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- Getting in there. Gotta getting in there with the microphone.

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Gotta really getting in there. Subscribers.

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Get a selfie for as long

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as we all shall live.

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It's a lifetime subscription.

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Gotta to give a shout out. Can't forget Tall John.

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Tall John and his beautiful wife, Lauren

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Lorenna Blanca and huge mega shoutouts

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to Jasper. Born on the same day as my son.

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Big Shoutouts doesn't eat anything.

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He doesn't eat any breakfast

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unless it has hopping hot sauce on it.

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It's like he knows, he knows what's the best

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in the world. Check out the jingle

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- Hopping hot sauce. It's the best hot sauce. Hopping Hot sauce.

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It's the best sauce in the world. The world.

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- I'm telling you, jingle is the thingo.

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So I'm really drugged

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and I'm really, yeah,

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hopping hot sauce is the best hot sauce in the world.

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Shout out. Shout out. Jasper.

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Cuts in my hands have been getting

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infected and filling with green goop.

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It's, what's the matter with me podcast?

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I drained them and they're healing.

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We got the wine delivery man

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and the wine delivery man was in his twenties,

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his mid twenties maybe,

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and he was really upset about global,

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global warming. Things aren't really pleasant anymore. He said.

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I felt for him. I feel for you.

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I said We still have a case of Bulgar toilet

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paper that has no

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perforations on it and ripping it feels like

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tearing up someone's nice resume.

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Remember in 2020 there wasn't toilet paper.

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We bought a case of Bulgarian toilet paper.

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It was like riffing a sheet of Bristol board.

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It was 80% of normal size

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so it didn't fit properly on the roll

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when a disaster. I watched the Eras movie with Coco,

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so I know about Taylor Swift now

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I watched a third of it. It's really long. It's longer than that.

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Martin Scorsese movie I think.

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And let, let me check that you don't want

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to get this thing wrong. Okay. Killers

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of the flower Moon runtime.

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Three hours and 26 minutes.

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Okay, two hours and 45 minutes.

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So not, not as bad as I thought.

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I thought she was going into that

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really long movie and I wasn't a fan of that really long movie.

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It was too, too much. We saw that.

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But this is about Taytay.

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I know about Taylor Swift.

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I knew about like, well Gary toilet paper. We have a case.

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I watched the Errors movie with Coco,

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so I knew about it. She kind of used some slang

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and I was worried.

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I, I didn't, uh, the different slang

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and different vocal thing in different areas,

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different eras of Taylor.

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I figured out my Disney plus logging C credentials.

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So yeah, I, I watched it, it was cool.

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So I started having severe face pain

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and that's bad. It happened just one time before bedtime

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and it was shocking. It was strong. And then in the morning

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I awoke having many times

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severe face pain, electrical

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to my cheek and to my teeth, my upper

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jaw by my canine

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and into my nose, into my cheek spasming.

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So I started taking gabapentin kind of quickly

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and the result is I'm really drugged.

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I took gabapentin in the morning at 5:00 AM

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7:00 AM 11 45, 1 0 5, 2 o'clock.

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So I was pretty well out of it.

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It's sedative drugs so it

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sedates the nerve, it calms the nerve and it works.

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But it also calms like my thoughts

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and it's hard to see.

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I'm having visual kind of flashes in my vision.

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Surgery is next week

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it'll be my third RF rise autotomy.

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And on top of it I got no coffee

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'cause coffee isn't good for a nerve

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and no ibuprofen 'cause surgery can have ibuprofen for a week.

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And right now I have this broken rib

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and I could really use some ibuprofen.

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It's pretty harsh. No coffee, no ibuprofen.

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Like no thoughts. No thoughts. It's rough.

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It reminds me of earlier in,

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what's the matter with me? I had said my thoughts bubble up in my brain

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through my, from my brain.

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Like through, yeah, it's like that.

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My thoughts bubble up through mud.

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That's what it's like when there's like cognitive

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stuff like there is right now.

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And it's 'cause I'm on so much medication.

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I've gotta get to my surgery date, have surgery

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and come off this medication.

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I felt for the wine delivery man.

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I was like, man, it's a tough outlook

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for you because you've grown up with this

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climate Armageddon philosophy.

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So you're like, it's not pleasant anymore.

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I am grown up ingrained CRI climate, Armageddon.

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It's rough. I feel for you.

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I don't know if I can make a full, what's the matter

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with me this week? I don't know if I should. So I'm gonna stop it.

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I'm check you next time. Thank you for.