good

11:18

Summer house oh my god it's just

11:20

it's brought us is doing it for

11:22

me right now. That was good as

11:24

it says. Yeah, it definitely said

11:27

yes, it's been, It's been pretty enjoyable. Am

11:29

I think it's good to make us miss

11:31

the housewives? you know, Guess. Arms

11:33

so gripped by the way paul that

11:35

love to say call that luke. Discuss

11:38

terrifying One: One of the only person

11:40

terrified of gingerly. I feel like that

11:42

guy is of a building bomber. I

11:44

feel like that guy someone who like

11:46

doesn't to joke about calling and bombs

11:48

that I've had. Bombs buildings okay. Loop.

11:52

If ssssss Luke is the dinosaur that

11:54

spits on noom and and dress attack

11:56

as in like he's danger. Those who

11:59

kill you shouldn't like him, but we

12:01

really seem to focus more on the

12:03

velociraptors. That's right, a sorcerer. Us: I'm

12:06

No matter how many times you see

12:08

the movie, you're like us, not threatening.

12:11

My. Cat seems like it's going to have

12:13

to every time I could skew. and if

12:15

just if this time Newman just gets back

12:18

in the car. you know, spic. That's all

12:20

he has to do. Really handy. I don't

12:22

think that think a different choices time and

12:25

it's just stare fine every every time but

12:27

kind of an acute way. I mean your

12:29

rights and I've loved it is dope in

12:31

Los Angeles of lamenting the he kept this.

12:34

I know. fame. Looks.

12:37

Here last you know what I mean. I mean

12:39

depending on which way affects your on the valley

12:41

some insurgency a mountain mates. In

12:43

general, looks your left. I mean there's a most

12:45

and there's a literal ups if is a big

12:47

one for Thirty Bay as one of the major

12:49

ones have to say, I'd

12:52

say of all of the of the

12:54

is is certainly a top four ocean

12:56

at the per se systems if if

12:58

if if if if if. Is

13:01

it can be Yes Is it too cold for

13:03

my taste sir is. But it's an ocean and

13:05

there's fish that live in there and there's people

13:07

that i assume take sitting bull's over there and

13:10

on a wanting your how far away it as

13:12

cause you live in the fucking. Valley. Like.

13:14

Literally everywhere complained about your neighborhood.

13:17

I. That's the thing it's like,

13:20

it's just so while to me

13:22

that like someone who loves fishing

13:24

so much being around lakes in

13:26

Colorado just like wound up and

13:28

a show about a concrete wasteland

13:30

you know site has. Like

13:33

this is your fault sir don't don't get

13:36

Medicare Since the you moved to a land

13:38

of where the river is made of cement

13:40

most it is without paper. He went to

13:42

wedding and found some to fathom behind. Attempt

13:45

to think that's ever happened to Luke in

13:47

his life. Nap Now and I'm just

13:49

gonna go him as a now and so

13:51

he's gonna follow wherever it that crazy twitchy

13:54

lady leads him. He doesn't care if it'll

13:56

be to his demise and we all know

13:58

at the we all know. The games are

14:00

here. We all know the ending of this movie

14:02

and this poor guy. I'm never gonna say the

14:05

sport I because he's terrifying as well. Madam yeah

14:07

we don't know where this is going and it's

14:09

not great. you know. starts with a fuck behind

14:11

a tent and it ends with. Now

14:14

you sit out on the lawn somewhere.

14:17

Is Alex Light on your block is tight

14:19

ends when window cause you know that one's a

14:21

stalker to I feel like. An

14:24

affair discuss ends with arms crossed

14:27

and frustrated waiting for your

14:29

table at Islands in Burbank. Exactly.

14:32

A since when do we need a

14:34

reservation is Allen Says the Theater: A

14:36

long way from the festival. We're a

14:38

long way from Lake Steamboat. Okay

14:42

so they say I'm glad you

14:44

the map covered yesterday I was

14:46

worried you were cells segue into

14:48

that harms. I mean it really

14:50

feel well. I'm like Spinoza couldn't

14:52

be morning signal from of miles.

14:54

I now I'm It's like literally

14:56

impossible. smaller, old impossible of morning

14:58

sickness. It was literally impossible

15:00

to those one pm so light the

15:02

window for mortars of this is over

15:04

Urban Outfitters or nurse was literally impossible

15:06

and inside so how you feeling about

15:09

the psychology think we got it done

15:11

and be was to either cycling i

15:13

wish was Colorado and then she's i

15:15

gotta do is I see don't know

15:17

what I just I don't have a

15:19

feeling of my soul that to happen

15:21

but yeah I don't know solar cells

15:23

as how have that feeling in my

15:25

soul okay why you're sitting I think

15:27

I can pretty I'm I'm surprised that.

15:29

They're kind of hinting at this: Christian is

15:31

having trouble getting pregnant. Story line: Or maybe

15:33

it's like a real life thing. I don't

15:35

know, it's Tv, some believe it, but I'm

15:37

They're hinting at this Christmas having trouble. Here.

15:40

Is why I don't believe it

15:42

Now another doctor but I am

15:45

someone who studies humans as spicy

15:47

food for add you've scene diagnosis

15:49

murder he as an accessory humans

15:51

assessing food courts and here's what

15:54

I've noticed. trashy crazy people are

15:56

like clown car. As for babies

15:58

babies just started. Out

16:00

of them are happy to

16:02

be getting and seventy five.

16:07

Let me tell you something. I.

16:09

Think also was funny about this show is implying

16:11

when she says out of had a feeling of

16:13

my soul that have happened is implying that a

16:15

on the show actually has a soul. I don't

16:17

think. I'll ever

16:19

gets. You have to have a soldier field and

16:21

your souls. Well I didn't feel like I had

16:24

to keep a secret for anything. For.

16:27

Sure, I'm

16:33

sort of laughing. have club go under them

16:35

as into clown car of babies from crazy

16:37

people. just babies pop at out next to

16:39

the hot dog on a sec and with

16:41

a audio oblivious weeps there's even a lot

16:43

of you Ma'am of friends of mine says

16:46

i'm olds you know? let's face it. but

16:48

friends of mine who are trying to do

16:50

fragments staff. there's a lot of of i'm

16:52

dealing with it and my own story like

16:54

my own extended story line. My extended circle

16:56

story lines a lot over the years. like

16:58

people having trouble getting pregnant and all this

17:00

stuff. and so I've had a lot of.

17:02

Conversations about it and so many of

17:04

them have taken place at food courts.

17:06

and you can't help the clown abuse

17:08

at an angel having trouble. And meanwhile

17:10

that one's got like five corn dog

17:12

sticking out of their nose and they're

17:14

just threw him out like. Like

17:17

Clockwork Email us. At

17:20

the. And the babies

17:22

are the corn dogs with the i

17:25

gave birth to baby sit birch or

17:27

corn dog again in some cases are

17:29

better off. Not. Fishers.

17:33

Listen, if they're babies were corn dogs,

17:35

I might change my stance amid I

17:37

wouldn't want to eat babies. But

17:40

I have a baby more er nog

17:42

as I would be like a star

17:44

enemy of Q and on I'd be

17:46

like baby buffet Let fargo eat fargo

17:48

eat the baby's of he mean grub

17:50

Hillary Clinton get over here where some

17:52

was and baby corn bucket they're like

17:54

it's code word for babies this area

17:56

know it's literal baby or eating corn

17:59

dog beta cells. They're making them now.

18:01

Gay! Would. Be least articulate

18:03

on rumor and just say babies

18:05

are corn dogs. Just.

18:08

Get that out there. Fall The breadcrumbs

18:10

is literally bathrooms. I fell off before

18:12

your I search. Okay

18:14

so Mother or the Opera Wales We've gone

18:16

through two lines of this recent so there's

18:18

already like the fact we are we starting

18:20

to do a leap a place and now

18:22

are there is a Corn Dogs. This

18:26

is what's gonna happen States so are

18:28

Kristen more. The thing is this this

18:30

episode of the Valley starts off in

18:33

like a We. The tone is sets

18:35

because in this scene I forget where

18:37

it happens or christened does the most

18:39

Kristin Shoulder thing ever. We been talking

18:41

for years about like. One thing

18:43

that person does as she looks are sold

18:45

or up and says realized she looked it

18:48

up and forward which ones like point like

18:50

on see spouse or has there's literally hit

18:52

my head with my shoulder. Talking about Kristen

18:54

on this sub was. Yeah. And

18:56

him, like last night's she just did

18:59

a full blown one for no residual

19:01

okay, Because

19:03

he just so. Funny

19:06

than a. Third

19:09

is great. I died while I was cracking

19:11

up that you posted that I was laughing

19:13

so hard and I just kept watching it

19:15

on a loop email because that's how Crusades

19:17

you. You remember we used to call her

19:19

that a bad. Thing outside

19:21

by car wash. so what are those Death ray

19:24

The flow of that were so mm they need

19:26

some is so that was like the bath gender

19:28

never happened to me when they actually the would

19:30

see did it on the so I see imitated

19:33

s I was like my life. This is like

19:35

a fiercely made my life worth living you know.

19:37

Yeah. Sure, I can

19:40

another that was stuff I'm not by my arrogant enough

19:42

to say that was like a nod to us or

19:44

anything but he definitely yeah like the universe mining to

19:46

us and I was like you know at. This

19:48

point is worth it is sometimes you're like

19:50

world is this in a you watch the

19:52

news. But. That's the kind of world

19:55

that is. It's a beautiful mind. If

19:57

you know they're talking about having babies oh

19:59

god it's a terrible Robbie i'm fat event

20:01

crazy how quick my my the they're talking

20:04

about sport sport and some out ama they're

20:06

making the joke with we better practice more

20:08

flow of the dogs are like pleased with

20:11

doubts and if you do don't They were

20:13

on the council's lower trying to take a

20:15

map. Or. Please

20:17

for the sake of Jill, just do

20:19

it. Just be more to screens you

20:21

can take it anymore. Still got nervous

20:24

diary over there of Mcmoran or it

20:26

is a specific are talking about owning

20:28

in front of her late jello mom.

20:31

Us So Christians exiting a heck of

20:33

a pregnancy test sox because I'm hoping

20:36

aside and was for the best had

20:38

and in the back of a minor

20:40

most of the game. Is this going

20:42

to be a forever. Market.

20:44

As. I can see tests.

20:48

Forever. Negative. And

20:50

it sucks that stuff related that I found my

20:52

brother. maybe? Resume our

20:55

my lot like act like I can

20:57

make it's almost like that I've looked

20:59

as a good joke and hear about

21:01

trying to make it as an actor

21:03

in Hollywood. Forever Negative: Didn't get the

21:05

audition Negative for over nine it is

21:08

the early do a mile or like

21:10

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21:12

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21:14

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21:16

had Gray for supper. By.

21:19

The way I have to say I'm really excited

21:21

to recap Summer the Sweet and I think you

21:23

know why. I was like there was a scene

21:25

in there that I was like I feel like

21:28

Romney has been. We've been doing this podcast for

21:30

twelve years and. Twelve. Years of

21:32

podcasting has led to this moment for Ronnie

21:34

Do Not I'm talking about. Paid.

21:36

Spring on my side for like once. Him

21:39

and my be years that's been my husband

21:41

that's been validating. Know

21:43

I can't. I don't. I cancer

21:45

and some are God. But I'm.

21:48

I'm. Excited for it! Round. Still a

21:50

lot of are Now there's something very exciting

21:52

and when you see at your goal within

21:55

a Cs and everyone when you watch just

21:57

like sitting guess what? It is almost as

21:59

I can I bring Iran and it is.

22:01

I can't wait Mouth so excited to talk

22:03

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22:37

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22:42

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they're going to practice bone and and

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them as sick as she finds out

25:21

that he's been eating the prenatal sweats.

25:26

On me mum figures trying to be funny

25:28

I think of system is like remote That

25:30

was about that when you're dating someone that

25:32

kristin. Thinks. Is crazy I

25:34

think Chris and finally found a good

25:37

maps Listen. When.

25:39

You are shocking person by the things that

25:41

you're eating. And this is the woman who

25:43

ate a flower from a roadside median. Ban.

25:46

I think you know your village. You're

25:48

really. Doing. Something strange. Believe.

25:51

That season I go full circle that. See.

25:54

a to flower from the medium em up

25:56

trip everybody turned against her to see was

25:58

like a racing around mm Last week,

26:01

Jill ate a flower, and

26:03

then now everybody hates Jill. I

26:06

don't know if everybody hates Jill, but I just assume they

26:08

do. You're right. Everyone

26:11

hates Jill. I

26:13

love that this week, everyone in the cast

26:16

is like, fuck that dog, Jill. Just

26:18

America in general. America has turned, the internet

26:20

has turned on Jill. The stupid diary of

26:22

Jill. Jill the dog, the least charismatic dog.

26:25

Well, no, Milo's the worst, but

26:27

Jill is number two. So,

26:32

stop trying to trigger me about Milo. I love that

26:34

dog. I think about it when I close my eyes.

26:37

Like, oh, it's Milo running through a field,

26:39

messing with toilet paper. So,

26:43

Kristen's describing the, trying

26:46

to get pregnant process. She goes, we did a thing,

26:49

and then he did a thing, and

26:51

now give me a thing, and then

26:53

it's like, womp, womp, womp, ding, ding, ding.

26:56

Know what I'm saying? So,

26:59

he was like, yeah, well, I really

27:01

wanna talk about premarital counseling stuff, because,

27:04

you know, that's really important for people

27:06

to talk about. Like, we need to

27:08

really talk about that, and

27:10

also, I don't feel like this is my

27:12

house. It's more your house. I

27:14

really miss fishing. I need fish. I need

27:16

to fish all the time. Like, where's my

27:18

tools? Yeah.

27:22

Again, sir, did you

27:24

just figure out that moving to Los Angeles meant

27:26

there would be no fishing holes? Like, did you

27:29

just realize there's no, you

27:31

know, tranquil river that's, you know,

27:33

going down Sunset Boulevard, that

27:36

you can get your waders into in a fly fisher

27:38

hook? Listen, this city, that city has

27:40

plenty of ways to waste your life

27:43

away while really achieving nothing, but feeling

27:45

like you're at least making an effort.

27:47

It's called commercial auditions. Get an agent,

27:50

fucking loser. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

27:52

ha ha ha. Pick

27:55

an improv class. Like, what do you want from me? Yeah,

27:58

seriously. So... He's

28:01

like i know I can't sue my bow I

28:03

want to have space to feel like my space

28:05

for hims as you're not going to he says

28:07

she turbo. And. He isn't That

28:09

isn't what he shrugs. Sugar Bowl for maintaining

28:11

good for you will understand Adobe's about hunting

28:13

people. You know how they came out with

28:16

all those movies about and like Ritz people

28:18

are poor people. Know

28:20

what he has ears. it's a while. The

28:22

one. One hundred dear. Come. On

28:24

the spire Federer. Stuff about us

28:26

either Wide better. Okay must start

28:28

with Singer Axles First one of

28:30

the world a better group of

28:32

Us Ussr you Gina Davis relax

28:34

with the archery of her yeah

28:36

I am and Chris him explains

28:38

who like yeah he really needs

28:40

it but like I can't live

28:43

in Colorado Fuck Colorado. Characters like

28:45

Colorado like he just got electricity

28:47

like. They. Have to bring their water.

28:49

and I mean I'm sorry I can't get

28:51

bored. Usher Smith said. Or

28:54

as martyrs Just kristen arm and is like

28:56

assist Honestly we're for me to live anywhere

28:59

I don't have a fishing pole it is

29:01

my happy place. I don't expect anything but

29:03

signed a cast this. Again

29:06

sir I don't know how me some

29:08

that asked us if you think of

29:10

nothing because infests why did you leave

29:12

your bass pro shop you know up.

29:15

Back. Yard Fantasy. The.

29:18

Merrier. My happy place. As a Big Mac,

29:20

I don't live in a Mcdonalds. I drive

29:22

there when I need to. Okay, get a

29:24

fucking Poland driver. The Ocean? Yeah worse. When.

29:27

Here from the that. So. Then

29:29

his idea. How can we figure out more

29:31

of my life here? You're not going to.

29:33

You married a reality star that you bank

29:36

and back And for gates this is not

29:38

about you And the sooner you realize that,

29:40

the better. Okay sir, you're lucky this is

29:42

even money on her podcast because frankly it's

29:45

that would never happen. and a million years

29:47

to anybody else. this is worth the nepotism.

29:49

This is like doubt he says. I'm okay

29:52

you and board anybody famous. You're just putting

29:54

a grazie person and now let's draw on

29:56

television and people are actually listening to you.

29:59

it's weird soccer complaining. And

30:01

you're not even starting up a cycle of

30:04

nepotism. Okay, why don't you focus less about

30:06

the fish and focus on at least having

30:08

future nepotism. Yeah, focus

30:11

on future nepotism. The

30:14

city doesn't get into your vibe, get into the

30:16

city's vibe. How

30:21

about this? Go to that bar on

30:23

Magnolia and eat some goldfish and that'll

30:25

be close enough. So now

30:28

we see Jasmine and Jax

30:30

going just out. I'm like not

30:32

willing to let him have this hobby. I'm

30:35

like, here's what you do. Have a hobby but

30:37

like get a map. Like you live by an

30:39

ocean. I mean, I can't say that I'm just

30:42

repeating myself as usual. Honestly, like literally take it.

30:44

There's good a big bear Lake getting your car

30:46

drive up to a lake. Go somewhere make some

30:48

vacations. Get some tickets. You know, you can get

30:50

a house out there. I have friends. You know,

30:52

lesbians always know how to find a deal. I

30:55

fucking love lesbian. I'm like, I don't even know.

30:57

I wouldn't even be the person I am without

30:59

my great aunt Josie, like making me paint all

31:01

those bowling ball racks when I was 13 and got kicked

31:03

out of the house. In

31:06

general, I just love lesbians so much. They teach me

31:08

how to not put them in. And they told me

31:10

years ago, and this was, I

31:12

think we'd been doing the podcast like four years.

31:14

They're like, are you saving money? I'm like, fuck

31:16

yeah. I've saved up every waiting tables, dollar and

31:18

every, which of course wasn't much, you know, you

31:20

can't save much in LA, but I was saving

31:22

it and they're like, you should get a down

31:24

payment and buy a house out here where we're

31:27

buying it. It's like green Valley river or something

31:29

green Valley Lake or green Lake something. It's right

31:31

by a big bear. It's like a house is

31:33

$200,000. I was like, that's stupid. I'm

31:36

not paying for a house all the way out there. Those

31:38

houses are like a million dollars now. And

31:40

they have this private little lesbian Thing

31:43

that they do, you know, they're like, going

31:45

to our home. That's so fancy. I should

31:47

have lived. It's like not the first time

31:49

I've said this either. I should have listened

31:51

to the lesbians. No, lesbians are always right.

31:53

I Have to say, right. So annoying. The

31:55

Lesbians have it. The Lesbians have it. So

31:57

figured out. And I Feel like people. Make

32:00

fun of lesbians like out airborne are all

32:02

like a damn dressed in plat. The truth

32:04

is, the lesbians have it all figured out

32:07

and may have the best time. and. Desist.

32:10

As grade lowest. Listen to them. Always was

32:12

underlined. I like they're like the paragon of

32:14

gentle taste and culture. You got these lesbians

32:16

out there. They know all the best restaurants,

32:18

have all the best neighborhoods that they bought

32:21

first. A mean thirteen centres. I'm gonna be

32:23

a lesbian if people can identify as whatever

32:25

they want. I'm going to be a lesbian

32:27

from now on because I deserve it. I

32:29

deserve this stuff going to be my mid

32:31

life crisis. I'm a lesbian. Yeah, goddamn. And

32:33

I deserve it. But. Yeah, I

32:36

wanna be part of the I wanna

32:38

be part of Brandi Carlile circle where

32:40

once it's around and listen says. Joni

32:43

Mitchell. and yeah, we're is wreaking. I'm sick

32:46

of pretending Taylor Swift is okay. I'm sick

32:48

of it too. Tired of us are a

32:50

threat of being part of the of discussions

32:52

about am sick of reading about it on

32:55

Twitter. I'm going to the lesbian side. That's

32:57

it. Yeah. So

33:00

I'm at a way of

33:02

speaking as Jasmine. While.

33:04

She's not a lesbian, but she is. Inches

33:07

fluid. Correct. So ah so

33:09

Jasmine and Josh got a

33:11

stout. ah mom and Dad

33:13

just pulls up in his

33:15

golf cart so I'm already

33:17

mad because site I know

33:19

where the stout as up

33:21

into this out several times.

33:24

Just. Throw that car probably

33:27

down like Loro Parque, Laurel Canyon

33:29

Boulevard or like of line land

33:31

or something like that. The Prince

33:33

he drove a golf cart down

33:35

a boulevard were vehicles are expected

33:38

to go above twenty five miles

33:40

per hour so he'll the profit

33:42

so way they were at this

33:44

Hollywood Stout. Know they were

33:46

the one on Ventura Boulevard. Oh

33:49

yeah, I've never been to that once. The one of

33:51

the house from Michael's. I. Was thrill me

33:53

or is you okay? There's a Michael's Let

33:55

me orange. You'd be a Michael's There's a

33:57

Michael's and then it. Michael's That's on Ventura

33:59

Boulevard. Imperial City across the

34:01

street, as is a stout.

34:04

Oh okay, cut Venturi undergone.

34:07

Some. Yeah, so I figured if I

34:09

just if I just if I if I just

34:11

read about rounded you without reference to Michael as

34:13

I write it all better One also works for

34:15

me and devices such as a little further down

34:17

the street by them that like when you're no

34:19

man's land. So

34:21

yeah so they go to. Here's the thing,

34:23

I think you're correct and golf cart culture

34:25

is a Charleston think is. Weird.

34:28

To thriving down the street. You know what I mean is a

34:30

beach town? So. My thing in the

34:32

valley. you can't describe golf course how Without

34:34

legal. The

34:36

freeway old later in the

34:38

I have written about could

34:40

have you been lovely. Don't

34:42

want us around eight am.

34:45

he is. their cars going

34:47

seventy miles an hour next

34:49

to you Houses legal don't

34:51

plan communities and litter own

34:53

golf courses and like sweet

34:55

historic cities like Charles and

34:57

they are not meant for

34:59

suburban sprawl as specifically the

35:01

suburban sprawl of Valley Village

35:03

in Studio City. Like if

35:05

I catch. You in a golf

35:07

cart holding me up One three

35:09

I'm racing for my late at

35:11

Riverside and more and and light.

35:14

Tonga. I'm

35:16

gonna be pissed. I have a

35:19

real passes passive. it's Jackson's driver.

35:21

Yeah, Vr. gross. He's.

35:24

For hims unlucky our see the number at

35:26

me that some. Of

35:29

my God how many down to look up

35:31

Yazidis hundred was so do we he He

35:33

shows up Jasmine scanning like Athena so as

35:35

exciting when they give Jasmine the same as

35:37

they when it rings and. Ah,

35:39

it's funny. I think the last time

35:42

I went there I saw the guy

35:44

from this is us sitting right where

35:46

Jack So sitting. So I'm I'm only

35:48

saying what was it with a guy.

35:50

The guy, it's Ocr cells x just

35:52

inherently. I'm always saying

35:55

this zero to elevate I'm does else have

35:57

Albert myself to be like. Jax.

35:59

did energy that Jax gets is

36:01

from Justin Hartley and mine is Dua

36:03

Lipa. So you win. I just want

36:05

to show. I

36:11

want to elevate my place in life. Jax

36:13

Hartley. Ooh. Loser. Congrats.

36:16

You got the guy who dumped Chrishell on

36:18

your butt. Yeah. Jax Hartley. Who

36:20

cares? Nobody cares. So

36:25

Jasmine's like, well, I'm glad you came

36:27

to meet. Like what's what's going on

36:29

with like the boys night? How was that? I

36:32

just want to check in, you know, because life is so crazy for

36:34

you right now. If you want to ask me any questions, that'd be

36:36

great. And Jax is like, yeah, I mean, there's

36:38

just like a lot going on like, well, you know, like boys

36:40

night. That was just it was just like, it was just like

36:42

a therapy session. To be honest, it like really wasn't a guy's

36:44

night at all. It was just like guys having a night out,

36:46

but it wasn't really like a guy's night. You know what I'm

36:48

saying? And this is so Jax too to

36:50

be like, yeah, pretty busy, but I made it all

36:53

the way to stout. How much time do we have?

36:55

Okay. Just want to start some

36:57

shit and then go back to ignoring you. I

36:59

don't think so. Yeah. Here's the storyline. I need

37:01

you to move forward. Everybody's cheating on everybody. Please

37:03

move this forward. Don't say you heard it from

37:05

me. Definitely not. I'll just deny it. So

37:08

I think she's just being so used. You

37:11

probably didn't even pay for a hamburger. No,

37:14

definitely not. So she's

37:17

like, well, I'm sure Brittany already filled you

37:19

on a girls night and the conversations that

37:21

were happening. And he's like, Oh God. Yeah.

37:24

And then she tells him, uh, he's

37:26

like, you know, all the thing is that like, you

37:29

know, I've got a big mouth and she's a

37:31

hundred percent right. I love gossip. I love gossip.

37:33

And then we see flashbacks seven

37:35

years ago, Jax

37:37

gossiping six years ago, Jax

37:40

gossiping. Then it goes

37:42

literally last week. And it's pretty

37:44

be like, well, I can't tell you anything

37:46

because you know, you're gonna like

37:49

gossip. Well, he's also

37:51

a really fun gossip because he's a

37:53

compulsive liar. And so you never know

37:55

if he's just making things up, you know,

37:57

like he's a crazy person. He literally lies about it.

38:00

Everything and so one of them was flashback Kristen

38:02

saying that Jack's claims to have walked in on

38:04

her and Brittany going down on Each other like

38:06

was that true? I believe that that one was

38:08

true and then a few month was it a

38:10

couple weeks You know what time

38:12

is dead to me basically,

38:14

but recently Jack's

38:17

told everybody that Brittany had a stroke. Did

38:20

you know that and she was like, I

38:22

did not have a stroke Yes, he's like, sorry

38:25

What? Sorry, what

38:27

does that mean? I get carried away

38:30

sometimes Yeah, this is his

38:32

diet. You know, just saying the people had

38:34

strokes and stuff. Yeah, he's from here, but

38:36

he's a good guy. Y'all hurry Hurry So

38:41

Jasmine was saying like oh by the way girls

38:43

know she mentioned like the sexual thing was off

38:46

and like she just wants to get That

38:48

spark back, you know and for you

38:50

to be more in tune with what's going on

38:53

and Jack's like, yeah Yeah, I know. She's

38:55

like really insecure about herself, which is why

38:57

I'm encouraging her to Get

39:00

more plastic surgery and maybe make her face

39:02

more frowny and get bigger boobs, but I

39:04

know she's insecure Yeah, I'm just trying to

39:06

get her to put some carry on a

39:08

roller sizes in her chest You

39:10

know, I mean feel a little bit better about herself I

39:13

really want to be able to fit some packing

39:15

cubes into Brittany's chest next trip. We take maybe

39:17

then I'll fuck her Gross.

39:20

It's just such a chest So

39:22

she's like she just wants a spark back in

39:26

well cocaine also Brittany

39:29

doesn't think that Jack's is just not

39:31

fucking right because he's You

39:34

know that Jack's is fucking around because Jack's is

39:36

letting this narrative go around that his dick isn't

39:38

working Basically, it's like I'm not fucking right. Yeah.

39:41

Yeah, it's real hard on me You know because

39:43

I've got a lot of stress. We

39:45

know that Jack's is using that dick That

39:47

is one thing Jack's is always gonna use

39:49

is that dick so always if he's letting

39:51

it Get out there on purpose and not

39:54

even getting defensive that his dick doesn't work

39:56

then he's cheating for sure Yeah.

40:00

And Surges is doing this whole thing of

40:02

like new men are so stupid as so

40:04

oblivious I'm gonna be like the ones I

40:06

can be like hey Jack just you know

40:08

like your wife is going to there's like

40:11

we get it you lover but like actions

40:13

speak louder than words serves Jasmine thinks is

40:15

gonna light taxes talk straight like straight shooter

40:17

with Jacks and might help now and used

40:20

as a resource thousand by how you know

40:22

We used to be like all over each

40:24

other. We're like rabbits you know and then

40:26

his legs does like what about it does

40:28

rabbit got new birds. You know and and

40:31

were like rabbits one with them abdi boobs

40:33

and i was just really freaks about it

40:35

out. but then the baby came are as

40:37

like okay well great grass on setting up

40:40

your babies and for therapies it's may be

40:42

around work for blaming the baby for everything

40:44

that goes wrong with your relationships. Well

40:47

you're you have a baby. In

40:49

order to fix it meant to fuck things

40:51

up. Thousand people to understand like you're supposed

40:54

to have to fix things That they will

40:56

fix anything. This literally comments at all over

40:58

your i don't know what people are think

41:00

they're getting into bus into the stop lying

41:02

to each other. been with oh my god

41:04

you're gonna love motherhood know you're not Okay

41:06

no you're not a stop telling a friend

41:09

that's. The worst? yeah

41:11

some she's doing. Mmc goes yeah, I

41:13

mean you guys are always home with

41:15

the baby. I mean like use that

41:17

use attacks. Present. Means news that

41:20

of make that hot I got here

41:22

we are homeland with the baby to

41:24

meet you again as kinda some sweatpants

41:26

king. Would. Be made out

41:28

of a thing. But. Yeah.

41:31

What? What is apple? Is that like? Is

41:34

that like normal course wear pants king or

41:36

is it just like it's own like fits?

41:38

I've seen it Ammiano nope it's us or

41:40

had or a porn thing. I've seen it

41:42

in gay porn like have come across it

41:44

nino up know pan about far as a

41:47

as like beads of sweat pants are most

41:49

like a for that's a thing as like

41:51

you know. People can see

41:53

things flopping around and stuff. know like

41:55

six. Either way, sick ones not like

41:57

the thin ones. you know, like six

41:59

sweatpants. The thing people are in a

42:01

sweat pants I on the what it as

42:03

his mother says you're my brother Adam guy

42:05

from south of censor our he was really

42:08

into free bollinger months. he lie down guys

42:10

and sorts because he can see their wiener

42:12

outlines like that was his kink and I'd

42:14

never heard of fat finger think yeah yeah

42:16

this one is not that it's acts was

42:18

pick. Sweatpants, So

42:21

you can't for you, don't you dare? They seem. Yeah.

42:23

It's like. A tape kind

42:25

of Kmart. Quality. You know,

42:27

the roof That such a solid he sets us

42:29

up. This stuff like

42:31

every I think that's like

42:34

our see someone. In

42:36

a. Giants Parker. evidence of I'm

42:38

like don't you was is something in

42:40

their lights on sources on the flopping

42:43

or move it around or I wind

42:45

up a part of the service. After

42:48

six, it's like Urban Legend The Movie Urban

42:50

Legend The Site. Yeah, I've Urban Legend. Jake

42:52

and I see some of the Big Parker

42:54

with a furry hood. I want to see

42:57

someone getting fucked. Whether kidneys get stolen in

42:59

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43:03

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Through like yeah yeah now I'm just

43:43

saying like let's go get out the

43:46

scope, get drunk and fuck in the

43:48

bathroom but is funny because. Of

43:50

the latest rumor about Jack says that's where he

43:53

was fucking his publicist. A

43:55

backlash. Alabama is all legit. This stuff I'm

43:57

reading on Reddit so dumb even bother suing

43:59

me Sue Rabbit and good luck with that.

44:02

Here. So that

44:04

jazz man is like are just like you

44:06

know said something, juries worse and attacks whatever

44:09

it is like yeah yeah, you're right, I'm

44:11

in her love languages, my mouth, between her

44:13

legs like our. That.

44:15

Really escalated quickly and this conversation service

44:17

is like for thirty. Go Just say

44:19

that Be like hey I can't wait

44:21

to come home and for my face

44:23

between your legs So you know like

44:25

do that we get some toys. is

44:27

a gay as you've got plenty of

44:29

those. I mean there's probably like a

44:31

lot of in Obs pub in is

44:33

Michelle them a lot. I mean liked

44:35

him out of batteries you go through

44:37

is insane it was in Europe Tom's

44:39

handle the likes to bounce while all

44:41

families and olds was. Man it's like

44:44

people to orders. Are that is.

44:47

True that so we'll man standing

44:49

batteries in his owls. So

44:52

them are just some fucked up the

44:54

harm yourself is a com not I'm

44:57

just consists of just worked so hard

44:59

stomach vs this I'm doing and then

45:01

there's the Batman I'm doing. I'm amazed

45:03

that whole bar thing that I'm doing

45:05

literally nothing for other people are doing

45:07

i'm discussing my name to amounts to

45:09

stress is the stress of it's killing

45:11

me. As

45:14

his ago just so wants you to

45:16

end up like just in Michelle. Am

45:18

I right? Is that now that will

45:20

never never never happens. Or by that

45:22

I mean we would never get a

45:24

divorce without turning it into several. Us

45:27

Weekly magazine seems like near whizzing dismissals.

45:29

Great content so he's like yeah well

45:31

when we want of the carnival, Sassy

45:33

was like if my bears last the

45:35

next month I'll be shocked. As for

45:37

quality knows that bad Am so they

45:39

talk about oh my god you know

45:41

that Jackson but the whole refund Jackson

45:43

by that her here with to spread

45:45

the surrender rights and exact. Oh because

45:47

Christened didn't wanna do it Christmas while

45:49

Christians claiming she doesn't want to die

45:52

from her we know that Christians literally

45:54

chomping at the bit to do it

45:56

by more this part the carnival thing.

45:58

Jax, Jax This was. This

46:00

is gossip that just heard from the

46:02

source so this part is like you're

46:04

just gossip but then he goes hate

46:07

tennis next per se between us and

46:09

she's like yeah it's and is it

46:11

okay our it's a rumor I was

46:13

sold his she's been texting other man

46:15

and a person's only does. About.

46:18

Michelle some out now is during Christmas gossip and

46:20

by the way I just want to pauses for

46:22

a moment to say I was looking on her

46:24

instagram this morning. And.

46:26

I was. You know I was. I was

46:28

walking down the sidewalk so I can do

46:31

some. I can do some fall of research

46:33

on this and I'm hoping fingers crossed that

46:35

you were able to because someone on her

46:37

instagram said did you hear that the dirt

46:40

data was out of this morning that the

46:42

director that Michelle was starting to. Was.

46:45

Rob Reiner, Ff, Ff, Ff A

46:47

please subscribe to our was already

46:49

heard rumors of Michael Bay. Mainly

46:52

just Michael Bay, but if it's

46:54

Rob Reiner, I

46:56

have noticed maybe at this may I hope

46:59

I've not heard back and say I've I've

47:01

heard Michael Bay and I. I.

47:03

Even heard Sly Stallone last week

47:05

and ah, but migrate A seems

47:07

to be the most popular choice.

47:10

I'm I'm I'm Michelle A valet

47:12

if is Rob Reiner. Miss.

47:14

Some so I don't think she has a last name.

47:16

I think just as likely not allowed to have one

47:18

anymore. Michelle.

47:22

Lolly yeah Lally of all I

47:24

like Must Sell! Loudly.

47:27

Is. Our and Rob Reiner. Let's

47:30

see. If someone's

47:32

door neighbor up when Harry met Sally.

47:34

Who. Is Rob Reiner, his wife? my parents

47:37

strawberry matter how Ams believes he was actually

47:39

married to Meet Head. I

47:41

don't see anything on here to David Lolly

47:43

had a spark such melt I mean I'll

47:45

see me thing or google that doesn't mean

47:48

anything. you know I I haven't heard it.

47:50

it's it's. It's a

47:52

terrifying thought. I

47:54

must say that I'm purple. I'm I'm. I'm

47:57

Kat. I'm. gonna say like i

48:00

It's actually so bizarre I

48:02

support it. It's like, I know

48:06

why I support it because Jesse

48:08

is a former model and to know

48:10

that she would cheat

48:12

on Jesse with Meathead.

48:15

Well here's why I don't believe it. Amongst

48:17

other things. Amongst

48:19

central premise. Listen,

48:22

it's LA and we've seen crazier dates

48:24

happen. I mean LA is

48:26

like the town of the cast of Monsters, Inc.

48:28

getting the hottest girls in town. Okay?

48:32

For evidence, please see Harvey Weinstein or

48:34

etc, etc, etc. So

48:37

on that level, it doesn't shock me. Although I know that

48:39

that guy was an absolute predator, but you know what I

48:41

mean. Just like growth guys, hot girls. We've seen it. But

48:45

I don't believe it because he is

48:47

so ultra liberal that

48:50

like he's like quoted all the time

48:52

on Twitter. He's getting in

48:54

Twitter fights or he used to all the time

48:56

about liberal causes and stuff like that. And

48:59

Michelle's storyline is yeah. And

49:01

Michelle's whole storyline is conservative

49:03

views. So I don't know.

49:06

I think that that wouldn't work. But

49:09

you know what? Don't you also kind

49:11

of feel like Michelle is just sort

49:14

of, she takes on

49:16

the political views of who she's stuck with. So

49:19

like I can see Jesse being like

49:21

more Republican and conservative and be like,

49:23

you can't say anything these days. Cancel

49:26

the culture. Am I

49:28

right? And she's like, yeah, cancel culture. But

49:30

then she's with Rob Reiner and then she's now

49:33

like, she's like, we're going to be black pea

49:35

shirt. I'm set. Um,

49:42

so, uh, honestly, I, my

49:46

mind cannot wrap itself

49:48

around. Michelle Lolly and

49:50

Rob Reiner being an item, but it wants

49:52

to be, I want to have anybody who

49:55

gave us that. Uh, I just don't, I'm

49:57

not buying that. Jasmine.

50:00

I'm Jasmine like oh my God Fucking Chris In

50:02

and of course Christians going to open her mouth.

50:05

You know this. I don't want to be a

50:07

part of this big as Christmas is gonna be

50:09

Christians as he is literally like a bomb and

50:11

you know what you're going to get when he

50:13

comes and crazy crist it is a crazy or

50:16

that regular Kristin like who is it today? Who

50:18

who are we dealing with today and it's a

50:20

kind now and he's like I mean this is

50:22

life altering gossip to say of somebody is a

50:25

marriage. Sir and Isis

50:27

Kbr national Tv. It's now we get to

50:29

watch the rest of the episode with Jasmine

50:31

and Jax acting so morally superior when they

50:33

were the ones who just brought the shut

50:36

up on national Tv. Well.

50:38

As I just.

50:41

I. Love the Jack says like wow

50:43

you know Kristin she just has

50:45

the biggest mouth. Kristin chesapeake s

50:47

mouse Reggie was like dirt literally

50:49

just just passing on those gossip

50:51

on Tv to Jasmine much more.

50:53

They both and we were bigger

50:55

them see that. Can you believe

50:58

what Chris in is doing? Passing

51:00

gossip that I'm not going repeat

51:02

on national television Season I had

51:04

to do with Are Married said

51:06

I've been stagnating a bad about

51:08

or possibly cheating with somebody who

51:10

might be not. A ball but

51:12

ahead of. The.

51:18

Items. As

51:22

if it's all I'm saying is

51:24

that Michelle is keeping it all in

51:27

the families. You know that

51:29

arise when Harry met a lesson

51:31

or a few good men looking

51:33

for a few years with drop

51:35

writer director. Few good men are

51:37

that. I will

51:39

be he director that that he I don't know cause I

51:41

looked up Rob Reiner and when Harry Met Sally came up.

51:45

With is where my when Harry Met Sally. joke

51:47

came from everybody everybody sit down

51:49

sit with that he was a

51:51

long long recap starbucks take that

51:53

says a lot does a lot

51:55

to cover this is a big

51:58

episode parents as it is jesus

52:00

Just this huge stuff. Before

52:02

we started this, we were like, oh my god, only

52:04

two episodes to record and then our weekend begins. I

52:07

can't wait to get these over with. And

52:09

then we're like, you know what? Let's talk about fishing

52:11

poles for 90 minutes straight.

52:17

I am going to continue looking up to see whether

52:19

or not he directed A Few Good Men or if

52:21

that was Ron Howard. And in the meantime, you can

52:23

take us on. Oh, Ron Howard sounds right, actually. Okay,

52:27

so then she's like, well, look,

52:29

I know that. Excuse me, excuse

52:32

me, excuse me, everyone. Excuse me.

52:36

The director of A Few Good Men was in

52:38

fact Rob Reiner. You

52:42

also directed Misery. Good call. Oh,

52:44

so that's why she likes him.

52:46

Misery. She's like,

52:48

thank you for directing

52:51

a movie about my

52:53

emotional state. She's

53:00

like, I love what you had Kathy

53:02

Bates doing, what I would do emotionally

53:04

to the gay community if I had

53:06

Max. Oh

53:09

my goodness, Rob Reiner, thank you

53:11

so much for directing a movie

53:13

about what I want Jesse to

53:15

do next time I am near

53:18

railroad tracks. Stand by me. On

53:21

the railroad track. So

53:26

let me say this because I don't want

53:29

to forget. I already forgot. Okay, so it's

53:31

not my notes. But is this the scene

53:33

when Jasmine's like, I know Jax and Jax

53:35

is just taking

53:37

me to lunch and telling me all this gossip

53:39

because he wants me to repeat the gossip and

53:42

I'm not stupid. I'm not going to just go

53:44

out and repeat this gossip. And then

53:46

she goes out and basically does. But

53:48

I don't know if that's an hour later, but I didn't

53:51

want to forget to say it. So it's a yes, Jasmine.

53:53

Jasmine's too smart for this. And then she immediately is like,

53:55

well, I

53:57

may have heard something that I'm not going to talk about.

54:00

Okay, so comic relief for ah, phone

54:02

time with Jax. Okay, so Jax is

54:04

trying to figure out how to talk

54:06

to date him on faith time. That.

54:09

J same. Can. Top of his

54:11

time to see. As for Android phone. And.

54:13

Sell Jax is like. A

54:16

dog. Jason's like call me on what that

54:18

and effects Britney one let me have what

54:20

about fuck Ram on her She know that

54:22

everybody knows that are can see that. God

54:24

damn Androids Jax. I'm.

54:27

Has. A major problem with Android phones.

54:30

I. Don't think of the song, but it's funny

54:32

because Jax is kind of the Android phone.

54:34

Of humans. And I'll

54:37

leave it there. Since. The point where

54:39

we should make this apart To recap.

54:41

Okay so guys. Were. Him and this

54:43

part one of the recap. Okay,

54:45

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