0:01

Scared to welcome back to another episode

0:03

of the We Got The

0:06

Chocolates podcast. I'm Lee

0:21

and I'm Gary and that is Mickus over there.

0:23

Mickus films jobs in when we need him,

0:26

probably less today because he has no voice.

0:28

And the reason for that, well, you've probably

0:30

arrived by accident, but definitely stay for the

0:32

laugh. We Got The Chocolates, that is a

0:35

win. But Mickus is not feeling like he's

0:37

had a big win across the weekend. We

0:39

kind of are. But voice wise. Very big

0:42

win, but yeah, the voice box has been

0:44

better. Yes, absolutely. If you're unsure and also

0:46

if you are watching on YouTube, then

0:48

you'll see us wearing our Albert

0:51

Einstein wigs. Skin hasn't got

0:53

his prints outfit on, which I thought was stiff.

0:55

Why is that not occurred? Skin? I'm

0:58

not sure I know where it is to be honest, but

1:02

we did indeed have skins. Boyfriend

1:05

at note, boyfriend, apprenticeship finishing

1:07

husband training camp across the weekend, formerly known

1:09

as a box, but that's now quite a

1:11

negative term that no one likes. So really,

1:14

well, just in terms of like any group activity,

1:16

people freak out. It's like, can we play golf?

1:18

Is it for a box party? Yeah. No, you

1:20

can't can we start this

1:23

combination? Is it for a box party? Yeah. No. Okay. You

1:25

can't. So we just had to change

1:27

the terminology of it. Anyway, we get to, um,

1:29

I shouldn't, there will end as a forewarning.

1:32

There will be quite a few stories, a

1:34

hefty part of this podcast episode probably from

1:36

that particular event. Uh, but before that we

1:38

might as well start with a joke of

1:41

the week. These

1:44

are left for us at we got the

1:47

chocolate.com.au on the chalk line. In fact, uh,

1:49

and Dave, the Brit who knows jack shit.

1:51

He's our producer. He went to the box

1:53

party. That's not a box party. Uh,

1:56

and hasn't returned. He's

1:58

about to show. You

2:00

know what I was telling you earlier, if you're gonna play it,

2:02

you gotta be able to back out. Exactly.

2:05

And the same can be said for Charlie and

2:07

the chocolate fact checker. My A, fucking missing the

2:09

pair. No, here is four people in the Nudio,

2:11

which is weird, because it's quite a large space.

2:14

Yeah. That's been poor. As

2:16

opposed to our combination on the weekend,

2:18

which was quite a small space for

2:20

probably more people than what one

2:24

would have been thinking. Yeah, it's the L2 bedroom

2:26

apartment that sleeps 12. What?

2:30

Where was it? Joke of the week. Joke of the

2:32

week. So Dave, what I was saying, he chose it

2:34

last week and we haven't heard it yet. Here it

2:36

is. All right, fellas, it's John

2:38

from Sheffield in the UK. Got

2:41

another joke of the week for you. Why

2:44

does Easter money hide his Easter

2:46

eggs? Because he

2:48

doesn't want anyone to know he's fucked chicken. He

2:52

fucked a good work fellas. Love the show. I

2:57

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looking at a week, but then he's already having his

4:33

week this week. He's basically suspended, so maybe

4:35

you still get to run next week. I think come back. He's

4:39

probably my favourite person on the planet. They are actually Dave, just

4:41

go for the weekend. Yeah, why do you call

4:43

him disco? We just got everyone who's

4:46

named Dave disco, like a young variety. I

4:48

don't know why. Because they

4:50

used to go to disco. But

4:52

now we're showing it to disk and it's just perfect. I

4:54

don't even call him Dave anymore. The

4:58

guys find that he's so embraced that nickname that

5:00

like he, when he does something wrong, like that

5:02

joke, he'll be listening to this podcast. They've been

5:04

saying that. And he'd be like, yes. And

5:07

he yells at himself saying that in some reason,

5:09

which is quite a weird thing of

5:11

some events because it made no sense before Godi

5:13

just started saying it. He's

5:15

a genuine God. Yeah, no, go ahead.

5:18

This still doesn't make much sense, but that's fine. We've

5:21

also had a written joke sent in by

5:23

Max. I was telling

5:25

my mate at the pub how I've just broken

5:27

up with my girlfriend. He asked why I said

5:29

she went on a date to the cinema with

5:32

accountable. And he said, oh, gladiator. No,

5:34

actually kind of miss her. And

5:41

you actually would like that because you're Russell Crowe. Yeah. I

5:43

thought you're going to say glad that he met himself like

5:45

that. Oh,

5:47

I told you if I was talking to

5:49

skin. Yeah. Yeah. But I've never actually watched

5:51

gladiator. The movie start to finish. Really? Russell

5:53

Crowe. And I only watched it recently for

5:55

the first time. Good. It

5:57

was good. Might have to watch it. Yeah. It's

6:00

all the beautifully mate. What's your

6:03

favourite part? Favourite part would

6:05

have to be that you're not entertained a lot. Oh

6:08

yeah. That is the

6:10

right movie. People have used that. Companies have

6:12

used that for... Have they not? I think.

6:15

Netflix or something. Good people. Anyway,

6:17

speaking of good people. Joke of the

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Week brought to you by our friends at Better Beer

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into. Why's that mate? Just battling a

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feeling the best in terms of health.

6:33

I feel much better now. Yeah.

6:37

That is good. Well let's

6:39

get to the Skins box then. There

6:41

will be some questions. What happened

6:44

next? Let's get a Skins box and I

6:46

thought I wish we could go back. What a great week. Basically

6:49

the itinerary, I'll break it down for you. Friday

6:53

afternoon was golf. Which was

6:55

a lot of fun. Not the best golf.

6:59

The group in front of us, horrifically slow. Which made

7:01

for not a great game. The

7:03

issue was the group in front of us was also part of our

7:05

Bucks party. Old

7:10

Mikus, Josh and our Buck have here,

7:12

Mr Skinld, have had an

7:14

absolute Barry Crocker from go to

7:16

woe. I think

7:19

it's starting with now, Josh, Mitch's friend

7:22

Josh, best friend. He's the best friend

7:24

of a lot of people sometimes, don't

7:26

we? But he's a beauty. He'll

7:29

be listening and also would have heard the same

7:31

joke 1400 times this weekend. I'm

7:34

not sure he really enjoyed the new material. But

7:38

he stepped up for, because basically they had

7:40

three, we had four. We were sort of

7:42

like, oh, group with three, you'd assume. Hustle

7:45

along a bit quick, you would have thought. So we let them go first

7:47

and we'll go in after them. And

7:51

then Josh stepped up to the plate and I don't think

7:53

without exaggerating, he had eight practice wings. And

7:56

he hasn't played A lot of

7:58

golf. That yesterday I

8:00

has regularly a threat to other other

8:02

movies blood any go for the whereas

8:04

try to get advertisers video this fifth

8:06

and I said we were subsidy. They

8:08

got it out in each. Unlike ah

8:10

this is not an every show. Us.

8:14

A sniper that could be pretty tells

8:16

his skills that he did draw that

8:18

I would get a tied to an

8:20

end to withdraw. The best draw which

8:22

when hundred and fifty made his ross

8:24

into the driving range still and that

8:26

was the one that talks. I had

8:28

a tiger drop immediately but obviously. David

8:30

Roth link through a mere rice bowl

8:32

every red of one hundred students to

8:34

that with of us that in that

8:36

time with that had a group of

8:38

ladies have to the to my elderly

8:41

lady is about like seventy plus ladies

8:43

yeah their Borders sides a good really

8:45

off on the right foot. Oh yes

8:47

oh dear this had trouble here mobile

8:49

What? Today's three idiots with my baseball

8:51

snacks are like inferior sandwiches go bump.

8:53

He would sit near every time someone

8:55

should hit a okay so every every

8:57

time I use of a while he.

9:00

Was that he would one of the three

9:02

year if it was incredible What? Seeing like

9:04

three blocks I'll add to cart three bucks

9:06

genuinely zigzag they why across of a relatively

9:08

stride. How is this A tiny little dog

9:11

likes her? I like that fucking zigzagging. So

9:13

max the staff and what are you homeopaths

9:15

thing other like the Sears they like a

9:17

the first. Also thirty five minutes in Israel

9:20

is edit it in the was thought is

9:22

that not only was the other than two

9:24

ladies wedding behind us wales I started about

9:26

eight minutes lies and was that. Are.

9:29

The Aga last. Year

9:31

a driving this is all navigate the by

9:34

the I was in charge of navigating which

9:36

of these will not used another getting a.draw

9:38

the go spurs are disfigured so judgmental don't

9:40

have it motivates thought him at the bar

9:42

most on might have been a giveaway but

9:44

a distressed about the my own or that

9:46

with the music's i rang years and has

9:48

gala you put your time yet to pick

9:51

up all the other it's you do a

9:53

path mail light this thought an audience of

9:55

up never subway out with in India hydra

9:57

guy who was on your. area

10:00

So I rang skin. I'm like, Hey, guy, mate. Yeah, good, mate. We

10:02

had like 15, 20 minutes. I'm like fucking beautiful.

10:04

This is so good. I was so happy. Yeah. Literally got

10:06

a text as I was like unpacking my clubs to the

10:08

cars. Like, we've missed the turn off. We're going to be

10:10

there at two 41. The tee off time is two 43.

10:16

Yup. And then the best part was we let a group,

10:18

the group that was meant to be behind us, we let

10:20

go in front of us, like the actual group that wasn't

10:23

the box. Yeah. Then like we sort of said, yeah, you

10:25

guys go in front of us. And then because every time

10:27

we catch up with biggest, go a bit slow

10:29

boys. He's like, yes, they were fucking back

10:31

at the accommodation. Genuinely

10:35

kilometers in front of us. Yeah. You would know this

10:37

about letting them go in front of us as if

10:39

we were going to be waiting on them. I like

10:42

could see that on the third hole, I could just

10:44

see them off in the distance and then never saw

10:47

them again. We haven't played in a while. They're only two and

10:49

they'll walk him like, Oh, I don't know. I just didn't want

10:51

to be stuck behind him. Turns out they're a lot quicker than

10:53

the group in front of us. That was not a problem. I

10:55

think my favorite part of the golf day, cause I do want

10:57

to move on. My favorite part

10:59

of the golf is where we're behind it. We've

11:02

driven our car past their car after skin, Mikas

11:04

and Josh have hit their drives. And

11:06

they drove past. We said, Hey girl boys. And they

11:08

said, not very well. We've just hit three drives and

11:11

we're not sure we have one ball in play.

11:14

Exactly. It's slightly concerning. Yeah.

11:16

I really think Bayes,

11:19

Bayes came the next day for the Saturday and

11:21

he just obviously quite a good golfer. Gode said,

11:24

I don't know what their score was. What was

11:26

it like? 47 for a three ball Ambrose

11:29

over night. So Gode said that to Bayes. He's

11:31

like, they've had 47 three ball seven nine

11:34

holes. It just goes, that is million.

11:36

So that's

11:39

11 over nine of those over par. We're in

11:46

the first four holes. We went double,

11:48

double, triple, double. You've actually had good

11:50

half a nine. Yeah. We're in a

11:52

lovely back, back five. Then the Saturday

11:55

theme, the dress up theme was, and

11:57

this was inspired by Mikas's dobby party.

12:00

We then asked for the chockeys basically. We said,

12:02

what's a decent team idea? Our next dress up

12:05

opportunity is probably Skins box. What are we sort

12:07

of looking at? We got a lot of

12:09

ideas, some very funny ones that we could probably dress up every

12:12

day for the next year if we wanted to with

12:14

the amount of ideas. But the one that struck us,

12:16

I thought the most was obviously referring to the time

12:19

where Skins did indeed lose the odds game, get

12:21

his snag pierced, which is known as a Prince

12:23

Albert piercing. How is the

12:25

knob skin? It's fine, massive. Heeled

12:31

up. Pretty disappointed in that regard.

12:33

But fine, otherwise. Coming up to the one

12:36

year anniversary of that, actually. I reckon. Like

12:38

the actual piercing. Oh, we've got to surprise

12:40

him. No, no, no. The

12:42

piercing date. Anyway, so that was the dress skin

12:44

up as Prince Albert. We thought that was fantastic.

12:47

We then wanted to go a little bit further

12:49

and make him Prince of the Alberts, so

12:52

everyone else at the

12:54

event dressed as Albert Einstein, which

12:56

is where the wigs, mustaches, go to

12:59

the absolute play of the day with

13:01

bringing zinc for our real mustaches, because

13:03

sticking a fake mustache on a real

13:06

mustache impossible. Doesn't work.

13:08

Double-sided tape. You all right there, mate?

13:10

Just getting that spice rump. Yeah. Not

13:16

sizzling well. It's in danger. Yeah,

13:20

that just did work well. So that was a stroke

13:22

of genius from getting us to the zinc mustache.

13:26

But I think that looked well. I

13:29

guess we were always thinking, this might get

13:31

a few odd looks. We weren't

13:33

quite expecting that when we exited the building, there

13:35

would just be like traffic

13:38

beeping, stopping

13:40

and waving, stopping, taking photos. OK, this is

13:42

obviously not that common then. And it's like,

13:44

I'm assuming there's a lot of weirdos in

13:48

Byron. So for them to stop and think we were weirdos, it

13:50

must be weirdos. We'll

13:52

get to one particular weirdo. We caught up with

13:55

on the last night, on the Sunday night.

13:57

But yeah, they genuinely must have found it

13:59

fascinating. It was quite amazing when you try to

14:01

get into like, because we went to lawn bowlers, which

14:03

they were sort of fine with it, they found it

14:06

quite amusing. But there were some very serious lawn bowlers

14:09

on the sort of front side of the corner of May

14:12

in the competition. Yeah. We

14:14

were obviously not there. We were spring slingshotted out the back. Hiding.

14:17

But yeah, the looks on the competitive lawn

14:19

bowlers faces were not, I don't think they

14:21

were thrilled to see us. Because borderline disgust.

14:23

Yeah. Partishing their serious sport and their white

14:26

long trousers. I mean, we had white trousers.

14:28

We were also white sawned out. I thought

14:30

we fit in pretty well. Yeah. Maybe

14:33

like skin the prins, but it's probably his fault. Yeah.

14:35

But lawn bowlers were successful. I thought that was great.

14:37

My favorite moment of the day, because I think you'll agree,

14:39

was when Godi's bowled it the wrong way. Wrong

14:42

bias. After being probably best

14:44

on for most of the five years,

14:46

I just got halfway down, just realised

14:48

it started going to your side. A

14:51

couple of scooners of the five-pillar Bolzo

14:53

bowl, shared it amongst the boys. Yeah.

14:56

But also establishments not overly keen to

14:59

let 12 Albert Einstein's and

15:01

one Prince Albert in, I don't think. So we

15:03

got some very serious speeches. Good

15:05

old-fashioned listening to this. It

15:07

was like, who's in charge here? And I

15:09

sort of had to be the one to come up and

15:11

be like, oh, me, I guess. Just

15:15

walking up sheepishly. I don't want a bar

15:17

of this at all. And then the

15:19

bloke would just be like, here's the deal. We can let you

15:21

in till 6.30. That dress up, so

15:23

you're out. Bang. Like if it's

15:25

one out, all out. And I looked around at a couple of

15:27

the people, it was like, weren't strong. Some

15:30

real froth. But

15:32

that went well. And then the next day, Sunday,

15:34

we went snorkelling. Julian

15:37

Rocks. It's cool. I would

15:39

recommend if you get a chance, if you're in Byron

15:41

Bay or Brunswick, as it turns out,

15:43

you can get to Julian Rocks from there as well.

15:46

In fact, we were in Byron Bay, but we drove

15:48

to Brunswick to get out to Julian Rocks. We're not

15:50

really sure why. That was an interesting... That's

15:52

fucking weird for you blokes to fuck something up like that. So

15:56

strange. At one point, we

15:58

thought we'd typed in here's Rocking. But

16:04

we went out and you even dig that just snorkelling like

16:06

that's something skinner I've done before quite enjoyed skin. So you

16:08

were happy to do that. I think that was one of

16:10

your, I was looking forward to it. I'm excited about that.

16:14

One good mate that we do have named James

16:16

Basley who first seven episodes

16:18

on the week at the chocolate podcast

16:20

actually then a professional now professional athlete,

16:22

a cricketer for the athletes. Try to

16:26

get the snorkel above water. We were

16:28

snorkeling for an hour and I reckon

16:45

Bayes looked underwater for three minutes. He just

16:47

basically just held his breath. Is anyone

16:53

having issues with their apparatus? Not

16:58

usually mate, no. He could not work it out

17:05

and he would just every time that we're big,

17:07

come up from like the tour guide, the tour

17:11

guide would be like green sea turtle like

17:13

pointing down for us to come and look

17:16

at Bayes. Got his mask off trying to

17:18

get his snorkel empty in the water. And

17:20

there was like this signal that you meant

17:22

to give where you go like, yeah, fist

17:24

above your head and sort of like look

17:26

like you're doing six. Exactly. Like six again

17:28

like that. But he was

17:30

probably the

17:32

person that was least okay. He was just

17:34

him emptying his snorkel. And

17:38

they gave us that big speech before we

17:40

went out there about life. If you do

17:42

see a sea turtle, like actually you don't

17:44

swim above it because it'll want to come

17:47

up for air and stuff. It's like, don't

17:49

touch anything. Like be really respectful. And Bayes

17:51

was popping up. He's like, yeah, I promise

17:53

I'm not going to touch your turtles. Can

17:55

someone show me how to use the snorkel?

17:58

She didn't get a mention because everyone else did. I

18:00

thought it was pretty selfish later. It's kind of a

18:02

shoot. You breathe through

18:04

the snow. Yeah. I keep you out of

18:06

the water. Skin and eye are first in

18:08

the water. The only sketchy part of the

18:10

experience is when you're sitting out in the

18:12

deep blue sea before you swim to the

18:15

actual rocks. And Skin and Eye are first

18:17

in the water. And obviously, Mickus, Josh, Baze,

18:19

and Stefan, the chef, coming with us. And

18:21

they were all next into the

18:23

water. And

18:26

we had to wait in the water until they got there

18:28

so that we could swim to the rock. And because

18:30

Baze can't work out his snorkel, we're just

18:32

sitting there for like 10 minutes and he

18:34

daydreamed. We're going to

18:36

be fucking ready. He's sitting in 40 meters

18:38

of ocean, just out in the open ocean,

18:40

not particularly close to the rocks. Everyone

18:43

tells us there's all these fish jumping out of the

18:45

water. And Mickus is like, Oh,

18:47

that means there's sharks over there.

18:50

Great. And much while I change

18:52

the big sharks there, then we're the

18:54

boat to shunt. Yes. Yeah. Or on

18:56

land. We're on the boat, I guess. Baze

18:59

was on the boat with his snorkel somehow in the

19:01

water. That's why you're waiting for

19:03

so long. I've never seen. It's

19:06

just like funny, it's like, what are you guys, who's

19:09

a professional athlete? Yeah, that bike over there with your

19:11

snorkel facing down, just want to drink the seawater. Unreal.

19:15

And then what's our other recommendation, Mickus? The

19:17

piano bar. Oh my God. Byron Bay. One

19:20

of the great places. Holy heck. Genuinely, if

19:22

you're ever in Byron Bay, you have

19:24

to go to the piano bar. Yeah. And like you could be

19:26

listening on the other side of the world. You might end

19:28

up in Byron Bay. It's quite like a lot of people

19:30

do. Yeah. Testination. So put

19:32

on your list. Yeah. Piano

19:35

bar. It's unbelievable. Basically to explain it, it's like we tried

19:37

to get into the Saturday before, but they weren't huge on

19:39

their Albert Einstein's in the piano bar. That

19:42

was probably fair. But don't do that. If you

19:44

don't dress up as Prince Albert with 12 of

19:46

your closest mates, if you do go. But

19:49

yeah, it's basically two blokes sitting in there

19:51

playing piano. And like one plays and then

19:53

the next one plays. And then they just

19:55

go bang up. So, dance off piano. Yeah.

19:57

Exactly. It's literally 9 to 12. zero

20:00

breaks, it just keeps going. It's unbelievable. No

20:02

toilet break. Didn't even get up for the

20:04

toilet. Pretty much like us

20:07

in the studio. I reckon it just works

20:09

hard. That's not very silly. They don't work

20:11

that hard. They haven't sat down on a

20:13

tour since Naam this year. Yeah, it's class.

20:18

And also our friend, now we've given him

20:20

a spray, producer Dave DeBritz,

20:22

but he generally, basically, and I

20:24

started referring to it as if

20:29

you're an AFL fan, you've ever followed the Brisbane

20:31

lines. You might remember a game. I think it

20:33

was like 2008. There were three quarter time

20:35

they were down by eight goals. I reckon. Oh,

20:38

and it was always referred to the

20:40

silly YouTube video called the miracle on

20:42

grass. We started referring to

20:44

disco Dave, a producer Dave come

20:46

back on the Sunday night as

20:48

the miracle on pavement. Literally

20:52

unbelievable. He is gone. He

20:54

is gone for me at this railway bar.

20:57

We're like, and we've had decent days, like

20:59

a big day and we were sitting there. We're

21:01

like, all right, we move on. We really want to see this piano

21:03

bar. Let's get there. And Dave's gone. No,

21:05

no chance. I come down. I'm

21:07

so done here. I'm smoke bombing in 20 minutes. I hope that's not

21:09

how smoke bomb. It was a genuine reverse smoke bomb. Yeah. Yeah.

21:13

He just ain't for longer than everyone else. Yeah. Yeah.

21:19

So he's basically gone that and then someone got to do,

21:21

I think bass was like, man, just come in, like get

21:23

in, get in for one or whatever. And

21:25

he was like walking around like a zombie. He

21:27

was nowhere. And then he got in for a

21:29

couple of vodka, Red Bulls and

21:31

then and then vodka, Red Bulls

21:33

hold the vodka. He's gone. He's

21:36

gone. Double parked

21:38

Red Bulls for like three hours. He's

21:41

had about 14 of them. Well, I text

21:43

him on Monday morning. He gone, man has to hang out. I was

21:45

like, no, hang out is fine. My heart rate won't come down. He's

21:47

one of those whoop bands now. It's like, oh, just floating off his

21:49

wrist. How many hours sleep did he get made? He's like, oh, one.

22:01

But it was unbelievable. And then he was, as

22:03

we said, he went from telling us, hey guys, I'm

22:05

smoke bombing again, which is a strange way to smoke

22:08

bomb, but each to their own. And

22:10

then to like, hey mate, do you mind if we

22:12

go? Cause we're kind of keen to leave. It's like

22:14

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23:30

we spoke a fair bit about Baze's drama

23:32

with the Snorkel. Also

23:34

spoke about it a fair bit on the Sunday night. It

23:37

sort of became an ongoing joke for whatever reason that Mika's

23:39

got stuck up for about two and a half hours. I

23:42

don't really understand what was going on there, but

23:44

at one point it felt like we were never

23:46

going to talk about anything else other than Baze

23:49

being unable to snorkel. I was actually worried I

23:51

might never have another thought. Yeah. Yeah.

23:55

I've ever seen water again. I

23:58

remember the Snorkel. Yeah, that is cool. finding

24:00

all these different ways to talk about the fact

24:02

that Baze was getting water through his stork. They

24:04

went to the sea salt and then you might

24:07

as well suck a stake down the snorkels to

24:09

season it with the salt and stuff. Like you

24:11

just got so fucking stupid. We're

24:13

in that piano bar. We

24:15

get back to this. We're in that piano

24:18

bar and we're going from across the dead

24:20

floor to each other. We're going fins up,

24:22

snorke down. Yeah. Fins up, snorke down. I'm

24:26

obviously going to get

24:29

tattooed. I

24:31

still want to. You

24:34

just get over dolphins again with

24:36

snorkels pointing to the ground. Yeah,

24:38

and so in amongst all that,

24:41

we came up with some punny

24:43

names for a snorkel, basically, which

24:45

we thought would help Baze a

24:47

fair bit and essentially just

24:49

make a great segment. So is a name

24:51

storm for his snorkel? I

25:11

don't remember either. We're in the

25:14

piano bar again. I feel like I've spent my whole

25:16

life there. There's actually no name storm.

25:20

When the snork would go quiet and like the guy

25:22

would just be playing piano and no one was singing,

25:24

Migas would yell out at the top of his lungs,

25:26

this is the greatest night of my life. That's why

25:28

I have no fucking voice. You've said that so much

25:30

in the last 12 months, though. How are you all

25:32

meeting out a bit? Well, I think I did sort

25:34

of feel like it was though. I

25:37

think we can have up to about 10

25:39

greatest nights of your life. Okay. It

25:41

was a moment, a moment

25:43

in time that you remember. Yeah,

25:46

but also when Mr Brightside came on,

25:48

we were changing the lyrics to my

25:50

snorks on the wrong side. My

25:55

snorks on the wrong side. We

25:59

probably need to write the full. the full

26:01

parody for that one. Bring the parodies

26:03

back. Oh, I

26:05

assume you should probably start this. Sure.

26:07

I do have it. Generally with name

26:09

storms, you have... How would you say

26:13

prepared substantially? More than what's needed.

26:15

Yes. Yeah. I've got more than

26:17

enough. Just tell me to

26:20

stop whenever you want. It's a fucking three gigabyte document,

26:22

I think. I'll start us off

26:24

with checking the bean snork. Oh my

26:26

God. That is good. That's a great

26:28

status. Oh, right. I had

26:32

Snorky Pig. I'm with

26:34

you. Well, there's a couple. Can I run through

26:36

like the couple that we did on Sunday night?

26:39

Because we started this on Sunday night, we sort

26:41

of cheated. So I'll run through

26:43

a couple that I had, which were out Dane,

26:48

Snorko. Yeah. They started

26:50

us off with morning snork. That was my favorite.

26:52

Yeah. And so I've got one. I really mixed

26:54

it up when you won't expect. And that was

26:57

his brother. I knew that's what you

27:00

were going to say, you fucking idiot.

27:02

And I also had Snorkwood Turtle. Yeah,

27:04

that was strong.

27:07

Nice and snork. Nice. Yeah. Nice and

27:09

simple stuff. Off the back of Mikus's

27:11

one, I had pulled Snork. Oh,

27:14

good. What? Snork Sandwich. Yeah. New Snork City. Oh,

27:16

okay. The

27:22

new Snork Yankees. No, all the new Snork

27:24

times. Much of my favorite newspaper. Did

27:26

any of you have the Australian Symphony? Snork

27:28

and Mindy TV show Snork and Mindy. What's

27:37

that? What? More than Mindy. Really? Never

27:40

watch it. Give us

27:42

the synopsis in Snorkopsis.

27:48

Can you save your most stretchy one for the

27:50

end? Because I've got one. I really want to

27:52

run past you. Go right at the end. If

27:55

he likes Lord of the Rings, this Snorkle,

27:57

obviously you've got the Snorks of mortal. Nice.

28:01

I was trying to think of one with Orca

28:03

or something like that. Why don't you run through

28:05

a couple because you got 49. Yeah, I mean,

28:08

well, obviously you've got the cousin of the killer

28:10

whale, the snorkerer. It's an

28:12

orca. It's a one I just... That

28:15

really shouldn't have been that hard to... Yeah, I just

28:17

said I was trying to do one for an orca.

28:19

And then, again, you said snorkerer next. Sorry,

28:21

I missed that. The

28:26

Seattle Sea Snorkerer. Good. Hollywood Snorkerer

28:28

fame. Tony

28:32

Snorke, bros, get a four. Oh my

28:34

God. Oh my God. There's so many.

28:36

I struggled so hard. Anyone else? I

28:39

had the red jumpsuit breathing apparatus. Good.

28:42

I like that. A very good band. The red

28:44

jumpsuit apparatus. I had a feeling Leith would not

28:46

know that. Yeah, I battled with that. They were

28:49

playing at the beach hotel on Sunday night by

28:51

any chance. Was that them? That

28:53

was not them. No, because they

28:55

were amazing. They had

28:57

one musician that played every instrument. That

28:59

was incredible. There was only two of

29:01

them. But one bloke played saxophone, harmonica,

29:03

drums, keyboard... Genuine or rounder. He was

29:05

unreal. All put at the same time.

29:07

Bet. I don't know how

29:10

real. Like 100% of the time. He

29:12

hit his drum with his saxophone while playing.

29:15

Literally. They also had the greatest skill I've ever

29:17

seen in that they played for an hour and

29:19

played five songs. Yeah. Every song... Have

29:22

you ever heard the Black and Gold 14 minute extended

29:24

version? Unreal.

29:26

This is one of my busts or dust. Oh,

29:29

yeah. Can we stop, please? I'll

29:32

go through that later. Yes, that's good. No,

29:34

wait. No busts or dust. I've still got a

29:36

couple of still names. Snorkelly

29:38

Slido. Nice. Nice. Stretch.

29:42

But this is how far you could maybe

29:44

swim with one of these on. You'd measure

29:46

it in snorke-cool miles. Oh,

29:48

no. That's too stretchy. No, no, no. That's

29:50

not stretchy. That's what I'm happy about. What's

29:54

your snork on about, Willis? Oh, good. No,

29:56

I'm not. Good. Fingernails

29:58

on a snork board. Good, I had

30:00

the Snork Duster. So, lovely. One

30:04

of my favourite waves is Bells Beach

30:06

in Snorky. Yeah, is

30:08

that anywhere near Snork California?

30:11

It's obviously not, but what? I

30:14

don't know, I don't know what you really

30:16

said. California, California. Bells

30:18

Beach is Victoria. Well, I know that they're obviously not.

30:20

I'm just saying. It

30:22

doesn't really work at all. It's fine. What

30:25

do you mean it's fine? I mean, Snork California, the podcast

30:27

we made, laugh at every joke. Hang

30:30

on a second. How did you just said

30:32

one with the red and yellow jumpsuit or

30:34

something? It's a green apparatus. Which is Snork.

30:37

Oh, God, I was... Bays didn't exist. I was

30:39

a drowning apparatus. Bays was

30:42

definitely a drinking apparatus. There

30:45

you go. Skin, go a couple more, mate.

30:47

No, I'm running low now. I got through

30:49

a good chunk of them earlier, but I

30:51

will say I had the breathing Apastratus clouds.

30:53

That's very good. Thank you. As

30:56

I said about Mixers one. Yeah. Okay.

30:59

Tom Cruise to Julian Rocks for a snorkel. That's

31:02

the one. These are the ones I was thinking.

31:04

There you go. I

31:07

was just stuck there to my favorite tennis player,

31:09

Jonas Snorkman, was also in there. But

31:11

then Jessica Alban need my snorkel for this. Bays

31:16

are the best. They're the best. That's

31:18

not stretchy enough. Yeah, that is good.

31:21

That's real good. All

31:23

right. Well, then, mixers, you want to take

31:25

us through must or... Well, don't take us through. I

31:27

can... I can intro it for

31:29

you. You should probably do that. Yeah. So, must

31:32

or dust, basically, really, it's just a... It's a

31:34

segment that we use as a rating system to

31:36

say, we'll have an argument generally about whether something

31:38

is good, meaning a must, or dust. No, wait,

31:40

or bad, meaning dust. And

31:43

there's a jingle, obviously. Is

31:47

this must or dust? Damn. Is

31:52

this must or dust? It won't

31:54

take too long, so don't get it wrong.

31:56

Is this must or dust? Oh

32:00

yeah. Similar to

32:02

the bikes and bikes. Yeah. So

32:05

leading to the third one. Band's

32:10

playing songs over 14 minutes. If

32:15

mate, I fully

32:17

respect, because if they are listening, I assure now.

32:21

To you. The band. The freedom.

32:24

You want the band. I fully

32:26

think you should have a license

32:28

to change style, etc. I

32:30

do think it's phenomenal that you can play

32:32

for an hour and play five full songs.

32:35

To be fair, we play golf for an hour

32:37

and Skid and then Mick, because he's got one

32:39

full hole. Yeah. That's a good

32:41

point. I cannot be commenting. And

32:44

if the songs are going to go for 14 minutes.

32:47

They better be bangers. They need to be real good, I

32:49

would suggest. What were the five?

32:53

Wonderful question. That went for half an hour. That

32:56

was the longest. So it's the one I remember. There

32:58

were two originals. One of them had

33:00

to have been called Put them up. What

33:03

was definitely the code to put them up. It

33:05

was like, no, it's disgusting. It

33:08

was. Put them up. Put them

33:10

up. He worked that into every song.

33:12

Every song. So we thought it was the Put them up. And

33:14

Mac is trying to roll down. Put them up. If

33:18

you had your phone stuck on

33:20

your armpit or something like that.

33:23

And I think it happened. I

33:26

guess I was going to context feed yesterday. He

33:28

was like, I know I've lost my phone. Josh

33:30

was like, it's there on your armpit. I'm just

33:32

walking. Nothing in my head

33:34

with my phone under my armpit. I

33:38

would have loved to hear these guys cover

33:41

of American pie. Yeah. Or

33:43

Jesus of suburbia. Yeah. Yeah.

33:46

They went to heaven. 49 minutes. How

33:48

long would it actually long go for? They've literally finished their first song.

33:50

They're like, wow, we're just going to take a quick break. And I'm

33:52

like, I'm going to have to do it tomorrow. It's

33:55

incredible. I would say dust. I would say

33:57

that the actual musicians. Wonderful.

34:00

They were great. Extremely talented. Very

34:03

long extended versions of songs. Dust.

34:06

I'm gonna argue and say must. I found it so

34:08

fun guessing how long the songs would go for. I'll

34:10

be trying to work out when you're in the next

34:12

song. I think you can

34:14

get three minutes into a song before a word

34:16

is said. It is impressive. Dust.

34:19

But I could be swayed if it's a banger.

34:21

If it's a genuine banger, not odd. And what's

34:23

the old man who's just played the drums and

34:25

the keyboard at the same time? He's

34:27

played drums one handed so he can play the keyboard

34:30

at the same time, literally. And I've been that impressive.

34:32

And then I turned around and he's pulled out of

34:34

saxophone. I'm not. It

34:36

was amazing. Are you not doing

34:38

enough, mate? Incredible. Imagine that band

34:40

practice. How long'd that

34:42

have to go for? How long would it take to fucking

34:45

lug all the gear up? One guy

34:47

would have to pull out his guitar. Yeah. And

34:49

his vocal warm up. He got a staff of

34:51

Jerome, kid of saxophone, three keyboards. That poor guy

34:53

had his guitar string broke. So

34:56

the other guy's having a carry-in with like... It wasn't made

34:58

up. It wasn't a G string was it? It's

35:01

like, I've just broken a guitar string here. So the

35:03

other folks got to play like already a 14 minute song. He's

35:05

then had to chuck in an eight minute drum solo. It could

35:07

cover while the next fill is going. Amazing

35:10

stuff. Something

35:12

I saw, I think, on the weekend.

35:15

And that was night time chewing gum.

35:17

To be nice. Chewing

35:19

gum at night. With beers? Obviously.

35:22

Yeah. Like in a pub.

35:25

I'm fine with it. No, I'm fine. I

35:27

don't mind it at all. Okay. I'm

35:29

happy you guessed. Post beers, fine. During beers,

35:32

not fine. Yeah. I feel

35:34

like this was more of a during established. Yeah. Like

35:36

more of a during situation. Yeah. Similar to

35:39

playing football. I find people play footy with chewing gum. I

35:41

find that weird. I play with fish ass. I'm off

35:43

cricket. Yeah. I think chewing gum

35:45

in cricket is quite common. Football, it feels a

35:47

little bit... Yeah. You've

35:50

got time to be... Just swallow it. Making sure you're

35:52

not choking on it. You're probably not contributing to the

35:54

game. I would suggest... Like

35:57

you both start to play again. Not that I can comment. I

36:00

got through three pages, lovely. I'll

36:02

talk to my P.K. I could

36:04

have had a PK spot over again. I'll

36:07

uh... Where do we go there?

36:09

Where do we go? Dust. I think we've all said pretty

36:11

dust. I said must, but then I'll be like,

36:14

drinking beers while chewing gum is dust.

36:16

But like... I'll

36:18

go a similar theme to yours with must of

36:20

dust. Having a

36:22

dessert meal while on the Beals. Beals. Beals. Oh,

36:26

some Beals. Like having

36:28

a chocolate cake with ice cream or something

36:30

like that. This sounds like a disco Dave

36:32

move. Did he do that? Did

36:35

he see someone do that? Wait,

36:38

so they've gone... Chicken parmigiana beers. And

36:40

then I'll get that sticky date pudding

36:42

as well. Strange.

36:46

Never tell me I've done that. But

36:48

even at home, not even at a barbecue or something, like,

36:51

oh yeah, let's get the birthday cake around now. I'm

36:53

a genuine artist. You're just saying if you're having beers,

36:55

no birthday. No dessert. See, I think, no. Well, in

36:57

which case, if that's your angle, I'm going must, because

36:59

I love dessert. Yeah, that's not something to say. I'm

37:01

extremely open to it, but I don't really do it

37:03

often. Yeah, like I wouldn't do it at a pub,

37:05

but if I was at home and they said, hey,

37:07

guys, dessert time is a nice day. How often are

37:10

you getting dessert at a pub, though? I've never done

37:12

it. Yeah, I was going to say... Even when at

37:14

a restaurant, my mother-in-law, Froff, she said, I can't

37:16

wait to look at this dessert menu. She's like, you understand

37:18

there's like better things on this menu. Yeah,

37:20

even when at restaurants, they'll say, do you want

37:22

to look at the dessert menu? Absolutely not. Unless

37:25

you think the font's really impressive. Yeah. Good

37:28

point. How well have you laminated this? And

37:30

I'm not talking about the font-do skin. Come on. Hard.

37:33

Yeah, well done. That is a fucking

37:35

genius work. Yeah, no, I

37:37

agree. I'm much more of a savory

37:39

man. Someone sent in a

37:42

must on dust. It was sweet and

37:44

savory foods. His example was like

37:47

a bacon-wrapped donut or something. Oh, like

37:49

when the Canadians did the chicken on

37:51

waffles and stuff

37:53

like that. I'm a very decisive dust

37:55

for that. Absolutely couldn't agree more with

37:57

dust. Okay. I wouldn't even think

37:59

about when people... Maybe you should offer that to me at

38:01

Pancake Marla. Marla. Yeah.

38:05

Pancake Marla, which was the hybrid between

38:07

manna and parla. Yeah. They

38:09

did hair there as well, didn't they? Why

38:14

would that possibly look like?

38:16

Marla. Even pancakes or something

38:18

would give you a perm. Business

38:23

ideas. I would copy that. Really good.

38:26

I'm dust, but I'm extremely open to it.

38:29

You said last week as well. No, no, no, but

38:31

I haven't done it. I'm

38:34

dust, but it's absolutely must. No,

38:36

I'll be honest. Being vegan for

38:38

seven years until recently, it's not really something

38:41

that... Because I feel like when it comes

38:43

to it, it's like chicken on waffles or

38:45

bacon doughnut or something. I feel like vegan

38:47

foods. But even I wouldn't throw things

38:49

like... You have a pork or something and people are

38:51

like, oh, you can't get some applesauce on that. No,

38:54

I'm a must. I'm a must.

38:57

I like their iPhones, but not

38:59

big on their phones. Yeah.

39:02

I didn't know you were vegan either because... Maybe change your

39:04

back. When did that stop? That

39:07

stopped... I think people are

39:09

well aware. We've

39:12

done well to keep it under wraps. I don't

39:14

think it has been brought up yet. From memory.

39:17

Apart from the steak sandwich during the marathon.

39:19

We have mentioned it once. We

39:21

took three hours into the marathon. That's

39:25

exactly what I did. Can I ask one more?

39:27

Probably a mistake from you. Yeah, come on. I

39:29

think I'm actually on a rut. The

39:33

applesauce thing actually got me. Well, I could

39:35

tell because you didn't laugh. I did. I

39:38

didn't. You've worked between 40 and 60 percent most of

39:40

the time, don't you? Someone asked me the other week.

39:42

I was like, do you reckon... I think Mum messaged

39:44

me to tell Mitch, have a good time. I was

39:46

like, we wouldn't have a clue. His face is the

39:48

same. Whether he's happy or

39:51

sad, no one knows. He didn't abuse anyone while he's drunk,

39:53

so that's a big... Not

39:55

a fucking dog, anyway. Not a fucking dog.

39:58

You can't help himself, boy. How

40:00

do you do it? Well the good thing is you

40:03

didn't have to pay for a drink or a weekend

40:05

as well. The bartenders were safe. Yeah that is true.

40:07

That's true. Yeah. Can you

40:09

get me my fucking water? There was also water

40:11

taps on every bar. I feel like ever since

40:13

Skinsprayed that poor bartender just every establishment is now

40:15

installed. I've heard something very malarkey. Can we open

40:17

the table next to the bubbler please? What

40:22

would you like to drink sir? And may I

40:24

let your attention just to this crisp water fountain?

40:26

No we've installed just right in your coming. There's

40:28

four jugs here for your use at disposal. Well

40:31

no, jugs. Not today anyway.

40:33

Are we done? I think

40:35

it was more fun if

40:37

I could get it out.

40:43

Oh shut up. Okay

40:46

so I don't know maybe it was on

40:48

the way to snorkelling or something. I ended up spending just

40:50

the way the cars worked any time we drove anywhere. I ended up

40:52

spending a fair bit of time like one

40:55

on one with Disco Dave on the weekend. He

40:57

would have loved it. He is an odd boy.

40:59

He can't be good. No he's not. He

41:01

really is. He's the best. Oh no he's great.

41:04

He's my new favourite. He's my favourite bloke ever

41:06

but the two aren't mutually exclusive. He's odd. I

41:11

just wanted a Saturday check because he's convinced me

41:13

that this thing is totally normal. It's a must

41:15

and I'm maintaining its dust. Just to run it

41:17

past you. On

41:22

Twitter people occasionally post full length movies. Oh this

41:24

is dust. I don't know how they get around

41:26

the copyrights or whatever but occasionally you go in

41:28

and just

41:32

be like here's the whole movie of this for

41:34

whatever reason. He's opened up Twitter presumably

41:38

to scroll through some bite sized texts,

41:41

posts and ended up watching all of

41:43

Shrek and thought

41:45

that was completely normal behaviour. Wait is it

41:47

in parts or like the whole video? The

41:49

whole movie. He opened Twitter and watched Shrek.

41:52

Is that not the strangest thing? I'm

41:55

kind of okay with him. Wherever you choose to watch it

41:57

is fine. I find it quite weird to get like I'm

41:59

just going to. check the time and

42:01

then you've just got sidetracked and watched a

42:03

movie. You get the extra

42:05

item after watching a movie. Shrek

42:08

is the one. Shut up. Shrek

42:12

is easily the kind of movie. Back

42:16

to back episodes of the In-betweeners. Okay,

42:20

now you get me here. Mate,

42:22

what were you saying? Well, I'll just check

42:24

my bank details and then body track was

42:27

on. You answered either. Oh,

42:31

discie. We

42:34

are finishing with the game and the game is fiction. One,

42:38

two, three, it's the Urban Dictionary. You got

42:40

some slang in mind that I really want

42:42

you to find. Simple

42:47

game, but really hard to play actually. I

42:50

think I'm going to make his finds. I

42:53

will read a term from Urban Dictionary

42:55

and you will try and tell

42:57

me. I'll also read a sentence that it's in. You

43:01

will try and tell me the definition of it

43:03

and whoever I feel is closest to that definition,

43:05

I will award the points for that round. It's

43:07

basically just a way to make sure that we

43:09

stay up to date with modern lingo. I

43:12

think that's incredibly important. I'll start you off

43:14

here with the term designated

43:18

drunk. Random

43:21

drunk. Hey dude, come have a shot with me. Gary,

43:24

your DD, take that shot for me.

43:26

Gary, alright. I

43:29

guess like a mate of the designated driver that takes

43:31

old mates drinks. Takes the driver's drinks. Nice,

43:35

Kingus. I don't think anyone else really needs to

43:37

guess. Oh, you had

43:39

it. Yeah, started off with an easy one there.

43:42

What was that? What

43:44

was that? That was

43:47

the end of it. Responsible partyers choose a

43:49

designated driver to drive during a night

43:51

of debauchery. How do you pronounce that?

43:54

Yeah, it is the word debauchery. That's

43:56

where you get a hey-orster. I just like

43:58

it. I love your confidence.

44:01

Well, how Megas is pretty confident. Well, if you're confident,

44:04

just be confident. I know I was and he was. Just

44:07

be yourself mate. We're not a bartender

44:09

skin settled in. We just rarely see

44:11

you that confident. Confidence, especially when it

44:13

comes to like linguistics. To me by

44:15

surprise, that's a bad song. If

44:19

I don't mind being it's linguistics. I'd expect

44:22

you to be so all over that. I

44:25

don't even know. I

44:27

just remember that old expression, Megas linguistics and

44:29

stones may break my bones. I literally did

44:31

not know where that was going. I

44:34

thought I might know. I'm

44:36

going to go into a past direction.

44:40

Sticks, linguistics, linguistics, and

44:42

that's why you use olive oil in the pen. Only

44:47

on the pen. Yes,

44:50

correct. The

44:52

designated drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers

44:54

given to the driver. The designated drunk will

44:56

take all offers of toast, shots, and drinking

44:58

competitions in place of the driver. That's weird

45:00

that there's a toaster at the bar. It's

45:04

quite nice. Pretty

45:07

happy with it. Alright, and

45:09

then I have for you solo

45:11

dolo. I'm

45:14

on my solo dolo. Just keep

45:16

into myself. My

45:21

guess is like I'm

45:24

the doll. Getting

45:26

paid by the government. I

45:28

don't fully understand the doll.

45:32

And on a single income. I

45:35

was going to say pretty much exactly the same

45:37

thing. I don't really know how to do it.

45:39

I'm going to say you're staying at home by

45:41

yourself because you can't afford to go out. Or

45:45

you're on the doll and you only

45:47

drink solo. That's got

45:49

to be it. To

45:53

do things by yourself solo, which

45:55

goes, go to probably has the

45:57

point. And on the

45:59

down. Dolo. Dolo was a little... I'm

46:02

on my solo Dolo just keeping to myself so

46:04

you're doing stuff singly by yourself but on

46:12

the down load. What are you doing? Probably just watching

46:14

movies. I would have thought Shrek on Twitter. Pretty

46:17

good. Alright, I've got

46:19

the next one for you. It is Showmance. I

46:23

didn't know Anthony and Cecily were dating.

46:25

They're not. It's a Showmance. Anthony's gay.

46:29

I'm not sure why that last part was so important. Is

46:35

it like they just want

46:38

to put off that they're in a relationship but

46:41

they're not... It's pretty much exactly what

46:43

just... That was the definition.

46:46

I'm going to go the reverse of that. They're

46:48

out together and pretending to be together and

46:50

stuff but they're not actually together. Okay,

46:53

okay. I'll go a tiny bit more specific. They're

46:56

not specific to be in a relationship to avoid other people

46:58

hitting on them. Right. Geez,

47:00

how tired to designate points there. You

47:04

tell me. Here we go. When

47:06

actors engage in a romance for the run of a show, once

47:08

the run is over, so is the romance. I'm

47:11

going to say no one gets a

47:13

point. So it's in their... They are

47:15

actually dating. They are in a

47:17

show but like the actors... So for example,

47:19

I thought it was like High School Musical

47:21

right here from Vanessa Hudgens back in the

47:23

day. How they were romantic whilst they were

47:25

on and off. But

47:28

then once High School Musical was being... Well

47:30

not been but completed in a relationship. It

47:32

was like, see you later. Interesting

47:34

to each other. I'm thinking they're no

47:36

point there. Yeah, Hudgens is now pregnant

47:38

actually. Oh, okay. This is

47:40

a bit of a... Congrats. Congrats. Thank

47:43

you. I'm sure she listens. And

47:47

then the last one I think I've chosen for

47:49

you here. Here we go. It's

47:51

a Velcro kitty. Oh,

47:53

good. Oh, yeah. It's when a cat... It

47:56

will literally only sit on you. have

48:00

a cat and it's just ludgy. It's velcro. I literally

48:02

say that every day. You've got a velcro kitty. I've

48:04

got a velcro kitty. I hope it's not. This could

48:06

be very weird. Oh no.

48:13

You keep your money tight as

48:15

in like a kitty of money.

48:17

Oh no. Right. Okay. Yep. Yep.

48:19

Well, I don't have that. No,

48:21

no. Uh, no. Megas was

48:23

correct. It's an annoying neurotic house pet

48:27

that craves affection like an addict's crave drug.

48:29

Yeah. Yeah. You're okay. In that case, I'm

48:31

more of the Velcro kitty. He's not annoying.

48:34

He's perfect. And don't you forget it

48:40

Snookums. Uh, I

48:43

don't know who's won that. No one. That was

48:45

tough. Fictionary one. Fictionary is bet. I think the

48:47

urban dictionary is bet you. Megas is definitely lost

48:49

right there. He's got a microphone down and knocked

48:51

over. He's better be a can. So that's a

48:53

real win for everyone. Uh, how to say who

48:55

got the chocolate to that? I think urban dictionary.

48:57

Yeah. Give it to skin. It's been his weekend.

48:59

Fuck skin actually. Give it a disc. Give it

49:06

a disc. All

49:08

right. Who's got a, you're in for an X. I've

49:10

got an X and this is for skin as well.

49:12

I know he loves these cozy lives. I can't see

49:16

getting, yeah. So you love them every

49:21

time. It makes me feel sick. Skinny.

49:24

Back in my day, I could work into a store

49:26

with 25 bucks and walk out with six port house

49:28

steaks, two chickens, a case of beer, five bottles of

49:30

wine, two loaves of bread and a gallon of milk.

49:32

Can't let you do that. So my

49:36

fucking camera's in my room. That's

49:39

good. Good. That is good. You're in for decks.

49:42

I like it. Well done. That

49:48

is another episode of the we got the chocolate

49:50

podcast complete. We welcome you to be a part

49:52

of the choccy's crew. You can get around this

49:54

at the socials at we go to the chocolate,

49:56

wherever you listen and then skin wherever you listen

49:58

or wherever you are and then skin. I

50:00

think you usually designate the homework. Yeah, I

50:02

do I was thinking this week would

50:04

be a great week for a bit of word of

50:07

mouth if you don't mind Oh, yeah, tell a friend

50:09

you've got some friends. You haven't told them that you

50:11

listen yet. Mm-hmm. Go do that Yeah, that would be

50:13

nice. Love it. Very good. Well done And while you're

50:15

out there with those friends you might as well Just

50:17

have a laugh and have a good time If you

50:19

are doing that you absolutely get in the chocolates We

50:21

love having you here and we'll speak to you again

50:24

this time next week and as always good luck in

50:26

the future and that stumps hubby