One is straight out of New England witch folklore, the other is a bright bubbly cartoon character, but they both have adorable sidekicks who are literal demons with colors in their names, so it all works out! Today we’re talking about Thomasin from the film “The Witch” and Ashley from the game series “WarioWare.” Also: logo design, the inherent fear of women, Regina’s actual boyfriend, the benefits of having your own Greek chorus, and keeping kids off of the internet.

Audio samples:“The Witch”“WarioWare: Smooth Moves”“WarioWare: Touched!”Invader ZIM — “Plague of Babies”

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