So let’s see, you’ve got your ornaments and remote controlled lights, what else do you need to start the holiday season with an drone?
You probably need a new tree topper, seeing as last year’s was broken when you tried to put it on top of your new 8′ artificial tree by standing on a mountain of old newspapers that promptly slid out from under you as soon as you stepped on them.
It’s really a shame because that was your Aunt Milly’s favorite Christmas decoration of the bunch, and now the whole family is blaming you for its demise (even though none of them offered to risk their lives climbing Mt. Christmas tree). Don’t fret, happens to every guy sometimes this does.
Get ready to save the day with the Kurt Adler Star Wars Yoda Tree Top (Amazon, $32.99). Sure, no one can dispute the brilliance that is Yoda, but do you really want him holding reign on top of your tree? Yes, use the force you must, and Christmas will you save. Yoda’s force will banish the Death Star, err the angry family from your Christmas celebration, from his perch atop your tree. This lighted tree topper features pretested push in bulbs, so you can be sure to bask in Yoda’s light as soon as you plug it in. In case of a stormtrooper attack or a burnt out bulb, it also comes with four replacement bulbs as well as an extra fuse. Don’t worry about connecting other light sources to the tree topper because it comes equipped with a special add on plug to allow the Force to flow through freely. Now, don’t get your Jedi robes in a bunch, but this tree topper is for indoor use only.
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