OPENING BANTER: Dan, have you seen Soul? Also: Christmas media, please invest in Twumbo, and this NSYNC video: https://www.bustle.com/p/the-one-nsync-music-video-youve-probably-never-seen-59643

(18:58) Dwayne Haskins CUT.

(24:48) Detroit Lions coaching staff wasn’t there due to COVID. Was it any different?

We talk about the league’s talent inequality problem and the world’s income inequality problem.

(41:11) How can we use storytelling to help fix some of the woes of culture? We talk parables, fables, rabbits, and whatever the plural of moose is. 

(1:19:03) How will the draft order shake out? How will the playoff picture shake out? How will my etch-a-sketch shake out?

(1:32:36) Spicy Takes of the Week & Proverbial shoutouts

That's it! Thanks for being a pal!