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Good morning, good morning, happy
2:02
Wednesday. Happy
2:04
Wednesday, I really like a Wednesday. Right,
2:06
we're going to jump into it, we're
2:08
going to have some gully chats and
2:11
we're going to have some catch-ups and then go
2:13
into some dilemma. We both have quite a lot
2:15
to report on, don't we? Number
2:17
one, I think I've got frozen as well, which is
2:19
probably one of the worst effects. Oh yeah, let's talk
2:21
about that. OK, we all know that Melissa and I
2:23
get Botox and I draw now and again because I
2:27
actually wait way longer. We
2:29
used to do it every three to four
2:31
months, right? I wait longer than that, I do. We
2:33
used to. Oh right, when we
2:35
first did it. I never stopped doing it then.
2:38
You made the error, I made the error. It's really
2:40
not that bad. I'm not going to do it because
2:42
I just don't want to draw attention to it but
2:44
that might be happening. I'm going to chew loads of
2:46
gum and I'm just never going to get it done
2:48
again. Do you ever also, when it's cold outside, get
2:50
a really cold, cramped jaw when it comes back to
2:52
in the cold? Because my jaw cramps when it's cold
2:54
outside and when the last one comes back, I would
2:56
go back and forth. No, but my jaw clicks whenever
2:58
I orgasm. Wow,
3:01
that story took another 10. Wait, have I
3:03
not told you this? Clicks. No,
3:05
guys, my jaw dislocate whenever I orgasm. Yeah,
3:09
it goes, oh my
3:11
goodness gracious. I don't know
3:13
if Jamie's worked that out but it does. Does
3:15
it go click, click, click, click? No, it just
3:17
jars. I don't know what happens. It's done it
3:19
from get go. Wow.
3:21
I remember something like that was weird. So faking it must
3:23
be quite tricky. Do you know how to pretend to do
3:25
it? No, I don't pretend to do
3:28
that because pull my jaw, it would get fully
3:30
arthritis in it, wouldn't it? That is weird that
3:32
it does that. I wonder why. I wonder why
3:34
whether Jamie understands that he's doing it either. He's
3:37
never got a problem. He probably doesn't. Boys know.
3:40
They're oblivious to everything. No,
3:42
yeah, they are. No, the better skies,
3:44
obviously. Thank God he does it. Because then otherwise it would
3:46
be like a real schlab every time I have to. Oh,
3:48
God, yeah, you're like, I'm going to have to click my
3:50
jaw again. Yeah. That was really hard. There we
3:53
go. Let's fake it. I'm
3:55
going to be acting face off. Yeah. Come
3:57
on, ow. I'll be walking around with my jaw hanging low. We've
4:04
got some massive, massive, massive news. I've
4:06
been harbouring this, trying to bring it off on. I
4:08
was in a surprise, though, for a bit, but I
4:10
couldn't. So I actually just told her the other day.
4:12
Well, she forgets. And then I was like, you must
4:15
tell me now before you forget and like God almighty.
4:17
Yeah. I just feel upset. So I
4:19
was on FaceTime. No, really was around mine. We were having coffee
4:21
in the morning. This is like five days
4:23
after we had the gorgeous Molly and Tom one from
4:25
Love Island. And I was like, oh,
4:27
we just had lovely Molly and Tom. I was just like gushing
4:29
over how gorgeous they were and how in love they were. She's
4:32
Tom Clare. Oh my God, Tom Clare. Yeah. I
4:35
was talking to him for a bit actually last year and I was like, what?
4:37
This is Tim. If you know Ruby. This
4:40
is Ruby down to 80. She
4:42
tells, she's such a gatekeeper. She keeps her heart
4:44
so close to her freaking chest. And then she'll
4:46
tell you like, she's so blue. I'm like, oh
4:48
yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm going to date with him.
4:50
I'm like, what? Anyway. So she
4:52
said that he's in her DMs. I
4:54
wish I knew this and we had him on because I would have asked him
4:57
about it. This is all right before he went on to Love Island. He
5:01
was talking to her for a bit and then they
5:03
were out in Bluebird, Ruby and her friend. And
5:05
they were still talking and he was like, do you want to
5:07
meet up or something? Anyway, she was like, look, I'm in Bluebird
5:09
right now. Do you want to join us? And he just went
5:11
and joined them for a drink. And there's a photo of both
5:13
of them together. If you know Ruby, she's like, what? 5'3". She's
5:17
the tiniest little bean. No, I'm 5'4". She's maybe
5:19
5'3", 5'2". I don't know actually. She's
5:21
just dinky little. And then he's obviously 6'5". And
5:23
this photo is jump. Are
5:25
you guys ready for this? I mean... I
5:29
know why she's on a date with her dad or all the brothers.
5:31
It's so sweet. Like, she's literally in his arm
5:34
for it. It's so sweet. Anyway,
5:36
so unfortunately for us, we don't
5:38
have Tom Clara in our lives
5:40
because Tom went on Love Island
5:42
and fell in love with Molly and we're very happy for
5:44
them. But you know, what could have been? What
5:47
could have been? What could have been? He could have been
5:49
double dating, Yumi, Jamie and Hope. Oh
5:51
my God, that would have been unreal. On
5:53
the topic of Ruby, Melissa and Ruby. Melissa
5:55
and Ruby had been bleating about me basically.
5:57
They were slacking me off because they were...
5:59
so upset that my nails are... I'm not going to
6:01
say it was bitching. No, I know. It
6:04
was a discussion from love. You had been like, we have to
6:06
tell her. And she had been like, you've got to tell her.
6:08
I know. It hasn't just been one
6:10
discussion. It was always like, so what was Sophie's nails
6:12
at? I don't know. It was that conversation
6:14
it was from once out of it. She said that it
6:16
was a place of love. And she does. I
6:18
know it does. I know it does. And she sits down and
6:21
she goes, look at me, I know. She goes, see,
6:23
we were just talking about like, it's funny how you
6:25
get all those, you spend all that money on visuals.
6:27
But you know, I've been there for that. And
6:32
you're panicking, as you say. And I'm like, oh,
6:34
and you're like, I think you just need
6:36
to get by. And
6:38
I was like, in my head, I was like, that's
6:40
it. And they've been like, we have to have an
6:42
intervention now. So time's come. I know. Well,
6:45
it was, you know what? Also, those gorgeous rings from
6:47
your fingers and like, I was like, I really appreciate
6:49
it. I really appreciate it. They're all going together nicely.
6:52
And now, thank you. Look how much different that is.
6:55
Do you know what? I'll be forever grateful
6:57
because I firstly just love the honesty. And
6:59
secondly, I've never felt more put together in
7:01
my life. I look down, I look
7:03
up in the morning and I'm like, I
7:05
really feel joyous. You know what stuck in my mind? I've
7:07
told you this before. When we were all really young and
7:09
we used to go out clubbing and we shouldn't have been
7:12
and we were all underage. I remember we were going
7:14
to Drury. Anyone remember Drury? No, I was like 15.
7:17
I was very glad. Mayfair. Yeah.
7:20
That's all I remember. And
7:22
girl in the above me, Amz, quite
7:24
good friends, she is the
7:27
most, you've met her, most polished, gorgeous
7:29
girl ever. Always a blow dry once
7:31
a week. Groom, perfect
7:33
makeup, perfect hair. Everything's steamed.
7:35
You know, like we turn up and I've got like
7:37
a bit of shit on my jeans or like I've
7:39
got fluff on my black coat. There is none of
7:42
that, this girl, like pristine. Do you know who she's
7:44
giving me? And the nutritionist, beautiful,
7:46
pristine girl. So she's like 16, I'm like
7:48
15 and we're going to this club and
7:50
she didn't have her fake ID. And
7:53
the girl on the door was like, show me your nails.
7:56
Obviously Being her, she had perfect gel manicured
7:59
nails. filming hand me as I can the
8:01
and any young girls that andres don't get
8:03
announced on put together girls they're all the
8:05
have their nails done to do something about
8:07
my race and he learns that is something
8:10
know about having clean not to know when
8:12
your time's in the summer that time a
8:14
day behind them manicured and they are like
8:16
the same land but when I was younger
8:18
i when i was a twenty four my
8:21
nails always at Monaco when they with when
8:23
I was on that it's something about getting
8:25
older. Dot You Now says to me and
8:27
I just not like they look great Software
8:30
Five days. Yeah like I use of
8:32
them when I mean Chelsea. Without their special
8:34
I think as you have to than ten the
8:36
key to cool as the be given the
8:38
poor last show like some oil value. Was.
8:42
Says actually a pencil the you can buy
8:44
to get under your nails that colors that
8:46
the white part of your teen male white
8:49
set my granny told me about s eating
8:51
is a mole The mole Malva as easy
8:53
at it from lane get a mom is
8:55
them as nails are like dissident ups or
8:58
she Boise State. Under that the little white
9:00
pants mitt and little bit more rimmed. that
9:02
is funny and they don't think about I
9:05
will say I do love Step aside some
9:07
people like Tommy Haas Care Unit say as
9:09
nice. She always has the most perfect now
9:11
parfitt hands. He and they're just some people
9:13
may. Gas. Morning You just give
9:16
me a constant. It's May I show
9:18
my nails event on every seven old
9:20
and think about when he saw Parfait
9:22
Monica. Now I write. Signed.
9:25
A hillary Any try to admit some on a
9:27
all pop as I don't know why I never
9:30
think of use. and now all. Because
9:32
I never do anything other than I do it. I just like
9:34
that all the time. I. Never going to
9:36
so getting by not a hard or like
9:38
treaty. I am I now I need to.
9:40
That son was like okay with some other
9:43
dramas. only got some good nice and some
9:45
bad knees. Your bad knees as. I.
9:47
Mccall got towed. Really upsetting
9:49
I went see say face to have had
9:51
an appointment than what we walked up with
9:53
anxiety or more time Walked around the corner
9:56
and as I. Can
9:58
have gone. And I was. I. Then
10:00
stolen I local my cctv. It's
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been paid so then had to go either
10:05
time ago. Yeah, I wasn't sure that was
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a legit. takes a lot people to cause
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to steal them at all like as Israel.
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Anyway, it was rail on apart from a
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single yellow. Even. That is right
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outside my house on even though I do
10:18
have a Pa that I thought it was
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final necessity of twelve pm is actually else
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to six and amazon the braves he doing
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in called they would have seen I had
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a permit like to see more ariza say
10:28
I went can pick up and it was
10:30
basically so hundred pounds set up a to
10:32
tickets and then the to charge it was
10:34
like three hundred and ninety something that got
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one.my successor my some mills to me off
10:38
as he drinks and shut me up a
10:40
nice good these as shade me at the
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ripe old age. Thirty five has past his
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or can I get idea. Of hi I'm
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Steve Israel I'm so excited He silhouette
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sketch segment Lcs kids I seen a
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when you're like give us Both and.
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she can simply place every night is
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just palms I ne ne ne from
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there was a long as he finds
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yeah but if he scans morale Gina
11:04
Isis is so doesn't actually to sleep
11:06
over pogo. she novels that earning her
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nice because what guess is that if
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you have kids. Sorry. No
11:12
gunship for I think you to learn in
11:15
the summer it to eyes she knows how
11:17
to drive same as a me. It's is
11:19
like taking I think the theory but she's
11:21
not a good area we that's an insane.
11:23
much harder than it was. like my day
11:25
funky my day. it was easy as pie.
11:27
I wouldn't say it easy a lot of
11:29
people fails apartments hard and now I. Don't
11:31
necessarily agree past with to I'm I'm
11:34
pretty sure what went on to around
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about like completely. Does I had one minor
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Are not necessity or know the line my God
11:40
given me. The. But the secret just before
11:42
my garden aside, And let
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you into Zebra. So I was put in my
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sunday she must which is basically bad. The tiger
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a dog I see on my god it is
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you next yes to get a sign saying it. as
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far as any given easy for I'm reading is
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I'm not a cable I know how to manifest
11:57
unlike was sixteen of his time and you doing
11:59
it He said yeah. My downside: A
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day while my daughter's set foundation like when
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in school like Per and hides a lot,
12:05
she's not lot. The curriculum like she did. she
12:07
won't know what. This as anyone had of
12:09
we are some lessons outside when and
12:12
just like all guys about of asset
12:14
I saw it I saw his ass
12:16
more the part of like that your
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results someone I got I got a
12:20
son and my and he says he's
12:22
got a D fucking on Sega exams.
12:24
And. Be manifested as google has have as
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i got mine as a my my
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driving cars and i no good driver.
12:31
Or none of us haven't seen. Know that I'm
12:34
going to Guyanese, I'm gonna get an A saw
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I'd be surprised me receiving thing did it will
12:38
know like aws yeah. That's a
12:40
nice eggs on Valium is about
12:42
the driving test sickness day. I'll
12:45
tell you see grin on my land they says with
12:47
a for me that said how driving sought. To
12:49
would eat like sloppy cried. Songs
12:52
like Oil Abnormality, Harangue, see that
12:54
might have the all the signal
12:56
and then she'd have to said
12:58
in my twenty's old a beater
13:00
that the flaky that something I
13:02
brought your i ah that is
13:04
heavier Rabbi size had. A A
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R on. Celebrity Big Brother. I.
13:08
Know watching at a no? Neither am I. I
13:10
was on checked all. The
13:13
blue been to do anything now we will take
13:15
up. probably not a real shame. similar Instagram I
13:17
like just go watch all the trailers and on
13:19
night I've let she seen everything cut down into
13:21
three Minutes is a divorce. Easily foresee the net.
13:24
Again, Said break brothers one thing, but I. Just need
13:26
some for that. Yellow say in Kc
13:28
I K right she loves I started
13:30
a magazine cover. love us on a
13:32
bit slow who tie? It's a limitation.
13:34
I only watch Casey to Kevin Costner
13:37
while he scored. I would. Any
13:40
time day and Casey's obsesses and he will
13:42
ever really not noticeable better than any other
13:44
pretty boy. Be her. I know a soul
13:46
as sick as any form eminence com. He's
13:48
like a rail country boy thing and than
13:50
his sister. Is your idea of. That
13:52
t they had noise not quite
13:54
what eating feels his inability station
13:56
of thing on Cowboy Thursday off.
13:59
The Remi. It's like so not
14:01
the vibe I was expecting. With the big cowboy
14:03
bow. Yeah, and she's like wearing the
14:05
whole cowboy vibe, like going to all his rodeos. Mm,
14:08
yee-haw. I think I toured multiple times that I
14:10
was gonna live on a ranch when I was
14:12
older by a sidekick. Well,
14:15
you're not living on a ranch now, hun. Well,
14:17
my dear, if I meet Kevin Costner or Casey.
14:19
Well, let's hope not, because I don't think Jamie's
14:22
gonna live on a ranch. I know, I know.
14:25
But if you do watch it, you will wanna live
14:27
on a ranch. I am a bit confused, though. People
14:29
get shot all the time, because in those westerns, everyone
14:31
fucking gets shot. Yeah, they're like really powerful and they
14:33
all just get shot and like they fall off the
14:35
horse, break their legs, they're like, get back up, son.
14:38
You know I've been to Yellowstone National Park? Sorry,
14:41
this is the coolest thing ever. Why, doing what? They used to
14:43
live in America. Every summer we used to go, we used to
14:45
get into an RV, because
14:48
we used to have this holiday, and then for an RV, a big
14:50
van that used to live here. Have you ever seen We Are The
14:52
Millers? Yeah. And then
14:54
you stop and then the sides expand, and your
14:56
living room is so fun. It's like a tour
14:58
bus kind of thing, but at a house on
15:01
wheels, it's so fun. You say
15:03
you dream about being, like living another life
15:05
and being that crazy crazy horse girl, you
15:07
did live another life. Honey, going
15:09
on a little holiday with my family is so different
15:11
to me being. It isn't, you were fully back, but
15:13
you were We Are The Millers. Yeah.
15:16
Why do you always want to get drugs
15:18
taking them across fucking Mexico, though? That's not
15:20
always a good feel, that. I love that
15:22
movie. Anything with Jan and Aaron. Hey
15:28
guys, my friend and I have been going
15:30
to Pilates every week together, and
15:32
my friend has a huge crush on the
15:35
instructor. I've never got a Male
15:37
Pilates instructor. He's really tall and sexy. She's
15:39
giving him the eyes and big cheesy smiles
15:41
throughout the class. I'm so no for me,
15:43
I couldn't. Like me bending upside down with
15:45
my tits hanging over my face. Not that
15:48
they do that, but that's what I'm picturing.
15:50
Or like my asshole in his face. Yeah,
15:52
you also just do some quite unflattering things.
15:54
And like, well, you're just no. You know
15:56
what I'm envisioning? What's that? I think it's
15:59
actually in sex. He would love to yoga
16:01
cities as she starts I can and. Know
16:04
c Santa but he doesn't ever have
16:06
sex and she's like a month is
16:08
obviously very a holy cow. mm he
16:11
never gives up the sec. What of
16:13
the who? Let speculation really she's talking
16:15
about herself her because site be very
16:17
sexy and very tool and or anywhere.
16:20
Near the elder would guess the
16:22
early thirties. Oh away. twenty putting
16:25
a says number. Eight. Is
16:27
the cinema but then again me if
16:29
I'm twenty nine if I was with
16:31
was forty five I would probably say
16:33
somebody then see I'm going on. you
16:35
know enough at them and ah how
16:37
can she makes me without embarrassing has
16:39
off we have disgusting excises, wrong on
16:42
passes to say he'll come over and
16:44
correct any advice my friends on rabbi
16:46
I said laughing. Far as I remember
16:48
having to people he wasn't a pt
16:50
but that's dangerous territory. He. Sells is
16:52
your Pc know? why didn't bet? I think you've on the
16:54
and. Ago that. I
16:57
guess we had a cover model mean
16:59
Chelsea to a. Guy
17:01
that was it's gorgeous. Gorgeous. I'm ready to
17:03
them. I thought vaccines are a million not
17:05
like I read about. Like Keepers Combat that
17:08
uses her to rarely preseason. Game Boy
17:10
liner. He was not my type it be
17:12
like audible the cameramen they were all that much
17:14
older than ours. he was quite young go away
17:16
like he would come in and he was ice
17:18
occasion he wants he dropped food dropped hints from
17:21
season he had a postman he says I knew
17:23
the want and then every time she bites fancy
17:25
meal but he's married with kids and nervy dublin
17:27
me I go out of me still remember this
17:30
this guy he he was i'm I'm a he
17:32
said he speaks in the sole had come off
17:34
anywhere left them and cobbles his drive me home
17:36
and he comes to my house with. A week
17:38
later to bring my be. Funny
17:41
and sold. By
17:43
reminiscent of back of a holiday or
17:45
I remember is that when he says
17:47
trash me. It. was like
17:50
growing on vagina are used to be like a
17:52
lie lie yeah i would be like this is
17:54
onyx at school maybe she just asked him to
17:56
structure around you know will also i think there's
17:58
a things which has been Just
18:01
flirt with him at the end and see what vibe is back. We
18:04
need to make sure how much do we love this
18:06
Pilates place? If it doesn't work out
18:08
and he rejects you, is it going to be awkward you going back there? Can
18:10
we sacrifice the Pilates studio and find another one
18:12
if all goes to shit? That's number one we
18:14
have to think about. Let's get a back up
18:16
plan for the Pilates studio. Right, this
18:19
is true. Ask him out, see what he says
18:21
and if he says no and you're like, shit, don't
18:23
think I could bear going back there whilst he's teaching.
18:25
I'm going to have to go somewhere else. Fine. You
18:27
never have to see him again. There's a lot of
18:29
the Pilates studios. Sweet.
18:31
But how would you go up to him? Do you want
18:33
to go out like, that's not in my bones or in
18:35
my nature? I think it's not. I would flirt after the
18:37
day and be like, God, that was really good. Touch his
18:39
arm. He's obviously got an Instagram
18:42
page, right, because everything does now. Slide into
18:44
the DMs and be like, oh my God,
18:46
we asked for a private lesson. I asked
18:48
for a private lesson. Boom, Jacka Laka. I
18:50
asked for a private lesson. And
18:52
perfume yourself up. Oh my God. Everyone would look really gorgeous and
18:54
then be like, oh my God, you know what? What are you
18:56
doing later? We might go out for a few drinks if you
18:59
want to join us. I personally find
19:01
it really, really brave that you're wanting, like, I
19:03
would feel like, if I fancy someone in Pilates,
19:06
I would not be going to the studio. I
19:08
would just feel too exposed. You know what I
19:10
would do? Always look
19:12
at him a little bit too long and you should and then
19:14
look away. So he's like, hmm, she's looking at me. Follow
19:18
him on Instagram, but don't do anything. You'll like
19:20
some photos, like some photos, don't say anything. Like
19:22
some photos. I know you're a private story. And
19:24
then you know what? You're really just opening up
19:26
that door. Yeah, but you could also just be
19:28
a pal. So, you know, you're never going
19:31
to embarrass yourself, but you will show him and then leave
19:33
it to him. And then, you know what?
19:36
Down the line is definitely ask for a private session and you can talk about
19:38
all sorts of stuff. Then ask him if he's single. Just
19:40
start and you're going to be like, that was a normal conversation, hon, if
19:42
he's like, yeah. Do
19:45
you know what I mean? Like, he's like, no, I've got a girlfriend.
19:47
You can be like, oh my God, gorgeous. How long have you been
19:49
together? You've got your answer. But if he's
19:51
like, I'm single, what do you type then? And
19:54
you're just planting that seed without waiting for me. Yeah,
19:56
I'm thinking, yeah, yeah. You got it. You listened. You
19:58
heard it from her. I'm
20:00
so invested I need to know what happens. I want
20:03
photos of him like she's sent us his Instagram We
20:05
need to see him. I want to go
20:07
to the party studio myself and check him
20:09
out. Absolutely. We should go on a Wrecking
20:12
to the Pilates. We should go to Wrecking. If it's
20:14
in London, I will do it. I will take one
20:16
from the team I will put in I will burn
20:19
my booty for you. I will say Melissa's really good
20:22
We'll see. We'll go and have
20:24
a look. If you want us, we will ask him what
20:26
his type is If he says blondes and you're
20:28
brunette, we know you're not the one I also
20:31
would just love to know if you actually go haven't Do
20:34
anything about this sometimes the girls write back with the
20:36
follow-ups and I like you know What I just asked
20:38
him out and it worked out So like there is
20:40
a also felt something to be said for just being
20:43
fucking brave and asking the question like it's not that
20:45
deep If they say no, they say no, you know,
20:47
but I think boys really aren't turned off by it
20:49
But I think I'm just not brave. We've got a
20:51
fear of rejection. That's why we've got fear of
20:53
rejection And so do boys that's why boys don't
20:55
ask our girls It's just taking me all living
20:57
in a sick sick septical like one person needs
20:59
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22:17
Okay, I'm really excited about this one. One
22:19
of my best guy friends, let's call him
22:21
Jay, has been dating a girl on the
22:23
outskirts of our friendship group. This
22:26
girl has an ex who she was with for
22:28
over two years, who's also in our friendship group,
22:30
but like her, he's a bit on the outside
22:32
too. Jay's
22:35
not been stepping on anyone's toes by dating her
22:37
as a not close guy, mate. You
22:39
follow? Yeah. Before this girl dated Jay,
22:41
she also sat with another guy in our group.
22:43
Let's call him Ollie. Fucking hell,
22:45
this girl in this group. So
22:47
right, let's work it out. So ex is in
22:49
the group, all on the outskirts, two
22:52
boys in the group, she's dating them both. She's dating one
22:54
and slept with the other. Right,
22:56
how about in the friendship group? So you all
22:58
fancy her. I found this out, but
23:01
I didn't tell Jay as I didn't want to look like
23:03
I was staring things up during the early parts of that
23:05
relationship. This weekend, all of our friendship
23:07
group went on a big night out and took our
23:09
long story short. She made a move
23:11
on Ollie and they ended up sleeping with each other. Okay.
23:14
But she's excused them with Jay. She cheated
23:16
them. Now Jay, my best
23:18
guy friend, is devastated. He's confided in me
23:20
about how hurt he is. I also told
23:22
him about the first time the two
23:25
of them slept together, as I thought that would be the end of
23:27
that fling. However, he told me he wants to
23:29
get back with her. I don't
23:31
want to be called a snake or look
23:33
like I'm interfering in my friend's relationship, but she's bad
23:35
news, what do I do? Well,
23:37
you can't say anything, really. As you said, you say it
23:39
once and then you have to let it be. Yeah, you
23:41
have to let it be. So if
23:44
I would give my opinion and then just
23:46
be like, look, but ultimately anything you want
23:48
to do, I'll support you. It's really hard
23:51
though to then like, I'm finding this, there's
23:53
a similar situation with me. I'm
23:55
finding it quite hard to ever imagine myself
23:57
being friendly towards this girl now. Okay, then
23:59
get away. well, how would I know? Because
24:03
in like the scenario that's going on in my friendship group,
24:06
like very similar, they were, they were
24:08
like exclusive, but it was quite specific
24:10
to this person. I think she had
24:12
had things within the past. They'd been
24:15
with each other a few times on a few occasions.
24:17
And she
24:21
promised him that she wouldn't
24:23
sleep with this specific guy
24:26
and she did. So
24:29
it was like, they were exclusive, but only purely about
24:31
this one guy. If that makes sense. It was like,
24:33
don't sleep with this one guy cause he's in a
24:35
friendship group and you're going away with him on this
24:37
like holiday. And then she ended up sleeping with him
24:39
anyway. So to be that game over,
24:41
I'm like, you're dead to me. Like, I don't want
24:43
to make an effort with you. I don't also, all
24:45
these other stories and I know this is assuming I'm
24:47
talking about this, all these other stories are coming out
24:49
about her. Okay. Look like this. She's done bad things
24:52
in the friendship group. I stand
24:54
a bit by the fact if you're exclusive, the boy
24:56
should have fucking asked you to be his girlfriend because
24:58
you don't know what's going on. I stand by that.
25:00
Like when I was in, if someone says to you,
25:02
please categorically do not go and sleep with this person,
25:04
it would be the end of it. It
25:07
would be the end of this. And I will promise I
25:09
won't. Is
25:11
that really weird? Like,
25:13
so then I'm going to go and do
25:15
it even cause then I'm going to go
25:17
and do it right. But it's not like
25:19
technically it's like he should have made her
25:22
his girlfriend. I don't think what she's done
25:24
is right. But there's a gray area being
25:26
called exclusive. Like what are you? If you're
25:28
just like dating and you're not boyfriend and
25:30
girlfriend, there's a significant difference of being boyfriend
25:33
and girlfriend. You meet the parents. You are
25:35
boyfriend and girlfriend to being exclusive. To me,
25:37
exclusive, you're just dating that person. And I
25:39
don't think that was gray areas of me
25:41
and Jamie when we were just exclusive. And
25:44
look, we're married now. At the beginning of
25:46
your thing was very messy and secretive and
25:48
it was different scenario, completely different. This
25:50
is okay. So let me just say, so Toby and
25:52
I've been dating for a week. We're really obsessed with
25:54
each other, right? Then I go
25:56
and sleep with, or he goes and sleeps with this girl
25:59
that he's had a. with before. A week.
26:02
Then a month goes by where we're like properly falling for each
26:07
other at this point where like we're spending a lot of
26:09
time together. At that stage if I
26:11
was him I don't get why he's not going.
26:13
I don't want you to sleep with him. Will
26:15
you be my girlfriend? So he shouldn't, it shouldn't
26:17
even be a conversation like I really would rather
26:19
you not sleep with him because that's giving her
26:22
permission to sleep with someone else but not that
26:24
particular girl. Like there has to be a point
26:26
where boys just be like will you be my
26:28
girlfriend? Yeah but in my opinion this is still
26:30
a saxophone offence. Totally I
26:32
do agree but I do think... No, it's creepy.
26:34
A month after I've stayed in except for
26:37
someone else I would be like done so.
26:39
Done so. Absolutely fucking done
26:41
so. I'm unsure. I'm unsure.
26:43
As the friend I mean... You've got to sit back and
26:45
watch and be here. You just have to let it and
26:47
you know what? Be careful not to say too much. That
26:50
is a problem not yours really. Do you know
26:52
what I mean? I will not say too much
26:54
because if they do end up getting married and
26:57
being happy and you've flagged her off though then
26:59
your friendship with him will be really damaged. Yeah
27:01
I agree. You've got to just go to stay
27:03
a bit. It's really tricky that part. I think
27:05
if they ask for the opinion be honest but
27:07
be light with it. Be like look if it
27:09
was me and I was going through this
27:11
I think you would advise me not to go
27:14
back there because that's probably the case. But
27:17
you know ultimately you have to figure things out for yourself
27:19
and see if you're
27:22
looking at it also from a perspective of having
27:24
no feelings where he's invested but feelings are tough.
27:27
He wants to forgive her by the
27:29
sounds of it. You know what I mean?
27:31
He almost... And there's always... He's like they
27:33
were exclusive. Oh you know what? We weren't
27:36
actually like boyfriend, girlfriend so we'll let her
27:38
off. I think that's like... Don't
27:40
go wrong but I don't think what she sounds
27:42
okay. Like it would definitely be a question whether
27:44
you continue or not but the
27:48
fact they aren't boyfriend and girlfriend isn't like 100%
27:50
clean cut. You know what I mean? That's like
27:52
there's no way back. It's like at least he
27:54
has the option to in front of his friends
27:56
like dignify it to himself and be like we weren't boyfriend
27:59
and girlfriend and maybe get her as second child, if
28:01
he really wants to. And if she fucks up
28:03
them when they're boyfriend and girlfriend, then you know. But
28:05
at least he's like protecting himself in some way that
28:07
he's not going to look like him. I would also
28:09
question does she still have feelings for Ollie? Why is
28:12
she dating you? Dating
28:15
your friend? Also like is Ollie not knowing they're
28:17
dating because he's thinking about me. That's
28:19
true. As the friend you have to flag all
28:21
these things, flag them so he's aware of them
28:24
like why has Ollie done this? Why does that
28:26
happen? Why has she done that? Does she like
28:28
you enough? All of those things and then try
28:30
and close your mouth. Don't say too much because
28:32
ultimately he's going to do what he's going to
28:34
do. He's going to learn his own lessons. He'll
28:36
probably tell the girl and be like she said
28:38
this about you and like is that true? And
28:41
then she's going to bitch about you and it's
28:43
going to get messy. It's going to be a
28:45
vicious vicious circle. I'm
28:50
27 and I'm currently in my
28:52
first ever relationship with the guy who's
28:55
25 and also in his first ever
28:57
relationship. Sweet. We met on Mumble about
28:59
seven months ago and made it official
29:01
two months into dating. All my
29:03
friends and family are asking me has he said
29:05
I love you yet? To which my answer is
29:07
no. Oh but it's his first
29:09
relationship. Give a boy a break. Seven
29:12
months I'd be like oh we're knocking on the
29:14
door. I would be like are you all right?
29:17
But he probably just is a bit nervous. Let's
29:19
just see what else is going to go on
29:21
down here. They then ask
29:23
if I love him to which my answer is I honestly don't
29:25
know. Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Well this
29:27
is a bit of a problem. As
29:30
we've both never had a relationship before we're like the blind
29:32
leading the blind. I can't work out if he's too nervous
29:34
to say it in case I don't say it back or
29:36
if he thinks that stuff is too sloppy or he doesn't
29:38
actually know if he likes it. Oh so
29:40
much I was thinking. We get
29:42
along so well and there's no problems with
29:44
attraction or chemistry. We spend most weekends together
29:47
but aren't always in each other's space as
29:49
we're both used to our own company. This
29:51
sounds like a gorgeous balance. I'm like the
29:53
bottom of it. I know it's super
29:55
unfeminist but I don't want to be the first person to say
29:58
I love you. Kind of embarrassing. The.
30:01
Harness how do you know you're allowed to do
30:03
like when a you know you are not for
30:05
j sus tongue just know like as a name
30:08
and and your to suck up. I. Still
30:10
get yelled and to the point we are
30:12
like i just wanna say it's he got
30:14
new for my he say rots your like
30:16
getting see been like you just say there
30:19
is hop only new to me is going
30:21
to jump Japan's film or tv show run
30:23
around and love love away so witty yeah
30:25
and I remember the ninth or thinking i
30:28
was like sinking feeling that he was going
30:30
sinking feeling why I remember just feeding i
30:32
say samples the so happy this other over
30:34
the things I love how much you know
30:37
when your life is a lot Married for
30:39
com to. Says your body how long until
30:41
he dies I buy things gallo as they
30:43
thought I think of the pine says he
30:45
was was like honesty are the on So
30:47
this might have been like may. On we
30:49
got together and eight prose a April mother and
30:51
my. Yeah, I think I probably. Need I
30:53
really? ali? But that was like the move where it was like
30:56
full load off after. Him as the April March May.
30:58
It's. Not nice away. Always
31:01
I am I at all like oh my God This
31:03
outlet. Store that?
31:05
that's three months. Rises.
31:07
March, April may say three a small level
31:09
by you. I would
31:12
say I knew I was falling in love
31:14
off like a week know I would. Yeah
31:16
man I fell in I was fully and
31:18
lol I knew I fancied him. They they
31:20
say much about in the mail and I
31:22
know what Man other than the law like
31:24
the Via Ah or the daily life is
31:26
I yeah right yeah.longer nowadays it's not. You
31:30
know is it's not a sinners. It's like
31:32
the stress linked with attraction is like very
31:34
exciting. like a nerve wracking like doesn't feel
31:36
like that because I like funding sources for
31:39
all of you will now but you'll be.
31:41
Getting close to me at the with a your been
31:43
anti military that you're as likely that is enough I
31:45
don't know like a habit and oh my god he's
31:47
a good as good as well as his say much
31:49
but the initial like said yes and I think this
31:52
is what people. mistake the last
31:54
sometimes it's the initial bars and i used to
31:56
get this and this is why i got the
31:58
same food we let us and lala, let
32:00
me explain. I've got this thing called limerants
32:03
where I'm like, I bypass every red
32:05
flag because I've got this initial spike
32:08
in attraction and fancy and caught up with
32:10
it. So I override
32:12
the red flag because I can't see past them.
32:15
Obviously, but who doesn't? I think a lot
32:17
of people are like, the boys are better at being like, nah, red
32:19
flag Tahir. God, I'm not. If
32:21
I fancy someone, I'm like, Gun-ho. Same.
32:24
Gun-ho. All red flags are gone. Almost the
32:26
red flags make it better. I think
32:29
it's a bit concerning that you don't
32:31
know if you love him. But love,
32:33
you just fucking know. Like, love is
32:35
an overwhelming feeling, I'd say. It's a
32:37
fast boyfriend, fast girlfriend. It's all weird.
32:39
You're learning everything. You're learning everything you
32:41
don't know. Like, and also, you know,
32:43
not that being 27 and having your
32:45
fast boyfriends old or 24s, but a
32:47
lot of people have experimented
32:49
at those younger ages where
32:51
you're a little bit more naive. I think there's
32:53
almost more pressure because you've been in your head
32:56
maybe a lot about it and like, seen other
32:58
relationships and then you're comparing and thinking, is this
33:00
right? Is this not? I think
33:02
just go with the flow. I
33:04
think that I love you thinking maybe a little bit something that we
33:06
need to touch on because in my mind, that way. Why didn't you
33:08
just say it? Say it and see how it feels. Why
33:11
didn't you know? Seven months in, he's younger.
33:13
He's probably, my guess is that he's intimidated
33:15
by you. He feels more comfortable in your
33:17
case. He's obviously not like, you know, like
33:19
that big alpha energy would like want him
33:22
in his space and like feel comfortable. He
33:24
doesn't sound like he's that confident within. Yeah.
33:26
Yeah. Yeah. He's learning things on his feet.
33:28
I really think you should just say it.
33:30
I think when you say it, you're going
33:32
to feel great. And if you don't say
33:35
it, it feels right. Just say it when
33:37
it feels right. But also like, if
33:39
you don't think you want to say it, I think
33:41
if you want to say it, I'm
33:43
in love with him and I want to say it to him. I
33:46
love these people. I don't think. Yeah,
33:49
me too. But I don't
33:51
think I really thought I did at the time, but like I obviously
33:53
don't know. You know, if you're enough, the fact that you're like, don't
33:55
really know if I'm in love with him or not, to
33:58
me kind of sounds a bit like. Hmm
34:01
it feels like it's both of your first relationships I don't
34:03
think it's probably gonna be the one that you're with forever
34:05
and ever and ever But
34:07
I feel like it's everyone has them.
34:09
I had a relationship my first facial You
34:12
know, it just gets a lot of them I've a lot
34:15
I think you should just say I just
34:17
say it just say it and let us know what
34:19
it's like I'm hoping for I know
34:22
this is me being soda What do you want to
34:24
lose? I hope that he doesn't truly truly truly
34:26
love you so so so so so much And you're
34:28
just saying it to test the water and then
34:30
he thinks that you're really in love with him But
34:32
you are still with him and you're like actually,
34:34
you know what this is made me realize it's not
34:36
right And then you're like I have to go.
34:39
Yeah, but that's great. Then it's cut cut says losses
34:41
and cuts our losses He uses
34:43
no point in both coasting. Just say it see how it
34:45
makes you feel You've got
34:47
absolutely nothing to lose other than feeling
34:49
fantastic You're gonna feel something from
34:51
it and just listen to your body. Listen to
34:53
your feelings Listen to your head and you got
34:55
and go from there. You know what my Jama
34:57
says she loves dorms first So, you know what
35:00
girl power? I Am
35:06
doing the story time and boy buckle your seat
35:08
belt strap yourself in and take a little pew
35:12
Take a little I was dating a guy we
35:14
live with each other and I was taking care
35:16
of his dog almost every day since he Works
35:18
a lot. We were very happy. Also. I thought
35:20
done done done. Where do you think this story
35:22
is going? He's
35:25
shooting last time I got a text from his
35:27
ex She told me that they've
35:29
been sleeping together every other week for an end
35:31
for our entire relationship She
35:34
also told me that he had invited her to go
35:36
to the cinema with her and she had said no
35:38
as she was going With someone else when she got
35:41
to the cinema. She saw my boyfriend now with another
35:43
girl So he's
35:45
seen with three girls at the same
35:47
time So
35:56
Me and her team got to investigate who this
35:58
new girl was. I Love it! Giving
36:00
me my family day as I may be the
36:02
other than we found him or his gun and
36:05
told her everything by see what taking not best
36:07
sounds fucking unreal. Have a drought like that was
36:09
more to uncover. This is
36:11
quite Jones has come a sigh as
36:13
roloff wow as also like Alex misunderstood
36:16
the day you know when I am
36:18
on he got himself in a rail
36:20
pesto. I went through my boyfriends and
36:22
tall and from this and some pets
36:24
of his dog on three. Other.
36:27
Girls, Instagram accounts, Need.
36:32
All the way I was in Gabi
36:34
well you should I wasn't as another
36:36
top of the army others from smoking
36:38
hot dog has been in it's often
36:40
sees him as well. mom is also
36:42
cause if they were seeing him and
36:44
they said just. Set. This point I've
36:46
added out by treating me his actual golf
36:48
and he was sleeping with six guards at
36:50
the time. How the hell does he have
36:52
that tie? Impossible allocate us Fox may that
36:54
things that was. I remember that one time
36:56
when I was walking his dog I will
36:58
pass a gallon. The doctor says I see
37:00
when he saw or off my boyfriend about
37:02
his got this call and he said it
37:04
was his address A. You
37:07
will really close to each other that species six
37:09
of oh no, he's a very risky game, might
37:11
not. Something. Indiana the I was at
37:13
destiny Missouri to the of the lights Israel. And.
37:16
Scalp I messes has also see been
37:18
dating him know cause she had how
37:20
does she find her name. She just
37:22
did some feet I saw. Okay now I. Say
37:25
to conclude you seeking sad that involves own at
37:27
the same time and none of us found any
37:30
sizes and. Cheating up all that time. The.
37:32
He's a skilled skilled All says Ibiza blocks
37:34
him on everything and never saw him again.
37:36
The other.confronted him apparently he is in complete
37:39
denial sides their six months and up my
37:41
trust disenchanted. Is it or we I these
37:43
in a row Steve Any tips A building
37:45
muslims as Afghan by festival on he did
37:48
I say this is on the road. Oh
37:51
very. you've really got
37:53
into a bit as an alien
37:55
while it's s this is a
37:57
unique situation even completely utterly com
38:00
You've been completely at least swindled for
38:02
every skin off your back. This is a code
38:04
red situation I need to see this one. I need to
38:06
see this one a bit. I also want to see. There's
38:08
something I feel like I've walked past him I've crossed paths
38:10
with him. I want to see the pooch. I guess the
38:12
pooch really too. I know it's a cover pooch. It always
38:15
is isn't it? We are a team
38:17
of girls who mean to protect one another and I'm
38:19
at I'm you I've got all of your backs And
38:21
you're all gonna have mine. I'm I'm
38:23
looking for guys You're
38:25
gonna go then if I come across him I
38:27
will step on his fur that's for sure. Sorry
38:30
This is the most mental thing you should feel
38:32
confidence because you left that son of it show it
38:34
away You're out the door. You told all the other guys
38:36
you didn't let him use your walk on you There's
38:39
nothing about you. That's weak. You're strong
38:41
and you are empowered and you left
38:43
that pig on his own Then
38:45
didn't feed him again You're not
38:48
going to laugh at the situation like when
38:50
you're older and you're telling your friends or
38:52
your kids this and your new husband It's
38:54
a great story to tell okay He's given
38:56
you some great bit of content there
38:58
for the rest of your life and don't ever feel
39:00
like it's this is a dung-a-him Problem, it's nothing to
39:02
do with you those poor other girls Jesus
39:10
That was a lot for today. I loved
39:13
every second of it. I feel I'm hot
39:15
and palpitated I feel quite drained and like
39:17
I often do after wedding days In the
39:20
world same we need more of
39:22
it guys. I just like please please send
39:24
us your follow-ups. I want yeah I
39:28
want to know if you told the guy you loved him. I
39:30
want to know if your friend
39:32
You gave that girl whatever I need to know everything.
39:34
I need to know what I need to photo at
39:37
this guy Anyone else
39:39
who's been swindled by the same guy and you're suspicious
39:41
write in and we can try and confirm more
39:43
tonight If you guys also have any good
39:45
opinions or bits of advice that you want to give us
39:48
All the girls on those dilemmas that we've just run
39:51
out Please send them
39:53
in too because I feel like our listeners appreciate the
39:55
other listeners advice No, it's sometimes we just do a
39:57
bit of tangent and we need you level had a
39:59
game to come in and give
40:01
us some more logical advice. So we're here for
40:04
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40:06
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40:20
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40:22
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