Come hear us congratulate ourselves. Darcy wants to talk about political correctness, specifically how easy it is to say sorry and back off from a shit position, specifically how easy it is for him to walk back his vile racist slurs from last week. We're here, we're white, and we're ready to accept your plaudits for solving the problem. Kieran wants to talk about prison labour. Shouldn't be a controversial position but I guess maybe it is: forced prison labour for sub-minimum wage is bad.

In headlines: Telstra contracts! Dutton saying gross shit! Labour tax strategy! Georgina Downer (our favourite)!