WE'RE BAAAAACK......AGAIN!!!

Like a couple of deadbeat parents who went out for smokes and just didn't come back from the store. We've finally returned to set things straight and raise this baby podcast right. (Oh, also we had a real baby and that takes up a lot of your life when that happens)

Thanks for sticking with us! We're very excited to back in the podhole, making stupid happen.
We learned a lot this week, (almost) exclusively about dogs, spiders, and corpses!

Topics Include:
- "Path to Beef" - The story of a dog who repeatedly pushed kids into a river to collect steak rewards
- Sleepy Spider Swallowing: Alternative Facts
- Dead Spider Claw Machines: Necro-Bots Assemble!
- Tilly, the car-crashing, Idaho herding hero
- Breaking News! Corpses thrash around for over a year, apparently
- "The Witcher" LARPing school shut down for alt-right ties
- "Fresh is Best" - What was the deal with people eating mummies for, like, a reeeeeeally long time? (Spoiler: probably boners)

As always, our humor is not suitable for most people. Enjoy!