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I thought you were in Europe? Jarvis,

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welcome to Snap Judgments. Yeah,

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greetings Jared from sunny Santorini. Mate,

0:43

I've got a few points to get off my chest, so please bear

0:45

with me. Firstly, I'd like to start off by

0:47

congratulating the Cardinal Football Club. Here I am,

0:49

mate, on the other side of the world, and they still managed

0:51

to make my life a misery. Michael Vos,

0:53

if you're listening, no doubt you've been hearing the calls by

0:56

myself, Snapper, and the rest of the crew in

0:58

the last week. If you have any self-respect, you

1:00

will go to the club this morning and submit your resignation.

1:02

You've lost the playing group. Jared, we have a major

1:05

culture issue. Our ex-players, they excel

1:07

at new clubs. Our new recruits, they regress.

1:10

We can't sack another coach, that's why I'm asking for Michael

1:12

Vos to be the bigger man and resign. Brian Cook,

1:14

he's the best CEO in the last 20 years. Adam

1:16

Cherow, we gave a first rounder for you. They've both

1:18

publicly said in the last two weeks, it won't be a disaster

1:21

if we don't make the finals. Are they kidding me, Jared? Are

1:23

they seriously kidding me? What's happened to this once almighty

1:26

club? Why aren't the players playing for the history

1:28

of the Navy Blue? We were once the envy of the

1:30

entire AFL, Jared. We had the strut, the

1:32

arrogance, the premierships. Now we've become a laughingstock.

1:35

I'll leave you with this, Jared, from sunny Greece. It's

1:37

almost 3am over here. I'm about to have a souvlaki

1:39

and reminisce about the glory days. That's all we have

1:41

left, mate. We're always living in the past. You

1:43

lose the Amy Cullman Football Club, you can no longer make

1:46

me, and the record 90,000 members, a laughingstock.

1:48

Enough is enough. Wake up.

1:51

Is it possible, Jarvis, I want to

1:53

ask you this question seriously, is

1:55

it possible that you're part of the problem?

1:58

creating

2:00

a doom cycle around

2:02

Carlton, which is actually infiltrating.

2:05

And the magnitude of each moment is

2:08

just far beyond what it should

2:10

be because the community is

2:12

closed in like this.

2:15

No, not at all, Gerard. Enough is enough. We've

2:18

shown, we've put, we've got a top heavy list,

2:20

we've got some A grade players. All we need

2:22

is a good coach. We have high expectations, of

2:25

course, with Gerard. Like I said, we

2:27

were once the old body coming football club

2:29

and we are languishing and people are laughing at

2:31

us. Surely we can expect more. The

2:33

likes of John Nichols, Bruce Stull, the heroes of this

2:35

club, they must be turning the blind eye thinking

2:38

what the hell is happening? It's not good enough, Gerard.

2:40

Enough is enough. And it's the board too. It's

2:42

across the whole, the whole football club has

2:45

some serious answers to give. We've

2:47

had a gutful and I can't sit here and accept it any longer.

2:50

No more.

2:51

Jarvis, I hope the Greek sun is

2:53

soothing for you. Frank

2:55

St. Glenroy, welcome to you Frank. G'day

2:58

Gerard, how you going? I'm well. Well,

3:02

look, the last probably three

3:04

weeks I've taken the emotion out

3:07

of it because I'm pretty frustrated. But

3:09

if you take the emotion out of it and you just sit

3:11

back and watch them, they're actually, they're

3:14

not as, look, you can't question their effort

3:17

because you can see they are trying. Maybe

3:20

Carlton supporters have just got to sit back and say,

3:22

you know what, we're probably not as good as

3:24

what we think we are. A few

3:26

holes in the, in

3:29

the team, there's players that can't, they

3:31

are, they're still the questionable. But

3:34

maybe this is the year we probably need it. Maybe

3:37

come back bigger and stronger next year. But

3:39

it ain't going to make it better if Carlton

3:42

supporters keep on building the team and

3:44

keep on getting on social media and bagging them

3:46

because it's probably adding to their pressures. They

3:49

will turn it around, but just maybe

3:52

we're just not as good as what we thought we

3:55

were. But next

3:57

year, I reckon they'll.

5:58

Well,

6:00

you call it dangerous, but... Well,

6:02

that's what it is. Yeah, it's called

6:04

a dangerous tackle. Tackle,

6:06

okay. But

6:08

getting rubbed out for that, and the AFL

6:10

being very quiet on that, there's

6:12

going to be a number of players who could actually...

6:15

Well, I know it's been said

6:18

over the weekend, but there could be a number of players

6:20

on that leaderboard who will

6:22

not be eligible because of that. And I think

6:24

that's pretty unfair.

6:25

Yeah. Well, you play to the rules

6:28

of the day. I had a year where tripping

6:30

was an automatic suspension. So

6:33

the rules of the day adjust, and

6:35

you have to be the fairest player, not the fairest

6:37

player in the history of the game, but the fairest player

6:40

by the rules of the day. And it

6:42

couldn't be clearer how the dangerous tackle has

6:44

been interpreted. Pin an arm,

6:47

slap a head to turf, automatic suspension.

6:50

So I think the first 11 rounds

6:53

have been illuminating, and they have been reinforced

6:55

case on case on case. To

6:58

be the fairest player this year,

7:00

you have to avoid laying that dangerous

7:02

tackle and slapping an opponent's head

7:05

into the ground. So the laws

7:07

of the day are the laws of the day.

7:09

And by extension, being the fairest

7:11

and best, you have to be the fairest

7:13

player in the year that you're asked to be. So

7:16

I'm not

7:17

hung up on that. I know there are others

7:19

who are and have made the case on that front.

7:22

But Andrew,

7:25

you're feeling it like some of them are. I'm

7:27

not in that camp. Mark Zintullo-Marine. Hello

7:29

to you, Mark.

7:30

Good morning, Jared. How are you? I'm

7:33

well. Now, last week I called you to say that I drove

7:35

nine hours to sing in excess for 60 seconds.

7:39

And I also spoke about,

7:41

you know, the selectors

7:44

getting a bit creative during

7:46

the week against Freo. But unfortunately,

7:49

that wasn't heard. We tried

7:51

out the same. Just in simple

7:53

effort, especially when Darcy

7:55

goes off with the hamstring injury and there's two on one with Jackson

7:57

and... and

8:00

Jackson, sorry, Gorn and Grundy against Jackson.

8:03

And we still get smashed out of the center. It's been an issue for

8:05

pretty much 18 months. Not saying it's because

8:08

of Jackson, but the simple fact is the

8:10

Ds have not been anywhere near it since we won

8:12

the grand final, whether it's just complacency

8:14

or just, you know,

8:16

like I said last week, just stubbornness in, you

8:19

know, sticking to a certain team

8:22

or a certain philosophy, but it's, you know, I'm

8:24

not going to sound like the old Melbourne supporter and

8:26

think the sky's going to fall. But the simple fact

8:29

is, wouldn't it be surprised Friday

8:31

night if Carlton, considering

8:33

everything that's going on,

8:35

give Melbourne a really good jolt. And,

8:37

you know, if it's not a good result

8:39

on our way, quite rightly, there should be some

8:42

serious questions about how we go about

8:44

business in the footy department, because it

8:46

was an insipid effort once again. 13 and 12

8:49

since they were 10 and zero last year. So

8:52

bookended by the two Fremantle

8:54

defeats. The Demons are 13 and 12. They're

8:57

just not the team that we

8:59

imagine on a pretty good chunk

9:01

of evidence in front of us. Mark, thank you. The

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9:27

Now, back to Whateley.

9:29

On the text, which is today, 0427 154 166. My

9:36

snap judgment this morning, Gerrard, Saturday showed

9:38

why equalization makes our league the

9:40

best in the world every game a chance. And

9:42

I love my Hawks. The rebuild was

9:44

the right path. I'm a Sydney-based

9:47

Collingwood supporter and went to the game on Friday.

9:49

The best part about Carlton is that they're actually

9:52

very good and are finding ways to lose. They

9:54

remind me of Australia 2 in 1983 before

9:57

they eventually got their act together. Hopefully...

9:59

Carlton continue to self-sabotage

10:02

on and off the field. That's from Tim. Alex,

10:04

I know this isn't the place for logic or reason, but

10:06

isn't this the 06 Geelong season

10:09

and the 2016 Richmond season

10:11

for Carlton?

10:12

And Robin Avondale-Heights, we

10:15

as Carlton fans are the problem and

10:17

have always been the problem. Every time there is

10:19

adversity, we want heads to roll,

10:21

be it coaches, board,

10:23

etc. Or we want to sign a

10:25

big name in the off fields in the off

10:28

season and overpay them. We have done

10:30

it for the last 20 years. What we need

10:32

is consistency and to work through adversity.

10:34

Melbourne in 2018 finished fifth. Next

10:37

two years, they didn't make the top eight year

10:40

after they won the flag and now they are

10:42

a contending team with a gun

10:44

list. Sometimes I think we just want

10:47

instant gratification and that

10:49

has shown itself over the past 15 years. 0427, 154,

10:56

166, the 40 wings, temper, tex, temper, a mattress like

10:58

no other. Baz is in Coburg. Welcome Baz.

11:02

Yeah, good morning, Garrett. How are you, buddy? Very

11:04

well.

11:06

Yeah, where to from here, mate? I just

11:09

want to say, mate, the players,

11:11

their loss, the coach has got no

11:13

game plan. You know, they're hard watch,

11:15

to be honest. You get more enjoyment

11:18

out of watching the under 10 game on Sunday

11:20

and you do watching the last six weeks. They're

11:23

just, you watch them, they

11:25

just basic areas, basically. It's like

11:27

the players are basically shot.

11:29

I don't, they don't know what to do.

11:32

And also, I want to know, do you know

11:34

what part of the game Harry McI

11:36

break his right hand or arm? Because

11:39

he wasn't using that. Mate,

11:42

I've never met a forward that Suicil's

11:45

going up front hand. I don't have any shot at goal.

11:49

He needs a spell. He needs a spell in the twos

11:51

because he's competently shot, Garrett.

11:53

Yeah, well, I don't know whether he needs a spell in the twos,

11:55

but he needs a circuit breaker. We

11:58

debated on crunch time with the. that circuit breaker

12:00

is playing the Jodana Herrock role

12:03

and being the second Ruckman just to get into the

12:05

game, to get away from goal for a while, to get a

12:07

feel of the footy.

12:09

I think the Carlton

12:11

Community Team Club is

12:13

obsessed with the destination rather than

12:15

the journey, fixated on making

12:18

finals as an endpoint and

12:20

that

12:21

creates a level I think of paralysis

12:24

and that's what we're witnessing at the moment.

12:26

Sando says their heads are full,

12:28

I reckon you can see that

12:31

and it's a hard way through

12:33

but you've got

12:35

to find a way through it. Ten shots

12:38

at goal between Charlie and Harry

12:40

on Friday night for one goal. Ten

12:43

shots for one goal. That's

12:46

unfathomable. Cathy's in

12:48

kilo, welcome Cathy.

12:50

Morning Jared, it's

12:52

a funny game football,

12:55

it really is, the weekend

12:57

results prove that.

12:59

Look I was disappointed with my

13:02

Saints but

13:03

I think James Sicily

13:06

has not received enough

13:09

kudos for the wonderful game

13:11

he played. Like Jared he should

13:13

have got six pound my votes. He

13:16

was amazing, absolutely

13:19

amazing and I'm gonna

13:22

tell you something else,

13:24

hysterical football

13:26

fans ripping up memberships,

13:29

throwing things at the TV, carrying

13:33

on like little

13:35

children. Look I've

13:38

been a member of my Saints for over 50

13:40

years, all I want

13:43

is to see apprenticeship before

13:45

I die

13:47

but I don't carry on like that Jared.

13:50

Okay you lost, it's not the end

13:52

of the world and no

13:54

one loves to win more than I

13:57

do but

13:58

get a grip people.

15:50

forward

16:00

to help Van Ruan. And I watched the game

16:02

and I was absolutely so annoyed.

16:04

They were, Mackie had

16:07

Van Ruan, they were together most of the time.

16:09

Up on the wing,

16:11

I'm going to push him back, put Van Ruan one

16:13

out in the square and

16:15

he'll outmark anyone. But he kept

16:17

pulling him over. I don't know what was going

16:19

on with the coaching. They should have been one out

16:21

with him. And can we please

16:23

go back to three umpires? The fourth

16:26

umpire, the interpretations at the moment

16:28

are just,

16:30

it's worse than it has been. I watched, when

16:32

I got home, I

16:33

watched the Suns Western Bulldogs game and

16:35

there were two holding the ball decisions,

16:38

one after the other and the Bulldogs

16:40

ended up, one wasn't paid

16:43

and it should have been against the Bulldogs

16:45

because his arms were free,

16:46

could have got rid of the ball and

16:47

that wasn't paid. But then the Suns

16:50

on the other end got it against it because,

16:53

and the Suns umpire couldn't get rid of the ball because it

16:56

was actually pinned with the ball. So I'm just

16:58

getting

16:58

a bit frustrated. I think two, four umpires

17:01

are definitely too many because ones

17:04

they're waiting for each other to make a decision. Kaz,

17:07

I enjoy your canny observations from a

17:09

weekend of footy. Thanks for casting those on

17:11

Snap Judgments. Let's go through two more. James

17:14

in Essendon, James welcome.

17:16

Good morning, Jared. Love

17:18

your show, mate. Just let me have a say.

17:20

I spoke to you last year, we were the group

17:23

that were getting the signatures to spill

17:25

the board. Yeah, mate. Jared,

17:30

this board that we went

17:32

to the AGM last year and there's only 40

17:34

people rolled up. Now all

17:36

these Carlton members that ring up all

17:38

the time at FreeAW and complain

17:40

and winch, why don't they get down to the AGM

17:43

and face these gutless board members? They

17:45

are gutless. And one of the

17:48

one of the board members that a function was absolutely

17:50

drunk. It was a lady, if that's okay

17:52

to say that, she was told to leave. And

17:54

this is the Carlton Football Club board,

17:57

absolute disgrace. They're very

17:59

good at doing. functions but I don't think they know how

18:01

to win premierships anymore.

18:03

No that's the level of

18:05

disparagement and that's just a bit too much for me

18:07

on a Monday morning James. Steve in Melton

18:09

our last snap judgement. Hello to you Steve.

18:13

Hey Jared I've just got a couple of spoilers.

18:15

The first thing is I think

18:17

Carlton really needs to look at someone like Jack Rewalt

18:20

to go to the club next year. Just give him a touching

18:22

component in the thing Luke Hodge style,

18:25

Sam Mitchell style when they went to

18:27

the West Coast and Brisbane. The other

18:29

thing too is I think Collingwood has three of

18:31

the top ten players in the league in Darcy Moore,

18:34

Jordan DeGowey and Nick Dacos and

18:36

possibly three or four of the top eleven

18:38

with Josh Dacos there and

18:40

Peter Dacos just started at that beat.

18:43

Yes, yes. Steve

18:45

it's a good bloodline isn't it the Dacos's.

18:49

The Kings, the DeConings when

18:52

all the maths are done at the end is which bloodline

18:54

will have reigned supreme the Dacos's have

18:56

got a big head start. Good on you Steve. That's

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