1. Intro. 2. The phone isn't working for our phone-less segment! 3. Hooley Dooleys 4. Fapping in public. 5. Getting caught. 6. Julius wants a facebook stalker.

We Talk, You Die19 - Summer Television Show Ideas.

Dec 23rd, 2011 11m 12s

1. If you're blind and failed to comprehend the title - it reads as follows: "We Talk, You Die19 - Summer Television Show Ideas.". 2. In other words, I'm a complete idiot.

We Talk, You Die18 - Tom talks Mitsubishi.

Dec 2nd, 2011 13m 53s

1. Mitsubishi. 2. Toyota. 3. Honda. 4. Generic brand. 5. Audi. 6. BMW. 7. Mercedes. 8. Just naming cars. Just, naming cars.

We Talk, You Die17 - Peak Oil.

Nov 20th, 2011 12m 28s

1. Spread out content over the next 5 months! 2. Something about bush fires. 3. Wateer.

We Talk, You Die16 - I Cannot Remember.

Nov 5th, 2011 14m 54s

1. Since I actually can't remember and can't be stuffed listening to another 15~ish minutes of the show, it's truly a mix bag! 2. Enjoy!

We Talk, You Die15 - Talking Wood and Regrets.

Oct 12th, 2011 16m 5s

1. Tom!? What the hell, why didn't you prepare!!!?! 2. Tom gives me a gobbie during the song, although i probably shouldn't mention this. 3. What are your biggest regrets? We share ours. 4. (Excluding this podcast itself).

Ghostwood Interview

Oct 9th, 2011 8m 40s

Listen to Tom fanboy his way through a phonecall with Gab, the lead vocalist of Sydney band, Ghostwood.

We Talk, You Die14 - Tom likes to crash his car.

Oct 3rd, 2011 22m

1. We waste 22 minutes of your life. 2. No seriously, it's gone forever. 3. It won't magically come back. 4. ...and no. You can't sue us, it's in the terms and conditions.

We Talk, You Die13 - Mixing Brands and Bus Guy.

Sep 26th, 2011 16m

1. Because we have all the solutions to your problems. 2. When Pepsi and Coke Unite. 3. Some dickhead on the bus decides to be a dickhead. 4. We name and shame celebrity pets.

We Talk, You Die12 - FAPTAC Festival Guide!

Sep 19th, 2011 18m

1. A comprehensive guide on a bunch of bullshit we made up. 2. Jackie Chan Masturbates into a crowd of people. 3. That obviously never happened - but fuck you! 4. Dangerous Dogs appreciation week.

The Faptacular OHS - Episode 11

Sep 12th, 2011 16m

1. Getting a celebrity to help co-host! 2. Our experience using needles. Legally. 3. Why women are not interested in me!?

The Faptacular OHS - Episode 10

Sep 6th, 2011 19m 41s

1. We're protecting you from bush fires goddamn it! 2. Arsonists don't kill people, fires do! 3. Tips on how not to burn the house down. 4. Please don't be an arsonist.

The Panda Band Interview

Sep 5th, 2011 6m

Tom chats to Perth's own The Panda Band above the Northcote social club before their album launch show. We Talk, You Die is going national on ya'll!(Due to technical problems, some of the interview was lost. We apologise)

The Faptacular OHS - Episode 9

Aug 30th, 2011 22m

1. Chrissie Swan: Australia's sweet heart aka. her blood content is 90% percent sugar. 2. We hate Chrissie Swan. We hate Australia even more as we make her deputy prime minister 3. Worldwide disasters. Fuku-something-a 4. FAPTAC the trading car

The Faptacular OHS - Episode 8

Aug 25th, 2011 18m

1. Julius is feeling a little depressed. 2. Officially toilet trained. Sucks. 3. Thomas is an immense racist! Would rather have sex with Emma Watson than Morgan Freeman. 4. Excellent episode - One of our best!

Deja Interview

Aug 21st, 2011 17m 9s

Tom was lucky enough to get to chat with Jack & Claire from the Melbourne band Deja straight from their apartment in Fitrzoy. Scoop central. www.dejatheband.com

The Faptacular OHS - Episode 7

Aug 18th, 2011 9s

1. Julius mixes the best of Cooking and Renovating shows! 2. That's basically it, so check it out! 3. I'm just adding another random bullet point to make it seem like more is actually happening that necessary. Chill. 4. With that said, definite

Buchanan Interview

Aug 12th, 2011 11m 46s

Tom interviews Josh Simons, the lead vocalist and keys player from the Melbourne band Buchanan.

The Faptacular OHS - Episode 6

Aug 11th, 2011 18m 3s

1. Julia Gillard: Redder than Alice Springs. 2. Let's chuck in a nork cam during question time, Amanda vanstone gets her tits out on Big Brother. I then throw up. 3. Royal wedding madness! 4. Bad royal wedding gifts: Princess Diana's ashes.

The Faptacular OHS - Episode 5

Aug 3rd, 2011 18m 50s

1. Tom and Julz helping out the community! 2. Surgeons are doing it tough. 3. My illegal DS related story. 4. I honestly couldn't be fucked putting the effort in to write witty descriptions. Seriously, it's like 10am in the morning and I'm frea

Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 4

Jul 28th, 2011 9s

1. Milley Cyrus: Bitch won't let us interview her. 2. Cock-blocked by a tradie ON THE SHOW! 3. Hip n' all that at uni. Fap stats shnigger. Nude lawn is nudity. 4. Asian kid or calculator? 5. Julia Gillard is not a real name. Even I have bigger

Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 4.Part2

Jul 28th, 2011 9s

1. Julius Reade: Fapping story of 2011. 2. Conan O'Brien shits all over Jimmy faggot. 3. Penis head. 4. David Letterman asking stupid fucking questions. 5. Crazed gun man. 6. Lady gaga shit in interviews.

The Faptacular OHS - Podcast 4

Jul 22nd, 2011 9s

1. Mrs. Miss: Our very first, Which would you tap! 2. The Julius Reade fleshlight, The Gillard paradox. 3. Tom describes the worst date! 4. I listen to Tom describing the worst date ever! 5. All while you listen at the very same time!

Tom And Julz Crack A Fat - Podcast 3

Jul 18th, 2011 9s

1. Mr. Digitalism: Evoking too many emotions. 2. Tom's hating the cinema - working there. 3. The best jobs: Club X, not Club X. 4. Why don't we ever eat Wumpa fruit. 5. We Put the "W" in "We talk you Die". 6. The birth making process, Tom is in