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Taylor Tomlinson bro another taylor
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do a duet them as usual. stupid. But
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around when I got their brother that
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See you Not just not that funny. Ja
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rule my job's instead of we did
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you stem jaeger they view of the
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give you a bunch of judges that
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kid with a lot of found their
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guess er nog comedians who the just
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or the their author or other wars
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figures. That. The. Does show
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up bro there now ready to sit down there
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some reason that was all right there on the
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fly or com. I regret. That
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that not gonna fly with as a
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rabid the every when you're done it
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on I'm American got telling every step,
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everywhere, loyal even less than is rehearsed
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out there. yeah ha. Active jokes that
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except a joke, their performance and a
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portion of yeah but take the guide
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you brought on. That's coming standing come here
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remember stand right there then they have
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five people who kind of like the ugly version
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of us There
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bro like oh my god standing I
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didn't get as far as you beat
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me No, but but on America's Got
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Talent No, you know what
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they did to us on the AGT we had to be
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our own stand-in So we would like to
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work you gotta pay the tour twice. Oh,
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you're so cute Hahaha Last
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time standing sag after we
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get paid per episode America's Got Talent is
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a game show so it's illegal if they pay you Oh,
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we had to do the standing work
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for the judges did not know that
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every rehearsal We'd see fake Howie Mandel
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fake Howard Stern fake Hadi Klum and
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then there's always it's funny like how
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they try to match like extra work
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actors respectfully with the Figure
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whatever Mel B is a black person. It's
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just like kind of silly like but it's
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all just for standing work And
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there's a bald guy for howie That's
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crazy Like wait, who's the
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ball? Who is um? Harlan
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delz standing Eric Schwartz But
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Hollywood Squares is real right you've done it Hollywood
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Squares. Yeah, I'm not 90 buddy They
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were new one bro is I'm beat on BET
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I also not black I Tell
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you is there room for me and like, you
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know, who's that very funny comedian? Who's a white
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guy who's in the in the black world and
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he's like a superstar Gary Owen Gary Owen Very
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funny guy. How could I do that is for
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another culture? You know, like do you think in
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the Latino comedy world is room for like you
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would have to start from the bottom I got
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buddy else. First of all hit up chocolate Sunday.
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Oh And then
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go to my more better Monday
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Munder a monder a monder a Ray
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Davis Latino cuz I
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used to do refried Fridays. I didn't me
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or goo-yo comedy Yo,
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I know I never heard of it Oh
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my god It
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was all like no idea and rich
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Richard Martinez. Oh That
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was me. Oh, you might think about they had to
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change one of them. I mean in my pride, right?
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so you So
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cuz everything you gonna have Latino night Joe Medina
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had Latino night at the laugh actor on Mondays
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I was like back in the day. I feel
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into the improv one refry Friday. That was
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a good one So am I in
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do I have to start from the bottom for like
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what about Latino comedy world How do I break into
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that? You guys done a bottom bro? Yeah build an
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audience. I did it go viral Go
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viral bro start talking about quinceanera you already
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have a chihuahua That's
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right you get the boy for robles I'm
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sure Okay,
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maybe give a little suitcase There's
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a plug right here dude, is there room
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for a Jewish chihuahua in the Latino comedy
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circuit you for dinner II alone
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gone wild So
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what's the brother a penitent or pajama top Like
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thin-ass fog, this is like On
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the set and you kept it I
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kept something from a set one some shoes, bro. She'd
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give that back to a little dog She
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was special right now that's out. Yeah,
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man, I'd saw a very exclusive
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website called youtube.com Taylor
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Williamson live at the Comedy Store. I'm really proud
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of it. I'd love it if you're wonderful Now
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you shut in the main room, yeah Very
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scared. They were like you could do like I mean
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listen where I'm at They're like you could do two
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tapings in like the belly room or the OR or
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whatever one in the main room and I just
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gambled and went for one take. Oh, hell yeah,
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dude. It went cool and I'm really proud of
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it. And yes, now I'm
6:08
marketing. Hour long? I
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did 36 minutes. Hell yeah, dude.
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Because I'm like, what are we doing here, you know? I don't
6:14
know what's happening. And I'm trying
6:16
to, to be sincere, I'm
6:18
trying to reintroduce myself to people. And
6:21
I think America's Got Talent thing, all this stuff, I'm so
6:23
grateful. I'm 20 years in, I'm trying to get a brand
6:25
new fan base. So I'm like, let me give you like,
6:28
here's 30-ish minutes. I'll tell you who I am
6:30
now. This is your first and only special? I
6:32
have another special, I have an album that's
6:34
an hour. They have another special that I
6:36
did on like... When? From the 80s, an
6:38
album? Hahaha. On an
6:40
LP. What do
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you call it? Well, because it's like it was
6:45
a CD, but you don't say CD anymore. CD
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pecked it. Wow. So I say album
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is true. Yeah, it's true. We're here with the funny Taylor.
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You're all streaming now. When I had that Room in Mind
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of Battle, Joy Medina gave
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one of the managers their,
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his album. It was a cassette.
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What the fuck, dog? Yeah, remember,
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she posted a side, I
7:04
gotta go to my garage and look for my tape deck.
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A cassette, really? There's
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another story about that album. He
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had a little sleeve, and his set lit with
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a sleeve, and all the thank
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you's for everybody. Medication. It's below
7:17
the bell, right? It's below the bell, yeah.
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That's by William's boxing glove, I think. Hahaha.
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Because I heard that the... Say
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it with Dina below the belt album. Yeah,
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Dina. Was it Uproar? No.
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No, it didn't. Independent release on
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tape. I heard that the Ice
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House needs to give you your set on VHS. Hey,
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you know who was producing CD, comedy
7:39
album before anybody? Who, who? Besides
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Uproar, the lame
7:44
brother, Roy Monterey. Really, dude? What albums they
7:46
put out? Darren Carter's. Oh, damn, the Party
7:48
Star, that was the first album? And these
7:50
fluffies, first one. That Darren Carter? Yeah, yeah,
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yeah. Not the Darren Carter with the Flashbacks.
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It's the first album they did, bro. You
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mean the... The Machine and... They
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had a dad, they had... Record that everything the
8:01
owners of that back in the Gemini that
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tape. Yeah, brother. It was the AP Pac-Rao
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That was a badass room though, dude playing Gemini was
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a badass album coming out here for form like in
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Northern, California Monterey, I've been
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all over Northern, California. I haven't done. I
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don't know this planet Gemini To
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be a comedy club owned
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by these two Italian guys
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from Toronto I was
8:29
talking to the dad his dad looks like
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the Nero if he was hit by a
8:33
shovel, bro But
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he looked like the double Robert
8:38
know the road or how they migrated
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from Toronto to Monterey They
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we live in Colorado Springs He
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moved in there was five sandwich
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shops. We open up one sandwich
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shop It did great
8:52
the whole neighborhood loved it in 10 years. We
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were the only sandwich shop Wow. Okay, you tell
8:57
it man I see what you did push
9:00
the matter everybody Was
9:03
he from Italy from Toronto? Yeah,
9:08
yeah What's up, dude? Willy
9:15
Barcelona this tonight show They
9:18
are they invited the guys from
9:20
Monterey and he fucking drove bro
9:23
from Monterey to LA to our later watch
9:25
We leave tonight show they brought
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sandwiches brother suits in fucking bags.
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Well, dude, those are entertainers, too
9:31
They're not bad for them to
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be called stage. They showed up
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Bro They
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showed up with regular tracks, you know nice
9:42
track suit And when he got to
9:44
a nice show they put on their suits right
9:46
there, bro They were like fucking geez, but anyways
9:48
when they were dropping me off at night There
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were these fucking Mexican do these by sauce
9:53
they were digging a hole bro was a
9:55
little light issue No, didn't fucking lay that
9:57
night doing some bullshit at work He
10:00
goes, oh, they're getting rid of a body, I see. Those
10:04
was dressed like Silvio for the Sopranos
10:06
though. Yes, bro, that's still real hair. So
10:10
the comedy club didn't do as well as the sandwich
10:12
shop? Oh, they both did well. No,
10:15
the dad owned the sandwich shop. They owned the comedy
10:17
club. In Colorado. You can't talk, you can't knock a
10:19
talk about it, bro. The dad owned the sandwich shop.
10:21
So it was a nightclub that they did comedy on
10:24
the weekends. And then, uh... Felinas, right? When I went
10:26
there, on Fridays, it was gay night. Or like, yeah,
10:28
it was popular. That's the only night you went, right?
10:30
That's the night you were there with your cross-legged jeans,
10:32
huh? That night was hopping, bro, I remember, yeah. Eggplant,
10:35
huh? You were a pony boy that
10:37
day, bro. A pony boy. We
10:39
couldn't get enough of you. We're doing it for Johnny. So
10:42
what happened to the venue? Wait a minute,
10:45
this can't be remembered. They're doing it
10:47
for Johnny, you're gonna believe this shit,
10:49
bro. What's up, bro? What's up,
10:51
bro? Fuck yeah, they're doing the outsider, the
10:54
musical. Oh my God. I'm
10:56
gonna go see that shit, dog. Patrick Wazzy,
10:58
bro. Just to see how that plays,
11:00
they... We're doing it for
11:03
Johnny! We're doing it
11:05
for Johnny! We're doing it
11:07
for Johnny! It's
11:09
funny you say that because Reaper Madness is a musical
11:11
now. Oh, I wanna see that! Yeah, is that crazy,
11:13
bro? You're gonna learn from that? Yeah, dude, that's what
11:15
I found out. We should all go together, bro, talk
11:17
about it. Yeah, it's fucking crazy,
11:19
bro. Let's get back to the comedy club, though.
11:22
Planet Gemini. I thought Chicago a couple of
11:24
months ago. I thought Chicago too, and now I'll lay back
11:26
in the day, bro. Over too. I didn't know
11:28
you were doing drugs. I see that in high school. She
11:30
was weak. There it is, brother. It was the black... It
11:32
was the outsider. Okay, there's a new guy. I
11:36
guess the fighting the socialists, the greasers, and
11:38
the cribs. The black panthers. They're Dominican
11:40
food. No,
11:43
bro, you know what, man? I know
11:45
we gotta agree. We gotta be well against
11:48
what's going on. You
11:50
know, like, I know it's not about inclusive,
11:53
but you know, if you remember the cast and not
11:56
having somebody that's not there, man, we just can't put them
11:58
in there and shit. I don't want to be messing with
12:00
you. and outsiders bro? Like I was watching- Like what the
12:02
fuck dude? I was watching- Like
12:04
I was watching fucking um, I
12:07
was watching- Where is this world? Fucking uh,
12:09
Can't wait. That West Side Story bro. Uh
12:11
huh. And there was a guy
12:14
there in the wheelchair bro with him though. What?
12:16
He can't dance? If you don't have legs you
12:18
shouldn't be in a musical dog. Bro, if there
12:20
was not a wheelchair. If there was not a-
12:22
I understand. What next? What was it? I understand.
12:24
If they're doing a, hey man, don't
12:27
be a man in society who was drinking jam in the
12:29
juice. You need the wheelchair guy
12:31
bro. But if the stories didn't
12:33
call for a wheelchair guy, they
12:35
shouldn't fucking be a wheelchair guy there. Yeah bro.
12:37
What are you gonna get? What are you playing?
12:40
Fucking Charles Xane? Like bro, like the Rockettes, they
12:42
have a guy there on stilts bro. What's up
12:44
with that bullshit? If that- Yeah
12:46
I don't like, like you know man, like now what
12:48
they say like, how come they don't show- How
12:51
come they don't never show friends? Friends never show
12:53
black people in their show, they never show Puerto
12:55
Ricans. But you know what? You gotta keep
12:57
it real bro. White people don't hang around
12:59
with Mexicans. So you gotta, you
13:02
can't lie about that. That's not my experience. You
13:04
cannot lie about that. That's not me. I don't.
13:07
You're just lying. I grew up in- Lying bro. I'm
13:09
from San Diego. You know what you are. They're just
13:11
like, bro. Can I tell you, I got it too.
13:13
Bro you're wearing hot stars one time bro. You wear
13:15
a shoe. I know. White people eat hot stars
13:17
one time and they buy a hat bro.
13:19
Oh, so how dare you first of all. My bad.
13:21
You're out for the win a lot of it. My
13:24
story is- That's right you were raised by a Salinas
13:26
killer. Yeah, your line is- You're Jewish. You're the worst
13:28
babysitter ever. Do you
13:30
remember? Do you remember? Rest in peace. Greg
13:32
Jaldahl, one of my favorite jokes of all time. He's like
13:35
back, I'm ruining the joke. But basically it was like, people
13:37
say George W. Bush is the worst president of all time.
13:39
And he's like, no, you know who I think the worst
13:41
president of all time is? The president of the Selena fan
13:43
club. That's the worst president of all time.
13:45
That's a good one. I never heard of that one.
13:47
I never heard of that one. You should have kept
13:50
it for yourself. Oh, sure. But- She's
13:52
coming out next year. One time at comic every- I'm waiting
13:54
for her bro. She's coming back
13:56
like she's giving up. Selena?
13:59
No, no. Yolanda it's like Jesus We
14:03
didn't name. So three years gonna play her
14:05
in the movie really? Oh my god.
14:07
He looked like her, huh? So she's coming
14:09
out. She's being released on next year has been 30 years She
14:12
should be up to the microphone in your dog,
14:14
bro. I've been asking the people question man the
14:17
street That's how you get into the Latino scene,
14:19
bro. Yeah Yes,
14:22
I grew up with the sounds like whatever
14:24
a white guy story But I'm in my
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home my family my favorite relatives my Mexican
14:29
nanny who lived in my from San Diego
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You go she's from Chihuahua Mexico First
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word She's
14:44
like I tip in Chihuahua My
14:49
whatever I got in trouble I knew I
14:51
was in trouble cuz she would go kiss Esso I
14:57
And then and then
14:59
my first words were leche in chupon Yeah,
15:02
you're lying. You want to get in the milk. Yeah.
15:04
Yeah, and then and then um, oh It's
15:07
actually kind of weird story. So it's my mom always I'm
15:10
funny man. We're white people fucking Spanish everybody
15:12
clap and they cheer them on Mexican
15:15
we fucked up one in one word in English.
15:17
You go to jail Get
15:24
the right boy you can get out of
15:26
this country was my espanol not good No,
15:28
but it was perfect. Okay, but then so
15:30
but can't I'm not applauding it? I don't
15:32
need it I'm
15:35
looking for validation. I don't need applause But
15:38
uh, you want to hear the inside scoop though, so
15:41
like my mom What
15:43
for the San Diego to grow up at oh hi.
15:45
Oh hi. Oh, hi. What am I not even? Oh,
15:48
hi. Oh, hi Oldtown.
15:50
Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Oh, okay Oh
15:52
time me made the whole yeah, I'm
15:54
like Del Mar That's by
15:57
the racetrack. Yeah, you live by the border. Yeah
16:00
That's not me, but, uh, but,
16:02
uh, so then my mom told me my first word
16:04
was religion, Jupon, and then when I was like 12,
16:06
I found my baby book, and my
16:08
parents were divorced, but they're like each other, right? And
16:11
my baby book, it says, uh, first word, dada. This
16:14
is like therapy shit. Do you get what I'm saying? My
16:16
mom planted this story in me that my first words were
16:18
in Spanish, but it's really dada. She hates my dad. Anyways,
16:21
this is... Wow, so your way was
16:23
real, real, your first word was dada, was your
16:25
mother, your dad the credit? I'm
16:28
telling the truth, honestly. It's just... Dada. Your
16:31
first words were more oval people. More
16:34
oval people. I hope not. Did you
16:36
guys get... What was that really gross
16:38
cheese that, like, our parents would eat?
16:41
Uh, velvet, uh, velvet? Goveeta?
16:43
Remember that? It's like a nice bomb, bro.
16:45
I like Goveeta. I like Goveeta, bro. Ew,
16:48
gross. I get stomach aches. Dude, it's good,
16:50
dude. Dude, man, I wish. The cheese out
16:52
of the milk, right? The green chilean that
16:54
you make for nacho cheese? It's delicious. We
16:56
had this fat-ass food show when I was
16:58
living with... Didn't even have a fuck, but
17:00
good, dude. When I was living with my
17:02
baby mama, there was this fucking dude from
17:04
a person
17:06
named Betin. What do you look
17:09
like? Fat, dude. And they always make
17:11
the bomb in little snacks like that, huh? Yeah, half, bro,
17:13
that look like... Little pa. When
17:15
they make a little fish, they look
17:17
like he turned into an armoire, bro.
17:21
He looks like a little
17:23
armoire, hands, dude. Fat
17:25
dude, that dude, he
17:28
fucking... He started boiling milk
17:30
food, and he started
17:32
putting peaches of jalapenos in there and
17:34
onions. And I said, this fucking
17:36
boy... I was like, oh, he's boiling
17:38
fucking jalapenos. He's boiling chicken. He's boiling
17:41
fucking tomatoes together. Just milk, right? No.
17:44
And he put salt, but then that food
17:46
started fucking with a little knife. He was
17:48
going with the cheese. Hey, dude. Those
17:51
are the Southwest Mexicans, huh? Yeah, they are.
17:53
They're little green chili Mexicans, dog. Yeah, he
17:55
was. Because he went out fucking... I
17:58
thought he was done. Bro, we're gonna let that
18:01
food spinner he was living with us for free bro.
18:03
He was taking his um, we were great
18:05
immigration test Back in
18:07
the projects. Yeah, he was living with us. This
18:09
food made a pie man. Check this out Taylor. He
18:12
got He
18:15
wasn't no he wasn't no poor white people
18:17
bro, cuz he got out, you know, you
18:19
know that fucking frozen Yeah
18:25
He popped it put in a bowl with
18:28
two boxes of cool with
18:30
bro He
18:36
added fucking la leche a little bit
18:38
around it condensed and then he put
18:40
those the walnuts Don't really have oh,
18:43
I know we are before you're in a
18:45
right he put it in the me and then he
18:47
put it on top of a Pie
18:50
crust and he put me to a
18:52
bro and we're eating those fucking nachos with that pie
18:55
on the side I Like
18:58
why box by I've eaten
19:00
stuff over board we ate some red make
19:02
sure not yeah that like, you know A
19:04
little white trash yours and your sheep ass
19:06
pie good though, man. Fuck is like it
19:08
cost $45 You
19:13
just go to the store for 10 minutes I Love
19:22
you guys with nannies a bomb a little
19:24
mixtures like that Oh, the fucking the big
19:26
levered able to do were like three four
19:28
five bucks. No cheap I think three four
19:30
ninety-nine Thank
19:33
you. I look who it was 99 cents and
19:35
the walnuts probably was the most expensive thing Once
19:38
I never had a pilot. Yeah I've
19:41
eaten shit like that White
19:44
trash people in the world bro. I
19:46
mean printed food. Yeah. No, it's like above
19:48
prison food. Come on dog That's a delicacy.
19:50
This sounds good. That's almost like Little
19:55
parties little birthday party to have that food to
19:57
my add to she would do their face, you
19:59
know Get a parfait. Get
20:02
a parfait, yeah. They
20:04
would do some weird shit, bro, with
20:06
like this jello that was like all
20:08
covered up with pink shit. Like
20:11
a rosier sack. Oh, it was cool. It was
20:13
a bunch of- That's green, huh? It was a
20:15
bowl with cheap ass vegetables.
20:19
The fruit cup in a can, two of them. Then
20:21
my animal put sweet coconut in it, too.
20:24
With a bunch of cool whip and then
20:26
yogurt. And then
20:29
strawberry pink coolant in it. And then mix
20:31
it all up and put it in the
20:33
refrigerator, bro. It'll mold like a
20:35
big fat jello pie, bro. All pink.
20:38
It was good. It was an ambrosia salad. How are
20:40
you alive? I don't know, bro. Don't they give me
20:42
one bowl? They didn't give me a lot. That's right.
20:45
I wanted two bowls. That shit always gets ripped
20:47
up quick, dude. My
20:51
dad didn't know what hit him when he tasted that, bro.
20:53
Oh, yeah. Just so rich, dude. Like
20:56
dirty ass hands, bro. I
20:59
do. Last time I seen one of those was at
21:01
a Super Bowl party like three years ago. Really? It
21:03
was good as fuck. I think there's the kind of
21:05
stuff that Bird Crasher goes to sleep
21:08
eating with. I heard he wakes
21:10
up to a cup of punch
21:12
every morning. Like with alcohol? No,
21:14
just a Hawaiian punch. Oh, definitely. He has a
21:16
real drink. He has some people drink orange juice.
21:18
That food drinks Hawaiian punch. You
21:20
know what he would do if he was having
21:23
a conversation? He would release merchandise. You have a
21:25
cookbook right now of all his recipes. You're missing
21:27
out. You got to be like them for marketing.
21:29
There it is, bro. That pink one. That's
21:32
the one? See, that one's a little bit more elegant. Is
21:35
that your first dog that you grew up having dogs?
21:37
I grew up with dogs, yeah. It's my first adult
21:39
dog. Adult my own dog. I wish I had when
21:42
I was younger. It's like a whole different- Your baby.
21:44
Your friend, man. What's his name? This is
21:47
Betty. Betty. Betty
21:49
Boop. She's a little- Tiny little baby.
21:51
Cutey, huh? Yeah, she'll eat
21:53
you alive though. Watch out. She
21:57
calling the police? Yeah, she's great. She's really like
21:59
sleeping, huh? She's so chill usually like
22:01
my dogs be like fucking moving around like fuck
22:03
you do like you give your dog candy It's
22:08
really true you give them chocolate they're so chill Right,
22:15
but I do you do CBD with your
22:17
dogs I used to do no For
22:20
that I do I see the CBD treats
22:22
because I've harbor I Don't
22:27
keep it I don't give my dog chocolate. I don't want
22:29
their dog Nick underwear, bro Now
22:32
my girls underwear, but have three boys Three
22:35
boys and they just they just pee on each other's
22:38
pee broke and then they're trying to mark each other's
22:40
like fucking like You don't do not party tree. They
22:42
are right, but it's boys. You know, they just like
22:44
it. They're not they're not They pee
22:46
outside. We are they fixed.
22:48
They're all fixed Yeah, except for one the one
22:50
that we found but they just I don't know
22:53
When they pee on each other they got a county chilis pee
22:55
do like it's peed on by boy dogs Oh, I guess they
22:57
try to pee on the on her pee or poop and then
22:59
they pee on her Because it's
23:01
it's animal instinct. No matter what do you can party turn
23:03
those so like I'll take them outside They'll come inside. I
23:05
mean, they just territorial, you know, it's
23:08
weird. We looking like master splinter. I think
23:10
it's so you're a rat dog What's
23:15
I would that's a very offensive You
23:18
can bat bat is okay
23:20
monkey's okay. Who hombre? The
23:25
one for ninja turtle bro, yeah Doubling
23:32
down on a future winter's a rat or pizza you see how
23:34
it's a hurtful to me You call me like a rat and
23:36
splinter you go. Oh, no, no, not a right She'll say
23:38
splinter like a guy who mutated or wrapped and mutated into
23:40
a Conspirant splinter is linked.
23:42
There is a Tia Yeah,
23:45
we're near inside the year and read a
23:47
to eat right here, right? Understand
23:50
sir. I think you're missing the premise Preface
23:54
of my concern here. We some crips.
23:56
Do we have big little dogs? Would you buy like big
23:58
dogs when I was a child? I had we had German Shepherd.
24:01
Yeah, and then I had Jack I had
24:03
Jack Westley Terrier when I was a young
24:05
you those are bad-ass. Look a high-brow dog
24:09
Is that a wishbone dog it doesn't Don't
24:13
like that always tough. I like that like
24:15
like remember I'm on her dog like this
24:17
dog Don't go to the door and bark.
24:19
Oh, it's tough. Hey motherfucker. Those are
24:22
the roof dogs. Yeah, like roof
24:24
dogs Oh my grandma had roof dogs, dude.
24:26
Whatever I saw it in Mexico
24:29
Look out roof roof. Yeah. Wait, is that what he's saying?
24:31
Yeah 80 T Okay,
24:35
dog security Why
24:37
I thought I thought he I genuinely not make a
24:39
joke. I thought you meant like they hang out on
24:42
the roof They do. Yeah in Mexico. Yeah roof dogs
24:44
and they go roof on the roof. Yeah Wild
24:48
information It's
24:50
for security. That's what they're on the river. Those
24:52
are a guy I Phillips
24:55
grandmother She's there like they
24:57
used to leave the window open and the top
25:00
attic and the dog would just be on the
25:02
roof Jilly, bro. I bet he was on
25:04
a roof. She would get eaten by a hawk in two seconds.
25:06
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah,
25:09
so my voice it's coming to have root
25:11
dogs and roofs you're blowing my mind. Yeah,
25:13
dude My grandma has
25:15
two dogs in the roof. Yeah, I took Japanese
25:17
class in high school So I didn't learned about
25:19
the culture of Mexico as much I
25:21
can tell you about Japan if you want We'll start speaking
25:23
Japanese. Oh, what do you want to know? You know, I
25:25
think Mexico and Japanese Yeah
25:39
Take me out bro. After
25:42
midnight guys You
25:45
plugged them I like that no more I Was
25:52
calling her for a long time Yeah,
25:58
well I was messing up her name Many
26:02
I'm into her name for a whole year Thank
26:05
you because I get called her I get I
26:07
get congratulated on my Netflix specials I
26:10
get I get tagged and wonderful celebratory
26:12
big deals on deadline. Oh my god
26:14
But you know she's wonderful to your
26:16
sister. No, but she's great Need
26:19
you to a bit good in a show together. Thank
26:21
you. Oh Host you got
26:24
you're on the show Taylor versus
26:26
in amphibious news Researchers in
26:28
Brazil have discovered something very
26:31
interesting using special audio recorders
26:33
scientists discovered screaming
26:40
Screaming that feels a bit judgmental.
26:42
I think they're making their needs
26:44
known So
26:46
panelists in your best impression of a
26:48
frog screaming. What are these little dudes
26:50
yelling about? Don't
26:53
lick me. I'm not that kind of a toad Bro,
27:03
um, you wrote that I
27:05
won the show by the way. Oh fuck you. Yes. I Win,
27:09
but I hundred points Marcella had 12
27:11
and she and Morgan had 11 and
27:14
little by little bro I am three
27:16
and no in game shows and you wrote your
27:19
own shit I want
27:21
before let's come standing. I want to
27:24
Talk a show called to tell the
27:26
truth and I won $5,500
27:29
like as a contestant. Yes a comedian. Yes Wow,
27:31
I had to light my ass off. What did
27:33
you say your job was Brooke? it
27:36
was um, it was like four of us and
27:38
one of one of us was telling the truth
27:40
three were lying and One
27:43
of one of the people there he broke the
27:45
record of writing 55 rotors
27:47
coaches in one day Travel
27:50
to different different parks
27:52
parks and I would lie
27:54
in the whole time bro. I had glasses on Yeah,
27:57
man, we were under colossus They
28:00
asked me what was the hard part about breaking the record?
28:02
Oh man, traffic on Los Angeles was bad. We don't
28:04
know, we weren't sure. And we're gonna make it to
28:06
the park on time. And then I
28:08
lied, I won. To
28:11
tell the truth, that's what it was called? And then,
28:13
that's how I started, of course. We're trying to go
28:15
through a dating show? Yeah. Yeah, you
28:17
are. I won that one too. Yeah, I do.
28:19
I'm bad. But you're on The Bachelor,
28:21
is that you? No, brother. Don't think
28:23
what I told you is, right? El Fulano. Did
28:27
you bring it? It was Vito. Shut up! You
28:29
said you were next to a clown or something
28:31
like that? Oh, that's bad. Oh,
28:34
man, I was on a talk show with Martino Moreno.
28:37
It was about, there
28:40
were these ladies who talk about how
28:42
their husbands are comics, comedians, and they're
28:44
always out, and they're always cheating. What
28:46
was the fake one, right? The fake
28:48
one, right? And then Martino
28:52
will say the Spanish like this, but I'll
28:54
translate it later. He'll say, you
28:56
still got, he had a fake wife? A
28:59
fake wife, right? And like the wife
29:01
was telling Martino Moreno, he's out there
29:03
all night long with this guy, me,
29:05
right? And I went like this. Oh.
29:09
He's always, I was this guy, I know they're
29:11
writing jokes, but I know they're fooling around. He
29:14
comes home at four in the morning. He's
29:17
talking about he's getting inspiration for his
29:19
material. Then Martino says,
29:21
I am! I'm doing, I'm getting
29:23
material for my humor, for his
29:25
Spanish. I'm trying to
29:27
get my material for my comedy,
29:29
and da da da, right? So
29:32
that was our wives. And then
29:35
he goes, and now our next
29:37
guest are clowns who
29:39
are out all night. So first the
29:41
ladies, the wives coming all mad, and
29:44
this, this is coming. Tuh,
29:46
tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh, tuh,
29:49
tuh, tuh, the fucking breaking shit, brother, papa.
29:52
They're doing somersaults. Did you play
29:54
yourself? Fucking chaos. Yes,
29:56
I play myself. So are there people out there
29:59
who hate you, think you're a
30:01
trash husband. Yes. They don't know
30:03
that was a chick. That's
30:05
amazing. Yeah, man. I mean,
30:07
clowns are fucking. You pay them $60, dog. What
30:10
show was this one? It used to come
30:12
out right after Luis
30:15
in Centuras. It sounds like Channel 62.
30:17
Bar, Bar. I was on
30:19
the phone. Who was on the phone?
30:22
No, that's what that food is. It was
30:24
a blonde lady, Barbara, or
30:26
La Luz, Christina. I don't know. I
30:28
know Christina. My nanny used to watch
30:30
Christina. Hell yeah. Christina.
30:33
That's actually a Yousa exit.
30:36
So you were up in San Diego? Yeah.
30:38
What part? Del Mar. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Were
30:40
you a regular at the Comedy Store? Pretty
30:42
regular? I am now. In
30:45
the Hoya, I started out there. They were never
30:47
treating me good for the last one. What comedy
30:49
was that when you started? Bobby Lee? Bobby
30:51
Lee is before my time. I was in 2003. I'm
30:53
trying to think of people who, there's
30:55
no one from the time I started.
30:57
You know, there's a guy, my first,
30:59
I took Sandy Reston P. Sandy Seashore.
31:01
She's a funny name. Sandy Seashore. Polly's
31:04
sister had a comedy workshop. She did.
31:06
She passed away? She passed away. And
31:08
she used to book a room in
31:10
the casino. Yeah. At
31:12
the Fantasy Springs. Yeah. Oh, wow.
31:14
That's a bad thing. So she had a comedy class
31:16
and there's a guy I took a class with who
31:18
he didn't do comedy for 10 years, but he's got
31:20
back in. Greg Santos. He's a funny guy. Oh, yeah,
31:23
he's funny. Yeah. Like we did a comedy class together
31:25
20 years ago. He's Cuban. Yeah. Yeah.
31:27
But there's no one else from my
31:29
time period doing stuff out here. You
31:32
were doing a comedy class? No,
31:34
I never knew one though. I think PCC
31:36
offered a
31:41
comedy class, which is an
31:43
actual college in Pasadena. Was it good though?
31:45
Who taught it? I forgot somebody.
31:47
I knew people that took it, what's it
31:50
called? But at the end of the class,
31:52
you graduate and then you do a show
31:54
at the ice house in Pasadena. Oh, yeah.
31:56
You get to drive Woody Barstano around. You
31:58
get to be his body. But Wayne
32:01
Fetterman is teach is a professor at
32:03
USC now. He's doing a comedy class.
32:06
Are you a see? Yeah, it's like a real
32:08
like respected comic teaching a class which is not
32:10
the usual thing, you know So it's pretty cool.
32:12
Especially in that discipline. Oh, yeah Yeah,
32:16
it's it's funny how like improv taking a
32:18
class like you kind of it's necessary
32:21
kind of you know And sketch but calm but stand
32:23
up. It's it's Counterproductive in
32:25
many ways, but you get your feet way I
32:27
don't encourage people to do it, but I did
32:29
it You know who took my class to Brody
32:31
Stevens took that class rest in peace and Sebastian
32:33
took that class to Tina I
32:36
know that I'm gonna go. Yeah, I went
32:38
to a buster classic, but I never joined
32:40
So they have the money but only to
32:42
the free class the first one
32:44
where you can audit Oh I
32:50
don't know man. Oh for real.
32:52
That's hilarious I I wanted to be brown number
32:55
male Judy Brown so another Judy Brown and Judy
32:57
Carter Join with Dina's he
32:59
made comedy boot camp somebody he had it at the
33:01
at the haha when I started He
33:04
didn't get me though Got
33:06
you, bro. Almost did What
33:10
you weird you start To
33:13
the album, okay, what about you? 2007
33:16
I was 19. Yeah, you guys
33:19
from back in the day. Yeah, I started over three I
33:21
moved to LA and when I was 1804 I'm missing you
33:23
a lot like cuz I'm watching you when I started I
33:25
think you did a Craig They
33:28
quick Ferguson. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I remember watching.
33:30
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Yeah,
33:33
the day I did that The next day I
33:35
put on the same outfit. This is what I was 20 years old
33:39
I put on the exact same outfit and I
33:41
walked around all day trying to get recognized Did
33:43
you get recognized so I did a Westwood of
33:45
Ruko at like 10 o'clock at night walking home?
33:48
Someone goes excuse me. We uncooked Ferguson and I was
33:50
like, yeah Exciting
33:52
should went to the mall dog the
33:55
mall. You're so right like why? Oh
33:57
why you're so right 21
34:00
bro that would have been it dude you're getting hand
34:02
jobs dude At
34:06
the brook over Are
34:10
you doing that for the joke festival? Yeah.
34:12
Yeah, we're at I'm doing it at the
34:14
Elysian theater on May 12th
34:17
Alfred Robles is doing that up. Oh, how
34:19
are you so sure that I think You
34:22
say sorry to hear that Yeah,
34:25
so it may 12th. That's me Laurie Kilmartin Robles
34:28
right Alfred Robles. Oh,
34:30
what's that big show right my
34:32
show? Yeah There's
34:37
so many That there's so many
34:39
Refrigerators of them. I just got
34:41
added into another one, bro. Yeah,
34:43
I'm hosting the morning
34:46
Easter le movie show Anybody
34:50
wants to go man, I'm gonna be
34:52
showing born in East LA and I
34:55
was not in a movie, but hey, they were
34:57
shutting my neighborhood. It's a badass movie though. Oh,
35:00
yeah Yeah, so May
35:06
5th at the
35:08
Egyptian theater. I'm a convinced part of dreams to
35:10
show up. Oh, he's not gonna show
35:12
up There we
35:14
did look he's been coming to the store. It's so special
35:16
seeing him Hell
35:20
yeah Sunday very cool
35:24
Don't touch me. I'm an American citizen. I
35:26
tried to get you on my show May 12th, but
35:28
then I heard you're going to Mexico Yeah, the work
35:30
how special dude. Yeah, man, May 11.
35:33
I'm doing also my show well
35:36
the The comedy side
35:39
show it's gonna be a good show We
35:41
got freaks and geeks We
35:44
got source wallowers your
35:46
egg. Whoa. Yeah, we got We
35:50
got a abortionist to
35:53
be badass Where
35:56
do you how you know these people from the fruit from the
35:58
freak show and And
36:01
Coney Island. Yeah Also,
36:07
I'm doing a show with
36:09
Will Smith from the Dodgers
36:12
Foundation oh shit Yeah,
36:16
hosted by Cedric the entertainer.
36:18
That's amazing. Oh, yeah, I
36:20
think I goes doing that one. Yeah, I
36:22
think so Also, I'll
36:24
be watching Netflix after every
36:26
show I
36:32
Know so many shows every show in town
36:34
is a Netflix is a joke festival Can I
36:37
tell you like I got announced like five months
36:39
ago and I was like wow, thank you I'm
36:41
so I want to know I know Josh handleville
36:43
from high school, by the way. What really? Yeah,
36:45
so, you know his uncle Renee Sandoval I don't
36:48
know his uncle. I know he's the Valley, right?
36:50
Yeah, his uncle. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, but he's Josh
36:52
handleville big shot in show business now, but he
36:54
used to come to my Torrey Pines high school
36:56
I've seen my lunch all the time and like
36:59
then like I'm like, whatever. We weren't friends I
37:01
knew we're in the same group. I see him
37:03
whatever and then I moved to LA and I'm like what's
37:05
this guy's doing up here This is my thing. I'm the
37:07
kid guys Comedy, why is he stealing
37:09
my thing? I'm like some 20s kid Threatened
37:13
by that. I'm like annoyed cuz I want to be the guy
37:15
Anyways, I always talk about what the high school together within the
37:17
high school together Then I found out he
37:19
told me like like eight years ago. We didn't actually go to
37:21
high school together He just came over for lunch. He drove over
37:24
and I'm like, why'd you love I've been telling people go to
37:26
high school together Yeah He
37:31
had a car he's cool he had a car and he would just come
37:33
over at lunchtime Josh
37:43
sound of all how I had yeah, we love
37:45
Josh Sandoval. Yeah, man. I'm gonna be in Los
37:48
Angeles, May 5th
37:50
never the joke May 9 Los
37:52
Angeles after the joke May 11
37:55
Mexico City at the WTC
37:58
Mackie she Oh, by the way,
38:01
Japanese. Mexica. Mexica. Mexica.
38:03
Mexica. Marutokishiko. I believe that's,
38:06
I could be right. It's very possible I'm
38:08
wrong, but I sincerely believe it's a Mexicico
38:10
in Japanese. Did you work the sound at
38:12
the improv, Hollywood? No, I'm
38:14
a comedian pal. Hahaha. I thought you worked
38:16
the sound there before, while you were doing
38:18
comedy like this time. I'ma, I'ma, I respect,
38:20
did you? I know, I worked at Flappers,
38:22
not the... Haha. Haha, no,
38:24
not the haha. Flappers. I
38:27
used to pass that ticket to Flappers. Eric Wart was
38:29
a sound guy at the improv when I started. Was
38:31
he really? Yeah, that's how you learn all the... You
38:34
need a degree to work at the improv, bro. Sound
38:36
engineer? No, I was a
38:38
dope, and my thing was, I never had
38:40
to have a day job after I
38:42
started to stand up comedy, but in high
38:45
school I had a job. I never had a, I
38:47
always got by as a professional comedian, but I lived
38:49
so fucking poor, like it was embarrassing. Cause I was
38:51
like, I'm a professional comedian, but I don't have any
38:53
money in his nightmare. And like, I wish I had
38:55
a side hustle to like... So you were chewing on
38:58
raw pasta like Dwayma Dina? Yeah,
39:00
pretty much, dude. A lot of peanut
39:03
butter and jelly sandwiches. Hey, bro, team,
39:05
bro. I love protein. Bro,
39:07
I used to eat at McDonald's across the street
39:10
from the laugh, actually, before my set. Oh,
39:12
dude, that one? Dude. I saw a boonshock
39:14
ollock, I could take a shower with it, bro. It was crazy.
39:16
I should go there, fuck up too big, Max, bro. Wait,
39:19
at McDonald's, he took a shower? I saw him
39:21
take a bird shower, like a little bird shower.
39:23
What's a little bird shower? Like a bird bath,
39:25
yeah. Like a napkin. You were in the fall
39:28
with him? You basically just washed
39:30
the parts on things. You grab a little
39:32
napkin from KFC, the wet one, and you
39:34
rub your armpits, bro. Armpits, the gooch, you
39:36
know, and then the buffalo, and yeah, yeah.
39:38
The KFC napkins are bad, so it really
39:40
gets in there. Yeah, the kernel inside of
39:43
it. And when I scrape, I see dirt.
39:45
Yeah, dude. I better get a show picture of the
39:47
kernel. There it is, man. Very
39:50
cool. That logo and everything on it
39:52
will be on sale at the show.
39:55
Hell yeah. We're
39:57
making it right now. We're
40:00
gonna have a puppeteer guy, we're
40:02
gonna have a sword swallower. I
40:04
could say swastika. Oh, what you
40:06
got? Maybe, but you
40:09
got enough. That's after hours. That's
40:11
after hours. And we're gonna have,
40:13
yeah, it's gonna be fun. Contortionist.
40:16
Contortionist. Contortionist. A
40:18
chiropractor. A lot of my levitating. A lawyer. A
40:21
lawyer. Yeah. A medic. Yeah.
40:25
A medic. A medic. Where was
40:27
I? Where we were last
40:29
weekend at? Salem,
40:34
Oregon, and then Seattle, Washington. That's right,
40:37
man. Whoo! Elton North Theater and then
40:39
the Neptune. That's where the witches are, right? And the same
40:41
man? Oh, shit. Yeah, man.
40:43
Salem, Mass, though, right? The Wiccans, bro. The
40:46
white Puerto Ricans. Did you see Robert,
40:48
oh, what's his name? No, the, and
40:50
some super famous actor. I, it's
40:53
like dating a witch. Andrew Garfield.
40:56
There's some like taboos dating male.
40:58
Sabrina? Melissa Joan Hart? No,
41:00
like, it's like a thing now, like,
41:03
white girls are all like, I'm a witch now.
41:05
And like, she's a professional witch. Well, it's been
41:07
a thing like that for a while for like,
41:09
like, like, Latoya girls. Yeah, yeah. Oh, is this
41:11
cultural appropriation? It kind of, I'm so sorry. I
41:13
don't know. This has been Brujas for a
41:15
while. Yeah, Brujas, that's a... Brujas?
41:18
Yeah, that's a witch in Spanish. Brujas, right. Yeah.
41:22
Anybody could appropriate a witch, but not like your
41:24
own. Yeah, you're not, yeah. Your
41:26
own is like the Mexican boogie man,
41:28
boogie woman. Yeah? Yeah, it's like
41:31
the first baby mama. Yeah. Is
41:33
that like someone who like, kids are scared of? Like when you're getting
41:35
tucked into bed, you're like, mom is that? She
41:39
was a first lady, Latina lady, to kill her
41:41
kids to go to the club. Is
41:44
this a real story? He drowned them, right?
41:46
So basically, he's in the modern day, he's
41:48
in the modern day of story, but so
41:50
basically, it was an indigenous
41:52
woman who fell in love with a Spanish Spaniard,
41:55
and he happened to be the devil. If you
41:57
want to be with me, you got to kill
41:59
your children. So she drowned her children in
42:01
the river and now you see I never took
42:03
her in Now when you cry, you
42:06
see or like that's how they make kids go to sleep
42:08
or not to cry You know you cry you're gonna see
42:10
her. So basically say that you see her spirit flying
42:13
through the rivers crying for her children So
42:15
you're Nana didn't tell you that story because
42:18
you're not her real kid Yeah,
42:20
come on. So you say a child abuse You
42:26
cry Funny
42:28
that we don't have a word for that Hey,
42:32
bro, it's funny. We don't make we don't have a
42:36
Word called child abuse because for
42:38
us is like he deserved. Yeah,
42:40
there is no like a skill way We
42:44
have a word for child abuse it because
42:46
we're just translating the English one, but
42:48
we didn't make up no words like that, bro We
42:50
don't have a word. I will solar in your So
42:54
maybe an orphanage in Mexico Run
42:58
the streets bro with no t-shirt.
43:01
We don't have a changing the tire bro the
43:03
stick Boggie
43:05
with a Brazil that's old-school
43:07
sound as you thought What
43:10
toys do you have when you're a kid bro,
43:13
I had a Pokemon cards I'm
43:16
an I use kid bro. I was like to me when you
43:18
were going to Mexico Mexico we had a
43:21
I mean the dog Can
43:23
you guys pogs that's what we called the
43:25
ass. Oh, yeah pogs. I have Connie. It
43:28
was a forgot
43:30
how to pay pause You
43:37
play for keeps though, I hated that I never played
43:39
for key it depended I Was
43:42
homey You
43:46
can keep the box I get you help is that
43:48
should be betting that should stop
43:50
being expensive Way before
43:52
cards. Oh, yeah, that's where you don't Bitcoin
43:54
right there, bro Various and
43:56
you never have a digit pet mind
43:58
I gig a pen No, no, I never
44:01
had a gigapad, dude. I'm sorry. I had a gigapad,
44:03
bro. I used to feed that motherfucker, bro. Thank
44:05
you, buddy. I had a life, though. My
44:08
brother fell asleep, and I started feeding his
44:10
fizz-fuzzy gigabyte all night, bro. No, dude, like,
44:12
in the feed style, dog. That's terrible. So
44:14
my bro, I would feed it, and then
44:16
he would, like, poop. Then
44:18
I would, you know, then I was cleaning with the
44:20
other button, and then I would fall asleep. Little
44:23
cycle, dude. My brother, my little brother,
44:25
bro, his was sleeping. I started
44:27
feeding that motherfucker, bro, so he could
44:30
die. That's really messed up, man. Yeah.
44:32
The child's working on me, dude. And
44:36
when they die, is your boy dead? No,
44:38
you gotta reset the battery. I'll put it
44:40
back in. Reset it. Reset it, yeah. I
44:42
knew people that had lots of them, dude.
44:44
Like legions of them. A gigapad? Yeah. Can
44:46
I tell you, like, I went through a
44:48
criminal phase, and,
44:51
like, my thievery included when Pogs
44:54
were going out of business, like, so they're like
44:56
10 for a dollar, I stole a POG. I'm
44:59
not bragging. I really go. Really go. Oh,
45:02
yeah, yeah, the gigapad, Tamagotchis. Oh, you
45:04
know what Tamagotchi means in Japanese? I
45:06
got you. Little battery. El Salvador. El
45:08
Salvador, yeah. Can
45:13
I tell you, so Tamago means egg,
45:16
and Tomodachi means friend. So
45:19
Tamagotchi is a play on words that means
45:22
egg friend. Omelet, all right, bro.
45:24
I was just lying about it. Omelet, like, boy, no
45:26
yokum. But,
45:28
like, do you guys like people from El Salvador? I did a girl from... Yeah,
45:30
everybody hates them. I did a girl from... We like them, right? Oh,
45:33
yeah. I love them. I
45:35
have sex with a Salvadoran chick. Oh,
45:37
Mazel. I dated a girl from Morelia,
45:40
Michoacán. She's from Cerritos. Also
45:42
Cerritos. El Cerrote. She wrote
45:44
this. Downey, bro. I meant
45:46
to go from Morelia, and she moved here. Like, you know,
45:49
like, you want, like, dating apps, and you meet people from,
45:51
like, weird places that you never heard of. Pindar over here.
45:53
El Salvador. I'm advanced, you know,
45:55
but... You met
45:57
her on... On a weekly break. I
46:00
don't know. It's like, hey, it's like, be bad.
46:02
It's like, man, she's a weapon. But
46:05
she like, when she talked about people from
46:07
El Salvador, she said a word I'm not
46:10
comfortable with. I don't know about the fact.
46:12
Serote, which means, uh, that's
46:15
a damn short person. I
46:17
don't know. She be like, that's like Mexican,
46:19
call him a Mexi. That was fine, man. Don't
46:21
you fucking call me Mexi, bro. I know. She
46:24
hated, she's like, fucking Salvies. I'm like, damn. What's
46:26
wrong with her, bro? I don't know. You don't
46:28
hear her. I'm so fucking in front
46:31
of it. Yeah, that's, it's like Jews. Like, oh,
46:33
we have some Jews in our neighborhood. They'll go,
46:35
what does a flying serote mean? So
46:38
that's the derogatory term to cause.
46:40
But they call each other that,
46:42
though. Yeah. They call each other,
46:44
too. They're saying, fool or way, right? Yeah. Can
46:46
I tell you a mistake I made in high school? Because like, I... You
46:48
ate one. But I hung out with Mexican
46:50
kids and they would say, que puedo, way. And
46:52
I'd say it back to them. They laughed every
46:54
time I said it, you know, que puedo, way.
46:57
Que puedo, way. What's the problem? But
46:59
then I said it to my nanny once. I didn't know you
47:01
don't say that to her like a sweet woman. Que puedo, way.
47:04
Que puedo, way. You don't say it.
47:06
Que puedo. I guess that's... The
47:09
way is like, bitch, right? Or bull or... No, it's
47:11
like, homie now. But I guess back then, those words
47:13
were kind of like newer, so it was kind of
47:15
like... It was like, it was more like, street slang,
47:17
you know? It was derogatory. The la
47:19
calle way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that what it is?
47:21
Hey, bro. It was rude. It
47:23
was rude. It was not cool. But now
47:25
it's probably different. I didn't say it to an elderly woman.
47:27
Que puedo señora. Que puedo. Que puedo
47:29
señora. Que puedo señora. Que puedo señora. ¿Uba
47:33
que honda? What's happening? They also called
47:35
me Chinga Tumadre. They said that means
47:37
cool white guy, right? That's actually... That's
47:39
a good one. Yeah. Keep
47:41
that one. Keep that
47:44
one. Right next to Cool Arrow. You
47:47
know, they don't have a word for
47:49
chancla in English. Yesando.
47:52
Oh, is that... They say it in Japanese.
47:56
Wait. I can't... The
47:59
pattern... I
48:03
heard it on Shogun dude. Did you know a lot of
48:05
Japanese words they stole from Spain? So like
48:07
legit their Spanish words because they didn't have them like
48:10
slice them in half like
48:12
bread is a Pan
48:15
pan yeah, yeah, but yeah, but Poland
48:22
I haven't had horrible jokes, bro. They
48:24
pop you say mother-in-law in Japanese Story
48:29
something like that was stupid You
48:33
mother I see mother-in-law in Japanese. I
48:35
know mom is okasan mother-in-law More
48:38
Casa fuck I'm so Japanese to you
48:41
can't say Japanese mother-in-law. I'm sorry I
48:44
can do grandma I can do I can do daughter I
48:47
Could be brother how do you butthole
48:49
butthole I can say but purple stuff
48:51
is cool Coffee
48:57
sure oh you live in Japan
48:59
for a bit. No you you want to go visit one
49:01
two yeah for what? Mr..
49:04
Badass out there, huh? I've been a few times. I wanted
49:06
to do shows I did I did shows
49:08
there I went to child's my mom was based out of
49:10
Japan for her work So I got to go as a
49:12
child and I want to work and I want to go
49:15
watch pro wrestling Oh
49:17
the new Japan they call you when you're
49:19
doing camera there They were shimmer Not
49:22
a sucky not a sucky There
49:25
was good now They
49:27
introduced like this incoming Can
49:30
I tell you bombing and big boy? They
49:35
had me do I got hired to do it goes
49:37
zero I Got
49:40
hired to do a gig in Japan and
49:42
in Japanese and like it's for Japanese television And
49:45
they end up not airing it because the Japanese guy worked with
49:47
a guy like a drunk driving into them That's like murder out
49:49
there so not me bum But
49:52
they wanted to be to write tell jokes in
49:54
Japanese and So
49:56
like I was like I can do like one I can
49:58
do one joke with a punchline So the joke
50:00
I was going for was like so there's no
50:02
real audience We went to like a museum type
50:05
thing a tourist and they had a bubble So
50:12
they had they had Feel free to
50:14
stop this We
50:18
try your castle here I
50:24
know mythology to me bro fucking
50:27
Arnold, bro, I do you just like them you want
50:29
to be different bro, you know, let's just Cobra
50:32
as a cat. I was a bad. I thought it
50:35
was great to worse Don't
50:41
can't give you some advice for dealing with you, too That
50:49
we won't stop let they need to know let them know
50:51
that We
50:53
were growing up Wait
50:57
me or me. Wait,
50:59
are you is that what just happened? You
51:02
know what exactly? Let them
51:05
know that putting them putting out your flame
51:07
is not gonna make their candle burn any
51:09
brighter. Okay The
51:14
Virgin the Virgin Mary, we're pretty nice
51:16
you just do the chat room they
51:18
went crazy Wait,
51:22
let me tell you so what a true love doggy I
51:26
had a joke in the so the joke was that they got
51:28
about they got a bunch of like students They had them sit
51:30
down and like they're filming me tell the
51:32
famous Japanese comedian I said introduce me the
51:34
most famous comedian America might tell So
51:39
then I did my joke was in
51:41
Japanese, I was like my name's Taylor from America and tell
51:44
you some jokes I'm very funny. Here's my first joke But
51:48
actually I don't know how to speak Japanese this is all
51:51
I know so So
51:53
that's the So
52:01
anyways, I do my punchline where I say, uh oh, and
52:03
they all stare at me. And
52:05
then I leave, I finish, and they stare at
52:07
me and I go, sorry, Nara. Then
52:10
I go to them afterwards, I'm like, what went wrong?
52:12
They don't know, uh oh, in Japanese. They
52:15
don't make mistakes after bro. They
52:17
cut off your head if you make
52:20
a mistake. But these
52:22
motherfuckers who are bilingual, they know.
52:26
They know that they don't have, uh
52:28
oh. They're, uh
52:30
oh, it's, oh. But
52:34
they let me go, what's the Japanese, is
52:36
it Harikari? What's it called when they say
52:38
that? Harikari. What's it called when
52:40
they just say that? Oh yeah, when they commit suicide. Yeah,
52:42
they made me do that. Harikari.
52:45
When you do that when you're comedy? That's
52:48
the tension. You wanna go to the nukuk on the block? You
52:50
can't say that on stage. No, I said,
52:52
uh oh, and they stared at me and I left.
52:54
That's hilarious. That's on video
52:56
somewhere. I bombed too bro. Me
52:59
and another comedian, we were supposed
53:01
to do a show for Sanwa Bank and
53:04
then a Japanese or Chinese bank? Japanese, no?
53:06
Yeah bro, it was for the Christmas party.
53:09
All Japanese. Oh yeah, really? Bro, I
53:11
bombed bro. Did you get your payback? Bombed. Did
53:14
you get your payback? You only laugh, hell yeah,
53:16
the only laugh I got was this. Tonight,
53:19
I understand that it'll be easier for me to get a
53:21
home loan without ideas in it. It
53:24
would be to get a laugh. Everybody went, ha ha
53:26
ha. Bro, Gabriel Gessen
53:28
went up after me bro. I
53:30
started walking like Godzilla, nothing. Oh, shut
53:33
up dude. Bro, he came in like,
53:35
bro, they just do this. Our
53:40
son, our Japanese bro. And
53:42
he comes in from the back. Bro,
53:45
bro, bro, bro. Bro,
53:48
bro. Nothing,
53:51
nothing? Dude, they
53:53
were like, what is that sumo wrestler
53:55
doing up there? That's PTSD for them
53:57
bro. That's like looking Hiroshima bro. I'll
54:00
tell you my father died. Bro, everybody was going
54:02
like this like moving their legs like that after
54:04
we broke through it like It
54:08
was horrible dog Have you ever have you
54:10
ever had to get like have you ever
54:12
had to struggle to get your paycheck after
54:14
a gig like a big gig like bro,
54:16
I've done shows where from the from
54:19
the stage. I'm following up a motor, bro I've
54:23
done show where I have to follow the I
54:25
have to hold one of the promoters child while
54:28
he go to the ATM Are you
54:30
big? I feel like you're not joking. I could
54:32
see that big real. I follow fools of the ATM I
54:36
know morning bro. He had to get
54:38
we have to go to his baby
54:40
mama's house. He woke up all dirty
54:42
in which ATM Horrible
54:44
does have you ever had like like like
54:46
a professional show where that kind of thing happens
54:48
though? Like where they don't like professional and
54:52
midnight Show
54:54
for 200 people professional. They're
54:56
not being professional by not
54:59
paying you That's so
55:01
true. Wow. That's a you know That's a beautiful
55:03
message for young comedians and and older comedians struggling
55:05
as we do something like this Guys go to
55:07
a out of town for $100. We win Isn't
55:16
it wild that we still get paid like feature acts and
55:18
opening acts get paid exactly the same as they got 25
55:21
years ago I will go
55:23
anywhere for $250, but there was a
55:25
farmer first class Yeah
55:27
hotel and up and then pay me $200 just
55:30
for to spend also. Yeah, like for
55:32
DM. Yeah 450
55:34
that's not a bad. I think at this point.
55:36
I might take that right now first class
55:38
with the fancy first class But it's real
55:40
please a man you might do in a
55:42
show man in Honolulu 350
55:47
a night a show For
55:49
star hotel first class one ticket only
55:51
for you Vacation right
55:54
there, bro. I'll be that who do I gotta beat
55:56
up? Already
56:00
to fucking Ruben from
56:02
billiards in and belt and
56:04
Bellevue Remember
56:07
Ruben the guy from Guam
56:10
from the part of the part of the guy
56:12
that was the manager. Yeah Yeah, I went into
56:14
where I didn't see at the bar at the
56:16
Burbank Airport. Oh, okay. He's doing shows I thought
56:18
you were Burbank Airport. Yeah, I
56:21
have a picture of us Burbank
56:24
Airport, you guys remember I hurts
56:26
my feeling I do remember. I don't feel like
56:28
you do I feel like you're like five years
56:30
ago I
56:33
think Joshua was there too. What's
56:36
Joshua there? You're with John. What? Were
56:40
we on the same plane Should
56:42
I find the picture fine? I saw
56:44
Brad Williams one time on a plane, bro. He knew a
56:46
little hook But
56:50
a pony and you know what's on the airport
56:52
once iron chic, oh, that's bad.
56:55
Yeah, I asked him You don't remember. It's one in
56:57
two either I
57:00
hear she doesn't remember you put you the camel clutch.
57:02
I wish I wish Did
57:04
you go dress like that? She cuz I think like
57:06
if pretty probably somebody would have told me a fool
57:08
What are you gonna smack you in the head right
57:10
now? We're at away from no, it's not problematic. He's
57:12
he is dying Champion
57:17
bro, you ever watch those movies about how
57:19
the wrestlers your favorite wrestler are in real
57:21
life, bro I'd be on the match with
57:24
take the snake. What you take the snake on
57:26
as a crackhead I was a little
57:28
kid. I remember a little kid. I want him to come to
57:30
my birthday party He would
57:32
have just beat the shit of my dad for
57:34
a bump. You know the story, right? He's a
57:36
product of a rape, dude I'm
57:41
nanny or Manny Yeah,
57:46
thank holding your show oh my god, he
57:48
did uh Yeah, yeah,
57:50
Raleigh. Oh shit. Yes. He did call me and bro.
57:52
Let me tell your brother. I met him one time
57:54
Well, I didn't really meet him. He was staying the
57:57
same hotel as we were he has a hotel door
58:00
open. It's not cheap the hotel was. They
58:02
didn't have like AC so he was like
58:04
out of the shower just towel over his
58:06
stomach. I hear the snake bro. I'm like
58:08
hey dude you're Jake the snake. He's all
58:10
fuck out of here just slam the door
58:12
dude. I did stand up with him once
58:14
at the improv. I got
58:16
a phone call on Thanksgiving the day
58:18
after Thanksgiving I was in San Jose
58:20
area with a cousin and then Jamie
58:22
who used to book the
58:24
improv he's like hey do you want to host for
58:26
Jake the Stig Roberts tonight? You have to be there
58:28
by like whatever o'clock. I was like bye family.
58:31
I sped to LA to
58:33
host for him doing stand-up and it
58:35
was the saddest weirdest comedy
58:37
show of all. There's like an AA meeting. There's
58:39
a very weird vibe. I respect the hell out
58:41
of him. Life stories? It was
58:43
just hard stories. It wasn't a comedy
58:45
show. It was like a meet and
58:48
greet. He's
58:50
on stage telling stories and it wasn't
58:52
anyways it was not. He's a great wrestler you know. I'm
58:56
not a good pro wrestler probably I
58:58
would imagine. Dude the best. I hope he's
59:00
not listening. I feel bad now. Mr. Roberts I love
59:02
you. He's too alive? Yeah I think so dude. He's
59:04
a soldier bro. What? The best wrestler I think I
59:06
told you about the documentary. I do Ric Flair. He
59:09
is a full raging alcoholic
59:12
that is like you know like a
59:14
functioning alcoholic. He drinks like crazy every
59:16
day. But he almost he was like
59:18
on his deathbed and then the doctors
59:20
because of alcohol and not taking
59:23
any care of his body like two years ago and
59:25
then he got he survived
59:27
and like the doctors like you should
59:29
not drink anymore ever again. He still drinks.
59:31
He's a drink. Only white clothes no. Because
59:34
back in the 70s he would say he would
59:36
hate going to like small towns when he were
59:39
wrestling because like there'd be no nightlife so he
59:41
would like go to the fucking lobby buy everybody
59:43
drinks and just party like that like. Call him
59:45
this weekend though. Bro can I tell you I
59:47
can get you a wrestler on his I can't
59:49
you wrestlers. I can't tell
59:51
you I talked for an hour today to a
59:53
WWE Hall of Famer on the telephone. Gerald Briscoe.
59:56
Remember the night did you watch wrestling than
59:58
that attitude era. Bob Black. He beat Bob
1:00:00
Huggs. You know Gerald Briscoe?
1:00:04
Remember Stone Cold versus Vincent Man
1:00:07
time? I remember a little bit of that. And WO.
1:00:10
Pull him up dude. Gerald Briscoe. So he was
1:00:12
a legendary wrestler in the 60s and 70s and stuff.
1:00:15
And then in the late 90s he came back as the
1:00:17
Stooges. It was him and Pat Patterson. They
1:00:19
were like the henchmen for Vincent Man. So
1:00:21
they were like cartoon hensher. They did like
1:00:23
funny sketches. Like they were the hardcore champion
1:00:25
and stuff in the 50s. Anyway,
1:00:28
my friend. I'm trying to find a picture of
1:00:30
him. I'm not sure if I'm good. I know. Not
1:00:33
even a picture before they drew him. It's a
1:00:35
skit. Gerald Briscoe. He was at the Hall of
1:00:37
Fame this past year. That's
1:00:39
my friend. That's Bob Backlund right there right
1:00:41
now. Oh the nickname. It was Jerry Briscoe,
1:00:44
Gerald Briscoe. Well it looks like you don't
1:00:46
say. Oklahoma. He's Native American pro wrestling Hall of
1:00:48
Famer. They're gonna be Hall of Famer. Related
1:00:51
to Newt Rockne. Can you guys just pretend to be impressed
1:00:53
so I can show him the clip? Whoa dude. That's who
1:00:55
has a badass belt dude. Hey dude.
1:00:58
He's plinking those glasses. I can use JBL. I
1:01:01
talk to JBL a lot too. Who's
1:01:03
that? JBL is like the first... He used
1:01:06
to be like in a... What's it called? He was
1:01:08
in the Acolyte. Attack team and after that he became
1:01:10
super racist. You can't ever find W.A.F. though right? So
1:01:13
he's... He's AWA huh? No.
1:01:17
So he's NWA and all that stuff. There's a
1:01:19
documentary coming out on him on Vice called Dark
1:01:21
Side of the Ring. It's coming out in a
1:01:23
couple weeks. Because he was... Sounds good
1:01:25
dude. He was wrestling with territories before his
1:01:27
national. He used to be like California whatever.
1:01:29
Southern wrestling. So he was Florida and Georgia.
1:01:33
But he owned Georgia. So like
1:01:35
in the middle of the night there's a whole documentary
1:01:37
coming out in like two weeks about it. So
1:01:39
he and his brother they sold Georgia Championship Wrestling
1:01:41
to Vince McMahon. And they helped him take over
1:01:43
the world. So a lot of wrestlers hated him.
1:01:45
Yeah because McMahon he started buying off... And
1:01:48
that's the dad? I don't know if it was Vince
1:01:50
McMahon or Vince McMahon's father. He started
1:01:52
buying off the local access networks. Where they
1:01:55
were playing. Because
1:01:57
yeah the local networks and then later on when
1:01:59
he... He started buying off the
1:02:01
wrestling and there was
1:02:03
no more touring in a little town. Just
1:02:05
big old wrestling. And that's the
1:02:08
birth of WWF. So Vince's dad
1:02:10
owns WWF. Well,
1:02:12
this is why I'm single. Vince's dad owns
1:02:14
WWF. You guys heard it. Thank
1:02:16
you. He sold it to his son. The deal was you
1:02:18
promise you're not going to take over others. He's like, yeah,
1:02:21
dad, no problem. And he lied to him and then he
1:02:23
bought up all the territories. But Gerald Briscoe is the one
1:02:25
who was the straw that broke the camel's back. And so
1:02:27
he worked for him for 40 years. Like I didn't know.
1:02:29
No, no, no. The only way I knew about those other
1:02:32
wrestlers when I used to buy the magazine, when I used
1:02:34
to take the magazine from the comic. There was a whole
1:02:36
scene, right? I know that Rick
1:02:38
Martell, the champion of the
1:02:40
Southern wrestling. I've heard that name before. But Gerald
1:02:42
discovered Hulk Hogan and Brock Lesnar. And who are
1:02:45
those brothers from Iron Claw? What's their name? Oh,
1:02:47
that's the Von Erich family. There you go. Do
1:02:49
you know that story is so tragic. They had
1:02:51
to make it less tragic for the movie. I
1:02:54
know, man. Our core is fuck, bro. Because there
1:02:56
was another brother that died. But like, you can't...
1:02:58
All the brothers died, except the little ones. Spoiler
1:03:02
alert, buddy. Well, you know, it's
1:03:04
a known fact. Yeah. I
1:03:06
mean, I still haven't even seen it. Somebody got no plug, right? It
1:03:09
did. It was a lie in the theater. But
1:03:12
it still got... It was more a word of
1:03:14
mouth. It was A24, though. It was like, it
1:03:16
was a respected film. Chavo Guerrero. You know Chavo
1:03:18
Guerrero? Yeah. You better get him on the show,
1:03:20
dude. He's around. I saw him at the comedy
1:03:22
store. I was so excited. I had a chance.
1:03:24
I thought Chavo Guerrero rested before. Eddie Guerrero was
1:03:26
a... Was Angel Marta. A wrestling family. But I
1:03:28
would say the choice that I had for movies
1:03:30
was Ira Claw or Richie Stanaki, dawg. I finally
1:03:33
seen it, dude. Hey, Ricky Stanaki. It's fucking funny,
1:03:35
dawg. Dude, you see it? Yeah, fool. That's good,
1:03:37
dude. That's just coming back, bro. He took fucking
1:03:39
the acting serious, huh? Hell yeah, bro. John Cena. John
1:03:41
Cena. That shit was bad. That shit was bad. That
1:03:43
shit was funny, bro. That shit was funny, bro. John
1:03:45
Cena. You know John Cena, but you
1:03:48
don't know Gerald Briscoe? No. I
1:03:50
only know The Rock, homie. I know Mil
1:03:52
Mascara, Santos, Blue Demon, who the camera meet
1:03:54
is. Mil Mascara. I was on the
1:03:56
airplane with Eddie Guerrero once. Looked that long later. I was
1:03:58
with an airplane. One time with
1:04:00
me my son bro. Those cars.
1:04:03
No, well, that's the one that's taking out.
1:04:05
Yes. I met him He's a
1:04:07
creep in real life. Yeah, he was not he
1:04:09
was not very nice But he's like he's like
1:04:11
this horrible things to women and stuff. Oh,
1:04:13
yeah, but but he's a wrestler Bobby
1:04:16
flams them on he deserves some Hoko
1:04:19
is no no no enjoy right? No, they're
1:04:21
all the brother. I met this guy when
1:04:23
I was a kid, bro That's amazing. He
1:04:25
was fine. He beat up on Roddy Piper
1:04:27
and some other guy Did you do
1:04:29
shows with Roddy Piper ever? I did some shows
1:04:31
with Roddy paper when he was she was there,
1:04:33
bro You know once right there, bro. That's as
1:04:35
far as Mexicans get buff right there. That's the
1:04:37
peak right there. That's peak Seem
1:04:39
in my car. That's butch with the shirt. Anybody
1:04:41
else is bigger than that. They're Mariachi, bro They
1:04:45
have a shirt company for food down. Why
1:04:47
you see how they hide their stomach with
1:04:49
the with the standing They blow up, you
1:04:52
know, that's way that's a natural Mexican body
1:04:54
with no steroids That's what I
1:04:56
look without my shirt, bro. Didn't he start a bunch
1:04:58
of movies? That's what Blue
1:05:02
demon and then a Santo they did
1:05:04
a movie Mexican
1:05:07
would be with less It's
1:05:10
not pull-ups. Yeah, I'm actually not gonna see cuz
1:05:12
he did like a bunch of movies and then
1:05:14
the character Santos He was like, oh, he was
1:05:16
like the rock He was made me a shit
1:05:19
little movie with that mask creeping in and then
1:05:21
the guy was a blue demo man They were
1:05:23
they were messing with hoes, bro. They're
1:05:26
basically they're basically the original Degoluna
1:05:28
and fucking Kyle's barnell. No, man They
1:05:30
were more like like the rock cuz
1:05:32
they're like wrestlers who became actors But
1:05:35
they acted with the mask the whole they got better with
1:05:37
their man. No rather good Really
1:05:41
have to learn how to act huh? No Cuz
1:05:44
my mom tried show me these movies and Mexico.
1:05:46
It was like oh, they gotta fight Martian. What
1:05:48
the fuck is this? Anyone with their lawyers? No,
1:05:55
the rest of at night and yeah, yeah
1:06:00
Out of a building they wrestle at night
1:06:02
and during the day they were tight suits
1:06:04
and then their pride investigators Yeah, they're their
1:06:06
social workers. What? They
1:06:08
show that picture of the wrestlers walking around the beach
1:06:12
So it was like it was like ridiculous or lunch,
1:06:14
you know, like they gotta go Mars and fight aliens
1:06:17
Yeah, they made money how these movies but they got
1:06:19
there with their mask on that That was their whole
1:06:21
they asked to be bear with their mask on. Yeah,
1:06:24
so nobody knows like they're identity night Not even
1:06:26
their their wife's you know For
1:06:28
real, I don't know. I don't know how far goes buddy
1:06:33
I like to imagine they took showers at their man. We're
1:06:35
gonna bury you with a Dodger Hattie. I Like
1:06:38
bury with that flannel. Yeah American
1:06:43
wrestling never wore masks, huh? Yeah Like
1:06:48
white people I'm very mysterious. I mean
1:06:50
I'm only one I mean I'm ultimate
1:06:52
ultimate dragon Oh Yeah,
1:07:03
there was a restaurant called in
1:07:05
a Nazi Yeah
1:07:09
Mexican wrestler is Nazi a lot of black mass
1:07:11
was a white mess with a white white Swastika
1:07:13
have you seen that in Mexico? They still do
1:07:16
this shit There was there was an American wrestler
1:07:18
who didn't make it up here. He went to
1:07:20
I'm not making a joke He went to Mexico
1:07:22
play this Trump type character. Yes, and he would
1:07:24
throw tortillas into the crowd. I saw that Because
1:07:28
you in the crowd there we is
1:07:30
a not see bro. I'll pay on
1:07:32
this tater way Thank
1:07:35
you. I'm a low That's
1:07:39
what everybody everybody he was up everybody
1:07:41
audio will be like this, bro Why
1:07:46
is there a fucking Trump Bro
1:07:49
give him the high five right there, but you
1:07:51
know, what's funny about the swastika in Mexico They'll
1:07:54
be guys with leather jackets or total rockers with
1:07:56
a swastika I mean and then just like dude
1:07:58
an iron cross and lightning Right there Hitler
1:08:02
was born in my Monterey, Mexico Work
1:08:08
in our Louie brother bro That
1:08:15
fool had the electric chair bro For
1:08:18
real brother his move was the electric oven. It
1:08:21
was a gas chamber Look
1:08:23
up his technical moves and I bitches are
1:08:26
all racing horrible. Did you see Abdul the
1:08:28
butcher? Yeah, I love that dude The
1:08:31
rest of who wrestled in Puerto Rico,
1:08:33
would you ever see that shit? Like
1:08:35
who's the legendary guy in Puerto Rico?
1:08:37
It's it's Carlito cologne's dad Carlos cologne.
1:08:39
Yes Yeah You
1:08:43
to wrestle barefoot bro. Yeah, so the wrestlers in
1:08:45
Puerto Rico like the Still
1:08:47
think it's real out there I
1:08:53
Really thought it was real brought to argue with people.
1:08:55
Come on, bro. It can't be fake what fucking I
1:08:57
do a giant He survived seven
1:09:00
fucking career ending injuries, bro Once
1:09:03
that she came out fake. I was like fuck
1:09:05
this would Japan wrestling Where
1:09:08
you believe it in the media in
1:09:10
Japan like my buddy this guy
1:09:12
rocky Romero He's like he wrestled in Mexico.
1:09:14
He wrestles in Mexico all the time still
1:09:16
but he's he runs Japan new Japan Also,
1:09:18
he's an American guy, but he he
1:09:20
told me how in Japan wrestling new Japan pro wrestling
1:09:22
until a few years ago it's the number two wrestling
1:09:24
group in the whole world and They
1:09:27
they they run it out there and like in
1:09:29
like it's real like they respect it So like
1:09:31
in the in the sports sections where they show
1:09:34
right? Oh my god And if you watch new
1:09:36
Japan for wrestling shows No cameraman miss this they
1:09:38
miss all the cool moves all the time because
1:09:40
they don't tell the cameraman Hey, I'm gonna do
1:09:42
a dropkick in the corner because it's real It's
1:09:44
disrespectful for them to ask whatever so that you
1:09:47
miss it's I get it, but you missed the
1:09:49
cool the cool shit You know that but out
1:09:51
there Mexico and better lens in Japan and in
1:09:53
Puerto Rico These guys from like
1:09:55
the city real like I mean, there's a
1:09:57
Brody there is the rest of the dark said documentary
1:10:00
on the wrestler Brody, what's his name, but he
1:10:02
got killed out there. But
1:10:04
like they get like stabbed and stuff. They get
1:10:07
stabbed by whatever they get shot. And like, it's
1:10:09
like a badge of honor for a bad guy.
1:10:11
My buddy today, he was telling me back in
1:10:13
this, I
1:10:17
think Wahoo McDaniel, he got shot. And then he took
1:10:20
the bullet with that. Then
1:10:24
they took his bullet out and they like, they,
1:10:26
they like stopped the bleeding and he goes to
1:10:28
wrestle because he's like a real, this is like
1:10:30
real men back then. I used to get mad. When
1:10:34
I started noticing wrestling was bullshit, I'm gonna watch
1:10:37
it again, was when I would go
1:10:39
to the newspaper and they didn't tell me who won bro. They
1:10:42
want you to pay for that shit. Then they'll
1:10:44
come back next week and they never say who
1:10:46
won bro. Not even
1:10:48
one cliffhanger, bro. Not even like, who won the championship?
1:10:50
Nobody was there. In
1:10:53
Japan, they do that is what I'm saying. They're trying
1:10:55
to trick you. But Japan, it's like they respect it.
1:10:57
Like in our, what are we doing? We stand for
1:11:00
worldwide entertainment. Worldwide Federation, World Wrestling Entertainment.
1:11:03
But now they got, they got sued
1:11:05
by the Panda company. The Panda company,
1:11:07
they spent them and they won. W.
1:11:09
W. F. Also, he got
1:11:11
rid of the, that, that part,
1:11:13
he didn't want to play house insurance for the wrestlers. Maybe
1:11:17
we are. Yeah. That's a lot. You're spreading
1:11:19
a room. No, for real. You look who you're
1:11:21
talking to, buddy. I'm holding back my wrestling. For
1:11:23
real. That business, you didn't want to pay house
1:11:26
insurance. We changed it
1:11:28
to worldwide entertainment. Ah. Because
1:11:30
W. W. F. was World Wildlife Federation. But
1:11:36
where you're correct. Wrestling Panda, bro. You're
1:11:39
conflating a few stories that are true. I
1:11:42
hear what you're saying. I'm going to fix this. I'm going to
1:11:44
fix this. Conflating. Go on, dude.
1:11:46
So, so, so he did. We
1:11:49
don't need to resort. I'm going to get it.
1:11:51
Yes, he venture wanted to unionize and then he
1:11:53
always stopped. I want to form a union so
1:11:55
all the guys can have a doctor. But they
1:11:57
also didn't want to. What does it say right
1:11:59
there? After rejoining the NWA in
1:12:01
1971, the WWF was renamed the
1:12:03
World Wrestling Federation in
1:12:05
1979 before promoting. Promotion
1:12:08
left the NWA for good in 1983. In
1:12:10
2002 following a legal dispute
1:12:12
with the World Wildlife Fund, the
1:12:15
WWF was renamed World Wrestling Entertainment. But this
1:12:17
is where you're correct my friend. I'm telling
1:12:19
you, I'm helping you out here. So they
1:12:21
went by their league, like their, I've never
1:12:24
had sex before, but they went by the
1:12:27
WWF, for a minute, like privately for
1:12:30
business stuff. But because they wanted
1:12:32
to bleed into entertainment because they didn't want
1:12:34
to have to pay the state athletic commission.
1:12:36
So every state they go to, can
1:12:39
you sit down here? Yeah, but did
1:12:41
you see what happened? In
1:12:44
the new loopholes, you know, to kind of like, there
1:12:46
was a new story today. So this is the other
1:12:48
wrestling company called AEW. It's on TNT and TBS. I've
1:12:51
seen that one, bro. They had this wrestler named Nyla
1:12:54
and she's awesome and she's trans wrestler.
1:12:57
But in Oklahoma, they just put it,
1:12:59
someone complained because like, so they said
1:13:01
no trans in MMA, no trans in
1:13:04
sports or whatever. So they put out
1:13:06
like a threat to AEW wrestling. And
1:13:09
you let Nyla Rose- But the ex-go got
1:13:11
rid of transams and auto racing. Hey, dude.
1:13:13
Boom, boom, boom. I like your cars, homie.
1:13:15
You know? But this is gonna be like
1:13:17
a legal thing because it's like, it's entertainment.
1:13:19
It's not sports. It's like, man, it's like
1:13:21
men and women can't wrestle each other. That's
1:13:23
cool, bro. Well, it wasn't the original trans
1:13:25
China. Okay, nobody. Oh, boy. I
1:13:28
saw a porno as a kid, dude. It was good. Which
1:13:31
one was- Whoa. Wolfpack,
1:13:33
do you remember? Wolfpack in- Yeah. Was
1:13:35
China? China, yeah, dude. It's called One Night
1:13:38
in China. Who's that
1:13:40
right there? That's Nyla Rose. So she's a
1:13:42
wrestler. She was born a woman.
1:13:44
I believe, I don't know her story,
1:13:46
but she's a woman wrestler and she's
1:13:48
awesome. I've been
1:13:50
with women who look exactly like that. Me
1:13:53
too, bro. But if you type in
1:13:55
Oklahoma, you'll see the story. The Montebello mama right there, huh? It's gonna
1:13:57
be a big deal. So you gonna leave now? This
1:14:00
is but it's what we're talking about. I've got a jacked out
1:14:02
by girls that look like that really good It
1:14:05
was her bro. Yeah, it sounds like you both
1:14:07
dated her She
1:14:09
having a Cobra clutch bro Charm
1:14:17
that but you know, what's it might be
1:14:19
fake and all that. Yeah,
1:14:21
but the moves are real broke Yeah, there's
1:14:23
a member. My brother was sleeping this motherfucker,
1:14:25
but he was he was sleeping perfect, bro
1:14:27
I got the food a figure for leg
1:14:29
leg, bro. I can angel. Yeah swept up
1:14:31
on here, bro No, I got them good
1:14:33
dog. Well, dude, they'll smack you silly dude
1:14:35
Like you mean if they if they they partially
1:14:37
hit you they're gonna get you Ronda Rousey just
1:14:39
said that she got a she got a concussion
1:14:42
From from Stephanie McMahon when she slapped her doing
1:14:44
the storyline and you see the video Paul Kogan
1:14:46
He choked out Richard Belzer and he got a
1:14:48
concussion Then he said
1:14:50
the n-word after a whole kogan That's
1:14:53
his new finisher now Wow,
1:14:57
we're sued down hokogan and by houses
1:15:00
after that slap Mr.
1:15:07
Hook mr. Cheese said all the core with
1:15:09
two chains. Yeah Everybody's
1:15:13
real pissed off right now at the reboot
1:15:16
of good times the cartoon really It's
1:15:18
not the same. I mean they shouldn't end there something
1:15:20
else. You know, it's that that they never really they're
1:15:23
still in the project though Yeah,
1:15:25
dude There it is,
1:15:27
bro. Stag. Mr. Burns and hokogan Did
1:15:31
you ever meet Richard Belzer No,
1:15:34
I ran into him. Nope. Never met him Burbank
1:15:36
Airport I
1:15:39
think he never left New York, right? Oh, that's
1:15:41
that Okay, the side seen the take talks around
1:15:44
the TV show where he holds him on a
1:15:46
headlock and he falls down He fell onto like
1:15:48
the yeah, or any cuz he was defending a
1:15:50
hokogan was defending mr. T or something like that,
1:15:52
you know Yeah,
1:15:55
yeah brother you
1:15:57
want to call this big brother a
1:16:00
bunch of those videos. He's a big ass hand, brother. Yeah,
1:16:03
I've seen this on a TikTok a whole bunch of times. And
1:16:06
there's a video of Vader in Kuwait when the
1:16:08
guy calls wrestling fake and like Vader gets arrested
1:16:10
in Kuwait. A whole program did a demonstration. He
1:16:14
hurt me real bad. I split my head open
1:16:16
and I was knocked unconscious and so on. So
1:16:18
just to show that I'm not a part of
1:16:20
their promotional tool and it was real, I want
1:16:22
you to take a look at this clip and
1:16:25
keep in mind this was real. Yeah, a little talk soon.
1:16:27
Take a look at it and remember, I had no idea
1:16:29
what was about to happen. And I'll be right back. This
1:16:31
guy's a big, well, after a lot of it. Or
1:16:34
professional wrestling. Did you just ask him that? That's what
1:16:36
happened? I'm gonna put you on a plate. Hold.
1:16:39
A front. A little python, homie.
1:16:43
How about it, T? Keep like that for a
1:16:45
little while. Oh,
1:16:47
right there. Oh, that
1:16:49
fast? It's because he let him fall. Is that
1:16:51
why you said? He's all right. He's sleeping. He's
1:16:53
sleeping. Really? I was asleep at home.
1:16:55
He be all right. That's
1:16:58
how William was sitting at the rope on me. You
1:17:01
got me like, yeah, is this video somewhere online? I
1:17:03
don't know if it's still there, but Roddy Piper, when
1:17:06
he's doing the promo story. He brought up some re-naut
1:17:08
to just poke him out on the
1:17:10
face of the comedy story. Like, dude, like, this is. There's a
1:17:12
blood on the back of his head though. Yeah, it was Billy
1:17:14
out. Damn, dude.
1:17:18
Crazy. There's another one where
1:17:20
Dr. D Davis shoots. Yeah. He's fucking
1:17:23
up a reporter bro in Puerto Rico.
1:17:26
They're asking him, Jesus fake, Jesus
1:17:28
fake. And he fucking breaks that guy's eardrum
1:17:30
bro. Like, he's doing it five times. It
1:17:32
was 2020 or something. It was John, whatever.
1:17:34
Yeah. This guy, yeah. Dr. D
1:17:36
Davis shows. Damn. Yeah.
1:17:39
That's a famous clip. Dr. D Davis shows, beats
1:17:41
up reporter. That was a dark side of the
1:17:43
ring episode too. Yeah. Yeah,
1:17:45
check it out, dude. I'm a lot of wrestling drama. I'm in
1:17:47
the dark side of comedy, bro. Are you in it? With Rachel
1:17:50
Raldo and the one with. Some fights,
1:17:52
huh? Freddie
1:17:55
Prinze. Wow. I'm
1:17:57
not in the world, man. See ya. It's all Hulu, right?
1:18:00
Was born a genius We
1:18:03
want to talk about on stage though, we
1:18:05
don't want to mention that right now No,
1:18:08
but then see nobody knows that you're drinking I Know
1:18:13
just kidding. I wasn't invited. I didn't I
1:18:15
just I'll Carlos in in
1:18:17
in Tampa. We're gonna wait Temple
1:18:25
Improv was that shut down? It's
1:18:28
now a funny bone, oh That's
1:18:31
what I've heard if the funny one is trying to
1:18:33
buy the improv all their old funny bones back Really
1:18:36
the club business is so different
1:18:38
now. It is weird. It's bizarre
1:18:41
it's less money than there used to
1:18:43
be and It's
1:18:45
very weird and like the the pay offer,
1:18:48
you know You could pay like four hundred
1:18:50
bucks travel Whatever is the same
1:18:52
or less and it's also twice as much to fly
1:18:54
now like it's I don't know people like I
1:18:56
want to be a comedian I Don't
1:19:00
know how people It's
1:19:02
gnarly time to be a comedian you read. It's
1:19:05
either like upper class or you're struggling basically Yeah,
1:19:08
I think there's some deals where like you go and you're
1:19:10
like, oh I just broke even and the marketing is on
1:19:12
you I've done since kovat. I've done radio. I think two
1:19:14
or three times in four years Yeah,
1:19:17
like no one no no comic from California
1:19:19
unless you're a big time is gonna go
1:19:21
do show the New York well
1:19:26
Yeah Also, they're not
1:19:28
flying out. No calm. They're in famous to New York.
1:19:30
Oh, yeah, there's no more I got them comedy club
1:19:32
ten years ago to put me in the hotel and
1:19:34
there's no more They don't even do have weekend headliners
1:19:36
anymore It's a whole and
1:19:38
Caroline's is gone City
1:19:44
winery and Sony So
1:19:47
like the game now is like you gotta have your
1:19:49
own pocket. Please pay. I get a podcast That's
1:19:53
my career advice to you. I needed a lot of time staying. That's
1:19:55
a long time ago, man What's up? I'm
1:19:57
trying to get on after midnight again I
1:20:00
do it. Can you get me on that regular three
1:20:02
of us on admin after midnight? Yeah, but then you Thank
1:20:06
you. Did you do original? No Chelsea?
1:20:08
I never know I was I was
1:20:10
never beloved I need you.
1:20:13
Can you give me new reps? Right. I
1:20:15
fired my agents Who's
1:20:17
your agent? Don't
1:20:19
you're me? Uta I'm happy.
1:20:21
I wish everyone well a PA recently. I've
1:20:23
been with I've been around I was recently
1:20:25
with the Gersh agency I wish everybody the
1:20:28
wow Thank
1:20:30
you. I need to go to APA Yeah,
1:20:34
very nice, I don't know if they agree but thank you
1:20:36
for To
1:20:40
me, thank you The
1:20:42
business part of this evidence for 20 years the
1:20:44
business part of this business is so absolutely bonkers
1:20:47
and like if there's a
1:20:49
lot of maniacs in this business, it's been hard for me
1:20:52
to To
1:20:54
fit in with all of that stuff, you know, but so
1:20:57
much has changed. It's weird I mean also like
1:20:59
they're losing their power the gate. I heard someone
1:21:01
else says the gatekeepers now are comedians Like
1:21:04
you guys are having me on your pocket. I'm so grateful
1:21:06
like I would love to be on tonight show still I
1:21:08
think more traction more
1:21:10
more comedians more Comedy
1:21:13
fans are gonna hear me on this
1:21:15
or watch me on this then
1:21:17
people who are watching for Jimmy Fallon You know
1:21:19
what I mean? Yeah, the biggest show right now
1:21:21
on late night. Is that Fox show gunned or
1:21:23
something a gut felt? Go and
1:21:26
you know that yeah They count
1:21:28
as a late night show. Yeah, he started
1:21:30
at fucking three in the morning or two
1:21:32
in the morning Cuz
1:21:34
remember we got bigger than a pandemic would be
1:21:36
ugly at night and then but you
1:21:38
know What do you know what? And he puts
1:21:40
up comics your comics, but you know why the
1:21:43
ratings are so good, too I'm not even talking
1:21:45
because I'm cold because I really show ended with
1:21:47
that new ghost, right? But this is the business
1:21:49
of it like this is diamond shit talking old
1:21:52
people don't turn off their TV but
1:21:55
honestly Coming
1:21:57
to commoners like I tell you though. Can I tell you?
1:22:00
You they made me wait that guy tyris. He's
1:22:02
a wrestler who does stand-up comedy now He sells
1:22:04
out theaters now doing comedy because of this show
1:22:07
these people come to show because of
1:22:09
gut felt I've never heard I
1:22:17
don't have regular TV for you But it's
1:22:19
wild like hulu the joke that a
1:22:21
lot of comics make is you know,
1:22:23
maybe Maybe I should just
1:22:25
become a Republican comedian. Yeah. Yeah You know
1:22:27
what show to get on is governor Huckabee
1:22:30
has it he has a show in the
1:22:32
Trinity Broadcasting Network It's like a Christian channel
1:22:34
because yeah Trinity University. They have a law
1:22:36
school, too Yeah,
1:22:38
so you can use the old Christian. Thank thank
1:22:40
you I don't know that you were uh, I
1:22:42
do that he was doing stand-up. I didn't know
1:22:44
that guy was a comic Yeah, cuz he's just
1:22:46
like kind of one of his pretty much a
1:22:48
co-host now Yeah, he was just um, you will
1:22:50
come on like that will come on like every
1:22:52
other week as a commentator was for other comedians
1:22:55
One of the other comics I met he's he's
1:22:57
that he was at the comedy store with me
1:23:00
great or great Gary I don't know deeper
1:23:02
watch conservative comedy. It's the most amazing things like
1:23:04
it watch. I don't watch it cuz um Like
1:23:08
what are those two cool twins right? The
1:23:10
hot twins the hot twins Yeah,
1:23:14
all the way. Yeah, they've been yeah.
1:23:16
Yeah, man, like their whole show is
1:23:18
mega They're grifters
1:23:20
like I talked to someone who who Done
1:23:23
I've talked to people who know them they started
1:23:25
off as like UFC kind of commentator guys And
1:23:27
they started leaning to the it was the red
1:23:29
hat hook and then they get more audience A
1:23:32
lot of fools did that and failed but those
1:23:34
guys like pretty much sustained in like what to
1:23:36
be kind of the right Yeah,
1:23:38
they cut the wave so racist people can
1:23:40
be like no, I love I don't hate black people. They're my favorite
1:23:42
comedian Yeah
1:23:49
Yeah, bro, they're beers They
1:23:52
used to be coming on before nothing. I've been that's
1:23:54
why I have a I have a let's go Brandon
1:23:56
shirt because they left like The
1:23:58
merch. Yeah at this I want
1:24:00
to say this. Oh, yeah He's
1:24:03
all man. We're gonna throw him out. So if you
1:24:05
want one, I'll take one Yeah, but these fans they
1:24:07
buy tickets cuz I support you not cuz I'm a
1:24:09
fan of but it's also like, you know I
1:24:12
believe what you believe you know, who's cool
1:24:14
though. The Lucas brothers during Montreal. Yeah
1:24:22
They should be this you have a
1:24:24
battle royal bro of all the other
1:24:26
twin comedians Lucas brothers
1:24:29
Hars twins, you know this fucking
1:24:31
smash brothers Wow Wow Tony
1:24:36
this comedy triplets down I'm gonna
1:24:38
do that First
1:24:41
ever twins that should be a joke
1:24:43
fucking show. That's a good show bro.
1:24:46
Yeah Which is a twin
1:24:48
would you say? Triplet
1:24:52
I don't know their names respectively, but
1:24:54
I met them many more Jack Probably
1:24:58
Dreamline that can you imagine? Hey,
1:25:01
we're feature axe level. We're gonna fly out and feature act you
1:25:03
lose $1,500 big feature axe to Triplets
1:25:06
you share a hotel room. Do you like
1:25:08
those guys? We do like the Siamese twin
1:25:11
comedian, huh? Yeah, that's that's what's left. Oh
1:25:14
They had a Brian day on it They
1:25:19
go up together My
1:25:22
there's a lot of those right wingers out there
1:25:24
now throwing out punch lines my enough player dude
1:25:26
You got to watch the governor how could be
1:25:28
I'm not trying to be respectful. I forget his
1:25:30
first name But it could be fuck Abby Abby
1:25:33
Okay, so like the audience it cuts to the
1:25:35
crowd It's all these old white people and they
1:25:37
just make ha ha noises to support the punchline
1:25:39
cuz it's just like The
1:25:44
pants around a belly button, huh? Yeah,
1:25:46
Mike yeah, so that's show gutter field
1:25:48
what that's all good if you're right
1:25:50
good gut They'll just out their rating
1:25:53
is like in the millions for regular
1:25:55
and then regular team. No, right.
1:25:57
They're not even cable, bro Oh,
1:26:00
he's a game cable, but everybody
1:26:02
else like it beats out All
1:26:06
of them see Nicole bear after midnight they
1:26:08
get six hundred eighty six thousand viewers Yeah,
1:26:13
yeah Roseanne
1:26:16
did also my cock will
1:26:18
be yes money. We're doing punch lines for
1:26:20
the lower his daughter is Sarah Mokey
1:26:30
The world's everything is going perfect. I can never
1:26:32
do the money not to you What's
1:26:35
what's your career advice for me guys? What should I do
1:26:37
go on gutter field, bro? Can
1:26:40
you give that load down a little mega hat bro? Like
1:26:46
little Trump teddy bear bro, hey one that's on
1:26:48
my grab report if I can switch sides like
1:26:50
whoa what happened with that? You
1:26:54
didn't know that here we go. Yeah, he's from
1:26:56
Sephora as fuck now. Yeah, bro. He's not he's
1:26:58
not he's Yeah,
1:27:01
that's what I thought too, but it's
1:27:03
these one issue voter motherfuckers who like
1:27:05
he's Jewish and he's going like it No,
1:27:08
my cold soul just as red as that It's
1:27:11
I'm not letting him he's he's
1:27:13
I hope he's fixes his brain But
1:27:16
like left don't get me started, but
1:27:18
like start already Everyone's
1:27:20
flipping no one everyone gates are different now mr.
1:27:22
You will different yeah everyone's the left everyone's on
1:27:24
the same team, and then it's like oh no,
1:27:26
but we hate the juice So he's like what we
1:27:28
were all on the same team together, but the left
1:27:31
left left is anti Jew and it's like so he's
1:27:33
like But
1:27:35
it's weird. I mean I could I
1:27:37
hear you. It's a complicated It's
1:27:40
a complicated conversation that nobody on the planet is
1:27:43
having the simple conversation about but I'm happy to
1:27:45
have you if you want to ruin your show
1:27:47
but muggle tough
1:27:50
Mazel tub everybody Palestinian
1:27:52
people and Jews Oh Rapoport
1:27:59
you go there jump Up and down like his dad disco
1:28:01
days I
1:28:05
mean something happened because I said the interview is just
1:28:07
saying how like nobody do nothing about
1:28:09
the the people stealing It's
1:28:13
weird It's a he also these people
1:28:15
need to yell for five hours a day to they
1:28:17
need something to be mad about also So I think
1:28:19
it's a little bit of a game to some of
1:28:22
these people and also, you know You know your maga
1:28:24
cuz like like fucking people get divorced, huh? You know
1:28:26
what's happening? Yeah, you'll see these Instagram pages share like
1:28:28
missing for misinformation Where they
1:28:30
don't show the whole thing and people are just like right.
1:28:32
That's it, bro. That's over I'm fucking voting for it. So
1:28:34
they showed up. They were showing that uh Like
1:28:37
a boy. So they're like, oh, yeah, dude, Biden made
1:28:40
a Easter
1:28:43
Try and they're coming out there and then like
1:28:45
dude, it's been that that day they had that
1:28:47
day Transday since 2009 or just happened to land
1:28:49
on it. Just keep changing if you're a real
1:28:52
fucking if you're a real Christian You know fucking
1:28:54
Easter is there is he who got about it?
1:28:56
Caitlyn Jenner who also like five years tweeted. Thank
1:28:58
you for celebrating a hashtag trans Instead
1:29:03
of balls And
1:29:07
then I wrote a comment you guys know it's been the
1:29:09
same date since 2009 like Video
1:29:14
I never make a No,
1:29:18
I met Kaylin I
1:29:20
met Bruce a couple of times I
1:29:23
The woman now and I
1:29:26
guess he got something there cuz women will live
1:29:28
longer, you know I'm
1:29:31
a turn it over. Did you see the meme that
1:29:33
I owe J's the nine being dead? No
1:29:39
Give me the golf course right now Imagine dude,
1:29:41
it's fake my uncle in Vegas my aunt saying
1:29:43
gonna pay I have an uncle who's a doctor
1:29:45
and I have an uncle who's not a doctor
1:29:47
who likes to go to the end with the
1:29:49
loser Doctors on the golf
1:29:51
course and has it was on a golf course So
1:29:53
he would take my uncle's golf cart and he would
1:29:55
stay on dr. Goldberg and he would drive and
1:29:58
then he played golf with OJ Simpson Holy
1:30:00
shit, and he like bragged to my family about it. I'm like, I don't think
1:30:02
that's cool. I think it's weird That's
1:30:04
embarrassing If
1:30:07
you had a chance to golf with the jew she wouldn't do it If
1:30:10
I oh, I thought you said if you had a chance to
1:30:12
golf with the jews, I wouldn't do it I
1:30:15
would golf with I would not golf with I
1:30:18
did I did kiss a girl once Who
1:30:21
later showed me she had a picture with oj simpson
1:30:23
and I was not proud of that My brother angel
1:30:25
had a picture of oj simpson at some telethon team
1:30:27
I paid either. I had a girlfriend for two years
1:30:30
who had his mom had a picture with oj simpson
1:30:32
before pre-murder My uncle told him the bronco Are
1:30:35
we are we are we trying to outdo each other? He's
1:30:47
talking about fucking smog big smug chick
1:30:53
Somebody had the fucking bronco boy going to
1:30:55
heaven Comedy
1:30:58
dog of comedy as well Oh,
1:31:03
he oj seems like not a he was not a
1:31:05
good person. Well, you know who has
1:31:07
the real story is uh, nicole who's the
1:31:09
comedian Rachel
1:31:13
i'm her i'm rachael. I won't matter one bro, but my
1:31:15
shovel broke Rachel
1:31:19
from jackash. She's a comedian her name is rachel
1:31:23
Wolfson actually that's an elvis joke. I won't I
1:31:25
won't admit elvis. Well my shovel broke And
1:31:27
then one time the cavita said i'm gonna miss elena
1:31:30
was on my shovel broke, dude They
1:31:32
were gonna beat his ass So his dad was
1:31:34
looking for him Where's the
1:31:36
shovel? I see the roadie almost get beat up there Because
1:31:39
he had an sg guitar and some guys oh
1:31:41
man, where'd you get that steve ray vong guitar
1:31:43
man? It fell out of a helicopter, man Oh
1:31:48
Rachel wolfson's mother put oj in
1:31:51
jail. Yeah. Yeah, so she wins. I
1:31:53
think respectfully She also
1:31:55
told her boyfriend to don't wear penitins no
1:31:57
more And
1:32:00
the hat. Is that true? Nah, I'm making
1:32:02
a good one. I believe it. You're a good actor,
1:32:04
you know that? Shout out to Matt Edgar. Thank you,
1:32:06
brother. I've been playing for years. Oh, wow. Can
1:32:09
I tell you what I just saw the other day that blew my mind? I
1:32:12
saw a Felipe Esparza headshot
1:32:14
with his buzz cut. Oh,
1:32:16
shit. The Comedy Store? Yeah, I've never seen that in my
1:32:19
life. That's how I roll, bro. I
1:32:21
loved it. When I came
1:32:23
out of rehab, I said I want to be a comedian.
1:32:25
Classic, homie. You have dates coming
1:32:27
up, man, or what? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel
1:32:29
like, listen, I'm really excited by comedy special, Taylor
1:32:31
Williamson, live at the Comedy Store on YouTube. If
1:32:33
people watch it and leave a comment, it means
1:32:35
the world to me. I'm really proud
1:32:38
of that. That's my main thing. But Netflix is
1:32:40
a joke festival with Alfred Robles, May 12th. And
1:32:44
then I'll be, listen,
1:32:46
you know, and then I've been plugging him
1:32:48
for years. I've been on this Alfred Robles
1:32:51
train for seconds. I do the
1:32:53
best Alfred Robles impersonation. You're the first one that told
1:32:55
me about you, dude. Look, ready?
1:33:01
I'm going to be in Tacoma.
1:33:03
Just keep doing your impression. Put
1:33:06
the camera on him. I'll be
1:33:08
in Tacoma, Washington, and Spokane, Washington.
1:33:11
And San Diego, California. American
1:33:14
Comedy Company in San Diego. And
1:33:16
then I'm going to be in, keep going.
1:33:19
I got to think about the rest of my calendar.
1:33:21
taylorwilliamson.com. Taylor Comedy. You'll be in Atlanta with him. I'll
1:33:24
be in Atlanta Saturday. I'm going to be in Atlanta.
1:33:26
Where are you going in Atlanta? Where?
1:33:28
Oh, the wine. The wine
1:33:31
cellar. You
1:33:33
don't know, bro. City winery. City wine. Yeah.
1:33:36
But also, don't forget, a
1:33:38
quarter of the money will be a co-hairline.
1:33:41
It's a post. Guys, come on
1:33:43
out. Take us available. We're going to get drunk, too. And the guy
1:33:45
that wants me to fuck his wife is going to be there. So
1:33:47
let's go. Hell yeah. Get
1:33:49
back to that guy, bro. Let's fuck her together, bro. I'll send
1:33:51
it to you. So send it to him. No, no, no, because
1:33:53
I don't want to burn the guy because what if one day,
1:33:55
you know, like my girl break up with me? You were bringing
1:33:58
up photos? Yeah. I
1:34:00
screenshot the Something
1:34:03
you better bring your game from ha ha ha The
1:34:06
guy I'll read it to you. What's his
1:34:08
name? I don't I'm not gonna say the name
1:34:10
but Instagram Don't say his name with his Instagram. No,
1:34:12
uh, so mambo Hey, you want
1:34:15
to fuck by your own? So you just want
1:34:17
to be a bonus girl and I feel I
1:34:19
feel honored that he invites me. So he wants
1:34:21
to watch it Yeah, yeah,
1:34:23
he are there there swingers by
1:34:25
the eye don't but my question stands though Do they want
1:34:27
to watch it or they I don't know I see I
1:34:29
don't I don't know has to be They
1:34:32
don't know what's gonna happen if it gets
1:34:34
to your you know, you know, what's what
1:34:36
you do her No, you he wants to
1:34:38
watch me do her. Yeah, cook in Spanish
1:34:50
This is a very
1:34:52
educational like Cultural entertainment
1:34:54
program you're ready for the world. It really
1:34:57
like I call it Spanish. Call it a way Yeah,
1:35:00
it been there. Come on. Let me go here.
1:35:02
So vehicle with corn noodle, bro
1:35:05
Is that really really some corn noodle with
1:35:07
corn noodle? Kuma a
1:35:09
muda kuma And
1:35:12
also laugh actor this weekend guys, so come on out
1:35:15
that's actually where Covino laugh actor II
1:35:17
Oh Little
1:35:21
square no means cheating on somebody you like
1:35:23
a guy who's in the form. Yeah, what's
1:35:25
your Instagram people gonna follow you? At
1:35:30
Taylor comedy is my social media and Taylor
1:35:33
Williamson calm And if you listen and if
1:35:35
you go to my my Instagram bio Taylor
1:35:37
comedy You can see the link from my
1:35:39
dogs Instagram is at Benny the puppy doggy.
1:35:42
That's Dog
1:35:48
dad listen like Richie rich right here, bro
1:35:57
Oh, yeah, I was a Macalester,
1:35:59
huh? Sounds I hate I
1:36:01
hate the word I had single mom and I
1:36:03
had no money good alimony My
1:36:05
mom had to pay alimony. Oh, I had a
1:36:07
messed up thing, but we had like that's why
1:36:09
she hated your dad But we had I mean,
1:36:11
you know, San Diego nannies aren't as expensive, you
1:36:13
know, like they cut these across the border I
1:36:16
mean, there's a few bucks today. You can have
1:36:18
a home depot bro, you know But
1:36:21
there's an understanding, you know, like she literally she's my family
1:36:23
She's my family, you know, but I didn't I grow up
1:36:25
rich, but I had I went to rich high school Fighting
1:36:28
broke bridge. I was like me and Josh and double he's
1:36:30
from Eden Gardens like That's
1:36:32
where you grew up like that broke. Is it
1:36:34
actually rich people at the school the rich? But
1:36:37
you're like cash for can't tell you on the pervert. Yeah,
1:36:40
but can I tell you I lived in a townhouse, you
1:36:42
know I mean listen, I'm relatively to the rest of the
1:36:44
world. Yeah, we didn't money but we had like a small
1:36:46
house and in a
1:36:49
do place Horrible, but no, I know
1:36:51
I know Y'all had your own
1:36:53
room, huh? All I heard is like
1:36:55
we can't afford this without any money Whatever a single
1:36:57
mom respect, you know, you're the model for neighborhood watch
1:37:00
But like one time when my rich friends his
1:37:02
his house man dropped me off at home and he's like,
1:37:04
oh This is your summer
1:37:06
house He's
1:37:08
like, is this your summer house and I'm like, yeah I
1:37:15
want to my friends my friend I lived in
1:37:17
a housing projects and my friend lived outside of
1:37:19
projects like like half a mile away He
1:37:22
told me hold on man. I gotta
1:37:25
take I gotta put on my play clothes
1:37:28
and I still had on my school clothes and
1:37:30
like Oh, wow Are
1:37:33
you gonna go home and change? And
1:37:35
I was like No I'm
1:37:39
gonna wear these clothes and not dirty them
1:37:42
You know what? But
1:37:45
I want I don't know I do have like a from
1:37:47
Del Mar and a say Tory Pontiaco people go Whoo, and
1:37:49
like by the way if I was rich like I should
1:37:52
be proud of it You know, but like I
1:37:54
liked I don't know I want to know that it wasn't rich Started
1:37:57
at the bottom and I'm still here I
1:38:00
was rich for a couple you I don't know
1:38:02
medium and we're still there. Yeah, I Had
1:38:05
a couple years of America's Got Talent money. That was pretty
1:38:07
good. You know, did you hook up with Heidi? That's
1:38:10
a rude question Anybody
1:38:14
in the makeup department or PA there
1:38:17
was a lot of But I
1:38:19
was pretty cool. Can I tell you yeah, I'm
1:38:22
extending I didn't get this experience by America town
1:38:24
There's a lot of like people who were like
1:38:26
who thought I was pretty cool in that Like,
1:38:29
you know is the different act or bad I I
1:38:31
was pretty cool. I was like I was like the cool kid at summer camp
1:38:34
and I was like, this is wild I had like yeah,
1:38:37
you give you money like people like randomly right and like
1:38:39
you're gonna pay for that We got you did
1:38:41
I pay did I pay anybody ever like pay
1:38:43
for your stuff at a restaurant? Don't worry, but
1:38:46
your money ain't good here. We got you Did
1:38:48
anyone did they were rich did someone ever buy
1:38:51
me dinner in my life? Is that what you're
1:38:53
asking? Yeah, like I got norm Oh You
1:38:56
mean cuz they because I recognize like I know we're talking.
1:38:58
Oh, yeah. Can I tell you I've had it. Oh, here
1:39:00
we go so So
1:39:06
twice I've been at Chipotle Yeah
1:39:11
twice I'm not food one time. I'll
1:39:13
look have you had this happen It's
1:39:15
the weirdest coolest and the weird it's
1:39:17
so weird. It's not worth it, but
1:39:19
I'm at Chipotle. I'm screaming So So
1:39:32
that I'm in line at Chipotle and they go hey man
1:39:34
I got you no worries and I'm like what and there's
1:39:36
people lying behind me who are like what the fuck people
1:39:38
in front of Me like what the fuck? I'm like, oh,
1:39:40
no, that's okay. No, I got you man But
1:39:42
just pick a big fan everyone else all
1:39:44
the customers hate me. Anyway, that happened to
1:39:47
me once I hate what happens But I found it
1:39:49
in the one time before I was on TV. I
1:39:51
was at pickup sticks rest in peace. I love It's
1:39:55
gone studio city there's still this so one
1:39:57
in Iran, I hope so that pick up
1:39:59
stairs It's like 13 years
1:40:01
ago. It was a great day. I was with
1:40:03
my friend Laura Rosenberg, you know her she's used
1:40:05
to comedy She's so awesome. She's really special friends.
1:40:07
There's big blue eyes. I may
1:40:09
be I don't remember but she's wonderful anyway So we're
1:40:12
at pickles. We got like $40 with the food and
1:40:14
then I go to pay like no no worries I'm like
1:40:17
this is I was so confused because I wasn't on it
1:40:19
leaving last comic standing and then uh We
1:40:21
sit there. I got it. No worries. I sit down. He walks up to me
1:40:23
goes hey, man I gotta ask are you the
1:40:25
guy from foster the people? It's a
1:40:27
band, you know, and I was like pump up kick.
1:40:29
Yeah, I was like, no, I'm not and he was
1:40:31
like sad and I was Yeah,
1:40:37
but 40 bucks is normal now that's
1:40:39
cheap now, bro, dude, yeah The
1:40:43
public kid, I don't know the guy in the
1:40:45
middle Yeah,
1:40:48
what's our real guy later the late that he was from
1:40:50
Josh and Drake I Think
1:40:54
it laid but like there was a bunch
1:40:56
of like pitchers and they were drinking Josh
1:40:58
me. Yeah, they're right They couldn't believe I'm
1:41:00
breaking Josh. Yeah, me or Jerry. You know,
1:41:02
they're gonna dress up. I got a boy
1:41:05
all these ladies were like like Women
1:41:08
with you know, they probably like in the 50s or something
1:41:10
with you know children that is I was like Yeah
1:41:16
Happens in
1:41:20
Florida and on the East Coast. Yes,
1:41:22
that's exactly where it happened for Halloween
1:41:27
Yeah for Halloween, you know you're gonna be the
1:41:29
fat Josh it's not like you know, it's not
1:41:31
today Josh Well,
1:41:33
you just go see you're here now. Oh Stories
1:41:36
people told me that yeah For
1:41:40
ha for Halloween, you know, you're
1:41:42
gonna dress up as a Gilligan in the skipper I'm
1:41:45
just I'm the one that didn't get diddled. Oh,
1:41:47
I got diddled That's
1:42:00
more than not me. No Stewie! Grown
1:42:03
Stewie. Why am I grown Stewie?
1:42:05
That's not a compliment. That's Brian
1:42:07
the dog. The dog? That's Brian.
1:42:10
I feel like there's not a compliment. Can I get
1:42:12
a... That is not a compliment.
1:42:14
No, that's grown Stewie. That is really deep.
1:42:16
That's terrible. Who you building after?
1:42:18
Grown Stewie. He's disgusting. Nah, I
1:42:21
don't know nothing like it. You know what's
1:42:23
the worst? What? He's screaming. Okay, I'll be
1:42:25
that guy. Whoever that guy is. That is
1:42:27
you! Do you know what some kid told me
1:42:29
once? I don't know if you can find it quickly. Some kid
1:42:31
told me when I did America's Got Talent and he said you
1:42:33
look like the teacher from Hey Arnold. And
1:42:35
I don't know if... Oh man. And it was a
1:42:38
teacher that it could pass and it was really frustrating
1:42:40
for me. But... Mm-hmm. Yeah.
1:42:43
Yeah. The same shit, fool. And
1:42:48
I did cardigans a lot. Yeah,
1:42:51
it was a little card... But there's so many... The gap had to
1:42:53
sell that way. But there's so many like levels of like... Yeah, you
1:42:55
know... ...I must manage and like... Oh, it's kind of true. I brought
1:42:57
some of that. Just a couple of birds. Like
1:43:00
the zigger from... Careful. It was all
1:43:02
yellow to... Okay. That's fine. Yeah. See
1:43:04
that's... Hopefully. That's closer to a compliment. That's a real...
1:43:06
At 311 for sure. I'll take three. I don't even
1:43:08
know what 311 looks like and I'll take... 311 right
1:43:10
now. Hey,
1:43:13
that looks like us right now, guys. I'm like, oh
1:43:15
shit. I'll take those. Felipe.
1:43:19
That's Felipe right there with the beard. You're on the
1:43:21
11, eh? Felipe, do you... I'll get
1:43:23
the way you're trying to say it. Felipe. Can I ask
1:43:25
you a question, Felipe? A serious question. I'm a mean to
1:43:27
ask you for 14 years. So
1:43:30
we did last comic stand together.
1:43:33
Do you feel guilty for taking
1:43:35
my spot? We're right. I
1:43:38
was a semi-finalist on last comic standing. I'm not saying
1:43:40
like... But you're one... I'm not like, listen, you're very
1:43:42
talented, deserving, nothing in this business. But you're just doing
1:43:44
it. You're so special and talented. I mean that. I'm
1:43:47
grateful to be here. By
1:43:49
the way, this is after I talked in therapy about like I've gotten some
1:43:51
podcasts. This
1:43:53
is the best compliment I can give. I've gotten some
1:43:55
podcasts of people I don't respect and their values don't
1:43:57
really reflect mine, you know? negative,
1:44:00
low vibration, negative energy, you know? And then, and then
1:44:02
all, I don't get any fans, I just get people
1:44:05
calling me really hateful things in the comments, I'm like,
1:44:07
this is not healthy for me. So we decided I'm
1:44:09
only gonna go on people who are making the world
1:44:11
a better place and kind of, and talented and funny.
1:44:13
So you guys are good vibes. But with that said,
1:44:16
so I'm a fan. But
1:44:18
like, there's a chance that
1:44:21
if you didn't do Last Comic Standing, then
1:44:23
I would have gotten that spot. I'm
1:44:26
just saying, do you feel bad a little bit? No. A
1:44:29
lot of what if history up in here, huh? But I'm a
1:44:31
fan. No, I didn't even know this. I'm
1:44:34
not gonna draw, aye? No, but like, you feel
1:44:37
like you should have gotten famous like a year
1:44:39
earlier, so like. You've
1:44:41
been famous five years. Right. Like. Who
1:44:43
me? Yeah. That's like when you did
1:44:45
like a comedy, premium blend, probably. No, just think
1:44:48
soft, like hard, you know? Before
1:44:50
Last Comic Standing. Oh yeah, before Last Comic Standing, man,
1:44:52
I was like, I'm doing nothing like that. I wish
1:44:54
you had worked harder in your career, you know? You
1:44:59
know what's funny? When I got on Last
1:45:02
Comic Standing. You're focused. When
1:45:04
I got on Last Comic Standing, I
1:45:07
felt like the trajectory, it felt like
1:45:09
Slumdog Millionaire, bro. Cause
1:45:12
everybody on the show, I
1:45:15
met them at different times in their
1:45:17
lives. Like Greg Gerardo, I
1:45:19
met him when he was headlining and
1:45:21
I was the opener with him and Dream
1:45:23
Pompa. Wow. In 2000
1:45:26
something. 1998 and he
1:45:28
remembered me. He remembered me killing. And
1:45:31
then Natasha, I met
1:45:33
her in 2005 at
1:45:35
the Marshall Comedy Festival. We were young
1:45:37
comedians and I threw up in her
1:45:39
room and she gave me a
1:45:42
bucket to throw up. She threw up in her ice
1:45:44
bucket. I threw up in her ice bucket, yeah. Oh
1:45:46
yeah, dude. Beautiful. And
1:45:48
then, the people on
1:45:51
the show has seen me already. Like I audition
1:45:53
every year and I got lost. Did
1:45:57
you make it to the TV before? Never,
1:45:59
bro. first year I made
1:46:01
it to the stage yeah but my
1:46:03
but didn't record my set and I
1:46:05
was standing right there next to Jeff
1:46:08
Dunham bro auditioning yes I
1:46:10
was next to Jeff Dunham and they
1:46:12
clicked on Jeff Dunham then they went
1:46:14
to me and they chose somebody else
1:46:17
they chose J London thank
1:46:21
you yeah
1:46:23
second the thing I think thousand three I
1:46:25
think by the way you pump do you
1:46:27
know how to say jean pampa pronounce it
1:46:30
in Spanish pom pom palicious hey little bear
1:46:32
in Spanish is pronounced pom pom I could
1:46:34
do his whole act so you audition for
1:46:36
last summer 10 I did it well
1:46:38
that's the third time auditions I drove I
1:46:40
drove to Phoenix audition I had an appointment yeah and
1:46:42
they were like that I did that and they were
1:46:44
like me they were like mean to me Kathleen was
1:46:46
like I'm gonna stop you there cuz aunt just went
1:46:49
no wait no wait and with aunt
1:46:51
the game and that I'm gonna stop you there cuz
1:46:53
Kathleen just went and then I mean
1:46:55
and they were very mean and then and I
1:46:57
love Kathleen of the three and then I still
1:46:59
love Kathy but I know she looks at me
1:47:02
she doesn't know that but then I and then
1:47:04
and then I remember Nikki Glaser's whole thing was
1:47:06
I asked I tell one more joke so
1:47:08
I was like stay I stayed still it's a very
1:47:10
but the good advice to stay still cuz they don't
1:47:12
you want to be on the best of the worst
1:47:14
meal you know so don't squirm you know so I
1:47:16
was like I was like can I do one more
1:47:18
joke and they're like okay they told another like one-liner
1:47:21
and then Alonzo Bowdoin was like yeah you
1:47:23
talk about this you talk about this you talk
1:47:25
about this you don't have you don't have segues
1:47:27
that was his constructive criticism then I see him
1:47:29
I have like rage towards it. She told him
1:47:31
segues are for kids. Exactly
1:47:34
but I'm like I was I wanted to fight I wanted to scream and
1:47:36
fight him but like I don't wanna be on the best of the worst
1:47:38
I was like thank you so much and I was sad. I did New
1:47:40
York City too. Man I
1:47:42
remember this comedian was half Latino
1:47:45
and half Asian and then
1:47:47
Greg Giraldo cut him off he goes
1:47:49
I'm gonna cut you off right there I'm
1:47:51
gonna say yes to your Latino side and
1:47:53
no to your Asian side. I
1:47:56
loved Greg so much and I knew Natasha
1:47:58
and Andy and And Andy was so
1:48:00
sweet to me when I was younger and like but
1:48:03
uh I remember like I did
1:48:05
the improv audition set and the for the round one
1:48:07
and like it was like broke my heart Andy
1:48:10
went like yeah, I think you're great pass Natasha went
1:48:12
think you're great passing Greg was like, well you
1:48:14
have two votes So I guess you're going through and I'm
1:48:17
just like dying. I'm like, can you say Or
1:48:19
like hey, you made it through bro. Yeah,
1:48:22
that's how I made it through That's
1:48:25
how I made it through cuz Greg
1:48:28
Gerardo looked at me and said I know
1:48:30
Philip Esparza I know him for years and
1:48:33
this this set up doesn't really represent
1:48:35
what is truly comedy is Then
1:48:37
Andy and Andy killer said I'm gonna
1:48:40
just go based on what great rondo said. Bumble.
1:48:42
Boom. Yeah, and then Natasha
1:48:44
said yes to she said
1:48:46
yes to a dad. She says she didn't
1:48:49
know you yes to a dad area But
1:48:51
when I went to a taping they recorded
1:48:53
her saying no. Oh, they just switched it.
1:48:55
Yeah Can I tell you they did that for me for America's
1:48:57
Got Talent? They let her out to put me to a side
1:48:59
It's just told me they were feeding her Yeah,
1:49:03
cuz they wanted to put her as a bad person Yeah,
1:49:06
was Heidi the bad person on your show
1:49:09
No, I mean I Did
1:49:13
one season I they brought me back a bunch of times
1:49:15
like I was a contestant for one season but
1:49:18
uh No, I mean Heidi was my
1:49:20
I think Howard Howard was the Simon Cowell guy
1:49:22
Maybe you know that was the kind of the
1:49:24
idea Howard Stern but
1:49:26
Heidi was my I
1:49:29
have a career because Heidi Klum said
1:49:31
I don't think you're funny and She
1:49:33
was so she was my bad guy basically She
1:49:35
didn't have any comedy and then but
1:49:37
I turned that into like a storyline on one
1:49:39
of these shows So like she like for years
1:49:42
I still get where's Heidi people recognizing me. They
1:49:44
go. Where's Heidi? Yeah Was
1:49:47
a fake make out, you know Someone
1:49:50
told me I could have gotten on a silly date
1:49:52
with her. I just didn't I didn't
1:49:54
know how to I didn't know how to Like
1:49:57
Hey, it's a world but I went from like. Broke.
1:50:01
Ike. I was a negative many of the first time
1:50:03
my life. And. As and then they won
1:50:05
the show in and then like people tell me I'm a
1:50:07
celebrity. all this bullshit you know it's I would the biggest
1:50:09
manage mandatory you're famous or whatever whenever I don't know I
1:50:11
my friends with these people now are like I like they've
1:50:13
got a home in those house of alley my friends As
1:50:16
a business what is it Is Heidi Klum the sunni gonna
1:50:18
day with me? are we job? You've been sporty for three
1:50:20
months as the joke. Now,
1:50:22
but lacks I should have gone to Like
1:50:24
Coffee with Her Alley years ago. Has to
1:50:27
maintain that relationship. By. When i
1:50:29
also nice but when I see her like
1:50:31
ice are the grammy with a couple years
1:50:33
ago that an hour ago when they when
1:50:35
the staples and and I am able to
1:50:38
go like highly that we talk and people
1:50:40
like what the fuck are you able to
1:50:42
stop a boom and pretty close her have
1:50:44
some factories shoot power fact I would have
1:50:46
a higher sort of holder. And
1:50:50
by die as I say I bet they have
1:50:52
we got but up any ask you this if
1:50:54
we got like dinner you would pay for it
1:50:56
as you beat me and Last comic Standing of
1:50:58
that enough and death. By
1:51:00
native like a meal. Was
1:51:04
served for part two. Williamson
1:51:06
of course is due to
1:51:08
special right now. Follow him
1:51:10
on Instagram. And. I'm take
1:51:12
has a supposed to money for his
1:51:14
dog I mean that has a something
1:51:16
of a pencil podcast or recently you
1:51:18
guys are like the coolest. You're funny,
1:51:20
you're like good vibes and like it's
1:51:22
like a cool like I'm so grateful
1:51:24
that be here man am and how
1:51:26
am I the lie to hide on
1:51:28
bag hello guys do they do to
1:51:30
you Broke the Allies a. Cruise.
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Bonus or Lima April Eight two
1:51:35
reporting for. It was
1:51:37
eighteen And Nineteen. April.
1:51:42
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1:51:44
was. Removed from. My.
1:51:48
Second up, a real i'm a
1:51:50
third of workers. he sold out.
1:51:52
make a move that itself wouldn't
1:51:55
go. so no, May. Nine
1:51:57
are flooded with joke. Soda.
1:52:00
Eleven. When. She was
1:52:02
to the masses Dobro. Will pretend. Go
1:52:04
with cheaper to. Raise
1:52:08
the flag or it's. Hard
1:52:11
to take it back. That's. My
1:52:14
baby improv. D. C B C of
1:52:16
a low. Fat. Foods
1:52:19
that have gone, man. We
1:52:21
see. Umbrella Ryan. And. Ah,
1:52:42
Ah, Ah,
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