Many years ago, deep in the heart of San Francisco, an earnest and barely-out Dara pitched an exchange; free board at the filthy hostel The Green Tortoise in return for brand strategy services.Diving into her branding role with gusto, Dara creates her first video clip for the hostel, titled ‘What the Tortoise Taught Us’. It is deemed a ‘success’ and attracts budding lyricists from the remaining bunkbeds.Dara is then invited to produce an original track penned by one of her bunkmates; ‘The Strawberry Song’.She proceeds to create an upbeat, melodic backing track, harmonies and a video clip for a song which she believes is about a bowl of strawberries.Blinded by her own innate talents for musicality, Dara sends this video to family and friends.It is, in fact, a highly graphic, lesbian sex song.