While you are at home, practicing social distancing, listen to our podcasts where we talk about if we could “Copy/Paste” different parts of our life vs. “Command Z-ing” it. What rockstars would you want to party with or be scared to Party with?

#31: Coronavirus, Last Meals & Harry Potter

Mar 9th, 2020 55m 2s

This sounds like a standard Monday…right? Duh. Of course. What would you want your last meal to be on death row? Would it be Kraft Mac N Cheese? Prime Rib? Panna Cotta? Following this smooth transition, what song turns you on and also turns you

#30: Not Safe For Work…or Life

Mar 2nd, 2020 1h 8m

This is our DIRTY THIRTY episode. We talk about our top 10 or 6 celebrity crush/sexy list (It’s the same as our top 10. NBD. Don’t make it weird). Then we smoothly transition into talking about throuples aka a 3 person couple. How would you re

#29: Lip Reading & Becoming a Poop Auctioneer

Feb 24th, 2020 46m 56s

Does this sound like a standard Monday? Maybe. Maybe not. We hope to give you solid tips to whisper on your first date. Cringe as sexy voices cross over with awkward statements. Then we take you to a delectable game show where we showcase our l

#28: Dragon Dildos, Robots & Presidential Slogans

Feb 17th, 2020 52m 23s

Sound like your standard election season? Maybe. Likely. Yes. Make sure to listen to us laugh at deliciously filthy words: Boner! Peanuts! Lady Boner! Va-dragon! Seriously though, dragon dildos? Who is buying that? Well apparently someone’s inc

#27: Flesh and Bones, La Croix & Death to the Internet

Feb 10th, 2020 44m 52s

Humans are judgy…especially when it comes to different La Croix flavors. F*ck coconut La Croix posers. You know who you are. Then listen to when we get into flesh and bones and talk about getting rid of the internet. So much judgment comes ou

#26: Concerts, THE FUTURE, & Underwear Alarms

Feb 3rd, 2020 44m 3s

Look at me. Look at me. Don’t look at me. Tiny throat hole kicks off the episode describing her brain fart about prophecies, Stephanie dreams of disastrous weather conditions, and Ashley imitates percussion instruments. We discuss the best/wors

#25: 3 Side Effects, Hype Music & Herpes

Jan 27th, 2020 46m 50s

We start this episode exactly how you would expect a family gathering. Awkward pauses, discussing STDs and hyping each other up in song! Wait…do you talk about STDs with your family?!? Dang!!! Listen in as we describe personified prescriptions,

#24: Bendy Bodies & Animal Sounds

Jan 20th, 2020 50m 8s

We quickly jump into physiology and international zoology. Are you double jointed? Single jointed? Jointed? Also, did you know that animals in other countries make different sounds? Schnattern! Schnattern! On this journey, we hope you join in h

#23: Porn, Autobiographies & BS sayings

Jan 16th, 2020 58m 36s

What if your favorite show had a fully nude cast? Would it make it better? Worse? What are your thoughts on porn? Fully on a tangent…moving on…if your friends were to give you a title for your autobiography, what would it be? Would you agree? W

#22: Hot Winter Weather & Movie Time

Jan 6th, 2020 51m 39s

Hot weather vs cold weather? That’s the start of our discussion this week. Also, who wants to live in the cold? Ok! Stephanie does! We then discuss favorite movies and learn which ones have defined our lives, so far. Lastly, we test the spit-fi

#21: Poop Alarms & Sex Toy Drawers

Dec 30th, 2019 1h

Off with a bang, we discuss personal piercings and name our chesticles. Then we hop into bathroom habits at work and think about sounds to alarm people we are using the bathroom. Didgeridoo? Xylophone? Triangle? When you didn’t think we could g

#20: Punching Taylor Swift & Bad Gifts

Dec 23rd, 2019 52m 11s

Episode 20: Punching Taylor Swift and Bad GiftsWhat celebrity would you want to punch in the face? Our answers will surprise you unless you read the title of the episode. What is the worst gift you have received ever? Ex boyfriend gifts, yea

#19: No Santa & Being Naughty to Myself

Dec 16th, 2019 50m 33s

Click here for our WTFAQ Top Holiday Songs Playlist! We start a classy episode with Patricia eating beef sticks while not breaking eye contact. Then we quickly slide into creating a drinking game based on things that we mention every episode

#18: Bad Habits & Holiday Cheer

Dec 9th, 2019 55m 5s

Patricia has duct taped her hands to create one mega finger!!! That didn’t stop her from recording our LEGAL episode. We get into the holiday mood by sharing secret bad habits, disclosing the worst things we did as kids and hypothesizing a repe

#17: Fictional Lovers & Cocktail Personalities

Dec 2nd, 2019 59m 2s

We start the episode hot with Stephanie shaming Ashley into setting her up with one of her friends. Then Patricia shares about bengay-ing her vag-dragon(say that 3 times) and hot pepper dick. We jump into fictional characters that we would like

#16: Anti-Superpowers & Tasting Things

Nov 25th, 2019 1h 6m

We catch up post-Ashley’s wedding to discuss the important stuff, like why hasn’t Ashley introduced us to her HOT guy friends or which couples we would be a throuple with. In all seriousness though, we talk about what superpower we would NOT wa

#15: Sandwich Arguments & Elder Pick Up Lines

Nov 18th, 2019 56m 12s

What the FAQ is happening? This episode has a long argument, nay, discussion about what defines a sandwich. Since a lot of you are wondering what our pick up lines will be when we are much older, we discuss that, too. (We know you’re secretly w

#14: Fruit Butts & Jail

Nov 11th, 2019 1h 1m

Episode 14 might be the best episode of WHAT THE FAQ yet! We discuss the perfect Saturday, fruit butts, delicious grapes, the Sunsetter Retractable Awning, carrying around dogs like babies, and much, much, much more. We are also still waiting f

#12: Horrible House Guests & Pycnopodia

Nov 4th, 2019 48m 15s

“What is a pycnopodia?” you may be asking. You’re not alone. Ashley decides to ask us a question about them, so listen closely and you may learn a bit about marine biology. In this episode we explore quite a few things, while the majority of th

#11: Spirits & Time Travelers

Oct 28th, 2019 1h 2m

It’s finally the HALLOWEEN episode! We start off the episode with bourbon and pickle-backs, so obviously we are bound for glory. There might be equal parts of singing to talking?!? We get into spirits, ghouls, energies and clairvoyance. We talk

#10: Rude Animals & Rapper Names

Oct 21st, 2019 59m 20s

We’re back again and it’s episode 10! We are #blessed (eye roll) to make it this far with the podcast! Double digits, baby! Some things you might hear (or might not hear) in this episode: our rapper/stripper names, who Google secretly thi

#9 Anal Glands & First Kisses

Oct 14th, 2019 56m 23s

It’s episode 9, sounding so fine! Hear friends talk about casual Monday topics like beaver scientologists, country music and invisibility. We share some of our secret vocal warm ups: Beaver anal glands, beaver anal glands, beaver anal glands. T

#8: D*ck Pics & Shaving Mishaps

Oct 7th, 2019 1h 2m

It’s episode 8, baby! If you want to listen to 3 humans getting easily side-tracked by interesting topics then you’ve come to the right place! We discuss what to tell your mom about dick pics, irrational fears of shaving off your nipples, and w

#7: Unskilled CEO’s & Guttural Motown

Sep 30th, 2019 58m 24s

When the Listener’s Episode didn’t go as planned, we decided to go back to our normal routine of asking intriguing questions and answering them to the best of our ability. In this recording, Ashley attempts to sing, we determine our skill level