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a going i'm Craig Sinuses back on

1:01

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members Vanier. Cyanide. Oh you're

1:05

right Simon Silas is not. Oh god could

1:07

you imagine why was I doing Silas as

1:09

a as a wacky German guy who likes

1:11

without a job with on. That. They

1:13

were starting with five. Gusto are just

1:15

getting. Because. This podcast is built

1:18

on mistakes so around yeah, Simon is

1:20

back. Bree as boyfriend So it's couples

1:22

weekend on Summer House Martha's Vineyard and

1:25

guess what? This couple is proud to

1:27

bring it to you. This couple of.

1:30

Wacky. Friends are welcome to

1:32

the So. this is Sunday

1:34

morning here in our lives

1:36

because Ben is a New

1:39

York for his lab, Our

1:41

dorms, Broadway opening of the

1:43

Great Gatsby. Said. Yeah, right

1:45

away to go see him. Yes,

1:47

Years major congratulations it was. Honestly it

1:49

was so good. I am just saying

1:52

that because he choreographed it. I really

1:54

really enjoyed. It is just like this

1:56

big. Glitzy, art

1:58

deco spectacle with just like

2:01

madness everywhere and Dom's choreography

2:03

was so good. So

2:05

definitely if you're in New York, I would get a

2:08

ticket to see the show because I loved it. I

2:10

really, I genuinely loved it. And

2:13

by the way, it was cool to meet some

2:15

Crappins listeners who were there in the audience. So

2:17

you know, shout out to you guys. Yeah,

2:20

guys. Well, everybody, thanks

2:22

so much for being here with us today.

2:26

We are, it's gonna be an exciting week

2:28

because this week we are in

2:30

finally this week. We're in the

2:32

Netflix is a joke comedy festival

2:34

in Los Angeles. That

2:37

is Friday night. We are going to be doing a

2:39

really fun thing. It's our

2:41

first ever dwell. Hello live show. The

2:44

dwell. Hello is where we make fun

2:46

of house hunters may seem like an odd choice to do

2:48

for a live show, but we'd love doing that show. We

2:50

think it's so funny and we're excited to do it live

2:52

for you guys. It's also a smaller house. We're going to

2:54

get to meet everybody and talk to everybody and just hang

2:56

out. It's also the opening night

2:58

for the Kookaburra lounge, which is our friend

3:00

Katie Kuzorla, her

3:02

new lounge in Hollywood. So we're super excited

3:04

for her. It's just, you know what? It's

3:06

just a night of things happening. Also, our

3:09

face is on some bus or

3:11

something, which my friend, no, she did not

3:13

get a picture. What? No

3:15

way. Our face is not on a bus.

3:18

She said that somewhere she said it's like on a billboard

3:20

or a bus. She just said I was out in Hollywood

3:22

and saw your face on something. She didn't get more than

3:25

that. Yeah. So

3:27

I don't know what I'm assuming it was some digital thing.

3:30

Yeah, that's what it was. I'll

3:32

be on the digital. What do I care? I doubt

3:35

it's like a paper billboard or something, but you know

3:37

what? Because I don't really know the answer. So as

3:39

far as anyone knows, it was a movie picture in

3:41

front of the ground minutes. Okay. Get

3:43

off my, get off my ass. Yeah. Well,

3:45

that's very exciting. I'm going to try to track it down when I get

3:47

back to LA tomorrow. But also

3:50

just one little piece of business about this whole

3:53

show is that we did learn

3:55

that there's only about 25 tickets left. So

3:57

if you want to come see us on Facebook.

4:00

Friday, tickets are running out. So be sure

4:02

to go to watchitcrapins.com to get your tickets.

4:05

And then in a couple weeks, we're going

4:07

to be in London, Dublin, and Birmingham. So

4:09

get tickets for that at watchitcrapins.com. We'll announce

4:11

what we're going to cover for those shows.

4:13

We have not quite decided yet, but

4:16

we're going to figure out something crazy to do

4:19

for those shows. So we'll figure it out and

4:21

announce that. But come. And today,

4:23

it's Summer House. Oh, tomorrow's crappy...

4:25

Tonight is crappy hour for you

4:27

guys. Monday, 5.30 PM Pacific

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Time over on Instagram Live.

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That's our Live Bravo News show every

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other week. Okay, Ben, let's get into

4:35

Summer House and Masa Spin Yachts. Wait,

4:37

can I just start with telling a

4:40

quick story about here in New York?

4:43

Because this city is deranged. So

4:46

yesterday, Dom and

4:48

I were walking someplace. We walked out of his building

4:51

and we walk out on the street and there's already

4:54

someone who is

4:56

a little unhinged. Someone who

4:58

has their... They're

5:01

just in their own place, in their own

5:03

reality right now. And he was just

5:06

yelling. Has left you trying to be so not cancelable,

5:09

trying to describe an insane person,

5:11

an insane homeless person in the

5:13

city. But you don't want to

5:15

say insane or homeless. And listening to you try

5:18

to find other words for it is hilarious to

5:20

be very 2000. I'm trying to be very

5:24

friendly before I make fun of this person. So

5:29

we walk out on the street and there's... It's

5:32

like you immediately hear this guy yelling,

5:34

jealous, jealous of what?

5:36

And he's screaming. He's

5:38

all the way across. And so they're

5:41

like, Oh God, New York City. You walk

5:43

out the door and it's such an assault.

5:45

It's like, jealous of what? Jealous of what?

5:48

He's screaming this. And then he

5:50

walks towards us. It's like, Oh God. Now

5:52

he's walking towards us. He's like, jealous of

5:54

what, bitch? Jealous of what? And then we

5:56

sort of walk by him and then he

5:59

starts stomping. and starts coming up really close

6:01

behind me. I'm like, oh my God, this guy's gonna

6:03

punch me or something. And then he goes, jealous

6:06

of what? Your ugly leather

6:08

pants. And I was like,

6:10

did this guy just? Did this guy just, I was like,

6:13

did this guy just quote Sun's track? And

6:15

he starts doing it over, he starts going,

6:18

your ugly leather pants, jealous of what? Your

6:20

ugly leather pants. I was like, I

6:22

cannot believe this man is

6:25

rage quoting Sun's track right now. It's

6:28

the funniest thing. And then I

6:30

was like, well, I'm setting at you. I mean,

6:32

that has to be some kind of Bravo person,

6:34

right? That's hilarious.

6:36

That's probably Sutton's old assistant that

6:39

we don't see anymore. It

6:41

probably was. And then I tried to step away

6:43

from him, but then I actually stepped into him.

6:45

And then he was like, jealous of what? And

6:47

he goes, oh, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry,

6:49

I'm sorry, I'm sorry. And then we sort of

6:52

separated out again, and then he goes

6:54

back to going, jealous of what? And

6:56

he became extremely polite. I'm

6:59

like, knowing New York City was probably a method actor. Well,

7:05

I'm glad to know that Bravo has no

7:07

neighborhood. That's always been

7:09

my favorite thing about this channel. All

7:12

right, so here we are, it's day nine in

7:14

Masa, Spain. Everyone's waking up,

7:16

Amir's doing some odd stretch. A lot of

7:18

people on this show love getting naked and

7:21

fucking for the cameras. It's like some, I

7:24

don't know, what do you call that when you like showing

7:26

off? Your ambitionism. Yeah, you're

7:28

an exhibitionist or whatever, it's a kink,

7:30

it's a thing. And it's

7:32

kind of fun. Amir likes doing

7:34

stretches where he's just stretching his butt

7:36

cheeks openly to the camera

7:38

in his underwear. What the fuck was that? I mean,

7:40

I didn't mind. Listen, it wasn't a complaint. I

7:43

just thought it was odd to put your butt right in the camera

7:45

and then flap your butt cheeks

7:48

open and closed. Yeah. It's

7:51

like a hello from Milan. Like hello.

7:54

Hello, neighbors. Hello.

7:57

Cakes were out. Big

7:59

old cakes. It goes. Watching tops

8:01

up just deserts of the kicks work

8:03

out so arm Summer decides call Nana

8:05

ah I'm and that sounds like nam

8:08

as bad have a procedure and her

8:10

site is not gonna be what it

8:12

was for the next two months and

8:15

Summer tells us that Nana cycling and

8:17

most important people my life and shoot

8:19

up to me When my mother struggled

8:22

with addiction and growing up I didn't

8:24

have a father so now it's like

8:26

the Summer sad backstory. A moments of

8:29

the show. Me, I

8:31

am, it's it's The whole episode is

8:33

kind of themed on this and I

8:35

thought it was interesting that this is

8:37

kind of centered around manna when the

8:40

entire episode watching summer where are just

8:42

going Mass and Mack Matt Mack of

8:44

them are Max are a madman. Bought

8:47

my math is as a rough one

8:49

for summer to sweet guys so I

8:51

guess. She has Fraser

8:54

Sassy. She has a Mozart's.

8:57

Someone of Emotions Also watching

8:59

this show, you know the

9:01

regular Summer House and Banter

9:03

Pump roles. Did. The

9:05

big thing I'm always I'm always try to figure

9:07

out what they're doing, the drug wise and these

9:09

party nights biggest sometimes they just lead to this

9:11

and it leads to the nonsense fighting and then

9:14

we start taking sides in the fighting like who's

9:16

right and who's wrong. We get so serious about

9:18

it, we get so worked up about it and

9:20

you know I've told you many times on the

9:22

shout at the end of the day we're fighting

9:25

over someone elses Coke rates and cook rates really

9:27

has no bounds. Mount Mike using Summer specifically. Now

9:29

not really. I don't know what they're doing of

9:31

these parties by at these parties or at the

9:34

end of like go. Out my it's if

9:36

once he tends to have these episodes

9:38

school something's going on. There might just

9:40

be a regular olds, you know, Sutter.

9:43

Home or whatever. But. Will

9:45

you know what do people still drink? That

9:48

said, our homes that are home sutter,

9:50

hum companion are some like that. was

9:52

a summer home I'm sure they do. Ah

9:54

look. At. The very jealous of

9:56

let your ugly leather. Rose. I.

10:01

At the very least, she can't handle her alcohol very

10:03

well. We can definitely say that. So

10:06

yeah, it's a lot of summer. It's

10:09

interesting that you talked about how on Summerhouse

10:11

we get into arguments over people's concrete. We

10:15

take sides. It's not we get into arguments. We

10:17

take sides over people's arguments. What's

10:19

interesting about this show is that there's no arguments.

10:23

I mean, there's argument, there's like fight little spats,

10:25

but there's nothing for us

10:27

to really take a side on

10:29

these days. I really would love it if someone

10:31

could do something and

10:34

let us take a side on something. We're

10:38

taking a side on whether

10:40

or not Summer is entitled

10:42

to be annoyed at something

10:45

that we sort of like,

10:48

should Summer have flipped out about

10:50

the rules of never have I

10:52

ever? It's like, okay, we

10:54

can debate that. I

10:56

have to say I'm kind of liking the

10:58

low stakes of this season for Summerhouse Martha

11:00

and Spinured. I do find it just to

11:02

be an enjoyable sit. Yeah.

11:06

I mean, I really like those cast and

11:08

I enjoy just watching them, but

11:10

the show doesn't really have

11:13

a villain and you could see that they're

11:15

trying to bring in villains. They're like desperately

11:17

trying to bring in Mariah and Phil. But

11:21

the show is also very concerned with

11:23

people's safe spaces. So as

11:25

a result, we're just kind of

11:28

hanging out watching people's Summer vacations.

11:32

When we watch these shows normally, we're

11:34

like, oh my God, we start theriprising,

11:36

right? We're like, oh, well, this

11:39

probably happened in their childhood and you really need

11:41

to work on this issue. And

11:43

we can, as an audience, I think

11:45

all feel just so smart because we're watching

11:47

these people and understanding their mental issues. This

11:51

show, they know their mental issues. They're also in

11:53

tune with it and they all go to therapy.

11:56

It works through so much that anytime a fight

11:58

arises, they're like, well, here are my. feelings and

12:00

I respect you very much and then they're like

12:02

you know what I choose to honor

12:04

my own safe space and

12:06

remove myself from this situation like you're on

12:09

television okay drop that shit leave the therapy

12:11

at the door you know most jobs are

12:13

supposed to leave your drama at the door

12:15

but on Bravo you're supposed to leave your

12:17

therapy at the door bring your drama inside

12:19

the door bring it from your truck get

12:22

it out of your trunk unpack it and

12:24

bring it in so we need yeah exactly

12:28

so this show does give us

12:30

Preston's hat storyline

12:33

I'm really the precious evolving

12:36

hat storyline

12:39

exactly so summer's talking about how telling

12:41

her Nana that there's like a lot

12:43

of arguments and you know I try

12:45

to show up for people to a

12:47

fault you know like

12:49

if someone's using the wrong rules to a

12:52

party game I like to show up for

12:54

them and correct them and then I don't

12:56

like telling people I'm overwhelmed I don't like

12:58

putting my problems on other people up you

13:00

don't like doing that like you've literally had

13:02

a meltdown every single night this show for

13:04

this is not only that but you're sitting

13:06

there and you're talking first of all whenever

13:09

somebody is like I'm just too good of

13:11

a person I lol when that while they're crying

13:13

second of all you know you're

13:15

sitting there talking to a woman who

13:17

is blind she just went blind and

13:19

you're calling her with you know never

13:21

have I ever drama know what I

13:24

mean like come on yeah I mean

13:26

that's in the future but this is

13:28

just as important whatever she's calling about

13:30

now and she's like I'm just there

13:32

for everyone no you're not you're calling

13:34

a blind woman and complaining about some

13:36

petty fight stop just stop and

13:39

and Anna's like you know you're there to enjoy

13:41

this and she's like I just

13:43

I don't feel safe to tell people my

13:46

problems it comes from abandonment issues like I

13:49

feel like you've told us all

13:51

your problems all summer long she's

13:54

like you know it talks about how her mom was taken

13:56

away because she couldn't take care of summer and she's like

13:58

I've been a lot of them over unavailable

14:00

adults took care of her after. So

14:03

she doesn't know how to let people take space

14:05

for her without feeling the burden of their lives

14:07

and she tries to suppress inner feelings but it's

14:10

just not healthy. Well

14:12

you know tossing Amazon boxes is

14:15

so I hope she starts doing that

14:17

soon. So she

14:20

next we go to Nick trying to pick

14:22

the closet lock because the closet's locked from

14:24

the inside. I don't know

14:26

why that's a thing like why there's a

14:28

lock on the inside of the closet but

14:30

there is. So

14:33

is this the pantry? Is it a closet or a pantry?

14:35

I don't know

14:38

what it was. I was also impressed that he picked it. I

14:40

never quite learned how to pick a lock. Did you ever learn

14:42

how to do that? No it's so

14:44

hard. Well I learned how to pick

14:46

a household lock like he was

14:48

picking yeah when I was a kid because

14:50

my parents used to always be like it's adult

14:52

time don't come in here and me and my

14:54

sister were like what does that mean? Fuck that.

14:56

That's not fair. Adult time. Adult time is bullshit.

14:58

Of course we weren't talking like that we were

15:01

like four and so I

15:03

learned how to pick a lock and I went in

15:05

there and they're like oh my god what

15:07

are you doing? I was like you're naked.

15:10

That really didn't traumatize me until later

15:12

in life but it's still to this

15:14

day the memory sets me

15:17

down. You just don't want to burden us

15:19

with your problems. Yeah.

15:22

You don't you feel the you

15:24

know you don't want to take up space because you've been through

15:26

a lot. Yeah guys so I just I

15:28

don't want to put the vision of my parents you

15:32

know 80s like crazy

15:34

bush into your minds but it's still

15:36

in mind so just imagine it and

15:38

sit with that for a while and

15:40

let's just all never have sex again

15:42

okay. Great. You're welcome. This is why

15:44

you shouldn't pick locks. Okay locks are

15:46

locks for a reason. I thought a lot

15:48

of them made a choice. There was intentionality.

15:51

So yeah. So he's like god who

15:53

would lock the door from the inside? Now my family

15:55

would lock the pantry door from the outside if they

15:57

could because I was always in that shit. And

16:00

Amir announces that it's Couples Weekend

16:03

and people are going to bring their significant other,

16:05

so who's going to be positive? Which I love

16:08

that Amir has to say that because his girlfriend

16:10

is a psychopath. Okay? And I know that's probably

16:12

not the nicest way to phrase it, but

16:15

this lady is crazy town. Okay? We've

16:17

seen a little snippets of her on their phone

16:19

calls. This is not just fiery when people are

16:21

like, oh my God, she's so fiery. This lady

16:24

is going to burn

16:26

him alive if you ever f***ed up.

16:28

I'm telling you that right now. She

16:31

is terrible. And

16:34

yeah, so he's like, so we're going to be positive, right? We're

16:36

going to be positive because he just wants us to move over

16:38

any conflict. He wants people to get along with her and he

16:40

wants her to get along with... because if

16:42

she has a bad time, she's never going to

16:44

let him go back for season three, right? So...

16:48

Well, we've also seen that he is one

16:50

of these typical Bravo men who... now listen,

16:52

we've always liked Amir on this show, right?

16:54

But we can see very clearly what kind

16:56

of guy he is in this episode, I

16:58

think, at least to me. He's

17:01

a typical Bravo guy who

17:03

finds someone with

17:07

very big personality and

17:09

then he pokes at them. And

17:12

we find out later that he's been telling her

17:14

how much everybody wants him, etc, etc, in

17:17

the house. So she's coming ready

17:19

because he's gotten her pissed off already,

17:21

right? So he's like

17:23

tried to trigger her already because he gets off on it,

17:25

you know? He finds someone that he can trigger and then

17:27

the whole time he can be like, see guys, she's crazy

17:29

and I'm the only one who can deal with her. Right,

17:33

right. So then

17:35

Preston tells us, well, today we have Donald

17:38

and Natalie and Simon arriving. And to kick

17:40

off Couples Weekend, I am throwing a cocktail

17:42

mixer, just an excuse to look good. It's

17:44

a precursor to Frick Nick, which is going

17:46

to be wild. So

17:50

then Preston and Amir are talking about how it's

17:53

exciting that Jasmine's pregnant, which is – I

17:55

don't think anyone's actually excited. It's fine. And

17:57

then later on – Well, I'm not going to say that. Jasmine's

18:00

telling us that like last year was the first

18:02

time that her relationship with Mariah

18:04

has ever been tested and they've taken their

18:06

time to get back to who

18:09

they are and Since

18:11

Silas isn't there she's gonna need Mariah

18:13

to support her and whatever it is.

18:15

She's doing I guess I'm being pregnant

18:18

Jasmine's pregnancy is like when you go to the movies

18:20

and have to sit there 30 minutes for

18:22

previews that you have things that you don't Want to see? Let's

18:26

face it. I know like so it's like the best

18:28

way I can describe her pregnancy like I

18:30

get that it's there I'm not mad that it's

18:32

happening. I mean I understand the economy and I have

18:34

to just keep coming out with these things But

18:37

what do I have to be bothered with it? You know what?

18:39

I mean? Yeah, I just paid to see like Mission Impossible Yeah,

18:44

it's like for me when I go see a

18:46

comedy movie and The

18:49

all the trailers are for horror movies and

18:51

I get so mad I'm like I did

18:53

not buy a ticket for her movie. I

18:55

specifically chose comedy because I

18:57

don't want to be startled and What

19:00

you're doing is you are startling me

19:03

with like your insidious? number

19:05

nine and your Who

19:07

knows what else? Terrible horror movie

19:09

the nun the nun goes on

19:12

vacation, you know I don't need to see

19:14

all these horror movie trailers before my comedy which

19:16

is half the reason why I started going into

19:18

the movies I'm like, I I don't

19:20

want to be terrified before I see my comedy and that's

19:22

kind of like sort of the same thing

19:24

I think yeah, and that's our way of saying Silas. Please

19:26

don't get people pregnant Okay,

19:29

and that's you so now No,

19:32

well, it's like is it hot out here.

19:34

It sure is. Hi and

19:37

Alex is out, you know doing his Meditation

19:42

his meditation cosplay he's like listening

19:44

to a CD disc man or

19:46

something going. Oh It's

19:50

just his own voice probably This

19:59

trail I brought That's his trail vibrato from

20:01

last week. I'm

20:04

not a huge fan of Alex, but I

20:06

really did love his trail vibrato. So

20:13

Bria sits down next to Alex in the middle

20:16

of his meditation and then Milo tries to bite

20:18

him, which I thought was great. That was Milo's

20:20

best move so far. And

20:22

Alex is like, I'm sorry. So

20:25

congratulations Milo. You are now no longer

20:27

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20:30

the music collective rooftop parties. And

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Bria is like, oh my God, did he try to bite you?

20:35

I'm so sorry. He's like, well, I think

20:37

I just scared him. You know, he

20:39

sensed that I really don't want to date

20:41

right now. You know, just put him on

20:44

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20:46

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20:48

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22:49

Simon arrives in pink flamingo

22:52

pajamas. Oh god, this

22:54

drove me nuts, you know why? Because it's

22:56

not that he was wearing pajamas. It's that

22:58

they didn't match. Did you notice

23:00

that the shade of blue for the upper

23:02

pajamas were different blue for the lower pajamas?

23:04

It was almost like he had bought the

23:06

top separately and he had bought it like

23:08

two months prior and had been to the

23:11

wash a few times. And then he was

23:13

like, oh look, there's also bottoms. Or

23:15

vice versa. And like the

23:18

lack of consistency amongst the

23:20

navy shade of

23:22

the pajamas drove me nuts. I

23:24

didn't know if it was supposed to be like that

23:27

or what. I was like, maybe since it's all one

23:29

solid pattern, they were like, oh, we'll change it up

23:31

by slightly changing the background color on each piece. I

23:33

didn't know what was happening. Yeah,

23:35

it was cheap. That's what that was. It was

23:37

cheap. And he did not arrive from

23:39

Ferrari this time, which is very confusing

23:41

to me. So next

23:44

like, so I've got questions

23:46

about these flamingo pajamas. First,

23:50

where did we buy those? Second, why

23:53

did we buy those? You look crazy.

23:56

And I'm in a straw flat, Orville

23:58

Redenbacher hat. sweater

24:00

around my shoulders.

24:07

So then Simon goes outside and I

24:09

was like, oh hi, how do you

24:11

say hi in German? Hi, hello, hello,

24:13

hello. Oh my gosh, wow, you got

24:16

my pajamas. She

24:18

really is talking to him like she's known him

24:20

for years. She's like, wow, hello,

24:23

hello, and pajama.

24:27

Baby needs some applesauce. She

24:30

knows who she's dealing with. So

24:32

then he hugs Bria and she's

24:35

like, oh my god, Simon, are you crying?

24:37

And he's like, no. Oh,

24:39

okay, well, kind of killed that moment, Simon.

24:41

So they go in and sit in the

24:44

in the diary room and he's like shirtless

24:46

with his boobs. He's like, look into me,

24:48

I'm shirtless with shaved boobies. What do you

24:50

think of that? Hopefully

24:53

you have time for me. Get it

24:55

pun intended. Yeah,

24:59

I literally had to sell my shirt off

25:01

my back because the plane tickets were so

25:03

expensive, Bria. So

25:07

Bria's like, yeah, we haven't seen each other in

25:09

one month and we haven't even talked. Yeah, you

25:11

ignore me. You don't have time. You call me

25:13

tomorrow. I understand. I love you. I love to

25:15

be here. Oh, and he just starts to make

25:18

out with her in the diary room. She's like,

25:20

okay, stop, stop, yeah.

25:23

So then Donald is the next to show

25:25

and Preston's like, oh my god, of course you

25:27

show up the second I go to the

25:29

bathroom, which I feel like is true

25:31

love. Yeah. Anyone

25:33

really loves you will call you while you're on the toilet.

25:35

That's just how it is. Yeah,

25:40

that's usually when my parents call. Me

25:43

too. You settle on down and

25:45

then the phone calls and it's like, it's

25:47

dad. Me too. And

25:51

vice versa, like I'll call and then my dad is

25:53

like, hello, what's going on? Are you, why

25:55

is it echoing? Are you in the bathroom? Yeah,

26:00

okay. You know that you don't have to answer when you're

26:03

in the bathroom, right? By

26:05

the way, I have to say so during the Gatsby premiere,

26:07

so You know like Before

26:10

the show starts I do this like sound So

26:12

like it sounds like phones and everything so reminds

26:14

you to put your phone like to turn your

26:16

phone off So I put my phone on do

26:18

not disturb and I put it on to vibrate.

26:20

I was like, okay and

26:23

then The show is going like

26:25

during one of the big ballots all of a sudden my

26:27

phone starts to vibrate and my watch starts to vibrate Because

26:29

it's like everything. I'm like, what the fuck I put it

26:31

on do not disturb So then I'm

26:33

like I like region luckily doesn't make any noise, but

26:35

I'm just like So then I like

26:37

I reach in and like and I like, you know, I hit

26:39

the thing to send it to boys smell And then the entire

26:41

time I'm like, oh my god that they're gonna call back. They're

26:44

gonna call back. I guarantee it was my dad I guarantee it

26:46

was my dad and um And

26:48

I was like I wanted to like go in and put it on

26:50

airplane mode But then the act of taking out the phone would

26:53

um That's like distracting and I'm

26:55

like I'm like around everyone who's like very important on the show

26:57

So I don't want to be the one I don't want to

27:00

be the plus one that takes out their phone in the middle

27:02

of the show so At

27:04

intermission. I like pull out the phone and of course

27:06

it was my dad and he was like Call

27:09

me to say hey, I hope the premiere goes well tonight,

27:11

you know Looks

27:14

like you called during the premiere dad Always

27:17

oh his parents always know when to

27:20

call at the least opportune time, but we

27:22

love them We um, we

27:24

love them Um,

27:27

so let's see so then donald

27:29

shows up and he's cute and

27:32

um Bria, I don't know. It's just this show, you

27:34

know, it's a summer house show so some people are

27:36

like I want to get drunk and then some people

27:38

like oh my god, it's a pool and then the

27:40

Mira's gonna go get his girlfriend and then Um,

27:43

we see that presson's man donald has or

27:45

no amir is taking flowers to the airport

27:47

and brie's like, oh my god Amir you got

27:50

flowers for your girlfriend and simon's like, oh my god.

27:52

I'm sorry. I forgot I forgot

27:54

I put it on a reminder note on

27:56

my eye watch, but unfortunately my eye watch

27:58

is a time from 1927

28:00

for sale if anybody wants it

28:03

right now from here. So

28:07

then Bria is like a little feeling you

28:09

know she kind of feels a certain sort

28:11

of way because spill is on the island

28:13

and she and she

28:15

just like wishes Phil could come to Preston's

28:17

um saying his cocktail party. Actually Jordan's thing

28:20

I wrote it down wrong. Oh no you're

28:22

right Preston's cocktail party and then Jordan's freakin'

28:24

Jordan's. Sorry I had it right. Why do

28:26

I doubt myself? Go ahead. No you did

28:28

a great job and

28:30

um so so she has

28:33

Preston and and so um

28:35

uh but before

28:37

actually she's gonna go to Preston with my interrupting.

28:39

I fucked up your entire life. I have no

28:41

you look no it's not your fault it's that

28:43

like the worst part is I hate getting tangled

28:46

up in the details of like minutia of when

28:48

that's just like people milling around

28:50

you know it's like oh

28:52

he went into the kitchen oh wait no I'm sorry first

28:55

like Bria went into the kitchen to get a soda

28:57

and then Amir went in to get a soda and

28:59

you're like it all doesn't even matter. It doesn't

29:02

matter but the thing is taking notes on this

29:04

show is if you don't write down the minutia

29:06

then it turns into something important and you're like wait

29:08

a minute how did we get here and

29:11

then you have to rewind it 10 times to figure out

29:13

where it began and then it takes

29:15

longer and it's just easier to write everything

29:17

down because sometimes there's like little clues in

29:19

the beginning that you don't notice until later

29:21

when you're like oh she

29:23

was giving a look when she poured the coffee

29:25

this morning and now I know because she was

29:27

really upset about Nana's eyes in

29:30

relation to you know Donald bringing

29:33

flowers or whatever it is. Exactly.

29:36

So Preston tells us a little bit about

29:39

his history with Donald and says that they met

29:41

in 2019

29:43

because Donald messaged him on jacked

29:45

which is a gay hookup application

29:49

and now they're moving

29:51

in together and

29:54

you know and Preston says that he loves that

29:56

Donald what he'll do

29:59

is he'll like raise a single eyebrow and that means

30:01

he has something really shady he wants to say

30:03

but he's just not gonna say it which I

30:05

like that that's a that's a nice

30:07

quality of someone yeah I know you do

30:10

I've met you boy in that I'm like no

30:12

I'm like that your boyfriend is like

30:14

that oh yeah he doesn't like

30:16

yeah Dom gives you that that well Dom gives

30:18

me that look and he I'm not even his

30:20

boyfriend but he gives me that look all the

30:23

time to a lot of people I could I

30:25

could murder you right now you know so Simon's

30:27

like so we just started this fill conversation pressed

30:35

and okay cuz I wouldn't like I

30:37

would like to calm I need

30:39

a lasso today like what I

30:42

need laughter today we don't know what you mean

30:44

lasso lasso lasso lasso lasso

30:48

he's like I'm gonna assume that means laughter

30:50

he's like okay well I'm not gonna buy

30:53

them but I don't have beef with him

30:55

you know we're in a decent place and

30:58

I've got this new red tweed hat and

31:01

so listen wherever the world wants

31:03

to take me today you know what I mean again

31:06

the most popular you're fucking with my tweed hat

31:09

and Donald's eyebrow this

31:12

is the most considerate show because literally

31:14

every other reality show in the history

31:16

of reality shows has people just showing

31:18

up at the house be like this

31:20

is the only show where it's

31:22

like Preston I just want to

31:25

hold space for you I know

31:27

that Phil made you uncomfortable and I want

31:29

to honor your feelings I

31:31

know it triggers a lot of your responses that

31:33

go back to your childhood but I wish that

31:35

you would also hold space for me

31:37

and know that Phil is a friend of mine and I

31:40

would like it that it would be a safe place for

31:42

me to be unable to invite my friends it's like

31:44

sure I will let you invite your

31:46

friend because I want this to be a safe space

31:48

for you and your friendships but I don't I choose

31:50

not to put myself in that box so therefore I

31:52

will not be the one it's like just let him

31:55

show up just like have Phil show up yeah

31:57

and you know whoever got this all the

32:00

happen is so pissed right now that this

32:02

show is ruining their casting. They're like, we're

32:04

trying to save the season and you guys

32:06

are blocking us at every turn. Who

32:09

insisted that Jasmine tell the whole

32:11

house what was happening here, you

32:13

know? So then

32:15

we get my favorite scene. Well,

32:18

my... oh god, it's storming

32:20

so bad here at Texas. It's crazy. It's

32:22

like it's just fine. Everything's fine. And it's

32:24

like, boom boom boom, hellfire! Everything falls, trees

32:26

are falling down! And then it's just calm

32:29

again all of a sudden. It

32:31

just stops again. It was like God

32:33

just decided to pass by, throw a bucket of

32:35

water on the house, and just keep walking on.

32:37

He's like, okay, just wonder why I'm here. Oh

32:40

god, thank you. Okay, anyway, one

32:42

of my... the beginning of my favorite set

32:44

of scenes, the Amir and Natalie scenes. So

32:46

they're coming back from the airport and she's

32:48

like... they're holding hands and she's like, my

32:51

handsome boy, I miss

32:53

you. She's

32:55

just looking like I'm gonna fucking kill you.

32:57

My eyes are microwaves and right now I'm

32:59

cooking you're in size! But her voice is

33:02

like, I've sure missed you. But

33:05

I... but she's also the sort of person that says

33:07

things like that and you know that she has a

33:09

response that she wants to hear and it's up to

33:11

Amir to be able to guess what it is and

33:13

say it exactly correctly. So he's like,

33:17

ahhhhh, and he says... he's

33:20

like, okay, um, so

33:22

here's the 411. Summer is very touchy. I've

33:24

seen it with all the guys in the

33:26

house just letting you know. Okay, so I've...

33:28

I have... Adil and I is

33:30

one of the women for you. Does that make

33:32

you feel better? Yes, you know I noticed that

33:35

already. I told you I noticed that she's very

33:37

touchy. I don't like it. He's

33:39

an asshole for this and he's already got her wild

33:41

up before she comes and he's like, I just want

33:43

to remind you that you need to start fights over

33:45

me and then she's like, you better

33:48

not let her live with you.

33:51

They're in this whole delusion that

33:53

people, everybody else wants to date

33:55

them, but they're lucky

33:57

enough to be dating each other and if they... that

34:00

anybody else into their dating each other thing

34:02

I don't know what it is but you

34:04

need to get the fuck over yourselves okay

34:07

find amongst yourselves don't go start fights with

34:09

everybody else in the world because you can't

34:11

handle your own hotness yeah

34:13

well actually I think what Amir is doing is a

34:16

few things first is

34:18

that he is trying to

34:21

give himself a pre-excuse for if like he and

34:23

Summer are hands-eathed and Natalie's like oh my you're

34:25

touching her like that why is she touching you

34:27

like that when in a minute this way he

34:29

can be like oh no this is just her

34:32

thing she's hands-eathed like don't worry about it but

34:34

she's he's also at the same time setting

34:37

Summer up for failure right because he's

34:39

definitely planning to see that like Natalie

34:42

should be like careful around Summer I

34:46

think he's doing the good old-fashioned fuckboy thing of

34:48

pitting women against each other so he'll feel hotter

34:50

and you have to remember this is also a

34:53

guy who works out 19 hours

34:55

a day and is extremely good looking but

34:57

also has the short factor which is

34:59

we all know is a huge insecurity in

35:01

men and he spent last

35:04

summer getting humiliated on TV by going for

35:06

the other hot person in the house the

35:08

other model hot person in the house and

35:11

getting completely rejected so now he's coming

35:13

back on TV and he's like not

35:15

only do I have a hot girlfriend everybody in the

35:17

house is fighting up for me so I

35:20

think and it's sad because Amir you shouldn't have

35:22

to stoop to these levels you work out enough

35:24

you should not see their city these are homely

35:26

people levels of stooping that was

35:29

you're really gonna say to him you're stooping down to a

35:32

level that's just cruel Ronnie oh

35:34

never mind oh so you're not stooping

35:36

okay sorry that was my back could

35:40

you pick up my keys while you're down there I hate

35:42

bending over so

35:44

Bria like you have a

35:46

huge insecurity and then we just go in he

35:50

deserves it today though cuz normally he's nice

35:52

but this whole like I'm gonna pay women

35:54

against each other to feel hotter and also

35:56

to make my girl I'm gonna create situations

35:58

that don't exist so my girlfriend's It

36:00

feels like I'm fighting dragons for her.

36:02

So, so. Now, that

36:04

being said, we then go back

36:07

over and Bria's like saying,

36:09

so is this the first time that we're going to

36:11

be meeting Natalie? And Summer says, oh, I

36:13

met her. She was very standoffish. I

36:15

was very warm. And she was like, ew.

36:19

I'm like, okay, let's, okay. I

36:21

can imagine that Natalie was standoffish

36:23

for sure. But let's not act

36:25

Summer like you were very warm. We have yet

36:27

to see you actually be very warm. That's the

36:29

whole irony of your name is that your name is

36:31

Summer and you have yet to be like

36:35

just a bundle of sunshine this

36:37

entire season or any season. Yeah.

36:41

But I think she was sensing the true vibes

36:43

from Natalie because we've seen Natalie's vibes. We've

36:45

seen them very clearly. I mean, she's giving

36:47

them a whole episode and I can be

36:50

like, I can see Summer being like, hi

36:52

there. I'm Summer. I love inner peace and,

36:54

you know, generally on

36:56

key musicianship. How about you? Her

36:58

just being like, generally on key

37:01

musicianship. Well, I mean,

37:03

the thing is this Summer is basically

37:05

the Aubrey Plaza of this show. So

37:08

like she, her ability to be

37:10

like very warm is pretty

37:13

limited. Like that's, it can really only go

37:15

so far. And so it's just

37:17

funny to me that she thinks that she's being

37:19

super warm when she just doesn't really have that

37:21

ability. That's true. She

37:23

is, she is kind of a frowny face. Yeah.

37:26

And then, you know, Amir's

37:28

assuring, why am I

37:31

calling her Vanessa, Natalie? He's

37:34

like, so Vanessa energy, she feels more like

37:36

Vanessa than a Natalie for sure. I might

37:38

call her Vanessa a few times in this

37:40

because she does have Vanessa energy and I'm

37:43

not sure why. I've never

37:45

known a fiery quote unquote Vanessa, but here

37:47

we are. No,

37:49

she has a huge Vanessa energy,

37:51

a hundred percent. Huge Vanessa. Huge

37:54

Vanessa. That

37:56

girl is, if anything, that girl is a

37:58

Vanessa. I'm telling. I was like, if

38:00

you feel anything going on, I just want you to know,

38:02

babe, it's me and you, okay? If

38:05

you feel any key women flirting with me,

38:07

they can't help it. It's just nature, babe,

38:10

okay? But at the end of the

38:12

day, I choose you. The whole world may be choosing

38:14

me, babe, but I choose you. I just

38:16

want you to know that. Why

38:18

does he sound like he's about to

38:20

go in and like storm Osama bin

38:22

Laden's compound? Okay. Like, you're

38:25

going to a summer house. Did

38:27

you ever mention just all people who want to bang me? No.

38:31

No. If anything goes wrong, just

38:33

remember, I always loved you

38:35

and summer was the handsy one. So.

38:39

Come on, children. Summer.

38:42

Zero dark. I don't know. I

38:45

thought there might be a pun I could make. I'll just

38:47

say zero dark.

38:49

Dirty. Hey. I'll

38:51

stop that. So then back

38:53

to summer gossiping. She's like, I mean,

38:56

I understand like if that girl, if

38:58

not Vanessa, if Natalie has something with

39:00

Jordan, because like her man liked Jordan,

39:02

but that had nothing to do with

39:05

me. So I hope that she's not upset

39:07

with me. And Preston's like, well, you

39:09

know, but maybe her reaction isn't you at

39:11

all. Maybe her reaction is

39:14

her. Okay. You know what? Can

39:17

we just think someone's a bitch? You know what I mean?

39:19

This is like, I'm not clarifying everything to the point where

39:21

I can't even call somebody a bitch. It's

39:23

like, I know. You're a bitch. Well, you never

39:26

know. You don't really understand anybody else's life

39:28

until you spent the scene in their movie.

39:30

Know what I mean? Know what

39:32

I mean? Can we just try to have a

39:34

reality show here for one gosh darn second. Guys,

39:37

consider me a Payless Shoe Source

39:39

and let's all spend some time

39:42

in Natalie Shoe's. Okay. Want

39:44

to try this on? You have a shoe horn? You need shoe

39:46

horn those in there? Okay. So

39:48

now everyone's getting ready for tonight

39:50

and Bria calls Phil. She FaceTimes

39:52

him and he's like, oh, you

39:55

swagged on me last night. She's like, oh yeah,

39:57

I fell asleep, but I have good news. that

40:00

you could come to the event. So you have

40:34

a laundry basket with a clean dog toy in

40:36

it. So

40:40

Brea is really upset, but she's trying

40:43

to be more of an adult,

40:45

you know? The thing

40:48

I love about Brea is she's absolutely not trying

40:50

to be more of an adult ever, which is

40:52

hilarious. She is laughing too

40:54

hard now. Okay,

41:02

so then this

41:05

episode keeps doing the point,

41:08

point, the arrow pointing at people. This

41:10

morning they were like, it's just

41:13

Noel putting on pajamas. And

41:15

then later, here's some random reason, point, it's

41:18

Jordan. They didn't do

41:20

anything. It's just random points and things. So

41:24

the girls are summer and Jordan are like

41:26

getting ready and stuff. And summer's like, is

41:28

Amira's girlfriend here yet? And Jordan's like, yeah,

41:30

I saw her outside. I thought it was

41:33

you for a second. And summer's like, I'm

41:36

tired of meeting people, especially because the first

41:38

time I met you, you weren't nice. So

41:40

like, let's try this again. Which by

41:44

the way, I get that like sometimes you just don't want

41:46

to meet another person. But also like,

41:50

don't be like rude about it. It is like

41:52

the guy's girlfriend, even though she is. That's

41:55

not worse. right

42:00

now. So,

42:05

um, clown music as Natalie comes in

42:07

and meets people and Amir's

42:09

showing her around and He's

42:12

like my relationship with Natalie. It's the

42:14

most important relationship I've had to date

42:17

But she also challenges me which is hard

42:19

to do because I'm a very strong individual

42:22

Strong, I mean like a magnet where people are

42:24

just falling all over me taking off their shirts

42:26

constantly But Natalie is a

42:28

strong-ass bitch. So wait, I don't want to say bitch.

42:30

I will say Chick,

42:33

she's a strong-ass chick. I respect

42:35

women even the one Taking

42:37

off their bras every time I walk through a room cuz

42:40

I can't help it. I mean god bless them. It's nature

42:45

So then Amir is like

42:47

hey guys, um, you guys want to come and

42:49

meet Natalie she's super cool She's like really she's

42:51

like so fun. She just can't wait to meet

42:54

you guys. You want to come meet her like

42:56

Yeah, we'll be right out. We'll be right out

42:58

and then basically they just never

43:00

elect to go say hi to Natalie,

43:03

it's so mean Right.

43:06

They already hate this girl and she already

43:08

hates them too. Like yeah, and I

43:10

love it so then He

43:12

goes to change and then he's saying so Jordan

43:15

so Jordan finally comes out and he sees her

43:17

cuz he's basically like waiting on The stairs like

43:19

is anybody gonna say hi to Natalie, please people

43:21

be nice to Natalie and she's on

43:24

her way downstairs So it goes. Oh, hey Jordan You want to

43:26

say hi to Natalie and she's like and

43:28

Natalie is waiting by the door Like is anybody gonna

43:30

come say hi to me? So she's waiting right at

43:32

the bedroom door like surely someone is gonna come say

43:34

hi to me I've heard him saying

43:37

you want to say hi to Natalie ten times

43:39

on that goddamn banister Somebody is gonna say hi

43:41

to me. And so she runs back

43:43

to the mirror and act like she's just getting ready

43:45

But instead of coming to say hi Jordan just goes. Oh

43:49

It's somewhere downstairs. Bye. I'm going down

43:51

there. She just goes downstairs I Mean,

43:54

I think it's really rude to be honest. I mean

43:57

Natalie seems awful, but I think it's just like rude

43:59

that like This is like a

44:01

mirrors girlfriend that he's like excited about and like she's

44:03

like a guest in your house, and you're just like

44:05

hmm Never mind. I

44:07

mean go downstairs. It is definitely mean girl behavior

44:10

that being said Natalie is a monster But I

44:12

mean well she's not to them though. You're right.

44:14

We haven't seen why they're like that to Natalie

44:16

yet because Natalie hasn't really

44:18

done anything Yeah, I think

44:20

it's really mean it is but then we kind

44:23

of see why there's tension and it's a mirror. We all

44:25

know Yes, I'm the problem. It's

44:27

me Thank You Taylor, it's

44:30

a mirror. He was like oh well

44:32

Natalie knows that every single woman in this house

44:34

has expressed some kind of interest in me so

44:37

You know she already met cuz I told her basically everybody wants

44:40

to be Or you know there

44:42

was one who didn't have any interest in me that

44:44

I wanted to bang so the only person I actually

44:46

wanted to bang didn't want to bang me, which is

44:48

Jordan and Everybody

44:50

else just wanted to bang me so

44:53

kind of awkward for Natalie whoops I

44:56

don't really have that memory of all

44:58

the women pining after Amir I

45:00

mean she needs to had her boobs out, but that's cuz she

45:02

needs to have her boobs out That's just what she does. I

45:05

just remember Amir just forcing Jordan

45:08

to do things like Kayaking

45:10

and like having walks on the beach and

45:12

her being in misery the entire time Yeah,

45:16

he was doing Austin lover things. You know oh my

45:18

god Like let's go kayaking and then you get in

45:20

the lake and you guys go slowly Nick. I'm a

45:22

guy We're not saying we're in a lake you know

45:24

that's like the kind of things we do But you

45:26

know people who aren't from here like you or like

45:29

you like for smelly you know so you have to

45:31

know your audience So

45:33

Amir says that you know so Natalie being

45:35

here this weekend I hope I can offer

45:38

her some reassurance that I'm like doing what

45:40

I said I was gonna do which is

45:42

stay away from Jordan like That

45:45

is I'm sorry The

45:47

fact that like Natalie is insecure

45:49

about this situation also when Jordan

45:51

was so above and beyond Not

45:53

into Amir, but she's still insecure

45:55

and that somehow Jordan is like

45:57

oddly the bad guy here no

45:59

that doesn't make sense. So the pendulum

46:01

swings back to Natalie and now

46:03

my rage goes focuses on her for this. Yeah

46:06

I can't agree with you on that one. I

46:08

think she's mad because he's making her mad. He's

46:10

like she doesn't know anything going on in that

46:12

house. Why would she give a shit about Jordan?

46:15

If she watched the show she sees that Jordan

46:17

is not even a little bit into him. So

46:19

whatever whatever she has in

46:21

her mind is there because he's planted those

46:23

seeds. I think so. Poor

46:26

fucking him. Why are they so insecure? I mean

46:29

height. I guess never mind. That question just

46:31

answered it. Well I think it's going on. I mean I mean

46:34

I think that probably in reality

46:36

it's not about Jordan being the bad

46:38

guy. It's about like Natalie

46:41

feeling insecure that Amir still has

46:43

feelings for Jordan and so he

46:45

can't even go near Jordan because

46:47

it could make

46:49

Natalie feel insecure about her place with

46:51

him but all that really does is

46:53

just make Jordan the villain and

46:57

it's like that's

47:00

not fair to Jordan even though Jordan was now

47:02

just super mean to Natalie. I was gonna say

47:04

Jordan is pretty villainous on her own. I don't

47:06

know that she needs that much help sometimes. I

47:09

don't know really what I'm arguing about. I don't

47:11

either but it's fun to argue so just keep it

47:13

up. Whatever you're doing keep it up. I

47:16

like getting feelings during this. So

47:18

then Amir and Natalie is like

47:20

so Amir's like so you're

47:23

giving a look. What's that look for?

47:26

You're giving one right? Is that a look? I don't even know if

47:28

it's like it is a look. Are you getting good vibes? And she's

47:30

like uh-huh.

47:34

Inside you're boiling. Your heart may be beating

47:37

now but it won't be beating long because

47:39

I'm saying a spell. A spell that will

47:41

explode your heart. Everything's fine. So

47:46

now they all get into vans to go

47:48

to this cocktail party and they hit a

47:50

pothole and because

47:53

Alex is driving of course of course

47:55

he drives into a pothole and then

47:58

they get a little bit of a their friends

48:01

are there at this like and

48:07

uh they're talking about freak nick because they're doing

48:09

a freaking party later on and noelle was talking

48:12

about how her dad was always at freak nic

48:14

and all that

48:16

stuff and um she

48:19

said that maybe how to do a freak suit

48:21

conceives that's so funny so

48:23

then basically they'll go to the party Mairai

48:25

arrives nobody really says hi to her except

48:27

jasmine and you know becauseaurin

48:30

in Mairai are coming they're really i mean

48:32

Phil i can see being villainized because Phil

48:34

really did tear through that house like a

48:37

villain yeah but Mairai didn't as much so

48:39

i don't understand why they're treating

48:41

Mairai like that but maybe it's because she's coming

48:43

with Phil who knows but Nick

48:45

is like listen how do i feel

48:47

about him coming Phil

48:50

and i have only been in the same space

48:52

once one time okay i go to

48:54

wimbledon i go to the kentucky

48:56

derby i go to golf i

48:58

go to tennis i'm in tokyo

49:01

i'm in london i'm in

49:03

south africa we don't do the

49:05

same things okay is this

49:07

the second season of row that he's bragged

49:09

about the kentucky derby it's

49:11

like literally the first person i've ever heard

49:13

being like i mean

49:16

i go to the kentucky derby so

49:19

sorry don't know your name he's

49:22

like it's like being in the public space you know

49:24

and there's a person there how's that gonna affect me

49:27

i really don't care um so

49:29

nick is pretending like he's totally unbothered when he

49:32

is completely bothered by the

49:34

entire episode yeah he's he's he's so

49:36

then um bria

49:40

is like i can't be bothered with

49:42

mariah she's like i don't give a

49:44

fuck we can coexist but i don't

49:46

care i don't even care and obviously

49:48

she cares as well so

49:51

then phil is gonna go

49:53

start apologizing to people so

49:55

now's apology hour so he's he

49:58

goes to press him for hugs and meanwhile i'm Mir

50:00

is hugging Mariah and

50:02

he's like, yeah, well this summer, Mariah

50:04

and I have exchanged some messages and,

50:07

God, just trying to get Natalie to

50:09

believe that we are not in love

50:12

has been a lot. But, you know,

50:14

she was apparently pretty upset with me

50:17

because of last summer. And then they put

50:19

the actual text on the screen, which is

50:21

Mariah saying, I've been trying to give you

50:23

some time at a mirror. It's

50:25

disappointing that you haven't been man enough

50:27

to take accountability for putting the dog's

50:30

clothes inside of the dryer. I

50:32

heard it from others and waited until episode

50:34

three to see that it was actually you.

50:36

I do could have at least mentioned it.

50:38

But the fact that you watched two

50:40

black women argue and that could

50:42

have went left real quick, voted,

50:44

hugged, have seen multiple times, etc.,

50:46

and didn't speak, speaks volumes about

50:48

your character. And then

50:50

he gives the therapy speak. Hi, Mariah. Thank you for

50:53

texting me instead of taking this to the group chat

50:55

to resolve since this is how you feel about me.

50:58

And too, I'm sorry that you feel as if you need

51:00

to question my character because I

51:02

didn't personally apologize to you. So

51:05

basically, she's mad because he started that whole

51:07

fight, which we know. But

51:09

his thinking is she was asked to leave

51:11

the house because she put hands on somebody,

51:13

period. And that's not my problem.

51:16

That's her problem. Yeah,

51:19

except the thing is, again, just putting hands

51:21

on people like I think

51:24

this is doing a disservice to people who actually

51:26

have hands put on them. Because

51:28

I think that this is like Mariah took

51:31

that bundle of laundry and shoved

51:33

it into Brea's chest. So yes,

51:36

one could say is violent. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

51:38

I get it all. Violence is never the answer, blah, blah,

51:40

blah, blah, blah. But

51:42

like, when people talk about

51:44

putting hands on people, we're talking about like,

51:47

in my mind, I'm talking

51:49

about like a smack to the face, like a

51:51

punch, a gig, whatever. And I just feel like

51:54

this has been elevated into like the crime of

51:56

the century. And

51:58

I do think Amir should apologize. because two

52:00

women were going at it and someone got kicked

52:02

out of the house because of it. Well,

52:04

no, they got kicked out of the house because

52:07

she did shove the laundry into Bria's chest.

52:10

She didn't have to do that. No, she definitely did not have

52:12

to do that. But I

52:14

just don't, I don't know why he didn't step in

52:17

in that moment and say, guys, it was actually me.

52:20

I know you're mad at Bria. Like he could have chosen

52:22

a path to actually

52:25

create peace and to like, resolve

52:30

this and not have it escalate. And he chose not

52:32

to, and then he giggled about it afterwards and it

52:34

is kind of fucked up. So he

52:37

should apologize just because he was being a shitty person

52:39

at that time. Yeah, but

52:42

he's not going to. He's like, I don't owe

52:44

anybody an apology. So then

52:46

Jasmine is talking to Amir now and

52:48

she's like, oh, you should work here.

52:50

You look so nice in that suit.

52:52

And he's like, well, maybe the Obama's

52:54

needle this thing agent, but you know,

52:57

Natalie's much better than I am. She's

52:59

so good. Natalie's so great. Cause you

53:01

know, she's a luxury agent. I'm just

53:03

more for like common folk. And then

53:05

Natalie goes, yeah,

53:08

he does under a million and I do

53:10

over 2 million. So I basically do what

53:12

he does in a year. I do that

53:14

in one month. Okay,

53:17

so you're not a mathematician. I get

53:19

that. But I

53:21

think you need better masculine

53:23

because you're incorrect.

53:26

Your numbers are. Also,

53:29

congratulations. You started dating someone

53:31

who has a shred of

53:33

fame and now you're on

53:35

his platform and then you're going to shit on him

53:38

while you're on his platform. That let's be honest, was

53:40

probably one of the appeals to why you started dating

53:42

him. She's a dead,

53:44

she's an absolute asshole. And

53:46

also just while we're shaming people,

53:50

Austin is an extremely expensive city. You can't

53:52

get a house here that's like a decent house.

53:54

And I don't mean to imagine, I mean

53:56

a normal house for less than a million

53:58

dollars. So I'm so confused. Do they mean

54:01

million dollars in commissions? Because

54:04

maybe $1 in sales is maybe

54:07

one house maybe and two million in

54:09

commissions or one house. So

54:11

I'm confused. It must be commissions.

54:14

I would like to watch one of our videos

54:16

now because I'm always amused by Amir's videos. He's

54:18

always like, hey, you

54:21

looking to make a splash in Austin? Well,

54:24

this house has brand new cabinets and

54:27

a great kitchen island and a bedroom.

54:29

That would be great for romance, but

54:31

also getting away from the world. So

54:33

this is interesting to you. Reach

54:35

out to me, Amir Lancaster, and I'll be

54:37

the one to put you in the house

54:39

of your dreams. Yeah. I

54:43

just want to see what hers are like. So

54:47

let's see. So then,

54:49

so Bria and Mariah

54:51

are talking now. Okay.

54:53

So now it's a Bria and Mariah apology moment. So Bria

54:56

is like, so how are you doing? She's like, well,

54:58

I wanted to actually check on you. How

55:00

are you doing? I feel like that's

55:03

what's really important today because I just

55:05

want everybody to see that I'm coming

55:07

in here only caring about your feelings

55:10

right now. Bria. Okay.

55:12

I just want to make sure that

55:15

you've recovered from what was clearly a

55:17

very traumatic experience of having a sock

55:19

pressed into your chest with a

55:21

little bit of force. And I know that that could be

55:23

a very difficult thing for people to get over. I know

55:25

that there's a lot of therapies

55:28

that people do use to

55:30

get over sock based trauma. And I just

55:32

hope that it's working out for you. And

55:37

Bria mentions that she has tried to reach out

55:39

multiple times. Mariah has just tried to make up

55:41

with Bria over and over again, and Bria has

55:44

just kind of rebuffed her. And

55:46

so she's like, well, thanks for calling. And Mariah's like,

55:48

well, you know, I'd love to squash stuff. Now, first

55:50

of all, I didn't know it wasn't you that put

55:52

the dog's clothes in the dryer. And

55:55

the only reason it blew up like that is I'm

55:57

allergic to dogs. I could have

55:59

died. And Brea's like, yep, you

56:01

said that. And she goes, yeah, and listen,

56:03

it's not Milo. I love Milo. I

56:06

mean, the way he rips up toilet

56:08

paper, eats your makeup, poops on the

56:10

inside. I mean, what a

56:12

prude. Great dog.

56:16

But you know, I just snapped because it just

56:18

felt intentional. It felt like someone was

56:20

trying to murder me via dog laundry. And,

56:22

you know, I wasn't quite sure who did

56:25

it. And then when I asked you and

56:27

you didn't say that

56:29

you didn't do it, I mean, Amir could have avoided a

56:31

lot. What I'm trying to say is we should both be

56:33

mad at Amir. Do you want to go over and yell

56:35

at him with me? I think they'd be kind of fun,

56:38

both of us together, you know, reunited as

56:40

friends, going after Amir, all that fun stuff,

56:42

you know, fun things. Yeah,

56:45

but he's going to get away with it

56:47

because he's hot. So

56:49

then we see

56:51

Preston and Nick calling Tasia and they're playing

56:54

clown music, which I think is kind

56:56

of, I love when they do that. So

56:58

then Nat is hanging out with the girls

57:01

and they're like, oh, so where are you

57:03

from? Are you from Texas too? And she

57:05

goes, no, I'm from Miami. And they go,

57:07

oh, Miami, oh,

57:10

Miami. Wow, Miami.

57:13

She's from Miami. Whoa. So

57:19

then Phil gathers the guys.

57:21

He's like, guys, I want to talk.

57:24

So they all set up

57:26

and everything and Jordan's

57:28

like, not gonna, she's not here for a

57:30

Phil apology, right? Cause she's like, I am

57:33

not interacting with him. And immediately after we

57:35

got home from last summer, he was in

57:37

my inbox or tweeting at me just saying,

57:39

oh, you're so mad, I don't like you.

57:41

Okay, before or after, that's it. So

57:43

then Phil's like, guys, I want to

57:46

know. Oh, you're still mad at me,

57:48

you're still mad at me. And she's saying, listen, I don't

57:50

like you. I didn't like you before and I

57:53

didn't like it after. Yeah, I'm

57:55

only correct. I don't like you. I wrote it badly. So

57:59

Phil's like, guys. I want you to

58:01

know I'm sorry and Nick is

58:03

like yeah what happened was pretty chaotic more chaotic

58:05

than that time I went to Kentucky Derby and

58:07

one of the horses went the wrong direction I'm

58:11

sorry. No one else does that no one else

58:14

does. I'm sorry guys. I forgot what crowd I'm

58:16

in am I right? I Mean

58:19

you're all just people people in the same space as

58:21

me and so here's like well,

58:23

I don't really fuck with bullies Because

58:26

if you might have noticed I'm short So

58:29

I generally stay away from bullies And

58:32

the way you came in kind of escalated shit

58:34

and feels like well, you know that tequila was

58:36

really expensive So I drank it because I wanted

58:38

to look cool and I honestly

58:41

don't remember much because I was tequila drunk Nick's

58:44

like you gotta stop blaming it which

58:47

you know, you know at some point Nick will then

58:49

blame tequila for one of his actions They're

58:52

like no, no, I'm not blaming it. I'm not blaming it and personally

58:54

like You kind of are

58:57

and Nick's like Nick's like I don't have time

58:59

for this Okay, the preakness is

59:01

starting in two weeks and I have to get my outfits

59:03

ready for it So then we

59:05

go over to Mariah and she's saying how

59:07

it's the new summer and she's just

59:09

gonna move on And she's once up a

59:12

good time tonight and Bria's like, yeah, you will

59:14

and so Bria's pretty much like okay She's like,

59:16

you know what? I'm a very forgiving

59:18

person when someone is honest and

59:21

I'm glad we spoke our peace She's

59:23

like I'm very forgiving until ten minutes later when

59:26

I pretended I never forgave you in the first

59:28

place and then start a fight with you for no

59:30

reason But for now

59:32

I'm forgiving her So then

59:34

Amir back to the guys Amir is telling Phil This

59:36

is a writer dye group and that's why I stepped

59:39

up and then he paused then he pauses and he

59:41

goes and to attack All of us and feels like

59:43

no, no, no, I'm not here to attack anybody and

59:45

he goes. Okay Well, then we're straight and then he

59:47

pauses and he goes so as long as you don't

59:50

show and for those no, no No, no, no tequila

59:52

other than that one shot and he goes, okay, you're

59:54

gonna let me finish a sentence, right? Okay. Well then

59:56

stop pausing you keep pausing like it says

59:58

turn to talk. I mean team I'm starting to be

1:00:01

team Phil. It's

1:00:03

apologizing. What do we need

1:00:05

to do to the guy? For Christ's sake, he didn't

1:00:07

brick anybody's windshield. It's a reality show. He's acting like

1:00:09

a dick. He's sorry. I'm not

1:00:11

saying move the guy back in, but...

1:00:15

We've all wanted Phil to come back, let's be honest.

1:00:18

So Amir is like, These

1:00:20

are my boys, and I'm going to stick

1:00:22

up for them. Okay? We're just like, make

1:00:24

it love. Make it all love. Phil's like,

1:00:26

yeah man, well I appreciate you accepting my

1:00:28

apology. I don't think anyone accepted

1:00:30

it, but that's fine. Literally nobody accepted your apology. They

1:00:33

all walk off his stuff, Phil. I

1:00:36

know. Phil's like, whatever, I've got

1:00:38

tall privilege. He does. And he's

1:00:40

cute too. And his apology did

1:00:42

suck. I just think it's like, not

1:00:45

worth a speech, you know? It's like,

1:00:47

well, I stand for the

1:00:49

friends in my group. It's like, okay,

1:00:51

alright. This isn't... Relax. Let's

1:00:55

just relax. So

1:00:58

then everybody's decided to move

1:01:00

on, I guess, right? So

1:01:02

then everybody cheers, and then

1:01:04

it's time for the

1:01:07

Freak Nick party. So

1:01:09

everybody gets dressed crazy for Freak

1:01:11

McKnight, and DJ Jordan is going

1:01:13

to DJ today. We're going to

1:01:15

get to see DJ Jordan in

1:01:17

action. Yeah, I hope DJ

1:01:19

Matty Reese is not jealous that someone else took

1:01:21

a gig. So

1:01:24

Nick has full body

1:01:26

tats on, because there's

1:01:28

like an airbrush artist who

1:01:30

airbrushes like tattoos or whatever, just things onto their

1:01:32

bodies. So Nick has like a

1:01:35

gold chain, and he's fully tatted up. And

1:01:37

so he's giving a totally different vibe than

1:01:39

what he normally does. And what

1:01:42

I thought was funny was that Alex also did

1:01:44

like body tats, but he had like a little

1:01:46

jacket, and he wasn't getting any attention. Everyone

1:01:48

was like, oh my God, like Nick is like

1:01:50

so hot. We didn't know that Nick could be

1:01:52

hot like this. They're all like... All

1:01:54

the women are kind of like, wow. And then

1:01:56

they're like, oh, but when he starts talking, it's still Nick.

1:01:59

So that's sort of suck. But

1:02:01

yeah, so me like oh my god. He's

1:02:03

like so I lose all my god.

1:02:05

He just talked. Oh My

1:02:08

I lost my boner that boner was

1:02:10

like my current job gone gone completely

1:02:12

gone Okay,

1:02:17

so later no well eating the food

1:02:19

and she's packing it to go like

1:02:21

I'm saving this food That

1:02:24

is my kind of girl So then they get

1:02:26

in the hot tub. It's hot tub time. The

1:02:29

girls are taking selfies Everybody's having fun a

1:02:31

mere Natalie get in the hot tub first

1:02:33

and the only what other one there is

1:02:35

summer and They're like all

1:02:37

over each other and summer's like awkward because

1:02:39

now they're just being performative Yeah

1:02:42

on purpose because they've made

1:02:44

themselves believe that summer is

1:02:46

after a mirror So they're being like is all over

1:02:48

as they can in front of her Yeah

1:02:51

over each other as they can in front of her so

1:02:54

then Preston's like so what's next for y'all and

1:02:56

Amir's like well I don't know like I mean,

1:02:58

I don't know like Natalie. What do you think

1:03:00

is next and she's like, oh, I don't know

1:03:03

what about you and he

1:03:06

basically Natalie Amir's

1:03:09

like well, I think the next best step would be An

1:03:12

engagement and he's like whoa. I mean they've

1:03:15

only started dating like nine months ago and

1:03:17

everything So she needs to play only which

1:03:19

I like she's like well, actually having him

1:03:21

join my team was a pretty big step

1:03:23

in our relationship because I'm much better than

1:03:26

him so You

1:03:28

know letting him join my team. That's so much

1:03:30

bigger than anything. He's ever accomplished before I mean,

1:03:32

I would say that's a pretty big step in

1:03:34

a relationship and he's like marriage wedding

1:03:36

rings engagement dress children, you know

1:03:40

What could possibly go wrong? They live together.

1:03:42

They work together and She

1:03:44

loves to announce that she's a superior

1:03:47

realtor than he is. So I think

1:03:49

this is a recipe for success So

1:03:52

it's announced that we're playing never have I ever

1:03:54

and they immediately get out. They're like, this is

1:03:56

trouble This is going to cause trouble

1:03:58

in our relationship Let's go." So

1:04:01

they leave and Donald is on

1:04:03

the couch snoring inside because

1:04:06

it's so funny. And

1:04:08

then they're just watching him. Amir and Natalie and

1:04:10

Alex are all watching him and then he lets

1:04:13

out like the cutest little fart. I

1:04:16

don't even like that word but it's Donald. So it's

1:04:18

just so cute. It comes out like meow. It

1:04:22

was like his fart had a little raised eyebrow on it.

1:04:24

Like his fart had something shady to say but wasn't going

1:04:26

to say it. So

1:04:29

now they are outside. Okay,

1:04:31

so this was a little hard to follow. So they're

1:04:33

playing Never Have I Ever. Someone says, Never Have I

1:04:35

Ever Suck the Dick. And

1:04:37

then so Summer is like, wait a

1:04:40

minute, you haven't sucked the dick?

1:04:42

You're a damn liar. A damn liar. And

1:04:45

Mariah's like, wait, you haven't done that? Noah goes, no, I've

1:04:47

done it. They're going, oh, you're playing it wrong because

1:04:49

there's always a person who doesn't know how to play it,

1:04:51

right? And they just admit to doing everything. Yeah.

1:04:55

So, well, right. So

1:04:57

basically, because I guess in this, but I thought that

1:04:59

she was just trying to have an excuse to drink,

1:05:01

right? I thought she said, Never Have I Ever Suck

1:05:03

the Dick. And then she drank because she had sucked

1:05:06

the dick. But Summer gets

1:05:08

like really upset that

1:05:10

the rules of this very important

1:05:12

game have been violated.

1:05:15

And she's like, that's not how it works. Wait a minute.

1:05:17

That's not how it works. That's not how it works.

1:05:20

And she's like screaming. And they're

1:05:23

like, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And

1:05:26

so then the person's like, no, we talked about her. And

1:05:28

then Summer's like, you're getting chesty, you little bitch. And

1:05:31

he's like, no, we already told her the rules. We

1:05:33

explained the rules, how they go. And

1:05:36

Summer starts to feel really like, no

1:05:39

one has my back on this. Am I correct? This

1:05:41

is what happened, Ronnie. It's

1:05:43

hard to tell. She got pissed. No one even

1:05:45

understood it enough to explain it because they're all

1:05:47

trying to explain it to the audience and nobody

1:05:49

can really get it. Summer just starts a

1:05:52

fight. She's just wanting to fight with somebody. And

1:05:54

she's outside the hot tub now. She's going, get

1:05:56

out of the pool, bitch. I'm not scared. And

1:05:59

they're like, what? then they're

1:06:01

trying to explain it. Nobody really knows what's going

1:06:03

on. And then, um, Jordan

1:06:06

is like, so no

1:06:08

one gets this basically. So Bria is like, well,

1:06:10

I don't know what's going on, but the alcohol

1:06:13

is bringing out some emotions and it's not us.

1:06:15

This is a personal problem. So Bria gets it.

1:06:17

Like Bria totally understands what's going on. Cause that

1:06:19

is what's happening. Summer's got a lot of bad

1:06:22

news. She's things aren't going great and she's kind

1:06:24

of starting to spin out of control and take

1:06:26

it out on whoever's around her

1:06:28

for whatever reason.

1:06:30

So Bria sees it and that's why it's so funny

1:06:32

that Bria then continues to fuck with her the rest

1:06:34

of the time. Bria is,

1:06:36

she's like, this girl's obviously in some emotional

1:06:39

turmoil. I'm going to fuck with her now.

1:06:42

And then it begins. And

1:06:44

then so Summer says,

1:06:47

I was confused. She's about

1:06:49

to throw her drink. So Summer's like, get out

1:06:51

bitch. And she acts like she's going to throw

1:06:53

her drink, but then they cut to it immediately

1:06:56

after and now she's back in the hot tub

1:06:58

going Bria, I would never throw my drink on

1:07:00

you. I love you to death Bria. And she's

1:07:02

like, I love you too. And they're like, okay,

1:07:04

let's squash it. She says, yeah, let's squash it.

1:07:06

We love each other. Right.

1:07:08

So then everything is like fine now. So

1:07:11

then later people are going to

1:07:13

bed. Natalie goes to bed and

1:07:15

then, Bria

1:07:17

follows her and everyone's inside

1:07:20

and people are just like hanging around and Summer,

1:07:23

like Mariah and Alex are at the sink

1:07:25

and Summer's like, why are you doing this

1:07:27

in the kitchen sink? We have four bathrooms

1:07:29

upstairs. And Alex is like, why are you

1:07:31

yelling at me? She's like, I'm not yelling.

1:07:33

I'm just asking a question. And

1:07:36

it's like last summer, one of the things

1:07:38

that was so attractive about Summer to me

1:07:40

was that she came in lucid. She was

1:07:42

caring and kind. Not really noticing

1:07:44

that last year, but also I

1:07:46

didn't notice the camera when she was taking pictures of

1:07:49

me in front of that restaurant. So I

1:07:51

don't know. Maybe she's just thinkier than I think

1:07:54

here than I gave her credit for. So, um, I

1:08:00

love how it relates everything going on in

1:08:02

the house to how fuckable that person is

1:08:05

to him. He's like wow I you

1:08:07

know if something's going on with something's

1:08:09

going on with that girl cuz she's not very

1:08:11

fuckable to me today He

1:08:14

loves building narratives about how crazy the women are

1:08:17

so now it's bedtime and Shanice

1:08:20

so Shanice is like in her bed

1:08:22

like is this when she's just like eating

1:08:25

chicken out of nowhere But she's like a baby in her

1:08:27

bed She's

1:08:30

in her bed and then Like

1:08:32

noel's in there and noel's like in a

1:08:34

wig. She's like dancing around everything and Bria

1:08:36

comes in And they're just like all joking

1:08:38

and there's I guess that the door doesn't

1:08:40

lock so saying like what's the code word

1:08:43

if you want to come in like Word

1:08:47

because they can see that their friend is still

1:08:49

pissed off right because now Summers walking around the

1:08:51

house all pissed off and so everybody's like oh

1:08:53

like what's the code word if she comes in

1:08:55

pissed off Cuz this door doesn't

1:08:57

lock and they go okay that code word sense

1:09:00

Yeah, they go the quote the code word is

1:09:02

meow meow and they're still playing

1:09:04

but summers coming up the stairs They keep showing

1:09:06

summer calming up the stairs So they're

1:09:08

playing and having fun and then summer comes in

1:09:10

and goes Why are you guys leaving me out

1:09:13

of everything and Bria goes cuz you yelled at

1:09:15

me Bria who just said this woman is having

1:09:17

emotional turmoil is now gonna start messing with her

1:09:19

so she goes what? Shanice

1:09:22

immediately goes meow meow meow

1:09:27

meow So summers like

1:09:29

and I've apologized to you seven times. What

1:09:31

do you want from me and Bria's like

1:09:33

I'm not gonna lie I didn't do nothing

1:09:35

to you and summer's like I did I

1:09:37

not apologize seven times and

1:09:40

say I'm sorry I was drunk and

1:09:43

She knew says like and then no and then she's

1:09:45

like no well takes pics and laughs, huh? Take

1:09:48

both of them she goes take pics and laugh

1:09:50

because no well meanwhile is like there's like a

1:09:52

lot of crosstalk because summer and

1:09:55

Bria are hashing this out in like

1:09:57

one corner of the room, but like no well is

1:09:59

like trying on different looks with her wigs and

1:10:01

Janice is like giggling with her. All

1:10:04

right, they're trying to not escalate summer. They're

1:10:06

trying to still have fun even though summer

1:10:08

is like about to have another meltdown. So

1:10:10

they're like laughing and then summer, meanwhile

1:10:13

summer and Brittany are fighting, Bria are fighting

1:10:15

and summer's like, well, I mean, I guess

1:10:17

you guys just have your own friendship and

1:10:19

you guys should just concentrate on that. And

1:10:22

so Bria's like, well, that's not fair to

1:10:24

say because you have your friendship with Preston

1:10:26

and Jordan. Now they're fighting about who has

1:10:28

other friendships. And so summer's

1:10:30

like, I promise you that friendship is not

1:10:33

great. Just

1:10:35

leave me alone. So now, Yeah, Noelle

1:10:40

is a hugger. Yeah, noelle. Oh my God. First

1:10:42

of all, noelle's like because summer has stormed out

1:10:44

of the room. And so now noelle

1:10:46

is like, no, I wasn't laughing at you. Because

1:10:48

that's the thing is that noelle was like laughing because

1:10:51

she's in the way but summer thought that noelle was

1:10:53

laughing at her. So now someone's like fine and storms

1:10:55

out and then noelle's chasing her throughout the house to

1:10:57

be like, no, I was laughing because I was in

1:10:59

a wig. I was taking funny photos, whatever. And noelle

1:11:01

and summer's like, whatever, go have your friendship

1:11:04

with them. Go be friends

1:11:06

with them. And she had said, she

1:11:08

even says like, you know, Preston

1:11:10

just lost his dad and Jordan is losing her

1:11:12

hair and our friendship is becoming really heavy. And

1:11:14

when I see noelle and she needs some Bria,

1:11:16

you know, it's like what they have is light

1:11:18

hearted and fun. And like, there's just an ease

1:11:20

and I'm jealous and I wish I could have

1:11:22

that. I'm like, yes. And the best

1:11:25

way to be able to join in on that

1:11:27

is to walk and start, start berating

1:11:30

people. Yeah. And

1:11:32

then she does what you had mentioned earlier

1:11:34

where she communicates perfectly about how she can't

1:11:36

communicate something. She's like, I

1:11:38

just feel like I'm drowning. And I'm overwhelmed

1:11:40

by life. And I just don't know how

1:11:42

to communicate that. I

1:11:45

don't want to feel like a burden. How do I

1:11:47

communicate? Like she's communicating it beautifully, actually.

1:11:49

Yes. So then Shanice is

1:11:51

just trying to eat and then she's just trying to

1:11:53

ignore all this, right? So now noelle and summer, and

1:11:57

Bria come back in the room and summer's like, I just need to

1:11:59

collect my thoughts. Okay, I was wrong and I apologize

1:12:01

and then it was brought back in it was

1:12:03

brought back up. He's like I'm not mad at

1:12:05

you. It's just like I'm being ganked up on

1:12:07

and accused of things which By

1:12:09

the way is not happening and summer's like

1:12:11

I have your back. She's but do you have my

1:12:14

back? She starts with

1:12:16

her again to Bria. Yeah, Bria is

1:12:18

finally getting she's finally getting some tracks

1:12:20

in here. She's been trying for weeks

1:12:23

Yeah, and she's just like

1:12:25

what is she not done? I'm Bruce like I'm gonna

1:12:27

keep my mouth shut Summers like

1:12:29

Bria. This is your girl. This is

1:12:31

your girl. No, well, this is yours No, al

1:12:34

and and Bria's like she's not taking sides. No,

1:12:36

I'm not gonna take sides Summers

1:12:38

like I'm asking what can I

1:12:40

do? What can I do? So

1:12:43

no else just trying to calm things down And so

1:12:46

she's trying to keep her in there and summer's

1:12:49

like get out of my way No, al and

1:12:51

she kind of pushes her and then she goes,

1:12:53

oh, what are you happy now? I just put

1:12:55

snow out. Are you happy you dumb bitch? This

1:12:57

is why your man doesn't fuck you you dumb

1:13:00

bitch It's like whoa, it's like what me owe

1:13:02

me out And

1:13:04

so then she starts tearing through the house. She's

1:13:06

like, I'm so mad. I'm so bad I know

1:13:08

well, it's like no no, no, no, no, no,

1:13:10

please calm down and then she's like knocking things

1:13:12

off table and then like You know

1:13:15

kind of tossing an Amazon box off of a table

1:13:17

onto the floor and it's like John

1:13:19

John That's

1:13:22

why I'm acting yeah, will someone

1:13:24

ever pick up the Amazon box?

1:13:26

You just swat it off the

1:13:28

console And

1:13:30

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