0:08

So you want a character the whole. Time, right? Yeah.

0:10

Whatever you think. Anything over the top. Maybe Donald Duck.

0:15

So should we start the shit?

0:18

And now I'm going to have to cough. I,

0:23

I am so. Daniel, I'm so choked up about this.

0:26

Guess someone I've known forever.

0:28

And somehow we're both still alive.

0:31

And he's brilliant. He helped so many comics, including me

0:36

at Off the Wall in Harvard

0:36

Square in Boston.

0:40

Know who you are, you son of a bitch.

0:42

Ron Lynch. Without further ado, here

0:43

he is, the incomparable Ron Lynch.

0:49

Yeah. Bobby, I.

0:52

Mean, are we talking. Already? Yeah. Yeah.

0:54

So it wasn't a hot. Podcast come about.

0:57

We decided the only way we could become

0:57

friends

1:00

is if we started a podcast and tried

1:00

to monetize it and make it our career.

1:07

Thank you so much for doing this. Thank you. Yeah.

1:10

Ron was off the wall in Harvard Square.

1:12

It was in Central Square. Okay.

1:15

Which that's where we met, which is. A little further from Harvard Square,

1:17

where you were going to Amazon

1:20

at the time. And we, Ron had the coolest place

1:21

where everybody wanted to perform.

1:26

And that was really a beautiful.

1:26

It was like two stories.

1:29

Well, here's the weird thing,

1:29

It was at midnight as well.

1:31

You son of a bitch. That's what

1:31

I used to be able to stay awake.

1:33

So was it midnight?

1:35

Was it midnight? Yeah, when I was after the movies.

1:39

yeah, movies. And then they gave me the Saturday night

1:39

I met the guy at a party.

1:44

Yeah, he's a. What do you do with someone?

1:45

Do some comedy and stuff?

1:47

And they said we were just thinking about

1:47

what if we had comedy?

1:52

I said, Well, why not? And I said, What time was available

1:53

when you went well, Saturday at midnight.

1:58

Is that ridiculous?

1:58

And I. Well, of course it is, Yeah.

2:02

Which is what I'm still doing to this day. I know you live by night. Run it by that.

2:07

You have a show tomorrow,

2:07

are called to call tomorrow morning.

2:11

Scuse me. It's been for 20 years.

2:14

To 20 years is June.

2:16

Am I. Wrong or. Is that a career

2:17

living anniversary show on June 1st?

2:20

Which law is. Doing? Fantastic. We'll have a party afterward.

2:24

No, that? No. Okay. Now, that gives me some time to cancel.

2:27

But we do need to talk. No,

2:27

I want to do it. Or kidding.

2:30

Okay, We need a tally for how many times

2:30

Ron Lynch's

2:32

name has been brought up on our podcast

2:32

from Comedians Sighting.

2:35

Your Beloved. Help. Yeah, well.

2:37

Yeah, I. Love the good people work

2:38

that they don't get paid for.

2:44

So you guys back? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

2:48

Or was it before that? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. We got.

2:51

We met in the Boston comedy community.

2:54

Yeah. Been any show, right.

2:57

We met a we really had to be either

2:57

the comedy connection or off the wall.

3:02

Yeah. we were talking to,

3:05

Greg Fitzsimmons about, Robin Horton

3:09

and remember, like, he was a dan,

3:13

he was a show booker at the Catch

3:13

a Rising Star there.

3:16

And he would after each comic,

3:16

you know, got off stage like he'd

3:19

kind of give him a talk about what

3:19

he thinks he thought they should change

3:23

or, you know,

3:23

I don't know his philosophy on comedy

3:27

and just,

3:27

you know, but you kind of had to.

3:31

The new people. Why not? But yeah, I mean,

3:33

he was telling doing that to everybody.

3:36

And I think I would just go,

3:40

And kind of walk away. Yeah,

3:42

I would take it with a grain of salt.

3:44

I mean, who knows? Yeah. You know.

3:46

There was a club owner in Austin who would do that, and I always knew,

3:47

and I remember when I, I was the host.

3:50

Yeah. A joke about being on a plane crash

3:50

because a plane is just crash that week.

3:54

And so I thought, why not be topical?

3:57

It probably did. Cause I was like, maybe save the plane

3:57

crash if or when you're one of those.

4:00

And I remember being really like, well,

4:00

you know,

4:04

I was like, Yeah, that show share like

4:04

and now Kightlinger.

4:10

People died on that plane and.

4:13

Yeah, but I don't know,

4:13

I never like unsolicited.

4:16

Yeah. When someone gives you a tag do you think

4:17

that's like a you know what I mean.

4:19

When, when someone was like.

4:21

get your material. Yeah. How does that make you feel?

4:24

I don't think that ever happened. I.

4:28

I don't mind. I think I've given people tags.

4:31

Ah, yeah, you're funny. Well, thank you.

4:33

I don't like when people are doing

4:33

something that's not even amusing.

4:36

I think it's an intrusion.

4:38

yeah, I guess it doesn't bother me

4:38

because I can't remember anything.

4:42

If somebody does say, I'll go. okay. And then I won't remember it anyway.

4:45

Yeah. What? How'd you start standup?

4:48

Well. How did I start? Yeah.

4:51

I was in the, like, the dressing room

4:51

and then I would.

4:54

Yeah.

4:57

And walk slowly. Yeah. No, I don't know. I really.

5:00

I don't know. I mean, I started out as a geology guy,

5:01

and then I switched over to theater.

5:06

And this is in New Jersey, right?

5:08

New York, Upstate New York. Upstate New York.

5:10

City.

5:10

Geologically speaking. Upstate New York.

5:13

Wait, Ron. Rochester.

5:16

Where? In upstate New York? I'll tell you, he asked me

5:17

asked me the question that I'll tell you.

5:20

Okay, we're in upstate

5:20

New York. I'm sorry.

5:22

It started in Potsdam.

5:25

I wanted to remember. All the way to the top of New York State.

5:28

30 below occasionally.

5:31

And then went to Binghamton, upstate New,

5:35

which is near Syracuse. Sure.

5:38

I know the SUNY schools. I was crawling out of Fredonia

5:39

State for a few months.

5:43

Fredonia? I've been there. Yeah, Yeah.

5:45

We did a fair thing there. And Kozlowski's back in Cortland.

5:49

right. I know. Yeah, We got a space that built a space.

5:54

fantastic. That's great.

5:56

We're not going out there to do a show, you. Know.

6:00

You're. But you're from. I'm from Long Island, Queens. Long Island.

6:04

And speaking of geo geology,

6:08

well, Island is a glacial moraine

6:08

that was just deposited there.

6:13

So all of Long Island is not even

6:13

connected to the United States anyway.

6:18

There's no bedrock. What is the Marine.

6:21

Moraine is the is the land that a glacier

6:21

will push in front of it

6:26

as it's coming down. And then it kind of stopped

6:27

where? Long Island.

6:30

Wow. Long Island.

6:32

Wild. Yeah, Pretty wild.

6:34

I always wanted to go up like I want to go

6:34

to, like, Antarctica

6:38

or the Arctic, where they're, like,

6:38

drilling into the deep, deep, deep, deep.

6:43

I find that fast, right? Yeah, But, like, the only way to get there

6:44

is you have to be, like, on a lesbian.

6:48

Cruise or whatever. Well, did the Marine happen?

6:51

And not that I'm a believer

6:51

in climate change, but did

6:55

it was it because of climate change? Basically the glaciers

6:57

melting and all that?

7:00

If you call an ice age,

7:00

then now not an ice age.

7:05

It is a climate change. But there was an ice age

7:06

where ice was constantly coming down.

7:10

It wasn't just one time the ice came down,

7:10

it came down many times.

7:15

Pre cars. Yeah. And the animals ran

7:17

and some of them got away.

7:21

But yeah, there was,

7:21

there's been an ice age several times.

7:25

Have you seen that. There's a video in Greenland.

7:28

It's the it's the largest cow calving ever

7:31

caught on tape

7:31

where the the whole glacier just breaks.

7:34

It's like all of lower Manhattan just goes

7:34

and it just smashes there.

7:38

You that? No, it's breathtaking. Whoa.

7:41

Scientists have been watching it. Their cameras are on

7:42

for like 20 days or something.

7:45

And they're actually on the phone with their boss. They're like, nothing's happening.

7:46

And then one little thing

7:50

not of all Whoa. Massive, though.

7:53

It's like, wow, It's really three times

7:53

the size of like, what, man?

7:56

That would be the buildings and stuff,

7:56

but it's breathtaking and.

8:00

Yeah, yeah. And you imagine, like an ice age

8:00

where all that shit was coming on

8:04

carving land, Great Lakes, and. There will be another ice Age

8:06

and probably about 10,000, 20.

8:10

Thousand years. they say that this,

8:11

this slowing of the ocean currents

8:15

due to global warming

8:15

would they can bring think

8:19

like global warming

8:19

would bring about an ice age.

8:22

But we're going to get we're going

8:22

to stop global warming on this podcast.

8:26

I hope so. I really hope so. We're on. Real mission.

8:29

That's why we started this podcast right.

8:32

Here, this section of it or something. And they may and I'm going

8:33

to do something.

8:35

I'm going to stop driving my car. No.

8:38

Wow. Wouldn't that be That would be amazing. What was your interest in geology?

8:42

Just like it went from high school.

8:45

I was president of the Bethpage

8:50

Mineralogical and Philological Society.

8:54

You must have gotten laid non stop.

8:57

Well, there was a stop.

9:02

You. Know.

9:04

Now you may ask what is fairly well. That was my. I would wasn't even curious.

9:09

That is it's cave hunting what

9:09

which is hilarious

9:13

because on Long Island

9:13

there's absolutely no kidding

9:17

Wow look on and we all took a trip

9:17

I think there were five

9:22

of us all took a trip

9:22

to this cave hunting group on Long Island.

9:28

And I think we just couldn't

9:28

stop laughing because.

9:30

What? Why are you here? They would travel. They would travel.

9:34

So what did you do? Just say, okay,

9:35

I guess there's there aren't any here.

9:38

The meeting. We just tacked it under the name

9:38

and it sounded pretty cool.

9:41

okay. Say the word again. Speech.

9:44

Theological stele, A large. Steel hunk of steel under the name.

9:48

Yes, Belonging is one thing.

9:50

Where on earth are the most caves so far?

9:53

The best podcast I've ever done.

9:57

What? Where? Where are the most caves?

9:59

The most caves? The biggest caves.

10:04

There's a cave. Upstate New York has a Carlsbad caverns.

10:11

It's in Mexico. in Mexico or in New Mexico?

10:14

New Mexico. They didn't see me, did they?

10:18

Yeah. New Mexico has really large caverns.

10:22

Upstate New York has some. There has to be bedrock,

10:23

and there has to be erosion due to water.

10:29

Would this be better if we were stoned,

10:29

or are you stoned.

10:33

By our past? And, of. Course, would be better.

10:38

So there's

10:40

still lactate and stalagmites? Yes.

10:44

And what's the difference? One is a bug,

10:49

right? Okay. Any idea?

10:51

One comes from above

10:51

and one comes from below.

10:54

You know which one is which. Still, I type my.

10:57

I think that's the leg my stalactite.

11:01

It's, I think Stalactite

11:01

comes from the, from this.

11:05

I think from top Mike from Malone.

11:09

The clue is the C and the G.

11:13

There's this. The C is comes from the ceiling,

11:13

the stalactites.

11:16

We were. Right stalagmite.

11:18

No, you're wrong. I thought I said selected

11:19

comes from above.

11:22

You are wrong. I was no stalactite.

11:23

Is it from above. Yes. Yeah.

11:26

You said. that's the stone. We were right because I remember,

11:27

I remember.

11:30

I kind of remember

11:32

just a a flash,

11:32

a tiny flash like from a science

11:36

class of them all coming down

11:36

and calling that stalactites.

11:40

That's, that's the only reason. Just one of the many things

11:41

ingrained in you in teaching.

11:45

Yeah. Because it hurts

11:47

our movie Cave of Forgotten Dreams.

11:50

What? No. It sounds incredible.

11:53

Explore the Chauvet Co,

11:53

you know, drawings.

11:56

I love Herzog. my God. You have to watch this movie.

11:59

no, Brad. Tape. Wow. It's okay. So it's in France.

12:02

These three, like, hikers discovered event

12:05

in the in the hill, and they excavate it.

12:08

And it's this unexplored cave with these

12:08

preserved drawings from 30,000 years ago.

12:14

Whoa. 20,000 years ago.

12:16

The cave show

12:16

collapse preserved everything in there.

12:20

So there's there's cave bears

12:20

which are extinct, and there's.

12:23

I know of the film I haven't seen. Yeah, I've seen it because they're

12:25

the skulls are like crystalline cheese,

12:30

marble and magic. And they'll be like a footprint

12:31

from a human footprint from like a wolf.

12:36

And they don't know if they happened

12:36

within like hours.

12:39

They really get.

12:41

It. Breathtaking. Like. Damn, really.

12:42

I want to see that. Wow.

12:46

The geological things

12:46

that happened inside the cave,

12:49

because it it being closed off

12:49

and preserved and everything,

12:54

because then they closed it off again. They took all these pictures

12:55

and they mapped it out. And then they won't let humans in

12:57

because we ruin everything with our breath

13:02

and just general personnel. Yeah, that makes sense.

13:05

When did you come to the West Coast? Wait, can we dedicate this whole podcast

13:06

to Vernon?

13:11

How about to Werner Herzog?

13:14

Why did you come to the West Coast? I came out here and a nine.

13:24

I was in New York. I was going to stay there for a while,

13:24

and the lured me to the San

13:30

Francisco comedy competition,

13:30

which is that

13:33

evilest thing on earth. Why?

13:36

I don't know. It's just easy to say

13:36

that it's a it's a competition of comedy

13:42

where usually the guy with the guitar

13:42

and when they win,

13:47

sure, those people would go,

13:47

That's talent.

13:50

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're changing a song, right?

13:54

You're real song making it funny.

13:57

But also and I think that a lot of those

14:00

competitions were whoever was voting

14:04

usually knew somebody in the contest,

14:04

right?

14:06

Whoever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like whoever was on the committee.

14:10

Austin has won is called

14:10

the Funniest Person in Austin.

14:12

And people love it and lots of people compete and Austin has a very used

14:14

to have a wide variety of people.

14:19

There's a huge spectrum of all kinds of people coming in, but hands out

14:20

every single time.

14:22

It was some straight white guy

14:22

that would win every single.

14:25

Yeah, just watching it

14:25

chiseled down diversity.

14:28

yeah. Same. Just basic to everybody.

14:32

No disrespect. I would come in

14:33

Well it's a it was I think

14:37

20 people in my half I think it was divide

14:37

the 40 people and a half.

14:42

And I came in I think 17 a lot.

14:45

And one night I came in for the.

14:48

That's how ridiculous it was. It's. It's really up to the judges. Yeah.

14:52

Who are deciding who the funniest people. Right? Well, some of them are smart.

14:57

I'm starting to think that awards

14:57

are kind of both.

15:00

Excuse me. I think awards are kind of bullshit

15:00

across the board.

15:03

Yeah. I think that.

15:06

I mean, especially here, like, we,

15:06

you know,

15:08

we don't really notice

15:08

what's going on in the world,

15:11

and it's all but but we always have time

15:11

to celebrate ourselves,

15:15

you know, and and reward ourselves. There weren't that many award shows.

15:22

Well, how about that? The mark? There's a mark Twain.

15:24

I believe that people don't know

15:24

that Mark Twain was a writer.

15:30

And, you know, Lorne

15:30

Michaels is on the committee

15:33

for the Mark Twain Awards and he won one.

15:36

The way comedy competitions are.

15:39

Yeah. To make money

15:40

for a couple of people. Sure.

15:42

But that anchor that way anchors

15:42

you and staff up there in the Bay Area

15:46

or that was. I said I really can't afford to come out.

15:50

And I think he said, All right,

15:50

I'll give you a week at a club before

15:54

that to pay for your trip.

15:58

featuring at the Walnut Creek

15:58

Punch Line,

16:02

which was actually a pretty good club. It's a very rich town,

16:04

but they had a pretty good sense of humor.

16:08

It's closed now, but yeah,

16:12

so I did a week of paid work

16:12

that kind of pay for the trip.

16:16

Really? Not really. But.

16:18

And then do you have any receipts?

16:20

Christ, what are we even talking about? I'm so goddamn bored.

16:24

Bored? Do we need a game?

16:24

Where do you want to play?

16:26

Well, I'm using this on my taxes.

16:28

Okay. This has come out.

16:32

You never.

16:36

I'm just being mean. Which is? I don't know.

16:38

I'm really out of sorts today.

16:38

I've got to be mean.

16:41

No, no. But messed up all your water.

16:43

That's what you know. I wish this. Eclipse happened today, and I think

16:45

it affects all animals except humans.

16:50

Really? And now that they had

16:53

the elephants are going now

16:53

to the zoo. no.

16:57

no. I don't like it a way.

16:59

White people were looking in the sky.

17:02

No, white people were looking up animal.

17:05

Right.

17:07

You're going up there to host

17:07

what is the the silent film I'm.

17:11

Going to San Francisco this week

17:11

to host the

17:16

San Francisco Silent Film Festival,

17:17

which has been going on for eons.

17:20

Wow, that sounds great. Have you been hosting it for eons?

17:24

I won't say hosting. I'm no.

17:26

I'm in the program

17:26

as the voice of the silent film festival.

17:29

I do all the announcing. I bring people on the stage.

17:34

I I'm going to host

17:34

and I get the audience

17:36

involved in the thing

17:36

a little bit when they don't see me.

17:40

Looking at a table

17:40

in the back on the microphone.

17:42

Do you ever big techs at the state

17:42

fair of Texas,

17:46

this huge statue of the stupid cowboy?

17:49

yeah, I know. That is. I mean, I remember that. Yeah, I went out with that guy.

17:53

And I forget at some point, he held a record

17:54

for being the tallest whatever, cowboy.

17:58

And then there's a live person

17:58

in a booth separate

18:01

from the structure of the statue. This guy.

18:03

Welcome to Texas and all these.

18:07

So then have you wanted that job? I would kill for that.

18:10

I just wanted to be the guy who yanked

18:10

the thing that moved the. yes.

18:13

I want. Years ago, Big Tex caught fire.

18:16

he's like fiberglass or something. So he.

18:19

I went out, but the dude in the booth

18:19

did not know that he was on fire.

18:25

So while Big Texas like this

18:25

and engulfed in flames, the person's gone.

18:29

How do you all welcome to Texas?

18:32

I love. I love all on earth. great. Not see it.

18:36

You couldn't see

18:36

who had not been alerted yet that it was.

18:39

he was still reading the script.

18:39

Yeah, he was just doing a thing.

18:43

that's awesome. Ohio, they have this thing called

18:44

They called it Touchdown Jesus.

18:47

This is in Dayton, Ohio, which is a horrible place. But they it was off

18:48

the side of the highway in a church,

18:52

had it in their yard, which was it was

18:52

I want to see the biggest statue

18:56

of Jesus in like North America

18:56

where one of the psychopaths always was.

19:01

It was thorn crown Jesus tears

19:05

that love this

19:05

and two hands coming out of the ground.

19:08

So get this much of the Jesus. Yeah.

19:10

And hands coming out of the ground

19:10

that were like two stories tall.

19:15

Whoa. Was saying

19:16

like, touch down, touching Jesus.

19:18

And that was struck by lightning.

19:22

Geez. Grant. Wow. Driving on the highway

19:23

and you see, like,

19:25

Jesus, like, engulfed in flames,

19:25

as you know.

19:28

That seems like more than anything

19:28

that would be like,

19:31

you know, a changing of life thing or.

19:35

Yeah, yeah. Or just like,

19:35

that's what I mean.

19:38

I wish things were more like that. Like, that's when I knew I, I couldn't

19:39

work at Costco anymore or whatever the.

19:46

yeah, yeah. CVS today.

19:48

this job. Ron, have you ever stormed

19:49

out of anything? But.

19:52

No, but

19:54

I was fired from the coop.

19:56

shit. Yeah, I remember that. I was trying to get a job there,

19:58

but still.

20:00

I worked at the mic one. I was the record store manager.

20:04

Slash contingent.

20:07

no, no. I was only the regular manager

20:07

when I had that job.

20:10

And I was making more money for that

20:10

record department than they've ever made.

20:14

I used to go down to the Harvard store

20:14

to get my records a day ahead of time.

20:21

No, And I did all the paperwork,

20:24

all the receiving and all that crap, and

20:29

I got a letter saying to visit

20:31

with the manager of the store,

20:31

and I went in and he went, Ron,

20:35

it just seems like your attitude about

20:35

the store has changed a lot,

20:39

and I'm really sorry

20:39

they want me to let you go.

20:42

And he was really nice. Yeah, he was making money for the store.

20:45

Yeah, but they were letting me go

20:45

because I wasn't going into classes

20:49

for things that I knew already,

20:49

like how to receive stuff.

20:53

What, The class. Because they knew everything

20:54

and they had classes at the.

20:57

So instead I would just go downstairs

20:57

to the record department

21:00

and get my records in a box

21:00

and have them sent to my store.

21:05

Did you go to. I

21:10

But they wanted you to excuse me. They wanted you to go to these classes

21:11

as part of the working at the coop.

21:16

In order for me to become a. Manager.

21:18

my God. To

21:22

wow. No desire for that. So.

21:26

Are you a musician? I can play. Yes, I am.

21:30

Yeah, he plays. He's amazing.

21:31

He plays guitar, he plays drums.

21:33

You do? Yeah. Laura's drums.

21:36

Yeah. I can't. I haven't a drum. Room,

21:36

Of course. In his. House.

21:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a piano player.

21:41

But what records were you buying back? wasn't buying. These are my.

21:45

this one for my apartment? Yeah. Yeah,

21:47

the apartment at the other stores.

21:49

I'm actually working. for the.

21:52

Same reason I would be, like,

21:52

purchasing things for myself.

21:55

well, back on that topic. Since I ran the department,

22:01

I could take. I had a reel to reel at the time,

22:02

and this was 1952, I think.

22:07

And no.

22:09

I believed. You.

22:12

That's like, Wait a minute.

22:15

And I had a reel to reel and

22:15

I would bring records home, record them,

22:18

and then bring them back and check

22:18

and break, get the money back while.

22:22

Yes. Only do it a lot.

22:25

But I did it enough where I felt good.

22:28

Yeah. I. I discovered

22:32

putting two VCRs together to duplicate.

22:35

And then you. yeah. Know. Yeah.

22:38

My family was astonished

22:42

that I ever came to going to college

22:42

was that there were two RCA cables.

22:45

In high quality on the other side. That was it, Right?

22:48

So you had to learn that lesson because

22:48

it would be too blurry and all that.

22:51

But sometimes you try to get

22:51

three movies on one tape that was.

22:54

I have a million videotapes. You still do.

22:57

Do you have do you have a VCR? So I filled three bags, garbage

22:58

videotapes.

23:01

Yeah, but I I've been kind of

23:01

going through ones that I don't even know

23:07

it's on them. And the best thing about them is the,

23:08

like, the commercials and announcements.

23:13

Yeah. And people

23:13

that aren't around anymore doing things.

23:18

And do

23:18

you remember I'm sorry to interrupt,

23:21

but do you remember Robert Conrad

23:21

knocked this battery off my shoulder?

23:26

sure. Yeah, sure. I always thought,

23:27

what a dick. I want to do that.

23:30

I want to knock it. Back, but it can take somewhere. Really?

23:33

I want to, like, knocked something off.

23:33

Anyway.

23:35

We had a bunch of agencies

23:35

from, like, being kids,

23:38

like my parents would report on cartoons,

23:38

right?

23:40

Yeah, for us to watch later. And in some cases my mom would just

23:41

push record and then walk away.

23:45

So it would be like one. Episode of 6 hours. Yeah, but then the rest of the afternoon

23:47

would be on a tape

23:49

and it would be like

23:49

there's a Sesame Street where

23:53

they divided the screen into quarters

23:53

and they're singing the alphabet song.

23:57

And then these two there's Muppets,

23:57

and these two it's

24:01

Ralph Nader and Barbara Walters. Wow.

24:05

See the. But then it was part of the like,

24:06

what is it, 1986, the sesquicentennial.

24:11

What was that most or what was called

24:11

the Texas sesquicentennial?

24:15

Right. so there's all these commercials

24:15

for like that?

24:19

I don't know. It was just brilliant. It was like one afternoon in North Texas

24:20

in like 1987 from.

24:26

All that shit. I regret giving out those VHS tapes

24:27

because they were so good.

24:30

Have a milk commercial. That's two and Adam Anderson.

24:34

man. yeah. And stuff like that. Come on. Great.

24:39

The sad thing

24:39

is, you have to watch a lot of stuff.

24:42

Yeah. So I'm presently moving out

24:42

of my apartment where the tapes are,

24:46

and I'll just stick one in while I'm doing

24:46

everything.

24:50

You're going to move into your wife's

24:50

house?

24:52

That is correct. I think that would be fine. Yeah. She's letting you do that.

24:57

Shelly. It's so smart. I'm surprised you would agree to that.

25:00

Now, there's no tape clause there. She has a plan with me.

25:02

I don't have to worry about anything in my life. Okay? Yeah, she's so. She's letting you.

25:07

I mean, I know that you're married,

25:07

but you're going to live together.

25:11

I thought we should. Okay. Since there's, like, money

25:13

things, and.

25:15

Sure, why not? That's. That's great,

25:15

though. Where are you going? To where.

25:17

Where are you guys now? In a town called Glendale.

25:21

God. Okay, so you're not that far away.

25:23

Okay. Have you gone to the new theater?

25:25

I haven't gone to the Quentin

25:25

Tarantino RedOne Theater here?

25:29

Yeah, over there. Have you still have nothing?

25:32

Damn it. I want to go there. To the Cinematheque.

25:36

Well, I went to the Egyptian. okay.

25:38

And that's a little sad. Or is. It?

25:41

The saddest thing is getting back

25:41

to the silent film thing is that we

25:45

always did the silent films at the Castro

25:45

Theater in San Francisco.

25:48

somebody bought the Castro Theater

25:48

and they're gutting it.

25:51

shit. All the seats out in there

25:52

making it into, like, a music club.

25:56

Yea. Because it's really the only big old theater

25:56

in San Francisco.

25:59

that sucks. Just legendary.

26:01

It's like living in San Francisco.

26:04

Yeah. Yeah. So some assholes now.

26:07

Yeah. So anyway, they are doing it

26:08

to the Palace of Fine Arts this week.

26:13

It's a great place. Yeah. Like when they were saying, we don't know

26:15

where to put you, and there's no.

26:18

Because we. I was at a table

26:18

at the back of the audience, but

26:22

there's no area like back there.

26:26

I love that spot though. I haven't,

26:28

I don't know what the theater looks like. I don't think it's, it's like a,

26:29

it's a wide audience like this.

26:33

It doesn't go very deep

26:33

and then there's no aisle in the middle.

26:37

So if you want to get out of your seat,

26:37

you have to go.

26:39

All the way. Wow. So really, we're like, fixed

26:40

at least the place we performed it.

26:43

But it's beautiful.

26:43

I think people really respond as well.

26:46

It's got to be the same place. I would think. Allison Fine Arts know.

26:49

We're at the Texas theater,

26:52

whatever Friday,

26:52

which is the theater that they busted.

26:54

Lee Harvey Oswald. my. God.

26:56

Now it's a performance based,

26:56

not a movie theater,

26:58

but I worked at a hamburger place

26:58

in Austin, Texas, where the manager

27:04

uncle was the person who called the cops.

27:08

Wow. Someone just ran to our theater

27:08

without paying for a ticket, God, we are.

27:13

Yeah. I know.

27:15

I love that. She's also the person who told me

27:16

the ecstasy was free in Dallas.

27:21

So you can't really trust

27:21

what she's saying.

27:23

It's like she's. She's like,

27:23

You don't know. She was telling me.

27:25

She's like,

27:25

You don't even know how good we had it.

27:28

Sure, her mouth was jerk.

27:30

Like, This is how much blow

27:30

she'd gotten over the years.

27:34

She had like, a like a Coke thing. Wow.

27:37

That reminds me of the foam of Spalding.

27:40

I mean, what's his name? Spalding Gray.

27:43

He remember when he did swimming to Cambodia and he had

27:44

all the foam on both sides of his mouth?

27:48

That was from Coke, wasn't it?

27:50

Yeah. Spalding Gray. Yeah, I know. Spalding Gray,

27:51

but I. Don't know.

27:54

Well, I couldn't even watch it

27:54

because I was like, my God, he's foaming.

27:58

Yeah, yeah. I there's a midwest interview

27:59

where I can't listen to it

28:01

because she's playing with her dentures. no. And also drive you

28:06

crazy. yeah.

28:09

She's so smart. And my other very thin.

28:11

She has like, a wig on.

28:13

And then on top of another wig,

28:13

which is on my favorite.

28:17

Yeah. my God. The hat. Wig.

28:19

Well,

28:19

then Joan Rivers joke about Joan Collins.

28:23

She makes a bunch of rude jokes about her,

28:23

and she goes, I'm just kidding.

28:25

I love anyone who wears a wig

28:25

and then a hat.

28:31

yeah. The Dick Cavett interview,

28:31

which unfortunately is only like ten.

28:35

I love Dick Cavett. She's just the whole time

28:36

she's playing with her dentures.

28:38

Yeah, You. Can hear them jostling.

28:40

I love Dick Cavett. Was he a queen or.

28:43

No, he's. No, no, I don't think so.

28:46

I think he's married a couple of times

28:46

in. New York, too.

28:48

I mean. Yeah. You know. Maybe Bill

28:49

better hung out with him a little bit.

28:53

No. Who're

28:53

famous people you've met that like.

28:56

we don't know you. Ha ha ha.

28:58

In awe of the civilians,

29:02

but like, who took your

29:02

who were you shocked with or surprised.

29:05

Well,

29:05

somebody that I got excited about was,

29:10

you know, we've been doing the show forever and Craig

29:11

and I were down to hosting the thing and

29:15

this guy had a show at the Steve Allen,

29:15

I think as well, or with his group.

29:21

And we should know why

29:21

I said that in a second.

29:23

But he was just laughing and like

29:23

the second row just laughing his head off.

29:27

So I talked to him after that show and I said, Would you ever want to, like co-host?

29:30

Because Craig was hosting. And they were. And I was going to have him

29:32

co-host with me.

29:34

And he went, Yeah, yeah, sure. And it was Scott Thompson.

29:37

He's been on our show.

29:40

And I co-hosted with him.

29:42

And we were we were backstage and he goes, All right,

29:44

I want to do this kind of thing. And

29:49

how do we get into that character for me

29:49

and everything?

29:51

I said, Well, you're just co-hosting.

29:54

Yeah. Ha ha.

29:54

We're not setting anything up.

29:57

He wanted to do Body Call. Just say no. I can't. Okay.

30:01

Let's say it was really cool. I would go, I would go.

30:03

I would just go. Hey, have you seen Buddy Cole lately?

30:07

And he went,

30:07

Are we okay? We could do that.

30:09

And I totally got the theory,

30:09

which was, No, no, Vince,

30:16

you know, just talking and goofing around

30:16

And backstage were a pile of posters,

30:22

maybe 20 of them, and the voting was over,

30:25

but it was vote no on on something.

30:28

And it and it was

30:31

I think it was

30:31

like a gay event of something.

30:33

And it was really it was important.

30:36

And so I had a copy of it

30:38

just stuck by the door

30:38

and somebody handed it to me.

30:42

I went, Have you seen this? And he went,

30:43

Why are those posters in the back room?

30:45

And he just went off. no. He just went, I got it.

30:50

I think I figured out what you wanted.

30:54

It was the best ever. He was The best. Is. Still in touch.

30:57

Yeah. Yeah, he's great. Yeah. The one time I met him once,

30:59

and then we were on a show.

31:03

Happened to be on a show together. And like, a few months later,

31:04

and it was when

31:07

he walked through a sign in the car and I was like,

31:09

I can't believe you just said my name. We so nuts. But we did.

31:14

He was on a Zoom show during COVID, right?

31:16

And so we had a long phone call

31:16

about what he was going to say.

31:20

He was very particular saying

31:20

he wanted to make sure everything was like

31:24

he knew where we were going and then

31:24

when we got on, didn't do a lick of

31:31

his care. He's very like we talked for an hour, 45

31:32

minutes, is it?

31:35

And this, he's so as a.

31:37

Performer, I think it's you want to

31:37

make sure you have something to go to.

31:41

Yeah. Then if you don't have to go

31:42

there, you're better off.

31:44

Yeah. The crowd is the crowd. It's

31:45

all through the crowd.

31:47

I rely on the crowd way too much. Yeah, Sometimes if the crowd is not

31:49

with me at all, then I have a hard time.

31:54

Sure. Sometimes. I mean, it's. It's mental. It's mental, too. But,

31:57

you know, you. You could have something prepared.

32:01

I think. Now, if I do stand, if I go to the cafe,

32:02

I go to the club in Austin,

32:05

I'm going to know

32:05

exactly what to do. Yeah.

32:07

But you have such a following here, too. Like I think the audiences all know.

32:11

You know, it's

32:11

kind of an established thing.

32:13

The Midnight show, The Tomorrow Show.

32:16

You could describe it. The Tomorrow Show.

32:20

Tomorrow show is a show. The theater has to be behind me.

32:23

Otherwise I'm going to be broke

32:23

after three shows because they

32:27

you know, they have a minimum

32:27

that the theater needs to get.

32:31

And my show,

32:31

the audience is really all over the map,

32:37

not all of them,

32:37

but it's always less than 30, I would say.

32:40

Yeah, until we have like an anniversary

32:40

show or something.

32:43

And then, of course, I have famous people on the show,

32:45

but I don't do that on Saturday.

32:49

I usually just put talented

32:49

people on the show.

32:52

You know, I have we have a good time. I want to make sure it's a good time.

32:56

And I also I'm afraid to invite somebody

32:56

pretty important to come to the show.

33:01

And if I only have

33:03

8 to 9 people show up or something,

33:04

it doesn't matter to them.

33:07

But those eight or nine

33:07

people are always great at this show.

33:11

It's always fun. It's it's loose, it's very low pressure.

33:14

So people try a lot of weird stuff.

33:17

Yeah, there's a thing in comedy now

33:17

and I'm not.

33:21

I'm not I'm telling people that

33:21

not YouTube, but I mean,

33:25

it's called Clown

33:25

not clowning but clown, correct?

33:28

Yeah. And it should be clowning

33:28

because that's a word.

33:31

Yeah, the clown is the word too.

33:34

But it's a anyway and that's.

33:39

Are you for or against. Are you. Clown.

33:42

It's funny. I am.

33:44

I think I'm for it. Totally Like the answer

33:46

generally like Natalie.

33:49

Tell me this, Christina.

33:52

Yeah, I know all that. Yeah,

33:52

they are all show.

33:54

Yeah. Yeah,

33:55

they're All clown or clown and Jason.

33:57

Yeah, with Charles laughing.

34:00

Chad Damian, That guy. Yeah, Yeah. There's a clown movement.

34:04

Clown scene.

34:06

And part of the scene is functioning

34:06

because of Chad.

34:09

I mean, Chad keeps it going, and Chad teaches and he knows what's happened,

34:11

so they'll have shows to.

34:15

So you do bits that are over the top there.

34:21

Yeah. Okay. No restrictions.

34:23

I mean, there's people have been doing

34:23

it already for years,

34:28

but it's more, more off the top of your head

34:30

and more crazy.

34:34

A clown usually has a bit

34:34

that they're doing

34:36

and they're dressed as a clown.

34:39

Clown people don't see.

34:41

It doesn't make any sense

34:41

Having that same word for clown.

34:45

People that do clown don't.

34:47

If anything,

34:47

they just dress in comfortable clothes.

34:51

So I just feel like

34:51

it's a lot of screaming.

34:54

Is it spoken? You're allowed to talk or.

34:56

No, Some are spoken. Yeah, they do a silent clown thing, too.

34:59

clubhouse

35:02

overall in that parking lot mall place.

35:06

Because I feel like some of this stuff is

35:06

is you know what?

35:10

I was at the show and I felt like

35:10

it's all I've got to call volume comics

35:14

like people like screaming at the audience

35:17

and I don't know

35:17

I've never liked that kind of thing.

35:19

You know what I mean?

35:19

You need similar mime acts.

35:22

No, no, but just being really loud and.

35:25

Come on, you guys,

35:25

you know, that kind of shit.

35:27

And I'm just like. You're forcing the.

35:29

Yeah, yeah, exactly. Yeah. And you're just screaming at people

35:31

until they.

35:34

Laugh off the audience. Okay. Yeah.

35:36

Yeah. I don't. Like it. I can take one thing and run with it.

35:42

Yeah. Do a full 10 minutes of that.

35:44

And the audience

35:44

is kind of laughing the whole time.

35:48

So it's kind of. Is it? It's kind of like improv.

35:50

Kind of, right. It's a yeah, Yeah.

35:53

It's rooted in everything else

35:53

that's already existed.

35:57

okay. Yeah, right.

35:59

But everything is. Yeah.

36:03

I mean, I've never gone to clown college,

36:05

but I have that stupid magic character

36:05

that I do.

36:09

Sure. I mean, we're doing it in New York once

36:10

and after the show,

36:15

like a couple of people with. So you what? You a crowd.

36:18

We went to clown school.

36:21

That was like a clown

36:21

a clown character, right?

36:24

I went, well, I guess it is.

36:26

Yeah. It's a ridiculous costume, right?

36:28

Yeah. And chips were these chips.

36:30

Clooney was doing that to see, Right.

36:30

Yeah.

36:33

You guys, did you ever do it together.

36:35

Do the like the magic act thing? No.

36:37

When I did the I did we did a pilot

36:37

on comedy Central with Louie.

36:42

okay. He was doing in New York.

36:45

All right. You see me, there was a photo

36:50

and he didn't want me

36:50

to do a couple of the tricks.

36:54

a similar to a I wasn't thinking of him at all.

36:58

that's so funny. But he said, you can't do that.

37:01

So I had to come up with, like,

37:01

two other magic type of thing.

37:04

Yeah. of thing where he would have

37:04

like the glass on the table.

37:09

Yeah. He would cover it with. All right then just hit it.

37:13

right, right, right. And I think I had something like that.

37:16

Well, can you not do anything?

37:20

Why do I, like. I can't. Even if I could minimize it

37:22

as much as I can.

37:24

Yeah, Yeah, that's cool. We went

37:26

and saw a professional magician, but

37:28

it was at a church to watch this amazing

37:28

magic show.

37:32

And then the last 20 minutes

37:32

were like a full sermon.

37:35

Yeah. no.

37:35

that's so awful. With witchcraft.

37:39

And then. Like, the end of the world.

37:42

Yeah. man.

37:44

What about all the, you know, the.

37:46

I guess they're kind of. They're feeling like they maybe

37:48

their popularity is waning or something,

37:51

but Russell Brand and Mark Wahlberg

37:51

finding God and like.

37:55

the God on t talk it's

37:55

He says stay blessed or stay prayed up.

37:59

That's what he prayed up. Yeah he has because he's rich.

38:03

He has is he came up with the cool thing. He's Well it's online right Of course.

38:07

So it's on like tik-tok and shit. So he shows at his own.

38:10

How does Mark Wahlberg. He's rich.

38:12

He has a pavilion in his house

38:12

with this big giant cross.

38:17

I have got him. While someone videotapes them praying,

38:19

and then he turns to the camera

38:23

and goes, Stay, prayed up,

38:23

or stay blessed or whatever wanted to do.

38:27

Yeah, And Mario Lopez does it.

38:30

Sometimes they'll do it together. Yeah, man.

38:33

That's his way of posturing. It's

38:33

very showy.

38:35

Yeah, I don't know. It's very evangelical.

38:37

That sounds like clowning. More like clowning to me.

38:41

Yeah, that's more like. That's clowning. It's very leap of faith.

38:45

That's all I can think of. I just see Steve Martin,

38:46

like, from hustling.

38:48

Yeah, Yeah. And blazer.

38:51

Yeah. Like, just dress it up like that.

38:53

yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are we. Why are we taking it away from that?

38:57

That's the thing. Like we're talking about game shows

38:58

and you're talking about like Match Game and,

38:59

and I like that era.

39:03

I love, like, eighties. yeah, Yeah.

39:05

I watch the church channel a lot, too.

39:08

So, like this

39:08

Jimmy Swaggart revival. Yeah.

39:11

From the eighties and the seventies.

39:13

And they all have that look. It looks like matching same colors.

39:16

Kind of brownish.

39:19

Orangish.

39:19

Yeah. Everyone's hair's the same.

39:23

Yeah. What are you. You're just recently in the game shows

39:27

I think I've been watching

39:27

men's game for a while. Wow.

39:32

While they do the dishes or something. It's never me.

39:35

What? What? Sitting there? Only my phone. Like this

39:39

is the over there in the background with.

39:41

I hope it's not because it's. There's a lot of politically incorrect

39:43

stuff on the show.

39:47

So yeah I wish that wouldn't happen today.

39:50

Yeah. And you kind of put

39:51

some things in perspective, especially me,

39:56

because I've been around

39:56

for a little while and I watch the show,

39:59

they'll they'll say something about women

39:59

or whatever, and it goes right past me.

40:04

And then I think, Well,

40:04

that would never be said.

40:07

Yeah, that would. Never be said. Well, imagine, though,

40:08

it's such a suggestive show like, I know.

40:12

Yeah. I love Charles Manson. Right?

40:15

There's a clip not from him, but from him

40:15

on a sitcom where someone yells at him

40:19

and he has a

40:19

There's a flower right there. Yeah.

40:22

Think of matter.

40:22

Not in front of my car and.

40:29

It's it's not like the

40:31

people see that you that were funny

40:31

but didn't realize that they were gay.

40:35

Like. But like, I didn't know that. Paul Lynde, I guess I didn't know

40:37

about people being gay, you know.

40:42

No, I didn't know that, like. Until I went to college

40:43

and started dating a lot of gay guys.

40:49

But laws earlier, early

40:52

sexual prowess was what we call gay

40:52

conversion therapy.

40:56

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Churches. Yeah.

41:00

I know. You said I used to have. A gay son in law, so.

41:04

I know I used to have a bit about,

41:04

that you're not gay.

41:07

Like I was a TSA agent for gay people.

41:09

That you're not gay until

41:09

you go through me first at the airport.

41:13

yeah, but, like, of the was somebody

41:13

that I was just thinking, like, even

41:20

I didn't know that Freddie Mercury

41:20

or any any of those guys.

41:24

Were my favorite thing about Queen

41:24

is because they're super popular.

41:28

Yeah, they really did. They have wide appeal

41:30

There's not just they're not niche

41:33

necessarily night at the Oscars

41:33

one of the greatest albums ever.

41:36

I cannot get over that record,

41:36

but I feel like

41:39

Freddie Mercury tricked

41:39

a bunch of straight guys into liking him.

41:43

Yeah, he's bisexual, right? There's not fully gay.

41:45

Like, think of a man with an earring

41:45

and who dies of AIDS.

41:49

And, you know, in the eighties, convincing all those straight

41:50

guys that it's okay to like him.

41:53

Yeah. And the name of the band is Queen,

41:53

but you don't even put it.

41:56

You don't even put together. Literal and subversive at the same time.

41:58

Yeah.

42:00

Just love that era. I feel like people are too.

42:01

I don't know. Yeah.

42:04

I go back

42:04

far enough. Where? In high school.

42:06

I don't even know who was gay.

42:08

Yeah. Yeah, In high school? Yeah.

42:11

Right in my slowly doing theater in college,

42:15

you know, started realizing

42:15

some people are really the F.

42:18

Yeah, it's theatrical. I remember my mom dating this guy

42:20

and me back then

42:25

to, like, gay men were just bachelors,

42:25

like she was seeing this band, and.

42:30

And I was like, Mom, how come? So how come, you know,

42:32

Tom has never been married?

42:35

I don't know. He's just, you know, been busy with his.

42:38

Her friend, fixed up her.

42:40

Her friend's

42:40

brother went out with my mother,

42:44

and he was just,

42:44

you know, really nice and whatever.

42:46

And it's just a been a bachelor,

42:46

that's all, you know.

42:49

And so he knew. A bachelor covered in turquoise jewelry.

42:54

No, he was just dressed really plain.

42:56

I don't know. Yeah.

42:59

Dog. Yeah. Yeah. Who owned and somehow owned an antique

43:01

store that had something to do with it?

43:04

I don't know why. Yeah,

43:04

but it's so crazy.

43:08

Weird that when you're talking

43:08

about clown and clowning,

43:10

all I could think of was

43:10

my grandmother was a huge Red Skelton fan,

43:14

and she had the prints of the Red

43:14

Skelton clowns hanging our house.

43:19

Wow. Yeah. She had one like a case,

43:20

which is has a glass case now.

43:24

So bizarre. Like a showcase, Right.

43:26

That had clown. dolls, like figurines.

43:30

Figurines. They were involved. Yeah. Those that really rotate and shit.

43:33

That he made them. Or. No, no, the paintings she had were,

43:34

were Red Skelton like that.

43:38

And it was.

43:38

That's kind of scary. 100 is scary.

43:41

Yeah. Visit their house. We're on the inflatable

43:42

mattress on the floor in the living room.

43:44

So you're surrounded by the clowns. But then the crazy thing was they would.

43:48

They had lava lamps. They were Vegas people.

43:50

They're so strange,

43:50

but they were in their 70, you know. Yeah.

43:53

Fire up a lava lamp in the in the room,

43:57

which was exciting and I'll never forget

43:57

we showed that their house

44:00

the night that Paul Reubens was arrested,

44:00

which is,

44:03

which was a media storm.

44:05

But when they

44:05

his mug shot was so different

44:09

than his Pee-Wee character,

44:09

which was happening, helping him, right?

44:11

Yeah. So and as a kid, that was

44:12

that was a striking contrast.

44:16

And that's when they showed it. And I remember it was me

44:19

on the inflatable mattress

44:19

with the lava lamp and the clowns.

44:23

And now Pee-Wee looks like this.

44:29

What am I doing? man.

44:32

He's somebody who I met at a at the.

44:37

Well, what is it called?

44:40

The theater. That the people that run the Magic Castle.

44:44

It's

44:47

Brooklyn. Brooklyn. And it's in their house.

44:50

Wow. It is a small, little, like,

44:50

vaudeville theater.

44:54

Whoa. And Where is in Santa monica?

44:58

I think I heard about this.

45:00

Then. They're really wealthy couple.

45:03

Well, they were. Well, I think two of the two people

45:04

that ran the Magic Castle had passed away.

45:09

I might be wrong. no. One of the guys has died.

45:13

yeah, And the the theater was great,

45:13

and they.

45:17

It's just by invitation. Yeah. Yeah. And it's just a bunch of kind

45:19

of semi-famous people.

45:23

A whole bunch. And Paul Reubens

45:23

would go there all the time.

45:25

I got really excited

45:25

that I could actually meet him.

45:28

So, I mean, I thought it was good. wow.

45:32

I got to meet him. That's cool. Yeah, he did not talk in the voice? No.

45:37

Yeah, of course not. What was his voice like, though? Similar.

45:40

It was even higher. No. Why would that be great? But.

45:46

my God. Yeah. We left New York City with Playhouse.

45:49

it's so good. I know it. Amazing.

45:52

Like, stands the test of time. It is singular, it has its own.

45:55

And the other thing is that from the job,

45:55

they have a clear mission statement.

45:59

Like they really do it, though it's not,

46:01

you know, people fumble

46:01

the first thing they do or whatever.

46:03

First few, whatever. I'm so locked into his show.

46:07

And Laurence

46:07

Fishburne was the cowboy, right?

46:10

Curtis and Phil Ha. I was in the club show. oops. Right.

46:15

He just made the TV show. I mean, there's one more super

46:16

famous person on there.

46:19

I forget. Anyway, I was the

46:24

No, you need to watch it. So good. I remember watching as a kid and being like,

46:26

this is what drugs are going to be like.

46:29

I know. Who was I? It was mousy brown. It was a Julie Brown.

46:33

No, no, not it

46:33

was the character that was that was like,

46:38

that was like, Jackie Brown.

46:40

But she like,

46:40

was really passive aggressive and I mean,

46:44

I mean, take your money and but unless

46:44

you don't have it is a good time.

46:49

Okay?

46:49

You know, making up a character never.

46:51

Usually grounds it. Yeah. Yeah.

46:54

I was down downtown Julie Brown

46:54

and then just Julie Brown.

46:59

I thought why Julie Brown

46:59

was actually Julie Tenuta.

47:02

So every time I thought Julie Brown,

47:02

I would get really excited.

47:05

And then slowly pretty, I was like,

47:05

Wait a minute, where is she?

47:07

She's not funny. I thought they were the same.

47:10

Well, this is filtered out. Why?

47:14

Let's call it a day.

47:17

Ron. Where So where is this?

47:20

If this comes out in two weeks?

47:22

Well, anyway, we can always.

47:24

People can find your show. Where?

47:27

Where do I mean, are you rom-com

47:27

or what is it tomorrow night?

47:31

You are wrong. You know. I mean.

47:34

I couldn't have. I don't want anybody

47:35

looking at the internet to find out about.

47:38

okay. So is there a mailing list

47:39

people could get?

47:44

Do you have a problem. Manual tomorrow with Brown?

47:46

Lynch is an Instagram site. Great.

47:48

Yes. And it's going to.

47:51

It's at the election theater. Yeah.

47:53

Every Saturday at midnight, 1944,

47:53

Riverside Drive.

47:59

Fantastic tastic.

48:02

Musicians. And in Texas, he's a musician

48:03

and he refuses to have any modernity.

48:09

He has a P.O. box

48:12

booked and sells his record.

48:14

Wow. I love that. Yeah, that's cool.

48:18

Well, just when you listen to the physical address was like,

48:19

I don't think I've heard someone give me

48:23

it without just telling you to go myself

48:23

and look it up.

48:25

You know. I always I always add it to anything

48:26

I do on the internet to address that.

48:30

Yeah. that's great.

48:37

I got the 0.01. Go yourself.

48:39

Yeah, Just go yourself.

48:44

Yeah, Yeah. Because I had some of. go ahead.

48:48

I don't really. Come on.

48:51

Brian's off a secret. I don't.

48:57

Wow, that was too much pressure. No, you know, here's what I think.

48:58

Too many.

49:01

Too. As. As you know, when someone says,

49:05

Can you keep a secret when you're a kid,

49:05

that's like a bond.

49:08

That's. I like this boy

49:09

or I like the or, you know, someone says,

49:12

you know, and it's kind of something sweet. But now it's just

49:13

you have to say, No, I can't keep a secret

49:17

because it's going to be something awful. It's going to be something about somebody

49:18

somebody.

49:21

But yeah, instead of can you keep a secret, it's like,

49:22

Do you want to hear some? Really? Yeah, I don't. Yeah, exactly.

49:24

Yeah, I don't want that.

49:26

I don't want that guilt on my shoulder.

49:28

Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Thanks, Ron.

49:31

You're welcome. Thank you. yeah, I'm.

49:34

I don't know what the concept of this podcast is, but,

49:35

it's pretty fun.

49:39

Yeah. Friends.

49:41

Just friends. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

49:44

Okay. Thank you. My show. Bye bye.