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Ready in ch'mesh, arva,
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shalosh, sh'tayim?
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["Where My Mom's At"] This
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is what the fuck I'm talking about.
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Kim Kongdon and my girl Sarah Weinshek!
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Yay! We're
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here, bitch! I'm so pumped you guys
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Anyway, I'm so happy you guys are here. Listen, all the
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moms listening, if you've got an infant,
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if you've got the kids and you want to remember
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what it's like to be fun,
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these two are fucking fun.
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Yeah! We should
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be mothers! We should
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be mothers! We're in our 30s! We should be
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mothers! We should be mothers! We should be mothers!
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We should be mothers! You guys came
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on your mom's house, you were fresh off of Vegas,
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you were still hallucinating
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from LSD, and
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now you're here with me. So
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what's up with you two bitches lately? Let's talk about
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it. What's not? Are we dating?
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Are we singles? Oh, we're
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singles still. Oh, I was going to say we're
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always dating kind of. We're always kind
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of dating and kind of single. Sure. It's
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always like, I mean every week we're like, I'm at
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the one. You know, we're going through
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that. And then the normal? And then next week it'll
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be like, so he's
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a piece of shit. No, it kind of goes like slowly.
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It's like he's the one, I met the one. And then it's
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like, he's flying me out, but I have
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to pay half. Is that weird? And
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then next week we're like, that's it. That
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is so awful. Yeah, there's like three
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strikes. Yeah. We give
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them three strikes. I'm like, okay, it's like
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I hate to do it, but you fucked up, sir. You
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were going to pick me up 30 minutes late for a strike.
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Unforgivable. Especially in the beginning
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of a relationship when he should be so pumped.
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He should be so fucking bricked up that he's
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even dating you. He should be in front of your
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house 20 minutes early, but
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he doesn't want you to see that he's
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parked out front. Maybe he's hiding around the corner and then he
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comes to get you and he walks up to your none of those. Can
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I tell you, I have lots of guys that do that
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for me and
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the only ones that do that are the players. No.
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Yeah. The ones that are really fucking good. They're
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sneaky now.
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I have the internet.
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It's fucking crazy. They know.
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They want, because we're putting too much online. Girls are like, this is
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what I want. And they're picking up on it. And it's
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not genuinely who they are. So hold on. So.
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But do they listen to your podcast and then
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piece together your likes and dislikes?
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Which is so insidious. I don't know, maybe
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sometimes. For sure they do. Sometimes
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that's a situation, but I mean, I've had guys
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come 10 minutes early, car
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still wet from a car wash. That's
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exactly what you said you wanted. Yes, yeah,
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yeah, yeah. Door open as
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I come out, the whole thing. And I'm like, and
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they're the worst ones. Cause they're the
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ones you're like, this is it. And you're fully convinced,
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you go all in. Well, that's why you gotta wait now. You
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gotta wait to fuck them cause you'll start doing cracks.
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Yeah. Wait to fuck, well how long, okay. So
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what's the allowed time to
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wait before you bang on them? If you order it. I
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think four. I think longer. Okay.
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I don't always wait longer cause I've given up on
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love. Sure. I'm like, fuck it, I'm just gonna bang
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this guy out. Sure. Cause he'll just never have sex.
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Sure. So I think,
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I don't know, but I'm, and I had, I'm like, I
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feel like at this point you have to tell a guy you
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only want to be friends with them and not fuck them for like four
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months. That's a great idea. And hang out with them all the
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time and let them bang other girls and be the coolest
5:04
girl around them. And then he falls in love with you. Dude, can I tell
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you something? What? I think you're right.
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Because wait, let me tell you. I'm all confused.
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Okay, I'll tell you. Okay, here's what I did. Here's
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what I did with Sigora. Now keep in mind,
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this is before we had a lot of options. This
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was like my space. This
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is like, Before we had a lot of
5:23
options. This is like, I mean, honestly, if, if
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I were dating, if I were in
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my 20s now and you go out with a guy and you
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have a great night and then he can just go and swipe on
5:31
some hooker the next day and get his dick sucked. Like, yeah, you've
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got no chance. Like, I
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used to, you know, usually it's a, there's finite
5:38
resources, a pussy. So, so, so
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what I do with Tom
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is what you're talking about.
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I actually, he was going to be my first
5:46
one night stand because I'd never done it. I was 28
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when I got with him. Can you
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believe that? And I, so I was like, all
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right, I know you, Tom Sigora. I've known you for years as
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a friend. I've never banged a comic. You're
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going to be my first one night stand. Let's
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just fuck. Yep, and
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then we did it and I was like, oh
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no, I like him I can't I'm not that girl
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like I'm not as cool as I thought I was And
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then I just told him the opposite. I was like, I don't want
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to get married I don't want to have kids. I don't want to do
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any of this shit. I don't give a fuck about you and he
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wanted you bad Yeah, that's
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I was so mentally ill. I read a book one time
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I read a book one time and men hate when
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I bring this up and they're like, that's not what we want Okay,
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what is that? It's called why men love bitches. That's
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my Bible and I recommend every bitch
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read it And I was reading it. I
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read it too. I studied it.
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It's true and Bring this book up
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why men love bitches This is the Bible
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that every woman should
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be reading if you're dating and even if you're in a
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relationship
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and you notice that He's fucking slacking
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you read this book read this book So what I want
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to tell you people are gonna be like, oh if
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Kim's giving a dating advice And why she's been
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single so long I've been single for as long because I've
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had tons of men that I've dated and
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wanted to date me and wanted to be with Me and I don't I'm
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not just gonna marry some dude. I'm not fully into
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you shouldn't I would do that I'm not a settler.
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It's a lifetime commit and by the way
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I used to hate how my mother would say this to me because
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I don't think it's fully true, but there is some truth She
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would say marriage is a business
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arrangement The
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accent for me Again
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Is not about love this is love
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is for fuck nothing. It's a business
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arrangement. So here's the deal Yeah,
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when I married Tom, it was for love. I really
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wasn't thinking this smart But
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she's right because there's the business
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of the family. There's the business
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of children. There's literally the business of money
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You're in a partnership truly We're
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in a partnership. You guys are the greatest
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lesbian couple Thank you.
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Thank you so much. Can you love each
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other we try but like we can't we
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would love to get married We could do it. We already
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fight like a married couple It's more like the
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thought of like actually having to like share
7:57
bed and like wake up next to her
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makes me a little
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nauseous, you
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know. It's true we did it for so
8:04
many years on the road because people would just give
8:06
us hotel rooms together and be like you guys
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are a duo right? We're like no we're
8:11
separate humans but they do this
8:13
a few months. Well yeah it's cool.
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Yeah so basically no.
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No we're very much not one fan. If we could eat each other
8:20
out then we would. It would be
8:23
easier. It'd be easier. I'd be munching
8:25
right now taking a snack between But
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I also think that from what I've heard
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is that the lesbians they
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they become very enmeshed and it gets
8:36
too much of a bummer too. Because then some
8:38
bitch is always on you. Yeah. You know
8:41
how you like you know you know like as a woman like like
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for instance this morning I was so over it I
8:45
was like I'm so glad Tom's out of town. I don't gotta fucking
8:47
listen to his shit right now.
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I don't gotta listen to cold plunge talk. Until
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we came here and I was like yesterday I did a cold
8:55
plunge and you were like it triggered
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you. It triggered you. Or a PTSD
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flare up. I was like I had to pretend
9:02
to be interested in listening to cold plunge. But
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the woman would be like what's wrong?
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Are you okay? What are you talking
9:09
to me?
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You know what I'm saying? That's me and her.
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Yeah she does that to me. I'm like what's
9:14
wrong? I'm not much of a talker and
9:16
Sarah is a talker. She needs to
9:18
be connected. She needs to feel safe. Yeah.
9:21
She'll like
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when we first became friends I was learning
9:24
who she was in terms of like her texts.
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Yeah.
9:27
And her texts are very pulled. Like.
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Yeah. Kim and I are kindred
9:33
spirits. To the point where I'm like I'll
9:35
be like hey I'm on my way. Do you need anything?
9:37
She'll throw it back. Okay.
9:39
I'll be like
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okay I hope. Maybe she's mad
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at me. She didn't say okay see you
9:45
soon. Love you. It's always like okay.
9:48
Well I didn't need anything and I was okay with
9:50
her being on her way. I don't feel like that's
9:54
rude. Was it you Annie that was upset when
9:56
I wrote back something you invited me to something?
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Uh.
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I don't think so. Anyway, one of you guys,
10:02
maybe it was Nadav, invited me to something
10:04
and I texted back, I'd rather die. And
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he was like, that really hurt
10:09
my feelings. I was like,
10:11
did it? I just, I was joking. I like when people
10:13
message me and they're like, come to Wisconsin and
10:15
I write, no, thank you. But
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I will. Wisconsin message. I
10:20
know, I'm going to Madison. It's a two
10:22
planer. I'm not looking for the plane. Oh, two planer? But
10:25
actually quite nice. Madison's great. It's
10:27
a good market. Is it? I just really talked to your
10:29
agent about that. Oh, you
10:31
hear that? If
10:33
he's watching. So, so
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I don't know if the putting the putsy
10:38
outsies is I do think if you
10:40
can withhold sex as long
10:41
as possible, this is the way
10:43
you have to like you don't give in when you
10:45
think they're going to go fuck someone else because they probably will.
10:47
Yeah. Or need to. We're going
10:49
to go get their dick sucked. Whatever. God, I really,
10:51
I really do think that women having to
10:53
compete with the apps is what's killing it. It's
10:56
killing it. It's killing. The
10:58
thing that's also really sad because I've been on and off
11:00
the apps for some time, right? I
11:03
pause my profile, then I reactivate and I
11:05
pause it and I reactivate. I'm in
11:07
a yo-yo relationship with the apps too.
11:10
But so now I'm seeing guys. Oh,
11:12
not you again. You were on here three years
11:14
ago. Oh yeah. When you and then you rematched again
11:16
and you and then he writes like hello again.
11:18
Yeah, this
11:21
is how you again.
11:23
It's horrible. He's like, hello again. Oh,
11:26
I guess maybe you didn't get my earlier messages. Oh,
11:28
well. And you're like, I
11:30
had a really slutty moment. Yeah. On
11:33
the apps recently. And I'm not very one to have
11:35
very many slutty moments. Is that true? Yeah.
11:39
I'm 33. Just loves to
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call me out for a laugh.
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She has a
11:44
one night stand. I don't.
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Oh, okay. Puritan. I
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am a virgin. I had a couple
11:53
in my time. But mostly
11:55
in college. Most of mine were like early on in
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college. And then I really just like if
11:59
you see me. because he there's like cobwebs in it. I'm
12:01
not slut. I do never get fucked. It's actually
12:04
shameful. I'm more shamed. I'd rather get fucked more.
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Yeah. But I did hook
12:08
up with someone like 10 years ago when I first moved
12:10
to LA off an app. And then we
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matched again and I forgot.
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Oh, that you banged him? That I banged him. Isn't
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that kind of slutty? Yeah, that's really slutty.
12:20
That's really slutty, right? That's crazy. He
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looked different. I forgot his name. It was truly a one night
12:24
stand. But he looked different. He looked different.
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Maybe that's why. Maybe, but still I should remember
12:29
who was inside of me. Maybe. That's
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kind of crazy. I don't know, but maybe your generation has
12:34
it right. I mean, maybe. No, I'm
12:36
serious. We've tasted the rainbow.
12:39
That sounded gay. Splits in my Skittles.
12:42
That sounded gay. Give me a Skittle. Hit us
12:45
up. We'll have our pockets gling-gling.
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Because my generation was still
12:50
old
12:51
school, right? You pretty much meet the
12:53
person you're gonna marry in your 20s and
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then you just do it. You do the normal progression
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of things. But that being
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said, who's to say that that's the
13:02
right way of doing things? I mean, maybe
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I should have been more of a whore in my 20s and 30s
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and then. I'm about to start
13:09
being a whore again. I started, I was in
13:11
my 20s. I was, what? Let's
13:13
talk about it. I was in my 20s
13:16
and I stopped and now I'm gonna go back again. I think
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I'm gonna whore it up. Fuck it. Yeah.
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Life is too short to be shamed for being a slut.
13:23
Well, here's the deal, man. You clip that. Yeah, for
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sure, clip that. Here's the deal, man, is that
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there's this great, can you show her
13:30
the Eastern European woman who
13:32
I love, Marguerite? Marguerite
13:35
has this great, so this is, she's
13:37
got an English accent. She lives
13:38
in England. Her mother is Eastern European. And
13:42
Marguerite says a lot of stuff that makes sense to
13:44
me because my mother said the same thing to me. And I want you
13:46
guys to see this clip. Let him find
13:48
it. Have you seen, cheers. A
13:50
high body count for women is not a good thing. That's
13:52
what they say, right? High body count, not
13:54
good, not good. I'm not agreeing or disagreeing,
13:58
but I will tell you one thing.
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Why are you telling them your body counts?
14:05
Are you in an interrogation? What's
14:08
happening? What's happening that you're so liberal
14:11
with your life and your past? Have
14:14
some mystery, have some mystique, baby. If
14:16
you choose to go on the train of sleeping
14:19
with every man, and then you regret
14:21
it, just don't tell anyone.
14:24
She's not wrong. You don't have to.
14:25
No one will know. Okay?
14:27
Okay? A
14:29
better solution is to
14:30
be more, um, decisive
14:32
with who you sleep with. I agree with that. If you watch my channel,
14:34
you will know that.
14:36
Because we don't let anybody in, we don't just let anybody
14:39
in. I'm very big on that. But, if
14:41
we've made that mistake, who's
14:45
asking you? Who's asking
14:47
you?
14:49
You don't always have to be honest. I love her.
14:51
She's the best. Marguerite, come on
14:53
my podcast. I want to talk to this bitch. Josh, show
14:55
a little bit. Reach out to Marguerite, please. You
14:58
know who I love? Have you seen Sprinkle
15:00
Sprinkle? Sprinkle Sprinkle. Okay. So,
15:03
uh, I want no Dusty's coming around.
15:07
She was writing advice, and it was like, my man,
15:09
I live with my man, we share rent, and he
15:11
hasn't asked me to marry him. Hold up. What do I
15:13
do? And she goes, you don't live with a man, you
15:16
live with a Dusty. And she
15:18
was like, you live with a Dusty roommate. Sprinkle Sprinkle.
15:21
Bring up Sprinkle Sprinkle. Will you look her up on TikTok? We
15:23
love her. Her best moments, she's like, I beg her
15:25
to be on my podcast. I
15:29
beg her. She just doesn't write back. I was like, maybe she needs
15:31
money, because, you know, she's Sprinkle Sprinkle. Yeah,
15:34
she's Sprinkle Sprinkle. I was like, I'll fly you out, I'll put
15:36
you up. Please come on my podcast. She's ignoring me. There she is.
15:38
There's Sprinkle Sprinkle. So,
15:41
for those of you who aren't on TikTok
15:43
obsessively, like, if
15:46
you're a normal human being without mental illness, I
15:49
mentally ill fuck. I love TikTok. I think that
15:51
this is the truth the way this is the next form
15:53
of every entertainment television's dead at TikTok all
15:55
day. So, this
15:58
woman is married. Rich
16:00
man to a rich guy and she gives you advice
16:02
on how to get with rich
16:05
men I'm going to be taken care of no dusty.
16:07
He's a dusty is a fucking scrub. That's what remix
16:10
It's what these calm in the 90s. Well, if you ask
16:12
her it doesn't even have to be a rich man It just has to be
16:14
a man that gives you his money. Okay. Okay,
16:17
sprinkle sprinkle I
16:20
like she went to close She was doing a live one
16:23
time saying that her husband was old and boring
16:25
and she doesn't care because her builder paid in laughing And
16:27
he walked into the room during the live. Yeah, that You
16:30
are on yeah, I'm I'm upset. Listen,
16:32
I have two kids. I literally my
16:35
favorite time Okay,
16:37
back it up. I have the wife. I have
16:39
the wife. I have I'm a lesbian I have a husband. I have the
16:41
kids but my life is painfully mundane.
16:43
Yes. I know it looks so fucking exciting after
16:46
I'm done recording That's I'm just gonna go pick my kids up
16:48
from school and watch them play on the on the fucking
16:51
Driveway mom look mom. Look
16:53
look look mom. Look just some
16:55
shit. That's my life. Yeah So
16:58
I spent a lot every free moment I can looking
17:00
at other people's life So you guys are very exciting to me just
17:02
you know, don't don't poo-poo your single hot dick
17:05
life Let's talk about dicks after this. Yeah Okay,
17:12
but let's Let's
17:14
do a podcast just about generals. Okay,
17:17
let's let's see what sprinkle sprinkle will tell you this
17:19
is the best This chick is fucking amazing. This might
17:21
be off the seat. She's so cute
17:23
men. Do not love you
17:25
They tolerate me she said
17:27
okay,
17:28
so I'm thinking
17:30
that baby They
17:33
tolerate you know memorize
17:35
it lust you yeah, she's right
17:37
Damn
17:42
sprinkle sprinkle if they're your family
17:46
member that is
17:49
Related to you that is a whole different type of
17:51
love but I'm speaking about
17:54
relationship top why okay,
17:57
so
17:58
Never do anything baby based
18:00
on thinking that he loves
18:02
you. Only do it based on your best
18:05
interest. Oh shit.
18:07
Only do something based on your benefit.
18:10
Don't do it, oh but he loves me. And
18:12
he'll love that reason. Because
18:14
you're going to get fooled every single time.
18:17
So love
18:21
is not words.
18:22
Sorry, she was channeling force there.
18:24
She did. She's like a psychic.
18:27
Listen. By the way, the part that we
18:29
were
18:29
talking about
18:30
before I started talking about dick chat is that... Dick
18:33
chat. So Sprinkle Sprinkle's husband
18:35
walks in and there's a
18:37
few where he's like, well get
18:39
the hell off the TikTok. Come on, we're going to go
18:41
to the thing. And she's like, shut up Larry.
18:44
Like, no. They don't have a great
18:46
thing. No, I like when he walked in and
18:48
she was calling him old and boring and he walks in and
18:51
he's like, we're done. Send me the website for the
18:53
divorce website. And she laughed at him. She's like
18:55
divorce website? How old are you? And
18:57
then she was like, anyways. And she goes, Larry,
18:59
get out of here before I interrupt one of your lives. Yeah.
19:02
No. Yes. So
19:04
I don't think there's a lot of love left between Sprinkle Sprinkle and
19:06
Larry. No. And maybe part
19:08
of that is having a transactional marriage as opposed
19:11
to not real love.
19:13
Love? I think the lesson here
19:15
is you take a little bit of advice from everyone. You don't
19:17
have to take everything Sprinkle Sprinkle does. But
19:20
get your rent paid for at minimum. If you're
19:22
living together, he should be covering... I
19:24
need a Sprinkle Sprinkle candle. Like it's her,
19:27
but she looks like a saint. See,
19:29
what I was thinking of... Talk to me about your marriage. So my
19:31
husband was broke as a joke when we met because when you're in
19:33
your 20s, you should be broke. But he was
19:36
never cheap. And we discussed that on your mom's house
19:38
when you guys were on there. So even when he was broke,
19:40
he had the... I could tell that
19:42
he had the
19:43
initiative of a hustler
19:45
and the spirit of a hustler. So he doesn't have to be rich
19:48
when you meet him. I just believe in a man who should have
19:50
ambition and have the drive and the discipline
19:52
to go I
19:55
don't mind if you're broke. I hate if you're cheap. Cheap
19:57
is inexcusable. Now,
20:00
surprise me with the McDonald's apple pie, King.
20:05
It's the least you could do, right? King.
20:10
My girl has a bar set high.
20:12
Yeah. Yeah. They
20:14
were on apple pie. I do like, but you know, they used to make them
20:16
real greasy in the 80s and now they fucked them all up.
20:19
They did.
20:19
They don't have that grease from them. Like a
20:21
pussy. It's like
20:22
a dry pussy. Just french fries, son. Notifying
20:25
my order now. But Sprinkle
20:27
Sprinkle is right. Like don't let just any
20:29
dusty in there because then you're wasting your time.
20:32
She said if a man ever asked you what you bring to the
20:34
table, tell him another man.
20:38
No man would ever ask you that. No,
20:41
they actually don't. And he's right about a lot of
20:43
things. She's right about a lot of things. Here's what she, oh, by the way, I was going
20:45
to say a lot of the 50, 50 liberal women get really
20:48
mad at Sprinkle Sprinkle. Like they'll have to have
20:50
their TikToks and they're like, my husband
20:52
and I are 50, 50. And
20:55
I'm like, oh, does he borrow your tampons too? Good
20:57
luck. What is that?
20:59
The Amber Alert.
21:03
No, National Wireless Emergence.
21:05
Is that the thing that they've been talking about on TikTok that's supposed
21:08
to affect our brains or something? I
21:09
think so. That
21:10
was that thing, right? TikTok's been saying turn
21:12
off your phone. The government's going to
21:14
send a thing and it's going to be a fake national emergency.
21:17
Oh, you just got one? Oh my God. What's
21:19
happening? I don't know. Is everything
21:21
okay? Yeah. Test of national
21:23
wireless emergency. Everyone cover your ears. It's the 5G. Yeah,
21:27
this is bullshit. Christina, cover your ears. It's
21:29
the 5G. They're sending it through. This is
21:31
bullshit.
21:32
Oh wow. That's weird. Let me just make sure.
21:35
Oh my God. Can they all get on the same page? My
21:38
suppose on do not disturb because it's
21:40
not my first merry go round.
21:42
No, it's even supposed to go off on the other
21:44
side. Well, it's not working. Give it a
21:46
second. I know it's at night.
21:47
That was kind
21:49
of scary. I didn't like that at all.
21:52
Is everyone done getting these fucking things? It's
21:54
scary that the government can override your
21:57
audio settings on your phone and like shank. I
22:00
put mine that do not disturb airplane mode.
22:02
Ooh, airplane mode.
22:04
I'm
22:06
sorry, is this sponsored by Apple
22:08
suddenly? That's a
22:10
funny thing to do during
22:13
a quiet part of a podcast. If
22:16
it ever gets quiet during a podcast, you need
22:18
that as a drop. Airplane
22:20
mode. How does that feel
22:23
so good? That's really good. I wish I'm
22:25
out, Dusty Dust Sprinkles. Yeah, so like. I
22:27
don't think she was right about saying a man
22:30
will never love you. I think her mom doesn't love her. I
22:32
think so. I think she was a little off in that video. We probably
22:34
chose one of her off ones, but most of
22:36
the time she's right. She's right. She's
22:38
normally firing on all cylinders. Yeah. We
22:41
all bomb. She's right. So I was
22:44
going to say, the one thing I do
22:46
think helps is valuing your
22:49
pussy as a special
22:52
and as a treasure and like, yeah, nobody's just
22:54
fucking allowed. I actually get so offended
22:57
if I date someone and it doesn't work out because
22:59
I'm like, how dare he have
23:01
the memory of fucking
23:03
me? I agree. How dare he hold that? I'm
23:06
like annoyed. Can you, so how do
23:08
we, how do we fix this? Like can you, you just don't
23:10
fuck them. Yeah. I just don't fuck anyone
23:12
because I get pissed when we break up and I don't like them
23:14
when they see me or
23:17
they're like, yeah, I fucked her. I hate the thought
23:19
of that. Yeah. I
23:21
hate that. I wish you could un-fuck people. Me too.
23:23
Oh, like delete. Yeah. Like
23:26
erase it. But that girl is right. You could just pretend it never
23:28
happened. And that's what I do. That's what I
23:30
did in the nineties. I've had people before being like,
23:32
didn't you hook up with that guy? And I go, who?
23:34
What? I don't even know him. Deny,
23:37
deny, deny. That's my mom said. She said, do
23:39
what you want, but deny, deny. No. That's
23:41
how fucking Eastern European bitches do it. That's what Marguerite's
23:43
talking about. Do what you want, but deny, deny, deny. I'm going to
23:45
get that tattooed. Americans
23:48
are like, I have to be honest. 50 50 equal. Shut
23:51
the fuck up. Like don't tell them everything. Don't
23:54
need to know. No, please. And
23:56
like, by the way, I don't think there is a quality
23:59
in marriage. There's no equality in
24:01
the world for anybody ever. This
24:03
is a fucking myth. And especially because women have
24:05
the biological burden of making
24:08
babies. This automatically wipes
24:10
out any sense of equality. Now,
24:13
unless you're completely outsourcing
24:15
the raising of the children, which some women do, like
24:17
some women are surgeons, and that
24:19
bitch can't take off, you know, eight
24:21
weeks or whatever, and then you just have nanny
24:24
on nanny on nanny, then both of you are contributing
24:26
to paying for the nanny on the nanny on the nanny.
24:30
You know, if you can do that in your conscience, if
24:32
you can, you know, and then
24:34
how do you feel about too
24:36
many nannies raising a kid? Then you feel guilty. Then
24:38
you walk around feeling guilty. You're
24:41
like, I should be with my kids, but this person
24:43
needs a new lung. Yeah.
24:46
Yeah. And then you're like, fuck, but.
24:49
But what do we do? The man needs braces,
24:51
and this person needs a new lung. It's
24:53
a lose-lose, honey. We're all just doing our
24:55
best. We're all just doing our best, you
24:57
know? Yeah. We
25:00
should have never been surgeons. No.
25:03
No, right? We should
25:05
be relaxing. Women should be, our job
25:07
should be to relax and raise babies
25:09
with our friends. And there should be a lot of friends
25:12
doing it together, and then all the babies
25:14
hang out. That would be dope. That would be dope.
25:16
That's why I really, my dream is to become
25:19
a millionaire, like a multimillionaire
25:21
in the next three years, and I wanna buy a 22-acre plot
25:25
and put my family on each end of it, and
25:27
then have a house in the middle where everyone
25:29
can hang. It's a great idea, and
25:31
then have everyone work for each other, and so the money just
25:33
keeps circulating. It's a great idea. I
25:36
like this. I'm gonna do this when my husband dies. I'm
25:38
already planning what my future will look like when
25:40
I'm widowed and my kids are grown. It's
25:43
just precautionary. I'm gonna open up a Golden Girls
25:46
mansion. I'm gonna buy a dope-ass
25:49
estate, just like what you're saying, and then if you're widowed
25:51
and you don't wanna age and die alone, you can come stay with me.
25:53
That's fun. Cool bitches only, though. Cool bitches
25:56
only. And then we have Puerto Rican pool boys.
25:58
I'm like... hot dudes.
26:01
I mean, bad bitches only. Yeah. Bad
26:03
grannies only. Like comedian, like a lot
26:06
of crazy bitches like us. Comedians
26:08
only. Like Whitney Cummings with dementia. You
26:12
get there, you get grippy socks as
26:15
a welcoming present. Here you go. We don't
26:17
want any of you slipping. No slips. Here's
26:19
your helmet. Yeah. And then Whitney
26:21
would bring like 20 horses. Yeah. And those
26:24
fucking horses and a bunch of like influencers
26:26
still. She knows. Gosh.
26:29
The silver influencer. She got too many
26:31
animals. Whitney, what's with the ant too many animals?
26:33
I like dogs,
26:35
but the horses. See, I
26:37
like the horses. I like
26:39
the dogs. I'm allergic to dogs and
26:42
cats. So people think I'm evil.
26:44
Maybe she
26:45
did asthma. Huh? Give
26:47
asthma to. Yeah. You know, it's crazy. I used to have
26:49
a really bad asthma when I was a kid. Like
26:52
I was in the hospital like two weeks out of
26:54
the month. Whoa. When
26:56
I was little, little until I was like five, I was
26:59
on ECMO. I think it's called ECMO when
27:01
they put like the the lungs
27:03
and everything. I almost died a few times. It was so bad.
27:05
My dad was a fisherman in Puerto Rico and
27:08
he was on the beach one day and this lady
27:10
was like, how's your daughter doing? And he
27:12
was like, you've been in the hospital for asthma.
27:14
It's really bad right now. She keeps
27:16
almost dying. And the lady told my dad,
27:18
this is a true story. She told him to go into the ocean, catch
27:20
a shark, cut the fin off, put
27:22
the fin in aluminum foil, leave
27:25
it on the roof for the day. And then take
27:27
the oils that come off from the sun and
27:29
put it in a dropper in my food and a week later, I never
27:31
had asthma again. Hey, Puerto Rico,
27:34
don't come after me, government. Puerto
27:35
Rico.
27:37
Oh, I did not kill myself. I
27:40
did not kill myself. Amazing.
27:43
Don't. Well, the Chinese believe
27:45
in shark fin soup as being it's
27:47
such a commodity. It costs hundreds of dollars.
27:50
And it's also rare. You're not supposed to do it. The thing
27:52
about the shark fins, I'm getting a shark tattoo because of it. You
27:54
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33:28
dumb and like, I was just, no, that's a little of
33:30
her ass crack. What
33:34
the fuck is that? Is that a Grateful
33:36
Dead bear? I'm sorry. That
33:38
looks like when I find a bug in the house and I smash
33:40
it up too much. What? Is that a Grateful
33:42
Dead bear? That looks like someone
33:44
gives you a map and they're like, if you go to the end of this
33:47
trail. It does look like a map. Yeah.
33:50
I'm sorry. Wait.
33:53
Look on the skin of Christina to
33:55
escape. The answer
33:58
lies on the crack of mummy. What
34:00
does that mean? Where do we go?
34:02
To follow mother's tattoo to find the
34:04
treasure. If you want to escape, follow
34:07
mother's crack. Wait, what is
34:09
it? It's so bare.
34:12
What is it supposed to be? A Grateful Dead
34:14
bear? Oh my god.
34:16
Is that the road from Road Rules? No,
34:19
but two people got those. Oh really?
34:22
It's the Road Rules logo. Okay,
34:23
it's supposed to be a dragon. Okay.
34:27
But it looks more like a juggalo. I've
34:29
heard that before my agent goes. Is that
34:31
a juggalo? It looks like a man
34:33
beating an animal. Oh, it's just... Fists
34:36
in the air just about to lay it on a horse. Yeah,
34:39
and we had submissions from your mom's
34:41
house. They're like, another woman emailed
34:43
me the exact same one. No, no,
34:46
no. She got it somewhere
34:48
in the UK. I got this in Australia. This is much
34:50
worse than I thought. Terrible. What
34:52
do you guys got? You got anything worse than that? I had
34:54
a bad 818 that I had covered up.
34:57
I'd have it covered up. And now it's a butterfly. Those
34:59
are just numbers. How did they fuck up numbers? It
35:01
was like, I can
35:04
try to look and find it. It was the last gangfest.
35:07
We were not the place to get tattooed.
35:11
I have this year, Kintsugi,
35:14
which I got in my 20s. I thought it was cool because
35:16
I got it when I first started stand up.
35:18
And then I have the bowl of soup from where the wild
35:20
things are. That's cool. I got that in
35:22
my friend's apartment at five in the morning. But that's
35:25
really cool. And then a bee.
35:26
That one's super cool. It's
35:27
a matching bee. Oh, that's
35:30
really cute.
35:31
See, I go back and forth with
35:34
tattoos because I got it every
35:36
now and then.
35:36
I'm like, I should just get a fucking sleeve because
35:39
I like it. You should.
35:39
You should. Just don't go to that.
35:42
I know. But then I feel like a dork because I'm a
35:44
dragon guy. Because when he turns 60 and
35:46
then 80 and I'll go. But who cares by all of them? Who
35:49
gives a, who's looking at your sleeve? They're all like,
35:51
oh, get away. Your face is fucked up.
35:53
Don't worry. No one will look at us then.
35:55
That's true. No one cares. I've never looked
35:58
at an old person that has tattoos. When have you ever looked?
36:01
Well, I do because I'm like because I'm always
36:03
thinking about the ghost of Christmas future You know
36:05
like now I'm looking at bitches to see how
36:07
they age. Oh, yeah, cuz like Like
36:10
truly I want it cuz I'm looking now like okay What's
36:12
the next 20 years gonna look like who's cool
36:15
and there's like Kim Gordon from Sonic Youth
36:17
and I like a Kim Gordon I'm a winkle who's
36:20
that? Daddy winkle
36:22
okay. Look at that bitch. Let's
36:24
see it. Baddie winkle and jujitsu
36:26
grandma two of the baddest bitches in the game Let's
36:29
see right now. Oh, I like her. Yeah Daddy
36:32
winkle put in the word sexy after images.
36:35
Oh, she looks great. She's
36:37
incredible She's 95
36:39
click on the one in the orange the pink dress Daddy
36:43
winkle is that girl? 92 she
36:47
looks amazing. That's what I want to be Yeah,
36:49
see and I do think so much of aging
36:52
is mental because like she's in lingerie
36:55
She's caught like I looked at when I watched a
36:57
pesh mode I was watching Dave
36:59
Cajon. He's 61. Yeah, and I like
37:01
dude. He's moving like a 20 year old
37:04
the one in the One in the bed. Oh,
37:07
she's incredible. Yeah, she looks great
37:10
But so much of this is your mindset
37:12
and you're sorry. Look at her body mean Well,
37:16
there's no old fat people. You can't
37:18
be old as fat. They don't get they don't get a wall
37:22
You don't see no fucking ninety two year old fat those Just
37:25
blow your minds up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
37:27
Yeah, then I also don't see very meant you'd
37:29
never see a tall old person Okay,
37:36
you know
37:36
you don't see Asian retarded
37:38
Or
37:42
homeless Asians
37:45
Right you ever seen a
37:47
homeless no, I've never seen a homeless Asian
37:50
What
37:52
fuck where are they we're really onto
37:54
something here the three of us could solve
37:56
the world's problems You never see in
37:58
an office. You never see an Indian
38:00
person with Down syndrome
38:05
So wait Google Indian
38:08
Down syndrome you very you don't did they kill
38:10
them so they just kill it off maybe I'm
38:13
curious to see what even looks like you only see white people
38:17
White people love having oh we got
38:19
some On our adorable
38:21
fucking are way cuter than white ones Oh
38:29
Stop it. Oh, he's here. He's like. I'm
38:31
serious guys He
38:34
looks more handsome. Yeah,
38:36
he's dapper. Oh, I like the
38:38
I don't know this is gonna be so offensive Yeah, it's okay
38:41
the advanced down syndrome kid.
38:43
Oh, like they're like there's some on tiktok that are like
38:46
hot and they dance Yeah, yeah, yeah, I follow
38:48
them And
38:51
then the comments will be like
38:53
he's down, but we're all up Because
38:56
the video will be so good Yeah,
38:59
yeah, yeah, yeah,
38:59
I love when people just take whatever whatever
39:02
they have and work with it Yeah, I do
39:04
there's a lot of that down syndrome people that make down
39:06
syndrome jokes and like yeah I love it people
39:09
are fucking cool around dude. I found the down
39:11
syndrome guy on tiktok That's like
39:13
jacked like he works out and he's got a
39:15
better body Oh wait, I think my husband sent
39:17
it to me. I was like babe. Don't send this shit to
39:19
me because Like I'm very conflicted
39:22
you know what I mean? I Don't
39:25
want to be like that downs guys hot
39:27
is there something fucking wrong about it because they're
39:29
like children, you know, yeah, right Can't
39:32
lust after Try
39:35
me Okay,
39:39
let's put it okay Kim here we go hottest down
39:41
syndrome dude right now on the internet Google
39:43
hottest down so watch me. I'll get wet. All
39:46
right. Oh, but would you okay? Would you would
39:48
you just listen to me it would you? Let's
39:51
say he's a multimillionaire
39:52
Okay,
39:54
and the only downside downside
39:59
Okay He's but he's mildly
40:02
down. He's not like Totally
40:04
totally down. He like his eyes are a little
40:06
too. It's like something's a little off. Yeah, he
40:08
spits when he talks. Yeah and But
40:12
he looks okay, where's my Google
40:14
I don't see hot down syndrome
40:16
guy
40:18
Okay,
40:19
well
40:21
Why is he in a jail outfit? Wait,
40:23
wait, wait with the one in the jail outfit? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
40:25
Yeah. Yeah Oh man went
40:27
down syndrome dies in hot car
40:29
as caregiver. Oh, I think that's the caregiver.
40:32
That's the caregiver I was like, okay, I picked
40:34
that one Okay, you're
40:36
gonna have to pick Now
40:38
keep going. There's gotta be more that
40:41
one that one. Okay, that's your husband.
40:43
Now. Hold on there. He is No,
40:45
that's I'd rather just be poor.
40:48
No, hold on.
40:50
He's 22. His name is Kyle and he look He's
40:53
shocking the world. This is amazing physique. Okay, so that's
40:55
this is your this is your husband
40:57
There
40:58
he is Kimmy go get him. Okay, your
41:00
man does he have that thing on him what
41:02
thing? Oh, well,
41:05
let's talk about it. How big does he need to
41:07
be? We'll give you full dick ring. You
41:09
can have whatever I don't really know.
41:12
What are you are you been to big big honkers?
41:14
I know you like a big We're
41:18
not slut shaming here today Kimmy I'm
41:21
just trying to understand listen. I it's been so long
41:23
big I've had the
41:25
same dick for 20 years. This
41:27
is the dick that I want to marry is Big
41:30
enough to when we have sex. It just
41:32
hurts a little. Okay Okay,
41:35
not like please get it out. Yeah.
41:37
Yeah, not that I'm hurting the whole time, but that it hurts
41:40
like the first That's cool.
41:42
Yeah, because I know women that I know a woman who
41:44
was married to
41:45
a very big Dick and
41:47
she was like it's really a nightmare. I actually
41:49
don't enjoy it. Yeah, I'm gonna pass him
41:52
on
41:53
He's remarried already Oh God, yeah
41:59
I'm getting really offended
42:02
when they hear that I am like a size thing.
42:04
They're like, what a whore. And I'm like, you
42:06
should know I have so many friends that don't care.
42:09
I have so many friends that actually don't care about big size.
42:12
You're there at all, sir. Well, well,
42:15
actually, let's take that back a little. I
42:17
don't want like a micro. If it's a micro,
42:19
a bitch is out. What if it's a micro, but it's
42:21
good pussy? Does he last
42:23
a long time with the micro? Not
42:26
a micro. No, no micro. No
42:28
micro. Look, I agree. I'm somewhere
42:30
in the middle of like what's acceptable, but
42:33
not a micro. I just call it a nice boyfriend size.
42:35
Like six to seven inches is fine
42:37
for me. Boyfriend size is great. They all laughed
42:40
when he said six to seven. Is that big? I
42:42
think that's like I think the average is five, right?
42:44
Yeah. I don't know what's average. I think average is
42:46
five. We'll see what the Internet. The
42:49
average is five. I say I was like,
42:51
I don't want anything crazy. Just seven,
42:53
seven and nine inches. No,
42:55
she's right. Can we
42:57
see what an average penis looks
43:00
like in comparison? I need to see an image.
43:02
I need something for scale. Banana
43:05
for scale. There we go. Banana for scale
43:07
penis size.
43:08
What's that say?
43:10
Not the banana for scale. Oh,
43:13
here we go. Oh,
43:17
five inches is kind of big. Yeah, that's big.
43:19
Oh, that's cool.
43:21
That's not bad. Yeah,
43:24
I would say it looks like the country has the biggest penis.
43:27
Oh, yeah, we should get a flight. I know
43:29
where it is. Oh, one way. I watched an episode.
43:32
Nigeria, naked day in Nigeria. All
43:34
the black eyes in the Africa. Is it the
43:36
biggest dicks, dude? It's
43:39
got to be OK. Look, let's see who's got the biggest penis.
43:43
They are. It says Ecuador.
43:45
Yeah. And
43:48
the land. Why?
43:50
Closer to the equator.
43:52
Nigeria is down here. Wow. Right.
43:54
Yeah, the heat is hotter and your
43:57
balls get hangier and your dick gets hangier. Oh.
44:00
You guys didn't know that she's right the equator
44:02
is the gravitational pull is different It
44:04
pulls on the dick and stretches it same as your breasts.
44:07
It'll be much flappier in Sagging
44:10
Ecuador And get some
44:12
slutty. I mean sloppy today. I
44:15
can't wait Take these titties to Ecuador
44:17
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44:19
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44:22
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44:43
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44:45
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