0:09

It was one of those in Santa Barbara last night,

0:10

and I was gesturing over.

0:14

Rolling. Okay. Okay. I want to.

0:16

And I realize I've forgotten to take. But I think you might now.

0:21

I know, but I mean, we were here. It doesn't matter.

0:24

I don't know. Maybe. Dan, you. Then you look at it and go.

0:28

Yeah, yeah. I realized as I was doing that,

0:30

I was like this. I was like, my God.

0:32

This Hawaiian public thinks

0:32

I actually wear state jewelry, like.

0:38

Danyew, hi. Hi.

0:40

Welcome to what? Whatever. I know. I know.

0:43

Today we have three time curling champ.

0:46

self-professed

0:46

ladies, woman and flight risk.

0:50

Beloved, beloved, beloved,

0:54

veteran, comic and stand up comic coach

0:57

sensation in and coaching

1:00

and just a brilliant all around

1:00

brilliant woman and friend.

1:04

Here she is. Erin Foley, right here.

1:06

Woo! Retire after that mix of all time.

1:11

Just give me. please. You're the best one.

1:15

I don't even know where to look. Honestly.

1:18

What if I did the whole thing. Without.

1:22

A very important

1:25

that Lori knows? Yeah,

1:26

I went through many more phases. no.

1:31

Being

1:31

just unabashedly in love with her. Yes.

1:33

Then in love with her. Stand up. Yes. And then when you hang in there

1:35

long enough, sometimes you became friends

1:39

with us. So, I mean, it's been so many states.

1:42

Well,

1:42

I feel lucky for both of you hanging. Out.

1:45

For sure. What do you mean?

1:48

The first time I was like, I sat down

1:48

and, like, had a drink with Laura.

1:51

I could not believe what was happening. And I remember just like it was like

1:53

the room melted away.

1:56

And I was just talking to Laura, and also

1:56

and I turned around and all of my friends

2:00

who were over there were now like, here,

2:00

you know, I mean, trying to like, say.

2:05

I'm pretty special.

2:10

Aaron Okay, here's what here's

2:10

what I've been thinking about.

2:13

I know that you said you've you everyone's

2:13

talking about it because it's not

2:18

it's really rare that a truly amazing

2:18

stand up starts coaching other stand ups.

2:23

It takes patience. And I'm going to say incredible empathy

2:24

like I was writing on this show

2:30

and this young comic came up to me

2:32

and said, Lord,

2:32

could I run my 5 minutes past you?

2:35

And my first gut was, Hey,

2:35

that sounds like hell on earth.

2:42

Then I backtracked and felt so f***ing bad about it

2:44

and and listened.

2:47

And her stand up is really solid

2:47

that she's this young convert.

2:51

Her name is Angela and old, husky,

2:54

old, chunky, old C h, e sky aunt.

2:57

And she's very funny. Writer and she lives in Utah.

3:01

But I'll give you your info because, I mean,

3:02

can you tell me what your process is like?

3:05

How you. Well, honestly, I just you know,

3:05

I've been doing standup for so long,

3:10

and then I started to get like,

3:10

out of the blue,

3:14

just, like, really anxious on stage.

3:17

never happened to me before. And I think I was just, like,

3:19

getting burnt out, being on the road

3:23

and just also the same time

3:23

trying to transition and more

3:27

sitcom writing. So as I was doing that,

3:28

I don't know if something happened

3:31

on stage where I was just like,

3:31

I just felt uncomfortable

3:33

and I've always felt, well,

3:33

first of all, I feel uncomfortable.

3:36

For me to.

3:38

Master on stage, you know, you really. Nilay You're a strong performer, so to

3:40

hear you say that you're uncomfortable is

3:45

because you do have a loud confidence

3:45

on stage,

3:49

true delivery, or because

3:49

it's like across the board, I feel.

3:52

Like I can pull it off. But it was becoming less

3:53

and less enjoyable. And.

3:57

Yeah, like anxiousness. You were like, you didn't want to do it.

4:00

I did. I did not want to do it.

4:02

But then when I was on stage doing

4:02

it, I'd be like, okay, this is fine,

4:05

but it would ruin my day.

4:09

And I just was like, I think I just need to take like,

4:10

maybe just I'm done with it.

4:14

so anyway, the whole, the whole point of this is that was happening that I was, I was doing

4:16

thankfully more writing gigs.

4:20

So that was really taking me

4:20

out of standup

4:23

and then at the same point in time,

4:23

I started working with a couple of comics,

4:27

one specifically on her Netflix specials.

4:31

But for some reason there's

4:31

this dumb thing

4:33

that nobody, nobody can mention anybody

4:33

getting help.

4:37

Right? I'm like, Right. whatever. So correct.

4:40

People have like comedians,

4:40

huge comedians have, right? Yes.

4:44

Yeah, Yeah. Or any less talented

4:45

or there's another joke from day.

4:47

One, Joan Rivers had writer.

4:51

And plus whomever

4:51

your significant other is

4:53

is probably sick of hearing you say

4:53

What do you think of this?

4:56

Is this work? Yeah, I do it together.

4:57

And he's like, out of his mind.

5:00

You try to do that too.

5:02

In a relationship. you're still in a real love phase, though.

5:06

I mean, that's nice, but. Yeah, yeah, I mean, to get it. Already,

5:07

I just want.

5:10

I want him to

5:10

think I'm funny all the time.

5:14

So much easier.

5:16

I just think I'm boring.

5:18

Yeah. Like my partner is very,

5:23

like, beyond supportive, but, like,

5:26

she doesn't, like, laugh out loud.

5:28

Yeah. So I hear, like.

5:31

In the. Beginning of our relationship,

5:31

I'm like, Whoa one.

5:34

She was like, Yeah. And I was like, no, that's not

5:34

I mean, so much bigger of her reaction.

5:40

Yeah, not hers

5:42

because, I love to. Yeah. Yeah. I met you when you were on tour.

5:45

Yeah, And actually, the first the hardest lesson I learned

5:47

was your gig at Cap City.

5:51

I have one Thursday show,

5:51

but they asked me to host everything,

5:54

and I said I can do everything but third thing or whatever. I didn't know that

5:56

they took you for the block,

5:59

and so they gave it to somebody else.

6:01

So the weekend I met you, I was supposed

6:01

to be your host or something like that.

6:05

no way. The day, which is a normal.

6:05

You know what I mean?

6:08

That's a normal thing. I should have just said yes to the club

6:09

and just the other thing.

6:11

But that was a hard life. I was like, you take the money.

6:15

Don't go Be on a. So you're on the road.

6:19

I was like, Does that contribute to like, the fatigue

6:19

you're feeling like that led to your.

6:22

Yeah, it was just kind of like

6:22

perfect storm type of thing.

6:25

So, yeah, I was just I wasn't burnt out.

6:28

Honestly, when I got on stage,

6:28

it was just, you know, the travel

6:32

and at the time, like,

6:32

you know, I was making like, okay, money.

6:37

Yeah, it was like not worth

6:37

the amount of like, I just wasn't.

6:42

Aaron, was it? Were you saying it's telling me about the

6:43

these I'm sorry, these women

6:46

that were worse

6:46

kind of like being anti-gay at some show.

6:51

For all the shows. Every show. That she. Is.

6:55

Yeah, she says no.

6:57

But I remember in particular you were

6:57

saying that they said, like, get a dick or

7:03

No, maybe not even like.

7:05

Yeah. I don't think I've been specifically like,

7:10

I mean, I don't know if I've had, like,

7:10

specific anti-gay.

7:14

You know, I'm confusing you

7:14

with another dick.

7:20

Uncomfortable silence when you do the gay reveal the.

7:27

Slur because you're in the room.

7:30

please. And I like I mean, I

7:30

you know, also, I was kidding

7:33

because I was saying like anti-gay,

7:33

but yeah.

7:36

So then I think I took us, like,

7:36

way off track.

7:40

So then. So you've started helping other comics

7:41

and then now.

7:44

Well, how can I stay? Probably was just like I fell

7:47

into working with a couple of comics

7:47

and I absolutely loved it.

7:51

Like, and so I was like, Well,

7:51

how can I stay in stand up?

7:53

Like I'm doing stand up like, locally?

7:56

I can't quit it.

7:59

Yeah. Even though I say I am done. But,

7:59

you know.

8:02

You just can. You can. Yeah.

8:05

But I realize also, like, my at leaves

8:05

right now, my touring days are over.

8:10

My goals are completely different, and

8:10

I absolutely love being around standups.

8:16

I mean, I, you know, 25 years into this,

8:16

I'm not jaded by.

8:19

That's amazing, too.

8:19

I love that about you.

8:22

Standup. Now, I've been in the writers room

8:23

for a couple of years

8:25

and writers are funny,

8:25

but they're not funny.

8:28

yeah. There's a real difference.

8:30

Because. Funny and brilliant, but like,

8:31

you don't want to be like, Hey, let's.

8:34

Go get beers. Yeah, You know, you're just like,

8:35

See you tomorrow.

8:38

And they're men. And a lot of the writers are men,

8:41

and they and they're, they're,

8:41

they're their balls.

8:44

Everything is on the line

8:44

with a pitch, right?

8:46

Do you find that like, if you say ab,

8:46

what about this? And it's like,

8:50

you know, I don't know. Yeah.

8:53

Like, I just love standup.

8:55

Yeah, that's what it is. It's the nerdy, nerdy process,

8:57

which I absolutely am obsessed with.

9:01

So like this morning I was working with

9:01

some of there's never I'm working on like,

9:06

you know, some Netflix special

9:06

at the same time this woman who is like,

9:10

kind of famous in the realities

9:10

never didn't stand out before.

9:15

So I'm like

9:15

I find that just as interesting.

9:19

Yeah you. People love

9:19

you know you're. Like.

9:22

Yeah, yeah. Because they're not overthinking anything.

9:25

Yeah. And I find like, I saw the comic

9:25

last night and I was a guy and.

9:28

Yeah, and it was like our fourth time

9:28

or something. Yeah.

9:31

but I,

9:34

I see people posting online

9:34

all the time, like friends and colleagues

9:37

who are like coaching

9:37

or giving some kind of lesson.

9:40

And their career is dog shit. It's like.

9:44

Yeah. And they don't have the experience. Yeah.

9:47

Y you know what, I take a lesson

9:47

from someone who doesn't have the like

9:50

the merit or. Yeah, you got that. That's why

9:52

I was inspired that you started.

9:54

It was like, finally. Who. Can actually.

9:56

And what were the people

9:56

listening and watching?

9:59

What do you charge and

9:59

how do the people get in touch with it.

10:02

Well we'll plug it, but how? I hope to guide you, Charge,

10:03

you're not just doing this out of being nice

10:05

or I'm not going to stand for it.

10:08

Or share information. On the way. Okay.

10:10

Only on my website

10:10

there's a coaching tab and there's a,

10:16

a video and all the information

10:16

and price and calendar.

10:21

My partner Sarah set the whole thing.

10:23

Fantastic. She's got so many skills.

10:27

But she was actually the one that's like, Why don't you just, like, make this

10:28

a business that you're already doing?

10:31

And I was like, Okay.

10:34

that's great. Like writing gigs. And there's also.

10:37

There's just time. Yeah, I just love it.

10:39

So I thought, Well, why do I just try?

10:41

Yeah, you got to get that streaming

10:41

sources of income.

10:45

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All that.

10:47

It's like that's the new century.

10:49

Yeah. Like it's like JFL collapsing.

10:53

yeah. And I have friends

10:55

who've lost jobs and stuff like that. Yeah, but it's one of those things

10:57

I was like, Wow. There was another thing.

11:00

Yeah, I didn't even know that What happened? What I. Yeah.

11:04

I know. I think Garrett

11:04

told me about it yesterday.

11:07

Yes. You didn't. Know. We're right in the middle of college

11:09

basketball season.

11:12

Ha ha.

11:15

Trump-biden. But Iowa basketball's what one?

11:20

Glaring oversight in your introduction

11:20

is that you're a

11:23

mega sports fanatic in.

11:27

clear.

11:27

You're saying curling isn't a sport?

11:29

I beg your pardon. I know.

11:32

Surely. Okay. Where are you from? From?

11:35

I'm from New York City. No, Long Island. Brooklyn.

11:38

Long Island? Where? The Long Island Like Hampton Bays area.

11:42

That's where I was born. But now.

11:45

You know, I was thinking your twin is a teacher,

11:46

so maybe you both have this kind of.

11:49

Have the kind of a giving nature

11:49

naturally kind of to help worker.

11:53

But my older sister was a teacher

11:53

and my mom's.

11:56

okay. So it got that wrong. Yeah.

11:59

Yeah, she's a professor. Why? Where? Holes in family structure.

12:04

I don't know. The same thing with. The Olsen twins. And then there's Elizabeth. But yeah.

12:08

There is the other sister. There's the garden gnomes,

12:10

and then there's their older sister.

12:14

I'm awful. I don't give a her weight.

12:17

Okay. The twins. I've never seen her.

12:19

Have you ever met her? And she's as beautiful as Aaron.

12:22

I'll be blown away. There's a. Guy.

12:24

Yeah. Literally right down the street.

12:27

Really? And? And he was mean to.

12:29

Whoever I talked about is also a twin. So there's got to be some kind

12:30

of simpatico thing that the comic goes.

12:34

Me too. I am, too.

12:36

Do you guys go to, like, meetings

12:36

where there's other plans that were

12:39

overdue shit like that? No, like the big twin.

12:45

Big, big twin celebrations or. Yeah.

12:48

Waiting tables. It was the weirdest group of people ever,

12:50

and I was always eavesdropping

12:52

and trying to psychoanalyze everybody,

12:52

but I could not.

12:55

But again, it was like a group of 20, right? And they were all strange

12:56

looking and had like, just weird cliche.

13:00

Everything was strange,

13:00

nothing was consistent.

13:02

And finally, after, like,

13:02

what I can glean from the conversation

13:06

was that they were all near-death

13:06

survivors.

13:10

wow. Death experience.

13:12

And that was their little club.

13:14

my God. Someone had been struck by lightning.

13:17

Yes. All those cases where people go out,

13:17

then you don't tell the twins don't go.

13:21

Well, First of all, that's so much more interesting. Than trying.

13:25

Well, I mean, that being a twin,

13:25

I don't like chromosome parties.

13:31

Okay. Yeah. No. near-death experience club.

13:36

Isn't that wild? What?

13:38

What a great way to, like,

13:38

get to die on the way home, though.

13:42

I would drink too much and then, you know.

13:45

But that's why I realized I was like, that's why. They're all kind.

13:48

Of like, up looking is because they hide.

13:51

They're kind of they're kind of shaky.

13:54

One day all the time. Yeah. Yeah.

13:57

They all crossed over here.

14:01

There is this New Yorker article

14:01

about five or six years ago

14:05

because I've been obsessed with sinkholes

14:05

my entire.

14:09

they're. Crazy. Out here in Delaware, there is this woman

14:11

just casually dropped in the article

14:16

that she is falling into. Not one, but two.

14:20

my God. Like.

14:22

I want to know

14:22

everything about this woman.

14:24

She should be in that club. Yeah.

14:27

Yeah, yeah. So I'm also terrified of sinkholes

14:28

because they happen anywhere.

14:31

If you don't die, your

14:31

then here in Desert is his autobiography.

14:36

In the beginning,

14:36

there's an earthquake in Cuba

14:39

that a sinkhole opens and swallows

14:39

a bus full.

14:42

Of people who. One sentence and then just goes on

14:44

with the whole rest of this.

14:46

And that was it.

14:46

Prime Minister, I love. Yeah.

14:49

Yeah, I remember that the most. The bus thing. Goodbye.

14:53

One of my biggest fears. Yeah, but like, that's a natural.

14:57

Yeah, but you know, the two sinkholes, like,

14:57

I also think some people might be hexed.

15:01

I know it sounds crazy,

15:01

but there was a woman who died.

15:07

well, actually,

15:07

I guess she almost died from a snakebite,

15:10

But it was like an eagle or something.

15:13

Had a snake in its mouth

15:13

and dropped it on her.

15:17

I thought that. And then she died. That almost died from being bitten

15:21

and getting in a poisonous snake

15:21

bite from above, you know?

15:25

Isn't that crazy? Or maybe she did die.

15:25

I can't remember, but that.

15:27

Someone got, like, bit by a barracuda.

15:30

Yeah. Woods Because of bear. An eagle.

15:33

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's exactly what I mean. And dropped it. And some hiker

15:35

somebody got.

15:37

Yep. By the fish. Yeah. Yeah.

15:40

You got to rethink that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did somebody okay?

15:45

You got to go. Yeah. Yeah. A barracuda in the middle.

15:49

It's something like that. Yeah,

15:49

it was like a shark.

15:52

But, I mean, okay, a snake bite,

15:52

you know, on the ground.

15:55

Okay, But out of this, fine,

15:55

you know, out of the air, out of another.

16:00

The Eagles mouth. This. That's crazy.

16:02

My friend lived in Alaska and a bang, so many Bulgarian girls

16:04

that he spoke Bulgarian.

16:07

After that. Lots of people worked there in the summer.

16:10

Did he try or did just happen?

16:12

It just happened.

16:12

It was great. Yeah. the language.

16:14

Yeah, it was broken. No.

16:18

You see all kinds of crazy shit in Alaska. Like they're shooting stars all the time.

16:22

Yeah, there's a ship, Miles guy.

16:24

But the other thing is, you see, like,

16:24

we saw an eagle get into a fight with,

16:29

like, two hawks or falcons in the sky,

16:29

and they're all flying upside down.

16:35

Jeez.

16:35

We were, like, taking the eagle down.

16:38

It's like. Wow.

16:42

Did you. You don't like traveling for tours

16:43

and shit, do you?

16:45

Like I did? I loved it for a really long time. Yeah.

16:48

And then, honestly, I think I was really.

16:51

I was just getting a little

16:51

a little getting a little burnt out.

16:53

And then I met Sarah

16:53

while we had known each other for a while.

16:57

But then I just thought, you know,

16:57

this is like kind of a perfect time to

17:01

maybe do,

17:01

I don't. Know, you know, nest egg.

17:03

Yeah. I met Sarah. I like Sarah a lot. Yeah.

17:07

She's cool. And you have a dog

17:08

and you have a little homestead.

17:10

It's real cute. Yeah. And then, of course,

17:11

it's like the grass is greener, right?

17:14

Like, I'm completely settled now. We have a little dog, super happy.

17:18

Like I'm, you know, writing and coaching,

17:18

and now I'm like, I could do a road game.

17:23

Ha ha ha. Because you, like, you guys.

17:26

Got to figure out,

17:26

like, the balance. Yeah.

17:29

I'm like, Okay, well, that chapter was.

17:32

Yeah, yeah. I think it was kind of need.

17:35

I just need. To make that. Back to back out of town games with Brad

17:37

looking up.

17:42

What's his last name locally. Okay. I know.

17:45

Probably he. He talked about you a lot.

17:46

I love him. Yeah, he's.

17:49

At least 12, 20 years probably.

17:51

And he talks about being,

17:51

like back in New York.

17:54

You started in New York City.

17:56

Started New York City. When I think back, I'm like, thank God

17:57

I was very naive, like if I had known.

18:03

But you guys ever think about like,

18:03

if you had known

18:06

now, like if in the it's so hard to see.

18:10

But like, I guess I'm just I was like,

18:10

I had no idea.

18:13

And that really helped me. Yeah. I never started in L.A.

18:18

Had I known I wanted to do do. I think I would have been an heiress

18:19

if I could have done it all again?

18:23

I inherited a big thing.

18:25

I know I want I would have liked to have inherited

18:26

some money and just, I don't know, off of.

18:31

Please. Well, who is there? I've only got my mother

18:32

and she has less than me.

18:36

I can hook it up. There's still time. Yeah.

18:42

my. Christ. And what about. my God.

18:46

The guy that the who just got married

18:46

again.

18:49

Murdoch, he is. He's engaged.

18:51

He's 92 and he's engaged.

18:53

Rupert. Rupert. yeah.

18:56

I know, But, I mean, I'd like to, but,

18:56

you know, he's got to be cheap there.

19:01

There would have to be. He's now engaged to it.

19:04

I don't know. Whether to have a nine year old

19:06

lizard throbbing on. Top.

19:08

I have cable. Yeah. Money. But

19:13

I that's. Exactly what I that's.

19:16

Some money runs out for the money.

19:19

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. my God. Yeah.

19:22

They called it off, though. I think they just called. Again with a 67 year old marine biologist.

19:29

I mean, the contract. Yeah.

19:31

money makes people not attractive to me.

19:35

Like there's not no one is, like,

19:35

so rich that they're high now.

19:38

I mean, Jeff Bezos, could he be.

19:40

my. God. My youngest letter.

19:42

Your day. Yeah. I was just poor people.

19:46

Like, what's the competition, though?

19:48

If if I had to save someone was just now

19:48

switching over to the female donor

19:53

because I can't.

19:53

I said Jeff Bezos. And I'm like.

19:56

God. But he is universal. Is universal.

19:58

Yeah. Yeah. But I do think women or whoever

19:59

you're attracted to get more attractive,

20:04

like if someone was a gazillionaire

20:04

and they were just like,

20:08

like the most generous person,

20:11

you know, that nonprofit

20:11

and that I would be like by then.

20:15

Yeah, because women are more like that. I feel like they're just more generous.

20:19

I mean, you are to kitten,

20:19

but you know what I mean?

20:21

But I mean, I'm saying like in general,

20:21

it seems like

20:25

men are really much tighter

20:25

with their money.

20:28

Yeah. And yeah, of course. But yeah. Destroying everything you think.

20:31

No, because like Martha Stewart.

20:34

yeah. When you said that lady fell

20:34

into a sinkhole twice

20:37

as serious

20:37

as you can, struck by lightning twice.

20:40

Really? Yes. And says it with a straight face. That's.

20:44

Well, one of them was a facelift. That doesn't count.

20:48

She was doing dishes

20:48

and she got struck by lightning.

20:51

And then there was

20:51

another was you guys are.

20:53

Just doing dishes out for.

20:56

Like flew into the house.

20:59

Already. That doesn't sound right. She has maids to do dishes.

21:02

Those kind of people with you

21:02

name you name the house.

21:07

Take her lighting.

21:10

Already. shit. You're right.

21:14

I hate that. Harry and Meghan. Were in Austin, Texas.

21:18

No gas. And they ate at my friend's barbecue.

21:23

I'm a big. I'm also a big fan of those, too.

21:26

Yeah. What's your attraction? I am. Is that they got out. yeah.

21:31

Also, I've just always thought,

21:31

like, I'm not like,

21:36

buying into, like, scandal stuff, like,

21:39

you know, some people are just obsessed

21:39

with, like, royal family.

21:41

Yeah. And I bonded with B over

21:42

the fact that we, that we recreationally

21:48

both watch the prince playing in a funeral

21:48

because the music is so good.

21:53

no. Again, with Elton John,

21:56

she died like a candle in

21:56

the wind Like everybody died.

22:00

scaring the bitch out. really? Her wedding when I was little.

22:05

And then watch the females. So I. You saw them?

22:08

I guess.

22:11

Yeah.

22:13

I just was like someone showed me

22:13

a photo, like, I don't know, probably

22:17

ten years ago, where they're like,

22:17

is my friend who is in England,

22:21

and she's like, Harry's father is in

22:21

what is it?

22:25

Right. The other guy. Yeah.

22:28

no. And then you see and you're like,

22:28

what's?

22:31

So then I got. Like, it's like I just

22:32

that was the only in moment of intrigue.

22:35

And then I started rewatching,

22:35

not rewatching watching.

22:39

Suits for the first time. God.

22:42

It wasn't always on Netflix.

22:44

It was, it was on Starz or something. Right.

22:48

And you know Netflix like repurposes

22:48

old shows.

22:51

Yeah. I know. That. Demographic.

22:51

yeah. Yeah.

22:54

I think it was during the strike

22:54

and I was like I'll watch suits.

22:58

Yeah I do watch suits

22:58

and we legitimately cannot stop.

23:04

Wow. So Meghan Markle is in suits.

23:07

Yeah. Yes. So I was like, okay.

23:11

Is there a lot of backstabbing?

23:13

So there's a lot of hype. Is that

23:17

because that's what all that shit is? It's like,

23:18

you know, women can't be friends. I don't know if you know that,

23:20

but they have that reality.

23:23

Yeah, and it is. A show I would never watch today.

23:27

It would never get made

23:27

because there's like 80 dudes.

23:31

And one woman is the secretary. Meghan Markle is falling out of her shirt.

23:34

There we go. But for some reason, like, yeah,

23:36

you know, you have,

23:39

you know,

23:39

dude shows that you just can't explain it.

23:41

You just can't say. yeah, no, I'm obsessed with.

23:44

I'm like, That's why I watch this movie.

23:46

I'm not into this or it's like YouTube. You just Google YouTube for movie

23:47

and then put in a year 1995

23:52

and normal shit comes out like Stargate.

23:56

The full HD movie was there for free,

23:56

so I watched that.

23:59

But then I watched something

23:59

called Cruel Jobs,

24:02

which is some weird, horrible jobs,

24:02

like try to be movie.

24:06

No way. Like Jaws isn't enough.

24:08

This is the cruel one. And it's so bad. And one of the lines is this guy walks

24:10

in, goes, Hey, I'm in charge of pussy.

24:14

I just don't I make check your credentials. And then the two girls are saying that.

24:17

Dick brain dick. Right.

24:21

So my movie. Wow. Yeah.

24:22

So that's why. To use that line.

24:25

my God. You see your. Credential.

24:28

But the lady had a line. She's jealous of her marine

24:29

biologist boyfriend, And she goes,

24:32

What do I have to do to get your attention? Grow gills.

24:35

my God.

24:38

That's great.

24:41

Boobs. I'm into that. Yeah,

24:47

now that I know, Aaron, that you guys aren't that far away,

24:48

you have to come over. Please have your dog

24:50

come over and sit in the yard.

24:52

I want. To.

24:55

I want to play. Are you the neighborhood

24:56

Huskies do okay? Yeah.

24:59

It's like it's touching. I want small dogs.

25:02

I want you to bring it places

25:02

because I have guilt about leaving.

25:05

My old are everywhere. I'm also Big dog is like a human.

25:11

Do you know what I mean? Want to be like? Who invited. Frank?

25:16

yeah. There's one weekend in April

25:16

where Sarah's away.

25:19

She's doing, like, a conference

25:19

in Santa Barbara all day Saturday.

25:22

All this Sunday. So I'm going to be single, Dad.

25:25

Yes, You play and you guys come over

25:25

and hang out and see if you like.

25:31

Good bye. I want you to get I'm desperate

25:32

to have Daniel get a dog to a small one.

25:36

Okay. A dog fixed come over that weekend

25:37

and I was going to be also sitter.

25:40

Same like if you ever if you had to. But what I really want to do is

25:42

you could pick a ball, Right?

25:47

But do you play badminton?

25:49

yeah. We've discussed. This. I want to get in on this.

25:52

I love that. I think I like badminton more. More?

25:57

Yes, you do. I am.

25:59

No, but I would like to

25:59

because I need the arm exercise.

26:02

I think. You Look. I know you should see.

26:05

How could I ever connect a birdie

26:05

with a net?

26:08

You know, with a racket?

26:10

I probably never could

26:10

because I never know where my arms and.

26:15

Badminton. Played in so long. But I used to.

26:17

I used to be a

26:17

we played it as a family growing up.

26:20

back in the fold.

26:23

The Foleys were obsessed with that.

26:26

Did you have a net in the yard? God, yes.

26:28

Yeah, We have a portable net in Brooklyn.

26:31

You had. No, but I'm trying to picture.

26:34

in Rhode Island. Okay. We moved down to New York

26:35

when I was like four or five

26:38

and then Connecticut for a couple of years. And then Rhode Island.

26:41

And we always had that back.

26:43

And it was just nonstop. That is the only thing I'm good at.

26:47

That is the only thing I can talk

26:47

shit about it. So.

26:51

And I always say this,

26:51

but in my old days, I could smoke

26:53

and have a cocktail in my hand

26:53

and still I you know,

26:58

I was watching the Mary Tyler Moore

26:58

documentary, which I think is incredible.

27:02

It is. And yeah, relatively,

27:03

it's called Being Mary Tyler Moore.

27:07

kind of depressed me because of I feel

27:07

like women on TV have gone backwards.

27:13

Like, you know,

27:13

we haven't really progressed.

27:15

And she really started this progression

27:15

like she was the first woman to wear

27:19

pants on TV and to tuck into tuck.

27:25

And that's

27:25

what comes out in the documentary.

27:27

I was just like, God Almighty,

27:27

she was so cool and so amazing.

27:32

And and I feel like we've all gone back

27:32

from that like like that,

27:36

because now women are just,

27:36

you know, their wives.

27:38

They set up the male actor and everything.

27:41

They set up the jokes for, you know, Ray

27:41

Romano, for whoever the male comic is.

27:46

And it's just. Yeah.

27:49

Patrick, Thank you. Yeah.

27:52

You know, it's so crazy.

27:52

I was named after her.

27:54

Yeah. Laura. Audra. After some of the big valley.

27:58

yeah. Yeah. I think her name

27:59

was actually Audrey So long.

28:01

I wrote a book

28:01

that was a show that wasn't.

28:03

Well, I think it because my mom was alone. I'm watching TV,

28:05

you know, in the hospital.

28:07

There's that. There's that happy story.

28:10

And I used to say, Well,

28:10

I'm glad that you were watching,

28:13

you know, Lassie or something.

28:16

Yeah, yeah, yeah,

28:19

yeah. I randomly got

28:20

an email and this is a fairly recently,

28:23

someone at Friends had a baby

28:23

and they named her

28:27

Claire. And then a week later, I'm just.

28:30

I don't know. I don't know. It was it doesn't matter.

28:33

It was like let's week I was ever

28:37

having to never ever meet

28:40

again another another email

28:42

after being with our baby for a week

28:45

where we were like,

28:45

she's not Claire, she's

28:49

Marjorie. Wow.

28:52

You updated y'all. Yeah.

28:55

I was like, First of all, I was like,

28:55

That's pretty awesome.

28:58

Yeah. That's kind of cool. I'm going to stick,

29:00

but also completely bonkers.

29:04

Yeah, Like,

29:04

I don't actually know that it after.

29:08

After being with our baby for a week,

29:08

we decided to name her shit pants

29:13

bitchy.

29:16

Yeah. Claire,

29:20

this is. Tantrum. My son.

29:22

He was. John. How lame.

29:26

We know It's really crazy.

29:28

It is late.

29:31

We decided we don't want to be parents.

29:33

Remember that. You?

29:35

Yeah. I mean. Who gives a shit to be in on the email,

29:41

my friend. I granted we were all

29:45

they the call. All of us. Are.

29:50

Facebook tells you

29:50

that we're getting divorced.

29:53

I was like, okay, I like. Yeah.

29:55

Who get offered the announcement

29:55

of the announcement?

29:59

Yeah. This is also one of my favorites.

30:01

When someone breaks up with someone

30:01

or gets divorced, whatever,

30:07

and they put on Instagram that they need,

30:07

please respect our privacy at this time.

30:12

And you're like, Nobody knows. You.

30:17

You can have all the privacy you want.

30:21

And I and that makes me laugh.

30:24

So I started running to the living room

30:24

and like, there is no they want private.

30:29

They want to protect their privacy. TIME Are you okay?

30:34

You're there. We're all a royal couple or. Yeah,

30:40

you're a white coat. The word.

30:43

I don't know who you are. Christ.

30:46

You know, there's, like, that weird era

30:46

where all your friends the same age

30:49

that kids get married and all that shit,

30:49

and then you don't ever go with me.

30:53

But they it was

30:53

it was happening in such a blur

30:56

that I knew their first rounds, the names

30:56

of all those kids.

31:00

yeah. They had second. When they got married. Married or new kids, right? Yeah.

31:05

So the six year

31:05

old, I'm like, Hello, Rebecca.

31:08

And then her brother Mike and Rebecca.

31:13

I don't give a shit to learn or to get in the loop,

31:13

but it's really hard.

31:16

What am I really good friends? I was, like, trying to tiptoe around.

31:19

I was like, somehow the family.

31:22

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:25

And I was a

31:28

I. I was the little one. My husband.

31:31

No, no.

31:35

Yeah. Also, the same thing that happens is

31:35

when your friends tell you

31:40

that they're just not doing

31:40

well in their marriages, Right? Yeah.

31:43

I don't know. homosexual male.

31:45

I think that means they want to swing. it it like two gay guys?

31:48

And they were talking to you about it

31:48

like, Hey, you want to jump in.

31:50

Like straight couples fishing for

31:54

how to have an open relationship?

31:59

I just assumed that again

31:59

so that I have like, over.

32:01

With that kind of stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, would,

32:03

you know, like, that kind of stuff.

32:05

okay. And I was like, Well, stop including me

32:06

on all your trials if you don't to make.

32:10

This game, you know, Listen,

32:10

I totally get your perspective,

32:13

but I get their perspective

32:13

because in my point of view, gay men,

32:18

let's say, let's say like not obviously

32:18

all gay men would say nothing.

32:27

You know, I think have the absolute

32:28

healthiest approach to chips.

32:32

And that is no rules.

32:35

They said a very open like I'm

32:35

not going it

32:38

you're not going to get

32:38

and everything from your person.

32:41

Yeah. You know, I like

32:42

I have this couple in my life for so long.

32:46

I think they were together

32:46

at least like 20 years

32:48

and they were, like,

32:48

compatible in every way.

32:51

But they just didn't want.

32:53

They had completely different.

32:53

Can I swear?

32:56

Yeah. Alpha. Yeah. Other people.

32:56

Yeah. Yeah.

32:59

Not honestly, because they just weren't

32:59

attracted to like

33:03

they couldn't bring like a third person in

33:03

because they weren't,

33:06

they didn't have the same attraction.

33:09

and yeah,

33:09

I mean, there's still together, like it.

33:12

It it it's not like a crazy like,

33:12

they're out every night or,

33:15

like, it's

33:15

just, like, once in a while or whatever.

33:19

It's just. That's just what they do. Aaron I love your, I love your you.

33:24

I don't know if you want to burn the

33:24

if you think of it as burning material

33:27

about how gay women

33:29

meet and how straight

33:29

and how gay men meet.

33:32

Yeah, yeah, I this actually happened to me

33:37

so many times where I was just like,

33:37

I should probably just write this down.

33:41

But no, I just say, like, straight people,

33:41

you know, they meet in, like,

33:45

really boring ways. Like when you ask me how they meet,

33:48

you know, it's like bar friends,

33:48

you know, dating app.

33:51

And the guy took forever to propose.

33:54

And the woman's currently disappointed.

33:58

Gay. Men. It's like when you ask gay men

33:59

how they need they're like, well,

34:03

you know, the night I met my husband,

34:03

my dick was through a hole in the wall.

34:08

And then my husband

34:08

was on the other side of the wall.

34:12

The the the thing that resonates

34:12

the most for me

34:15

is because I've been in the situation

34:15

so many times.

34:17

When you ask lesbians, like,

34:17

how did you guys meet?

34:19

I just say, like, put another light on the

34:24

topic. So why not. If. You're going to be there

34:25

for 2 to 3 weeks,

34:30

I, I mean I love asking couples have.

34:33

Yeah, but I forget like I

34:36

gotta put a timer on it.

34:39

Yeah. Because they just start chapters.

34:42

Yeah. Yeah. Like a break. Yeah.

34:45

And sometimes I get caught doing that

34:45

because I just do like, like meet cute

34:51

and then a couple minutes, then I go,

34:51

my God, I've done this to myself again.

34:56

yeah, yeah. Like they just it's in.

34:59

Like, nicest people. On earth. Yeah, Yeah. But, like.

35:03

It's uncanny. We, like, we saw each other, then

35:04

we didn't see each other, and then we.

35:07

Then we had coffee like.

35:10

Basically from three relationships

35:10

before this.

35:13

I really did. Yeah. That's not like

35:16

I was. I was at a dead end job

35:17

at Bank of America.

35:27

Friday. Yes.

35:29

I was in a band called Shirley Tiger,

35:29

which was fine.

35:32

It was a hip hop band. It was fronted. By.

35:34

I love. That title.

35:34

I didn't know that I. Me, Tiger.

35:37

Okay. Was D.J. Mama Cash.

35:40

my God. She choked on money.

35:43

how nice. But.

35:45

And one of my friends, she's

35:45

now married to this girl.

35:48

But it was like, ah,

35:48

and this is a hundred years ago, right?

35:51

Yeah. But the first time they dated, of course,

35:51

then there were

35:55

different relationship

35:55

between now and the other.

35:58

The first 45 minutes of band practice

35:58

was the text messages of them breaking up.

36:03

I got out

36:03

and then she said, my God, can we be?

36:10

And so when they finally got married,

36:12

fucking good know

36:16

love each other. my God, it is.

36:18

It is that.

36:21

Yeah. my God. How they even got married?

36:24

You don't get to that point. But you're right though, because like

36:25

I call them the lowest people standing.

36:28

Some of the hardest I've ever had was with these guys, and they've been married

36:30

like 35 or 40 years. Yeah.

36:32

And sometimes it was awful, like not at their house

36:34

and sometimes it would be their house.

36:36

And the daddies just be like, upstairs.

36:39

It's like watching television. And sometimes they would both be

36:40

and it would be on.

36:43

But like, yeah,

36:43

we had the dynamic worked out.

36:46

But yeah, not like.

36:48

Has that rule or but yeah, yeah,

36:48

yeah, yeah.

36:51

I always wonder,

36:51

has that ever been an issue?

36:55

Like, I mean, I can't imagine

36:55

that it would just always be understood.

36:59

Like if,

36:59

if a third person is in there, like

37:03

is it ever like,

37:03

you know, with another guy going Yeah.

37:06

Just like, we're doing that tonight.

37:08

We're, it's a movie night or whatever.

37:11

It was really sexy. And I just looked at like,

37:13

this is like years ago. Yeah.

37:15

And, and they,

37:15

we were all three in the room.

37:20

One of them my husband left, went

37:20

and got his hair cut.

37:24

No. And came. Back.

37:26

No, because we were so good. Yeah.

37:28

my God. The clips

37:33

and everything. And that's how you call it. Endurance.

37:36

I call that boredom.

37:39

God damn it. Go to Supercuts.

37:41

I mean, I can't. I can't keep going on.

37:44

I got to paint something.

37:46

As a the like. Wow.

37:48

Dynamic of, like, what was happening. Wow. So I'm going to assume

37:50

in the afternoon the lights were on.

37:54

In earth time. But there was there was all I'm

37:55

telling you, they had it worked out.

37:58

It was. Wow. The minute you started.

38:00

Her hair haircut is the funniest.

38:02

I really love that. It was so great.

38:05

But yeah, that was one of those moments

38:05

where I was like,

38:07

okay,

38:07

they like L.A is also very different.

38:10

L.A. has progressive gay relationships.

38:12

Yeah. In places in, like the midwest. Yeah, I'm just. I just love it.

38:16

I just think, like,

38:16

with. It from straight.

38:18

OC, I just as someone with major A.D.D.,

38:18

I could think of a thousand things

38:24

to do during the, you know, 80 minutes

38:24

that we're having sex.

38:32

Yeah. You're not even looking any more.

38:35

He's just so sick of it. you guys, does that.

38:39

Work, do you think. Like. You could leave and come back?

38:42

No, the. The open. The open. Really.

38:44

What do you think the percentages would.

38:47

I'm really afraid of it. I don't, I don't think, think it's hard

38:48

to focus on one person.

38:51

Yeah. And that's me. Yeah.

38:55

I can't, I can't finish masturbating.

38:57

I don't know about you.

38:57

I get tired. Bored.

39:00

I think if I laugh, it. I'm going to go take myself for a walk.

39:05

I don't know. Another broad break. It must be. you're right.

39:09

You're right. You're right.

39:13

It's true. I think it's different with.

39:16

Straight couples because you can't always

39:16

mix the right with gay,

39:20

if that's the attraction, right? Yeah, man, man, man.

39:22

Yeah. It's like this. Somewhere in there's an element,

39:23

but it's like,

39:26

do you have does

39:26

a husband have to get his wife into a

39:30

might be, like, less or harder to broach.

39:34

Right? I don't even the right word. I don't know. Yeah, I mean, not bringing someone in

39:35

may just be the case. I'm.

39:40

I'm going to. I'm going to be back late tonight.

39:44

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because, like, that would be hard for me

39:45

to be like, I'm going to go get a burger.

39:49

Like, where you are. You're like, I'll be right back. Well, Like, you know,

39:55

if you had a relationship

39:55

where you're, like, okay,

39:59

you know, you can when you feel like it,

40:02

you can have sex with this other person

40:02

or whoever.

40:05

like Sarah and I talked about it,

40:05

you know, randomly, like back in the day.

40:09

And I was like,

40:09

okay, it's not like a dealbreaker

40:12

for me, but like, I don't

40:12

I don't want to know at all.

40:15

I don't, you know. Yeah.

40:17

And she's like,

40:17

I need to know every detail.

40:22

First of all, I have no intention. But yeah.

40:25

And she's like, No,

40:25

if you came to me and we talked about it

40:28

or if you did something

40:28

and then we talked about it,

40:30

she's like,

40:30

you know, you know, it's honest.

40:32

It's like open. And we're talking it. And I think, my God, no.

40:36

I can't. Because even though you want a booker.

40:40

Yeah. Yeah. Honestly,

40:42

she's extremely, like, thoughtful.

40:45

I mean, she's wonderful. So it's not like she, you know,

40:47

I just think

40:50

my, like, repressed Catholic.

40:53

I would feel so

40:56

like sitting down in front of this

40:59

thing. Like, I know, I know.

41:01

I know. You said it would be okay.

41:01

But I Sally last.

41:04

yeah? Yeah. Here's how it went down.

41:06

Yeah. Yeah. Well, I think Garrett and I, like,

41:08

sometimes we watch an old movie,

41:11

like an old seventies movie or something,

41:11

and we'll both comment on woman's boobs.

41:15

You guys need to really watch Cruel

41:19

God. God damn. It. Maybe we should,

41:27

I love all gay men because of a hand. You like an ashtray full of pills, right?

41:30

Like, take a pound whole. What is it? And I just think she kept watching.

41:34

What is. It? I need to go to these parties.

41:36

I said if a pill rolled under the office

41:36

door, I'd take it.

41:40

I don't give a shit what it. Is. At work.

41:43

Yeah. No, I always been too nervous.

41:46

Really. With the pills.

41:49

It's too easy. I love alcohol more than I can say.

41:54

Wait a second. But you don't drink.

41:55

But you don't drink any more, right?

41:57

Or you do. I drink, but I have to drink less.

42:01

I don't know why

42:01

we haven't been hanging out more than you.

42:05

One my very few friends

42:05

that drinks anymore.

42:07

One and done. But it like two men.

42:12

Usually one. Mine used to be like if I could get

42:13

six drinks then I'd be like, yeah,

42:17

I'm ready to drink. Well I think the key is

42:18

are you on antidepressants now?

42:21

Okay, Because if you're not,

42:21

if you're that's there.

42:23

No, that's great. But if you're on antidepressants,

42:24

I always say that that's like the

42:27

the spoiler on the back of the car, like,

42:27

it kind of works.

42:30

Kind of doesn't work, you know, But it

42:30

it makes everything go a little too fast,

42:35

you know? So you're not supposed to.

42:38

I want antidepressants,

42:38

so I'm not supposed to drink, but I do.

42:42

You know. You know, it's so annoying. I'm getting older.

42:46

You go on. Yeah.

42:49

You get so, like,

42:49

you get more comfortable,

42:51

you get more confidence, but at the same

42:51

time, like, your body's, like, just a lot.

42:56

Like, I just was like, if I felt this way

42:56

and I had, like,

42:59

this much, like, confidence

42:59

and just kind of general excitement.

43:04

In my twenties. Yeah. 30. Yeah.

43:07

You know what I mean? Well,

43:07

it was probably a good thing.

43:09

But now when I drink I'll have.

43:12

Yeah, like

43:12

I had a gin and tonic last night

43:15

and then I have to take like

43:15

at least half a gummy to go to sleep.

43:20

yeah. And then I was like, well,

43:20

I got to cut down on my caffeine.

43:23

I'm like, Well,

43:23

I just felt like this is a water

43:27

buzz.

43:30

it's one drink. Yeah,

43:32

Yeah. Don't drink. Three cold brew.

43:35

Yeah. I used to.

43:37

I was giving shit because it was pandemic,

43:37

but I would go running to grip it

43:41

by run up and run down. I was, you know, shit

43:43

like three times a week.

43:45

I'm 41 now. 38, 39 then and I'm giving myself credit.

43:49

Crap. Getting older. I like my knees and shit like that. And I totally zeroed out

43:51

that it was pandemic and I was also dosing

43:54

like 100 milligrams of weed

43:54

when I would run.

43:58

While you were running. You mean right before?

44:00

Yeah. my God, I would go running. I was like, Well,

44:01

that's why you were fucking high as shit

44:04

and you couldn't feel your high water.

44:08

Well, you can't. You have a lead. I think it just I think it's

44:10

just like a slippery slope because I can.

44:13

No, I, I have never been.

44:16

I've been, I'm like terrible. When I spoke. With the gummy though, or.

44:20

Whatever it is,

44:20

I can't, like, be in public.

44:24

I did it like 15 years ago. My, my friend was like, huge into,

44:26

like weed smoking weed all the time.

44:31

But I have to say in the house,

44:31

not all the time.

44:34

Yeah. Because I can't like,

44:35

I would just be like, it's such a

44:37

I can't take Erin Foley in public.

44:41

Well, what about sativa

44:41

or the kind of energy pot that.

44:45

Nah. Okay, here's. Something called green crack. All right.

44:50

Sounds good. Yeah. Like, very focused.

44:52

The green. Crack?

44:55

Yeah, It's a living act, but it's very,

44:55

very tough.

44:58

But how does it make you feel? Like I can, like, work on something.

45:02

okay. Yeah, I've. I've actually.

45:05

Worked on finding the remote for the.

45:08

Book, that's all. my God. That's all I would say that.

45:11

Well, that's how I love watching eighties.

45:11

press your luck on YouTube.

45:14

Yeah, it's. It's our. Damn.

45:17

Price is right. all those.

45:19

You're the barker beauties and how.

45:21

yeah yeah. Where those like they're all in a bathing

45:22

suit.

45:25

Right. And it's hard and I.

45:28

Mean the thing,

45:28

I mean, just even imagining Bob Barker

45:31

as a, you know,

45:31

a straight, virile man, like, he'd.

45:35

Just. I know, but, I mean, just even.

45:38

I know, but I mean, I. I have all this shit.

45:41

Well, you know, I just didn't. He doesn't seem like, like a pussy

45:42

hound is what I guess I'm trying to say.

45:47

Viagra, too. Yeah. Yeah.

45:49

Weird how many will drink?

45:51

Like, kind of Foley recipe. Was he?

45:53

You know, I don't know. But there was an interview, and I.

45:57

There was just something about him, this

45:57

photo of him and his wife, an article.

46:01

And it said that his wife

46:01

said, I'm like Bob in that

46:05

I love him like something like

46:05

he loves him and I love him.

46:10

Like, so he's probably like,

46:10

you know, massive narcissist.

46:13

Yeah, but. That's the

46:15

gig, though. I want to host a game show and, like,

46:16

never look back. How?

46:19

Like, even when Pat Sajak said

46:19

he was retiring my years or.

46:23

You'd. Be great at it. You're so welcoming and funny and kind.

46:28

Of Wheel of Fortune. I could kill on that game. Yeah.

46:32

You would be a fun. Game show host,

46:32

I think.

46:34

Are you competitive as a person?

46:36

I mean, obviously you have to have. Well, this is why I mean,

46:38

for rehabbing my shoulder, for my.

46:44

Pickleball for what you do. You threw a racket.

46:47

No, no, no. I just. I mean, because that is lame.

46:51

If you it's like. Throwing down a ping pong paddle and

46:53

and breaking it.

46:57

Right. No emotion of it. But you play regular.

47:01

I did. I haven't played it of weeks as a well

47:01

I just went a little crazy like my writing

47:05

gig ended

47:05

so it's like you're sitting a lot.

47:07

Then I just was like, you know,

47:07

go to the gym and lifting and pickleball.

47:12

And I just went a little bit to,

47:12

I can't do anything.

47:14

Like, have you pulled out? What happened exactly that, you.

47:17

Know, it's like, it's like pre

47:17

have you ever heard of frozen shoulder?

47:22

You know. I've heard of giving

47:23

someone the cold shoulder.

47:28

Yeah. Two years ago. Alison, your shoulder just freezes.

47:32

shit. You're so you can't feel it.

47:35

No, like motionless.

47:35

Like you can't lift your.

47:37

So anyway it's starting again. But I, I, I now I know what it is.

47:42

I just know. It does is so doesn't.

47:44

It just exercises and. It doesn't hurt when or does.

47:47

Yeah, it hurts

47:47

but like I had you know it's like

47:50

you learn a new vocab term

47:50

and then you're like a new word.

47:53

I think that's well,

47:53

I just said vocabulary.

47:56

Yeah, Yeah. And then you just, like,

47:58

hear it again and again.

48:01

Yeah. Yeah. I get my my shoulder was messed up

48:02

and I went to the doctors

48:04

a couple of years ago

48:04

and they go, You frozen shoulder.

48:07

I was like, What.

48:07

Are you talking about? Yeah.

48:09

And then I was in a conversation

48:09

because I was like, I can't play

48:12

because I, I have this thing called

48:12

Frozen Shoulder immediately.

48:15

15 women in my life were like,

48:15

I have frozen. Ha.

48:20

It was just like the, the craziest thing.

48:24

So dinner at a restaurant that

48:24

everyone around you that I have children.

48:27

That really sounds good. I can't tell

48:32

that you have to hear.

48:38

Some of that is frozen shoulder now that I. Think usually mine was Bell's Palsy,

48:40

which I never had.

48:43

my God, that's so frightening.

48:43

Just frightening. Right?

48:45

You know what it was? My friend got it.

48:48

And he was like, I was like,

48:48

how did you get it?

48:52

He's like a cold wind blew.

48:54

I was like, Wow, it's a cold wind.

48:58

And it's based on, Ah, my.

49:01

God. You know, that was like the thing. I just have read this thing

49:02

about about the the Kansas City.

49:07

What? It was the Kansas City team.

49:09

Yeah. fans were frostbitten

49:10

and they got amputated.

49:14

Wait, what? Yeah, the fans of the Kansas City Chiefs.

49:18

Yeah. They got, they were so cold, they didn't

49:18

realize that they had frostbite.

49:22

They had to get

49:22

their limbs amputated. Yeah.

49:26

Was like the the conference final game Kansas City was playing,

49:32

I don't know, maybe above maybe Buffalo,

49:32

I can't remember.

49:35

And, with the wind chill at Arrowhead

49:35

Stadium in Kansas City.

49:40

It was something like,

49:40

you know, like -15 and everyone just,

49:44

a thousand beers, right?

49:46

And people had their shirts. my God.

49:48

Doing crazy. Right?

49:51

But it was. Awful. Yeah.

49:53

So there's so many emergencies like that.

49:55

Like they have to like they just cannot

49:55

you cannot posted it.

50:00

That's got to be a. Playoff game is like the hardest stadium

50:01

to play in

50:05

because of the fans are just crazy

50:05

like in a good way

50:08

but they're also like drunken it's -20.

50:11

Yeah yeah. That. No. Yeah.

50:14

They need to be inside

50:14

a tent or something there.

50:16

And it's like the NFL literally is like we have to look into this

50:17

because this can't happen.

50:20

But that's embarrassing though. Also,

50:21

it's like, well, at least it was worth it.

50:24

yeah. Well, at least you were.

50:27

You were hiking on your own cheering.

50:31

Like you just show up with no leg

50:31

and you're like, what happened is.

50:34

And the Chiefs had.

50:39

The NFL, I won't get what it's, it's

50:42

yeah I mean like their whole concussion

50:42

like we'll look into it.

50:46

they should be suing the stadium right.

50:48

The worst I don't know. This is also have I talked about this

50:50

before in the over in the

50:53

they built the new stadium. It's not new anymore, but the new Texas.

50:57

They were in Dallas with the Cowboys,

51:00

you know, the eminent domain,

51:00

all the houses in a neighborhood

51:03

and gave everyone

51:03

something like, like $900,000.

51:07

And his wife and lady just didn't budge.

51:11

And they couldn't break ground

51:11

until they dealt with her

51:14

and everything had been cleared and everything like that. And then that bitch got like 11 million.

51:18

Who. Were there because it was the NFL.

51:21

Yeah. And the Dallas Cowboys

51:21

franchise is like they have money.

51:24

They have? Yeah.

51:26

Yeah. what's

51:27

yours? I just do a nerdy fact about that.

51:29

Yeah, I'm sorry, because I. I'm not from Texas and I'm from New York,

51:31

so I hate the Dallas Cowboys.

51:34

Sure. So just being the architect of that

51:35

stadium on either ends behind the end

51:40

zones. There's an open there's just like almost

51:41

like an open square.

51:46

I don't know how to describe it. but what they didn't realize

51:47

is because of the sun

51:51

at different parts of the game,

51:51

you are now going down the field.

51:56

wow. my God.

51:58

Where like, you're literally

51:58

almost taken out of the game.

52:01

horrible. That just makes all the sense.

52:05

Very Texan. Yeah, I, You're like.

52:08

It was like the opening game. This is the first game ever played in

52:10

that stadium was Giants Cowboys.

52:14

And we never beat the Cowboys in the last couple of years, but it was Eli Manning, and we won.

52:18

And and

52:18

it was the first drive of the Cowboys.

52:21

And they go into their

52:21

new stadium and they go,

52:25

Jesus is like, This is so fitting of.

52:28

Jerry. Jones. And is that why to some the black men,

52:32

they wear the black stuff under their eyes

52:32

is that it's like, yeah.

52:37

I mean, like designed a stadium

52:37

where half the game you're blind.

52:41

You know. Yeah they okay

52:41

so I lived through the night

52:47

where it was like

52:47

Emmitt Smith and Troy Aikman.

52:50

Yeah, but then our friend who was super

52:52

rich, moved out.

52:55

Her parents built a new house

52:55

out in Hazel, and their neighbor was Troy.

53:00

and that was the most famous thing

53:00

I had never met.

53:03

Yeah, the champ. His family was so famous.

53:05

The one time we went there, it was like. I literally was, like, trying to.

53:08

How is he?

53:10

So, like,

53:10

he looks like he's, like, ex-con. Hot.

53:14

Yeah, he is handsome.

53:14

He's like, ah, like, busted.

53:16

Yeah, I know. Yeah. Like, and he's

53:19

not that bright when I see him, like,

53:19

commenting on things, but I don't know.

53:23

But neither is the president.

53:25

my God. Neither of them. But putting this cute

53:26

old did nothing for me.

53:29

Tony Romo. I got him,

53:30

but I got a real soft spot for Tony Romo.

53:33

Do you know who I like? And I've never seen a water polo player

53:34

that is not smoke.

53:38

my God. They're beautiful. Holy shit.

53:41

God, it's just like rent an.

53:44

Incredible. Physique

53:44

and it's so attractive.

53:47

I love that sport. You know what? Before, before.

53:51

Before we convince Aaron

53:51

to come to the other side, we have.

53:56

We have to. I'm sorry, we have to wrap this up. And Aaron, I want to know.

54:00

how do people find you for coaching

54:00

and stand up and everything?

54:04

Yeah, it's all on my website

54:04

Erin K Foley dot com and

54:08

you know if I'm doing stand up which I am

54:08

doing a little bit, I'll post shows but

54:12

and then the the whole there's a whole

54:12

page for coaching that explains everything

54:17

and I'll give you a little plug like

54:17

have you been doing standup?

54:20

No, years, five years or you're,

54:20

you know, you've got a date on the books,

54:25

Like I'm working

54:25

with someone on their late night Netflix.

54:28

Wow, that's great. It's fun

54:30

for me to have like an array of different

54:32

or if you've got, like, you know, a

54:32

wedding speech and you're nervous,

54:36

Yeah, hit me up and we'll make it.

54:38

we can totally vote. Vouch for that, too. You'd be lucky to work with Erin for sure.

54:40

She's so goddamn funny.

54:43

On the social media

54:43

because you post clips.

54:45

yeah. It's an Instagram.

54:48

Like a real master you always annihilate.

54:50

And also you run a drug. I believe me, I'm drunk on stage.

54:52

Well, that's where my brother

54:56

is. So fine too. But even in that.

54:58

What is it? US is at a show called Drunk on Stage.

55:01

I didn't know that I was. I thought it was just kind

55:02

of your birthday celebration thing.

55:05

no. Bruce has been doing it for. Yeah, I knew where to go.

55:08

Okay. Tuesdays at a bar in Silver Lake.

55:13

It's such a great workout. it was really a great show.

55:16

So you kill there all the time?

55:18

Well, right back at YouTube, please.

55:18

If you guys.

55:21

If First of all,

55:21

the pairing of you two is like a dream.

55:23

I was like,

55:27

Thank you, Sydney.

55:30

Well, we're going to be together,

55:30

the three of us,

55:32

and Puerto Vallarta and TV.

55:32

You will What?

55:36

We're going to talk about work. Go back for and I'll even I'll even

55:37

I'll even call Sarah about it

55:41

and say, Look, get this done, okay? Yay!