Nick and Jordan recap the Texans' gut-punch of a Week 1 loss to the New Orleans Saints (02:10-17:20), Yordan Alvarez's triple-deck home run (17:33-19:04), Dollar Dog Night at Minute Maid Park (20:42-23:30), "Throw It Back" etiquette (23:31-28:59) and Gerrit Cole's historic tear (29:00-31:15). Plus: An interview with special guest Ryan Lachaine (31:42), chef/owner of Riel Restaurant, which was just named the #1 restaurant in Houston by CultureMap. Parental discretion advised.