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Hey, and welcome to What Future.
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I'm your host, Josh Wittapolski, and
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I would love to tell you that today on the show, we have a great
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guest.
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I would love to say that.
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I would love nothing more than to tell you that we had
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a great guest that's coming on and
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we're going to have such an interesting conversation about
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the media world because it's in tatters,
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it's been shattered, it is, it is scattered
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into the wind. Tucker Carlson gone,
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Don Lemon out, BuzzFeed closed,
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BuzzFeed News rather but unfortunately
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our guests couldn't make it. Who who I was going to talk to you about
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all that. I want to believe somebody
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really tragic came up, though I think it was just a just
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a tight booking situation and we couldn't
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make it work. But I mean, I don't want something
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tragic to have happened to the guests, obviously,
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just like a tragic event that prevented them
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from arriving at the studio
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in time or whatever. That's anyhow, let's
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not dwell on it. So we're gonna have to wing
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it. We're gonna have to do an episode where I don't know
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if I'm gonna be able to do it. Like, you know, the thing
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is, I don't have much to say, and
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I don't have a lot to talk about. I don't have very many
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opinions or positions on
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the day's news or what's happening
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in the world. So I think it'll be difficult,
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but I think it's possible. And and my
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producer, Lyra, who's
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here, I think, has agreed to help to
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jump in if if I'm drowning, has agreed
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to not jumping because that'd be a mistake, then we both
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be drowning in the water. But maybe has
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agreed to get a stick.
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Like a branch throw a life.
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I'm imagining you get like a dead
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like a tree has lost a large branch, and
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I'm drowning, and you're
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like, then you get the branch and you stick it out into the
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water, is my In my view, I guess that's more
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of a quicksand thing though really like seems
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like actually jumping in and saving me from drowning would be
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the right thing to do. So thanks for nothing, so
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Lyra Smith is here, and then Jenna. I don't know if Jenna's
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going to make it appearance. Jenna who's our supervising producer,
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Jenna Cagile. Now, Jenna doesn't like
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to I don't think she wants to be on air. I
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think I don't know she's got something to hide. We don't
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know that. We don't know the extent of it. But I
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don't know if she'll make an appearance or not. But at any rate,
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so we're going to try to get through. You have a lot to talk about.
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Why are you laughing, Lyra? You don't like
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am I putting on this pause.
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I can't see Jenna's face, so I don't know what
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she's thinking when you say.
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That
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she's happy. Actually she liked it. That's interesting.
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She's enjoying. And then I have stuff to hide.
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I have stuff.
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Because you do have stuff to hide. I know you had
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a troubled, very troubled teenage experience.
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I know you were kind of a bad kid.
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Well, Josh, it's funny that you say that, because that is
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what I wanted to ask you about.
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Oh okay, great.
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I said I had a question for
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Josh, non topical. It
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couldn't be less topical, actually,
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But then you made a reference
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to teenage years.
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I don't like. I do not like where this is going
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at all.
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You're the youngest person that
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I know of who dropped out of school,
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and I know a lot of people who dropped out of school.
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What does that mean when you mean I'm my current age is
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the young No?
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No, no, I mean you anybody you dropped
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out freshman year of high.
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School something like that. Yeah, that's
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right. That sounds right to my ninth grade? Is that freshman
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year?
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How? Yeah? I want to know
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this story. I feel like it's
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it's it's an important piece of
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the puzzle of who who
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Josh Chapolski is.
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Are you familiar with the government program
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known as mk Ultra?
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I am,
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Well, that's nothing to do with that, but it's a cool
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it's a cool thing that the government did really interesting
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experiments. So, uh,
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well, my brother and I had very troubled a
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school career. To be honest with you, My school
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problems began in I
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don't know, third grade or something, second
4:08
grade, third grade because my brother decided one day
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that he didn't want to go to school. My brother Eric, and
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I don't know if I'm exposing him, you know his narrative,
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but I'm going to talk about it because anyhow, So
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I was his little brother. You know, I was a little kid at
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the time. Maybe he was in I
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don't know, fifth grade, sixth grade, I'm not really sure. Whatever,
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whatever the distance was there, and he was like, I'm not going
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to school and was like very militant
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about it. And my parents,
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you know, I don't think my
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parents were well equipped for certain
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aspects of parenting, and I
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think that they didn't quite
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know how to counter this. Eric
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and I were very strong willed, strong willed children.
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I think we were like, we don't want to go to school,
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and they were like, uh, okay,
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maybe like for a little bit, but then
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you're gonna have to go back. And then over
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time that just became a bigger and bigger problem. And
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so I was in and out of a bunch of different schools. I mean,
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I had more time in than
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Eric did, I think. To be honest with you, but you
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know, one of the things about when you start to miss a
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lot of school when you're young is, uh, you
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know, the feeling of having missed and
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not being a part of all of it, and
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and feeling like bad
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about like not knowing people and not knowing
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what's going on, and like you've been out and it's gonna
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be weird and you get back like that kind of I think builds up
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over time. And nobody in
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my family came up with a great solution. This is the
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probably the most I've ever talked about, like the
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actual like familial situation that was
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going on. By the way, nobody really
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had a solution. We went to therapists, We had
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all kinds of There was like, you know, intervention from
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you know, people associated
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with like the Department of Education or whatever,
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you know, like people like you can't just not let your kids
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go to school. My mother's a school
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teacher, by the way, which is in another fascinating
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aspect of the story. She's retired
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now obviously, And uh yeah,
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you know, I don't know. I was also like a crazy night owl.
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Like personally, I think Eric slept pretty
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normally, but I didn't, so I would just stay
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up all night, like fucking around on my computer. I
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started like using the Internet when I was twelve,
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And this is in I don't
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know a year, was nineteen eighty nine or something
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like, with the internet barely existed nineteen
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ninety, like there was like a local service provider
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anyhow. The second I started meeting people on the Internet. I
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was like, who needs reality? I
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have like all these friends in Perth, Australia
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who are up in the middle of the night on
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the Internet.
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So you know, that.
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Became like kind of my whole world. That became
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my whole life is like talking to people on hanging
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out with people on the internet. And then school
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was like this afterthought. Yeah,
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by the time I hit ninth grade, it was kind of like a it was
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a non starter.
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It wasn't going well and.
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It's ninth grade. Is that the earliest that
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a person can remove
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from public.
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I don't know, Actually, I don't think the situation
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was like totally. I don't know what the like legal
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situation was, like, I mean, my parents didn't go to
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jail or something. You know, we weren't taken away from them,
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and perhaps that's white privilege. I don't know, Like,
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you know, maybe I experienced like a you
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know, they were like, hey, we're working on it, and everybody
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was like okay, fine. In other situations that might
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not have been the case. And I think
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about it from time to time. It
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is like, you know, a strange thing besides
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not learning certain things at a certain period
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in time, like it's like, school's good. Like I
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have a daughter who's in school, and like, I see
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the result of the school and I'm like, that's great.
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She's really learning important stuff. That's super
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good. But beyond that, I think
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my ability
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to socialize with other people and
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my level
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of I don't know about level of maturity, but
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just my aptitude for
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socializing was adversely
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affected, I would say, by not
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being in school a lot at
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a young age. And so I think I
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became a naturally, very somewhat
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antisocial person. Though I think a lot of people would claim
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I'm not antisocial. I
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seem like I'm not antisocial, but I think
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most of my socializing is a
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defense mechanism anyhow.
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So that's my story. I don't know if that's helpful to you
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at all, but it is.
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And then by nineteen right,
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we're like a working
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producer.
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Correct.
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Oh, around the same time I started fucking with the internet.
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My brother was a guitar player. He was taking
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like guitar lessons. At some point he got a synthesizer
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and a drum machine. I can't
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remember why, but he was not interested in them
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and he sort of discarded them. And I was like, oh, what are
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these what are these electronic devices
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and let me check those out? Because I was just a very
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Like all my life, I was just a very I'm
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trying to think of the best way to describe this. Oh, it was always
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very interested in like how
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things worked, and like electronic things, and like
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like I also a fairly
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weird kid, I guess, like I used to go and radio
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shacks don't exist anymore, but one of my favorite things to do
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when I was like a little kid, like six, my
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parents would take me to radio shack, and radio shacks
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sold all of these like parts, like these
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little motors and like switches
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and buzzers, and you could like basically
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connect them if you could figure it out,
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you could make them do dumb things like you could
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make the motor go and a light go off and a sound go off. They weren't
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kids, they were literally just like the parts. And
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I used to love to like get the parts
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and like put them together and make weird little like gadgets
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or contraptions or whatever, you know. So whatever
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that thing was was just a continuous part
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of my personality. So when
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I got ahold of the synthesizer and drum machine, I started
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making like weird computer music, like you
9:28
know what you see these people they're like it's
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like, there's a great documentary about this guy. It's
9:32
called in the Realms of the Unreal, I
9:34
believe is the name of it. It's narrated
9:36
by Dakota Fanning. It's super weird. Actually, it's
9:38
about this guy whose name is I want to say Henry Darger,
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but he like you know, made paintings for
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fifty years and wrote like a fifteen thousand
9:46
page like novel, like he's out of his mind.
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But like anyhow, I was like that like for
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music, Like I didn't really listen to music, didn't
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really like wasn't that interested in it, Like
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my touchsdoones for like music. When I was younger,
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I was like, I like the pet Shop Boys and the Jesus
10:00
Christ Superstar soundtrack, so like the real
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like wide range of the spectrum
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of musical interest there. Anyhow,
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So I took the keyboard and the drum machine. I
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started fucking around with them. Then eventually because
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of the Internet, So when I was
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on the Internet at like fifteen or sixteen or
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whatever, aim did not exist.
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The Internet that I used was like a command line
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to like things. You could visit on
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the Internet, and there were things you could do
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like once you were online. One of
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them was a thing called telnet, which was like
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a Unix function which dials into like
10:32
a server that somebody hosts. And there was a thing called
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v Rave, which was a virtual rave,
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which was like ravers would go into
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this like chat room. Basically they would tell
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net to a chat room and then
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you would talk to people. It's like just pure text and
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emojis, but not emojis like you know, like emoticons,
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like you know, like shit like that. It was like super
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duper like basic. Anyhow,
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so I met people and I ended up somehow
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in v Rave talking to people, and then I was like,
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oh, there's these things like I'm up all night. There's
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these things where people go out and listen
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to like insane electronic music all night long,
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and and so I started doing that when I was like sixteen
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or seventeen, and
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a bunch of people in Australia were actually ravers
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as well. And then I started
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making music like that
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was you know, like techno music and trans.
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And stuff like that.
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And then and then yeah,
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I think I was nineteen when I released my first record.
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I would go to Raves and I was sober. I was
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like the only sober person and for a long
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time, and people would be like what do you want. I'm like, I'm
11:28
not, this is just my personality and.
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Uh and so like I did a lot of.
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Like observing at raves, you know. I was like a lot of
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like just kind of like what's going on here. The
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first thing I did when I started going to raves was I thought like,
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oh, somebody should do like weird, Like
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there could be like cool weird visuals, and so of
11:44
course my gadget brain was like what if I bought
11:46
like twenty old TVs
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and I like set them up in like a grid and
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then got like live video mixing software
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on my computer and like did weird live psychedelic
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video mixing along to the music? So immediately
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I met some people who were throwing raised and I was like, Hey,
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have you guys ever thought about.
12:02
You know, having a weird visual thing
12:04
here? And they were like, sure, do that.
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And then I did that for a while, which was sort of my entry
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point to like making music and deejaying.
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So were you like working like
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a part time job during this?
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I had some odd jobs. I worked
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at a bank doing data entry
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for a little while, which I
12:33
found to be extremely,
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extremely boring. I
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worked for a very short period of time. I worked at a place
12:39
called Mailboxes et cetera, which is a it's
12:42
like a shipping store, and there was a
12:44
very old woman who ran it, who was like the meanest
12:47
person I've ever met in my entire life, and she
12:49
hated hated my guts and thought
12:51
I was I was terrible at my job, which is probably
12:53
true. I worked one day at a
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Blockbuster. That was maybe my first job was I
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worked one day at a Blockbuster. I thought working at Alockbuster
13:00
would be awesome until I got there and
13:02
realized what working into Blockbuster was like. And
13:04
I was like, actually, this is not good and I don't want
13:07
to be here.
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What was it like, because it still seems awesome
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to me.
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No, I was just like depressing, and there was like a lot
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of dumb work, like like rewinding
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videotapes, like like finding tapes that weren't
13:17
rewound and rewinding them, and like getting
13:19
mismatch tapes and boxes, and
13:22
you know, like checking people out who.
13:24
Were in a bad mood or whatever. It didn't want to be
13:26
nice to you.
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I was just you know, like any retail jobs
13:29
just monotonous bullshit where you get treated like crap
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by the customers. So
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I had some jobs like that. I've worked
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for a brief period of time as eighteen as a graphic
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designer at some graphic design firm in Pittsburgh,
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and that didn't work out because I didn't want to.
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I didn't want to do design for other people, like
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they're like, design this thing, and I was like, this
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is stupid and I hate it. I want to do my
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own thing. Of course, this is like the story of my life.
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Did you find it hard that you to get a job
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because you didn't have like a ged or
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like.
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No, never, I didn't find it hard
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to get a job.
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Actually, weirdly enough, I'm
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not even sure how I got a lot of these jobs that the design
14:04
one.
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I remember.
14:05
I think I a friend of mine worked at this
14:07
place. They did like real stuff like
14:09
for ads, and like they were an actual business,
14:11
like in an office building, and
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and I think I either I went
14:16
in there like one day they
14:18
would like needed some help with something, or I don't even remember
14:20
it. Maybe I like I got out of remember,
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but they saw some of my design. They were like this is really good,
14:24
Like, do you want to work here? And I was like, because I had been doing
14:26
like rave flyers and stuff like on the side,
14:28
anything related to computers I was doing, except
14:31
coding, which would have been the best thing to learn, which I never
14:33
did.
14:33
If I was smart, I.
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Would have learned to code, like like a
14:36
lot of people of that generation. But I was like,
14:38
everything you could do creative with a computer I was
14:40
interested in. But if it had anything to do with like numbers
14:43
or math or like frankly, just
14:45
learning something that didn't come naturally to me, I was
14:47
like, no, thank you.
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So then when did you move to New York?
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You know, if we're doing like my life story.
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So I started making music and djaying,
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but like I thought, everything I.
14:58
Made was terrible.
14:59
And and I met this DJ
15:02
guy named Duran who was a pretty popular DJ
15:04
from the West Coast. Duran Chambers is his name.
15:06
He co ran a record label
15:09
on the West Coast called Rampant Records,
15:12
and he knew this guy at a label
15:14
called Fragrant Records. These were, like, you know,
15:16
fairly well known, like trance or techno
15:19
labels. Any I gave him one of
15:21
my tapes and I was apparently he told me the story
15:23
many many years later, maybe months
15:25
later. I can't remember how long the delay was, but I gave him
15:27
a tape and I was like, I think we were at a party
15:30
in Detroit. By the way, this is the kind of thing like on
15:32
a regular basis, I would be in like Detroit or Baltimore
15:34
or like Cleveland or wherever, like just traveling
15:37
to go to a rave or DJing or just hanging out.
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And I gave him a tape. We were in like Detroit.
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Detroit raves were interesting too, because it was like when
15:44
Detroit was like really like fairly
15:46
like it was pretty could be pretty scary, like
15:49
just like it was pretty run down,
15:51
and I mean still is to some extent. But I
15:53
just remember being there. I think one of the parties we were at, they
15:55
were like, oh, yeah, we have snipers on the roof to make
15:57
sure Nobe tries to steal like get out of here
16:00
with like our money. I was like, that seems like
16:02
a bad scene. It's like a bad
16:05
vibe for the for the rave.
16:07
But anyhow, also, don't really trust the snipers.
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Yeah, I don't know, It's like maybe
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it was just a story that they were telling everybody,
16:15
but at any rate. I think I gave him a tape in Detroit and I was
16:17
like, this is apparently. I was like, this is terrible
16:19
and not really finished, and like it's not good. You shouldn't
16:21
listen to it. But here's some songs I've been working on. And
16:23
he was like, I put it on a
16:25
shelf. I was like, the guy said this was terrible and I'm not
16:27
listening to it. So for many months,
16:29
I guess didn't listen to it, and then turned
16:32
out he liked it. And that's how I started. So
16:34
it was very random, like I wasn't like trying that
16:36
hard anyhow. So then I put out a
16:38
record on Fragrant or
16:41
Rampant. Maybe I did a remix for them. I
16:43
think I was like nineteen years old something like
16:45
that, probably eighteen nineteen, somewhere
16:47
in that range.
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Can I just ask like, if you're nineteen and then all this stuff
16:50
was happening, did you feel lucky? Like, what's the
16:52
feeling?
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I felt nothing?
16:55
I felt what's the feeling? The feeling
16:57
was like no, no, no, no, no,
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I mean people do who when you're doing that? You're not
17:02
like, Wow, I'm so lucky. You're just kind of like
17:04
I want to do this thing and now oh I can do it, and
17:06
you're like, oh, well, no, what else I could do like that? At least
17:08
that's for me. I was like, Oh, I'm doing
17:10
a thing now, like that's cool, Like let me do more
17:12
of that or let me try some other thing or whatever,
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you know. For me, it was just like a rolling, like
17:18
creative rolling, like what
17:20
what am I interested in doing? What's like satisfying
17:23
to me creatively? And then actually the thing about
17:25
the demo tape was I knew people
17:27
who were like really aggressively like mailing
17:29
tapes out and like promoting themselves,
17:31
and like I do not have like the promotion gene
17:33
like I think you guys even experience this now where I'm
17:36
like even a little cagey about like putting
17:38
a clip from the show on like Instagram
17:40
or I'm not like I'm like, ah, is that great? Like do I want
17:42
to put It's kind of like I don't really love like self
17:44
promotion, so I was like actually
17:46
not working very hard at promoting
17:48
myself, which is why like it
17:51
seemed like a weird fluke that anybody even
17:53
ever listened to the tape.
17:54
So before I moved to New York.
17:56
I moved to Philadelphia, but this was like many years
17:58
after, And in fact, somebody just said me an
18:00
interview that I did in the year two thousand
18:03
in a magazine. They
18:05
sent me a picture of the of the
18:07
interview because they had clipped it. And first
18:09
off, I come off like a complete asshole in
18:11
the interview, like I sound like the biggest asshole
18:14
in the world, like just a total jerk,
18:16
and like with a bad sense of humor. I
18:18
mean, maybe the writer wanted it to be that
18:20
way, but I'm like, oh yeah, this, God, I sound
18:23
so annoying. Also, I shit
18:25
on Pittsburgh in the interview. I say that people can't read
18:27
there because I had just moved to Philadelphia, and I make
18:29
some I think I was trying to be funny, like in
18:32
a way that does not translate in print.
18:34
And I think, of course, now I have to say what it
18:37
was like twenty yeah, something like that. They were like,
18:39
how's Philadelphia to Pittsburgh, And I was like,
18:42
well, at least people can read here, And I think, like
18:44
the joke was. It wasn't like
18:46
I didn't think people in Pittsburgh couldn't read. It was just
18:48
like a funny thing to say, because like
18:50
they're pretty much the same. They're pretty similar, you
18:52
know, in a lot of ways. I remember people
18:54
being mad about that in Pittsburgh, but I didn't care
18:56
because I was on my way to the big time, to
18:59
the big city. I moved to Philadelphia for a couple
19:01
of years because a bunch of my friends had moved there,
19:03
and I found Philadelphia
19:05
to be Uh.
19:08
Maybe I've talked about this with you before.
19:09
I don't know if I have Lyra or Jenna, but
19:12
you know, I'm not a spiritual person. I'm not a
19:14
big religious person or believer
19:17
in things like luck or Jinx's or you
19:20
know what, you know, cosmic phenomena that
19:22
can't be explained.
19:23
But I do think it's.
19:23
Possible that Philadelphia is a locus of
19:25
evil on the planet. It's kind
19:28
of like the Bermuda Triangle, like just a spot on
19:30
the planet where dark, very dark situations
19:32
occur. I had a very bad time in Philadelphia.
19:35
I understand now, like it's like kind
19:37
of everybody's like loves Philadelphia and apparently it's
19:39
great. I have no ill will towards the city,
19:41
but there was a period where I was like I got
19:43
to get the fuck out of Philadelphia. Anyhow, my brother
19:45
moved to New York because he had moved to Philadelphia too
19:48
after I had, and then he
19:50
moved to New York. And then I came to visit him
19:52
and we went to a restaurant which is still
19:54
in business called Diner.
19:56
You know, diner, Lyra, Where is it in New York.
19:58
It's in Williamsburg.
19:59
It's on oh, the one, right
20:01
off the first stop on the L.
20:04
Yeah, yeah, diner.
20:05
Yeah. I had my first date across the street
20:07
from it with Nick Turner.
20:09
There you go.
20:10
So I came to visit
20:12
Eric and he's like, you
20:14
gotta go to diner. They have a great burger and I'm like, okay,
20:16
because it's very this is Williamsburg in the
20:19
two thousand.
20:20
I don't what's two thousand and two.
20:21
It's like very recently post nine to eleven,
20:24
and so New York's weird, very
20:26
interesting vibe in New York, very weird.
20:28
Interesting.
20:29
Like for me, it was like, oh, like
20:31
I want to be here. This is this
20:33
is where it all happens. This is the terrorists
20:35
are going to strike. They're going to strike here, So this is
20:38
where to be.
20:38
Did you meet Laura in New York.
20:41
No, but hold on a second. I went to diner.
20:43
And the thing with diner is that every
20:45
waitress who worked there, at least from what
20:47
I could tell, was like unbelievably
20:50
flirty. And of course I had some horrible relationship
20:52
in Philadelphia and had been like broken up with and
20:54
felt really bad.
20:55
And I was like flirted with heavily by
20:57
the waitress. And I think just not for.
20:58
Any other reason other than it, would you
21:00
know, guarantee a good tip from the
21:03
you know, four dumb dudes who were at the table or whatever.
21:05
And I was like, oh my god, I gotta move to New York.
21:07
It's all happening here, Like beautiful,
21:10
cosmopolitan ladies are flirting with me at the
21:12
restaurant.
21:12
You know, the burger is great. Like literally
21:15
it was like that.
21:15
It was like something as simple as like WHOA,
21:18
this feels better. You asked me a question.
21:20
What was the question?
21:21
Did you meet Laura in New York? No?
21:23
I met Laura.
21:24
I mean, there's a fast forward here to this story.
21:27
But my brother and I ended up having a
21:29
studio music studio in New York, and we
21:31
had a band, but we also were producing different
21:33
bands like Chick Chick Chick we made a record
21:36
with and some other bands.
21:37
And I saw them, Oh really, yeah,
21:39
they're great.
21:40
We made a record called Mythtakes with them, which I
21:42
believe todate is their highest reviewed record
21:44
on Pitchfork. So that's all my doing, undoubtedly.
21:48
But anyhow, but so we were doing
21:50
that for a while and then a friend of ours
21:52
brought He was like, my friend has a band
21:54
and they want to make a record. Can I bring them to the
21:56
studio? And they came up from Pittsburgh and
21:59
it was is this guy, John de Zubin's
22:01
band and John is Laura's brother, And
22:05
we produced their record and then we
22:07
went back to Pittsburgh. This
22:09
is the summer of two thousand, I want to say four
22:11
or five, for they had a record release
22:14
party for their record that we produced, and that
22:17
is like technically where Laura and I met, though
22:19
she claims there was an earlier encounter
22:21
at our friend's house where we were
22:23
on his porch and she was having a cigarette
22:25
and I told her that smoking was really bad for
22:27
you and she should quick because she's going to get cancer, which
22:30
like absolutely sounds like my move,
22:33
so like Byboove
22:35
would have been to just say whatever was on my mind, usually
22:38
something negative to whoever, especially
22:41
if it was a cute girl. Edihow, so,
22:44
you know, nagging, very good flirt technique.
22:46
I think we all know very.
22:47
Much you were the original.
22:49
But uh yeah, that's that's
22:51
a long time ago to now.
22:53
So then did she move to New York?
22:55
Yes, well we started dating.
22:57
We started a long distance love affair,
22:59
and then I was like, why don't you come visit me? And
23:01
oh, I should mention like her boyfriend at the
23:03
time was the drummer in John's band, so who
23:05
was also named Josh and was also like a tall guy with a
23:07
beard. So I'm not going to read too much into it. But you
23:10
know, let's just say I've spent some
23:12
time in therapy discuss it. No, I haven't, but
23:15
tough guys don't go to therapy. Tough guys
23:17
like myself. Laura and I actually
23:19
began a relationship on MySpace. To be honest
23:21
with you, like if I can date the whole thing
23:24
for a second. We sent a lot of messages
23:26
to each other on MySpace and then I was like, you
23:28
should come visit, you know, come to New York for a weekend
23:30
or something. And then she came to New York and
23:32
we had a great time, and she went
23:34
back and I was like, look, there's no way I'm going
23:36
to be successful in a long distance relationship.
23:38
You should just move here and live
23:41
with me. And that's
23:43
what we did. That's what we
23:45
did.
23:46
Wow.
23:46
And one year later we were engaged and one
23:48
year later we were married.
23:50
Wow.
23:51
We got married at the Carnegie
23:53
Museum of History or whatever in Pittsburgh.
23:56
Well, actually, I didn't want to.
23:57
Ever have a wedding, and then Laura told me that you could rent
23:59
the museum and that there was a possibility
24:01
of doing getting married in like the dinosaur.
24:04
Whatever, but it was under construction.
24:06
We got married in the whole of North American Wildlife, and
24:08
we had our reception in the
24:10
Hall of Architecture, which was like all of these recreations
24:12
of giant famous pieces of like you know,
24:14
like Roman columns
24:17
and things like that. Anyhow, it's
24:19
fun. That was a fun time. It was a fun
24:21
time. It was also a time when like we were like, how
24:23
are we going to pay for this? Because we paid
24:25
for it ourselves and it was like, I
24:28
don't know, it was like several thousand dollars, but
24:30
like it was not like it, Like now it seems
24:33
like wow, like that should not as
24:35
stressed as hot as much.
24:35
As it did.
24:36
But it was like a lot of money at the time. Like
24:38
now that I'm like grown up, I'm like, oh, it's not that bad.
24:40
But like at the time, I was like, what are we doing?
24:43
Well? You didn't have the comparison
24:46
to like the thirty thousand, forty thousand dollars weddings
24:48
as like the norm.
24:50
No, I didn't have any comparison because I'd never
24:52
spent a second thinking about weddings at all,
24:54
except that I didn't want one.
24:55
I didn't want to have one.
24:56
It's kind of like how I thought about poodles, Like I thought
24:58
poodles came with that hair dial like I thought
25:01
when I was a kid, did I already
25:03
talk about this? We had We
25:05
got a poodle when I was a kid. His name was Fletch. My
25:07
mother had had poodles when she was growing up. We wanted a
25:09
dog really badly, so we went shopping for
25:12
dogs, and but like before we went, I was like, I
25:14
don't want a poodle because I thought poodles
25:16
came with those I thought they were like genetically
25:20
had those ball like haircuts, you know,
25:22
like I didn't realize that that was It's
25:24
so funny the way kids minds worked.
25:26
But I didn't realize that that was like a choice.
25:28
And then we started like looking at dogs, and I like,
25:30
you know, we eventually found like some dogs
25:32
and we were like, we really love them, and we were playing with them, and
25:35
I was like, is this a poodle, because
25:37
like I kind of had like a feelid.
25:39
Then of course I.
25:40
Realized that the poodles don't have tom don't
25:42
have to have that haircut. But also we realized
25:44
that poodles are very ill tempered dogs. And
25:47
and Fletch was very, very cruel,
25:49
but every member of the family. No, he was fine, very
25:51
smart. He figured how to open his crate from
25:53
the inside. He could open his cage and get
25:55
out. He set off our motion alarm all
25:57
the time. It's fun stuff.
25:59
We've digressed.
26:10
So then when did you get into journalism.
26:13
It's funny you.
26:14
Should ask that my brother and I were running
26:16
the studio. We were producing bands,
26:18
and then uh, this website
26:20
and gadget had a call for which I
26:22
read all the time. You know, I was like a nerd, so I was reading
26:24
all like the tech blogs and stuff like that, and
26:28
they had an open call for writers, like every once in a while
26:30
they'd be like, you know, hey, we're looking for
26:32
writers. Are you do you want to freelance for us?
26:34
Like do you want to write blog posts? And I was like that would
26:36
be fun, maybe I could do that, And
26:41
you know, I sent like a submission like I'm like, hey.
26:43
I'd like to write for you.
26:44
Here's like whatever they asked for example,
26:46
posts or something, and then like pretty quickly like
26:48
ended up like doing that and then so
26:50
at night.
26:51
Like it in writing
26:53
things as you were going or.
26:55
You know, I'd written a couple I'd written a couple of reviews,
26:58
like for like magazines, like very
27:01
basic stuff, you know, mixed mag or somebody
27:03
would be like, hey, do you want to do like a guest review
27:05
of like a.
27:05
Record or something.
27:06
I'm like sure, And it would be like, you know, a very small but
27:08
like not like on a regular basis, like I did like two of them
27:10
or three of them or something.
27:11
No, I hadn't been writing at all.
27:12
I had, so then I had to write stuff in order
27:15
to do this, like to
27:17
send in samples, you had to like write news. Yeah.
27:19
I think it was like do a writing sample or
27:21
like do you know it was like pick a story and
27:23
write a blog post about it or something.
27:26
I remember at the time, I was like really into
27:29
palm devices. Do you remember palm pilots.
27:31
Well, they had phones, right, they'd like and there was
27:33
like a leak of like.
27:34
There was some new Palm phone and I remember
27:36
like I found it on some weird forum and I
27:38
like brought it to the people at you know, I brought to
27:40
like the editor, and I think they were like
27:42
impressed that I had gone like and gone with
27:45
splunking for like this you know, leaked photo
27:47
or something and anyhow, So, yeah, so I started
27:49
working there like part time, just like you know, writing
27:51
blog posts.
27:52
You know. I was edited and worked with like the people
27:54
who would.
27:55
Work there for a while and and then like
27:57
so so by day I was producing music and by night
27:59
I was you know writing, Like there
28:01
was a pretty good period of time.
28:02
This is in like the.
28:03
Heyday of like original blogging, where I would
28:05
write like ten blog
28:07
posts a day and I was paid eleven
28:09
dollars a post. Like, so I was like, this
28:12
is pretty good money if I can write like ten
28:14
of these, you know, and they're like, yeah,
28:17
you know.
28:17
Three to five hundred word like very
28:20
bloggy.
28:22
Just it was just fucking very random,
28:24
like about tech stuff by gadgets and whatever. Anyhow,
28:26
So I did that for a while and then and then they were like, this is
28:28
you're doing great. Do you want to work here full time?
28:31
And I thought, like I did?
28:33
I mean I did because I liked it a lot, and also
28:35
like the music business sucks, like it sucks
28:37
like being a producer unless you
28:39
are this is of course a different era, but like
28:42
I wasn't doing okay,
28:44
but it's just a tough racket.
28:46
You got to chase people down for money, and
28:48
unless you're having like huge success, you
28:50
know, it's very
28:52
tough, very tough to make a living at it.
28:54
So I was like, yeah, I'll do that full
28:56
time. And then a year later I was the
28:59
editor in chief. Wow,
29:02
a lot of my stories are like
29:04
a lot of my stories shill learn.
29:05
Why do you think this is? Like I'm
29:07
hearing this and I'm thinking, do you not
29:10
watch TV?
29:11
What do you mean? Like I mean not really,
29:13
no, I don't. I mean not a lot, but.
29:15
Like it feels like you've spent
29:17
a lot of time filling your days with
29:19
like actual productive activity
29:22
without thinking of it as being
29:25
productive.
29:26
No, right, just no, all my activities were purely
29:29
pleasurable for me. You know, I've basically
29:31
tried to gravitate towards things that I found enjoyable
29:34
to do and interesting, like creatively
29:36
and intellectually.
29:38
So no, I mean I didn't think.
29:40
I don't I'm not a.
29:42
Big planner or like a big like let me
29:44
step back and admire the view of what is
29:46
going on. It's more like, you know, I'm just doing just
29:48
moving forward towards the thing, whatever that
29:50
thing is.
29:51
And but you've been.
29:52
Able to be successful in all the things,
29:54
which is like impressive, like the stuff
29:57
that you're interested in, you find like very
30:00
quick success.
30:01
Yeah, well I think I just I'm very tall,
30:04
So I think people are just intimidated. I just show
30:06
up and they're like, just don't mess this guy's big,
30:08
who knows what he's gonna do.
30:09
No, I don't know.
30:10
It is interesting like like when I joined when I joined
30:13
NGADGA full time, I got
30:15
very immersed in doing it, and I became very quickly
30:17
like very good at I think what I was doing.
30:19
And then you know, began like leveled
30:22
up a bit, like became an editor of other people
30:24
like pretty quickly. And then what happened was
30:26
like about a year or a year and a half something like something
30:28
like a year a year and a half after I joined full time,
30:31
the editor who was there was leaving to go do
30:33
something new, and there was this like kind
30:36
of weird like nobody seemed to know
30:38
what was going to happen because he had been there
30:40
for like a really long time, guy named
30:42
Ryan Block, and you know, because it was
30:44
owned by AOL and AOL sucked
30:47
and they always manage things badly and
30:49
to like extinction, and there
30:51
was a feeling of like who's going to take over
30:54
now or who's going to run this that can like carry
30:56
the baton or whatever. And
30:59
I was like, hey, like I
31:01
think I'd be good at this. And I
31:03
talked to like other people there and I was like, hey, would
31:05
you guys be if I was like put myself forward
31:07
to like do this, would you be into it?
31:09
And people are like yes? And then it was so it was kind
31:11
of like we sort of came
31:14
up with a plan like as a as a group,
31:16
and I mean it was my somewhat
31:18
my plan, I guess, but you know, it
31:20
just felt like there was a vacuum there and we should be
31:23
mindful of like filling it the right way or
31:25
whatever.
31:25
And that was that, Like
31:28
it is odd. I don't know.
31:29
I think it's probably a lot of this has
31:31
to do with I just like probably
31:34
to in some ways negative
31:37
way. But I'm very blunt. I've been very blunt
31:39
and very straightforward with people about like what
31:41
I want or like what I would
31:43
like to do, and if not
31:45
straightforward with them like verbally, just like
31:47
straightforward about like what it is I
31:49
am doing and enjoy doing. I
31:52
don't have a lot of friends, but like I became
31:54
very close with the people that I work with, Like I've always
31:56
been very close to the people that I work with, and
31:58
and I like value those relationships
32:01
and like this is a weird especially as a boss
32:03
to be like, because I am a boss of people and have been
32:05
for a while, but like to be like, well, I think
32:07
of those people as my friends because at the end of the day, like I'm
32:10
like a manager and they are people who work
32:12
at a company. But I also feel like just
32:15
surrounding yourself with good people and getting to work with
32:17
them is is really important. So
32:19
I haven't I didn't invest a lot of time in like I
32:22
don't know what other other people do.
32:24
I don't know, socializing or.
32:25
Going out and enjoying life, watching
32:27
movies, Like I've done some of that obviously,
32:29
but I've spent a lot of time like doing
32:32
the work the thing that I'm working at, because the thing that I'm
32:34
working at is usually like the
32:37
fun thing and the good thing, and I
32:39
get to hang out with cool people and do it with people
32:41
that are interesting and you know, fun
32:43
to talk to and work with and create
32:45
with.
32:45
So and then what year is that that you're
32:47
editor in chief of in Gadget.
32:49
Two thousand and eight nine? Maybe?
32:51
So, then when does box happen?
32:54
Well?
32:55
Okay, So there was a guy named Marty Mo who
32:57
worked at AOL who was like in charge
33:00
of the media brands
33:02
there. And Marty is
33:04
this guy he had like a really big vision for
33:07
a really bold media brand,
33:09
like if we like expand these
33:11
franchises that we have, like end Gadget was one
33:13
of our brands, and there were some other things, you know, when
33:16
AOL News was sort of like a still a thing and kind
33:18
of taking more of a shape. This is before hoftingon
33:20
post or any of that. Because I remember AOL bought
33:22
Hofftington Post, so
33:24
Marty and I became buddies like after I you
33:27
know, started running end Gadget,
33:29
and we sort of like were like, Hey, wouldn't it be
33:31
cool if we could expand this, Like wouldn't be cool if we could
33:33
like make this bigger and more bold
33:35
and try some new things and like do more video
33:38
and do this, you know, like basically the verge.
33:40
Like we were like, it'd be cool if that, but that
33:42
didn't exist right, Like we didn't have budget, we couldn't
33:44
hire people, we didn't have like any ability to like
33:46
make really interesting choices
33:49
about like the product and things like that. So
33:51
we took it to the to the people who
33:53
ran AOL, where like would you be open
33:55
to investing money? Like this thing's all was
33:57
really successful, and we were like, would you
33:59
be a into investing like a little bit more money
34:01
in it so we could.
34:02
Make it like a huge like a huge business.
34:05
And they were like no, like we're not
34:07
going to invest in fact, we're probly going to do some layoff
34:09
soon or whatever, you know, And so we
34:11
were like fuck this, like fuck that, like we should
34:14
go just do it. Like we were talking on the phone one
34:16
night. I think I said something like, God, I wish we could just
34:18
like take n gadget like out of the company
34:20
and just run it on its own. And
34:22
then we were like, oh, wait, like maybe
34:24
we can like or maybe we can just like see
34:27
if other people would want to do that, and maybe there's somewhere
34:29
to like build something new, or maybe we could build something
34:31
from scratch or whatever, and that like kind
34:33
of snowballed into we met Marty
34:35
knew this guy named Jim Bankoff. Jim Bankoff was running
34:38
a website called ESB Nation, which was a
34:40
network of fan run
34:42
sports blogs and it had grown
34:45
to like a pretty big size, but it was like
34:47
all sports focus. And we met
34:49
with him and they had a really cool CMS, which
34:51
is the content management system. They had a really cool
34:53
like technology that they were building
34:55
to like publish like on the
34:57
Internet. And I thought that was really interesting,
35:00
and we had a lot of very similar ideas about
35:02
like the future of media on the Internet,
35:04
and you know, if we could bring the right
35:06
people over and build something, like could we build
35:09
something together? And that's that's how Vox started,
35:11
really, and they had this like sports
35:13
focused thing and we brought in not
35:15
everybody but a lot of people from Engadget,
35:17
but then from other places as well, and we started
35:19
building you know, the verge, which would become like
35:22
the first that was like the first, like vox
35:24
brand. So that's how that started. I mean
35:26
it's obviously there's a lot of complicated pieces
35:29
of that.
35:29
But yeah,
35:32
this is not topical.
35:33
But this is I said
35:36
it wasn't topical.
35:37
This is interesting interesting. I don't usually talk
35:39
just about myself. Of course, I love doing it.
35:41
It's great, very enjoyable to me to just
35:43
talk about how cool I am and all the great stuff I've
35:45
done.
35:46
Well, I've been wanting to piece these bits
35:48
together.
35:49
Does it make Is it making any sense?
35:51
Yeah, it's making a lot of sense.
35:53
I've had people come up to me and be like, you know when
35:55
we've done events and stuff and say like how do I how
35:57
would I do what you've done? Or like what like
35:59
do you have any advice? And I'm kind of like, actually, like
36:01
I would only have the shittiest advice that I would
36:03
never give anybody, Like definitely wouldn't
36:05
tell anybody to do what I did, Like, yeah, drop out, don't go
36:07
to any school. Just drop out of
36:09
school as soon as you can and
36:12
fuck around with whatever you enjoy and he'll
36:14
probably get successful doing it or whatever, you know. But
36:16
like it is like a very strange thing.
36:19
By the way, I think I should clarify here because
36:21
I said it before. My mother is a school teacher. My father
36:24
sold snack foods. That was his main
36:27
job. He literally had a van that he would
36:29
drive around. He like distributed snack foods
36:31
to like local delis and like corner
36:33
stores. Like I would not say it was a large
36:36
business. Think he made less money
36:38
than my mother, who was a school teacher. So like very
36:41
aggressively middle class parents,
36:43
like aggressively middle class existence.
36:46
You know.
36:46
It's like Tucker Carlton, for instance, heir
36:48
to the I believe, like the Swanson Chicken
36:50
fortune or something right, Like Tucker Carlson
36:52
could do whatever he wanted and never worry.
36:54
About the consequence.
36:55
It's like like Spike Jones, very talented guy,
36:57
but also like I'm pretty sureless like the heir to
36:59
like the Spiegel fortune, and like remember
37:02
the Spiegel catalog. I don't know if you do, but
37:04
anyhow, I'm pretty sure that's his family. By the way, I'm
37:06
not saying I'm Tucker Carlson or Spike Jones level.
37:08
They are just the first two that popped into my mind. Nobody
37:11
in my family was a journalist. Nobody in
37:13
my family made music except for my brother,
37:16
but he made like indie rock and he still makes
37:18
music. But it wasn't like there was some thing like
37:20
this is the family business or like
37:23
you're rich, so don't worry.
37:24
And it doesn't even have to be that. It's just
37:26
having this the money right,
37:29
right, you don't have to want to do
37:31
the exact same thing that your parents did
37:33
to get a leg up if you have.
37:35
Right, No, no, no, I mean yeah, we didn't have. In fact, like
37:37
my parents talk to me all the time. They tell us all
37:39
the time about how we were we like put them
37:41
in debt and you know, like they had to support
37:43
us for longer because we didn't have like you know, we
37:46
didn't go to college and we didn't have I was like, well, we didn't
37:48
go to college, Like so that saved you some money, right, like
37:50
for sure, like you know, but like they
37:52
are like, oh, we have so much debt because of you too,
37:54
which is like actually very rude because like I
37:56
didn't tell them to be parents, Like that's not my fault,
37:58
Like I wasn't in sharp. They're like all the time, they're
38:01
like, oh you were, say
38:03
you were impossible, and I'm like, I was nine,
38:05
Like I wasn't in charge. I don't know why you let
38:07
me make decisions. Like Laura and I have
38:09
talked about this. She was the first person who was like, you know, it's
38:11
pretty weird actually how your parents like blame
38:14
you for like not going to school
38:16
when like, for sure, like that was their job
38:19
to deal with, like they needed to deal with
38:21
that, you know, And I see it now like Zeldason
38:23
days is like I don't want to go, and
38:25
I'm like I.
38:26
Get it, I get it, but you're fucking going.
38:28
You're going to school, Like it sucks sometimes
38:31
to get up and go, but you just got to do it.
38:33
Like I definitely see very clearly,
38:35
like the things that you're supposed
38:37
to do that are hard as a parent
38:39
or whatever.
38:40
Not to say I'm a good parent or perfect parent rather,
38:42
but anyhow, fucking
38:45
so. Yeah, So I didn't come from money and I have a silver
38:47
spoon in my mouth. I'm not saying I was like we were broke
38:50
or anything. We weren't.
38:50
People are way worse off than my parents were. You
38:53
know, and I can't look
38:55
at it and not go I'm like a tall white guy, a
38:57
natural fit in a lot of environments for like who's
38:59
the boss supposed to be? Right, like just in
39:01
the modern era where we are all hopefully
39:04
I was trying to think more about shit like that. It
39:06
of course is like a factor, but it never occurred
39:08
to me at the time. I wasn't like, wow, I should because
39:11
because the thing is like I usually end up in rooms with
39:13
people who are way better on paper than I
39:15
am, like most of the rooms I end up in to
39:18
this day. And this is interesting
39:21
but also like very weird for me, as
39:23
like people who are really well educated
39:25
and do come from money and have
39:27
had like all of the advantages and
39:29
and I don't begrudge that or
39:31
anything. It's just it's very weird to me because
39:33
I don't feel like those. I'm not part of that club.
39:35
Like I'm not.
39:36
I didn't go to a good school, I don't have a great network,
39:39
you know, my family doesn't have money. And there
39:41
was definitely no guarantee
39:43
or not even close to it.
39:44
There was.
39:45
Actually all of the guarantees based
39:47
on my schooling and stuff were sort of like you're
39:49
going to fail in like a hundred different
39:52
ways in life and be like really fucked
39:54
up because of it. And so I
39:57
think about that, you know, quite
39:59
a bit, especially when I'm like talking
40:01
to people about things that I feel like I.
40:02
Shouldn't know about, you
40:04
know.
40:05
I mean, I'm not like gonna say I have imposter syndrome
40:07
or whatever, like, because I know I'm
40:09
an impostor.
40:10
I don't. It's not a syndrome. It's real.
40:13
But you know, but rooms like now, sometimes I'm
40:15
like looking at spreadsheets of insane like
40:17
I'm looking like a P and L and I'm like, why
40:19
do I even know what a P and L is? Like I'm a fucking
40:21
high school dropout.
40:33
Anyhow.
40:33
Just goes to show, you know, if you follow your passions
40:36
and you work hard enough, amazing
40:40
things can occur.
40:40
I disagree with that just because you and I
40:43
have like such It's so interesting
40:45
to hear you say this because you and I have very similar My
40:47
mom.
40:48
Was a teacher, my dad was a chid Gee. Guy,
40:50
I'm sharing about myself.
40:51
Okay, yeah, right, that's right.
40:53
I love the mystery of Jenna and
40:55
here we go.
40:56
We were like very middle class and
40:58
I also went into juggle.
41:00
But I was not tall and I'm
41:02
not a man.
41:03
Yeah, and I am nowhere. You're as successful
41:05
as.
41:06
You are, Jenna. That is
41:08
the only quality that I have. That was
41:10
it just my tallness and being a man.
41:12
And no, I mean, look, that's what I'm
41:14
saying, is it's a I don't want to say its a fluke.
41:16
I don't think it's a fluke. I don't think it's luck.
41:18
Although if I believed in luck, I might
41:20
say, Wow, I've been really lucky.
41:22
I don't think it's luck either. But it
41:25
almost sounds to me And I'm only just hearing
41:27
all this stuff for the first time. You're just telling me
41:29
this for the first time.
41:30
What's your review? We've never talked about this at all before.
41:32
And I'm like absolutely looking at it
41:34
through the lens of me
41:38
and having like, I mean,
41:40
my major disability in life, or
41:42
my major adversity in life is
41:44
insane neuroticism and anxiety.
41:48
And it almost sounds like the
41:51
lack of concern for
41:55
what could go wrong, Yes, five
41:57
years down the line, ten years, what am I going
41:59
to be doing in twenty years? The lack
42:02
of like fear of
42:04
that and like concern it
42:07
sounds like helped you focus
42:09
on what you really wanted
42:11
to get good at and that and you got good
42:14
at it.
42:14
You know, no, but you're right.
42:16
But here's the interesting thing, the flip side of
42:18
that, and this is like to my detriment,
42:21
the thing with me is I have two qualities
42:23
that that I believe, like to your point
42:26
that the thing you're talking about can be amazing
42:29
and helpful, but are also like wildly
42:31
destructive. One is like any
42:33
problem at all, think
42:36
of anything, doesn't matter if it's small, like this
42:38
door knob is broken, or let's
42:41
start a media business and raise ten
42:43
million dollars, like I'll go, why,
42:46
well, like why couldn't I? Like why couldn't I?
42:49
I have a tendency to go. I would
42:51
describe it as like I would say optimism,
42:53
but it's probably not that it's something
42:55
else where. I'll just my thinking is in any
42:58
situation like, well, why couldn't it work? I think a
43:00
lot of people, or it is a very
43:02
natural thing to go like here are all the ways it
43:04
And by the way, I actually can be very negative about stuff.
43:07
I can actually be very critical of things. But
43:09
like when it comes to like a thing I want to do, or think
43:11
I can do. My immediate
43:13
thought is like, well why can I or why shouldn't
43:16
I be able to, which is like obviously built
43:18
up over years of like not just because I've done it,
43:20
but it is just my mode. It is like
43:22
if it's broken, why can't it be fixed? Like
43:24
if it isn't done, why couldn't I do it? If it's
43:26
like, why couldn't it be me? And this
43:28
is I'm not saying it's to sound like a jerk
43:31
or egotistical or whatever. And I'm not saying it's
43:33
even a great quality because it means that sometimes I
43:35
do things that are like really
43:37
don't end up that great and little
43:40
things in big things, you know, like
43:42
the other day I installed a microwave, but
43:45
I had never done that before, and
43:47
like, you know, there was a period during it
43:49
and I'm still like every day I'm like, well, it's still hanging
43:52
there, like it's still on the wall, like, but
43:54
there was a period in the middle of it where I was like I'm
43:56
in over my head, like I don't actually
43:58
know how to finish this thing, And then
44:00
even bigger things like where I'm like fuck this, I'm quitting
44:03
this job and I'll go start my own thing, and like, who
44:05
cares?
44:05
Who cares how well I'm being paid? Who cares that?
44:07
Like I would be on Easy Street for the rest of my
44:09
life if I just stayed here and said, Okay, whatever
44:12
you guys want to do what, I'm fine with. But instead
44:14
I'm like, fuck this, I'm gonna build my own thing, or I'm
44:16
gonna make my own way, or I'm gonna do it the
44:18
way I want to do it, and that can be you know,
44:20
that can have like real world consequences.
44:23
And then I'm like, you know, I'm just very impulsive,
44:25
Like I'm just very prone to just
44:29
do a thing, not just even the
44:31
processing of like why not.
44:33
I think these things are positives. They
44:35
could go bad, and
44:39
I'm sure they have at different points, but overall,
44:42
it sounds like it sounds like a
44:44
good way to think about things that you want to do.
44:46
I did an interview with Kasey Nystad, who we should
44:48
have on the show. I had him on my own podcast,
44:50
and he's also a high school dropout. We're I think
44:52
we're about the same age or very close in age. He's
44:55
one of the few people I've met who's had a very
44:58
similar life experience to my and
45:00
where I mean. I think he's way
45:02
way more successful than I am. But I haven't
45:04
met that many people who are like nothing
45:06
should have worked out, really, but like somehow
45:09
I just like forced it to work.
45:10
I don't know. That's why, Like I have no good.
45:12
Advice to give anybody, because none
45:15
haven't made any sense, and yet here we.
45:16
Are it made perfect sense. And I do
45:18
think there is good advice. You
45:20
don't have to like form the words.
45:23
Yeah, okay, that's interesting. I'll be able
45:26
to listen back to.
45:26
This and be like, wait, by example, Yeah, I'm.
45:28
Leading by example. What is the example? I don't
45:30
know. Just fucking do it. Just go for it.
45:33
Just do it is my thing.
45:35
Okay, my motto which I invented, you
45:37
came up with that, I came up with, just do it. If
45:39
you've heard it anywhere else, that's mine and
45:41
they owe me money. We didn't even talk about
45:44
my man Tucker Carlson, you know, and
45:46
my boy.
45:47
Don, Like I was going to tell you. In a
45:49
meeting yesterday, I asked if anybody
45:52
had any leads on people who would be good
45:54
to talk about Tucker Carlson, And I
45:57
said Tucker Max
45:59
Carlson. Because my
46:01
something some wires wrong.
46:04
That's a brain.
46:05
And I had been talking about Tucker Max earlier
46:07
that day.
46:08
The best thing I saw about the whole thing. Now, I mean,
46:11
we're not we can't get into it. But Tucker Carlson
46:13
and Don Lemon were both fired on the same day,
46:16
and somebody tweeted like they're doing a podcast
46:18
and it like, honestly would
46:20
be an amazing, amazing podcast
46:22
that I would love to listen to.
46:23
I mean, maybe not love to listen to.
46:26
I mean, fuck Tucker Carlson to hell, is
46:28
my stat my stance on Tucker
46:30
Carlson. So yeah, anyhow, maybe
46:32
he'll go back to the chicken ranch or farm
46:34
or whatever whatever they have the chickens.
46:36
Like the factory.
46:37
I guess maybe he'll go back to wherever
46:39
they make Animal X for swans and animal
46:42
X.
46:42
We talked about animal AX, right. No, oh,
46:44
it's my favorite urban legend, Jenna. Have we talked
46:46
about animal X?
46:48
No? This way I heard the story
46:50
is you remember when Kentucky Fried Chicken
46:52
changed their name officially to KFC.
46:55
Yeah.
46:55
The the urban legend was
46:58
they had to change their name so it didn't the
47:00
word chicken because they use animal
47:04
which is known as animal X. That
47:06
is like a headless chicken with six wings.
47:08
That that's how they produce all of their chicken
47:11
in like some labs somewhere where they've got there's
47:13
like that grown non chicken
47:15
things and they're not legally allowed to call them chicken
47:18
anyhow, great fucking story.
47:21
No, it's a great it's a great story.
47:23
Whatever brain came
47:26
up with that particular urban legend is just an absolute
47:28
fucking narrative.
47:29
Genius.
47:30
Yeah, it sounds like a great movie. And fried
47:32
chicken is my favorite food in the world, number
47:34
one with a bullet. And I would eat animal
47:37
X.
47:38
You know, I try not to eat animals,
47:41
but chicken is really
47:43
good. I mean, I hate to hate to say it, I just
47:45
do. I do think chicken tastes really good. I'm
47:48
sorry, what, Jenna, why are you? What is going
47:50
on?
47:50
Like chicken?
47:50
You don't like chicken? Are you vegetarian?
47:52
I beef outing anything else? And I only do it because
47:54
I need protein.
47:56
You're like sick, you're sick from that you have chicken.
47:58
You should not look into how they produce like
48:02
it's not great, man, it's not a
48:05
lot better.
48:05
It's all bad. It's all about.
48:12
Well that is the show for this week. I guess,
48:14
like what happened is is Lyrah quizmy
48:16
on my career. Now everybody knows
48:18
everything. Now I can't write my book.
48:20
I think this was a great pitch for your book.
48:23
I actually had an agent at one point. He was like, you
48:25
should write a This sounds really
48:27
egotistical. She was like, you
48:29
should write like an autobiography, like your
48:31
life's interesting. I'm like, I don't know, like is
48:33
it like I was like, I'm not sure there's that
48:35
much there. But then I have thought about
48:38
it. Maybe someday I'll write a book.
48:40
I don't know.
48:40
You know who ghost writes memoirs?
48:43
Who?
48:44
Tucker Max?
48:45
Tucker Maxwell, I will not be.
48:46
Working very successful. He did,
48:49
Tiffany hattishes, he does all the celebrity
48:51
members.
48:51
Maybe I should talk to Tucker Max.
48:53
Should talk to Tucker Max.
48:54
I forget his claim to fame. He's like a misogynist
48:56
or I hope they serve beer in hell. Oh right, right.
48:59
He was like I'm a bad guy. Me and my bros
49:01
Are bad or something. It was like that kind of book, right.
49:03
Yeah, And I ate that ship really love.
49:06
I thought he was the funniest guy on the planet.
49:09
Is he like a pooah guy?
49:11
Is he like a no, No,
49:13
he's like I mean, he's just a nact.
49:15
I mean, he's just you know whatever. He's a conventionally
49:18
handsome, rat bro looking
49:20
guy, Like he didn't have any pua
49:23
element to him. He just was like, they
49:26
come to me thing.
49:27
I've always wondered what it'd be like to be very handsome.
49:29
That would be very cool. I think I.
49:31
Disagree with the handsome assessment of this guy.
49:33
Really, I think conventionally no,
49:36
No, We've had this conversation before. There are like people
49:38
who think Adam Driver is handsome, But in
49:40
the real world, if you met Adam Driver, most
49:42
people, if Adam Driver was an Adam Driver, most
49:45
people would be like, that guy is a weird
49:47
creep. I do not think he's handsome, Whereas
49:49
like most people would look like Chris Hemsworth and
49:51
be like, oh, yeah, that dude's a hunk.
49:53
So anyhow, you know, your talent and
49:55
personality or that's right, that's right,
49:57
incredibly huge factors
50:00
attractiveness.
50:01
My factor has been
50:03
just being able to talk people to death, just so just
50:06
wear them down, tell
50:08
them that.
50:08
They're gonna die for the answers, and
50:10
they're like, well, I only have six months to live. I should
50:12
see what happened.
50:13
Might as well just hang out with this guy right
50:15
here anyhow. Okay, So we'll be back
50:17
next week with more what future, and maybe
50:20
maybe our guests won't cancel
50:22
on us and we won't have to do yet another episode
50:24
where I tell my life story, though
50:27
there's a lot I think there are a lot of tales.
50:28
I like the idea of doing it, doing your
50:31
same life story every week, but you
50:33
just are forced to get more and more in depth, more
50:36
just.
50:36
More detail on specific moments,
50:38
just like meetings that I had with people, or
50:41
phone calls that I our long
50:43
phone calls. Well, anyhow,
50:46
So that's that's it, and we'll be back next weekend
50:48
as always. I guess I suppose I wish you
50:51
and your family the very best, but I
50:53
don't know you or your family. So is it
50:55
worth it? Are you worth it? Think about
50:57
that? Stew on that until the next episode,
51:01
Even under
51:04
the
51:05
w
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