We're drinking fresh squeezed nut-juice on our shrimp farm. After that we're grabbing some buffalo balls with Monsanto Williams, broke as fuck in our nice-ass truck. Cumming in a hotel sink.

ApocEclipse Cannibals

11 days ago 1h 22m

Senior assassins are spraying super-soakers and rockin arcades and horses around trailer-park pool-tables. Sorry for offending, god told us to.

1000 Mofks

18 days ago 1h 18m

Amazon AI is Actually an AT&T data breach. Gas powered cargo ships need bridge gap insurance. Get ready for the apoc-eclipse.

Be a Bully

25 days ago 1h 18m

When you're bullied by Biff you gotta become the bully. Bagels are boiled bread, but Baltimore bridge is falling down. Don't get jizz in your leghair.

Trash Water

Mar 25th, 2024 1h 29m

When you're playing Ding-Dong-Bang, don't forget to leave the trash-water leaning on the door. You gotta have Titanic boat money to shop at Bucees. We're going skiing.

Vacuum Cleaner Monster

Mar 18th, 2024 1h 4m

Business ideas, Boeing, and brain worms, we've got the ideas. look us up on PornHub.

Reverse Cowgirl

Mar 11th, 2024 1h 27m

Join us on this Lil' Jon guided meditation about dueling senators and doing drugs in Oregon. Be careful, because attending too many balls-out bowling leagues could lead to an all-out trans-war.

Dinner-Cereal

Mar 4th, 2024 1h 26m

Backbone Big Bash Bourbon, BBQ, Boats, Bikinis, Beers, Bros, Boobies, Beaches, Backflips, and Burnouts.

Crappn' Cuntch Burrs

Feb 26th, 2024 1h 29m

Speedy Stop love story in the Martian Antarctica.

Heirarchy of Whores

Feb 19th, 2024 1h 30m

Carrot top is a hard mother F'er when he's raw-doggin these swords. While you're driving your tesla with apple vision, we're eatin chipotle and drinkin cold-beer for scholarships.

Chicken Milk

Feb 13th, 2024 1h 25m

Grab a warm cup of toothpaste, we're vandalizing tampon machines and breaking light bulbs. Chinese spy pigeons caught footage of Ben Shapiro wrapping presents.

Something Different

Feb 5th, 2024 53m 34s

Talm bout the border crisis, and NeuralLink. Keeping it real.

Smokin' in the Shooter's Shitter

Jan 29th, 2024 1h 30m

When you're drinking Chicken Cock you gotta remember not to fart in airplanes. There's no emergency landings when you got your dog-dick stuck in a chicken.

Chimichanga Chowda

Jan 22nd, 2024 1h 30m

Description Desecration... Nuclear Nose-hair, highway Holiday, Butt-chin batteries. Gluten free.

Pineapple Pizza

Jan 15th, 2024 1h 34m

Eating toaster steak while we hotbox the space station. Sweet and salty science up in here.

Nut Splinters

Jan 8th, 2024 1h 30m

Frisbee bros got that cummy-tummy, after losing their butthole-loofah. Now they got a sperm IV from a needle in their nut, and soap in their butthole. Butt fuck it, there's gay lions.

Zombie Youth

Jan 1st, 2024 1h 28m

Zombie deer are buying sperm extractors off the internet, but not donkey meat. Robots are drinking all the milk, and emailing your wife. Get used to it.

Stripper Poop

Dec 25th, 2023 1h 41m

The Very Merry Christmas Episode!

Murder Couch

Dec 18th, 2023 1h 23m

Our first entirely AI generated episode.

Cornelius Munger

Dec 11th, 2023 1h 3m

Shut up nerd. We're hosting Poisomous reptile wars.

I DECLARE!

Dec 4th, 2023 1h 8m

These Wooly turtles are doing Taco Bell stuff wrong.

Social Credit Score

Nov 20th, 2023 1h 22m

Snoop is giving up smoke for 2 million dimes. Getting innovative with our microwave etiquette.

Rule #3

Nov 13th, 2023 1h 22m

Always remember to cover your balls. That's rule #3 and super important when you're wearing bolar pear pants. We're going bottles deep on booty patrol trying to figure out how porcupines fuck.

Butthole Brain Freeze

Nov 6th, 2023 1h 22m

We're bull-ridin, and doing butt-chugs in the baltimore bodega. Grab your Gimp suit, and beat up a clown. This is the Florida-man games.

Ocelot Sausages

Oct 30th, 2023 1h 19m

31 year old dogs are gettin turned into pants over here. PorchUgeese are runnin amuk cuz theres a brazillion of them. I got a family emergency, i gotta go. later boyz.