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#2412 The Valley Part Two: Expiration Dates

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yours. Get your episodes but enough of that.

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Let's get right back into the episode. A

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So is as Europe is your home.

2:17

Say it's my house as he kill

2:20

me an email Goods: and I mean

2:22

Intimacy Tantric Sex Space Sally that was

2:24

the suspects room. The. Sick. Now

2:26

this is Not a section Britain's Like this

2:28

about Debate. Or

2:30

never felt. Bird is your. Okay,

2:33

just some ground rules when Mercier and

2:35

the Tensor studio were going to ask

2:37

you to please refrain from sucking beans

2:40

Britney thanks is some are we just

2:42

we just an insect problem are Also

2:44

I just wanna say I work with

2:46

couples just like yourself. All over

2:48

the world who are wanting to have

2:51

better intimacy and better sex and more

2:53

orgasms, right? So tell me about eat

2:55

guys at our daughter. Same right? Okay,

2:57

I think that we're done here. I'm

2:59

not sure there's any help. Okay, thanks

3:01

so much for coming. They. Are.

3:03

Atlas find out was going on

3:06

in your relationship. okay in there

3:08

were him give you some tantric

3:10

to who's is a special occasion

3:12

and taxes like while snow who

3:14

were so busy just so busy.

3:16

I'm so so busy. I do

3:19

things I have a job of.

3:21

Business is business. Why it's I'll

3:23

same pm am him. Okay so

3:25

our Britain is up. We need

3:27

to move it up. Did the

3:29

top guys got a lot? I

3:32

mean roommates means I it's Amare.

3:34

To wear t shirts with this

3:36

big surnamed by Andy Warhol the

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and Warhols Towers com bad probably

3:40

to support of the best friend's

3:42

girlfriend. Took eaten by. Fun

3:46

though it's been. right

3:49

all right well approximately how many

3:51

times a week are you guys

3:53

having sex whole blue moon photo

3:55

i'm he has been locked was

3:58

biased you ruthless real by Okay,

4:01

well the more you talk the more

4:03

you understand why there's a sex drought.

4:05

I get it. So how do we

4:07

get back to like a magnetized state?

4:09

Right, a magnet? I'm not brutal. How

4:12

about one Janelle who's crazy, Jax?

4:16

I can't use magnets and anything on the

4:18

inside because I've got feelings. Oh

4:23

my feet's right down my throat. So

4:26

she's like, Jax, do you have any

4:28

answers? She's like, ahhh. And

4:32

so Brittany's like, sometimes I wonder

4:34

if Jax ain't attracted to me

4:36

after I have a baby. Which

4:38

is actually super sad that

4:40

she even feels like that. Jax is just an

4:42

asshole, okay? You need something more exciting. I don't

4:45

think Jax is the person who can be like

4:49

nice to anybody ever. I think that that's a

4:51

huge boner killer for Jax. Well

4:54

it looks like to me from your

4:56

body language, you both are very open.

4:59

You can see, I don't feel

5:01

like there's cheating or weird stuff.

5:03

It's just two dumb people in

5:05

my office. That happens a lot. So Brittany's like,

5:07

yeah well you know we had cheating in the

5:10

pious but we worked through it. We

5:12

worked through it. It's like before we were married,

5:14

before, never happened again ever since. Never happened,

5:16

never will happen. So it's like why I don't know

5:18

why we're bringing it up. It's not happening. Yeah

5:21

and she's like, hey ain't no, hey ain't

5:23

cheating on me that's for sure. She's still

5:26

saying that to this day in the after

5:28

show and wherever and on her podcast or

5:30

wherever. She's like, nope, never cheated, never

5:32

cheated. That's still her big thing. I

5:35

don't know what's going on with her but I

5:37

hate that she feels like this because she's very

5:39

pretty. I mean no matter what Jax, even if

5:41

she wasn't pretty I wouldn't want her to feel

5:43

ugly but she is really pretty and I hate

5:46

that she feels like that. And listen, we're dudes.

5:48

Like dudes should always

5:50

make you feel hot. We will

5:52

fuck. Dudes are down to fuck. Okay let

5:54

me just say, dudes are down to fuck. Like your husband

5:56

isn't fucking you. Go find one that

5:58

will. Go find some other one. find another husband

6:01

that'll find someone else's okay if your

6:03

husband isn't working out get under someone

6:05

else's just kidding I'm just under this

6:07

whole Michelle Michelle storyline maybe

6:11

a husband who treats you with respect so Janelle

6:13

and get it get a better make better choices

6:15

in general okay you know what'll make you feel

6:17

sex here better choices

6:21

now like so why do marriages end

6:23

well they don't end for lack of

6:26

love although I guess

6:28

one could say for lack of love I'm like what do you mean

6:30

they don't end for lack of love literally

6:33

met the people on this show literally

6:36

every marriage I've ever known this ended has

6:38

been because of a lack of love no

6:41

not sure where this lady's coming from but

6:44

you know there's someone who doesn't make their

6:46

bed before she has people of her so

6:48

I know and she's and Jack says people

6:50

are lazy she goes exactly even

6:52

though I didn't make my bed for national

6:54

TV you know the people are just they

6:56

just don't want to fight for it yeah

6:59

like not wanting to fight for it's what

7:01

marriage is and Jack's is like well I

7:03

mean they just thought like well it didn't

7:05

work so let's just give up and bring

7:07

second no but some people do but a

7:09

lot of people don't you know she's like

7:12

yeah they don't want to do the actual

7:14

work so we're gonna do the actual work

7:17

which is that you're gonna look at each other now and hold

7:19

each other's hands congratulations you just

7:21

did the work okay

7:24

now be careful because this one this one's

7:26

a lot okay look into each other's

7:28

eyes this is called soul

7:30

gazing face each

7:32

other touch knees Brittany

7:35

why are your hands turning black and crinkling

7:37

up Brittany your face is melting Brittany okay

7:39

stop staring in his eyes stop staring in

7:41

his eyes her head shrinks like she thought

7:44

her head shrink to this big and just

7:46

has that big bald big

7:48

bald ponytail hanging down it's like at

7:50

the end of Indiana Jones the last

7:57

crusade That

8:00

I'm from the wrong. Know

8:03

a. Physicist.

8:06

I'm almost the same and. Know

8:08

better. Start putting

8:11

your britain exactly. Meter had to grow back.

8:14

A. Before

8:18

the ring. The. Logo of

8:20

the rings was crawls out attacks

8:23

his eyes. Professor. So

8:26

ah zip projects like pretty semi rostand

8:28

still won lot in my wife was

8:30

like my partner my best friend like

8:33

to this month so made you know

8:35

like it's such an honor when i

8:37

tickets when i cheat on her I'm

8:39

like wow on not have seen on

8:42

any one with my soulmate that's amazing

8:44

man. So

8:46

Brittany that among other you'd rather put on

8:49

for a lot of things are bad if

8:51

they actually are. you know, like when you

8:53

come from Save Everybody Marriage Suggs Surf Marriages

8:55

order. Hurt when

8:58

you come to that Valentine's card to say

9:00

please, that. Was

9:02

pretended like for far as I'm I'm are

9:04

there for a good other. Taxes.

9:08

acquire your inner monologues too

9:10

loud, crucify him, study or

9:12

you're in a bottle of

9:14

the suck up. So nels

9:16

like to feel connected. hims

9:18

like yea yea who left

9:20

so real good. Sit for

9:22

this they are in and

9:24

do his soul and realizing

9:26

this to the darkness. Yeah,

9:29

really sad because you can see the

9:31

disappointment on her face when she's like

9:33

that. Was it that did nothing you

9:35

know like I really thought. Your

9:38

unmade bed with can be magic And

9:40

here's another thing with him work thanks

9:42

and she's like Jack and tail. Jackson

9:44

appreciate me anymore. He don't leave me

9:46

your he didn't put me on a

9:49

pedestal, speed or made me feel good

9:51

about myself. I mean I used to

9:53

be the blue cheese to his wings

9:55

now just rams left in the free

9:57

ads. ssssss. So

9:59

now. Go to the bread is

10:01

gone Bowling As Jackson Jason A Luke

10:04

and the Jackson Jason are hoping have

10:06

some sort of like intervention where they

10:08

tell lives has your girlfriend is a

10:10

liar. So. They're bowling and

10:13

ah Jackson's lie ahead. You know, I

10:15

know, I've talked to use a couple

10:17

of days loot and I've had a

10:19

lot of a lot going on. like.

10:23

Wake Up. So. Anyway, but

10:25

that that you know that dinner went

10:27

south so fast, like this is not

10:29

healthy for anybody and like regardless if

10:31

this is not good and looks like

10:34

you know I totally agree like okay

10:36

well ah I don't think you've done

10:38

a thing Siphon defending our across and

10:40

right bots really do much you know,

10:42

like. And. The and then Jason does this

10:44

whole thing about like you know, Bonnie and Clyde

10:47

not to be Bonnie and Clyde like like little

10:49

Bonnie don't rob a bank. Make. Better

10:51

choices. They. Could have happened. I

10:53

wanted my me bonnie. Who.

10:55

Blames bombing of literally never that. I

10:57

think Clyde was probably the mastermind once

11:00

in my Bonnie dragged him and everything

11:02

is. So this is questioning Faye Dunaway.

11:04

You're not going to questions. Is Faye

11:06

Dunaway call the shots or someone just

11:08

send me a clip of Faye Dunaway

11:10

this morning of reminds us of hurts

11:12

trying to recite like a line and

11:14

then she gets messed up and then

11:17

she basically said Dunaway is it and

11:19

business has. Could you get out of

11:21

here? You're in my I Live. It's

11:23

great to. See rate

11:25

you. Not to question her as mouse used

11:27

to go to the Starbucks on Fairfax

11:29

of I live right by in a

11:31

big giant. Somehow everybody was terrified of

11:33

her. Oh yeah this is like this

11:36

is living being. I'm living right down

11:38

the street from Faye Dunaway Starbucks because

11:40

I felt like lived up there are

11:42

they see as I were I agree

11:44

Price I your those yogurt place and

11:46

should pull up. She had like a

11:48

white. Like. Toyota and she

11:50

pulled up and see got like

11:52

this big ass sued get There

11:54

was an frozen over place called

11:56

Angelina about used to be on

11:58

Santa Monica boulevard. I remember

12:01

she got like the twenty eight

12:03

hours to get the biggest ones

12:05

like ah, take twenty eight ounces

12:07

of plane please and suits. At

12:11

leave with of tight container a plane

12:13

frozen yogurt. Okay,

12:15

so yeah, does the Bonnie and Clyde

12:17

thing and I'm basically. Blames.

12:20

Bonding for everything Super Jason! So their

12:22

mom lives like way. Why are people still

12:24

backing Jesse Idol under what are we talking

12:26

about here and Jason's like well lox

12:28

Ah look his family's been under attack by

12:30

your girlfriend for the last month and

12:32

this him When Christian was yelling it's se

12:35

she said something along the lines of he

12:37

wants to divorce Michelle and that's what

12:39

was not true. Still some of the said

12:41

it all and I know with a

12:43

very busy person I'm a person who does

12:46

a lot of time and looks like was

12:48

only thing I said was after. Daddy daycare

12:50

thing with a Jesse said jokingly I don't

12:52

think it's gonna last another six months. So

12:54

and a from the okay but within chris

12:56

into that him for me since the you

12:59

gave her and she twisted it and it

13:01

came out of her mouth is Jessie wants

13:03

to divorce from South and Santa hasn't been

13:05

able to stop air crying ever since and

13:07

they don't. You see seats with stories and

13:09

looks like I mean I think that like

13:11

when she's triggers he just says something and

13:13

like little it doesn't remember and as a

13:15

sitter you got you. Just said it's Savoy

13:17

know she messed up and and sixty up.

13:19

With Christmas like a known liar

13:21

she's a known liar and with

13:23

Go Axons acts really have have

13:26

hockey social media going I know

13:28

a big little. he goes yourself

13:30

described pathological liar. And

13:32

a dessert left two thousand and fifteen objects

13:35

place at the same say. Are you a

13:37

pathological liar? Have to say I mean I. Think

13:39

everyone lies now and then Read. Families

13:42

who like know married jones. Says

13:46

accept this is saturated go on me. While I

13:48

was already done a decade ago, probably not things

13:50

you're proud of you. They're soft semi. Let's have

13:52

some the fact that sums of fucked up Now

13:55

the top of her mom A busy person. I'm

13:57

a busy busy person. I did so much now.

13:59

Fear V. The every now and then Jack

14:01

straw us out his well worn monologue was the

14:03

shows happy to point out his i guess what

14:05

I grew up and it's like five weeks go

14:08

abroad or up and and forty I got married

14:10

a lot of home. I worked my ass off

14:12

to get to where I am right now have

14:14

a Brit wife. Great home. Or

14:17

started a business. side of buildings are built

14:19

on building a business and I got everything

14:22

the worth of Aca possibly everything. Everything. So

14:24

Jackson Flag I yeah you know there's gotta

14:26

be a point your life where this clicks

14:28

your with Christian and you see me. So

14:30

learn the you can't just be a piece

14:32

of shit forever. At some point you have

14:34

to pretend to be less of a piece

14:37

of shit says yeah it's called a story

14:39

heart disease like put yourself in just his

14:41

position. don't you kind of feel like you

14:43

think like if you're him like that. To.

14:46

The Christians and ruin your life is I'm no,

14:48

I just think they're like curious lost friends and

14:50

like I do empathize with him. you know like

14:52

hasn't seen a boomerang and like three years. It's

14:54

weird and like has reactors have been like over

14:57

the top and are several times that I understand

14:59

them being triggered by anything being said about his

15:01

family. I do I think we were that this

15:03

will come from he hates Jesse and Malibu. Funny,

15:05

sympathetic to just seats and like taking these guys

15:08

side against his own girlfriend. Well

15:10

because they're using the language that

15:12

he is learning. So Lucas new

15:14

to the whole L A lifestyle

15:16

right? And so he has been

15:18

brainwashed by Christian language which is

15:20

triggered. So if you're triggered, You.

15:23

Can get away with everything. Is your triggered

15:25

and your feelings matter? Okay so now they're

15:27

saying Jesse was triggered by the stuff that

15:29

see saying and so he's like oh my

15:31

god some apps Se Wells cassettes is triggered

15:33

you know he's still nearly camp He jumps

15:36

he is, he took your of figure they

15:38

me if of aside purpose yeah and I

15:40

think that I think he's also probably pissed

15:42

because he told christensen thing and then she

15:44

twisted and turn into whole thing's now he's

15:47

like as. So he

15:49

says he's and goshawk with her and his lot

15:51

more than yeah, as much more lot. Is

15:54

that that? no? One hundred? No way defending. just

15:56

go when I'm not blind and deaf. And.

15:59

Obviously was too. That's pressuring him representation

16:01

of written by evidence just cause he

16:03

knows the rye and when he says

16:05

things like you know but Christian was

16:08

triggered matter what she does on sees

16:10

trigger see twist things and she lives

16:12

as like you know that that's gonna

16:15

be her excuse him see murders he

16:17

writes He taught me how many just

16:19

ran into my my he ran into

16:22

my nightstand times the other car car

16:24

he had a car. So

16:28

down the and Danny go on a double. Date

16:30

with Michelle and Jesse and I'm a

16:32

day are us. They're all sitting down

16:35

making small talk and just as if

16:37

they pick out a house because Daniel

16:39

the I want to move out of

16:42

here shoe box of a apartments and

16:44

so Danny as was especially bositis of

16:46

got like three kids and Sudan is

16:49

like hey while in allies time to

16:51

move we are bersin at this names

16:53

and she's like yeah I'll miss on

16:55

it sounds like a while ago about

16:58

the how situation and looking over places.

17:00

And things like that. And

17:03

she wants to move like a miracle

17:05

mile west Hollywood. His I've honey know

17:08

Santa Clarita. I'm our I come on

17:10

out so they'd to drinks com and

17:12

they all tears and damion me a

17:15

d the series What they stare at

17:17

each other and their bikes tears stare

17:19

kiss and years yeah that's are saying

17:22

and Jesse and Reseller like. Cross.

17:25

Your we'd all your balance. Please don't let

17:27

me. Every time he looks at me. I

17:29

need to drink. Okay. Justice

17:32

or or he's just he's a keeper. Kissing

17:34

as such are testing and then you pull

17:36

back and kiss and pullbacks oh are saying

17:38

is also we do real off boomerangs without

17:40

a traitor for you Been sounds. So

17:45

so yeah so they are. Hum

17:47

So Danny really want some of

17:50

the Santa Clarita? And.

17:53

I'd. That is that for

17:56

know your amount of the I'm sorry the same

17:58

So go ahead I meteorite said pause. Bento

18:00

Santa Clarita. same you know I

18:02

mean said if a reader acid.

18:05

The. Silica Reader, I don't up

18:07

does nothing inherently wrong with Santa Clarita.

18:09

It's of pure suburbia, but what's wrong

18:11

is when you're trying to be on

18:14

the show and you're going to move.

18:16

Way up there. Like path

18:19

magic mountain. Which. Is of

18:21

the news and park. it's not an actual mountain

18:23

that magic there is a red lobster up there

18:25

was as good in Valencia but that's like it

18:28

so far as going for the cast against the

18:30

go all the way up there and then use

18:32

have to come all the way down at don't

18:34

give me a the boss of like wow without

18:37

traffic it's a twenty five minutes rob I know

18:39

where Santa Cruz is not a twenty five minute

18:41

drive. everyone's the resent you near through the funniest

18:43

talking to she wants to go to miracle Mile

18:46

or we have that as as be one thing

18:48

of yours like i wanna go to Granada Hills

18:50

as. I'm all about Santa Clarita. Okay, I

18:52

see they are not on the same page.

18:54

This is a huge red flag and their

18:56

relationship to me. She wants to be in

18:58

the cities around and exciting things he wants

19:00

to be. Near. Claim

19:03

Jumper. Well

19:05

guess what? were no matter what

19:07

pays their on, they are figuratively

19:09

on the exact same page. And

19:11

that pages covered in baby spiel.

19:13

Okay so I hope they figure

19:15

it out there. Five now. So

19:17

are they Talk about minivans? Emily?

19:19

Talk about Santa Clarita Am. It's

19:21

just ah, makes me wanna die

19:23

So I'm Danny that for you

19:25

in Santa Clarita you can get

19:27

a five bays for bad massive

19:29

back yard for one point two

19:31

male up there and me as

19:33

I yeah as. Site a million miles

19:35

away. To dollar

19:37

per mile basically does on

19:39

of a can do yeah

19:41

but Santa Clarita the cricket

19:43

sent not the tree frogs

19:45

turpin. They. Say that when

19:48

God wakes up in the morning

19:50

the first thing he sees Santa

19:52

Clarita. Oh

19:55

so me as I got okay, we know

19:57

what to say, Whatever. So they're just talking

19:59

about this and the producer's like are you

20:01

guys maybe? ah, the same page or what

20:03

about budget and he goes what? That's it.

20:06

You're man is. A. Under

20:08

Five voice of our to success. The

20:10

voice over the years and I'm does

20:12

know same a voice overs is like

20:14

my dream but he didn't even mention

20:17

the big ones. I mean he's doing

20:19

Under Fives on The Walking Dead as

20:21

the zombie ssssss. So. So

20:24

then just is like so years and

20:26

interests and thing for me we talked

20:29

about a little bit say kristin. Sees.

20:31

Attacking our family every single week and

20:34

muscles are specifically Me. I want to

20:36

say that I feel naive because a

20:38

lot of people aware and me about

20:40

Kristin and I'm now like have more

20:43

of an understanding that what every single

20:45

person that told me and I'm like

20:47

holy shit. How. Did I Not see

20:49

it? As you

20:51

say a mere goes you know I'm do

20:53

like. This is all both part of our

20:56

most that I do. Like

20:58

I. Live.

21:02

I'm already did you hear many?

21:13

Cycle. Fossils? Oh well, to

21:15

recover from. See the roles?

21:18

Okay, oh. Susanna

21:23

hard time with the past five

21:25

second grade must have thought leader

21:27

if if if if if. If

21:30

this is my post partum depression it's

21:32

please it's pretty clear read or the

21:35

bread I think of a of of

21:37

of so muscles you know as holding

21:39

like the michelle is comforting near the

21:42

way that Michelle can. Was history

21:44

class for hand and stare at

21:46

her coldly so researchers like it's

21:48

okay you can call me anytime.

21:50

Honestly, I will bring you a

21:53

smoothie. Maybe. Not to censor Clarita.

21:55

But. I'll bring it as far as. Burbank.

22:00

I will hug you with words about how

22:03

much of an asshole Jesse As. If

22:06

you've basically like i cannot take on your

22:09

all the negativity size like I'm dealing

22:11

with Michael Charity or tear gas is

22:13

like I'm dealing with real things. I just

22:15

love to party cause my boobs are

22:17

leaking. Can we just leave. The

22:20

so muscles just looking at her like

22:22

what? The fuck is wrong

22:25

with this lady, you know? So then we

22:27

go to Jackson Brittany, have a date. My

22:29

oh my god this is if you thought

22:31

it wasn't getting different. More depressing than many

22:34

Man from Santa Clarita series. Yeah, exactly. So

22:36

they're packing of the date night and Janet

22:38

adjacent will be coming over to baby sit

22:40

and produces. how does Yaks stay? File a

22:43

set up as I like not which I'm

22:45

like super happy about. Betty White's into my

22:47

mom lives downstairs of overnight does not always

22:49

a job. there's a war crimes I'm It's

22:52

obvious open at the site that's. Right

22:54

out of have like a step back

22:56

to are you know Romanian birds. That

22:59

Yeah, Yeah, yeah. the.

23:02

Servants and and Jason come up to

23:04

be like wacky baby sitters and vous

23:06

and look through the years I see

23:09

that's your privacy and forge maps and

23:11

sex as I say one scientists june

23:13

of one singing have one right Emmys

23:15

and watch my case. I'm or your

23:17

own I mean and you one to

23:20

to bring one Do Avalon passengers getting

23:22

to know your America. Your

23:24

life. Offers

23:27

of ask him have it proves he

23:29

says I'm sitting, I'm sitting. Spreadsheets. Can

23:32

do. Mother went to. Add.

23:35

The producers asking taste and if he has

23:37

any experience with babies and young kids and

23:39

his like not really a mean. You.

23:42

Know the whole. Baby. Holding thing like

23:44

when I think of it the cost benefit

23:46

analysis like. Worst case scenario I dropped as

23:48

baby. Best. Case scenario: I'm just

23:50

holding a baby so don't really understand why

23:53

and were want to hold his baby so

23:55

badly as I think it is and you

23:57

are now an early nominee for Bravo Liberty

23:59

of Years. Now read my mind

24:01

completely. Thank you thank you for articulating

24:03

it and putting it on Tv. But.

24:06

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24:08

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24:10

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24:13

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26:24

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26:43

out Now from Lemonade, a media. So

26:47

then we see them trying to take

26:49

care of Cruz and basically Cruz and

26:52

running from one room to another and

26:54

into another room. m and m and

26:56

crying and of and or ammunition watching

26:59

this. Ah, You're You're

27:01

in the fetal position. See them? Are

27:06

just going to brunch with Gave Professor

27:09

I. This is my favorite time A

27:11

kid pizza stars himself out Lion Lime

27:13

Here's some scissors. I saw a useful.

27:18

Protect yourself out there are.

27:21

So ah meanwhile of the

27:23

stealth Preston and and stayed

27:25

have a talk capital to.

27:27

To. For to see be so that was

27:30

cancelled so this is like so are after

27:32

maker drink when you consider the couch of

27:34

me i got a taste of them are

27:36

put out a towel so him when he

27:38

said doubted of sport everywhere quarter statue of

27:41

Saddam or was housing a bomb just raw

27:43

pro still have it feels weird. Well.

27:48

Ah Jack attacks and season at

27:50

bowling. They were like people don't

27:52

wanna be around you and people

27:54

are afraid of like allegations are

27:57

true and they're coming out of

27:59

your mouth. when you're triggered.

28:01

She's like, okay, okay, he just said triggered.

28:03

I was triggering. He's like, well, you

28:06

know, I'm talking about the claim that Jesse wanted a

28:08

divorce in the next two months. That's not something I

28:10

ever said, Kristen. She's like, um,

28:12

whoa, hold on,

28:15

let me move my head into 19 different

28:17

positions so I can answer this in a

28:19

way that you can understand. Okay. You

28:22

said, I actually lost my

28:24

place on the page. You said he's

28:26

planning on leaving Michelle in the next

28:29

couple of months is what you said.

28:31

Just want to point out that doing

28:33

Chris, Christian impersonations on this show while

28:36

writing, reading notes is our quote on

28:38

the doing Cirque du Soleil. It's like,

28:40

requires a certain amount of like coordination.

28:42

Seriously, Luca's like, no, I

28:45

said he doesn't see it lasting more than the

28:47

next couple of months. And I didn't say he

28:49

wanted a divorce. And that's kind of, this

28:52

is where people are calling you a

28:54

liar. Okay. Is that a word is

28:56

changed and that has different implications. Look

28:59

at Jill. She's just shaking her head

29:01

because she knows Jill hates you. Okay. Well,

29:03

fine. Fine. Okay. All right. Joe's leaking. Damn

29:06

it. Jill, did you eat a flower? Well,

29:09

I heard that

29:11

Jill's leaving you. How about that? Luke? No.

29:15

I said we're going to dinner tonight. We're going to leave

29:17

Jill behind. Oh, fine.

29:19

I just heard it. Fine. So

29:24

he's like, you know, and where people are

29:26

calling you a liar is because a word

29:28

changed. And then that has different implications. She

29:30

goes, Oh, okay. Okay. Well,

29:33

I mean, I agree that I agree.

29:35

End of story. And I'm sorry. That's

29:38

me being completely honest. And I'm

29:40

not going to yell at you

29:42

later. Once the cameras are gone,

29:44

I'm totally apologizing because that's how

29:46

I roll. I'm very mature now.

29:48

So, okay. All right. Okay.

29:50

Well, we're going to, again, Nick, I need you to

29:52

study your head there. Do you follow that?

29:55

Like when a word or two is changed,

29:58

it can change the whole meeting. Words are hard. words

30:00

are hard. words are hard.

30:04

fuck you. I

30:06

love you. see

30:08

words. you can't just change out a word. you can't just

30:10

change out a verb. words are hard.

30:14

he's like this is a really low spot for

30:16

our relationship. because it doesn't feel good seeing her

30:18

so stressed out and upset and anxious. none of

30:20

us. none of the happy go lucky christian. it's

30:22

like it's all gone. it's like her

30:25

flame's out. can

30:27

you remind us what happy go lucky christian looks like? because

30:29

i'm not sure we've seen her in two years. this

30:33

is christian. ok

30:35

this is christian. you know the sound when you're trying to

30:37

turn on the gas stove. but it's not lighting and it

30:39

just goes. oh. oh.

30:44

that's christian. there's no light. do you understand?

30:46

she is the gas click. i

30:49

am happy go lucky. oh what

30:52

a beautiful evening.

30:55

no it's morning. words matter. kaka!

30:58

oh what a beautiful

31:00

sidewalk. i

31:03

got a beautiful acid

31:05

wash jeans. everything's

31:07

going my potato

31:10

salad. i'm

31:12

gonna wash that blood right out of my hair. christian.

31:16

you just turned oklahoma into a serial killer

31:18

musical. oh i'm

31:20

sorry. i take responsibility. i

31:23

was triggered by the corn scene. hi! sorry

31:25

brit. that

31:27

was a cake pop. sorry. so

31:31

looks like. ok well how do

31:34

you feel? um. i

31:36

accept that the way we

31:38

do slow knots to show that i'm serious. that

31:41

the way i heard something

31:43

and the way that i repeated

31:45

it may not have been

31:47

correct. and i'm not doing a

31:49

but whatever. i'm not doing a but however.

31:53

however. you know

31:55

exactly what the fuck you're doing. ok? And

31:58

when you are terrified. There are tons

32:01

of you have high regard useless.

32:03

It's okay, let's bring it all.

32:05

Aspirin or as forefront have a

32:07

brain washes her eyes curses. oh

32:09

it's all about us to focus

32:11

on us. Off they know what

32:13

had was us. However, stay know

32:15

what they're doing To submit. Go

32:17

for aka however is whether or

32:19

not going to do that But

32:21

aura however however. And

32:26

looks like stop must stop talking about

32:28

other people. Skeletons just own. And okay

32:30

to say as soon as said that

32:33

I messed up. i'm sorry, I'm sorry

32:35

I'm sorry says oh hello magazine over

32:37

but I'm going to put a solidly

32:39

place slow. For

32:44

me I feel like that's all I save. I'm

32:47

sorry, he's like no, you don't see it

32:49

that way you say i'm sorry boss and that's

32:51

not taking complete ownership for us and I think

32:53

if we're going to move forwards does something

32:55

that can keep happening. Kristin and she's like is

32:57

ever going to move forward. Her

33:01

words are or is

33:03

is as of junk

33:05

or group planning a

33:07

salary We're planning a

33:09

future preparing a milk

33:11

sex club where. My

33:13

bad tiles and sat in of the

33:15

when we were passed as when don't

33:17

freak out on the right now and

33:19

don't freak me out and he's like

33:21

do agree that you do that sometimes

33:23

it's years so I think that's what

33:25

I think this. I think the with

33:28

nipples it's in our buddies or it's

33:30

moon I'm Kristin know carry on. With.

33:33

The kids you the city right now. I mean,

33:36

you're putting me in a bad spot. Okay,

33:38

Honor for dipping in a bad topic into

33:40

the double down on his thing. and I

33:43

can like your heart and with the real

33:45

issue as I'm like a bad spot dating

33:47

prison is about. Thought you'd use new signed

33:49

up for the bad spot users got electricity

33:51

last month. Sir. You

33:53

have running water. you live in a

33:56

bad spot for on purpose you when

33:58

you're s u v you as. Here's

34:00

your suburban years Use Webbed. We

34:02

were your Chevy Tahoe into a

34:04

compact car spot. You put yourself

34:07

in a bad spot via So

34:09

Kristen others are. You. Know a

34:11

Christians, you know you're not accommodate. This

34:13

isn't a conversation and needs to be

34:15

a back and forth me lecturing you.

34:17

you saying i'm sorry A back and

34:20

forth. Business man

34:22

sees like wow overly wanted

34:24

to say is like. We.

34:26

Have to have progresses Okay was

34:28

destroyed. I can do this all

34:30

I'm sorry for everybody try to

34:32

turn you give me a boeing

34:34

your memorable and it and I'm

34:37

sorry was manner you know won't

34:39

matter. This. Is the situation

34:41

was say I'm sorry However.

34:44

How are some marks? Ever think

34:46

about this thing. Through

34:49

the for words. says. That yeah

34:52

can get through her. I think the absurd

34:54

are at all. So now we got a

34:56

Jackson Brits day. My So. They

34:58

went did we are the same sex a

35:01

Brittany state mine or there are getting ready

35:03

for the day night and other accommodate Nine

35:05

When I said that there are worse things

35:07

and many rounds of South Korean I'm at

35:09

Jackson Britney my Christian enlist the show as

35:12

best as they harm. it's like okay we

35:14

have our first set is Jack support his

35:16

house and seconds at as the Montreal so

35:18

now we're back at them on around So

35:20

ah Jackson briny ago it back to the

35:23

Mondrian to the and she's like oh sexes

35:25

like look at that but that's or penthouse

35:27

in that I am. Lie to you

35:29

so they know he got this for

35:32

free for filming at the Mondrian for

35:34

that stupid hairless party effect perjury taxes

35:36

for Britney as like her day my

35:38

is just whenever whenever Tuesday my objects

35:41

could get for free from influence or

35:43

might. seriously so they're

35:45

looking at and everything and still i

35:47

saw this is cool had just gotten

35:49

to be worth misgivings to scan am

35:52

realising it has to tonight's and stuff

35:54

but are gonna die yolks inside you

35:56

know i've heard stories about the sap

35:58

where it's like, you know, marriage, you

36:00

know, you lose that spark by like,

36:02

I'm like, oh, that's not gonna happen

36:04

to me. And then it did. And

36:06

I started fucking other girls at the NPM. I just think

36:08

the pressure's on me. There's flowers

36:11

all over the bed. Oh my God. Can we

36:13

get over the flowers on the bed? I feel

36:17

like this is the only show where that actually

36:19

happened. If I saw fucking flowers on my bed,

36:21

I'd be like, I hope you have a dust

36:23

buster. Cause I'm not cleaning that shit up. You

36:25

will just put flowers on my bed. I made that

36:27

bed today. I paid a cleaner to come out and then

36:30

change those sheets. Now you got fucking flowers. There's some

36:32

timing bug in my bed. I swear to God, you

36:34

won't let me eat a Ritz with peanut butter in

36:36

my bed, but you'll, you'll put fucking organic

36:38

things from outside. Great. Great job.

36:41

If I see flowers on my bed, I'm just going to

36:43

be like, please tell me Joel's not anywhere nearby. You hear

36:47

a Joe's stomach gurgling all the way from the

36:49

valley. Like

36:51

can't resist eating flowers.

36:56

Joel's like, that tastes so

36:59

good. You know, Jill, to

37:01

other dogs, Joel's, Joel is like the dog

37:03

who is lactose intolerant. You know, it's like,

37:05

Jill, you want some cheesecake? I would, but

37:07

you know, my stomach can't deal with it.

37:12

That's what, that's what like. She eats it every,

37:14

she eats it anyway. It ruins everybody's night. Like

37:17

everybody's home early. Fucking Jill.

37:20

Yeah. Um,

37:23

yeah, they've lost her spark. So she's like, what do

37:25

you got playing Jayak's and goes, you're looking at it.

37:27

We got a beautiful chef coming to make his dinner and

37:30

she's like, Oh my God, they're going back here.

37:32

Oh, I fancy. Yeah.

37:34

Anybody need help picking sparkle,

37:37

picking sprinkles up in the

37:39

thing. So

37:41

meanwhile, back at the

37:43

house, Jason and Janet are a babysitting

37:45

Cruz and Cruz is running all over

37:47

and they are exhausted. And Janet's like,

37:50

we are Cruz's bitches tonight, but

37:53

it's also good because I've been able to gossip with that baby

37:55

all night long. So

38:02

back at the hotel, sushi

38:04

lox comes to prepare the

38:06

meal. And I was like,

38:08

it's amazing, right? It's like fish, but

38:10

it's not cooked. People eat it raw with

38:12

rice. You like rice, right? I

38:15

asked them to wrap mine in a hot dog

38:17

bun. They said no. I'm fucking fired. I'm so

38:19

busy. I have so much going on, Brett. He's

38:22

like, no, I know we're a long way from that apartment,

38:24

but like way over here. Look, remember, look, that was the

38:26

old apartment there from Koreatown. Hey, you excited

38:29

about the bar opening? And she goes, yeah, yeah, but

38:31

I'm not in the course, but like, I just want

38:33

to make sure you're not like there 24 seven like

38:35

I am, but yeah. And he's like, Oh no, no,

38:37

I mean, I'm not going to be there forever for

38:39

seven because I'm like way too busy. Like that's, I'm

38:41

so busy. I can't go to work. I'm so busy.

38:43

So like, but I'll be there probably like three days

38:45

a week or something like that, you know, work two

38:47

or one or probably

38:49

won't ever go, but you know, I'm just so busy, you know? No,

38:53

just every Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Bye.

38:58

She's like, he goes, you know, and I just want you

39:00

to know, like, uh, uh, having more kids

39:02

that requires more work and we're opening up a

39:04

bar and you know, you're trying to add another

39:06

kid to that. And she's like, um, well, the

39:08

bar is going to come second to another child.

39:11

Right? And he's like, uh, I mean, I gotta

39:14

work. I work so much. I mean, all

39:16

this not work I'm doing for

39:18

the bar is really intense. Like so many

39:20

people on the bar that aren't me that

39:22

are like expecting me to do so much

39:25

of nothing that it's really hard keeping up with

39:27

all of the nothing that I'm supposed to, you

39:29

know, hair loss. Like, I mean, I have to

39:31

lose hair for that. So it's,

39:34

it's rough. Hi, we both will

39:36

work. Okay. But we've already said we're

39:38

going to have another child. So are we starting to say that

39:40

like, what, and are we are starting

39:42

and like, we are trying to have that other child saying,

39:44

he goes, oh,

39:46

I mean, and she's like, well, we had to

39:49

play and that's what was happening. And why in the world are

39:51

you doing this to me? I can't be, it's almost like he

39:53

would have lied to me. I never saw Jack tell a

39:55

lot of anyone before my life. Britney

39:58

Jackson's not one. The child is.

40:00

Tell you what you want me here for your

40:02

set up and now you're trying to make him

40:04

do it. And so he's over his opening quote

40:07

unquote a bar so we have somewhere to escape

40:09

to every might. When are you not getting like

40:11

you need a better day? You need a gay

40:13

to explain the what's exactly exactly what's happening and

40:15

that's probably it's why would you want to have

40:17

another baby? Would Zach How many times you need

40:19

to run into the same brick wall. Says

40:22

exercise. Well. Off is a cruise

40:25

is like a little bit more attention like right

40:27

now and like with his verbal I'm just like

40:29

worry like like all this like bringing another town

40:31

of the world as it can only take away

40:33

from the focus so me to put on a

40:35

cruise right now so we just come up with

40:38

excuses and as you blame Cruz for this and

40:40

recycle cruises gonna with have one needs and I'm

40:42

upset that you're making me feel like that. I

40:44

saw nothing for his first which at our partners.

40:51

But by the way, I'm fully on our side. about this is

40:53

both like you can have. You. Know me?

40:55

I dunno. I can't stand kids. Some.

40:57

African to advocate for mortis on this earth, much like you did

40:59

earlier. The sub. But. If.

41:02

You are actually turn a family. You.

41:05

Can have a second child is not

41:07

gonna take away from the first child's

41:10

you know, development, etc etc. I'm in.

41:12

One. Of my my I am troubled parents

41:14

now right? How could you say that you don't

41:16

notice? I'm just gonna say I don't know why

41:19

this is such a zero sum situation either. He

41:21

works at the bar for they have a kid.

41:23

Aren't a lot of people. Who. Have

41:25

kids and work at exact same time

41:28

in Lights. To. Be

41:30

just another another kid. He what you're looking for

41:32

an escape hatch. He does not want to kid.

41:35

That's. It I mean I don't know. Here's the thing

41:37

I think the his blood her on and told her

41:39

he doesn't have this big family and they're gonna do

41:41

this and she wants kids and he's going to do

41:43

and they're going into I'm always trying to back out

41:45

yeah that city but if the same time. Use.

41:48

It's only been wants you to have kids if you want

41:50

to have them. I certainly don't want you to have them

41:53

if you don't want to have them. And when you know

41:55

your husband's gonna be gone at the bar or what kind

41:57

of kittens that can be does raised by a bar you

41:59

know, like by. I was raised by a

42:01

bowling alley bar in the getting larger motorists in

42:03

during her do this but. You

42:06

know I mean but either way I don't know

42:08

how Now I also by being on Jackson five

42:10

at all about anything him The general advice: so

42:12

as if somebody doesn't want to have a baby

42:14

with you don't have a baby with that person

42:16

Please do yourself a favor find some else have

42:18

a baby with. There's plenty of amount, there's lots

42:20

of sperm. Bring. His insecurities or also

42:22

coming out here because when he's like. You.

42:24

Know if we are to take which accessing at

42:27

face value which I he to do but if

42:29

years and says like if he's like afraid they're

42:31

Cruz is. Is. Not going

42:33

is gonna fall behind with his

42:35

developments Heinlein if there's another kid.

42:38

Brittany. Being like oh wow

42:40

you're saying that I'm not putting his first

42:42

He actually done didn't say that. I think

42:45

that's her and secured in a situation because

42:47

he's comes down on her so hard Now

42:49

her insecurity I think is really triggers analysis,

42:51

Billie getting upset and so she's like to

42:54

sing se tears about in a cruise more

42:56

than anything in the entire world. and so

42:58

I never said that Briny and I are

43:01

going to all my god nice apply thanks

43:03

they're going to other thing that's that have

43:05

another child comes world s s s worse

43:07

matter is will. Say we're gonna leave

43:09

the market on way for he'll be

43:12

a little relieve. I will do not

43:14

care about a new world of okay

43:16

and he's like oh my god don't

43:19

cry There's no reason to cry And

43:21

for alcohol crying as alcohol price hike

43:23

all mine likes my. And

43:26

cycle. There's no reason to be sad

43:28

and stuff. I can inhabit emotions and

43:30

it's like no, you can't You can't

43:32

cry about something like this and like

43:34

but you promised her a kid and

43:36

I are saying no kid has pictures

43:38

allowed. To cry about that. actually. Me:

43:40

are so britain is i just don't feel

43:42

like i know he bribed i'm a he

43:44

says blindside me up right i'm i'm going

43:46

off of the it almost feels like aboud

43:48

some wrong and i know i have and

43:50

so it but in such you have done

43:52

something wrong married jack like how many times

43:54

you need to be told can you not

43:56

hear me through the seat television screens and

43:58

screaming into every single I've been

44:01

screaming at you for a decade. Can

44:03

you not hear me? But he's like

44:05

I'm just like banging on the glass Do

44:10

I need to get Koopa Troopa wig for you to

44:12

listen to me you're like at the end of the

44:14

graduate So

44:17

Jax is like I'm just always scared like you know

44:19

like what if something's gonna happen like what if she's

44:21

like But we have to be in this together because

44:23

I understand that but like I have to work three

44:26

days a week for four hours Maybe

44:29

two hours really and my job considers me.

44:31

You know like Mike my job I need

44:33

to leave the house my job yours doesn't

44:35

she's like We

44:44

get chokers in that bar if I

44:46

didn't say chairs nobody would be sitting

44:48

down It

44:51

would truly be standing rips out late So

44:53

he's like yeah, but like you're going to bar

44:55

six or seven months pregnant like It

44:58

is possible to act I know this is a wild

45:01

notion The women who are pregnant

45:03

are able to leave the house I'm

45:05

so surprised that he's not getting her pregnant on

45:07

purpose so she he has excuse to be like

45:10

I know You're pregnant. You can't go to a

45:12

bar There's no babies allowed

45:14

in bars. Hey, buddy. So sorry to me Still

45:17

a baby so he's has such

45:19

an antiquated like I mean his Jack's

45:22

logic makes no sense and I feel

45:25

actually generally bad for Brittany here because

45:28

like it's I feel bad as she

45:30

is Realizing another layer of

45:32

the piece of shit that she married You

45:35

know that's and I was saying it last week And I

45:37

really do feel it every week when I watch this show

45:40

and look I know we make fun of Brittany like crazy

45:42

on This show we are kind of heartless with it Because

45:45

it's really just over the top like I

45:47

get it But I

45:49

do feel for breathing cuz Brittany seems like

45:51

a somewhat likable person You know and she

45:53

seems somewhat real in all of this and

45:56

like feeling what she's really feeling on. TV

45:58

She Just makes such boneheaded decisions. Then she

46:00

married ones and as like, I can't

46:02

there's just only so much you can

46:04

do before you have to say. A

46:07

Not see now like. I. Can't

46:10

answer your calls anymore. right?

46:13

Amazon Basin. And. Jackson's

46:15

like I don't think Britney says the

46:17

big picture the way I see it

46:19

was hilarious that he would see any

46:21

sort of big picture and he is

46:23

like know she says rainbows and butterflies

46:25

and money grows on trees in the

46:27

backyard My I guarantee she's not saying

46:29

that. I think she's trying to paste

46:31

those arms was you see is which

46:34

is like smokestacks and coal and Market

46:36

Sweets is like just try to sample

46:38

rainbow on there because this is a

46:40

sad view that she has right now.

46:43

Be. I'm is that? I mean I just

46:45

can't think of anything or overwhelming right now.

46:47

them bringing another child into this world ants

46:49

feel Britney doesn't Cnn do I keep on

46:51

working on my marriage to I just throw

46:53

another kitten makes when everything's already gone to

46:55

shit means stock and help our marriage is

46:57

it is. It's gonna make it worse, can

46:59

have a kid's gonna make it worth and

47:01

seven he says he says well we need

47:04

a plan of a planner. Full areas. I'm

47:06

a plan I'm sorry slams who are you

47:08

don't even do you think that Arabs and

47:10

which we've seen the million times the season

47:12

with the kit and co ops. A

47:15

threat. As if he hasn't just been telling

47:17

her as entire argument. That. He's

47:19

the one who takes care of everything potentially for

47:21

as I dare of everything and into this. Is

47:24

that why this time it's and for a new

47:26

the only one that like out He's such a

47:28

massive it would really like like as we've seen

47:30

like. To. See. The only one is really

47:32

tending to that get he does barks at our. Swimming.

47:36

Amorous or on he says be quiet around the

47:38

kids. Reagan was. that's all he does. Everything else

47:40

we seen for the kids see as dumb literal

47:42

we probably been seen him look at the kid.

47:44

You. Actually sit out so that her legs

47:46

you know there is a through that she

47:49

does everything. But now that his trigger so

47:51

is that, How dare you accuse me of

47:53

doing nothing So you think that has built

47:55

itself paper? That house is A fucking Feelings

47:57

and I love this he told him. well

47:59

we paid the. The amount of money for

48:01

they have house so now I'm know what

48:03

you're talking about As an hour totally Italy

48:05

deflated this image that is trying to do

48:07

and is ah suggests a from the table

48:09

and walk past the camera crew into the

48:11

other part of their sweet. Oh,

48:19

he may have. As. A pianist where

48:21

it is very convenient. Don't just like

48:23

the fight on date My in West

48:26

Hollywood his own stomping ground where he

48:28

can go college boys and co Samantha

48:30

just her he the fans as a

48:32

cursed as hotel. Ah Jack

48:35

sucks, but you know where it

48:37

is comforting that. Ceasing

48:39

scenes in the world so fast and the so

48:41

nice to have something consistent even if it's just.

48:44

Pure. Set The players said toxic

48:46

human being. You know. Again,

48:51

Are. At Well that was. That

48:53

was a delight by the way. Ah, thanks

48:56

everyone for listening. We

48:58

still have summer house can we have to seek? And let me

49:00

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49:02

great that I spoke at stupid. Who

49:04

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49:07

a pop right the fuck off for

49:09

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49:11

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49:13

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