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Hello, and welcome to We Know its Parenting.

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I'm Peter McNerney, and this

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is not a real episode, my friends.

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Sometimes the universe wants

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you to succeed, and other times it

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lets you spend an entire morning

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editing together uh incredibly

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long interviews with your kids into a really

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cute, extra long episode.

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And then um, then the app tries

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to update itself and deletes

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the whole thing, and then you get

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so mad that you scream into

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a pillow. Um for

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god knows how long. Time really starts to blur

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and it's a pandemic, so what's time anyway?

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And then you try to, you know, broach

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the subject of rerecording the episode

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with your wife and and you both

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know it's not gonna happen. We

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because we bought all the honesty,

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all the truth and all the fun into the

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first recording and then here

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we are with almost nothing,

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and uh, we decided we can't

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do it. We can't do it. We

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would just try to be we trying to be recreated

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all the delightful you know, an

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honest banter that we do, and

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that's bullshit, and um, we're not

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going to do that. So uh,

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my, my, my, my,

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great apology, My great

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apology, My apologies

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to the listeners, um for

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getting a new computer and not making sure that

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the software worked before

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we recorded. We'll be back next

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week with a regular episode. UM.

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So, all we're gonna do in this episode is we

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have a little bit of an interview that we recorded.

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The one piece that was not deleted

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from a previous save, uh

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is a little a little interview UM

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with Brent. Now it's not clear

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who is interviewing whom

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into this episode.

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It starts one way and then it seems to flip

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and you know, like most interviews conducted

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with a five year old, you know, it goes

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where it goes. Um, So please

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enjoy this segment of

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you know's what they you know's what they're saying.

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Hello, I'm Brent and I would him

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in review my daddy.

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It's great to be here. Hi, brand Hi,

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how are you doing good? Um?

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So, what do you want to interview me about? Um?

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All about different animals. If

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they ask any kinds of animals,

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you talk about them.

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Oh so, all right, you're gonna

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ask me about an animal and I'm gonna about animal.

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Um, I want you to tell me

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all about piranhas

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piranhas. Um. I don't know the time, but pranas

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are um a smaller fish

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than you think, but they've got teeth and they

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eat meat. So if you jump

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in a river, I think in the Amazon with a lot

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of pranhas, you could I

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don't think they'll kill you, but they could take some

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chunks out of you. Uh,

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brand, Can I ask you a question? Um?

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Yes? Um? Do

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you like being the host of

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the podcast? Sure?

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Is there anything about me Brian that

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you don't know? No, you

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don't think there's anything about me you don't know? Well,

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actually there's things that I don't

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know about you. I don't know why your

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name is Peter and all

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some of you and you have some

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friends that had the

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same name, so you had to

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talk about So

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you have to say, like their

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last name so you can

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so they know you're

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they're talking to. That's true.

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In middle school and high school, some

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of my closest but my two close friends

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were named for Peter and Peter um

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um. There are actually five Peters

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in my grade. Um,

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and so we all went by our last name because

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we'd be like, hey, Peter, and then four

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of us would be like yes, what huh

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huh me him, Peter, who

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him? He goes, no, No, Peter, me you

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him, and so we just they

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they called me Narnie. Sometimes

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they call me Nern. Do

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you think that's a cool name? M

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m well, no,

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because the Mario Kart as

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that name. There's

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a Narni in Mario Kart.

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No, it just as Nern instead.

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Oh, I think that's I think

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that's my user name Mario Kart.

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I wrote that because when I started

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playing video games where

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you could add a name, I was

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probably in fifth grade, and

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so I'd write Nern. So

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you put yourself and Mario

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Kart. We'll be asked for your name, and

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that's my cool nickname Nern Nernie,

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Nern dog, Nern Burger. Yeah,

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but your luck. But your real last name

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is Nicknerney.

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Some people call me McNerney.

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Why. Um, But you also asked,

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why is my name Peter? Well,

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do you know what my dad's name is? Ostritche

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that's right. Your grandfather's name is Ostrich

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McNerney. No, his

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name is also Peter, and you know his

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only name is Ostrich. That's

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his nick name, Peter. He

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is pretty tall, like an Ostrich. Um.

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But you also know that grandma has a twin

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a twin brother, and his

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name is also Peter. No, his

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name is Robot. Oh

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you're right, I've got my whole back story wrong. So

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now you know those things about me. But

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what do you think it's like to be a

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daddy? Do you think it's easy

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or hard? Easy? Why

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do you think it's easy because you

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know everything what to do, like

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when you're grown

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up, like if you got

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kids, you

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you just know what to do. That's easy.

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M hmm. Do I make it seem

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like I know everything? I

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don't think? So what do

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you think I don't know about you?

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Don't know anything that I know some

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things that I told you? I

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know everything? Oh you know everything?

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Yes, all right? Bran Um?

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So do I

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make you mad? Sometimes? What

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do I make you mad? Sometimes? Why would you ever

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make me mad? When you like

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at when you are mad at me?

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You don't make you be mad?

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You make me sad? Oh?

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Well, I don't want to make you sad? But sometimes

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do I? Sometimes I make I make you sad

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when I'm angry, only

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if you just do it. Like yelling, Do

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I yell a lot? Or do I yell just sometimes

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all the time, all the time? Every

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time you're mad at me? So mad every

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only every time you're so mad? Why

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do I get mad at you because

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I do something so bad?

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You are that mad? Like?

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What do you have any

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bad habits? You think? I

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can't control myself? Movie than candy.

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I love candy. You

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know that you know that you shouldn't have treats

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in the middle of the day, but you can't help

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it. Yeah, I can't help it'sess my brain

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control. It's just that my brain

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controls to do it.

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So your brain is telling you to get candy,

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but another part of your brain

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knows that you shouldn't, right, Yeah,

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but he just is. He's

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just like a bad brain.

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Also, do you have different kinds of brains,

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Like you have a good brain telling you what

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to do that's good, and then another

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part of your brain that's like, yeah, but I'm the bad

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brain. Go get some chocolate chips

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and fill up a giant cup with it and eat

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it on the white couch. Is

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it like that? I think you mean white comfy

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chair. I'm sorry, the white comfy

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chair. Does

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it feel like That's times where one part of your

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brain is like the bad

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guy, one part of your brain is is

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patient and understanding.

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Yeah, but I don't.

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I don't ever know which one is the which

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mm hmm. That's a good point.

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Like every time I fall asleep, I

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don't have any brain inside me. It

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does dreaming is weird. What do you think happens

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when you're asleep? What does your brain do when

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you're asleep? Hey,

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there isn't even my good

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brain or or my bad brain

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isn't there. It's just nothing's

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happening. Yeah, well

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do you have dreams? No, my brain

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doesn't make me have dreams. You never never

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had a dream before. Yeah, I

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do not know, but

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you don't think it's your brain when

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I'm asleep. I

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actually there's only one thing

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that I know was that, like

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every time I fall asleep, my

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brain goes at different places

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and they take out and

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and the bad brain is actually

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evil. So he so

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he goes

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to someone's house. He takes that

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person, that kid's brain out and

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puts self in there and he

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makes their brain brain.

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I mean they're there. They

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they they have a nightmare.

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So that's where your brain goes. That's why you don't

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have nightmares, because your bad brain goes away

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at night. Yeah, like good brain

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to stays there. He just likes

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to be with me because he likes me. Um,

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Brn, I have one more brain, Brinn's

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brain. I have one more thing to ask you about. I want

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to ask you about your sister. What

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do you think about Maybe I don't

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really have my I don't really have my good

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brain in right now, so that's

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going to affect your answer. When

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I have my bad brain, I really know everything.

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Oh so your brain bad brain is smart. Yeah,

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my brad brain knows everything.

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Actually I don't really know all the things

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that it knows because

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I don't really know everything when I have it in.

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Well, Um, can you tell me

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about your sister, Maybn? What is she like? What

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does what did my bad brain

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make me do? Oh?

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What does that have to do with man? Okay?

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The answer was candy.

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Well, this has been a fun interview. Thank you,

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brand Um. Did you

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learn anything during this interview? Only

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about Piranhas because you told me about

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him? All right? You wanta

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you wanna do your sign off? How do you say goodbye to

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the audience? M?

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H And with that h

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M. That's

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gonna do it. For this week's episode,

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mini episode if we Knows Parenting, Um,

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can do so it we knows pot at gmail dot

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until next week, We're

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you. Goodbye.