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returns. Melissa,

1:09

are you a doctor? I

1:12

want to be, but I'm not. I'm not a

1:14

doctor either, and we're not psychologists. And we're not

1:16

experts at anything. In fact, we just challenge a

1:18

lot of shit. And we love

1:20

giving you guys advice, but as we said... We love

1:22

giving you guys advice. Do not take what we're saying

1:24

as gospel. If you do feel like you need to

1:26

speak to somebody, please seek professional help. Good

1:31

morning, Wednesdays. Good afternoon. Good

1:33

afternoon. Good evening. No.

1:37

People listen whilst they're getting ready. I do. Oh,

1:39

so we're... OK, OK, OK. Good morning. Good afternoon.

1:41

Good evening. You're just giving people a general... Yeah.

1:44

It's actually good afternoon for us. Yeah,

1:46

we normally film right in the morning. We just had

1:49

a lovely girls lunch. I had a cheese straw. Yeah,

1:51

your lunch was so random. She picked up something else

1:53

from another place as well. You know what I should

1:55

have just done? I should have just got the beef

1:57

slices and the egg. And I looked at them and

1:59

I thought, no. I kind of want a pastry. Oh you

2:02

wanted protein with your salad. That's

2:05

what you said on the voice note. I was like I

2:07

don't know what she's on about protein with a salad. I'm

2:09

like there is no salad that she's got. I was

2:12

like I'm gonna leave her to that. I

2:14

know it's too complicated to involve you

2:16

with that. Right guys, Gail's

2:18

avocado on toast. It's brassy. I don't

2:20

know what the sourdough is. It's like

2:23

grain grain grain. The avocados mix with

2:25

pesto and then they have this tomato

2:27

radish which I actually don't often have

2:29

because I think I'm really acidic. It's

2:32

also excellent with the Gail

2:34

sausage roll. Normally my

2:37

sourdough wasn't that thick today but normally it's

2:39

like this thick. It's like the whole loaf. It's

2:41

lovely. I go and buy

2:43

it sliced from them fresh. Put

2:45

it in the freezer and then it's my

2:47

toast every morning. A grainy nutty sourdough does

2:49

nothing better. I also

2:52

love a rye bread. Like a really grainy one.

2:54

You had the other day that was like cake.

2:56

Where the hell was that? Oh right that was

2:58

keto bread and it was from Planet Organic and

3:00

it was made of like eggs, nuts, coconut

3:02

oil. Oh my god guys. Like it didn't have

3:04

carbs in. It was genuinely a

3:06

normal day. Oh my god. So delicious but hard

3:08

to make that savoury like actual toast. I agree.

3:10

Maybe with almond butter would have been nice but

3:13

I don't want to have my marmite and my

3:15

butter on that. No it was a cake. If

3:17

I didn't really want a toast it because it

3:19

was so moist. No it would also crumble crumble

3:21

crumble all in that toaster and then I burnt

3:23

it. Also like sometimes you just need a bit

3:26

of that yeasty, you know sometimes you just need

3:28

fuel bread. Yeah I would go as far to

3:30

say bread might be my favourite food. I

3:33

often think about this. Sorry but you went

3:35

through a phase of never eating gluten or

3:37

bread. Yeah because I just don't think I'm

3:39

good with certain things but I found after

3:41

going to the med clinic it's not gluten

3:44

it's wheat. Isolated wheat I'm really allergic to.

3:46

The Saturday's fine. Saturday's fine. It's just wheat which

3:48

is in quite a lot of things where you

3:50

know what we live and we learn. So

3:54

what's been going on there? Oh we've

3:57

got on the list the Victoria Beckham

3:59

turn 50. I actually saw this all

4:01

over Instagram. Phenomenal. She looked phenomenal. What I

4:03

will say is I liked the reposting of

4:05

the old Vogue interview where she was very

4:07

funny. And she was

4:09

like, oh, am I wearing a microphone as

4:12

it turned out? Because, you know, I found

4:14

back at, you know, I've had it before where people just

4:16

turned off their microphone and no one could hear me. She's

4:20

so funny. No funny. You don't see

4:22

that. So dry. Just so dry. Everyone

4:25

says that she's the funniest person ever and I'm like,

4:27

we've seen very small amounts of her fears. I could

4:29

basically go off the fact that Victoria Beckham is so

4:31

funny from other people's words. But I

4:33

would like to see much more of it. But

4:35

I guess that's part of the attraction to the

4:37

Beckhams. Yeah, it's all very mysterious. Right. Well, Nick

4:39

Lapelt and Victoria seem to be best friends and

4:41

it's really giving me a ride. Like they just

4:43

are like hugging and kissing and dancing. And I'm

4:45

like, how cool that would be. That

4:47

would be so cool. To have your

4:49

stepmom as VB. Oh

4:52

my God. And I went all the size of us there. That was

4:54

a vibe. I did see that. And David

4:56

was like doing videos of it quickly. And I

4:58

didn't realise Eva Longoria, biggest

5:00

fan, is Harper Sevens. Godmother.

5:03

It's Harper. Harper Sevens. I never know why they

5:05

have... I don't know why they thought there was

5:07

a seven on the end. It's

5:09

the weirdest thing ever. Someone even knows that.

5:11

But why have they called their daughter a

5:13

double baronot? She's like me naming my dad

5:16

putting his first business at the end of

5:18

my name. Yeah. Like Melissa

5:20

Box. It's so true. You

5:23

could have been a bit more creative

5:25

Victoria anyway. And it's like, it's a hashtag Harper

5:28

Sevens. I'm like, what? Since when? I always

5:30

knew it was Harper. I don't know what

5:32

this is going on. Maybe they're trying to

5:34

make everyone know it's seven. Have you seen

5:36

those videos of the Italian batch or everything?

5:38

And it's like celebrities like picking the names

5:40

of their kids. It's like, so

5:42

her name's my first kid. Like washing up Dash because,

5:45

you know, I thought it was quite unique. And it's

5:47

like just... So they were just saying their kids like

5:49

super unique names, I think, just to be different. So

5:51

they were probably like, what can we call our girl?

5:54

Yeah. That no one else is going to have this name.

5:56

Harper's a nice name. I... It

5:58

was a lovely name. My name left my... kids is wildly

6:00

long. Like every name. Sometimes I just hear

6:02

the sound of a word and I'm like

6:04

onto the list and then a week later

6:07

I'll look back at it and I'll be

6:09

like what was I thinking? Boothly. You

6:11

know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's

6:13

so like that. Marble. Not bad. Uh.

6:17

Marble though is like a dog's name isn't it? Is

6:19

it? Marble. Marble. That

6:21

is a name. Yeah, maybe. I don't

6:23

know. Everything's a frickin' name these days.

6:26

Handy. Handy. Handy. Handy. Jamie.

6:28

Just wants. Jamie. For

6:31

every child. That's very

6:33

traditional. They have every child the same and they use

6:35

their middle name and that's what they call them as.

6:37

That's why like sometimes people keep that generations like if

6:39

their names are all the fucking

6:41

same. Right. And he's telling them can they go. And they're like

6:43

Charles the third. And you're like oh god. Jamie's

6:46

got middle name like throughout the family. Grant

6:49

has to be in the middle name. I love the name

6:51

Grant. I love the name Grant. I think it's

6:54

the middle name so maybe I'm getting it mixed

6:56

up. I think so because that would be very

6:58

very odd. Georgia Georgia Georgia Georgia

7:00

for me. Not really a girl thing. Only

7:02

men. Wow. They feel sexist

7:04

again. Yeah yeah yeah. Listen. So I'm

7:06

walking down the street and bump into

7:08

this amazing woman. You know Sam McAllister

7:10

who was the woman who orchestrated the

7:12

scoop. Like you know the movie The

7:14

Scoop. She orchestrated the Prince Andrew's interview.

7:17

Bump into? Boss bitch. Amazing energy.

7:19

But you say to her no you're not. She

7:22

said hi to Jamie and then we introduced ourselves

7:24

and like she was like so nice to my

7:26

mom like alpha great energy boss

7:28

bitch vibes. And I was like well done. Oh

7:30

my god. Need to talk to you. Need to

7:32

talk to you. Baby Reindeer have you watched it

7:34

because I literally go Melissa

7:37

don't watch it because you're like me.

7:39

It made me feel. Have you. Bye

7:41

oh no no guys. Bye. I

7:44

felt scared. Like I wanted

7:46

my dad and my mom. Like Jamie wasn't

7:48

cutting the last. Like I felt horrified.

7:50

So I thought it was going to be a

7:53

comedy light hearted. It's really not.

7:55

It's so dark and twisted. It's obviously you

7:58

know you watch things on TV. and

8:00

you see sex scenes and you see whatever and obviously

8:02

you see like murders all

8:04

those awful things on tv

8:07

but this was intimate it was like

8:09

the dark depths of a mind that

8:11

you just don't want to know any humans

8:14

gone there and it was that really

8:17

realistically on your tv like it was too

8:19

much for me. Just people die. I won't

8:21

go into it because I don't want to do

8:23

any spoiler lies but something about it is so

8:25

disturbing it's the only way I can describe it.

8:27

It's called ladybug. It's called baby reindeer. Stalker. Quite

8:31

good. Oh god reindeer is that you?

8:40

You've given me goosebumps on my legs and I don't even know what the

8:42

fuck you're talking about. So am

8:45

I gonna be able to have my nights off from

8:47

Toby after this or no? You cannot watch it. My

8:49

mum was like she watched it she was like I

8:51

fell. I know this thing. Jamie watches tv as we go

8:53

to sleep because he'll go to sleep like one and I

8:55

go to sleep at like 10. I couldn't

8:57

sleep through it. It was that disturbing. I was like

8:59

you have to turn that off but I heard everything

9:01

so then I was like this watching it. So would

9:03

you say it's more of a thriller or is it

9:05

horror? Disturbing. Disturbing.

9:08

Uncomfortable. Not really. Am

9:10

I actually fucking watching it? It made me feel a

9:12

way that I've not felt watching a tv

9:14

show for a really

9:17

long time. Like I. Life is peculiar. My mum said

9:19

I hated every second of it but I couldn't take

9:21

my eyes away from it and she was like I

9:23

felt anxious two days after. Is it creepy like Hannibal

9:25

Lecter sort of? No it's true story. That

9:28

was Stalker. A girlfriend

9:30

Stalker vibes. Anyway then Jamie had

9:32

like this really sketchy nightmare every single night that

9:34

he watched it that me and him like broke

9:36

up and it was all really

9:38

weird. Maybe I don't watch it actually. I

9:40

don't think it sounds like something. I genuinely

9:42

thought Melissa no. Guys you just

9:44

wait till you hear this piece of juicy

9:47

inside goss. Taylor Swift drop new album Guess

9:49

Where the Pub is that the album's named

9:51

after. Black

9:55

Dog Walk from our studio. Yeah that's

9:57

funny. The team here at Jam Pop

9:59

Productions. Go for lunch there every Thursday if

10:01

you want to pop in and say hey Tim.

10:03

It must be quite a legendary rub, is it

10:05

pretty cool? She must have been talked to them.

10:07

She's probably been all around the place. But what

10:10

a random place. Boxes. I know, of all places,

10:12

extremely random. I don't know why that pub is

10:14

so good. Maybe they sell really good beer or

10:16

something. What do you think? Maybe we need to

10:18

go and do a little... Wrecky.

10:21

...Zicky diver, Wrecky. Taylor

10:23

Swift. Her relationship history is

10:25

fascinating. Elon Musk. She's fascinating.

10:28

She's sure with fit

10:31

rugby boy. Interesting. Yeah. So

10:33

her new album, Thoughts, we were just

10:35

discussing this. I love it. I wasn't

10:37

overwhelmed. You know what? I recently have

10:39

been confirmed I'm going to Taylor Swift.

10:41

I really deep-dived into it. I think

10:44

I'm a full-blown Swiftie. Her music, I've

10:46

always loved it. I've always known it

10:48

because you guys play it. I actually

10:50

didn't walk around London with it in

10:52

my ear. Because I'm kind of a

10:54

podcast girl or country music. Right. Patilous

10:57

music, I know. My

10:59

sister's like die-hard fat and I've

11:01

never downloaded it all. Now I'm

11:03

listening to every hour and I know it's worth taking. Because I'm

11:05

quite jealous you're getting to discover it all for the first time.

11:07

It's 10 hours. It's

11:10

really great. But like the lyrics. Actually

11:12

that one was called Endgame. And

11:15

one of the Endgame. Yeah,

11:17

listen. Anne Hathaway guys has come out and said

11:19

Princess Stories 3 is looking to be in a

11:21

good place. But the sequel for Devil Wears Prada

11:23

2 is unlikely. Okay. Devil

11:25

Wears Prada's. It's so

11:28

good. If Devil Wears Prada 2 but I don't think you can compare. Can't

11:31

compare. But Princess Stories is bringing it

11:33

back. Oh my god. Can

11:35

we just speculate slightly for a second here? Do we

11:37

think that she's going to be like with child or

11:39

have two kiddie wrinkles? And it's going to be like

11:41

her young child's going to be training as a princess.

11:44

Is it going to sort of like go off on

11:46

staff or moment? Don't worry about it. Produce over it.

11:48

Director and story writer. Yeah. Because Otherwise,

11:51

where else is the storyline going to go? And Will. She's

11:53

going to be separated and she's going to find love again

11:55

with a new person. No, no, no, no, no, no, no,

11:57

no, no, no, no. I Think it's going to be three

11:59

kids. Yet

12:01

Three and one. Of it is gonna be like

12:03

of thirteen and it's might be like a child's

12:05

it and it might be like the actual stored

12:07

on would actually be more about the kid and

12:09

on food on the more light of the my

12:11

line of like the grandma five like how Julian

12:13

jesus it to the things he did undies is

12:15

that it is fully. She. Said a modern

12:18

I phone same looking better be a net and

12:20

they will enable an email. Use it as the

12:22

voice of richthofen sunlight. She'll see so based on

12:24

with acting threat. She's. A psycho

12:26

on molesters. We're into the died. Hey

12:34

they him unless I'm Cindy to encourage you

12:36

traveling around Australia I'll just finishing uni and

12:38

love Lucy support during my travels. Reminds me

12:40

of home and is great company during the

12:42

long journeys was I've been traveling I met

12:44

a guy on hens. I didn't think it

12:46

would be anything more than a fun traveling

12:48

it right man that we ended up getting

12:50

along say wow or Thursday ended with us

12:52

kissing on to be lost, a son assessing

12:55

their mm thick as an Etsy wifi. When

12:57

more days and things got more serious, we'd

12:59

only known each other for six weeks that

13:01

we decided to go. Many holidays get three

13:03

kids. And move just to it off

13:05

the I already have we set fit.

13:07

Sexy case of staff Summer But since

13:10

meeting this boy I'm questioning Embers A.

13:12

I really really like him. I've never

13:14

felt this way of a anyone fall

13:16

say that. We're

13:18

very painful goodbye now than where we

13:20

left each other as I started traveling

13:22

again, but he wants to come back.

13:25

So. We can be together. So.

13:27

His son I'm sure go back and Melbourne.

13:29

enjoy one final month of this wall when

13:31

travel right month or do I leave him

13:33

behind avoid the pain of saying to buy

13:35

all over again part me think any of

13:37

one say maybe I should just go back

13:39

and see what happens but I know he

13:41

wants to stay in Australia and I want

13:43

to run on than any advice be super

13:45

helpful. I. Would if it's someone uses

13:47

something I would go hop on the month and then

13:50

you not sure what's wrong what's going on you if

13:52

you don't want to me but what's up with me

13:54

thing to say the uncertainty. Which. He might.

13:56

Fall. Of us and studying citing they've i

13:58

resigned guy that sundays. The old guy came

14:01

to see an uber to saw any that

14:03

law and resubmit long distance on the hey.

14:05

He can do a stadium. Time.

14:07

To friends. Thought.

14:11

Maybe even commits employees London. Yeah.

14:13

I pod and not that different. I mean maybe

14:15

you didn't exhausted accents hair I think she she

14:18

gave up getting what a shame they probably won't

14:20

be together she days or you're not gonna be

14:22

thy oh my god it's my one like you're

14:24

just gonna fight he the energy spending that final

14:26

months and now that I because I see you're

14:28

still traveling during that month that you know me

14:31

by skates I thailand in trouble run Thailand for

14:33

months so that your to say it's very very

14:35

separate to sales will I think this is more

14:37

it doesn't matter where they all right I think

14:39

it's guess I. Did get by herself

14:41

and again the phillies and get more intense can

14:43

be hello a month and together. I. Think

14:45

Guy he loved ones I passed meeting guy

14:47

you're thinking mind you've written in but I

14:50

that make your heart's telling each day just

14:52

a huge out you little level. I.

14:54

Was sitting at the end of that month. you

14:56

both will change your mind about lay on that

14:58

way when of a state of each other with

15:00

needy lads week ways that people watching him being

15:03

like I said enough of this by traveling or

15:05

like when I was twenty and then we can

15:07

be together because a Paulson like arrive and then

15:09

foods. years later we got doubles from a house

15:12

on we managed a bunch of the god my

15:14

mind fucking time what the hello My friends and

15:16

her parents are divorced and her mom has any

15:18

boyfriend and they were together I think when she

15:21

was like nineteen and they like rekindled fell off

15:23

and Nike's I. I've never remarried, nice,

15:25

I just never lost any ones. So

15:27

mom and he doesn't have freedom to

15:29

beat Australia to them. No. No Conte.

15:32

I. Call I've never

15:34

lost anyone since your mom I would

15:36

live well. I love the I wish

15:39

that like someone's how I'd always the

15:41

ah a fight this issue. I mean

15:43

it's safe. to

15:47

say that insists i want my back so

15:49

many easily simulate yeah right spots on a

15:52

move in together bites i'm like i air

15:54

and not yet rent seekers is not going

15:56

on and say like a i nasa carissa

15:58

you feel i mean like you

16:01

have the potential head this could be the father

16:03

of your children the love of your life and

16:05

like this could be a sort of a great

16:07

love story although I understand that I understand the

16:09

need to be sensible and I think that is

16:11

important to take into consideration however so if

16:15

you don't you're in the once new young so

16:17

yeah you only live once and also like what's

16:19

one month imagine you don't go just because you're

16:21

worried about like goodbye you've missed one month of

16:23

amazing memories like that you

16:25

can do it again yeah like a second story there's

16:27

no brain of me get your ass out

16:30

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2, hey guys I've been single for

17:53

over five years and recently went on

17:55

my first amazing date in what has

17:57

felt like forever we ended up the

18:00

whole evening together in a pub and getting

18:02

along so well. He was charming, interested in

18:04

what I had to say, kind and genuinely

18:06

had smiling from the start to end. At

18:09

the end of the day we had a kiss and he said that he definitely

18:11

wanted to hang out then. We've been

18:13

chatting every day since the first day and whilst

18:15

it's been great to keep in touch, the messages

18:17

haven't got me excited. The chat has been quite

18:19

safe with lots of small talk which isn't really

18:21

my vibe. We had our second date and again

18:23

we both had a really good time. During

18:26

the date he said that he isn't actually

18:28

quite shy and reserved which has made me understand

18:30

why he's so far played it safe. But

18:32

this isn't something I'm used to. I

18:34

really feel a spark and I think he does too but

18:36

I want to up the ante. I don't want to scare

18:38

him away from being too forward but how can I get

18:41

him to take the reins a bit? I'm worried

18:43

if it stays safe that it will go to town and I

18:45

just don't want that to happen. You're going

18:47

to have to take the reins and over time he

18:49

will get the confidence and land to take the reins.

18:52

I agree, you might just be quite shy. Which

18:54

is fine if there's a spark, that's what you

18:56

need. If he's a lovely guy, I think you're

18:58

in for a lovely situation here.

19:01

I do think there's something. Obviously don't settle in. I

19:04

don't know whether it's tender or whatever.

19:08

People are like, there's a blue list and

19:11

a take box and it's like, it doesn't spark.

19:13

There's a spark. It doesn't

19:15

matter about this and the

19:18

other. Totally. I also agree. I also

19:21

think sometimes if you're quite a confident

19:24

force of a woman that

19:26

can sometimes subconsciously make him

19:30

take a bit of a backseat in terms of doing things because

19:32

he'll feel like you're doing it. Do

19:34

you know what I mean? It will just intimidate him a

19:37

little bit. I think that's okay. I think you

19:42

just have to let him build off his confidence

19:44

and it will happen. Also, I think have a

19:46

couple drinks, pay him some compliments and build up

19:49

his confidence a bit more immediately.

19:52

You're okay with upping the ante and then maybe he'll be

19:54

like, oh, she's down for this. Definitely

19:57

don't be like, no straight away. Like

20:00

I want you to be more hands-y or like whatever

20:02

because that might also make him feel like Oh, like

20:04

that makes me feel insecure that you're like telling me

20:06

what to do You have to be quite tactical in

20:08

these scenarios and also it's such early days. It's only

20:10

been two days Yeah,

20:12

like I actually think of a boy who's upping me

20:14

out here. I like slow steady at that point I

20:17

don't I just kiss them Yeah,

20:20

I seem less as she me and I

20:22

like grind grind grind snog I

20:25

was like I literally draw to the floor Cuz

20:27

you've got to think that when I met Melissa she

20:29

was an erasure. She was an erasure for a long

20:31

time single out I was like, oh

20:34

my god, this girl's gone. She felt really weird You know, you feel

20:36

like you're doing something in front of your parents and literally going like

20:38

that And then they just went

20:40

away obviously I didn't feel that embarrassed. I just carried on

20:42

doing it But that

20:44

was actually I was like, I didn't know

20:46

about you. God. I know really sorry. I'm terrible

20:49

I do think that's all you gotta do though.

20:51

Sometimes you just have to you know, just you

20:53

know, use your feminine power I

20:55

don't know the power of the

21:00

And it is powerful, you know, yeah, I

21:02

think also you will be quite confident gal

21:05

I think you're feeling it. I just think

21:07

yeah, I'm not always good, but just get

21:09

a bit dry. You'll be loving it Hey

21:19

guys, I'm getting married in a few weeks

21:21

in Mauritius I'm on roacotane so I

21:23

can't get a natural tan So I'm having

21:25

to eat a fake tan or get a spray tan My

21:27

question is what do I go for and will it go

21:29

patchy by the time? It's my

21:31

wedding. I'm worried about being hot and nervous and

21:33

getting fake tan all over my wedding dress Especially

21:35

as it was my mum's I know you're both

21:37

fake tan queens So if you

21:39

have any tips on what I can do then

21:41

I would be so grateful It

21:44

really depends how far in advance to the wedding

21:46

you're getting to Mauritius You cannot get a fake

21:48

tan a week before you will have to wait

21:50

till you're there and Fate

21:52

on the night for and I would do the Tan

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Locks Express Ultra Dark. Nice.

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It's it. Paint say it comes out

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as a nice and it's I Claire

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and it develops that develops. Quickly

22:06

and I have any is the best color.

22:09

It's phenomena I mean for you to read

22:11

and it really was the on your

22:13

side and I did it. I

22:15

did not like five days ago and it

22:17

was like a lovely golden eagle. a very

22:19

natural. it's not too much I was in

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O Max Payne you think maybe garbage rise

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they really are easily moisturize leading up to

22:26

as your skin's ring hydrated. Moisturize.

22:28

Your ankles a little that your knees I'll

22:30

buy my their on your arm hurts is

22:32

a big one and I would maybe do

22:34

a little bit like and you'll be those

22:37

using it as in the can I learn

22:39

widest allow their dogs to get stuck in

22:41

my your pool's money everywhere so the and

22:43

all that moisturize then as before you doing.

22:45

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22:47

out seen or and then I would maybe wait

22:49

five minutes. And then will I do is with

22:51

this time I do to pump on a terrific

22:53

to pump from the costs. As

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an to prints phone call to pump of the

22:58

costs same on size and I do a pump

23:00

when he spots eat You wanna get all around

23:02

the you don't want to be in your bikini

23:04

like the next day off to the wedding whatever

23:06

to do it everywhere and get your mama, your

23:08

sister who other you bars it's to comment on

23:10

what you do were and just be bath hands

23:12

on Dad and I would do this. He.

23:15

Of the day before or two days before. And.

23:18

Will actually be safe on him and

23:20

in the morning you wash off and

23:22

that job anywhere near absolute. You are

23:24

a man when you do your hands

23:26

dirty liar just do. I was left

23:28

on the mets and suffering with as

23:30

your hands before yeah and then go

23:32

eye makeup or be boss. put it

23:34

in meet between your hands on there

23:36

and just want to have like a

23:38

white a white yes it is wrong

23:40

and nine I'll go on around us.

23:42

all around nails I mean all the

23:44

hunting. sometimes I display. Of yes

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we have. We have our lovely say semester.

23:48

So many options. The phaser I wouldn't need

23:51

the body say tung oil maze or ninety

23:53

days I say i'm more shortly before before

23:55

you do this right is all about moisturizing

23:57

and that after the next day scattered sq.

24:00

That and if your head up or anything like

24:02

that does it as an era and I know

24:04

it sounds weird out Also maybe put some we

24:06

say that in your ears to sometimes it is

24:08

messy. a fake time on your is. Yeah.

24:11

A definite great so I would do

24:13

that. Practice now you've got while practice

24:15

that price as clear as thing that

24:17

keep doing more harm to them and

24:19

also media that they say namesake times

24:21

about hogs you could make I call

24:23

it I didn't have what it is

24:25

about Bob Riley a non babies It

24:27

is the best thing ever and within

24:29

an hour you can see your skin

24:31

changing color so dizzy spells and himself

24:33

as if it starts happening. After half

24:35

an hour your skin start timing. But

24:37

the great thing is because is no

24:39

guide color to wash off. Your have

24:41

to go. On believing

24:43

on believe we don't leave with it is dark

24:45

thing all over you that you're like then after

24:47

reddit saw you put it on you look a

24:49

bit pale and threat than I just get gold

24:52

and loving Lorenzo and how to do this I

24:54

need some are you need to a got something

24:56

plastic site isn't Sustain said it on Thursday. And

24:58

then I had to get on. I got my like phone integrate.

25:01

It on a just it's the

25:03

best easiest time ever I can

25:05

but doesn't effect us with he

25:07

needs removal gate Bond I sounds

25:09

get the Tommy Bowe bring out

25:11

within a so dating Govs yeah

25:13

put. The all A the A you. Are

25:16

new to the beginning. options are on the which is

25:18

lazy or good practice new be fine. It's not like

25:20

a super dark times the you to be lovely and

25:22

Chloe which I think is what you want. he didn't

25:24

want to be light. Say. Feet hand

25:27

and I agree. I

25:29

might step that is setting a minute.

25:31

Basing it off as normal again you

25:34

can a the beach for please send

25:36

estate and ease of who was a

25:38

pleasure actually said versus lot on vacation.

25:45

And he dilemma for his safety. Melissa I

25:48

really need to advise Have been married to

25:50

us and since I've seen have also we've

25:52

been together and nothing yet. engine

25:55

a this year he went on a

25:57

side do and pylons i was already

25:59

apprentices about this given something that

26:01

happened with him in Thailand quite early

26:03

in our relationship. Oh, no. He

26:07

was aware I was nervous and visibly upset about him

26:09

going, he gave me reassurance and eventually went on

26:11

his trip. Well, since he's come

26:13

home, I found his phone that he has downloaded Tinder

26:15

within 24 hours of leaving the house. No.

26:19

He also had an STI checked book

26:22

for when he came back. Oh,

26:25

well, you have to download him. I don't even need to write

26:27

the rest of the dialogue. You have to get him. I'm really

26:29

afraid of divorce. See you later. I

26:32

confronted him and he said he got brave

26:34

and downloaded Tinder but never used it. Brave?

26:37

No, you became a cheat. I became

26:39

brave? You got brave, what do you want? I've tapped on the hat for

26:41

it. You fucking ate fat on Hastings? What the fuck?

26:43

Are you joking? And he needed the STI

26:45

test because a slipper put her tongue in

26:47

his mouth so he was right. Oh yeah,

26:50

and my dad's the king. Are

26:52

you fucking okay? Funny enough, he had booked

26:54

a urine STI test and

26:56

not quite believable. I

26:58

honestly don't know what to do and have no one to talk about it.

27:01

Whilst I was looking on his phone, I also found

27:03

emails from a porn website he uses often and pays

27:05

for cams and chats with the girls on there. I've

27:10

told him for a long time that I

27:12

don't agree with this and he has always

27:14

told me he has deleted his account. Apparently

27:16

not, as yesterday found his bank statements and

27:18

in the last few weeks he spent 200

27:20

pounds on them. You got a

27:22

divorce. You need to do it. So on top of

27:24

it, we have just got back from a trip from

27:26

a family friend's wedding and he went out two of

27:29

the nights until 5.30am and I found

27:31

out he was in a strip club whilst I'm asleep

27:33

back at a hotel. Where do I go from here?

27:35

Okay, you need to call a lawyer. Yeah, you

27:37

need to text in a row. Yeah, parents,

27:40

friends, support system around you.

27:43

You do not, sorry, the stripper porn,

27:45

like that's one thing, he cheated. He

27:48

cheated. Oh yeah. He downloaded Tinder,

27:50

he cheated. And he got an STI check. He fucked

27:52

someone. Probably a stripper. Probably

27:54

a few people. We're done with this. We are done

27:57

with this and you deserve so much better than that.

27:59

Fuck that, you say. at home being just

28:01

a lovely human being and

28:03

he's doing that. I know it's

28:05

really hard because you've been together for 11 years and

28:07

that's a lot of memories and I feel like because

28:09

you've been together for so long you'll

28:12

just be hanging on to like

28:15

in the wake of like that going on

28:17

you'll just be romanticising basically everything that's gone

28:19

on in the relationship and almost romanticising all

28:21

his fuck ups. Yeah. That's just what we

28:24

do like why the fuck do we do

28:26

that? Oh they needed it

28:28

because of this and like you almost felt brave.

28:30

You felt like maybe to me you could just call

28:32

them and it's like no. No. He is going

28:34

to be like that for

28:36

the rest of your relationship and either you're going to be okay with

28:39

being married to someone that's going to cheat on you and every day

28:41

he goes to Thailand or leaves the house and gets brave and then

28:43

is tender and does whatever you

28:45

know. I mean it's the fact that

28:47

you're getting brave. That's really. That's

28:49

such an insult. I got brave. I

28:53

had the balls to do it because I'm

28:55

so unhappy with you. I was brave enough to

28:57

do it. Be brave and leave me if you

28:59

don't want to. You clearly don't have any respect

29:02

for me and you don't want to be with

29:04

me. So you're the least brave. You're a coward.

29:06

We hate him. Hate.

29:08

Pig. He's a pig. You pack your

29:10

bags and I'm sorry. That's

29:13

unsafe. Like it's not it's unsafe. Imagine he

29:16

gives you a fucking SDI. Also just don't

29:18

even waste your breath on this guy anymore.

29:20

Like he literally has zero respect. He's an

29:22

awful guy. Awful. The fact that he has

29:25

24 hours. He couldn't wait to do that.

29:27

I know that's a hard truth. Yeah.

29:30

You know what? It's not even like

29:32

he's been traveling for like nine months and

29:34

he got really lonely and men sometimes do

29:37

fucking weird things. Sorry. 24 hours. It's literally

29:39

like he's gone. Yes. He's

29:41

clicked that iCloud button. Yeah.

29:44

You know the cloud with the arrow? The moment he

29:46

left the house. Yeah. He's at the

29:48

airport. He's in weatherspoons having a beer at 6am. He's gone.

29:51

Tinder. Yeah. Swipe.

29:54

Swipe. Swipe. Yeah. With

29:56

His gremlin little bit. And The moment he's got

29:58

there, he's set his location. However, his

30:00

own values at that location to whether

30:02

he died in Thailand do you want

30:05

to be married to that? You deserve

30:07

so much bad advice because even after

30:09

eleven years he silly after saying you

30:11

fucking don't. I. Madness

30:13

states saw I'm say good at doing

30:15

advise you not really about i dislike

30:17

is of is it was nothing I

30:20

didn't. Realize like easy

30:22

to get it. I really had like pay for

30:24

my simple the units are in effect is not

30:26

gonna be easy big trust me you'll be so

30:28

great for you but miss rather than hundreds of

30:31

him down the line so tied him for other

30:33

I'd never plan B I you know he probably

30:35

will teach a lot of lesson from this. He

30:37

would have had some great memories a the eleven

30:39

years yes but you leave finally that that you

30:42

love that. And you be strong. I'm a

30:44

good memories and yeah, Like, let's give

30:46

you some tips. Does you gonna become

30:48

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30:51

goodbye thought Piece of eyes New Chapter

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four You complete He says south Hope

30:55

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30:57

person and says I to download a

31:00

sign Also waiting time of your life

31:02

where you're going to rediscover yourself as

31:04

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31:06

wife or his girlfriend which is what

31:08

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