This episode the gang covers topics ranging from Martin Shkreli’s dedicated Harambe memeing, stupid reasons people have phoned emergency services and how to pretend to your new girlfriend’s parents you don’t know what a potato is. Also Elliot fails miserably to pronounce place names for about 4 minutes straight.

Teen girl calls 911 after parents ‘forced her’ to vacation with them

People are claiming to be Corbynite witches who’ve hexed Richard Branson

TIFU by enraging the parents of my girlfriend by pretending not to know what a potato is.

Martin Shkreli defending memeing Harambe on CBSN

Steff insert Will’s photo here

I live in Cincinnati. At my local high school football game a kid showed up in a gorilla suit and started dragging kids around.

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