Another day, another Bond, this time it's Pierced Johnson taking the lead.  For some reason this film took some explaining so it's a marathon long one.  I would advise a break in the middle, like console games and overly preachy cars tell you to do now, or maybe just go to bed and fall asleep to it.  It had all the ingredients for a great Bond: decent director, good lead, great supporting cast with Berry and Pike, the basics of a good script: so did all these mix together successfully?  Well, here's a clue - Madonna did the theme and has a cameo.

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