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1:01

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he does more. Why are you. Want. Me

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1:54

with wrestling I'm Andrew bizarre know

1:56

along with Eric's level to in

1:59

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2:01

know this. I was wrong. I

2:03

went so wrong. Yeah yeah, yeah,

2:05

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2:08

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2:10

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2:13

the inside scoop the would have

2:15

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2:18

not Nat through here Yeah what

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you saw was what you got.

2:23

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see. Our kids are

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2:36

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2:39

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2:48

a video of some basketball game.

2:50

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2:56

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2:58

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3:00

sucking his dick. yeah I mean

3:02

come on now my thing to

3:05

pray for. Yeah I mean. Where.

3:07

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than an aside or daily

3:23

and ah, made up as

3:25

easily when it was like

3:27

if if that poster board

3:29

for the said kill me.

3:32

Yeah. It would have absolutely so.

3:34

Know. How To recap Smackdown? Yup,

3:36

that so has the Rock.

3:39

It. I would have went to smackdown of the

3:42

were here in Houston sir from not taken

3:44

off work to go to Rot. this point

3:46

I'm the I know if I was if

3:48

I wasn't working than sir I would have

3:50

gone I guess but now Rodgers doesn't do

3:52

much for me. I will say that there

3:54

were a couple things on Raw that I

3:56

did enjoy. the so sir gather was that

3:58

you know and. things always like

4:00

a little bit better when you see him in person.

4:03

Right. Sometimes you go back and rewatch it. You're like, what?

4:05

Like hit the button for myself. Like

4:08

I cheered for that in the arena.

4:10

You fucking march. Yeah. What did you

4:12

cheer for? Oh, I don't know. Everything.

4:16

God damn it. Uh, Sina truth. I have a

4:18

few lines that if you cheered for, we're going

4:20

to have a fucking problem, Eric. Yeah.

4:23

Okay. I have a few clips that we're

4:25

going to play. Right. Right. For this show.

4:27

You know, it's funny. You haven't asked the

4:29

most important question. What's that? How

4:33

much did I spend at the merch booth?

4:35

Oh, that's right. Yes. Well, hold on. Is

4:38

that, that has to be a new one,

4:40

right? That's a new one. The

4:43

people's champ, the rock, the rock. There you

4:45

go. Really the only shirt like that was

4:48

the only. It's got his bowl on the back.

4:50

I don't, I don't know why everyone gets

4:52

their dick hard for like shirts that say

4:54

like your city three 16.

4:57

I know. I don't get that. I never understood

4:59

that. Right. And like three 16 says, uh, they

5:02

didn't show up. I mean, you

5:04

know, yeah, that

5:06

shirt says I was at an event

5:09

in this city. Right. Yeah. Uh,

5:11

cause they had like a Houston three

5:13

16 in like Astros colors. Okay.

5:16

And then, um, it's not bad. And

5:18

then they had like a rockets one. I

5:21

don't think it said Houston three 16, but

5:23

it was like Toyota center and like have

5:25

the date of raw or whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

5:28

But I did notice, uh, they started

5:30

bringing the legacy belts. More.

5:33

Oh, so the Texans one was there. The

5:35

Texans, they had the Astros one. Oh,

5:38

they have, uh, Oh, they

5:40

did the MLB ones a couple of years ago.

5:42

Right. That's why. Yeah. Yeah. Um, and then they

5:45

even had a mini Astros one. Okay. Um,

5:47

but yeah, they had like the Uso's legacy.

5:50

They had the, uh, the

5:52

Sean Michaels and they're like $600, right? Oh,

5:56

500. Okay. Only 500. I

5:58

think even the NFL. one? I think

6:01

so yeah. Really? Yeah. Because like sometimes maybe

6:03

that's what it was. I just forget the

6:05

price. The prices will fluctuate online because sometimes

6:07

they'll do like 30% off.

6:10

Yeah and so they have to make

6:13

it more expensive you know for the people who for

6:15

some reason don't wait for the sale.

6:17

Yeah right. You know like it's

6:20

on sale today. Fuck. Isn't it like every

6:22

one day during raw? Like I think it's

6:24

like the day after or maybe even the

6:27

day of. Who knows. There's

6:29

always a sale on there. Right.

6:31

It's not as good as like

6:33

when it was shop zone. Now

6:35

there's like fanatics. Uh-huh. But yeah.

6:37

Oh that's right. There's always a sale. Sure.

6:39

So that's the only shirt you bought? Yeah

6:41

I bought that one. I bought two Cody

6:48

autograph prints. One for me and my brother. I

6:51

mean it's not bad. 25 bucks. Yeah.

6:53

Pretty cool. We could hang

6:55

it right over that bunny boy. Oh yeah. Oh

6:57

sure we can. No no no no no. Yeah

6:59

absolutely man. Sure. Totally.

7:02

You could have your Haman photo back if you

7:04

want it. Thanks. It's

7:07

on we're done. Propped up by the trash

7:09

can. No it's it's nice. That's a Hall

7:11

of Famer. Future. Not

7:13

yet. Yes. Almost there. So yeah

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both shows him between Yes. So you

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Night War show will. Yeah, But we're

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going to have the Wrestlemania recap. coming

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death a says been used in a

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wrestling show. Yes, And I'm

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you are on patriarchy know or other guy

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I'm Right. In prison for

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some people, Are you yeah? Ah, but

10:26

now before we did the show. I.

10:29

There's a You Tube account that plays

10:31

Jim Ross like a I Jim Ross

10:33

singing Debit Of You He theme song

10:35

yes and it's the fucking greatest thing

10:38

ever. It was hilarious. I knew it

10:40

said his holiness randomly. Yeah, I'm like

10:42

okay, I'll watch it and I was

10:45

just fucking die. This is twenty minutes

10:47

of us listening to Sit Right Thing

10:49

they saw Race and it's perfect. It

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sounds just like him now, especially the

10:54

part where you're dying. Yeah. Yeah

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11:03

Our. Eyes Of Smackdown opens with

11:05

Logan Paul in the full time.

11:07

He got to give credit to

11:10

mean like right now that he's

11:12

full time it's like yeah, the

11:14

sky really is the limit with

11:16

this guy for a great deal.

11:18

He is. He is an Ice.

11:20

I kind of like it where.

11:24

He's booked as if he was on

11:26

Nxt. Like you're not going to see

11:28

him every week brain. Yeah.

11:30

So that way when you do cm

11:32

you enjoy it that much more. Yeah,

11:34

and I mean every every time he's

11:37

been on he's been good. You are

11:39

funny say that because you mention oh

11:41

Enix t it does that. With.

11:43

That alias or does. yeah but

11:45

like when wrong with not live

11:48

they would tape two or three

11:50

shows you know in one city.

11:52

As. They did that. Like. so like

11:54

when robbers alive of like okay stone cold this week

11:56

and then you're not going to see him next week

11:59

you'll seem the week Right that's how

12:01

they would do it for like pretty much all

12:03

their stars And yeah, like one week off is

12:05

okay sure at it You know what I mean,

12:07

but right that's like it gives you time to

12:09

miss the guy Especially like if you're trying to

12:11

build up a big feud and you want to

12:13

keep two guys away from each other Yeah, like

12:15

that's great. They're there one week the other guys

12:17

there the next week. They're talking shit back and

12:19

forth Right, and I know they

12:21

have five hours of main roster television, but you

12:24

still have enough Like

12:27

people enough wrestlers on the roster that

12:29

you could do that right

12:31

with at least you know most of them

12:33

Yeah, exactly. We certainly get that with Roman

12:35

Reigns, you know Mm-hmm during like before WrestleMania

12:37

season he shows up once a month maybe

12:40

once once every two months Yeah, exactly. But

12:42

now he's showing up a lot because we're

12:44

going into WrestleMania. So right and he has

12:46

two matches Yeah,

12:48

which you got to make up for it. Yeah, you

12:50

do So the US champ

12:52

gets the what chance what but

12:55

he says no, I'm not doing that. This is my

12:57

moment Someone

12:59

else did it better on raw but we'll

13:01

get to that So Logan says

13:04

business is booming in the WWE

13:06

one could almost say that WWE

13:08

is in its prime

13:12

Boy do I have a surprise

13:14

for y'all drumroll, please and Logan

13:18

reveals a giant prime bottle

13:20

image Like a fat

13:22

head, you know those fat. Yeah, you

13:25

get him put him on your wall

13:27

almost like that, right? Yeah That

13:29

is a giant prime bottle fat head

13:32

in the center of the ring Yes

13:34

And he says prime is partner

13:37

with the WWE to be the

13:39

first ever center ring sponsor of

13:41

this great organization starting at WrestleMania

13:43

and every PLE from now on

13:47

Kind of interesting. How do we feel about this?

13:49

Yeah, you know, it's weird the

13:51

prime bottle is Okay,

13:53

you have the hard cam which is the camera we

13:55

see the most and the

13:57

prime bottle is like sideways

14:00

Like for the hard cam you would think it

14:03

would be the other way, right? You think it'd

14:05

be vertical not horizontal on the hard. Does

14:07

this mean we're also gonna have more aerial shots?

14:09

I get maybe yeah, maybe But

14:14

yeah, it's funny because like even commentary obviously

14:16

the fans booed the fuck out of it

14:19

And then even commentary was like what yeah,

14:22

so they're acting as if it's bullshit

14:25

So maybe like I'm thinking

14:27

about it like maybe it'll just be

14:30

for Logan Paul's matches It could

14:32

be you know It would

14:34

be on brand it would be a great

14:36

like heel move, right? You know like I

14:38

would be fine with it if it's just

14:40

for his matches Yeah, cuz that thing is

14:42

fucking huge someone on Twitter put like All

14:45

the biggest like all the most memorable

14:47

moments like of the past

14:50

year like just like a shot

14:52

of Let's say when

14:54

Sammy Betrayed Roman like

14:56

left the bloodline, but there's a prime bottle

14:58

like there. Oh my god, and it's like

15:01

yeah It's a little distracting. I guess eventually

15:03

we'll get used to it, but like everything

15:05

like everything. Yeah Yeah, I

15:07

do like that like only during his matches. Yeah,

15:10

I think that would be good. We'll see though We don't know.

15:13

I mean you never know it could be in his contract. Yeah, I'll

15:15

be a full-time guy Sure promote

15:17

the fuck out of prime right so

15:20

Logan introduces his friend and co-founder of

15:23

prime KSI bottom, right? Yeah, I

15:25

mean Seen him

15:27

before but yeah, they post for a

15:29

photo, but then Randy Orton's music hits

15:31

So they look at the Titan Tron

15:33

idiot, but Orton comes from under the

15:35

ring. Yeah, so Orton

15:39

the fucking veteran and

15:42

legend that he is actually

15:45

Laid under the fucking ring for a couple hours.

15:48

I know when they let they let people in like

15:50

two hours before Showtime Yeah, like

15:52

that out. So yeah, he had to go under

15:54

the ring for over two hours, right? Yeah, that's

15:56

pretty cool. I mean Usually

15:58

when people first get in there like

16:01

they're not really paying attention. Yeah, like

16:03

he could have gone you know probably like an hour

16:05

before you know act

16:07

like a ring crew guy. Yeah, yeah act like

16:09

he's putting something up and then just disappear.

16:13

Maybe but nowadays everyone has their

16:15

phone out. I feel like someone

16:17

would report that. Sure, sure. So

16:19

Randy goes for an RKO but Logan avoids

16:21

it rolls out of the ring leaving KSI

16:24

alone and at least KSI did a good

16:26

job here. Like he knew Wharton was

16:28

behind him and he was like fuck

16:31

yeah I'm dead. Yeah and then he

16:33

turns around gets an RKO. Like totally

16:36

flat, yeah flat belly, belly flopped it.

16:38

Yeah it was great. Right. Way to

16:40

sell it. He did sell it well.

16:42

He was also the one that was

16:45

the prime bottle right? Yes. And then

16:47

Logan Paul accidentally frog splashed on him.

16:50

Correct. Yeah like because that's that's always

16:52

something that bothers me. Like you know

16:54

you want to get like celebrities

16:56

and these big name people involved and you're

16:58

like they're like oh yeah sure I'll take

17:00

an RKO. They have no idea what the

17:03

fuck they're doing. Right. At least this guy

17:05

was like yeah I can totally

17:07

take that. Yeah you know. They've done

17:09

a better job in recent history. Absolutely.

17:11

Because before you know it's just celebrities

17:13

botching shit. Right. Donald Trump taking a

17:16

worse stunner than than

17:18

Linda McMahon. Oh my god. Yeah.

17:21

So Randy placed KSI

17:23

over the prime image and

17:25

then poured some prime on KSI's

17:28

dick. It looks like he

17:30

pissed his pants. Just right over his

17:32

dick. Yeah peeing your pants is the

17:34

coolest. Yeah right. So then

17:37

we have Randy Orton and Kevin Owens

17:39

versus Austin Theory and Grayson Waller. Yeah.

17:41

You know the two guys that wish

17:43

they were Logan Paul and KSI. Sure.

17:45

Yeah. They wish they were Logan

17:48

Paul and Logan Paul. Yeah. So

17:50

Waller set up for an RKO and Owens

17:52

but KO avoided it. Owens

17:54

did a rolling centon from the apron

17:56

to Theory and Waller but Waller escaped

17:59

in Theory. It took all of it

18:01

and they pointed out that once again, you

18:03

know. Waller. Left his boy high and

18:05

dry. Ellen's

18:09

Gay, Waller, a stunner and then Oh and

18:12

Pop Theory up in the air and Orton

18:14

hit the Rk Oh for thou. When that

18:16

was cool, we're still getting unique are Kaos

18:18

rag on a weekly basis now. Like right

18:20

then I was like oh fuck, I mean

18:22

they're too big to be a tag team,

18:25

but now I kind of want the. The.

18:28

Like you can just call it R K

18:30

only carry Chaos? Yeah, okay okay. Oh and

18:32

like at this point, Are.

18:34

They gonna be like in a triple

18:36

threat bride you think with Logan Paul

18:39

I guess. The. Has be it.

18:41

Yeah. But. I

18:43

love the pop up Bartell near. Rail.

18:46

It's is fucking cool. The.

18:48

Ted. So the taxi name is Rk.

18:51

Okay know. Who. Are

18:54

k own. Obsessive

18:56

yeah are? Oh yeah and he

18:58

has discussed the effort exactly? Yeah,

19:00

but I would love to see

19:02

them tag against. That was really

19:04

cool. Ah, After the match

19:06

Love Impala tax both of them from

19:08

behind the Logan puts on the brass

19:11

knuckles. Put. Orton got by got

19:13

them from him for into the

19:15

swing but Logan Dustin escaped and

19:17

really almost hit Hey Yo but

19:19

he avoided it. Yeah and then

19:21

Randy drop the brass knuckles. On

19:25

his dick. Pages. In his

19:27

crotch. near like this where these gonna be

19:29

I know and and one of them get

19:31

of the brass knuckles cracked. That

19:34

see that? Oh God. But

19:37

yeah, it'll be interesting to see what

19:40

they do because we've we have seen

19:42

Kale vs Logan, Paul Raith and obviously

19:44

I want Kevin Owens in a big

19:46

mark he match for mania but I

19:49

would almost rather see. Orton.

19:51

Vs Logan Paul one on one.

19:53

You. Know right? But if that happens,

19:55

what is Kayode, You. know

19:58

it's tough you know Just

20:00

like beat theory and waller in a

20:02

two-on-one handicap. Right? Like that's not great

20:04

though. No, no It's not the thing

20:06

is is how do you go from

20:08

fighting stone cold Steve Austin to

20:10

what it? Yeah, main eventing night one

20:13

two years in a row. Yeah, you you

20:15

beat you fought stone cold not beat you

20:17

lost But you fought stone cold then you

20:19

won the tag titles with Sammy two amazing

20:21

moments. Yeah, you I mean what I mean

20:23

What do you then this year like? Yeah,

20:27

yeah Don't be

20:29

greedy. Yeah, you know like even if

20:31

it is the US title triple threat

20:34

Like eat either way KO is eating

20:36

the pin in that man. Right exactly.

20:39

That's what sucks. Yeah Fuck.

20:42

Yeah, fuck. I mean I

20:44

could see Talking

20:46

about these guys that have like good for KO as

20:48

in fought goon. They're yeah, but are

20:50

you feeling the wrong show right now? I'm sure you know cuz

20:52

you can't do anything about that. Oh, oh bad

20:56

nature That's a

20:58

bad draft Boy

21:05

so yeah, I guess we'll see what they do with

21:07

that But next up Bailey has a sit-down interview with

21:10

Kayla Braxton. This was Boring

21:12

as hell right? This is this is this is

21:14

how you sum it up Bailey.

21:17

Yeah, I'm say Yeah,

21:19

yikes Bailey's like I'm

21:21

sad. Yeah, and there

21:24

was no fire from her No, you

21:26

know, I like Bailey everyone likes Bailey,

21:28

but Especially in

21:30

these sit-down interviews like that are

21:32

pre-taped backstage and there's silence. There's

21:34

no crowd noise Right, right gotta

21:36

like you gotta get fired up.

21:38

Yeah, you can't just be like

21:41

I would have done anything for damage control

21:44

And they broke my heart. Oh, no on

21:46

the plus side. Yeah, wasn't the worst sit-down

21:48

interview of the week Which

21:51

I remember now, but yeah, oh there was

21:53

another sit-down interview. All right, I guess we'll

21:55

get to that. Yeah So

21:57

then elsewhere backstage We

22:00

see Naomi watching the interview

22:02

and Bianca's like, why

22:04

are you watching Bailey cry? And Naomi says,

22:06

I feel bad. And Valer says,

22:08

Bailey literally created damage control. I

22:11

don't feel bad. And Naomi

22:13

says, well, I had my group of girls and

22:15

it ain't right. And then Valer says, well, Bailey

22:17

made her bed and now she's got a lie

22:19

in it. But I guess I

22:21

got to say something nice. So good

22:23

luck to her at Mania, I guess.

22:25

And Naomi's like, oh, oh, it feels

22:27

so bad for Bailey. But

22:30

is Belair going to be the Drew McIntyre

22:32

of the women's division? You

22:35

know, like, Belair got fucked over by the

22:37

stable. Like Drew got fucked over.

22:39

And if anyone in the women's

22:41

division needs a heel turn, it's

22:44

Bianca Belair. Ab so fucking Lutely.

22:46

Because she's so fucking good in

22:48

the ring. But her babyface

22:50

promos are the fucking worst. And go

22:52

back when she was in NXT. She

22:54

was green as hell. But her fucking,

22:56

like when she was a heel, like,

22:58

you felt that. Yeah. And

23:01

like, there's a reason, like, she was still

23:03

like, like super, like,

23:05

fresh. But she was, she

23:08

had multiple. Yeah. Title

23:10

shots. She didn't win. Right. But she

23:12

was always relevant. Yeah. And her promos

23:15

were great. She was always a heel.

23:18

And then she comes to the main roster and she was like this

23:21

cringy babyface. And it was fine for

23:23

a while. And it's just gotten really

23:25

stale. It has. And when you become

23:27

a stale babyface, there's only one thing

23:29

you can do. You turn heel. Yeah.

23:32

That's exactly what you have to do. It's funny when

23:34

you think about it how in NXT,

23:36

Triple H never pushed her. She never

23:38

won anything. Right. Comes to the main

23:40

roster. Vince pushes her to the moon.

23:42

The fucking moon. Strapped a rocket on

23:45

her. I guess Vince wasn't completely nuts.

23:47

This is not to say, this is

23:49

not to say I want him back. Because obviously he

23:52

does more worst things. You want

23:54

me back? No. What? No.

23:56

Go away. No. He's shitting on me. He's

23:58

shitting on me. Stop

24:00

it! Now

24:02

wipe my ass. Jesus. With your

24:05

tongue. You're

24:07

gonna join the Wipe My Ass Club.

24:10

You're gonna join the Eat My Shit Club.

24:14

No, that's not what I'm saying. I don't want

24:16

Vince back. Trust me. But, I do get what

24:18

you're saying. Every once in a while he had

24:21

a good idea. Yeah. Like, you

24:23

know, sometimes he saw more in someone

24:25

than other people did. Right.

24:28

Sometimes he saw nothing in like

24:30

huge stars. Like

24:33

Bobby Rude and never did anything

24:35

with them. Right. You stupid son

24:37

of a bitch. Or saw, you

24:40

know, something that literally no one

24:42

else saw in like Austin Theory.

24:44

Yeah. You know? Exactly.

24:46

Yeah. So

24:48

Damage Control responds in a video

24:50

promo where Dakota Kai says I was always

24:52

the brains of this operation. The rest of them

24:55

had subtitles of course. But,

24:57

we have Bailey versus Dakota Kai next

24:59

week. Right. I'm sure no interference at

25:01

all. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So

25:03

Naomi will come out and help her and

25:06

then there'll be a tagline at some point. Right. I

25:08

mean, oh god. Like, Bailey's gonna be,

25:11

you know, it's gonna be WrestleMania. The

25:14

ref's gonna get knocked out. All

25:16

of Damage Control is gonna be beating

25:18

up Bailey and instead of Sasha Banks

25:21

making the save, it's gonna be Naomi

25:24

and maybe Bel Air. Right.

25:26

Because, I guess Bel

25:28

Air versus Jade isn't happening.

25:32

That seems like something they should have

25:34

already established. We still have a

25:36

month. We still have a month. Right. A

25:40

little bit less. One, two, three, four.

25:42

We have four weeks basically. Like

25:45

if they don't do something this SmackDown. Three

25:47

more. There's four more SmackDowns.

25:49

Usually the card is like set

25:51

two weeks out. There's

25:53

still time. Right. Bel Air's

25:55

gotta do something. Right. And I'd love to

25:57

see Bel Air be healed for that match.

26:01

Yeah, but it's gonna be Jade. Jade's gonna

26:03

be the heat. Yeah, but the crowd's gonna put her over. Maybe.

26:07

I mean, yeah, probably. Yeah. Next

26:09

up we have Bobby Lashley. No, no, no,

26:12

no, no, no. Versus Karrion

26:14

Kross. Kross

26:17

doesn't even have his cool intro anymore. Yeah,

26:19

I know. You know how Adam

26:21

Cole said, the only thing cool about

26:23

you is your entrance? Yeah. Lost

26:25

it. Lost it. Now

26:27

there's nothing cool about Karrion Kross. Yeah. You

26:30

know the intro where your fucking hot girlfriend

26:32

sings the song and then... Why she looks

26:34

like she's about to like yank your cranes.

26:37

She's about to suck you off and make

26:39

you nut like 10 times in a row.

26:41

Right. Like in the

26:43

hourglass is just dehydrated. That is

26:45

cum. Yeah, dehydrated nut.

26:50

Dried it out, scraped it up, filled

26:52

up the hourglass. Yeah. Whatever

26:56

you do, don't get that wet. Right. Or

26:59

what? Yeah. But

27:01

like, gosh, when Kross

27:03

is stable, was like, oh fuck, a stable.

27:06

Right, it'd be cool. Wow, he's getting

27:08

authors of pain and Paul Ellering. Yeah,

27:10

what's Paul Ellering gonna do? Oh,

27:13

nothing. What could possibly go

27:15

wrong? He's gonna do nothing at all. Nothing

27:17

at all? So never do anything.

27:19

Ever. So you're gonna pay him to

27:21

do nothing? Oh, he's gonna wear one glove? Huh. All

27:24

right. He's gonna stand on

27:26

the floor and do, and that's it? Do

27:29

nothing. Right. Brilliant.

27:33

Brilliant. If you're gonna at least have the, no, no book.

27:35

Like he used to cut promos when he was their manager.

27:38

Right, he used to do the talking for them. Yeah.

27:40

So Bobby tried to ram Kross into the

27:42

ring post, but Scarlett got in the way,

27:45

but he still managed to do it later.

27:48

Then Lashley hit the spine buster and

27:50

set up for the spear, but AOP

27:52

ran out and attacked Lashley for the DQ

27:54

and the Street Profits run out for

27:56

the save and they attack AOP. Lashley

27:59

went for the hurt loss. on Kross, but Scarlett

28:01

got in the ring to distract him, but

28:03

then she's attacked by B-Fab! Is

28:07

that really a threat? I forgot that

28:09

she was like with them now. Yeah.

28:11

So then, yeah, Scarlett runs away from

28:13

her. Lashley starts to put Kross in

28:15

the Hurt Lock again, but AOP saves

28:18

them, and then AOP beats up the

28:20

Prophet, and Kross gave Lashley a botched

28:22

version of his final

28:24

prayer finisher. Yep. And then

28:27

Final Testament stands tall, and then they

28:29

leave the ring, and they just stand

28:31

next to Paul Elle Ring, who like

28:33

you said just holds his fist out.

28:35

Yeah, he's the fister. Yeah.

28:40

Next up we have Tiffany Stratton

28:42

versus Mee-Chin. Tiffany wins with

28:48

the prettiest moonsault, she hit it, and

28:50

that's it. That's it. It's like a two-minute match

28:54

that we've already seen. Yes. Last

28:56

time it was like a five-minute match. Yeah. At

28:59

least it wasn't the ugliest moonsault. It's

29:01

tiffy time! Yeah. Next

29:03

up we have a video promo from AJ

29:05

Styles, and he says, I attacked

29:08

LA Knight because he doesn't belong

29:10

in the same locker room as

29:13

me. You're overachieving, under talented, loud-mouthed,

29:16

desperately in need of humbling,

29:18

and I'm a phenomenal choice for

29:20

the job. That was good. And

29:23

then we see Knight watching the

29:25

promo on a television, and then

29:27

Knight proceeds to beat the shit

29:29

out of the television with a

29:31

chair while screaming, yeah! It

29:33

was one of those things where it was

29:35

funny but stupid at the same time.

29:37

Like he's hitting a TV with

29:41

a chair. Yeah! Yeah!

29:43

Right. Check

29:45

that TV's ass! What the fuck is

29:47

going on? But yeah, I

29:49

mean, obviously that's another Mania

29:51

match. Yeah. If Knight has to

29:54

go over, you would think, but

29:56

we also thought AJ was gonna beat Jericho at

29:59

Mania. and look what happened to me also. There's

30:02

a lot of things. The rest of the time, Cody was

30:04

going to finish the story last year. Yeah, sure. And you think

30:06

he's going to do it this year too. Oh

30:09

no. Backstage,

30:12

we got Tyler Masterbate playing

30:15

WWE 2K24 when Pete Dunn

30:17

walked up. And

30:19

Dunn seemed uninterested in the game, so

30:21

Bate said, I'll go talk to Nick

30:23

Aldis about an update on the tag

30:26

team title situation. And Bate

30:28

leaves, and then Dunn shrugs his shoulders

30:30

and starts playing the game. Yeah. Which

30:33

has gotten better reviews than the last few

30:36

versions. Probably. We're still waiting for one

30:38

of our fans to buy the game

30:40

for us. Yeah, we always... And then

30:42

we'll play it on Patreon. Yeah, exactly.

30:44

We always do like some rumbles. Yeah.

30:47

You know. I'm going to be Brock Lesnar. I

30:50

can't wait to play as Brock. Apparently someone already

30:52

made Bork Laser. Bork?

30:55

It's Lesnar with a bag over his head. Oh,

30:58

that's hilarious. Yeah. Oh

31:00

my God. Or are they like

31:02

Mr. America him? You take the Mr.

31:04

America mask and put it on Lesnar? No, someone... There

31:08

was like... Is it like Kfabe News?

31:10

It was like, new board

31:13

of director for TKO,

31:16

Mr. Connecticut. Is

31:20

this Vincent Amass? Yeah.

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we have Angel versus Dragonly.

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Where am I? I'm

32:01

so excited to be back on this Smackdown

32:04

the Smackdown so this

32:06

match happened because legato

32:08

Delfantasma made fun of

32:10

dragon Lee for being a fan

32:12

of Rey Mysterio backstage Wow electric

32:14

Lopez is like oh you're a

32:17

fan of Rey Mysterio yeah oh

32:19

you little bitch boy yeah you're

32:21

gonna suck his dick yeah and

32:24

then you pornos let's start that right and

32:27

then Santa's like yeah suck his

32:29

dick yeah you're like the Doraemeter

32:31

dick and then Angel and Umberto

32:34

were like yeah I mean each other remember

32:38

when we used to have girls kiss

32:40

us and we were like hey kiss

32:42

our dick no okay never mind oh

32:44

and he is oh boy yeah so

32:46

Angel faked a leg injury in this

32:48

match and dragon Lee fell for it

32:51

I do like dragon Lee sit-down

32:53

powerbomb that's always good sure but

32:55

in the end dragon Lee won

32:57

with a roll-up

33:00

everyone's favorite finisher yeah and legato

33:02

attacked Lee after the match and

33:04

gave him a triple powerbomb yes

33:06

believe in the shield but

33:09

like you have to protect Angel Angel

33:13

has you ever won a singles match right

33:16

you're protecting Angel with a roll-up I think

33:18

you want to think imagine uh NXT

33:21

that doesn't count yeah

33:24

so I don't know why you have to

33:27

protect Angel with a fucking roll-up win anyways

33:29

next up we have Roman Reigns walking

33:32

out with the bloodline followed by the

33:34

rock who has a new cool

33:37

intro yes with lightning

33:40

it was awesome that much better than

33:42

last lease oh my god

33:44

cuz it looks like much better than the

33:47

Undertaker's lightning right yeah yeah it was really

33:49

cool cuz there was just that lightning in

33:51

the middle and then rock standing there marks

33:53

on its farm like what in the damn

33:55

hell yeah rock shows us

33:58

his goosebumps as the goes

34:00

crazy and then Roman

34:02

offers the Samoan handshake to the

34:04

rock who eventually accepts it. Like

34:08

you grab each other's wrist? I

34:11

just call it that I don't know it. It's

34:13

a handshake from Predator. Oh

34:16

you son of a bitch. Let's try to do it.

34:19

Dylan you son of a bitch.

34:22

And then the whole world explodes. I thought it was like one

34:25

of the ones where it's like they grab it

34:27

like that. Yeah it's so dumb.

34:30

That's like a homophobic thing right? Like I don't want to

34:33

touch his hand. Yeah cause you

34:35

know you might get the tickler.

34:39

The invader. So

34:41

Roman says acknowledge us. And

34:45

then Cody Rhodes and Seth Rollins come out from

34:47

the crowd. Yeah. And

34:52

then they did a bad job filming this but you

34:55

can see it from far away that Seth had tape

34:57

over his mouth. But then he

34:59

ripped the tape off. I

35:01

don't get that. So on

35:05

the rocks promo that he

35:07

posted right before he posted like a promo

35:09

that he filmed in the arena. You

35:11

know he's been doing that on social media. He

35:14

posted it like two hours before and cause

35:17

I think Seth mentioned something in his promo

35:20

the last week or on raw

35:22

that he couldn't say what he wanted to say cause he's on

35:24

TV. And Rock told him like

35:26

you know basically like grow the fuck up and

35:29

just say what you need to say you

35:31

bitch boy basically. So I think that was

35:33

Seth like saying like I'm uncensored now or

35:36

something like that. I think that was what he was going for.

35:39

So Cody tells Rock I heard about

35:41

your stipulation for WrestleMania but are

35:43

you allowed to make that stipulation because

35:45

last week you acknowledged Roman Reigns as

35:48

your tribal chief. And

35:50

then Cody starts to answer the challenge. That

35:53

rock shuts him up for a big pop. And

35:56

Rock says the rock acknowledged him

35:58

as my tribal chief. because it's

36:00

what family does. And

36:03

then he starts to reiterate the

36:05

WrestleMania stipulation, but he's interrupted by

36:07

a diarrhea chant. Thanks,

36:11

Seth. Thanks for

36:14

that. Rock

36:16

starts to talk again, but Seth yells, will

36:18

you shut the hell up? Listen

36:21

to me and you listen good, Mr. Midlife

36:23

Crisis. I liked that. You had

36:25

your time, you damn sure can't have

36:27

hours, you want your answer. Biggest

36:30

WrestleMania of all time, biggest tag

36:32

match of all time, we accept.

36:34

Yeah, that was good. That

36:37

was good, yeah. Way better than

36:39

diarrhea Dwayne. Absolutely, so

36:41

Roman laughs and he tells Cody, you're gonna

36:43

let him answer for you, you must be

36:45

an idiot. You must be from Texas or

36:47

something. You're gonna let this

36:49

cross dresser make your decision for you?

36:52

Yeah. And the internet- So Roman Reigns

36:54

is canceled. The internet

36:56

was very triggered by that line. Yes. And

37:00

then Roman says, when I beat you

37:02

at WrestleMania, your story is over. Rock

37:05

says, the Rock's the director of the board,

37:07

which means he's your boss. Cody,

37:10

if you don't win at WrestleMania, you will

37:12

never get a shot at this again. Right

37:15

now, our family's looking down on us

37:17

smiling. Right now, your dad's looking down.

37:20

Isn't it true that you're the youngest of three? Your

37:23

sister was the cheerleader for the Dallas

37:25

Cowboys. Your brother is a future Hall

37:27

of Famer. And you're 20 years

37:29

younger than your siblings. You know why?

37:32

Because you were a mistake.

37:34

Oh. Yeah.

37:39

So Cody thinks about saying something, but

37:42

instead he slaps the rock in the face.

37:45

And right when it's getting interesting, time's

37:48

up. Yep. Sorry, good night.

37:50

Good night. Thanks, thanks for playing.

37:52

So there are a lot of reports saying that

37:54

they actually had more planned for this segment, but

37:58

they have a hard out. Yes.

38:00

At 10pm Eastern. Yes. And apparently

38:02

WWE was like contacting Fox saying

38:04

like, Hey, can we go a

38:06

little long? And Fox said,

38:09

No, no, no, no, no, no.

38:11

Right. So fuck you Fox, but also

38:13

WWE like, hmm, let's see. What

38:16

could we have cut? Oh, Dragon

38:18

Lee versus Angel? Yes. And

38:20

I mean, that's also why they they've been doing these

38:23

bloodline things in the beginning of the show.

38:25

Yeah. So that they can have as much

38:27

time as they want. Exactly. Cause like Triple

38:30

H, like I know talent must have been

38:32

upset last week about, you

38:34

know, Oh, the Rock went so long.

38:36

We had to cut some segments and shorten matches. But

38:39

in the grand scheme of things, that

38:41

fucking doesn't matter. Right. Because the Rock

38:43

was the top for two hours. Five.

38:45

Yeah. Like Dragon Lee

38:47

versus Angel. Yeah. Way too much went on

38:50

there. Yeah. Did we need Tyler Bate playing

38:52

2k24? No. Did

38:54

we need Tiffany Stratton versus Meachin? We've

38:56

already seen it. No. Lastly, Kross. You

38:58

could have cut that match in half.

39:00

I think they thought they were going

39:02

to be okay because they started the

39:04

entrances at 30 minutes. But we all

39:07

know those entrances take 10 minutes. Yes,

39:09

they do. They're so long. Yeah. So

39:11

it's a shame like because Cody

39:13

just slaps the Rock and then you fade out

39:15

and the show's over. Yeah. They're

39:18

all in the ring together. I know. So

39:20

that sucks. I wonder what they were going to do, but I

39:23

guess we'll see. Yeah. It

39:25

was still a good segment. Just was a good

39:27

segment. Just ended too early. Right. I mean next

39:29

week or next time you have both of them

39:31

on have them open the show.

39:33

Yeah, you might as well. Yeah. All

39:37

right. Let's move on to raw. We

39:39

open with a car pulling up to

39:41

the arena. Not just a

39:43

car. Yeah. A Tesla

39:46

Cybertruck. Holy shit. Yeah, that's

39:48

fucking nuts. Not impressed. But

39:53

I mean, you

39:55

know, they used to do this all the time where a

39:57

car pulls up like oh my god, who's here? Yeah. that's

40:00

not usually here maybe someone's

40:02

returning it's Travis it's

40:05

Travis Scott you

40:09

know yeah yeah

40:12

was he the one that killed all those people in

40:14

the concert well it was

40:16

his concert I wouldn't I don't know

40:18

if he killed them he killed them

40:20

personally he killed them dude he

40:23

knew that they were dead people on the floor and

40:25

he's like what I still singing he's not still doing

40:27

the cuz like you yeah

40:31

but yeah he's greeted by Jey

40:33

Uso and reason nothing comes

40:35

of it yeah Jey

40:38

Uso wearing some stupid

40:40

ass yeet glasses right they

40:42

show the oh god the eat glasses yeah yeah

40:44

it looks like she went to Michael's and just

40:47

bought like a paint pen and wrote

40:49

me on it yeah they also

40:51

showed you know the Philadelphia Eagles

40:53

Stadium as they do at

40:55

the beginning of every Raw and Smackdown yeah

40:58

I wonder if that's the same shot they're

41:00

using every week you know

41:02

to be right like his wife hey for

41:04

hey can we get the helicopter to fly

41:06

over again yeah I mean you can

41:08

just have some guy go out there with a drone I

41:11

guess that's true yeah yeah so

41:14

we have an in-ring promo from

41:16

Drew McIntyre yeah and

41:18

he says you couldn't help yourself

41:20

could you Seth you have

41:22

to accept the tag match two matches

41:24

back-to-back you had to get that fix

41:27

junkie so good thank

41:29

you what check the

41:32

fans do the what chant what so

41:34

Drew says say what if you're glad I

41:36

took on CM Punk and of course they

41:38

say what yeah but then they do a

41:40

CM Punk chant right really loud to taker

41:43

still has the best one yeah say

41:46

what if you screw your sister what there

41:48

you go there you go sister

41:50

fuckers yeah so Seth walks out

41:52

and offers drew to attack him

41:54

from behind like he always does

41:57

Drew tells Seth I

41:59

took your advice and I moved

42:01

on from the bloodline. Yeah. But you're

42:03

a hypocrite because now you

42:05

can't move on from the bloodline. Right.

42:08

Seth says, you remind me of someone. He

42:11

has a lot of tattoos. He complains

42:13

a lot. He's from Chicago. No, not

42:15

me. No, no, not me. Nothing. I'm

42:18

not from Chicago, right? He's

42:20

from Illinois, but yeah, the crowd chants CM

42:23

Punk. Yeah. And Seth says, I used to

42:25

think CM Punk was the biggest hypocrite in

42:27

the world until I met you. So

42:29

a couple of weeks back, you beat Cody Rhodes.

42:31

Could you have done that without the

42:33

help of the bloodline? Last week

42:35

you beat Jey Uso. Could you have done that without

42:38

the bloodline? You'd love for

42:40

the bloodline to help you beat me for

42:42

this title. You'd love nothing more than

42:45

to stand next to the rock

42:47

and be the people's champions chosen

42:49

one. Yep. I like that line. That

42:52

was a good one. But it ain't gonna happen.

42:54

Night one, me and Cody take down the bloodline.

42:56

Night two, you and me for the World Heavyweight

42:58

Championship. The same thing that always happens when it's

43:01

you and me. I'm gonna stomp your

43:03

head into the mat. And the

43:05

last thing you'll hear is the people

43:07

singing my song. Oh, you know. Yeah.

43:11

Yeah. They sing. And Eric

43:14

and the crowd's like, oh. I

43:17

was singing it and then somehow it just, it

43:19

turned into. Oh.

43:23

Oh. Oh. Oh.

43:26

Also, like, Drew comes out, he's in

43:28

the kiln, no shirt. Right.

43:30

And the jacket, I'm like, oh, does he have a match? No.

43:34

No. Nope. So then Drew says, I

43:36

know you want me to put you out of your misery,

43:38

but I have to wait until WrestleMania. Yeah. There's

43:41

nothing you would say that will provoke me. And

43:43

he leaves the ring, starts to walk away. But

43:46

Seth says, you want to know why I haven't paid attention

43:48

to you on the road of WrestleMania?

43:51

All the threats I'm dealing with, the rock,

43:53

Roman Reigns, my knee, the least

43:55

thing I'm worried about is

43:57

Drew McIntyre. Yeah. gets

44:00

pissed, he walks back to the

44:02

ring, he thinks about getting in, grabs the rope,

44:04

yeah, but then he walks away. Yeah,

44:09

basically. Next

44:12

up we have Becky Lynch versus Liv

44:14

Morgan. Before the match

44:16

Michael Cole mentioned Becky versus

44:19

Rhea Ripley at Mania and he said this

44:21

will be the first time they face each other

44:23

one on one since back in NXT. And

44:26

I'm shocked that he actually mentioned that.

44:29

Because we pointed this out, like, well

44:31

they're pretending like it's the first time ever, they had

44:33

like a 10 minute match at NXT that ended in

44:35

a double DQ. Right, was

44:38

she Becky two belts or was Becky, did

44:40

she only have one of the titles? That

44:43

was before I think. No. No?

44:46

I don't think she went there as champion. Oh, okay. Was

44:49

like looking for competition and I think

44:51

Rhea Ripley came out. Oh, okay, yeah,

44:53

yeah. But

44:55

yeah, I'm surprised they mentioned that. Right.

44:57

Because Vince always wants us to forget that thing

44:59

that, you know, matches have happened before. Yeah. Vince

45:01

were in charge of being like, first time ever,

45:04

it never happened before, you know what I mean?

45:07

Right. So. Then Cole

45:09

mentioned that Becky and Liv and having faced each

45:11

other one on one in two years and that

45:13

was when Becky was the heel champ and

45:15

WWE actually tricked everyone into

45:18

thinking that Liv was gonna beat her on

45:20

that Raw. Oh, yeah. And

45:22

then she was crying before she was crying on

45:24

her entrance. Liv, we were like, oh, fuck, I

45:27

guess this is it. Oh, no. No,

45:29

no, no, no.

45:32

So Becky jumped off the second rope, Liv caught

45:34

her with a code breaker and I love, I

45:37

love how Becky sold it. Yeah.

45:39

Then Liv gave Becky a sunset flip power

45:41

bomb from the apron to the floor. That

45:43

was fucking cool. It was good. I was

45:46

like, that's risky. Right before Mania. Oh, I

45:48

know. But not as

45:50

risky as what's coming up. Right.

45:52

So Becky at the manhandle slam, but Liv

45:55

rolled out of the ring. Oh, what a

45:57

veteran. I know. And then Liv hit

45:59

oblivion. Becky rolled out of

46:01

the ring. Oh, good ring awareness. Yeah.

46:04

She's aware that the ring is there. She's aware

46:06

that she's still awake after taking the move. Yes.

46:09

Then a couple minutes later, Liv jumped

46:11

off the second rope, but Becky caught

46:13

her with another man-handle slam for

46:15

the win. Yep. After

46:17

the match, Rhea Ripley came out and Liv

46:19

told her, everything you love will be mine

46:22

before walking to the back. So

46:24

I guess Liv's taken over Judgment Day? I guess

46:27

so. Rhea's taken over Dom's dick?

46:30

Ooh. Maybe. Rhea's like, no,

46:32

I don't love that. I don't care. Yeah,

46:34

I need to have it. Then, uh, Mommy... Have a

46:36

priest, too. Yeah. Mommy gets

46:38

in the ring and tells Becky, you know, deep down that I'm

46:40

better than you. So you keep accepting

46:43

all these matches because you want an

46:45

excuse as to why you couldn't

46:47

beat me. Mm. Becky

46:50

says, the thing you need to know about me is

46:52

when people believe in me, I'm good. But

46:54

when people doubt me, I'm great. So

46:57

if it's me against the whole world,

46:59

the whole world doesn't stand a chance.

47:02

Becky storms off. Yeah. Later

47:05

backstage, Becky and Liv shake hands,

47:07

but Nia runs them over. The

47:09

segment is like, it's very quiet.

47:12

Very quiet. Becky offers a handshake, Liv

47:15

accepts, and then he was here. Right?

47:19

Like, I'm like, oh, Waterboy? Coach,

47:22

Coach Clankie. Coach,

47:24

Coach Clankie. It was totally Waterboy. Oh,

47:26

my God. Pray for... I

47:29

love my momma very much.

47:32

She runs them over. She

47:34

throws Liv into a crate and puts

47:36

Becky through a table. Yeah, very risky

47:38

before Mania. Yeah. Especially if you

47:41

have Nia Jax do it. And then

47:43

even later, Becky challenges Nia to

47:45

a last woman standing match for

47:47

next week. Hashtag, Pray for Becky.

47:49

Meaning more tables. Oh. Meaning

47:52

more dangerous Nia spots. Yes. I

47:54

say this about Nia. She's somehow

47:57

become a much safer worker Than...

48:00

Yeah. I mean it's like I don't know

48:02

how. like. How. Her time

48:04

away health sir become the a better

48:07

worker at not injuring people anymore. Maybe

48:09

they make your carry around like a

48:11

job. Like. A thing that says like. Extradited

48:14

days since the last workplace

48:17

accident as if. It's

48:19

one. Less up with

48:21

a big announcement from Adam Pearson Nicole

48:23

This. This. Is a pre

48:26

recorded video? Yeah, Actions? It's

48:28

Hell yeah right. All the

48:30

says. At Wrestlemania, The Judgment

48:32

Day will defend the Undisputed

48:34

Tag titles against five teams.

48:37

In a ladder? Max? Yeah. And if.

48:40

It. Wasn't the ladder maps I was

48:42

hoping for? rights by. I.

48:45

Think you'll still be a pretty decent

48:47

man. Should be good again though. We

48:49

know who's fuckin' winning. Not

48:55

the I why. Not him

48:57

sore. Definitely. Nice! They might

48:59

have even get his define their find the

49:01

Creed Brothers the get in the area to

49:03

now they have tix as their around Ms

49:05

and I don't when i don't know know

49:07

is they'll do like a. Fatal.

49:10

Four Way Last Man Scramble. You know we have

49:12

been to the Loser. You know they got to

49:14

do the bruise ball off a ladder of course.

49:18

Produce as far as. So.

49:21

Yeah. Except we have

49:24

Maxine do Pre and Ivy, Nile

49:26

vs Kansas, The Ray and In

49:28

the. Heart. Well yes,

49:30

When. This started I was like oh god. Why?

49:33

Are we watching this match? Why is this

49:35

even a thing? Why? And then it got

49:37

worse in. So. Maxine goes for

49:39

her version of the caterpillar on

49:41

is the. But. Candice got

49:43

in the way and he

49:46

yelled at Maxine. Wade-.

50:04

I I

50:13

I I

50:20

I I I

50:25

I I

50:30

I I I

50:35

I I I

50:41

I I I

50:47

I I

50:51

I I I

50:57

I I I

51:03

I I I

51:09

I I I

51:15

I I I

51:21

I I

51:25

I I

51:29

I I I

51:35

I I

51:39

I I

51:43

I I

51:47

I I I

51:53

I I

51:57

I I The

52:00

page Charlotte won worked. Right

52:02

now. Everyone knew who f**king Charlotte's

52:05

brother was. Yeah. I

52:07

didn't even know Maxine had a brother. Right. Eddie's

52:10

in hell. That worked. We all f**king

52:12

knew who Eddie DiGueiro is. Yes. Whether you

52:14

think it's over the line or not, it's

52:16

irrelevant here because no one knows what the

52:18

f**k Candace is talking about. Right. And

52:21

also, why do you have to take

52:24

real life shit and try to

52:26

spin it into a story?

52:29

Because you know what this, like, you

52:31

know, how she said the inner, you

52:33

think the internet hates you? Yeah. There's

52:35

footage of a live event where basically

52:38

Maxine got booed out of the building.

52:40

Right. Because she's, she's

52:42

just bad in the name. You

52:45

know, how many people have said, you said it, it's like,

52:48

if you can't do it, don't do

52:50

it. Right. Eventually,

52:53

you have to realize, man, I

52:56

keep trying and I'm just not

52:58

getting better. Right. That's why

53:00

I'm saying, like, I don't know why Triple H

53:02

is still letting her wrestle. Right. Right.

53:05

She can't, she literally can't do the caterpillar the

53:08

right way so that she has to do it

53:10

backwards. Right. Yeah. And

53:12

also, like, fans, people were upset on Twitter that

53:14

fans were booing her at that house show. It's

53:17

like, you're upset that they're booing a wrestler

53:19

at a fake wrestling show where you're supposed

53:22

to boo or cheer. Right. Like,

53:24

what? Right. I mean, it

53:26

doesn't like apply to like normal TV.

53:28

That's the risk you take. You pay

53:30

your ticket. If, if what you see

53:32

is bad, if I went to a

53:34

play and it sucked balls, yeah,

53:37

I'd have every right to boo. Yeah. They'd

53:39

take me out. But this is wrestling. You don't get kicked

53:41

out for cheering and booing. You're supposed to cheer and boo.

53:44

Correct. If you can't fucking do it,

53:46

you're going to get booed. Yeah. If

53:48

you suck. Like, doomsday. We literally had to

53:51

go out there, put ourselves out there. And

53:53

you know what? If we

53:55

sucked, the people in

53:57

attendance would have let us know. Yeah. They

54:00

liked what they saw, they fucking

54:02

let us know. They

54:04

never let me know because I was awesome. Yeah, I never

54:06

heard a boo in my life. I don't even know what

54:09

that is. What's that? How do

54:11

you do that? What the fuck is that? You

54:13

know, like you got boos if you were trying to be

54:15

a bad guy. If

54:18

you're a monster face, and I say

54:21

monster in the term that like you

54:23

don't have a bad bone in your

54:25

body like you're Miss Goody Two Shoes

54:27

and people are booing you, then you're

54:32

not connecting them with them. You're not

54:34

reaching them. And yes, I

54:36

understand it's easy for me to

54:39

critique it when I'm not doing

54:41

it, but I have done it

54:43

to some extent. And I

54:45

know there are physical limitations to it, but

54:48

I also know it takes a lot of

54:50

practice. And I've seen

54:52

people come through doomsday and it's

54:54

like, okay, you

54:57

don't have it. Right. Yeah,

54:59

you know, WWE is the number one

55:02

wrestling company. Correct. So like you

55:04

can't afford to be putting, I mean, you shouldn't

55:06

be putting out wrestlers that are

55:08

sub par that don't know what they're

55:10

doing. You go to a Cirque du

55:13

Soleil show, you're not going to see some

55:15

like one of them is a fucking idiot that

55:17

keeps falling down. Right. You're not

55:19

going to see that. You get the trainee

55:21

in a Cirque du Soleil. She

55:24

should still be in the performance center. Right.

55:27

Like I thought this is like a thing where

55:29

everyone fights for their spot on the card. And

55:33

I mean, Alpha Academy isn't really a

55:35

thing anymore. No, they're not. They're really

55:38

not. Yeah. I mean,

55:40

it's mainly just Otis and Tazawa teaming,

55:43

which they did for main event. And

55:48

they thought, God, I

55:50

don't even know. Indusher. Oh,

55:53

Jesus. Guess who won? Well, Otis

55:55

and Tazawa. Of course. Guess

55:57

how they won a roll up from. Tazawa,

56:00

of course! Tazawa! Hahaha!

56:04

Yeah! Hahaha! I

56:07

love gardening! I love getting

56:09

rolled up! Tazawa was under one

56:11

of them trying to roll them up, and

56:14

Otis just comes in clotheslines. And

56:16

that's it! That's the fuckin'... That

56:18

was the secret ingredient! Ugh, god! A

56:20

30 pound man rolled

56:23

up a fuckin' 200 pound guy! Oh

56:25

god, was Mahal there? Yes, he was.

56:28

Turtle neck and all. He gets the

56:30

title shot from Seth, and then you never see him

56:32

again. Ever, ever. Back to

56:34

the mandatory roll up, Jesus. So

56:37

back to this match, Maxine starts crying

56:39

of course, but then Indy hits her

56:41

with the big boot, and Candice is

56:43

like, and then Indy hits the big

56:45

boot, then immediately feels bad about it.

56:48

Hahaha! Right! I

56:50

punch Eric in the face, I'm like, fuck you!

56:52

I'm sorry! How can I ever do that? Yeah.

56:56

And Candice is like, you stupid bitch! You

56:59

idiot! Yeah, and then Indy pins her. Right. And

57:01

then he's like, oh what have I done?

57:03

You won a wrestling match! You fuckin' won

57:06

over your opponent! You won the fighting match

57:08

where you gotta fight, and you gotta knock

57:10

the other person out and win! What have

57:12

I done?! Yeah. She's like Anakin, and fuckin'...

57:15

What have I done?! And

57:17

he kills... Sand people. Mace

57:19

Windu? Oh yeah, Mace Windu.

57:21

What have I done?! Yeah.

57:25

Oh lord. Uh, so

57:27

yeah, that sucks. Next up,

57:29

Candice is like, you idiot!

57:31

Hahaha! No,

57:34

what does the Emperor say right

57:36

before he whips his lightsaber out?

57:39

What does he say? Say hello to my

57:41

little son! No, no, do you not know? I'm

57:44

sure a member, he's like, yay, well it's decided, and he

57:46

goes, ahhhh! Even he does the

57:48

spinning jump! AHHHH! Right,

57:50

it makes no sense. The planet written in his black

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home cup of detail. So

58:23

next up, Michael Cole interviews Cody Rhodes in

58:25

the ring. Yes. And

58:27

this is Cole's first question. What do you

58:29

want to talk about? That's

58:39

him. And he's like, Get

58:43

it? Get it? I

58:46

think he said, he's trying to be like

58:48

fucking splinter at the end of the original

58:50

Ninja Turtles. I made the funny. Oh,

58:56

thank you. So Cole asked Cody, why did

58:58

you slap the rock? Why did you do that?

59:00

You know, your boss, why do you step

59:02

to walk? Yeah. Apparently

59:04

Michael Cole forgot, you know, the whole

59:07

Austin McMahon feud. Yeah. Yeah.

59:10

He's like, it was a receipt. Dumbass. Yeah.

59:13

Obviously, obviously. So then Cole says, Seth Rollins

59:15

was the last person to beat Roman Reigns. He

59:17

says he wants to be the top champion in

59:19

WWE and given the history between you

59:22

two. How the hell can you trust Seth Rollins?

59:25

I think, wait. So

59:29

Seth Rollins wasn't the last person

59:31

to beat Reigns, right? No, I

59:33

think he was. Well, I mean, I guess via DQ. That's

59:36

via the DQ at the Rumble. Okay. I

59:40

mean, I guess the last person to

59:42

pin Reigns was Jey Uso. Yeah.

59:46

Or was that after that? No, I think he said one

59:48

on one. Yeah, one on one would be

59:50

Corbin. Pin him.

59:52

Yeah, pin him was Corbin. But I think he said

59:54

beat him one on one with Seth. He

59:57

was like, yeah, it was a DQ, but still he

59:59

beat him. Right. So

1:00:01

Cody says, people changed, Michael. It wasn't

1:00:03

that long ago that you were sitting

1:00:05

over there in the plexiglass enclosure wearing

1:00:08

a Syracuse wrestling singlet, heckling each and

1:00:10

every one of the boys. That's true.

1:00:13

Hell, I- Thinking the Miz was like your son or

1:00:15

like your imaginary boyfriend or something. I don't

1:00:17

know. Yeah. He

1:00:19

says, hell, I went off into the

1:00:22

distance. I smashed the throne and the

1:00:24

person who sits on that throne is

1:00:26

now my closest working ally. This

1:00:28

is my one shot at getting a fair

1:00:30

fight against Roman Reigns. Then

1:00:33

he ruins it, at least for me. You

1:00:36

know? I know you still love Cody. I

1:00:39

don't know how you feel about this. Oh, if

1:00:42

it's what you're about to think you're about, if

1:00:44

it's what I think you're about to talk about, not

1:00:47

a fan. So Cody's like, the

1:00:49

story isn't just about me. It's

1:00:51

about all of you. It's about

1:00:53

my friend. It's about my

1:00:55

sister. And

1:00:59

I get in the bells of my dad.

1:01:01

And I get in and do my mother.

1:01:05

My me? Where's my me? No,

1:01:07

not really. I want my mommy. You

1:01:10

leaned into the fucking cry

1:01:12

baby gimmick. And he's fake.

1:01:15

Crying. Fake. Crying.

1:01:18

Crocodile tears. There's nothing coming out of those

1:01:20

eyes. Nothing. They're not

1:01:22

even watery. He's just like, I hate

1:01:24

it. I can't fucking stand it. Right.

1:01:26

He's so insincere. You have two choices.

1:01:29

Get angry or cry. And you chose to cry.

1:01:31

Like, you know what it feels like that he's

1:01:33

fake crying? It feels like

1:01:36

he's a heel and he's tricking all of

1:01:38

us. Right. Like there's going

1:01:40

to be a big swerve. I was faking. Of

1:01:42

course. There were no tears in my eyes. Right.

1:01:45

Yeah. He shoots sets in the middle of the match. Like

1:01:48

you look like, you know, I know we make fun

1:01:50

of AEW, but they do have the best wrestler. MJF.

1:01:54

Yes. MJF was feeding with punk and

1:01:56

then MJF did the fake. He like, he started

1:01:58

crying about how punk. was his favorite wrestler.

1:02:01

Yes. And then it turns out he was,

1:02:03

he faked it so he could attack punk.

1:02:05

Yes. He actually fucking cried. He

1:02:07

did. He actually got

1:02:09

fucking tears in his eyes. So

1:02:11

like Maxine Dupree, Cody, if

1:02:14

you can't learn how to fake cry.

1:02:16

Yes. Don't do it. Don't do it.

1:02:18

Because it looks so bad. Yeah. You

1:02:21

could have gotten angry. You could have flipped the

1:02:23

fucking chair you were sitting in. You could have

1:02:25

said, you could have still made it about your

1:02:27

dad and be like, what did the worst I

1:02:30

totally never did? What did you say

1:02:32

you were feeling good with this idol? Oh

1:02:34

god. Yeah. I'm so

1:02:36

sick of it. I'm

1:02:39

so sick of it. Yeah. I got to give

1:02:41

a shout out to one of our fans because

1:02:43

she said, because she tweeted about

1:02:46

Cody crying and she goes, every week

1:02:48

my one goes higher into the sky

1:02:50

because Cody wrote so much.

1:02:52

Fuck. You ain't kidding. Fuck.

1:02:56

You ain't kidding. Jesus Christ.

1:02:59

Why is that so perfect? I

1:03:01

know. God damn it.

1:03:04

Because it's just so bad. And then

1:03:06

and then the cherry on top. He

1:03:09

mentioned his wife. He's

1:03:12

like my wife, Brandy Rose, the most

1:03:14

beautiful woman in the world. Almost

1:03:18

like Macho Man. The best little brandy. The best

1:03:20

little brandy. Come here, Brandy. Shut up before

1:03:22

it smacks you. I'm so sorry. I'm so

1:03:24

sorry. I'm so sorry. Shut up before it

1:03:27

smacks you. Will you

1:03:29

marry me? Yeah,

1:03:32

we get it. She's hot. No. But

1:03:34

everyone hates her. Because we're talking about

1:03:37

AW. Good

1:03:39

God. So then

1:03:41

Cody tells Cole at WrestleMania for the

1:03:43

first time ever, you get to say

1:03:45

a Rhodes is the undisputed WWE champion.

1:03:47

You get to say that Cody Rhodes

1:03:50

finished the story. And

1:03:55

then Cody, two sweets

1:03:58

and does the bang at the right. WrestleMania

1:04:00

sign. Yeah, which is you know

1:04:02

in reference to the young bucks

1:04:05

and Kenny It's

1:04:12

funny we didn't mention it but he did that though

1:04:14

when he won the rumble both rumble wins He

1:04:17

gets on the turnbuckle. He

1:04:19

kissed too sweet twice. Yeah, and then

1:04:21

did Kenny Omega's gun, you know his

1:04:23

bang thing. Yeah That's

1:04:26

weird. So weird. What the

1:04:28

fuck? Yeah, okay Anyway, fuck

1:04:30

this Cody guy. I'm out. I'm out. I'm rooting

1:04:32

for Roman. I'm just gonna say that right now

1:04:37

Next up we have Zoe Stark Next

1:04:41

up we have Zoe Stark, I mean or put someone

1:04:43

else I know they're not gonna do it at this

1:04:46

point But if it were someone else, you know, I

1:04:48

would I would root for that again

1:04:50

hashtag we want KL. Yeah Next

1:04:53

up we have Zoe Stark and Shayna Baszler. I

1:04:55

would have been totally fine with Sami Zayn last

1:04:57

year What they couldn't do it.

1:04:59

All right, Zoe Stark and Shayna Baszler

1:05:01

versus the kabuki warriors for the women's

1:05:04

tag titles Yeah, this was a nail

1:05:06

biter Yeah, Zoe

1:05:08

hits go to test on

1:05:10

Kyrie and they were they couldn't be

1:05:12

more go to tits than ever I mean

1:05:14

right to the tits right to So

1:05:17

I wanted a tit someone tweeted like oh, it makes me

1:05:19

accept that no one knows how to sell the go to

1:05:23

The Z3 360 it's like it's not on

1:05:25

them her knee comes nowhere close to where

1:05:27

they are. Yeah So

1:05:30

yeah Go to tits

1:05:32

Shayna hits the knee strike goes for the pin,

1:05:35

but Oscar breaks it up Shayna puts Kyrie

1:05:38

in the kirifuda clutch But

1:05:40

Dakota grabs Shayna's leg without the ref seeing

1:05:42

are they still dating? I think

1:05:45

so, right? There's still a couple Dakota and Shayna.

1:05:47

I think so And

1:05:49

then Oscar holds Shayna and Kyrie hits the

1:05:51

insane elbow for the win I

1:05:54

don't know why Bailey wasn't there. I mean

1:05:57

why not? I mean you already had enough

1:05:59

wild cards like

1:06:01

Dakota Kai is a wild card. Oh yeah. Right.

1:06:04

He like skies a wild card, she was there.

1:06:06

Yeah. For no reason. Yeah.

1:06:08

Just to hang out. Right. So

1:06:11

then we go backstage where Andrade

1:06:14

walks into Judgment Day's locker room and

1:06:17

Priest is like, hey, what are you doing here? Andrade's like, oh,

1:06:20

Tranquilo. Tranquilo. Tranquilo.

1:06:25

Tranquilo. And yeah,

1:06:28

we get one Andrade match and then it's

1:06:30

over. Yeah. Ripley

1:06:32

tells Andrade, Dominic isn't here tonight, but

1:06:34

when he gets back, maybe we can

1:06:36

talk business. And Andrade

1:06:38

says, I'm all about business. Be

1:06:42

all about business. Big,

1:06:44

big, big, big fuck.

1:06:48

Just let me know. Okay.

1:06:50

Bye bye. I previously ran

1:06:52

a financial institution. Oh, God.

1:06:54

The Lucha Financial Institution. Oh,

1:06:57

God. I just

1:06:59

called it Lucha Financial Office. Oh, Lucha Financial

1:07:01

Office. On purpose, I would get the letters

1:07:03

wrong. Yes. Oh,

1:07:06

God. What were the letters? Yeah,

1:07:09

it was LFI, but I would say,

1:07:11

and it wasn't even like Lucha Financial.

1:07:13

It was something else. It was La

1:07:15

Faxion something. But

1:07:17

I just called it Lucha Financial Office. Makes

1:07:19

the most sense. That's

1:07:22

a shirt we could make, just like a

1:07:24

fucking guy in a wrestling match and

1:07:26

he's like counting your money or something. I don't know. So

1:07:30

yeah, what is this? I don't know. Neither

1:07:32

do I. I assume it'll just lead to

1:07:34

Andrade remaining a baby face. Yes. And

1:07:37

then feuding with Judgment Day. Dom

1:07:40

Tranquilo. But

1:07:42

yeah. Next up, we have

1:07:44

Damien Priest versus R-Truth. This match happened

1:07:46

because Balor and Priest confronted the GMs

1:07:49

about the ladder match at Mania. And

1:07:52

Priest is like, how did you get the, like, you know,

1:07:54

how'd you come up with this? And

1:07:56

Pierce says, well, you know, we

1:07:58

got the idea from Miz and... truth and

1:08:00

preachers like what the fuck and even

1:08:03

I'm like what yeah was

1:08:05

there like a suggestion box

1:08:08

make a ladder match really here so you

1:08:10

couldn't think of that you dumb fuck right

1:08:13

I mean they're probably leaning fatal

1:08:15

four-way yeah exactly super

1:08:17

star showcase like like blue

1:08:19

they're cheap hey Lex excited

1:08:22

about the superstars just super

1:08:24

so what is it called

1:08:26

superstars okay superstars okay this

1:08:29

t-shirt so

1:08:35

poor luck priest demands to face Miz

1:08:37

and truth right now but pier says

1:08:39

they're not here tonight but then truth

1:08:41

like what's up walks in

1:08:43

the room yeah right and he's like oh

1:08:46

you're supposed to be doing press you're

1:08:48

supposed to be doing media tours with them is

1:08:51

and truth is like oh it's on Monday and

1:08:53

Pierce is like it's a Monday and he's like

1:08:55

oh fuck you fucking idiot so we have

1:08:58

priests versus truth then packs like please just

1:09:00

go kill this guy yeah priests

1:09:03

attack truth before the Bell DIY

1:09:05

comes out to cheer truth on and

1:09:07

then truth makes the comeback and hits

1:09:09

the five knuckle shuffle he hits the

1:09:12

attitude adjustment all seen as moves but

1:09:14

priests kicks out then he locks in

1:09:16

the STF but Jamie McDonough

1:09:18

and baller attack DIY so truth jumps

1:09:20

off the top rope and dives

1:09:23

on all of them kind of but

1:09:25

really just hits the floor like really

1:09:27

fucking hard fucking misty he's

1:09:30

like in his 50s yeah he's like hey guys

1:09:32

catch me so truth

1:09:39

stumbles back into the ring and gets

1:09:41

a clothesline and the south of heaven

1:09:43

chokeslam to take the L yeah

1:09:46

after the match judgment day lays out

1:09:48

DIY with a chokeslam and the coup

1:09:50

de gras so

1:09:53

that's where we're at so DIY will

1:09:55

be in the match yeah

1:09:57

in the latter match and they will help our

1:09:59

truth Of course, they are gonna

1:10:01

push him up to the fucking top. Oh

1:10:03

god. Yeah, there's even a moment where diy

1:10:05

could have won it They're like, no, let's

1:10:07

give it to the unitard So

1:10:11

make a witch kid Right

1:10:13

the make a wish old man.

1:10:15

Yes. Yeah, absolutely And

1:10:18

that'll be our truth like wrestlemania moment since

1:10:20

he never had one and then he can

1:10:22

finally Go away

1:10:24

for a break for 10 more years. Exactly

1:10:27

Oh God

1:10:30

how like you think

1:10:32

of like what Rick flair looked like at 50? Yeah,

1:10:36

and what our truth looks like at 50 and

1:10:38

it's like what the fuck I know. Yeah, it's

1:10:40

crazy Go Kane's a hell of a drug Next

1:10:43

up we have an in ring promo from

1:10:45

Jay. Who's so neat. He says All

1:10:48

right, you got it, right? Yeah, you're the

1:10:50

yes. I can't imagine that raw for a

1:10:52

fresh start Yeet, but

1:10:54

the bloodline won't let me go yeet

1:10:57

Jimmy won't let me go So

1:10:59

how about this yeet brother versus

1:11:02

brother yeet twin versus twin yeet

1:11:04

blood versus blood Yeet

1:11:15

Ye Ah

1:11:22

I don't think you've ever hit that wooden Oh

1:11:27

god And then and

1:11:29

then the best Worst

1:11:31

part i'm still trying to decide whether

1:11:34

it's my worst comment or best comment

1:11:36

or both Except

1:11:39

my challenge Because

1:11:42

i'm gonna love to give out your ass I'm

1:11:47

gonna eat your ass fuck. Oh shit What

1:11:51

how can you not the yeet out of someone

1:11:53

like I don't know. Let's try it. You know

1:11:55

what yeeting is This is

1:11:57

eating yeet. Yeah So

1:12:01

in fall guys, it's when I hit the hammer and

1:12:03

then I eat. Yeah. Yeah

1:12:05

eat. Yeah, this delete

1:12:07

it Knock the heat

1:12:09

out your ass. Yeah, God.

1:12:11

I wish you would have said I'm gonna eat

1:12:13

your ass Jimmy. Holy shit I'm gonna eat your

1:12:15

ass God

1:12:20

like instead of you know, we should come out

1:12:22

at WrestleMania since he's gotten he's gone full. Yeet

1:12:24

at this point Like you

1:12:26

never go full member like oh Oh, just

1:12:30

change it. Oh, you want little John

1:12:32

to bring him out? Oh Sure,

1:12:37

like it's a no No,

1:12:41

I like you eat better.

1:12:43

Yeah, goddamn Jesus. That's awful.

1:12:45

Oh How many you gotta

1:12:48

be like over under 20 super kicks? Oh

1:12:51

For that match. Yeah, the young

1:12:53

bucks heads are gonna load

1:12:56

we didn't even know you could do that Next

1:13:01

up we have the gauntlet match the main

1:13:03

event and Holy

1:13:05

shit. This is one of the better gauntlet matches in

1:13:08

a very long time ab Fucking

1:13:10

lutely like I'm when this

1:13:12

I was like, oh god the gauntlet match

1:13:14

again But it was actually really good cuz

1:13:16

lately they've been boring as fuck. This one

1:13:18

was really good It was winter faces goonther

1:13:21

for the icy title at mania Played

1:13:23

they also played video promos of

1:13:25

each wrestler throughout the show.

1:13:28

Yeah that made it mean so much more

1:13:30

like Going into this I

1:13:32

was like, okay, Sammy Zane's winning. Yes,

1:13:35

but the Chad Gable video was so

1:13:37

good It was really fucked that I

1:13:39

was like right have you second guessing

1:13:41

baby Chad Gables? I feel like there

1:13:43

was more importance put on this a

1:13:46

gauntlet match on Raw to face

1:13:48

the icy Title holder. Yeah, then

1:13:50

there was for sess title. Oh,

1:13:53

yeah Yeah, way more important

1:13:55

to put on like and yes, it's

1:13:58

almost like the same situation where it's like Okay,

1:14:00

Drew's winning 100% like here. You're

1:14:02

like, okay, Sammy's winning 100% right?

1:14:05

But fuck, you know, like had Gable

1:14:07

promo Was good. Yeah,

1:14:10

right And then like the way every

1:14:12

like that the way that they had them come

1:14:14

out in the order that they did it works

1:14:17

So well, yeah, like it built

1:14:19

up its own amount of drama.

1:14:21

Mm-hmm, and it was great. Yeah

1:14:23

Yeah, they also played a video

1:14:25

package of goon Thursday year two

1:14:27

year rain Right as champ

1:14:29

starting at day To

1:14:32

day 640. Yeah beating ricochet

1:14:37

Right. Yeah showed him beating ricochet. You know, it's

1:14:39

funny. His title of rain is so long now

1:14:41

I think he's gonna lap Honky-tonk

1:14:44

man pretty soon. I know right.

1:14:47

Well, I think he even beat like combined

1:14:52

title reigns of Like

1:14:55

you think like the Miz

1:14:57

is like an X amount of

1:14:59

champion right put all those together

1:15:02

Right and I don't think

1:15:04

goon thirst beat that. Yeah

1:15:07

I also liked how they showed all

1:15:09

the former champions right now John Michaels

1:15:11

razor Ramon reminded me that I need

1:15:13

to watch the razor Ramon biography No,

1:15:15

yeah, they did a Scott Hall one.

1:15:17

That's you know, they're two hours, right?

1:15:20

I finally watched the Earthquake

1:15:22

in the dark side of the ring premiere.

1:15:24

How's that? It was great because I

1:15:27

didn't know anything about him Yeah, like

1:15:29

he was before my time have nice

1:15:32

Yeah, you do. Mm-hmm like a login. Is there

1:15:35

an app? Not

1:15:38

a vice app, but I think you could

1:15:40

watch it on YouTube and sometimes

1:15:42

they put them on YouTube. Yeah For

1:15:45

some reason like my cable package does include

1:15:48

vice. Oh really and it won't let me

1:15:50

just get one channel Yeah, remind me. I'll

1:15:52

try to figure that out. Yeah, I want

1:15:54

to watch at least on their website at

1:15:56

the very you know Yeah, I think usually

1:15:58

they put the first one on

1:16:00

YouTube. For free, yeah. And then also I've

1:16:02

seen people just upload episodes of

1:16:04

it on YouTube and they don't get removed.

1:16:07

Yeah. So, right. Yeah.

1:16:09

But yeah, Jackie Redmond interviewed in Goother

1:16:11

before the match and he sarcastically wished

1:16:13

the winner good luck. You know, good

1:16:16

luck dethroning me at Mania, which

1:16:19

yeah, I agree. Yeah. Ricochet

1:16:21

and Jane McDonough started off and they had

1:16:24

a really good match. Ricochet

1:16:26

gave JD a Death Valley driver

1:16:28

on the apron. JD

1:16:30

barely made the count back in the ring,

1:16:32

but Ricochet hit a Lion Salt as he

1:16:34

slid in the ring. And

1:16:36

then Ricochet hit a beautiful Shooting

1:16:39

Star press on the top rope. Like at

1:16:41

the beach, JD. It kind

1:16:43

of sucks because like Ricochet is one of

1:16:45

those guys who he's always going

1:16:48

to give you a good match. Yeah.

1:16:50

No matter who he fights, it's always going

1:16:52

to be a good match. There's going to be

1:16:54

like near falls or there's going to be high

1:16:56

spots. There's going to be all sorts of cool

1:16:58

shit. But like he's just one

1:17:01

of those guys like, okay, well, you know, if we

1:17:03

ever need a good match, we know where to find

1:17:05

you. Yeah. Pretty much. You

1:17:07

know, like sometimes I feel like Kevin Owens gets kind of lumped

1:17:09

in there as well. Right. You know?

1:17:12

But yeah, I mean, I think Ricochet is his promos

1:17:14

or his problem. Definitely. Not very

1:17:16

convincing, but that Shooting Star press, he hung

1:17:18

in the air for like ever. Yeah. It

1:17:21

was great. He had a drink, came back.

1:17:24

He was still full. That's impressive. Yeah. So

1:17:26

Brotson Reed comes up next and Ricochet hit

1:17:29

him with a suicide dive, couple suicide dives.

1:17:32

Right. But Reed still won with

1:17:34

the tsunami. And Eric was there.

1:17:37

How how

1:17:39

much did you get? So

1:17:41

I was so like I saw

1:17:44

some people, they got soaked. I

1:17:48

was so you

1:17:51

know, it's funny though. Because like Bronson

1:17:53

Reed is coming out and watching

1:17:55

his Titan Tron. It's like him

1:17:57

like fucking Godzilla knocking

1:17:59

down Bill. He gets in the ring

1:18:01

and ricochets taller than him Like

1:18:05

so this guy get break down

1:18:07

art so like obviously ricochet must

1:18:09

be like You know

1:18:11

in that kind of proportion again like

1:18:14

two stories taller than him Yeah, that's

1:18:16

just ricochet's Godzilla and and Bronson Reed

1:18:18

is a King Kong Donkey Kong Donkey

1:18:21

Kong. Yeah. Oh God

1:18:23

that new Godzilla movie comes out like this month

1:18:26

Looks so bad. Oh like the

1:18:28

last shot where they're like running together like

1:18:31

as if it's Avengers They

1:18:36

felt like a power glove That

1:18:45

image alone of Godzilla he was printing

1:18:48

he was fisting Optimus Prime Just

1:18:51

the shot of him of Godzilla sprinting like

1:18:53

now you named bolt. I'm like, what the

1:18:56

fuck is that? Yeah, I think I watched

1:18:58

like the teaser trailer and I'm like No,

1:19:02

yeah, I want to see Godzilla minus

1:19:04

one though. I thought I hadn't seen it Again,

1:19:07

the Godzilla scenes are amazing Right.

1:19:10

Yeah. I look a lot of people like it. Yeah,

1:19:12

a lot of people like the whole movie and there's

1:19:14

not one of mine That's fine with

1:19:16

you know, I'm not gonna shit on

1:19:18

you for it. Yeah, I just was

1:19:20

bored Vince's job exactly So

1:19:23

yeah Reed beats ricochet Sammy

1:19:25

Zane runs out next and read tried

1:19:27

to give Sammy a Samoan drop off

1:19:29

the second road But Sammy countered and

1:19:32

won with a sunset flip power bomb

1:19:34

I was good and then

1:19:36

Shinsuke Nakamura came out next but

1:19:38

read attack Sammy from behind and laid him out

1:19:40

with a tsunami and

1:19:42

double soaked the crowd the

1:19:46

super so Super

1:19:48

so car the

1:19:50

tsunami so car Lord

1:19:54

how come no one else is

1:19:56

wet around me? Why is it just

1:19:58

my pan? I need a clean

1:20:00

up on row 11. Clean

1:20:03

up on Isle my dick. So

1:20:07

Nakamura gets in the ring goes for the Kin

1:20:09

Shasa but Sami countered with a roll up and

1:20:11

Nakamura kicked out. I thought he was gonna like

1:20:13

pin him right there. So did I. Yeah. Nakamura

1:20:16

jumped off the second rope for a kick

1:20:18

but Sami moved out of the way and

1:20:20

hit the Haluva kick to eliminate Shinsuke.

1:20:23

Yes. Then Chad Gable

1:20:25

is the last competitor. And they actually

1:20:28

had a like a clock like right

1:20:30

under hard cam. Like that showed the

1:20:32

time and I was like wow there's like 15

1:20:35

minutes left. Yeah. I'm like fuck okay

1:20:37

wow they're gonna fucking have a great

1:20:39

match. Yeah. And they fucking did. So

1:20:42

Chad Gable gets in the ring Sami's

1:20:44

just like laying down he's dead. He's

1:20:46

dead. Chad Gable could pretty much just

1:20:48

pin him for the win or whatever

1:20:51

but Chad Gable. Kurt Gable. Kurt Gable.

1:20:53

Oh god that's perfect. Oh my god.

1:20:56

He was like reincarnated Kurt Angle here.

1:20:58

The only thing he didn't do was

1:21:00

the Olympic slam. Right. He even did

1:21:03

the ankle lock with the fucking

1:21:05

grapevine on the leg. Yeah. Like what?

1:21:07

Maybe Kurt texted him before and

1:21:09

Chad Gable was like wow. He probably

1:21:11

texts him like every day like I

1:21:15

really wish you would have been my son and that's the

1:21:19

guy who does every single fucking one

1:21:21

of his moves. Right. So Gable helps

1:21:23

Sami up to his feet. He gives

1:21:26

him time to recover. Too

1:21:28

honorable man. Too nice. Yeah. Gable

1:21:30

gave Sami a superplex off the

1:21:33

top rope. Sami kicks out. Gable

1:21:35

put Sami in the ankle lock and yelled

1:21:37

I need this more than you but Sami

1:21:39

got to the rope. Gable locked

1:21:42

it in again but this time Sami stood

1:21:44

up on his other leg so Gable gave

1:21:46

him a German suplex. Yeah. Then Gable went

1:21:48

for the moonsault but Sami moved out of

1:21:50

the way and hit the haluba kick but

1:21:52

it was with the leg that was in the

1:21:55

ankle lock so he's super hurt and he took

1:21:57

too long to go for the pin. Yes. Gable

1:21:59

reversed it. into a roll up but

1:22:01

Sammy kicked out. Then

1:22:03

Gable hit. It was like one of those like two and 99%.

1:22:06

99% yeah. Then

1:22:09

Gable hit chaos theory but Sammy kicked

1:22:11

out so Gable immediately put him in

1:22:13

the ankle lock again but

1:22:15

this time Sammy flipped forward

1:22:17

to counter anyone with a

1:22:20

roll up. But it

1:22:22

was a good roll up. Right it was the one

1:22:24

where he's like you pull the legs back you know

1:22:26

it wasn't just like, oh, grabbed your dick. But

1:22:29

it was right you know cut the balls and

1:22:31

you can't move. But it was like a good

1:22:33

roll up you didn't really see it coming there.

1:22:36

Sometimes roll ups can work sometimes.

1:22:39

This was one of those times where it worked. And

1:22:41

I mean, God, there were

1:22:44

so many, there was like the false

1:22:47

finishes in this match were super close.

1:22:50

There was even like one time where

1:22:52

Sammy looked like, I mean he was

1:22:54

like, oh, I mean fuck is

1:22:56

he gonna, he's

1:22:59

like, oh, right trying to

1:23:01

stop himself. God, it was

1:23:03

phenomenal match. Yeah. After

1:23:05

the match Sammy hugs Gable who

1:23:07

was devastated by the loss and

1:23:09

that just adds another like side story where

1:23:12

it's like, well I wonder what's, what are they

1:23:14

gonna do with Gable moving forward. You can't just

1:23:16

have him go back to Alpha

1:23:18

Academy and thank you, you know like he has

1:23:20

to, like maybe he can force

1:23:23

his way into this match still, make

1:23:25

it a triple threat who knows right.

1:23:27

But he can't, like this

1:23:29

reminded you that Chad Gable is

1:23:32

like really fucking good. Like he's

1:23:34

a good wrestler. Okay, we always knew

1:23:36

that. Yes. When it was,

1:23:39

when it was, what was the, there was

1:23:41

an Alpha, Alpha, what were they called? American

1:23:43

Alpha. American Alpha. We knew he was a

1:23:45

really good wrestler. Absolutely. But like at the

1:23:47

time he didn't really cut promos and then

1:23:49

he had a bunch of shitty gimmicks. Shorty

1:23:51

G was fucking terrible. After

1:23:53

like five gimmicks he finally found one

1:23:55

that was good. And

1:23:58

it's him that he could be funny with, you know, the thing. thank you

1:24:00

and all that stuff. He got over,

1:24:03

now he's doing the serious thing because he

1:24:05

wants to like avenge his daughter's,

1:24:07

you know, Gunther making his daughter

1:24:09

cry. And like as, he

1:24:13

does such a good job that it's like, yeah,

1:24:15

you actually wanna see him do that. That's

1:24:18

why I think, I'm

1:24:21

not convinced Sammy's beating Gunther at

1:24:24

Mania because Gunther's not

1:24:26

winning the world championship anytime

1:24:28

soon, because I think Drew is. And

1:24:31

if Gunther loses at Mania, what does he

1:24:33

do? I mean, like, you know,

1:24:35

like Joe said, he could go away for a while, sure.

1:24:38

But like how cool would it be if, you

1:24:40

know, he retains at WrestleMania and

1:24:43

then loses it to Gable at

1:24:46

the next pay-per-view? Like Backlash. Yeah, why

1:24:48

not? I mean, you can't have every

1:24:50

title change happen at Mania. You can't.

1:24:52

Right, right. That's not how it works.

1:24:54

Yeah, I mean, you could, I

1:24:57

would be fine with that because I think Sammy's

1:24:59

beating Drew like at SummerSlam

1:25:01

or some shit. Like, see him punk

1:25:03

returns, help Sammy beat Drew. I mean,

1:25:05

he was cheating. Honestly, I'd love to

1:25:07

see Gunther win money in the bank

1:25:10

and I'd love to, for him to,

1:25:12

cause he's not, he doesn't strike me as the guy

1:25:14

who would like just run out after

1:25:16

you're beat up. Like he wants

1:25:18

all of you. So I could see

1:25:21

him honestly saying, I am cashing this

1:25:23

in at Bash in

1:25:25

Berlin. And I'm gonna win the

1:25:27

title in front of my country. That's

1:25:30

true because you can go either way with that. You

1:25:32

could have him be face or heel. It's

1:25:34

true because he's like

1:25:36

the only heel that doesn't cheat in

1:25:39

his matches. He just wins. He

1:25:41

just fucking beats the shit out of you.

1:25:43

Yeah, like Kaiser and Vinci never help him

1:25:45

cheat really. No. Like

1:25:48

they're there, they'll kinda like fuck

1:25:50

around with you. But like- Maybe a couple times. But

1:25:53

like for the most part, he's just- Yeah. Hand

1:25:55

him the bell and he hits you with it. You know?

1:25:57

Right, yeah. No, he just beats the shit out of you.

1:26:00

Yeah, so the show

1:26:02

ends with Gunther walking out. He smiles at

1:26:04

Sammy to end the show. And with

1:26:06

all the rumors, I was really thinking I was going

1:26:08

to hear, no,

1:26:11

I know, I know, I know, because people were saying that they

1:26:13

added Lesnar to the active

1:26:16

roster section of the website. Apparently

1:26:19

it turned out that was false

1:26:21

or like he was, they never moved

1:26:23

him out of there anyway. So

1:26:26

people were like, yeah, like, because

1:26:28

we've seen that money in the bank. He

1:26:30

comes out last day. So like, yes, Sammy wins

1:26:32

the gauntlet, but then here

1:26:35

comes one at five. The last guy

1:26:37

in the gauntlet. Yes. The planet fitness

1:26:39

black heart is packed with perks. I

1:26:41

like other gems. Hi, can I bring a friend

1:26:43

to work out? Oh, Jay,

1:26:46

is my membership good at other

1:26:48

locations? Okay, do you have any

1:26:50

other amenities? So yeah, Eric, you were

1:26:53

there. What happened after raw went off

1:26:55

the air? Sammy

1:27:14

gave a I love you promo. Oh,

1:27:18

that's it? That's where I left. I think

1:27:20

there may have been a dark match. Okay.

1:27:22

I mean, I imagine Cody

1:27:24

drew could have done something,

1:27:27

you know, I, you know, I

1:27:29

wake up at four in the morning and

1:27:31

get out of there. Gotcha. So all right.

1:27:34

Well, let's give some awards. Yes. Who

1:27:41

did you have for worst dress? I

1:27:43

had Nia Jax. You had ghost pussy?

1:27:45

Ghost pussy. Hey, let's do it. I'm

1:27:47

going to double down. Go pushy. Right.

1:27:50

Best dress. I

1:27:53

had drew. Okay. He

1:27:55

had a luscious V of hair. Yeah.

1:27:58

Going from his chest. I

1:28:01

came down to his ball, bro. I

1:28:05

Mean shirtless with that jacket, you

1:28:07

know Okay. Okay.

1:28:11

I had pussy. I had re-ariffed fucking

1:28:13

man Yeah, I had first

1:28:16

I live Morgan. Okay, and I picked her

1:28:18

last week Then re re-ariff

1:28:20

Lee comes out. Yeah, and it's just

1:28:22

like right

1:28:25

I Actually think

1:28:27

live Morgan, I think I'm more

1:28:29

attracted to live Morgan Yeah, but

1:28:32

then Rhea comes out and she looks like a

1:28:34

million bucks every time Did you

1:28:36

she does the stomp and she slowly lifts

1:28:39

her belt up and it's like tongues out

1:28:42

Not only is she super hot like

1:28:44

she's the fucking coolest looking person. It's

1:28:46

a company right now. I'm so happy

1:28:48

She's cooler than everyone. I thought

1:28:51

it was me. No, it wasn't you saw

1:28:53

this picture ever from this weekend. Oh,

1:28:55

yeah That was that Dom's wedding.

1:28:57

Well, we haven't gotten the news. Yeah,

1:29:00

you fucking showed me. I showed you

1:29:02

a picture I didn't all yeah breaking

1:29:04

news dominant. Miss period got married And

1:29:09

also on rod they showed her at UFC 299

1:29:13

yet with buddy Matthews buddy

1:29:15

Murphy this bitch photo

1:29:17

bombing Fuck But

1:29:22

yeah, then pad maxi was like, oh who

1:29:25

she went yeah, they showed buddy. Murt pretty

1:29:27

Matthews. Yeah, right. Who's that guy? worst

1:29:30

acting worst acting

1:29:32

I had and

1:29:34

Cody Man him

1:29:37

fake crying man. Just Well,

1:29:41

fuck it I'm going Cody if you're gonna

1:29:44

pick Cody I have to pick Cody Definitely.

1:29:46

Who are you gonna pick? Candace lorraine? Yeah,

1:29:48

I hate that was stupid. But like Cody

1:29:50

was just Yeah,

1:29:55

best acting the rock the

1:29:57

rock the rock you know what the rock didn't

1:30:00

do in fuck He got slapped and he started

1:30:02

smiling. Yeah,

1:30:07

that's great. Worst comment? Anything

1:30:10

Cody said while trying to cry. I

1:30:18

mean, I'm the Cody Hader of this podcast. I know, but it

1:30:20

was just so bad. I have

1:30:22

to pick it. I want to pick

1:30:24

like, you know, I'm going to knock the yeet out your ass,

1:30:26

but I got to put Cody crying. Cody

1:30:29

crying. Yeah, I got to do it. Best

1:30:31

comment? Uh,

1:30:34

Mr. Midlife Crisis, you had your

1:30:36

time. You damn sure can't have

1:30:38

ours. That's good. I

1:30:40

had the rock saying you were a

1:30:42

mistake. Yes, that was great. Yeah. Worst

1:30:44

match? Indian Candace versus Maxine and Ivy.

1:30:47

That is correct. Alright. Super

1:30:49

slow mo? Priest and truth? Sure.

1:30:52

Yeah, we'll sweep that. Alright. Best

1:30:54

match? The gauntlet. The gauntlet. In

1:30:57

the semantics, Sammy Gable.

1:31:00

Right. But the gauntlet. The

1:31:02

gauntlet. Yeah. Worst move?

1:31:04

I mean, Maxine's worm. Yeah. Having

1:31:07

to see it. Or the caterpillar, whatever the fuck. Having to

1:31:09

see it in person. Yeah, and then what it turned into.

1:31:12

Yes. Best move? I

1:31:14

had Liv Morgan, that sunset flip

1:31:16

powerbomb onto the outside. That was

1:31:18

great. That was great. I

1:31:21

really liked Ricochet's Shooting Star Press, but I got

1:31:23

to go with the pop-up RKO. No, that was

1:31:25

great. That made me want them to be a

1:31:28

tag team. Right. Like fuck it.

1:31:30

Just be a tag team. Win the tag team.

1:31:32

Like you win the... Fuck! If

1:31:34

neither of them are going to beat Logan Paul at Manny, which I

1:31:36

don't think they are. Tag champs. I don't

1:31:38

think either one... You know what I mean? I think Logan

1:31:40

Paul's walking out as the US champ. He's

1:31:43

full-time. They're going to keep the belt on him.

1:31:46

I'd rather have KO and Orton win

1:31:48

the tag title. Absolutely.

1:31:50

For sure. Better than truth and

1:31:53

Miz. Definitely. Worst moment! Cody

1:31:56

crying. Or pretending to cry. Yeah.

1:32:00

Especially having to listen to it in person. I guess

1:32:03

like maybe that's why I'm so jaded

1:32:05

against it, but fuck no It's got

1:32:07

to be that I mean the Candace

1:32:09

and Maxine thing was It

1:32:12

was probably worse, but it's insignificant.

1:32:14

It was more it was more

1:32:16

stupid Yeah, and it was definitely

1:32:18

more in the insignificant right the

1:32:21

Cody things more important. Yes best

1:32:24

moment I

1:32:28

Mean Gable in the gauntlet Okay,

1:32:31

yeah Maybe I mean,

1:32:34

it's really good. It's either that or

1:32:36

the smackdown Segment at

1:32:39

the end right? I I'll

1:32:43

go the end of smackdown even though

1:32:45

it ended prematurely should have went longer

1:32:47

was still really good. Yes, you know,

1:32:49

yeah All

1:32:51

right That's all for awards.

1:32:54

So now it's time for breaking news So

1:32:58

Logan Paul announced on his podcast.

1:33:00

Yeah that hit I won't say the

1:33:03

podcast name cuz you know Don't be

1:33:05

plugging other podcast. That's right Right,

1:33:11

I mean he can plug our pad podcast.

1:33:13

Yeah, please please so he announced that this

1:33:15

year's summer slam will be held in Cleveland,

1:33:17

Ohio Yeah,

1:33:19

Cleveland Rock Cleveland Rock

1:33:22

The show will be on Saturday, August

1:33:25

3rd at the Cleveland Browns Stadium. Yes,

1:33:27

which has a capacity of 67 So

1:33:35

that'll be interesting it will see how many

1:33:37

they get yeah And

1:33:39

I already booked my Airbnb. Did you

1:33:41

really I really did cuz I found

1:33:43

Wow. I found a really good Airbnb

1:33:48

Like really cheap like half the price

1:33:50

of the hotels in that area and

1:33:52

it's really close to the stadium Okay,

1:33:55

so you know eyes as of

1:33:57

right now you going by yourself if

1:33:59

I have to Yeah, well,

1:34:01

I mean maybe if tickets aren't 500

1:34:03

fucking dollars like raflamania. It's not tonight

1:34:06

things. No, it's not. Yeah. Yeah.

1:34:08

Well All right. I

1:34:10

mean i've had the rock and roll hall of

1:34:12

fame on my list of things to go do

1:34:15

for Fucking years. So

1:34:17

like two birds once done. Don't lock in the road Yeah,

1:34:21

deactivated lasers with my dick now it's

1:34:23

time to blow this fucker down I

1:34:25

hear you jables now it's time to

1:34:27

blow doors down Light up the stage cause

1:34:29

it's time to blow doors down We'll bend you over then we'll

1:34:31

take you over to brown town Now we've got to blow this

1:34:34

fucker down He's gonna beat me

1:34:36

and we'll blow doors down Come on Kaze now

1:34:38

it's time to blow I know that whole fucking

1:34:40

album It's so amazing It's

1:34:43

so good Please

1:34:45

tell me you know who plays the devil I

1:34:47

know that whole fucking album I know that whole

1:34:50

fucking album It's so amazing

1:34:53

It's so good Please tell

1:34:55

me you know who plays the devil Oh,

1:34:57

yeah, of course. Okay good. Yeah, Foo

1:35:00

Fighters. What's his name? Dave Grohl? Yeah,

1:35:02

so fucking good That's my favorite song

1:35:04

of the whole movie is Dave Grohl

1:35:07

I'm the devil I can do when I'm

1:35:09

born Whatever I've got

1:35:11

I'm gonna fry I'm

1:35:13

gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna rock up that

1:35:16

I've never lost I'm

1:35:18

gonna play Kaze straight back to hell

1:35:20

I'm gonna fill him with my hot

1:35:22

demon tail Make him

1:35:24

squeal at the scarlet pimp but

1:35:26

nail Burn it, turn it,

1:35:28

turn it I'm the

1:35:31

devil I love medals

1:35:33

Sorry Kaze,

1:35:36

none of you have seen Pick of Destiny with Right,

1:35:39

that's a lot of the movie right

1:35:41

there That could be a hogwash fucking

1:35:43

Then we just do every song We

1:35:45

just sing every song, there it is Yeah,

1:35:49

holy shit Right They

1:35:51

should have tenacious deeper form That

1:35:53

would be a performance that would be for at

1:35:56

the during a wrestling paper the

1:36:02

Also, WWE announced more names for

1:36:04

the 2024 Hall

1:36:06

of Fame. We got US Express Microtunda

1:36:09

and Barry Windham. Yes bull

1:36:13

Nacano That

1:36:15

old woman's wrestler. Yes, who's

1:36:17

like China before China. Yes

1:36:20

and Muhammad Ali The

1:36:22

celebrity way I thought he was already in right

1:36:24

you would think yeah, so but

1:36:27

with the mic rotunda Announcement

1:36:29

right you have to think that

1:36:33

The last name is gonna be Bray Wyatt And

1:36:36

they're putting in yeah, right you

1:36:38

would think they were gonna put in Bray Wyatt as

1:36:41

well You know, I know they've been saying fucking

1:36:43

Batista for a while now. I feel like

1:36:45

the teeth says like a guy who's like

1:36:49

Yeah, maybe this should be his ear Sure,

1:36:51

this should be brave year. I mean,

1:36:54

how do you not right? You have to

1:36:56

also looking at like the little promo video

1:36:58

in the same years as you know as

1:37:00

his dad. That's you know, right Okay,

1:37:05

also looking at like the promo videos of

1:37:07

the US Express I'm

1:37:09

like, you know if they ever did like a

1:37:11

fucking mic rotunda like in a movie or like

1:37:13

a biopic, right? I know who's gonna play him

1:37:16

the pie Yeah,

1:37:20

Jason it looks like him he does

1:37:22

thing you pull it off Right.

1:37:25

Yeah, so yeah pie fucker

1:37:27

pie fucker. I fucker Also

1:37:29

WWE announced that CM Punk will

1:37:31

be at Raw on March 25th

1:37:33

in Chicago. Yeah So

1:37:36

maybe he'll be a special guest referee

1:37:40

Everyone thinks that they're gonna announce him

1:37:42

as the host of WrestleMania. Oh, there

1:37:44

you go. Yeah, I like that. I

1:37:46

mean No,

1:37:48

it's okay. All right But for me

1:37:50

and punk to be like the shill, you know,

1:37:52

if you know, that's not his character I don't

1:37:54

see that being the case. Right? I don't think

1:37:57

he'll be the like that. Hey guys, it's the

1:37:59

impact I

1:38:01

don't think he would be

1:38:03

for that at all. Right. Oh

1:38:06

yeah, that definitely looks like Jason did. Alright,

1:38:09

enough with the pie sucker. Enough with the pie

1:38:11

sucker. So we'll see what happens

1:38:13

there. But I think it's just like, oh Chicago, we got

1:38:15

a punk there. But Drew

1:38:18

McIntyre, who has been the

1:38:20

best heel, I

1:38:22

guess minus the rock, but like again, very,

1:38:24

you know Drew McIntyre does a great job

1:38:26

on Twitter. He tweeted the gif of

1:38:28

the grown man who was crying when punk first

1:38:30

showed up in AEW. Yeah. Like they

1:38:32

were like, oh, punk's gonna be on Raw. And then

1:38:34

McIntyre tweeted the gif and the guy goes, ahhhh. Ah,

1:38:40

that's beautiful. Drew's awesome on Twitter. He is. Also,

1:38:43

Triple H posted a video

1:38:45

of himself accepting the YouTube

1:38:47

Red Diamond Award for

1:38:50

WWE reaching 100

1:38:52

million subscribers. You know they have 81

1:38:55

billion views. Only

1:38:58

10 channels on YouTube. Have

1:39:00

that many. Yeah. That's pretty

1:39:02

darn. I'm sure Mr. Beast,

1:39:05

maybe, probably number one. Yeah.

1:39:09

I don't know the other. Probably some

1:39:11

woman that eats noodles. Sure. Probably

1:39:14

that Asian woman that unwraps

1:39:16

Christmas presents. Maybe. It's

1:39:19

gonna get some like Minecraft channel,

1:39:21

you know. Right. PewDiePie.

1:39:24

Yeah. Mindy Rachel. I

1:39:26

don't know. Also, some

1:39:29

sad news. Miro, aka

1:39:32

Rusev, and CJ Perry, aka

1:39:34

Lana, have officially called

1:39:36

it quits after seven years of

1:39:39

marriage. Aww. No. I

1:39:45

mean, to be fair, Lana cheated on

1:39:47

him with Bobby Lashley. She cheated on

1:39:49

him with Andrade. Bobby, you gonna go

1:39:51

for sloppy seconds again? No, no, no,

1:39:53

no, no. Oh, no. He

1:39:55

doesn't want anymore. But, you know,

1:39:57

we'll always have... Who are you?

1:40:00

Yeah, thanks for the memories

1:40:02

guys for red burr. Yeah.

1:40:04

Yeah, maybe The

1:40:06

arrow could finally get off collision. Yeah.

1:40:09

Oh, I'd like to finally get off

1:40:12

What's up Lana? What do

1:40:14

you have for news? Oh Just

1:40:17

a couple little things This

1:40:20

isn't breaking news, but this is news

1:40:22

to me. Uh-huh. So during the main

1:40:25

event taping brain

1:40:27

James The

1:40:29

road game. Yeah was on

1:40:31

commentary. Sure. So I guess

1:40:34

he's doing that now Yeah,

1:40:36

he filled in once last year. Remember?

1:40:38

Yeah, like if I don't pee my

1:40:40

pants then this will yeah He's

1:40:43

doing amazing Main

1:40:46

event. Yeah. Yeah. Also last

1:40:48

night Samantha Irving Called

1:40:51

out a certain group

1:40:53

that was in attendance Okay

1:40:57

called out the Houston

1:41:00

Sports Authority Yeah,

1:41:02

which they are the ones who are

1:41:05

responsible for, you know getting like Super

1:41:07

Bowls and World

1:41:10

Cup games. Yeah, and

1:41:12

she was basically like hey why don't you

1:41:14

make it known that you'd love to see

1:41:16

a premium live

1:41:18

event at NRG Stadium Hmm

1:41:22

So NRG NRG typically mentioned

1:41:24

that she mentioned NRG. Okay,

1:41:26

that's Toyota Center So it

1:41:28

seems like summer slams have

1:41:30

been going into a stadium.

1:41:33

Yeah, so that could be one possibility or It's

1:41:36

been 15 years since Houston

1:41:39

had a WrestleMania. Oh Man,

1:41:42

yeah. Wow Right.

1:41:45

And if you think of like how

1:41:47

closely some other places have had WrestleMania

1:41:50

is like New York had 29 and 35,

1:41:52

right? New

1:41:56

Orleans had what is it? 30

1:41:59

and was it 34? Yeah,

1:42:02

yeah.

1:42:06

Yeah, it was that. Yeah, I mean,

1:42:08

there's been a couple that have been like pretty

1:42:10

close to each other. Yeah, energy 72,000. Yeah. I

1:42:12

mean, that's good.

1:42:14

They could definitely do it. Even Dallas

1:42:16

has had two fairly close. That'd be

1:42:19

nice and convenient. Oh, I know. Oh,

1:42:22

we would have a huge live show. Right.

1:42:24

Oh my god. Because we'd be able to bring all

1:42:26

our shit. We could even have a

1:42:28

sound board. It's like, hey, you want a picture with

1:42:30

us? No, we want a picture. Okay.

1:42:35

Hey, push

1:42:38

the fucking button, Andrew. God damn

1:42:40

it. Do your fucking job. Stop

1:42:43

talking and push all the buttons. Okay. Yeah.

1:42:46

You got it. Right. Yeah.

1:42:48

So I thought that was pretty cool

1:42:50

that they were there. Yeah.

1:42:54

You know, like the Houston's force, it's

1:42:57

all about bidding. Like, doing

1:42:59

the bidding wars, right? You know, like, they've

1:43:01

even talked about Minnesota

1:43:03

next year for

1:43:05

Minnesota. Minnesota. Right.

1:43:08

I've heard Legion

1:43:11

Stadium. Yeah. Tossed around.

1:43:13

Right. Even though, like, they did summer

1:43:15

slam and then they immediately tried to

1:43:17

do money in the bank and they

1:43:19

had to lower that one down. Yeah.

1:43:22

Yeah. That's funny because Aaron Rosa from

1:43:24

Hollywood hogwash recently asked me, like, so

1:43:26

you're not going to WrestleMania?

1:43:29

And I was like, no, you know,

1:43:31

it's just too expensive for something that

1:43:33

I'm not really that interested in this

1:43:35

year. Plus, like, I was

1:43:37

really just excited to go to Philly. Right. I

1:43:40

wanted to go to that fucking cannoli place because

1:43:42

I never forgot about those cannoli. Never forget

1:43:44

the cannoli. It's been six years and

1:43:46

it's like, that was the best cannoli

1:43:48

ever. Yeah. Plus, all in your mouth.

1:43:50

Plus, the Philly cheesesteaks were awesome. Yeah,

1:43:52

they were. But he was like, well, like,

1:43:54

you know, do you have any plans to go to one? I was

1:43:56

like, only if they're really close. Like,

1:43:58

if it's, you know, it's a

1:44:00

San Antonio, Dallas, or

1:44:03

even New Orleans is only five hours away,

1:44:05

sure. Or

1:44:08

even Houston, obviously, like you said. That's

1:44:11

the only way I'd go to a show

1:44:14

in the near future. Because

1:44:17

I'm just a little burnt out. No,

1:44:20

I got you. We'll see. If

1:44:23

they come here, I'll definitely go. I

1:44:25

figured since I'm not going to Mania

1:44:27

this year, I might as

1:44:29

well do SummerSlam. Sure. Second

1:44:31

biggest show. Right. Plus,

1:44:34

I'm sure Cleveland's cool. Yeah, Cleveland

1:44:37

Brocks. It sure does. Anything else?

1:44:39

Maybe I'll go eat a Gargano's

1:44:41

family deli. Oh, fuck that. You

1:44:44

have to do that. Absolutely. All

1:44:47

right, let's move on to rumors. Rumors.

1:44:50

Vince McMahon gets kicked out

1:44:52

for sex allegations. That happens.

1:44:54

But then he returns and

1:44:56

takes back the company? He

1:44:58

did that. And then Vince

1:45:00

sells the company but stays

1:45:02

in power? Stays in power.

1:45:04

And then Vince dies in

1:45:06

there black and has a

1:45:08

stupid mustache? Gunburn. So

1:45:11

the Wrestling Observer reports that the belief

1:45:13

within WWE right now is that WrestleMania

1:45:15

40 won't be the only

1:45:18

time The Rock has a match this year.

1:45:20

Yeah. They're saying, and