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We're live on YouTube. We're waiting for E-Rock. I've

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clips. He's aware that he's supposed to be here,

0:52

I'm pretty sure. So hopefully at some point

0:54

he will make an appearance. This is not a show! Should

0:57

we start it without him, or...? In

1:00

my experience, had I had

1:02

the knowledge to start Would You Kindly Without Him, I

1:04

would have done it many times. I see. I see.

1:06

Many times. So in other words, he eats very late.

1:09

He's not the most punctual guy. And I think

1:11

this goes way back, doesn't it? To the opening

1:13

epony days. Maybe if he hears his theme

1:15

music. Maybe.

1:19

He'll bring him out. Or keep

1:21

him away. Hey,

1:26

there he is. Hey. I heard

1:28

that music. I know what you're doing. It

1:30

worked! Yeah, we tried to summon you. Eric

1:33

proving that he still does not understand how lighting

1:35

works. That's okay. Okay. No,

1:37

no, no, it's all good buddy. You're fine.

1:42

He's like, why the fuck did I show up for this? I

1:46

was trying to tone it down, but alright. Oh

1:48

boy. So good. You look fantastic. Isn't that

1:51

all that matters anyway? Yeah,

1:56

there you go. You

2:03

know what it looks like? Back in the

2:05

80s, they would have, like, movies would go to radio

2:07

stations and they would try to depict it like there's

2:09

neon lights everywhere. It's like a cool, like, dance club.

2:12

And I was like, no, it's just a fucking business.

2:14

It's a building. Yeah. Cubicles. It

2:16

all looked like it was inside a Sam Goody's. Right. I

2:19

was thinking the mall arcade. Yeah. Turns

2:21

out the actual radio station is not that fun.

2:24

Just a lot of salespeople bitching. Every

2:26

time they put a radio station on TV or

2:29

a movie, all the equipment is stuff that doesn't

2:31

belong in a radio station. Yeah.

2:33

No idea. It's all like somebody

2:35

had a garage band that never took off and

2:37

like, oh, we'll just use the Behringer mixing board

2:40

and throw that in there. Probably some 15 inch

2:42

speakers up on this shelf right here. And

2:44

then we'll pretend to hit the music cues

2:46

and they're pressing just the console, not even

2:48

near a button. Radio

2:51

just gets no respect at all. I

2:53

bet you're a lot of fun to watch a movie. Yeah.

2:58

No, no, no, no, no. All

3:01

right. Let's

3:03

get this started. Meredith is bugging me in there. Here

3:06

we go. Hey, honey. Hey,

3:08

and welcome to another episode of Disney Assemble.

3:10

I'm Troy. And I'm Mimi. I'm

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100 and... Are you a boner guy?

3:14

Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I

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miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm a boner

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guy. I'm a boner guy. I'm

3:20

a boner guy. I'm a boner guy. I'm

3:22

a boner guy. I'm a boner guy. I'm

3:24

a boner guy. I'm a boner guy. I'm

3:27

the one who should apologize. Is

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it going to be absolutely riveting?

3:32

Is it going to change your life by any stretch?

3:34

Probably not, but it's going to be at least entertaining.

3:36

Okay? By the way, for those

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people that are in the back, remember

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to shut the fuck up. Mental

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illness can literally drive you crazy. I've

3:47

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the bottom of that mouse pad, is it

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be reviewing a show called Disney Assemble.

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This is a suggestion from Alex in

6:36

the Discord. We've all listened separately.

6:38

We've not discussed it beforehand. Let's

6:40

get into it. The show hosted by Troy

6:42

and Mimi. And this is how

6:44

the show starts off. Hey, howdy, hey,

6:47

and welcome to another episode of Disney Assemble.

6:49

I'm Troy. And I'm Mimi.

6:51

And we are your happy little father-daughter podcast. Here

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to create joy and share our love

6:56

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check out patreon.com/disneyassembled. Isn't that cute? It's

7:05

sponsored by their Patreon. So I

7:07

went and checked it out to see how many paid

7:09

patrons they have. Do you know the answer

7:11

to that, Producer Chris? I don't. I'm thinking

7:13

six because it's the same six they thank

7:15

at the end of every episode. It is

7:18

now five. Oh, okay. But

7:20

good guess. Good guess. Good guess,

7:22

Eric. Brian, you brought some video clips. I want to start

7:24

with Yale. And

7:27

that would be my number 12. All right. I

7:30

don't know. And like record it at Epcot on New Year's Eve. I might be. Like,

7:33

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

7:35

I don't know. I don't know. I

7:38

don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

7:41

don't know. I don't know. I

7:43

don't know. I don't know. I

7:45

don't know. I don't know. I don't

7:47

think there's. Wow,

7:55

that's really

7:57

special for us. A lot of other podcasters.

8:00

that we've continued to try to

8:02

keep in touch with and try to reach out to

8:04

and try to Website

8:06

I have not updated the website in a

8:08

long time. We're a number of So

8:13

you put it on the phone so it doesn't shake So

8:20

if you're not watching this we are watching

8:22

Mimi on over and over and over again

8:24

during the show that they're doing She seems

8:27

very bored by it. I'm glad Brian pulled

8:29

that clip because I I'll

8:32

explain a little bit later But I went through

8:34

the audio version because there seems to be more

8:36

current versions of the show on audio than there

8:38

are video But the

8:41

couple episodes I was listening to it seems like

8:43

this is the father's passion

8:45

project Like the kid doesn't really

8:47

want to be doing this

8:50

but she wants to spend time with her dad

8:52

So this seems to be like I guess the

8:54

only time he'll allow her to hang out with

8:56

him or something is if they do this Podcast

8:58

because every episode it just seems like she's being

9:00

dragged through it She has her little moments where

9:03

she talks about stuff that she likes and

9:05

then the father has to step on top

9:07

of it And like no, let me bring

9:09

it back to me. The father takes forever

9:12

to say anything on this show He's so

9:14

bad at broadcasting and actually I just want to

9:16

throw this out there as we're listening to this I

9:19

Picked up on something. This guy

9:21

is the real-life Clark Riswold the

9:23

original vacation Where he's like,

9:26

come on kids. It's gonna be so amazing We're gonna

9:28

go to the amusement park and the moose is gonna

9:30

be there. It's like you're an adult Why

9:32

are you so excited about this? What's going on? He

9:34

sits there and he stammers through he says, you know

9:36

Cuz they're like and it's like, you know and then

9:39

like and then and she says nothing and he's like

9:41

great talk rough So This

9:45

is an example of him trying to say something I guess

9:47

and I'm gonna take a big chance here because once I

9:49

share an idea And somebody else likes the idea. They could

9:51

just take my idea and run with it, which would be

9:53

really sad, but Here's the idea

9:56

Number one and I'll take a maybe we should take a

9:59

picture later because some

10:01

of the pictures of you and I at the parks

10:03

that we share on our socials, it's

10:05

not recent pictures, like it's back from January.

10:07

Right. Okay. I have

10:09

now grown sort of

10:11

a beard and mustache. And so I

10:14

look a little differently. One thing

10:16

about men growing beards and mustaches

10:18

facial hair is you really

10:20

do have to take care of it. It's not like

10:22

you can just let it. Get the

10:24

fucking point. It started it off, I'm not even

10:26

gonna bore you guys in the preamble on that.

10:29

Cause he starts off saying, you know, the curse

10:31

of being me is I have all these great

10:33

ideas. I just don't have the time to execute

10:35

on them. So busy with that. He's got, I

10:37

got two amazing ideas and he fucking never gets

10:39

the goddamn idea. Maybe he's like name one. Yeah.

10:42

So he finally does. This is

10:44

an amazing idea that he has. Right.

10:46

You could. And he's worried someone like steal this

10:48

remember. Right. You could, but then it would be

10:50

scratchy and smelly and all that stuff. Actually you

10:52

have to groom yourself well. And

10:55

I think just like there's

10:58

Disney inspired scented candles and

11:00

room sprays and oil diffusers.

11:02

Right. One thing about taking

11:05

care of your beard

11:07

mustache is in

11:09

addition to just washing it, there is

11:11

oils to help with the skin and hair, which is

11:13

different than the hair on your head and

11:16

bombs and waxes.

11:18

And I was thinking, why

11:22

aren't there Disney inspired

11:24

scented facial hair

11:27

products for men? Why? Why

11:29

aren't there Disney smelling things for your

11:32

face? Is that what you're asking? Brian,

11:34

do you want that product? I

11:37

do not want that product. You know,

11:39

this, this, this dude, man is like,

11:41

he's all over the map. I wrote down.

11:43

I'm like, I'm positive he is ADD. Yeah. Because

11:45

he just jumps from one subject to the next and

11:47

like rambles and the girl, like you say, seems to

11:49

be tolerating them. When I, when I first went into

11:51

this and I was wondering about you too, we rock

11:54

cause you have a daughter. And I was like, am

11:56

I going to feel bad? Tearing these guys

11:59

apart? You know, like. because the father

12:01

daughter aspect, I thought that's very

12:03

sweet. By the end, I was like, fuck

12:05

both of these people. I

12:09

can't even tell how old she is. I'm like, is she

12:11

14 or is she 20? I can't really tell. Yeah.

12:14

It's bizarre because, you know, she's looking

12:16

at colleges, you got accepted into these

12:18

colleges. So she's a senior or

12:20

a junior in high school. I think a

12:22

senior. She's a senior in high school. Yeah.

12:26

And there's a clip later that goes into some of

12:28

this stuff. So I don't want to jump ahead. I

12:30

had some things too. Let me just finish up this

12:33

thing real quick because so the guy's talking about how

12:35

they should make beard oil that's Disney

12:37

related somehow, which doesn't make

12:39

any sense to me. Like why couldn't I

12:41

create like a beard oil

12:44

that has a hint

12:46

of the Pirates of the Caribbean in it? That's

12:49

retarded. We think about that. He

12:51

had that thought in his head before the

12:53

show started and decided like, I'm going to

12:55

say those things out loud. I think me,

12:57

you'd be impressed by this. Yeah. Yeah.

13:01

And this is a great idea. Is it Disney merchandises everything.

13:03

Right. If there's a product that

13:05

Disney doesn't merchandise, it's a shitty product because they

13:07

have everything. The guy's like, they're

13:09

really leaving a lot of money at the table. These guys.

13:11

I think I saw. Why branding?

13:14

Like he's that kid, like if you're in the

13:16

supermarket, they won't get the box of cereal that

13:18

you want them to eat. But if it has

13:20

a Disney character on it, then that's the box

13:23

that he wants. Yes. I

13:25

have some things where they get really into the

13:27

toys and merchandise, but, uh, you're like, what

13:29

do you got for us, buddy? What'd you pick up

13:31

on? All right. Well, like I said,

13:33

this podcast seems to be his

13:35

passion project. Uh, this is

13:37

the only way that her daughter, uh, his daughter is

13:40

going to have quality time or spend any time where

13:42

their dad is. If they do this, there

13:44

is also another member of the family

13:47

who I guess doesn't go along with

13:49

all of this. So if you want to play track one,

13:52

I was inspired to maybe plan another Disney

13:54

track. Cause if, if Lou's telling us that

13:57

our trip reports are his favorite and he

13:59

can't wait to listen to more of it. So

14:01

we need more of it. I

14:03

mean, it would be neglectful

14:05

on our part to deny Lou and

14:07

his daughter that Disney assembled trip report

14:10

magic. So we shouldn't do that. Should

14:12

we tell mom? We have to tell

14:14

mom, don't we? That puts a, Lou,

14:16

unfortunately, that puts a huge roadblock in

14:18

our plans to go into the trip

14:21

anytime soon, but we'll work on

14:23

it. Okay, so there's one sane person in the family

14:25

who's just like, can we go to Paris or something?

14:27

Can we go to Toronto? Not at that

14:29

cut center. Yeah, in three different

14:31

episodes, I heard them talking about,

14:34

or mostly him talking about having

14:36

to go back, having to go to the

14:39

Star Wars area in there

14:41

to buy like the expensive lightsaber,

14:44

wanting Disney stores back in the mall because

14:46

it was a unique experience and you can

14:48

get exclusive stuff there. But when

14:50

he talks about that, it's usually followed up with

14:53

the mom's going to get mad so we shouldn't

14:55

say anything, or we can't ask her because she'll

14:58

say no. Why does she

15:00

marry a pedophile? You just got her. I'm just

15:02

gonna hang it on the Disney star, what a

15:04

creep. Play

15:07

track two if you can because going

15:09

to the parks are super expensive and

15:12

this is how they finance it. You're

15:14

18 now and you want to kind

15:16

of do this possibly. You've had a

15:18

job, you've been working really hard, saving

15:20

your money. I have four jobs. Yeah,

15:22

so. I work a lot. And

15:24

so you do that a little bit. Like Susanna. So yeah,

15:26

that was just something that we planned. I've also been pricing out

15:28

how much it would cost for you when I had to go to D23.

15:31

I've been thinking about that recently and those tickets go

15:34

on sale soon. It would be really expensive to go

15:36

to D23. Oh yeah, that's not gonna be cheap. But it'd

15:38

be really fun. The

15:40

only real problem with that honestly is like I

15:42

would totally pitch in to help pay for that.

15:44

It's just, I don't know where I'm going to

15:47

college yet or when move-in will be. And

15:49

if move-in is during D23, that's a problem. It's

15:53

all in August. It's all in like

15:55

mid-August. So that's a problem. All

15:58

right, so she works for. jobs just

16:00

to have money to do any of this

16:02

stuff. They want to

16:05

go to D23, which is Disney's big self-run

16:07

expo that they do every two years. The

16:10

ticket prices for the three-day ticket is $279, but

16:12

these people seem like they're the

16:16

gold member exclusive plus whatever kind

16:18

of people. $900

16:21

for three-day pass, and that's

16:23

not including their travel, their hotel,

16:26

and all of this stuff. Plus,

16:28

she's going to college. She's not even saving money for

16:30

college. She's saving money to go to Disney stuff because

16:32

her dad wants to go to Disney. Well, they do

16:34

have five people supporting them on Patreon, so I'm sure

16:37

they're doing fine. You can

16:39

sign up for free, by the way. Yeah, you can also just

16:41

sign up for free if you don't want

16:43

to support them financially. Brian,

16:45

I want to see more video of these two. It

16:48

looks very exciting. Well, the

16:50

dad, I was fascinated by the dad. The

16:53

girl actually fascinated me as well because it's a

16:55

nonstop. I didn't know that they were still going.

16:57

I went back and looked at YouTube, and everything

16:59

was from three months ago, all their live stuff.

17:02

I would have been aware that on Audible, they

17:04

were still going. The

17:07

dad is just this series of contradictions.

17:09

If you play my number four, this

17:11

is the kind of stuff he says. I

17:14

had low expectations, and so it

17:18

was better than I expected it to be. Let's

17:21

talk about the movie Elementals.

17:23

Yeah, go with no expectations, and that is

17:25

better than expected it to be. What are

17:27

you talking about? What does that mean? What

17:30

do you mean, dude? I've said

17:32

it on our show. I don't trust people,

17:34

and I don't really understand people

17:36

that wear Disney and are super into Disney

17:38

that aren't ... I get it if you're

17:40

up to the age of 10, and I

17:42

get it if you're over the age

17:44

of 60. There's that huge

17:47

window between 10 and 60 where it's like, you can be wearing

17:49

... You got to be the over 60 thing to be bright.

17:52

Why is that okay? You

17:55

don't need the poo shirts, because by then you're just like, you

17:57

don't care anymore. You want your mind. Okay, got it. You're

17:59

pulled out. how you're wearing stuff from Goodwill.

18:02

Yeah, that makes sense. Actually,

18:06

I have a quick video that I found on their YouTube page that

18:09

I wanted to play because talking about how

18:11

expensive all this shit is and how into

18:13

it they are and wearing their Disney clothes.

18:17

This is their

18:19

Disney Christmas Hall 2022. One

18:22

of our favorite

18:26

pieces of Disney merch are

18:33

the Funko Pops and we got three.

18:35

I got one. You got

18:37

two this Christmas that we

18:39

really like. Mine came from Secret Santa at

18:41

Work. My Secret Santa at Work every year

18:44

because they know I'm a big Disney fan

18:46

knocks it out of the park. Oh, that is

18:48

so embarrassing. I think she's a puppet. You

18:51

might be right. Chris, you're so right because even like the way

18:56

her body language is, like it's almost

18:58

like, yeah, she's there under duress. Yes.

19:01

But I have to point this out. The

19:04

Funko Pop is the worst toy of any

19:06

toy ever fucking created. It's garbage. He's like,

19:08

our favorite is the Funko Pops. This

19:10

year, I got Dr. Strange,

19:14

the multiverse of magnets. What a Christmas. What

19:16

are we going to do with that? If

19:18

you look closely, he's got his little... Who

19:21

gives a fuck? Dude? Right there. Multiverse

19:23

of magnets. I'd

19:28

much rather have a porn addiction than requesting the

19:30

Funko Pop. You could have both. They don't have

19:32

to be but you could have the same. Right.

19:34

Fair, fair, fair. Strange. He's sporting the goatee.

19:37

You've got the cape of

19:40

levitation, whatever it's called. He's

19:42

wearing a fucking gay Boba Fett shirt. I

19:46

bet my bottom dollar that guy has watched Disney

19:49

themed porn. Oh yeah. You

19:51

know what? That's a good point. Yeah.

19:53

Mickey and Minnie getting it on. Yep. He loves

19:55

that shirt. That's the one I saw. Let's

20:00

do what we got. Alright,

20:02

let's talk real quick about the

20:05

main, well, before I get into

20:08

the main part of the show that I checked

20:10

out, he does a Disney

20:12

dad joke every episode. Oh, great. So I

20:14

wanted to highlight the Disney dad joke. It's

20:16

time for the Disney dad joke. Are you

20:18

ready for the Disney dad joke of the

20:20

week? That is the key. You

20:22

are ready. Are you sure you are ready? Yes. Laugh

20:26

yourself silly because ladies, gentlemen,

20:28

Disney fans of all sorts,

20:30

it is time for this

20:33

week's Disney dad joke of

20:35

the week. Oh boy. Me, me. Yes.

20:39

So this guy walked into Tiana's restaurant, looked at the

20:41

menu, Tiana came over and says, can I take your

20:44

order please? He says, yes, I'd like the lobster tail.

20:47

It's an interesting choice, you know, because usually

20:49

in New Orleans, lobster is not a big

20:52

dish right now. No, it's going to be

20:54

more crab. And so not many people order

20:56

the lobster tail. So he says, I'll have

20:58

the lobster tail. It's at the fucking menu.

21:00

Why would you get that? So

21:04

Tiana says, okay, and goes to the back. A

21:06

few minutes later, Ariel walks out to the table and

21:10

Ariel looks at the gentleman and says, I heard

21:12

you wanted the lobster tail. And

21:15

he said, yes, I did. And she goes, okay. Once

21:18

upon a time, there was a beautiful lobster.

21:20

More funny. That's

21:26

after her interjecting to help them out with a

21:28

joke too. It's more like crab

21:30

down in New Orleans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's

21:32

really just ending this one. You

21:34

kind of think when they're not on camera, she's

21:36

going like this. Let's go. Moving on.

21:41

It does get political at

21:43

the beginning of the episode that I was checking out because

21:47

they have a thing about a certain

21:50

social media channel. We're on

21:52

the Facebook, Instagram, TikTok. And

21:54

new this week, we just actually

21:57

this morning as we're recording this episode on

22:00

Sunday March 10th 2024

22:04

as of this morning we join the threads,

22:06

right? So if you're reading on thread you like the

22:08

follows Heck yeah, we appreciate

22:10

that. So love threads love Twitter

22:12

adjacent Who

22:15

is setting up for this is this nobody

22:18

talking about their setting up our new threads

22:20

account We

22:22

can't we can't touch Twitter, you know cuz you on mosque

22:25

like wait, what's going on? What just happened? They

22:27

get one to zero Interactions on every

22:29

platform that they're on they do a

22:31

trivia question at the end of every

22:34

episode And they're like

22:36

just you know, just keep the answers coming

22:38

through and they're listing all their platforms I

22:40

went back to fight it the last couple

22:42

of episodes questions are not even posted on

22:45

their social media But even

22:47

further there's the graphic. There's the

22:49

question What maybe

22:51

one person that they know tried to answer

22:53

the question and that's it They

22:57

talk about social media stuff a lot contacting

22:59

them participating in the show and also do

23:01

you guys pick up on her crutch words?

23:04

Her little crutch phrase. I think is a

23:06

huge one. Well, heck yeah She

23:09

says oh why and you know 18 year old girls

23:11

are always like heck. Yeah Hell

23:14

she's single fucking hell So

23:19

this is a quick clip just to

23:21

show you how weird this relationship is between

23:24

Her and her father remember senior in

23:27

high school. Yeah, I don't have a little

23:29

like going on spring break for us Which

23:32

means we could probably get some extra content out

23:35

We do some extra content this week. Maybe make a

23:37

tiki talk. Yeah, maybe make

23:39

a YouTube that would be

23:41

delightful So

23:44

this is a girl who's gonna be graduating she's

23:47

got spring break coming out the last spring break

23:49

with all over high school. Yeah, yeah Heck

23:51

yeah Tiki

23:55

talks make some tiki talk. He's got her

23:57

trained. I don't think she's

24:00

very popular. I'm just gonna go

24:02

out and say- Do you think she's homeschooled?

24:04

She might be homeschooled. She should be. The

24:07

episode I listened to towards the very end she was

24:09

talking about school, and I think you're right, it doesn't

24:12

seem like she's the prom queen. Okay,

24:14

yeah, that's what I was getting. What else did

24:16

you pick up out of your bride? Uh,

24:20

a rare moment of self-awareness if you play

24:22

my number six. This one

24:24

is so bad. We're

24:26

here, so sorry, guys.

24:28

This is so bad. Yeah,

24:31

well, if you play my number one, you really

24:33

get like, this is how the show opens. Okay.

24:35

Is it working? Can

24:37

you hear us? I'm not sure. Can

24:40

anyone hear us? Can

24:43

anyone hear us out there? Should you

24:45

go on YouTube on your phone and see where you went

24:47

on? Yeah. The

24:50

camera's also very delayed. That

24:53

sure looks like the lost hamburger brother. I

24:57

think you're right. Now, my point

24:59

here was, now this goes on for

25:01

over four minutes. Oh, no. In

25:03

the episode. And I'm like, like, I get it.

25:06

Like, look, we've all been live. We've all had

25:08

problems doing live stuff. So like, that's not the

25:10

issue. The issue is, why don't you cut this

25:12

out afterwards? Like, four

25:14

straight minutes of this shit. It's crazy.

25:16

Yeah, this isn't the video find in

25:18

their live section of YouTube. This is

25:20

in the video section, which means they

25:22

posted it this way. No.

25:26

If you play my number two, that's something for you,

25:28

Karl, and also another moment of self-awareness. It's

25:30

amateur hour here. Yeah. All

25:32

right, good. Rather realizing that.

25:34

That's something where they cut out the video element

25:37

then, I'm guessing. They were embarrassing themselves. I

25:39

think so, because there has been a video element in

25:41

a while. Yeah. Like, quite a while. They're

25:43

just doing the podcasting. Maybe mom shut it down. Maybe

25:46

mom's like, people at work are finding

25:48

these fucking videos. It's very embarrassing. Can

25:50

you please stop it? I

25:53

think I actually have the answer. If you want to go

25:55

to my cut seven as to why there's been no YouTube

25:58

video. Or Instagram, Facebook, Twitter, TikTok. Talk

26:00

all at Disney assembled make sure to check

26:02

it out. Absolutely. Please do so we have a

26:04

YouTube channel as well Don't forget about the youtubes

26:06

and hit that subscribe button We'd

26:09

love to have more subscribers on the YouTube so

26:11

we can do more YouTube stuff Hey guys have

26:13

some if you subscribe to the channel and show

26:15

us that you want more YouTube stuff It

26:18

will inspire us to do

26:20

more YouTube stuff, right? Their

26:24

last post was four months ago Oh

26:26

no, nobody's inspiring them to do anything.

26:28

I'm not gonna get inspired for it

26:32

Well, so I listen the most recent episode and

26:34

it's probably difficult to talk about Disney every

26:36

week There's only so much going on So

26:39

yeah to come up with different things to

26:41

talk about so on this one Mimi came

26:43

up with a great idea For

26:45

some content for us. What do we have on the

26:47

agenda? We have a main topic of the week Obviously

26:49

we have the Disney dad joke of the week and

26:51

then we have the Disney trivia question for the week

26:53

Why don't you tell everybody what this week's main topic

26:56

is? Yeah, okay Because

26:59

I've been accepted to college recently I've

27:02

been I've been been accepted to college

27:04

right but we just I

27:06

decided hey, let's attach some

27:08

college majors To

27:10

these Disney characters and Papa said that's great.

27:12

But what about princesses? That's what

27:15

we do We have the 13 official

27:17

Disney princesses and I went

27:19

in and matched Majors

27:21

to them We're just gonna like go

27:23

through it talk about it. Papa's gonna give

27:25

his insight There is one princess that I couldn't

27:28

match. We're gonna do her last I'm

27:30

trying to work it out together. Can you think of

27:32

a bigger waste of time? No, but any doing this

27:35

and then talking about it Doesn't

27:37

even go for any cool characters. He's like, yeah,

27:39

but what about the princesses? She's probably thinking like

27:41

the entire Disney

27:43

organization of everything they own and he's

27:46

narrowing it down to the things that

27:48

a seven-year-old girl would care about And

27:50

I just want to explain what this is in case

27:52

you weren't following that because it was very dumb She's

27:55

decided to match up Disney princesses

27:57

with which major they would have

27:59

taken in college. So you're

28:01

probably thinking, well, this is stupid. You're right.

28:04

Here's an example. Okay. There

28:06

we go. Next, we are going back in time

28:08

a little bit to Moana, Keanu Wile ago, sequel.

28:11

We love Moana. She's very popular. You can meet

28:13

her in two Disney parks. She's kind of an

28:15

attraction. We all love her. I

28:17

pegged her as civil

28:19

engineering, which kind of is

28:21

kind of random, but when it hit, it just

28:23

seems like it fits. Great. Great

28:26

rationale, great analysis. Thanks. Moving

28:29

on. Do that 13 fucking times.

28:33

And every time the dad's just like, yeah,

28:35

I'm not alone about that. I would think

28:37

math, you know, whatever. Who cares? Yeah. Jesus

28:40

Christ. What do you hope to achieve here? You

28:43

just kind of wonder like, obviously she's influenced by

28:45

the dad. What clicked with the dad? Like what

28:48

Disney experience did he have that gave him a

28:50

hard on for life for Disney? Yeah. That's

28:53

a great question. Maybe we can get on their

28:55

socials and ask him about that. Maybe he

28:57

can leave us a message at

28:59

Disney assembled on Facebook,

29:02

Facebook, Twitter, Twixer, Twixer,

29:06

Twixer, Twixer, Instagram,

29:08

Instagram, TikkiTok, and

29:11

the threads now. Threads now. Yes, you can

29:14

do the threads at Disney assembled. Heck yeah.

29:16

I love about doing the threads thing. Why

29:19

is she just repeating him? That

29:21

really is like a puppet. That maybe it is.

29:23

Don't nugget. Don't nugget. Maybe it really is just

29:25

a puppet. Maybe she's got ticks or something like

29:28

that. What's she definitely a

29:30

physical ticks. She never stops cracking her neck. She

29:32

never starts scratching her head. She has, she has

29:34

like a lot of physical ticks that she does

29:36

as well as the like. So she's a liar.

29:39

That's not good. That's

29:41

not good. All right. So how are

29:43

they doing on threads? By the way, we have

29:45

128 followers. Heck

29:48

yeah. And we've done like three

29:50

thread. We've done one thing. Heck

29:52

yeah. We actually

29:55

have four little heart thingies for

29:57

our first thread. That's awesome. Wow.

29:59

I wouldn't know at all. Four little

30:01

hearts that you wouldn't know. I wouldn't know

30:03

better than Opie. That

30:08

is true, unfortunately. Alright,

30:11

what was some of the content? We're talking

30:13

about a lot of things here, technical problems

30:15

and crutch words. What about the content of

30:17

this show, guys? Are there any examples you

30:19

want to play that really drives home the

30:21

fact that people should be listening to this

30:23

once a week? I have

30:25

a clip. Clip number seven actually humanizes them

30:28

a little bit. They're talking about going to

30:30

the goofy kitchen and kind of looking down

30:32

on people who do it. The food poisoning

30:34

from Goofy's kitchen, we like

30:37

audibly laughed. Kevin Knight

30:39

had the food poisoning. It was kind of funny for us. It

30:42

was really funny. It was a good story. Yeah. Wait

30:45

a second. People

30:48

got food poisoning from Goofy? From Goofy's kitchen.

30:50

And they're laughing about it? Yeah. It's

30:53

like it was really funny. Goofy is funny. Got

30:55

to give them that. But I was like,

30:58

at least they're not like, that's such an anti- because

31:00

Disney people are always so positive. You know, that's a very anti-Disney view.

31:03

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I

31:05

would agree with you on that. Eric, what about you?

31:08

Did you find any kind of content in

31:10

the show? Anything? There was something like, no,

31:12

it's hard. But I

31:14

found this one track where they

31:17

were doing an episode about their top ten

31:19

must-have park merchandise. Ah, there we go. I

31:21

really liked the top ten list. Most of

31:23

it was free stuff when you walk in.

31:27

The button, the map you get at

31:29

the travel center. There was no point

31:31

in any of it. They

31:33

talk about the autograph books, which I didn't know

31:36

was still a thing. Kids

31:38

go around with autograph books to get

31:40

their autographs of all the characters. Characters.

31:44

But this seems to be something that Troy is really

31:46

into if you want to play Cut Five. Oh,

31:48

no. Next one, it was very useful to

31:50

me, though, and mostly for little kids. And

31:53

this tradition has kind of evolved, in

31:55

a way, the autograph books. The

31:57

autograph books are a great way to document your

31:59

travel. I remember everybody you met. I have two

32:01

from our two trips when I was younger. The

32:04

autograph looks great. It's a timeless tradition.

32:06

It's fun. It's a great idea to

32:09

me because it gives kids a way

32:11

to interact with the character if they don't know what

32:13

to do or say, right? Especially the characters that are

32:16

non-speaking. The autograph is just

32:18

something about it's really special that interaction with

32:20

the character where they're signing your book, they're

32:22

handing you your book back. Oh,

32:24

it's just really cute. We don't do it anymore

32:26

because you guys have grown, but I wish it

32:28

wouldn't be so awkward for me

32:30

to do it because I just think it's a really cool

32:32

interaction. But yeah, autograph books. These characters

32:35

are just failed actors who are going to have

32:37

a drug problem someday. Why are they so excited

32:39

about these autographs? I know. She

32:41

explained it perfectly. It's to help little kids

32:43

not be scared and have

32:45

some interaction. Not a

32:48

50 something year old guy going over

32:50

there waiting online like Smithers waiting for

32:52

Malibu Stacy to open up. No, just

32:54

sitting there up and down in front

32:56

of these SIA kids there just to

32:58

get Buzz Lightyear's autograph. I love

33:00

how he says, I wish it wasn't so awkward. It

33:02

doesn't stop him. It's not a concern. I

33:08

wish it was a little bit more comfortable getting

33:10

away with this. He needs her to be with

33:12

him or else he realizes he looks like a

33:14

creep. Yeah,

33:16

he can't do this on his own. You're right.

33:18

Yeah, when she goes off to college, he's

33:20

fucked. He's got to adopt or something. That's exactly

33:23

what I was thinking. One of the episodes I

33:25

was listening to, she got accepted to five

33:27

different colleges. So now whittling down where she's going

33:29

to go. She leaves.

33:32

Is he continuing to do this podcast

33:34

by himself? Because he can't. How is

33:36

he going to go to apparently like

33:38

in California, going to Disneyland is like

33:40

going to the mall. People just go

33:42

every day if they're

33:45

really into it. He's going to have to go

33:47

to this ship by himself. So like his whole

33:49

life is going to fall apart. I don't remember

33:51

the name of it. We reviewed a podcast early

33:53

on in WATP history and it

33:55

was a father daughter show where the daughter

33:58

quit. Well,

34:00

Samantha won't be on anymore, but he just kept doing the

34:02

show. Like

34:06

the whole point was like a father-daughter thing. I'm

34:08

like, oh man. Should have circled back on that

34:10

last week. Yeah, right. Forgot

34:13

all about it until just now. All right. Brian,

34:17

what do you got? I got one more

34:19

here. They're talking about a

34:21

ride called Test Track. It's a ride

34:23

where you design your cars. And

34:26

then I guess back in the day, you just used to

34:28

dress up like they used to dress you or make you

34:30

look like a crash test dummy. Oh, fun. Like

34:32

for the car? Yeah. And

34:34

this seems to offend them though. After they got

34:36

humanized with the goofy poisoning, they immediately went back

34:38

to like their lame dickheads. In the

34:40

original Test Track, you were a crash test dummy. Right. And

34:43

I think, I don't think that aged very well.

34:47

I don't- No one likes to call a dummy. Well,

34:49

I also just don't think that that's appropriate,

34:51

which might be silly, but I don't know.

34:54

That doesn't seem very politically correct. What?

34:59

Looking to get offended at anything. That's insane!

35:01

I've never heard that crash test dummy is

35:03

not politically correct. It's not a person. It's

35:06

an industry term. It's not like a dumb

35:08

person. It's

35:12

like, nobody likes to be called a dummy. Yeah, right. It's

35:14

just like, what are you going to call a janitor if

35:16

you're going to call them a crash test dummy? No,

35:18

no, no. It's not a profession. I

35:21

wish it was. That

35:24

was when she was majoring in college. Yeah. Well,

35:28

that's insane. Good

35:30

catch on that. On a personal

35:32

note, I have a daughter. She comes over,

35:34

she's like, hey, you want to hang? I'm like, yeah, let's

35:37

get a pizza. She's like,

35:39

all right, where are we hanging? She means,

35:41

if we're going into the studio, she has

35:43

to watch Stuttering John with me. Yes.

35:46

And I worry about that poor girl. And I

35:48

feel better about myself having watched this. I

35:51

feel better, Dad. Well,

35:54

if there is ever a Stuttering John theme park,

35:57

I'm taking both of you to it, all right? We're spending

35:59

the day. Hey, well this girl,

36:01

this girl at least isn't exposed to

36:03

nonstop like shit way. You

36:08

guys want to hear another example of, uh, the

36:11

princesses major at college.

36:15

Mimi might be really stupid. She might be

36:17

really dominant. I can't believe she's 18. Yeah.

36:19

But check this out. Who is,

36:22

uh, next on our list. Next we have

36:24

Merida. And so when I was thinking

36:26

about Merida, I was looking for something that was a little bit

36:28

more like hefti, I feel like a little

36:30

bit more, um, less experience

36:33

based and more like stinky, like

36:35

book reading book study book, um,

36:38

take, but as I thought about it

36:40

more, Merida would not want to just like sit and

36:43

read a book and study. Um, she

36:45

wants to just go out and do

36:47

her archery and adventure and

36:49

explore and be wild and

36:51

fun. I would have abandoned this premise.

36:54

It was, it probably isn't working out all that. You

36:56

don't like to go out and adventure, Carl? She

36:59

wants to go out and adventure. Yeah. Well, yeah, tough shit.

37:01

You got to test tomorrow study. She

37:03

kind of reminds me of the daughter

37:05

and taken number when she got all excited

37:07

that the stepfather bought her a pony. Yeah. You

37:09

know, it was going crazy at the birthday, but

37:12

if she was taken, he would have no idea

37:14

what to do and would either run to the

37:16

park himself. Cause yay, I got her passes now.

37:18

I can bring a friend. It's

37:21

just like, we have your daughter. He's like, that's fine. I'll just save

37:23

a lot of money. Yeah. How's

37:26

she doing? I

37:29

wouldn't put it past this guy to like join up to

37:31

like a big brother program. Just so like when she does

37:33

go off to college, he has somebody who's like, Oh, I

37:35

could take it to Disney. I think you're right about that.

37:38

There's an unboxing video. They do.

37:41

So you mentioned D 23. I

37:43

don't know. I guess that you said it's

37:46

a convention. It's huge. It's worldwide. It's every

37:48

two years. Okay. So apparently they can become

37:50

a member. As well.

37:52

Hey, howdy. Hey, Troy. Me.

37:56

It's hey, howdy. Hey, he's trying to make that a

37:58

thing. It's just not like me. with Christine Milton.

38:00

It's like, it's just not Kensington. It's gotta

38:02

move on. Here with

38:05

a special, we don't do this very

38:07

often, unboxing video because

38:10

we did a thing not too long ago after

38:14

Destination D23. We

38:16

joined D23. We joined D23

38:19

and we finally got the

38:21

box. I hate how they're shills for

38:23

Disney. One of the worst corporations to

38:25

ever exist in the world, fucking Disney.

38:27

These people are just giving them all

38:29

of their money, just nonstop. Goodies,

38:32

moo. It's a bit like if

38:34

I was supporting a Mexican cartel and I'm just,

38:36

ah, you can't believe what I got from the

38:38

Mexican cartel this week. I see something extra money,

38:40

because I'm like, this is great, guys. Well, I think

38:43

indirectly I might be, so let's not talk about Mexican

38:45

cartels too much. Let's see what we

38:47

got. You wanna do the

38:49

honors? Go for it. This

38:51

reminds me of Wednesday with Lucy. Okay, there you go.

38:53

We did an unboxing on the VTP. I

38:57

forget about that. All right, let's

38:59

see how exciting this is. It is

39:01

time to get started unboxing. So

39:03

we've got this white. Ooh.

39:07

Ooh, it's just packaging. Packaging.

39:11

Didn't mean packaging. Oh, hey. Oh

39:13

no. It's

39:15

got more card. It's like

39:17

a diploma. No,

39:20

I graduated. I graduated from D23.

39:25

Go right now. I don't mind that. Very

39:30

cool. The diploma. So

39:32

you decided to give us more money. Thank

39:34

you. Card. Gold member.

39:37

Here's your card. I knew it. I said

39:39

it earlier. You called it. Go back here,

39:41

yup. Certificate of

39:43

authenticity. Mickey Mouse, leader of

39:46

the club milestone statue. That's

39:49

authenticity. Okay. This

39:52

is the big boss. Mickey Mouse, we have,

39:54

you know, I was going to say he's pretending to be

39:56

excited. I think he really is this excited. Yeah. I

39:59

don't think that's the guy. I am yeah, you're right. I

40:01

think he's embarrassed. I'm not a violent person. I want to

40:03

beat the fuck Like

40:26

it's an Oscar yeah, yeah leader It's

40:30

not cool. Yeah. Yeah.

40:32

Yeah The

40:44

pins very nice

40:47

this is super cool. Where

40:50

should we put him? Fucking

40:53

garbage You're

41:00

gonna find it in the yard with blood and chunks

41:02

of hair This

41:15

is this is too much what else you have

41:18

your rock you got to pull clips I want

41:20

to point out with this clip here, too. They

41:22

said we joined d23. Yeah, but

41:25

she's saying it's what's your statue Yeah, so

41:27

she doesn't get this stuff that from these

41:29

perks of paying for this exclusive

41:31

membership. It all goes to him No, you're right.

41:33

He's way more into Disney than she is. Yeah,

41:36

that's for sure the cameras not even off He's

41:38

like give me that fucking statue actually, you know,

41:40

obviously I'm not gonna pull the clips It's so

41:42

boring, but when she was going through the different

41:44

princesses, she go, you know, I don't

41:46

really remember this movie that well He's like, well, it was

41:48

the one where bubble blah blah blah. He's like telling her

41:50

like Like he's there for the Friday morning early showing for

41:52

the newest Pixar movie over there and then He

42:00

goes maybe he goes back on Saturday when she's

42:02

free from her four jobs that they go and

42:04

we're gonna go see it together But he really

42:06

went out ahead to see it ahead of time

42:10

Yeah, he's got a problem here.

42:12

I don't know if you have anything else but Track

42:15

six shows you sort of the way they kind

42:17

of sign off each show answer the question. We

42:19

want to give you the little

42:21

class We

42:24

didn't give any little class after sweet ending way in particular.

42:26

We'll give a little class everyone for listening for being patient

42:30

You all deserve a little class. We did not

42:32

have a show last week. It's my fault. It's

42:34

not Mimi's fault What are they feeling inspired by

42:36

they're trying to make everything a thing? Yeah, I

42:39

guess hey hidey-ho and then thank you for being

42:41

here It's

42:48

around all day coming up with these concepts while

42:50

she's working for jobs who knows how many jobs

42:52

the mom has I have to tell you he

42:54

did say that he had the secret Santa at

42:56

work bought him the Funko pop and he goes Everyone

42:58

at my job knows I'm into Disney back

43:01

when I worked a job like a loser There

43:05

was a guy who in his office

43:07

was Disney everything a guy and

43:09

all we did was make fun of him behind his back That

43:14

your co-workers are goofing I do just FYI I

43:17

just picture him working at the Disney store at the

43:19

mall that could be it too. Yeah,

43:21

all my co-workers know I'm into Disney It's

43:26

like if you guys are watching

43:28

curb this season There's

43:30

the girl who oh my gosh,

43:32

you were so Disney. That's amazing. I've turned out. He's a greeter

43:34

at the store Anyway,

43:37

anything else Eric? No,

43:39

that's it. All right It

43:41

was hard going through three different episodes and

43:44

only having seven clips because the rest of

43:46

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43:48

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brooksrunning.com. You know, we just had our 500th

44:50

episode. We celebrated 500. It was a

44:52

big deal. And

44:58

of course, other podcasters are taking

45:00

notice and celebrating with us. My

45:02

buddy Drew Lane brought it up on the Drew

45:05

and Mike show. This is from the Sunday episode.

45:07

So we had just done the show. Carl had

45:09

his 500th WATP. Did you listen to it yet,

45:11

Brandon? I haven't. No. It's a really good show.

45:14

It's funny because they brought back some of the

45:16

shows that were the worst shows over the whole

45:18

course of WATP, which I think is, I think

45:20

they're about the same age as we are, about

45:22

eight years old. And

45:25

one of the shows they picked was

45:27

Dax. Oh, great. That was a good

45:29

episode, by the way, the 500th episode.

45:31

Congratulations to Carl. Congrats, Carl. All right.

45:34

Now contrast that with the way that

45:36

Dick Masterson celebrated our 500th episode on

45:38

the big show. Just a little bit

45:40

different. Not as much. Wow. It was

45:43

a great episode. Congrats. Not so much.

45:45

Carl just passed his 500th episode, which

45:47

I was on. Wow. Loading

45:50

about it. His 500th episode. He did, man. It was a

45:54

lot of fun. I don't

45:57

know how he stacked up the episodes so

45:59

quickly. He's

46:01

a yesterday he was at like 200 and

46:03

now he's I think he's like packing

46:05

him in when nobody's looking He's doing a lot

46:08

of Saturday morning episodes to just build

46:10

up the numbers Saturday morning. He's a kind

46:12

of guy is driven Yeah,

46:14

he's driven. He's driven. He shortcut Carl. That's what

46:16

we call him I

46:18

don't know about that Most of his

46:21

shows just other people shows, you know We have to

46:23

do a hundred percent of a show you and I

46:25

Carl's just got to do like 20 percent of the

46:27

show It's pretty smart because most of his half his

46:29

show is stuttering John Alright

46:31

what talking about? Lazy

46:36

thing half of Carl's show is

46:38

stuttering John and then

46:42

25% half of the remainder is other people's shows

46:45

So really he's only doing you know and

46:48

talking about the owner those two doing a Rick

46:50

and Morty clips So that's 5% of a show

46:54

John he is doing he is

46:57

a you remember stuttering John. Of course I do.

46:59

Yeah. Well, I mean there is fucking train wreck

47:01

Well, they're talking about that in hell lawsuits I

47:04

mean he was making fun of him and then

47:06

were they doing a show together at one point

47:08

or did they speak? I think stuttering John finally

47:11

understood that it's like a joke and that

47:13

he needs to kind of stop

47:15

being such a Cockass well,

47:18

he also he comes from the before

47:20

times as far as the Goes

47:22

and I can see that's a big

47:24

because because I relate to that on

47:27

some extent The even though like, you

47:29

know, I was still relatively young when the

47:31

internet was in most people's houses But yeah,

47:33

like I've never I still think of

47:36

it as like It's a

47:38

different it's a different it's a different thing Like there

47:40

are there are things where it's like you have to

47:42

understand that some people are doing things For

47:44

views for rate like it's but you're not

47:47

These guys are the big shots of the

47:49

podcast stop being a stop trying to fucking

47:51

big league them Well, he's thinking, you know

47:54

Howard Stern and Miller light for five dollars

47:56

If you're on TV or a big shot

47:58

if you're not you're nobody Nobody

48:00

really play anymore It's

48:03

so he's playing along now. I think yeah, and like he's

48:05

making fun of them now, which is I do Which is

48:07

what you want you're making fun of them. They're making fun

48:09

of you, right? Could he have like a kind of a

48:11

just like a sit-down heart-to-heart with

48:13

George or something where it's just like

48:15

look dude You like you you're describing

48:18

my dream my dream up That's

48:21

hilarious I

48:39

Think that's very sarcastic That

48:43

was a long way for a backhanded company.

48:45

Yeah, I found that very very sarcastic the

48:47

whole way through but thanks guys Thanks

48:50

for chatting us up over there. Thanks

48:52

for eating up some time here. Yeah,

48:54

I always appreciate that All right, it

48:56

is time for our And

49:01

actually we got two submissions from

49:03

Curtis who says I don't normally

49:05

participate in this portion of the show But

49:08

he found some things that we need to address

49:11

one of them being Eric's

49:14

former boss Greg Opie Hughes, you

49:17

know, Greg likes to walk around the streets of

49:19

Manhattan with his phone out videotaping

49:21

things and Every now and

49:23

again, he embarrasses himself Here's

49:26

an example The

49:31

printer dude love your restaurant Like

49:38

Imperials that's awesome. Could he be more of

49:40

a pop-a-z-hole though? Everyone

49:44

would ignore you you're walking by him calling

49:46

soprano guy Love your

49:49

restaurant or maybe that was directed at

49:51

Opie and he just misunderstood. Yeah, probably

49:53

be more of a pop-as-asshole It's awesome

49:55

that you saw Michael Imperial. Hasn't Michael

49:57

Imperial Lee been on the opening Anthony

49:59

show Wasn't he a guest? I'm pretty sure he

50:01

was. I don't know. Okay. He might

50:03

have. I just feel like Opie could have said, Hey,

50:06

I'm Opie from Opie and Anthony and

50:08

the Opie show and shook his hand

50:10

and had an interaction. He can't

50:12

do that. Instead he has to walk back and be like,

50:14

Soprano guy! Ugh! He can't.

50:17

What does he think the reaction is going to get? He

50:19

can't handle the rejection. So he's got

50:21

to keep moving. Yes. You know what? You're

50:23

right. If he set himself up to fail like that, do

50:26

you remember me from Opie and Anthony? I

50:28

don't know, man. I'm

50:30

glad he started

50:32

this back up when it's one of the

50:34

least safest times to walk around New York

50:36

City now. Oh yeah. Watch out for nunchucks.

50:38

Yeah. I just want to see something happen.

50:43

Something interesting. Wait.

50:45

What are you saying here, Eric

50:47

Nagel? I don't know. I mean,

50:49

give it a couple of weeks. He'll be spinning around

50:51

in the middle of the crosswalk there, complaining that somebody

50:53

else isn't coming on his show. Yeah. All

50:56

right. There's another... As a famous

50:58

guy, you know, like, or a formerly

51:00

famous guy, how does he not know...

51:02

No. No. Opie,

51:05

how does he not know that people don't like that

51:07

kind of shit? Yeah. Like as

51:09

a person with some degree of celebrity. That's

51:11

a great point because Opie's face used to

51:13

be all over Manhattan. He was recognized everywhere.

51:15

He went. And I'm sure he

51:17

didn't want people to be going like, Hey, it's Radio

51:19

Dude. Hey, what's up, Radio Dude? Let me rest your

51:21

on Radio Dude. I

51:24

would actually like to see that. I would like

51:26

to see him walking out there and people going

51:28

up and constantly ruining his live walkabouts. Well, now

51:30

he loves being recognized. And he's even said

51:33

it. He goes, I usually get recognized about once a day. And it's

51:35

still a thrill for me. The

51:38

dog doesn't count. All right. So here's a

51:41

second cringe of the week. And this one is

51:44

our boy, Tommy, MSCS Media.

51:46

Now, he hired Scott

51:48

the engineer because Senator John

51:50

told him to hire Scott the engineer.

51:54

And Scott the engineer sucks. I

51:57

mean, if you wonder why Howard hated

51:59

him. It's going to be

52:01

terrible at his job. And here's

52:03

proof of it. This is incredible. Do you

52:05

see this, Scott? No, I just started

52:07

out. How could this happen? This is

52:09

wild. Yeah, this is really weird. A

52:11

legal tunnel under New York's Finney synagogue

52:13

that stabilizes nearby buildings officials that say,

52:15

scroll down, Scott. Scroll

52:18

down. You scroll down.

52:20

Not highlight. You scroll down. Oh, yeah.

52:23

Don't know, don't know. You got

52:25

to scroll with the mouse, with your fingers. Oh,

52:30

you don't know how to use this mouse. Tell

52:34

me the time on there. Oh, Scott forgot

52:36

his mouse. What's the time on the audio? He

52:39

forgot his mouse. 50 minutes?

52:42

Okay. You take two fingers. Fire Scott.

52:44

A window's mouse. Two fingers. Yes,

52:46

Tommy's writing down a note. I

52:50

think he's writing down the time stamp so they can

52:52

edit this out later. Never did, obviously, but... This

52:56

is incredible. Just scroll down. You

53:00

still can't do it. You think Scott was from other

53:02

planets? There we go. Okay, now...

53:04

Oh, too far. Too far. Do

53:06

you want to maybe try using the track pad? All

53:11

right, go back up. Scroll... No, no, no. I

53:13

can only scroll down. Not up. You

53:15

don't pay me to scroll up. All

53:18

right, now, scroll up and down. He's

53:21

clicking on banner head. Okay, go

53:23

back up. What's this insane? This is a mouse workout.

53:25

It's like a child. Up. Scott,

53:28

I got to read the fucking thing. Never had to

53:30

do anything unless he has a window's

53:32

mouse. Howard made him

53:34

use windows. You guys never used Mac, did you? Never

53:37

had a Mac. Even at the end? No. No,

53:39

no, no. Why was that matter? Yeah,

53:41

why does that man have a fucking mouse? I'm

53:44

going to cuss it. Don't worry about it, Abby.

53:46

You're the gang, Tommy. So,

53:49

I don't know about you guys. I've been using

53:51

the Internet for quite some time, so maybe I'm showing

53:53

off a little bit. There are many, many ways to

53:55

scroll down a page. You can use the arrow keys

53:57

on your keyboard to scroll down a page. I remember

53:59

that. I do. You can grab

54:01

a site. And some of the new Macs

54:04

are touch screens. You can dose it and

54:06

just swipe your finger down the screen. Insane.

54:09

He don't talk. It

54:12

was the company's choice. Not his choice, not

54:14

anybody. It was like whoever the

54:17

engineering heads were, they decided.

54:19

That is the only sound person I've

54:21

ever met in my life and I've

54:23

had some big sound guys, not as

54:25

big as you, that didn't use Mac.

54:28

I did use a Mac on my own in Pro Tools because I

54:30

know how to use Pro Tools and I used a Mac. So I

54:32

know how to use it. I'm trying to get fired. It's just been

54:34

a few years since I used a Mac. Yeah, I'm not by your

54:36

policy. I know. I haven't been by

54:38

your policy. All right. So I'll cut it.

54:41

Lead it. Go ahead. Okay. The

54:44

legal tunnel discovered under a historic Brooklyn synagogue. Wait,

54:46

wait, wait. You want to pick that up again

54:48

so you have a clean edit? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

54:50

You want to put some scroll down and then...

54:53

Scrap it. You're definitely thinking it's not right, Tommy. You got it. You

54:56

got it. Okay. The

54:59

illegal tunnel discovered under a

55:01

historic Brooklyn synagogue, compromised... Hey,

55:03

Karen. That's incredible. That's a

55:06

great clip. Creative. Thank

55:08

you for finding that. Holy shit. It's

55:12

insane. It's terrible. It's a job. In

55:15

other news, remember Adult Babies?

55:18

Oh, yeah. Podcast I brought in.

55:22

That was amazing and terrible at

55:24

the same time. Are

55:26

we suffering some blowback from that? Nope. Check

55:29

out what they just posted. They

55:31

just won Best Podcast, the official

55:33

winner of the Best Page, Best

55:36

of Long Island. Long Island. You

55:38

saw this, too? No, I heard them

55:40

talking about it when we were reviewing it. Come

55:42

on. Well, no, because remember we were talking

55:44

about... At first when I saw

55:46

this, I said, oh, that Booger It Up show must

55:49

have won, because Booger It Up was talking about how

55:51

they were up for Best Show in Cleveland. What

55:54

does it take to be the best show at these places? I don't

55:57

know. Are we the best? I think so.

55:59

It's just flooding. votes online on their webpage.

56:01

Is that what it is? That's all it

56:03

is. Cause every major city has these best

56:06

restaurant, best podcast, best whatever. And it's

56:09

just getting enough people to go and

56:11

click the little circle next to your name. And

56:14

that's it. You don't think that this is actually

56:16

the best podcast. You think they're just giving these

56:18

out willy nilly. I'm suspect. Okay. You

56:20

might be right about that. Can you imagine that meaning something

56:23

to you? I

56:25

mean, holy shit. What would

56:27

you do if tell them Steve Dave got

56:29

best New Jersey podcast? Uh,

56:32

who did it come from? Did it come from

56:34

a credit union or did it

56:36

come from? Which

56:39

credit union? That

56:41

depends. Guys,

56:44

I have a special treat for us

56:46

today. Come on. It's under range stories

56:49

that are very strange. We're

56:51

new. Yeah.

56:53

As you know, PFG TV

56:55

is back. They just posted

56:57

their third episode. You rock.

57:00

Have you seen this yet? I saw it

57:02

on your show when that he was back.

57:04

I knew he got fired and pretty much

57:06

anybody associated with him also got let go

57:08

except the female co-host. They kept her. Oh,

57:11

she writes still there. Uh, yeah,

57:13

she's still there, but they, they got rid of him.

57:16

Um, the fact that

57:18

he's using like one of those, uh, industrial

57:20

cable wheels that usually just see sitting on

57:22

the side of like construction sites, they just

57:24

brought it in and flipped it over. And

57:27

like, that's a desk. Well,

57:29

that, that changes for this episode. Now,

57:31

if you remember a lot of audio

57:33

issues in that first episode. And

57:36

so he comes on this one and he says,

57:38

we have a completely different crew. We

57:40

have a brand new crew of people helping with the

57:43

audio. So it should be

57:45

all fixed up. And this is how the

57:47

show starts off. Oh

58:30

I Mean

58:54

you can't script this any better than this Guys

58:56

start the show saying no, he might have some

58:58

problems but nothing like we had the first time

59:00

we try to do this thing The

59:04

audio by the video is not working this is his show

59:06

it's supposed to have video right here It's not working at

59:08

all. It's black Scott the engineer work on this show Crowd

59:14

sound sounds like the beginning of Mike

59:16

Tyson's punch out before you hear the

59:18

ding ding and the music plays good

59:20

call yes, they're having a

59:22

little issue with being overly modulated

59:24

here and I don't have

59:26

the proper modulation I would say so

59:29

now we introducing Holly his co-host

59:31

here and I apologize the audio

59:33

is crap So you got to bear with me

59:35

here and try to push through it and try

59:37

to understand what they're saying Because

59:40

I would imagine if I'm a female co-host

59:42

of a show. This is not what I

59:44

want brought up immediately They're

59:56

looking at a mother new size I

1:00:00

feel like she should never get a pinball ever

1:00:03

again. Ever, ever, ever. But

1:00:05

unfortunately, I think it got worse with this.

1:00:08

I've heard that people do steroids, get

1:00:10

back to me as they call it,

1:00:12

put those underbears. I would

1:00:14

never touch the stuff so I wouldn't know.

1:00:16

You'll carry it. Great

1:00:20

audio, terrible. They don't know how to

1:00:22

center a camera. Yeah, I know. It's

1:00:24

so bad. So now he's

1:00:26

sitting on a chair and then she's sitting on

1:00:28

the couch so they can bring guests on. This

1:00:31

PFG TV logo he has, it's so

1:00:33

weird because it's just like cardboard

1:00:36

or something. And it looks like

1:00:38

brick and then they put it on the brick wall to

1:00:40

make it seem like someone spray painted his logo on the

1:00:42

brick wall. It's

1:00:44

so bad. So

1:00:47

you see those big PA speakers up

1:00:49

there. I wonder if like

1:00:51

someone's recording it by holding up their phone next

1:00:53

to the speaker and it sounds that way. That's

1:00:55

what it sounds like right now. What

1:00:57

the fuck? How long has Scorch been

1:00:59

in the business? You

1:01:02

and I have been alive. I mean, it's

1:01:05

insane. It's crazy. Late 80s.

1:01:08

It's crazy. Of course. You

1:01:11

definitely want to bring up the fact that your

1:01:13

co-host has a pimple on her lip. Sure, it's

1:01:15

a pimple. Why not? Wait a long

1:01:17

time. And then he immediately goes into, yeah, you know, I

1:01:20

hear if you do steroids, you get back me because he

1:01:22

wanted to brag about how he used to do steroids and

1:01:25

used to be involved with wrestling. Yes.

1:01:27

Yeah. He was a different looking dude back

1:01:30

then. Talk about transformations. So when

1:01:32

I find fascinating about this, he's finally doing, he calls

1:01:34

it a TV show. It's live on YouTube, not

1:01:36

a TV show, but it is a

1:01:38

streaming video. You can watch it anywhere in

1:01:40

the world. And so what does he do?

1:01:43

He starts talking about the local advertisers

1:01:45

he has that are sponsoring this show.

1:01:48

I want to say hi to, uh,

1:01:50

to, uh, everybody. Can I have a

1:01:52

new furniture? Uh, you guys gave us

1:01:54

this wonderful set. I think you

1:01:57

guys saw it. The

1:02:00

only Chippewa Falls Canada's company

1:02:02

that sponsors PFG TV. Back

1:02:27

in the day when we were still covering this on ONA,

1:02:30

each time we'd find more clips of

1:02:32

it, he all of a sudden was

1:02:34

going to be syndicated into some other

1:02:36

new market. At one point

1:02:38

he said, we're going to be syndicated

1:02:40

in London. They're carrying him

1:02:43

on some big... London is

1:02:45

old school, three major networks,

1:02:47

that's it. And he's

1:02:49

like, he's going on there, I can't tell you which

1:02:52

one, but he was going to be syndicated and did

1:02:54

the same exact thing with the local sponsors. I think

1:02:56

when he was up in some shit town in Massachusetts.

1:02:59

Yeah, no, he was constantly talking about how many viewers

1:03:01

were watching the show. He's sitting

1:03:03

in some restaurant in the corner somewhere

1:03:05

talking about how there's millions of people

1:03:07

watching. He's like, this doesn't seem credible.

1:03:09

I'm not buying it for a second.

1:03:12

Sorry. And I love his casting

1:03:14

couch too. Yeah. So

1:03:16

it's ridiculous to me that you're doing a

1:03:19

show like this. Obviously he's

1:03:21

got some connections through the radio station

1:03:23

where he's getting these people to sponsor

1:03:25

the show. Who knows what that entails.

1:03:29

Also he goes, f'd up facts. You can

1:03:31

say fuck now, Scorch, you're on YouTube. You

1:03:33

don't have to say f'd up facts anymore. No,

1:03:35

the sponsor will get mad. You're right. He

1:03:38

really does. Or maybe he thinks that the TV

1:03:40

network will pick it up. Right.

1:03:43

Yeah. So it's going to be just like Joe

1:03:45

Manneries. I'm doing this so the TV network picks this up. So

1:03:47

we got to do it right. Where

1:03:49

is he broadcasting this from? Some bar. Yeah, it's

1:03:52

a sports bar. So it is like Opie then

1:03:54

where he just kind of goes to a bar

1:03:56

and there's people there. Kind of, except for he's

1:03:58

not holding on to a microphone. and

1:04:00

pushing people's faces, they actually have

1:04:03

advanced. They're actually mic'd up, it's

1:04:05

just not working very well. So

1:04:07

after he promotes Dave at Economy

1:04:10

Furniture, he promotes Wicked Suite

1:04:12

Bake Shop, and then

1:04:14

he goes on to talk about the next segment

1:04:16

they're gonna do. Never does do F-Dup facts, I

1:04:18

was kinda bummed about that. It

1:04:20

goes right on to the stuff. I

1:04:23

know, so then he goes on to promote the

1:04:25

next thing, and this is, I wanna point out,

1:04:27

radio guys have no idea how to perform in

1:04:29

front of an audience. Hello, folks. Hello,

1:04:31

we're gonna come back, we're gonna do something that's supposed

1:04:33

to be a true bathroom. We're

1:04:36

gonna come back and do today's a space of

1:04:38

improvement. Yeah. Yeah. This

1:04:43

is... Shit. Shit.

1:04:49

Who thinks I want you to do shows that

1:04:52

people apply for automatic? They have signs they do

1:04:54

not have, and they don't cry, so we'll go

1:04:56

with one of those. You guys will know what

1:04:58

to do after that. This is the longest cringe of the week

1:05:00

we've ever done. I know, I'm sorry about that. Do

1:05:03

you think people on network TV shows

1:05:05

applause automatically? Jesus Christ. Hey,

1:05:07

I'm excited about that. But also, just saying

1:05:09

you're gonna do Facebook feedback shouldn't

1:05:11

get people excited and jumping out

1:05:13

of their chairs. Just do the fucking bit. Do

1:05:15

the segment. You have to say what's coming up.

1:05:18

And he had to repeat it and look at the glare at them. I

1:05:21

said, Facebook feedback. All

1:05:24

we hear is feedback, you asshole. Yeah,

1:05:26

no shit. So then

1:05:28

after that, he talks about mad

1:05:31

computer services, Shilka

1:05:33

flooring, and this ad. This

1:05:36

is where you know things are going wild. This

1:05:40

is how they all got it. This is

1:05:42

a world where we will say God, we

1:05:44

can send it to the best of the

1:05:47

world alone. If you look at the power

1:05:49

option and down by a problem, like the

1:05:51

color power option, you'd be like that. Oh

1:06:02

He's a real realty guy he

1:06:05

looks like a meme he's dead Hey, do

1:06:07

you imagine that you're you

1:06:09

actually were convinced to pay a sponsorship

1:06:12

to this? And then while

1:06:14

he's doing the plug you can't hear

1:06:16

any of the plug for the sponsorship

1:06:20

No, this is just all static and distortion. I

1:06:22

would hope he got his money back on this

1:06:24

one chris powell I always

1:06:26

wonder like with harris and young too with his underwriters.

1:06:28

I'm like, I want to know How

1:06:31

much business increases versus how much you're

1:06:33

paying for these little ads that you

1:06:35

do Like something like this like

1:06:37

how much is this? Yeah I

1:06:40

would be fascinated by that was one of the first things we pointed

1:06:42

out when we were making fun of eric zane show Before

1:06:45

he was the host of the in zane asylum.

1:06:47

Yes coming out But

1:06:49

we were making fun of him for having all these local advertisers

1:06:52

And I was like, what do they give you like 20 bucks

1:06:54

and eric was responded us he goes Like

1:07:01

that probably the ballpark After

1:07:04

this he doesn't add for chickadees

1:07:06

family restaurant And then we're

1:07:08

finally able to get into the first segment and

1:07:10

that is facebook feedback, but it's not facebook

1:07:13

feedback It's facebook feedback

1:07:15

questions Which I

1:07:17

would argue feedback and questions are two different things

1:07:20

So this is very good facebook questions. Yes,

1:07:22

this is very good Such

1:07:34

a morning drive Call

1:07:37

in tell us what three bands were

1:07:39

the most important to you and you

1:07:41

were in high school. This is evergreen

1:07:43

Yeah, slow news day stuff when in

1:07:45

that six to seven o'clock hour when

1:07:47

you don't have Enough of

1:07:49

your own life to talk about And

1:07:52

nobody's calling you have to throw this out because somebody's

1:07:54

going to have some kind of opinion and then it

1:07:56

look like Well that today's show was great. It's like

1:07:59

high school bands who cares yeah

1:08:01

so watch Holly here answer that

1:08:04

question yeah yeah

1:08:07

yeah yeah

1:08:12

that's hard that's like

1:08:14

your favorite song my dad

1:08:18

your favorite song is like being spears dead

1:08:20

no no no I

1:08:23

don't know I don't know now

1:08:26

you've turned her the camera how

1:08:28

old is she pretending she is where she's

1:08:30

listening to Pantera back in high school yeah well

1:08:32

she's in her 40's this is what

1:08:35

she said I put her

1:08:37

at like 60 well she made

1:08:39

the comment about the pimple she said after you turn

1:08:41

40 I don't think you should get any pimples anymore

1:08:43

so I assume I guess that could be she's

1:08:45

in her 60's yeah that's a

1:08:47

good point I just hate this whole

1:08:49

thing where it's like none of this matters so

1:08:52

just spit out a third band name and let's move on I

1:08:55

don't know after that I couldn't even tell ya also,

1:08:57

Scorch, I don't need help with my memories

1:08:59

you're not gonna jog them for me I

1:09:02

know, it's so obnoxious so then, Scorch goes

1:09:04

on to say are you

1:09:07

ready for this? Aerosmith, Van

1:09:09

Halen and ACDC which couldn't be

1:09:11

more boring those

1:09:13

three bands could not be more boring deep pull

1:09:15

to talk about but at least we know that

1:09:17

Scorch saying this what about strangers that we don't

1:09:20

know on Facebook

1:09:22

laying out their three favorite bands from when they

1:09:24

were in high school what a

1:09:26

Scott pic Scott

1:09:28

from Umo, Wisconsin he says

1:09:31

Beastie Boys radio

1:09:33

head and Burke which

1:09:35

is really interesting he has some great artists

1:09:39

I'm gonna say Scott if you're already on a

1:09:41

turning to rock fellow a female guy

1:09:43

if you will the audience knows

1:09:45

how to do this bit better than he does the

1:09:49

third band is something out of left field to

1:09:51

get a conversation going or a debate he went

1:09:54

run of the mill for his aging

1:09:56

out generation this person put in, like

1:09:58

they knew how to do it do the bit and

1:10:01

they're teaching scorch how to do his own

1:10:03

bit. Yeah and then scorch goes I bet

1:10:05

you like alternative rock or emo. So there

1:10:07

are two different things I've offended by that.

1:10:09

No one likes emo. Emo is terrible. And

1:10:15

but you're exactly right

1:10:17

about this like Bjork oh that's interesting.

1:10:20

Have a conversation around that and he

1:10:22

just goes okay she's good. Remember when

1:10:24

she wore the the swan outfit to

1:10:27

the Grammys or something like that something

1:10:29

to keep this conversation going. I jerked

1:10:31

off to her something. Or the guy

1:10:33

that stalked her. That dude that stalked

1:10:35

her is an interesting story. So then

1:10:37

he's talking about his friend Dell. Now

1:10:41

Dell works at a media

1:10:44

company in the area that

1:10:46

scorch used to work at. Eric,

1:10:48

Brian guys listen to this tell me if you

1:10:50

can decipher what scorch is saying here. I was

1:10:53

pulling my hair out trying

1:10:55

to figure that out.

1:10:57

I'm trying to translate for people this one stop.

1:10:59

I wish you'd pull your hair out. I

1:11:03

probably should before largo. I

1:11:07

once said another media company

1:11:09

but I used to work for the big guy

1:11:11

literally because they said I made too much. Oh

1:11:15

I just picked up on it now. Okay

1:11:17

Zumak. So yeah they

1:11:19

were paying him too much money.

1:11:22

So he works for a company that I used to work for but they got

1:11:24

rid of me because they said I made too much. Which

1:11:27

could mean any amount of money. Now I want you to notice that they

1:11:29

are riding the

1:11:36

levels. Whoever is engineering

1:11:38

this knows that it sounds like shit.

1:11:41

But it's still overmodulated just quieter. So they're

1:11:44

not actually fixing the problem. They're riding the

1:11:46

master not the actual inputs that are coming

1:11:48

in today that are causing the problem. I

1:11:50

pictured it going through a pedal board. Too

1:11:53

much metal zone. I don't need that. Oh,

1:12:00

watch it! I'm not a major company. I

1:12:03

used to work for the day that I hated me because I said

1:12:05

I made you much more. I'm

1:12:07

not a major company. I used

1:12:10

to work for the day that I hated me because

1:12:12

I said I made you much more. So you

1:12:14

see I got real quiet there at the end. I

1:12:17

don't even know what the fuck he's talking about there. His

1:12:19

charity or whatever. So now

1:12:22

we're going to do one of these. We're still

1:12:24

doing the Facebook feedback question. Oh.

1:12:27

We're going to get one from

1:12:29

a guy in London. He's syndicated

1:12:31

there. Yes, I know. This is going back

1:12:33

to what you were saying before. And this

1:12:36

is where Scorch has no idea how to handle a

1:12:39

live audience. This is a big

1:12:41

deal. This is one of my proud moms.

1:12:44

And I love to give it up for all the shit.

1:12:46

Give it up for all the niggas. He

1:12:52

goes, give it up for overseas. Give it up for

1:12:54

all of them. Give it

1:12:56

up for overseas. Little

1:13:00

claps, everybody. Little claps. Give

1:13:04

it up for London, England. If they didn't give it up for

1:13:06

the Facebook questions, they're not giving it up for the service. All

1:13:11

right. So now we're going to finally wrap up

1:13:13

this bit and bring on the first guest to

1:13:15

come on. Let me do you guys a kiss.

1:13:19

Alabama, Alabama, the E.C.D.C.

1:13:22

The E.D.C. The first of two

1:13:24

guys to say thank you. I'm

1:13:27

sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1:13:30

If I can, I would like to have

1:13:32

you guys come over and show us a

1:13:34

second. Here's

1:13:36

the folks from the mention. Go on and do

1:13:38

a dance with us. Turn everybody around. Watch

1:13:40

us on the promise. This is our big

1:13:43

moment of the day. Okay.

1:13:47

So I assume this is a local band. There's

1:13:49

an older woman and an older gentleman who just

1:13:51

sat down. They're dolled up. trying

1:14:01

to be rock stars still he's like

1:14:03

do what you gotta do walk in front of the camera

1:14:05

if you gotta be unprofessional for a second professional

1:14:09

one on this show don't worry about it I

1:14:11

got no piece thing remember yeah okay background

1:14:13

noises also what you'd knock this over the doors

1:14:15

open you can hear stuff in the hallway who

1:14:18

cares that's why I walk in front of

1:14:20

the camera I just belched don't

1:14:22

have anything set up in time have nobody put them

1:14:25

on the couch while you're wrapping up so that you

1:14:27

can just turn to them and keep it going in

1:14:29

a fluid manner so these people these nobodies sit

1:14:32

down on the couch to be interviewed by

1:14:34

scorch and the first question is the worst

1:14:36

possible question ever like

1:14:59

she's speaking into the other end

1:15:01

of a kazoo your campaign

1:15:03

has the momentum

1:15:12

of a runaway place like you're

1:15:14

really huge you guys have made it

1:15:17

big not

1:15:21

just in Wisconsin but everywhere when did

1:15:23

you realize that it's

1:15:26

not even true question yeah like it's

1:15:28

embarrassing question to have to answer when

1:15:30

you know when you know the answer

1:15:33

yeah yeah no one here knows us

1:15:35

my family who I asked to come

1:15:37

out about it someone was asking

1:15:39

her for a round of drinks put

1:15:44

a tray down before she

1:15:46

sat down on the couch

1:15:48

all right you guys want to hear more

1:15:50

audio fuck up this just gets the same right

1:15:53

here this is so bad and this is 27

1:15:56

minutes into the show alright what's

1:15:58

going on This

1:16:00

is a walk five miles just to go

1:16:03

to the bathroom. It's wonderful that way like

1:16:05

truly So

1:16:08

I sped it up 3x speed because now the

1:16:10

audience completely got somebody leaned on the mute button

1:16:12

I think so Yeah,

1:16:17

definitely yeah, I don't work

1:16:19

like And

1:16:22

you have to perform. You're a nice and

1:16:24

you're signed contract. You gotta perform if you're

1:16:26

feeling like crud They finally figured it out.

1:16:28

I feel like it's just random people walking

1:16:30

by the soundboard and There's

1:16:33

a green button Hey,

1:16:37

look at that. This is insane So,

1:16:39

okay great now now the audio is clear. I

1:16:41

can hear what the people are saying and Then

1:16:44

we're right back to you. No audio at all

1:16:53

And he has his next guest on and wait,

1:16:55

do you see these assholes this

1:16:57

is incredible Buster

1:17:02

yeah, it looks like a ghostbuster. Are you charismatic?

1:17:06

shaking the hand of We'll

1:17:09

get a second care. There it is. Yeah, he's a ghostbuster. All right,

1:17:11

you got it. You got another one They're

1:17:16

the guys to go to their local comic-con and

1:17:18

take all the photos. Yep. Give it

1:17:21

up for the things you remember The guy

1:17:23

even has the car Of

1:17:25

course he does. Yes. Yeah, so

1:17:28

they're talking to him about that and like oh Score

1:17:31

spaces garbage joke about rocky. Oh good thing. You're

1:17:33

not into rocky getting punched everywhere you go I

1:17:35

think Anyway, so

1:17:37

this is the last clip I have on here,

1:17:39

but these guys here are gonna be shocked to find out their dorks

1:17:44

Comes back Decide

1:17:48

to do this like if you were a

1:17:50

rocky fan So

1:17:53

it's a good thing. Yeah, where did this all start from like

1:17:55

out of it? I

1:18:00

knew that I'm a big Halloween guy. Tried to

1:18:02

get laid. Hahahaha. So

1:18:06

the audio is bad right there, but the guy goes, I didn't

1:18:08

like the galsposter. That was like, I

1:18:11

just like get dressed up for Halloween.

1:18:14

Hahahaha. The dork. Hahahaha. The

1:18:16

only costume I could afford. Who the fuck

1:18:19

says shit like that? You're so weird. This

1:18:21

guy. Ugh. Alright. Whoo.

1:18:24

Everyone does not fail to

1:18:27

entertain. No, I know. And

1:18:29

when we saw PFG was coming back, I was

1:18:31

like, Oh, this could be good. Little did I

1:18:33

know how good it was going to be. Holy

1:18:35

shit. And I wonder how Scorch

1:18:37

handles this sort of thing. I wonder if he's good

1:18:39

natured about it, or if he freaks

1:18:42

out at everyone when he watches back on YouTube.

1:18:44

He's like, What the fuck is that? Guys, how

1:18:46

are we not doing a sound check? I

1:18:48

probably broke that first desk, that wheel that was there

1:18:50

after how bad that show was. So they handed me

1:18:53

a new furniture in there. Hahahaha. Hahahaha.

1:18:57

So if he has a new set next week, we

1:18:59

know that he doesn't take this well. Yeah. But

1:19:02

by the third show, yeah, like you're

1:19:04

either enraged or defeated. Yeah, right. Or

1:19:07

you think it's going well. Yeah, or

1:19:09

it's good enough. Yeah. Yeah. Also a

1:19:11

possibility. I don't need to hear everything. And of

1:19:13

course, you think of life to get upset over. Right. Well,

1:19:16

speaking of things that aren't going

1:19:18

well. Joe, Joe, Joe,

1:19:20

Joe. So,

1:19:25

I mentioned in the last episode, Joe

1:19:28

Matery's had Ray DeVito on and then quit

1:19:30

podcasting. Took down all his

1:19:32

podcasts, all the videos, just nuked

1:19:34

it all. And

1:19:37

even put out a notice

1:19:39

on his Patreon. And

1:19:41

the, it says, I'm

1:19:44

closing up shop. This is three days ago. He

1:19:46

posts this on Patreon. It says, Hi everyone.

1:19:49

I truly appreciate you all for subscribing here

1:19:51

and supporting my podcast. I decided after doing

1:19:53

28 episodes of the Joe Matery show, it

1:19:56

just wasn't my thing. Yes, it made

1:19:58

me a little money, but I'm not really interested. in

1:20:01

the creative turn it

1:20:03

took once I started doing it live. Even

1:20:05

when I prerecorded episodes, it just had

1:20:07

no direction and I didn't seem very

1:20:09

good about it. Hmm,

1:20:12

I had it. I didn't seem very

1:20:14

good at it, thank you. My personality isn't

1:20:16

nearly big enough to survive in the 2024 podcast

1:20:18

world. When I'm

1:20:20

feeling boring while I'm talking, that's

1:20:23

never a good sign. My heart is telling me

1:20:25

to just concentrate on stand up and keep writing

1:20:27

and creating stand up and stand up content. Yes,

1:20:30

I know people have told me that, but sometimes

1:20:32

I just have to take a swing and figure

1:20:34

it out on my own. Stopping

1:20:36

my podcast really will open up a lot

1:20:38

more of my time to write comedy and

1:20:40

most importantly, spend more quality time with my

1:20:42

family. I'm not sure what to do with

1:20:45

my Patreon question mark. I

1:20:47

could add stand up content here question mark? I'm

1:20:50

up for your suggestion since you all are donating

1:20:52

to it. I may just close

1:20:55

this up as well. Please write me back

1:20:57

to voice your opinions, but please don't try

1:20:59

to convince me to podcast because that shit

1:21:01

has failed. I also

1:21:04

deleted all the episodes from everywhere it existed.

1:21:06

It's gone from existence. Talk to you all

1:21:08

soon. And I hope to meet you in

1:21:10

person one day at a show. Show.

1:21:12

So he knows he's talking to 12 people. Well,

1:21:14

we're gonna find out actually how many people he's

1:21:17

talking to because the reason why I have this

1:21:19

is because I just signed up for his Patreon

1:21:22

and he sent me a note already, which is funny.

1:21:25

He's not that I signed up. And

1:21:27

he sent me a note. He's just like, ah,

1:21:29

you really want me to come back? I go, yeah, Joe, we

1:21:32

need you buddy, come on. If

1:21:35

anybody caught Mr. Love's company yesterday,

1:21:38

Joe Madaris pops on near the end of the show. And

1:21:41

because they were talking about this, they're like,

1:21:43

holy shit, he just quit podcasting and put

1:21:45

out this notice to everyone. Don't even try

1:21:47

to convince me. That's the funniest part about

1:21:50

that. So he goes on

1:21:52

MLC, talks to Kevin Brennan. And

1:21:54

this is the most recent post on

1:21:56

his Patreon. It is. I

1:22:00

changed my mind. I'm

1:22:02

opening up a job. Hi

1:22:04

everyone, I'm talking to Kevin Brennan on his MLC

1:22:06

podcast today. I decided to come back on the

1:22:08

air and just do my podcast once a week.

1:22:10

Still live, but just once a week. It may

1:22:13

be live during the daytime when my kids are

1:22:15

in school. Stay tuned for what it will be

1:22:17

live weekly, Joe. So,

1:22:20

I decided to clip this. I thought we could

1:22:22

go out on an adventure together and find out

1:22:25

how Joe came to the conclusion he needs to

1:22:27

come back to podcast after saying he was definitely

1:22:29

done. Flashback. He's tried so

1:22:31

many times to podcast. He's failed

1:22:33

every time. He's finally had enough.

1:22:36

And so, this is him explaining the issues

1:22:38

that he has. He just cannot figure out what

1:22:40

he's trying to do. Your

1:22:42

show is the right

1:22:45

format for the StreamYard YouTube,

1:22:47

like you said, Mike and

1:22:49

the Mad Dog style broadcast.

1:22:51

I just want to point

1:22:53

something out. I don't know

1:22:55

if that made any sense. Joe doesn't even know

1:22:57

what the fuck he's talking about. So, StreamYard is

1:22:59

the platform you use to actually stream your show

1:23:01

and the video of it and bring guests out

1:23:03

and stuff like that. YouTube is the platform people

1:23:06

use to watch it. And Mike and

1:23:08

the Mad Dog was a radio show. So,

1:23:10

I don't know what the fuck

1:23:12

those three things. StreamYard, YouTube, like

1:23:15

you said, Mike and the Mad

1:23:17

Dog style broadcast. Me,

1:23:20

I didn't know what kind of broadcast

1:23:22

I wanted to do, which is a

1:23:24

huge mistake. I like how

1:23:26

the producer's like, I don't know. But Kevin's

1:23:28

like, go on. Right. Yeah.

1:23:32

So, this very quickly

1:23:34

turns into them trying to help

1:23:36

Joe and Joe explaining why he

1:23:38

can't get it right and what's

1:23:40

wrong with this. But to just

1:23:42

turn the cameras on and talk

1:23:44

with my personality, it

1:23:46

ran its course so fast that I was

1:23:49

like, I'd rather do

1:23:51

nothing than have just

1:23:53

people shitting

1:23:55

on me. You know? Like,

1:23:57

there was no regular comments coming in. It

1:24:00

was like, it was Joe's dunk

1:24:02

tank and I was like skewed

1:24:04

negative. Very regular.

1:24:09

Doesn't he seem like the ultimate underdog at this

1:24:11

point? Yeah. I

1:24:14

kind of feel bad for him. I would, except

1:24:16

for the guys in his fifties, he's been around

1:24:18

forever and he can never figure anything out like

1:24:20

the child. And I'm going to show you that

1:24:22

today that he's constantly needs everyone else to help

1:24:25

him. Remember his show was fixing Joe, breaking

1:24:27

Joe. Everything is about like, Hey guys, what should I

1:24:29

do? How do I do this? How come I can't

1:24:32

do this? And he's so idiotic about,

1:24:34

I just don't have the personality for it.

1:24:36

Yeah. You need to have a personality. You

1:24:38

know, the hosts of radio shows are called

1:24:40

radio personalities because they have a personality, Joe.

1:24:42

Joe's like, Oh, I'm going to be Italian

1:24:45

today. Nope. That's the guy from Philadelphia. You

1:24:47

know, it's like, he's like, she was like,

1:24:49

no, you got to be you retired. It's

1:24:52

not the way that it works. All

1:24:55

right. So this was Kevin's advice. And then,

1:24:57

and then the crowd's going to like, I'm

1:24:59

just using Stuttering John. Everybody hates Stuttering John

1:25:01

a year ago. And now he's here. And

1:25:04

now he, and even if people troll him,

1:25:06

he's still making money. And now he's starting

1:25:08

to win over fans, probably just because he's

1:25:10

just taken a beating and he's, he's just

1:25:12

taking it well. And now people are just

1:25:14

being like, you know, Stuttering John's like, like

1:25:17

you're a great comic. I can say you're

1:25:19

a great comic. Stuttering John was great on

1:25:21

the Howard Stern show. You're a great comic.

1:25:23

So there's no point. There's no reason for

1:25:25

you to not like have fans

1:25:28

at this as well, even if they're

1:25:30

just like trying to, you know,

1:25:33

troll you. So Kevin's

1:25:35

advice is just do what Stuttering John's doing.

1:25:37

I mean, it doesn't matter that his health

1:25:39

is failing him and he's obviously miserable and

1:25:41

just getting beat up every day, all day

1:25:44

long. I didn't do that. See

1:25:46

how that works for you. His advice is basically

1:25:48

like, take your licks and maybe you'll make some money.

1:25:50

Yeah. Yeah. That was a, that's basically

1:25:52

it because Joe was complaining. That

1:25:55

people are trolling him in the chat and they're

1:25:57

not even giving him super chats, not even talking

1:25:59

about. for five bucks. What the fuck? What's

1:26:01

the point of that? He said he's a child. What

1:26:04

the listeners don't see is how he's fidgeting

1:26:07

around achieving nothing. Probably not

1:26:09

listening. Yeah. I know. Not listening to

1:26:11

some sound advice about how he should

1:26:13

just take it. So let's find out

1:26:16

what Joe thought the solution was gonna be when

1:26:18

he started going live. So he

1:26:20

was doing his podcast from that studio in Manhattan.

1:26:22

That lasted about five or six episodes. He was

1:26:24

not gonna have guests on. He was gonna talk

1:26:26

about a topic. Then immediately started having guests on

1:26:29

and then he decided to leave that and do it from home

1:26:31

because it was too expensive to work with the producer. Then he's

1:26:33

using this new software. He didn't know how to use the software.

1:26:35

Then he saw and this is what happens to all these fucking

1:26:37

guys. All these guys watch Kevin

1:26:40

Brennan. The most low-effort show on

1:26:42

the internet props to you Kevin. I cannot

1:26:44

do what you do. He puts zero

1:26:46

work into it. Zero prep. Sits down. Turns on the

1:26:48

camera and people just start giving him money. And

1:26:50

everyone sees it and goes I want to

1:26:52

do that. Yeah. No shit. Looks

1:26:55

pretty cool doesn't it? Looks

1:26:57

pretty fun. You bring on Chad Zubach and

1:26:59

the Superchair just go Chad's a loser and

1:27:01

you just go yeah he is. Fix the

1:27:03

21 and keep it coming. That's a cool

1:27:05

gig. I get it. So

1:27:07

that's all Joe ever wanted to do because everyone who

1:27:09

watches MLC or goes on MLC goes I'm gonna do

1:27:12

that and it doesn't work out for

1:27:14

other people. But this was his big idea

1:27:16

here. A better solution could be

1:27:18

one you would presented it to me

1:27:20

which is just come on my show

1:27:22

once a week. But when I

1:27:24

contacted you the week after that to be

1:27:26

on again I didn't hear back from you.

1:27:29

So I was like. Yeah but that was

1:27:31

nothing on you. I don't book in advance

1:27:33

so I have to kind of book. I

1:27:36

have a lot going on. Kevin

1:27:39

Brennan has a lot going on. You

1:27:41

gotta understand. I'm a very busy man.

1:27:43

You're on the internet complaining about nonsense

1:27:45

twice a day Kevin. What do you mean you're

1:27:48

busy? We see what you're up to. So

1:27:52

his idea was I'll just

1:27:54

come on your show Kevin and promote my show and

1:27:56

that way we'll get people because he was doing a

1:27:58

show at 7 p.m. to go on after So

1:28:00

his whole idea was I'll go on MLC. I'll

1:28:02

say hey all you people who are giving all

1:28:04

your money to Kevin Come over and give your

1:28:06

money to me afterwards and we'll do this thing

1:28:09

and one week Kevin didn't get back to you

1:28:11

Just like well, that's not the fucking way Okay,

1:28:17

great I tried misleading it's misleading because

1:28:20

you see guys like Brennan and And

1:28:23

truly to a certain extent like these

1:28:25

superchutches flood in yeah crazy You

1:28:28

know so people are like well I want a taste of that Without

1:28:30

knowing like well you gotta gotta build your audience and you

1:28:33

have to have something to offer like they're not just gonna

1:28:35

Give you money for the hell of it. Just a Christian

1:28:37

in their team But

1:28:40

that is what Joe thought was going to happen

1:28:43

he just thought like I'll just start doing this live

1:28:45

and I'll read the chat and they'll

1:28:47

provide me with the content that I need and all the money

1:28:49

that I need and make it all work and So

1:28:52

this is what he thinks the problem was

1:28:54

with his show and why it wasn't working

1:28:56

one stupid mistake was Out

1:28:59

of many stupid mistakes was I

1:29:01

was trying to do four days a week and do

1:29:04

a show every night at seven o'clock Cuz it seemed

1:29:06

like you needed to be

1:29:08

frequent to get the people to be

1:29:11

Interested in it and then I ran into

1:29:14

It was not working for my home life. You

1:29:16

know like my wife was like what the fuck

1:29:18

you're up there for an hour and a half

1:29:21

I need you down an artist right

1:29:26

So it's so pathetic Joe's

1:29:28

getting 12 people watching him live

1:29:31

and then he goes I don't do I'll go

1:29:33

on every day for 12 people watching me

1:29:36

live One

1:29:40

really good show in a week and then more people will

1:29:42

come and watch you he's like no no I'll stretch it

1:29:44

out. Just be boring a lot longer and

1:29:46

see what happens. You think you got to

1:29:48

be in it to win it Yeah, well

1:29:50

also and the way these guys their

1:29:53

their model works I'm glad we don't have the

1:29:55

same model out here on WTP is the

1:29:57

only way they make money is by podcasting they're

1:30:00

not online, they're not making money because

1:30:02

they have to be actively reading super chats. So

1:30:05

all these guys who watch this as the model just like

1:30:08

I'm just start doing this every single day and

1:30:10

hope that that works for me and of course I

1:30:13

can't imagine what his whole life is like because Joe

1:30:16

goes on to explain my wife doesn't let me talk

1:30:18

about her, I'm not allowed to talk about the kids,

1:30:20

I'm not allowed to talk about this, I'm not allowed

1:30:22

to talk about that, he's a child like I said.

1:30:24

His wife has to scold him, Joe what did you

1:30:27

say on your show today? I told

1:30:29

you, you can't do that. She's

1:30:31

one of the 12 watching. Yeah probably

1:30:33

on downstairs and yelling at him in

1:30:36

real time. So this

1:30:38

is Joe's childish behavior.

1:30:41

I go to you like you're my

1:30:43

mentor in this game and I realized

1:30:46

after the smoke cleared after I,

1:30:49

dude I literally, I went and

1:30:51

deleted every fucking episode from anywhere

1:30:53

you could see him. It was

1:30:55

incredible. I

1:30:57

took every clip down. So he rage quit. He

1:31:01

broke the console again like a child. Like

1:31:03

a child what? He's like, I don't want

1:31:05

any of this stuff now. I'm just not

1:31:07

playing video games. He taps out so soon

1:31:09

too. And he even explained the reason

1:31:11

why he did that is because all the content is

1:31:13

so bad he didn't want the content out there. He

1:31:17

left it up there for a while. I don't know Joe. Now

1:31:19

he decided he didn't want that? Okay. It's

1:31:22

really shitty for the gasses. Gonna have a hard time

1:31:24

getting guests in the future if he's rebooting this podcast.

1:31:27

He was ripping on his guests. Oh that was the worst.

1:31:29

He was blaming them. He was blaming his guests. They're so

1:31:32

boring. These comics I'm talking to are so boring. You're boring

1:31:34

Joe. Yeah. I mean they were boring too sometimes

1:31:36

but you know what I mean. Alright so

1:31:39

now he's talking about that famous Fixing Joe

1:31:41

episode that we recently highlighted on a bonus

1:31:43

episode who are these podcasts where

1:31:46

he was in the Village Underground. He had the

1:31:48

camera crew. He had the live band. Jim Norton,

1:31:50

Anthony Kumeya, Artie Lang. This is gonna

1:31:52

be the pilot for the TV show that was gonna

1:31:54

get picked up. He had all these great ideas. This

1:31:56

is gonna fix him. This was gonna be the thing

1:31:58

that did it. And that's

1:32:02

what I wanted to do

1:32:04

with that Artie Lang Anthony

1:32:06

Kumi, Jim Norton pilot.

1:32:08

I wanted to delete that and that's

1:32:10

what got me so mad is when

1:32:12

someone, the Red Bar guy took it

1:32:14

and made it still stay alive, I

1:32:16

was like, because I knew I stunk

1:32:18

on it. I was like, I don't

1:32:21

like having lots of things out

1:32:23

there where I suck. That's my

1:32:25

problem. And

1:32:28

I think the fans were correct when they said

1:32:30

Ray DeVito doesn't mind sucking

1:32:32

and doesn't mind people telling

1:32:34

him. Uh

1:32:36

oh. Can

1:32:40

you still hear me? Yeah. We

1:32:42

heard you. So Ray DeVito, the only reason

1:32:45

why his name was brought up is because he did

1:32:47

the show with Joe and then Joe quit podcasting. So

1:32:49

they were speculating that Ray was the, I think we

1:32:51

did the same thing, right? It was Ray DeVito, he

1:32:53

quit. But then Joe, like

1:32:56

he always does, just decided to throw Ray DeVito under the

1:32:58

bus right there. He just got some shrapnel for no reason

1:33:00

at all. He's just like, you know, I'm not like Ray

1:33:02

DeVito put up a bunch of shitty content and not care

1:33:04

about it. Like, did Ray say that? I don't

1:33:06

think Ray says that. I don't think he's

1:33:08

talking about how his content felt shitty and

1:33:10

he doesn't care. What the fuck? That's

1:33:13

weird. Brian, you still feel bad for

1:33:15

Joe? Not anymore.

1:33:19

I can just imagine his wife. Yeah. If

1:33:21

you're like up there five days a week by podcasting and

1:33:23

putting all this time into it and you do have like,

1:33:25

you know, the wife and the kids and you're

1:33:27

like, well, how much did you make in super chats? And he's like, what's

1:33:30

for dinner? Yeah. Fucking

1:33:32

business. We're building here. We're building

1:33:34

here. We're up to 12 guys.

1:33:37

He has no patience and

1:33:39

offered this shit. All

1:33:41

right. So this is my problem with

1:33:43

Joe Mattarese right here. This is, this is

1:33:45

what he does every time. I've

1:33:48

said this to you before. I'm

1:33:50

totally in for literally going, hey,

1:33:53

Kevin, what should I do?

1:33:55

And I'll just do it because That's

1:34:00

not how it works, Joe. Well, I mean, I

1:34:02

don't know. Maybe it would. All you gotta do

1:34:04

is show up. Listen. How many times a

1:34:06

week do I gotta turn the fucking thing? What

1:34:08

am I talking about? Unbelievable.

1:34:12

I'm a lazy, lazy man. Could

1:34:14

you imagine? So he said that Kevin's his mentor. And

1:34:17

he goes to him, Kevin, just, we're not a

1:34:19

script of what I should say and talk about. Tell

1:34:21

me how to say it and where to put

1:34:23

it. Some jokes would help.

1:34:25

Yeah, yeah. Watch it up for me, too, before you

1:34:27

send it a log. What Joe doesn't

1:34:30

seem to understand is that Brennan is the sum total

1:34:32

of his enemies. Yeah. Without

1:34:34

enemies, Brennan really doesn't have

1:34:36

that much. That's why Brennan manufactures enemies.

1:34:39

That's why he's mad at Shulie because

1:34:41

Mike Kelta gave out having Brennan's phone number.

1:34:44

That's a high-scratcher. Don't

1:34:46

piss anyone off. Don't understand that one. He's mad

1:34:48

at me. He doesn't even know why

1:34:50

he's mad at me. Something about a mandolin or something. I don't

1:34:52

even know. But yeah, he just

1:34:54

manufactures all these enemies so that he has, you

1:34:56

know, melt in now. And it's just like, oh,

1:34:59

hack, he's running attack immediately because without that, he's

1:35:01

got nothing. Right. Like,

1:35:03

the Shulie thing sort of organically unfolded into what

1:35:05

it became, and then he went from there with

1:35:07

it. So what is he going to tell Matt

1:35:10

Arrese? Like, people ask

1:35:12

me the same thing. How can I build a

1:35:14

bunch of people with my podcast? And it's like, I don't

1:35:16

know. Yeah, right. Like, I never tried,

1:35:18

so I don't know. Like, I had the advantage

1:35:20

of coming in with Kevin Smith being, you know,

1:35:22

backing it. So it's like, that's a huge boost.

1:35:26

So I can't tell you how to do it

1:35:28

any other way. And honestly, people have asked me

1:35:30

for advice, and I'm happy to give out advice

1:35:32

on what worked for me. But

1:35:35

I can't imagine someone going to me and going, Colonel, just tell

1:35:37

me how to podcast, what to talk about, when to put it

1:35:39

on, how often to do it. Like, fuck

1:35:42

yourself. He's talking about. Figure it out.

1:35:44

Try some shit. Fuck you, pay me.

1:35:46

Yeah, see what works on that. It's

1:35:51

so pathetic that he's just like, can you just tell

1:35:53

me what to do? I'll just do it. I'll just

1:35:55

do whatever you tell me to do. This

1:35:58

is a defeated guy. He's at a loss. He doesn't

1:36:00

know what the fuck to do. He is he is

1:36:02

at a loss and I brought up on the show

1:36:05

this past episode Where I was talking about already and

1:36:07

Dan full auto had a conversation on their podcast Where

1:36:10

Joe Matt Aris was this up-and-coming comic?

1:36:12

He was amazing. He was it was lightning on fire

1:36:14

And then he got with his wife

1:36:17

his wife got him on his antidepressants I

1:36:19

had anxiety got him into therapy and it

1:36:21

became a shell of who he used to

1:36:23

be and He's actually

1:36:26

admitting that here. See I'm a way

1:36:28

more interesting guy if I'm off my

1:36:30

bed for podcasting not for stand-up though

1:36:33

Cuz I can tell like it takes

1:36:35

like something bad has to happen for

1:36:37

me to even come across Excited

1:36:40

like right now. I have emotion while

1:36:42

I'm talking but normally when nothing's going

1:36:44

on. I'm like, hi everybody What are

1:36:47

you guys doing today? And it's like

1:36:49

so fucking boring. Yeah, it's

1:36:51

a problem You don't have a personality and he's blaming

1:36:53

it on the medication. He circles back around on

1:36:55

this later on in the show Just do it.

1:36:58

Just fucking do it. Let me explain something Here's

1:37:00

a major factor and you would say that's why

1:37:02

I don't take them when you

1:37:04

take Selects a 20 milligrams the antidepressant

1:37:06

that I take to take my anxiety

1:37:09

and my anger issues away It's

1:37:12

not as easy to turn on a

1:37:14

mic and have emotion you

1:37:16

I'm flat-lined So the last thing you want

1:37:18

to do when you're on an anti-depressant when

1:37:20

you don't have a strong Feeling about something

1:37:23

that you want to talk about is be

1:37:25

on camera and talk you rather just go

1:37:27

lay it down Not a good

1:37:29

advertisement for a see the process But

1:37:32

I've never heard of a side effect being like a

1:37:34

lack of self-awareness But

1:37:40

also isn't one

1:37:42

to just go lay down isn't that what depression is

1:37:44

and he's taking Anti-depression

1:37:46

medication that makes it want to just go lay down or

1:37:48

sit in the fetal

1:37:50

position from the napkin here I've

1:37:54

taken a host of anti-anxiety antidepressant drugs and

1:37:56

when you find out that that's what they

1:37:58

do to you Switch to a

1:38:00

different drug. Yeah, I was thinking the same thing You're

1:38:04

not really your life. You're not enjoying your life right

1:38:06

now. This is bad What

1:38:08

you're doing and his wife's making him do it You

1:38:13

should start doing coke Just

1:38:16

go the other way and just turn the cameras

1:38:18

on and see what happens the

1:38:20

Brian carrom. Yeah, I gotcha that so

1:38:24

This is again Joe's just a

1:38:26

baby and just needs adults to

1:38:28

walk him through his life and tell him how to do

1:38:30

stuff my guys Well, no Professionals

1:38:33

as well. Oh, okay. My therapist

1:38:36

has been off duty in my life for

1:38:38

a month This Monday will be the first

1:38:40

time in a month. I so

1:38:42

need him for this whole This

1:38:45

whole situation right now. You don't you

1:38:47

don't you don't you know? I Fuck

1:38:52

is wrong. This guy's just like, you know, I'm

1:38:54

just reeling I haven't talked to my therapist in

1:38:56

a month and not all this medications like Joe

1:38:59

You're such an old man at this point. Yeah,

1:39:01

how are you not figuring this out? I

1:39:04

want to go like at the same time Kevin Brennan

1:39:06

dispensing advice like no, you don't know you don't like

1:39:09

I don't know. I'd listen to him either. I would

1:39:12

listen to Kevin but all my experiences with

1:39:14

Personalities to go to therapy too much

1:39:16

doesn't end well It

1:39:19

usually makes them boring and I'll have Joe

1:39:21

has the mentality of an old guy who

1:39:23

was forced into retirement Like he

1:39:25

had to leave his job and then

1:39:28

he doesn't have hobbies so he doesn't know what to do

1:39:30

with himself But it's like

1:39:32

his career ended What

1:39:34

he's in his 50s, right? Yeah, so when

1:39:37

he met his wife like this all started

1:39:39

going downhill Now he just doesn't have what

1:39:41

he needed to do stand up to do

1:39:44

podcast to do all this stuff And

1:39:46

he's just trying to find anything else to

1:39:48

kind of justify him existing. That's a very

1:39:50

good call The guy needs a hobby. Yeah,

1:39:53

He even talks about how he was taking up golfing for a while

1:39:55

But He wasn't very good at it. So he quit. I

1:40:00

was instantly good at it. So I

1:40:02

have where he need something to suit

1:40:04

his child is fucking personality here. Maybe

1:40:07

she take up Disney is a baby

1:40:09

sit and. Think

1:40:11

of Gibbs's the ones I went to

1:40:13

Harvard Mit expats without a spell. It

1:40:15

turns out, though, The. Geometries has a

1:40:17

huge fan base he should be able to

1:40:19

monetize as a cabin explains your mirror it

1:40:21

when you're already have this huge fan base.

1:40:23

I mean, if we add up all that

1:40:25

other views from the three four sons optimizers

1:40:27

ottoman, I have a million views probably at

1:40:29

that point, you know? So it's like. I

1:40:32

mean, it's a substantial. Interests

1:40:35

and you is my point. I

1:40:39

get. I get it. I would. I would just have

1:40:41

to find. All. It's a hell

1:40:43

of find anything. So

1:40:45

covers explain to him that there's three

1:40:47

different documentaries, a porcelain made about what

1:40:49

a loser Jomana resists. Very

1:40:51

popular than watch my lot of people. They

1:40:54

talk about in a lot A So Kevin's whole

1:40:56

thing is like you're already a lot cows. just

1:40:58

go on the internet with them to crack Sacha

1:41:00

for five months and ten bucks in the time.

1:41:02

What's the problem here isn't A until just like

1:41:04

that kind of that when. I

1:41:07

know I just get beat up all the

1:41:09

time. I love going out and dive into

1:41:11

the had first. I was the so

1:41:13

you guys. Have we responded

1:41:15

to this Firstly can see how we

1:41:18

got their this whole. I've. Changed

1:41:20

by by to go back it apart. Guess

1:41:22

we'll ever talking to covered brunt of it's

1:41:24

tough it's always telling it was just like

1:41:26

to just milk the hatred This with celery

1:41:28

jobs do it. You can actually make our

1:41:30

make Just really good zealots all day until

1:41:32

lox. Ah read insults. Okay so putting out

1:41:34

a suicide know men said yeah changed my

1:41:36

mind. The smog gonna do this but thank

1:41:39

you for your thoughts and prayers. Keep praying

1:41:41

for me and again though southern turned into

1:41:43

just like step out into the world and

1:41:45

suddenly he is who use today like it

1:41:47

was only because you went after him then

1:41:49

it was. Developed over years just that he

1:41:51

became the locale that able to make money

1:41:54

on the internet. Lake Murray's doesn't have the

1:41:56

so he to be like I might not

1:41:58

even be. Both interesting and. The make fun

1:42:00

of the guy and nicer projects. I don't know.

1:42:03

He. He has potential and just the best

1:42:05

work for the. Due

1:42:07

to the Girl and supposed to be an opening.

1:42:11

Mail used to be as therapists your

1:42:13

you have potentials. I awoke to pursue

1:42:15

their to to gather I'm not so

1:42:17

much money are I do know about

1:42:19

Kiwi Farm Shop are have sold us

1:42:21

off. What's that? It's not going to

1:42:23

grow a pair. Can you be more

1:42:25

pathetic? Yes Right direction. Here's a person

1:42:27

to healthy for your pathetic front of

1:42:30

a dresser every time you aware that

1:42:32

for a lot of distrust. Rs

1:42:36

so. Nother. Actually telling

1:42:38

him what to do on his show they

1:42:40

go here's an idea. Why? Don't you

1:42:42

watch the porcelain documentaries and your show and react

1:42:44

to them? People. Would be very interested

1:42:46

to see your reaction. To. These

1:42:49

ducks. My problem is is I couldn't

1:42:51

figure out how to even show the

1:42:53

documentary and put myself picture of picture

1:42:55

on top of it so I could

1:42:58

stop the dark and and started again

1:43:00

ago. Get your stream yard bodies as

1:43:02

so what you see Adams accidents on

1:43:05

she's described Mr fucking every day do

1:43:07

you can't figure out that? Do as

1:43:09

you know that like nearly any and

1:43:11

any platform you're using this screen share

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his is not city the I can

1:43:16

do a happy if I showed. It.

1:43:18

Evidently alive and being like say

1:43:20

com both tell you can use

1:43:22

Zoom. You can use anything. A

1:43:25

google video with anything. what you

1:43:27

do that so embarrassing it's crazy.

1:43:30

And he was talking about how he was paying

1:43:32

for. I forget the software is paying for to

1:43:34

do is streaming but. I'm. Sure that have

1:43:36

to rebuild the obviously everything does been called

1:43:39

jam. Was. The campaign's use of look

1:43:41

I guess we talked about how he was using

1:43:43

our each him and he goes he i cancel

1:43:45

that immediately so you like during his rage quits

1:43:47

angry go that page I think about what they're

1:43:49

doing. that anymore does not cover you since you

1:43:52

misunderstood the pill or will get to it as

1:43:54

I guys act as he gets covered up here.

1:43:57

So. Yeah this is this is what I said

1:43:59

I was i uma is is paid the I'm specifically. Because.

1:44:02

They're kind of like curious. what are you doing

1:44:04

on pager on bad? Like what? What do people

1:44:06

get? The. For a big I play job.

1:44:09

And. I think he says new. I love

1:44:11

with in this clifford I have three

1:44:13

assess assess that. Would

1:44:16

happen if it's of this clip for that.

1:44:18

but I think he says that he gives

1:44:21

out free tickets to a comedy shows mrs

1:44:23

like the stuttering John Obi a pub of

1:44:25

of average your towel would be paralyzed year

1:44:28

tree on the set right? Yeah, so. Far

1:44:31

as that, well, my, I was all

1:44:33

it promising like a. Free

1:44:36

tickets to shows and still an hour people

1:44:38

are on your patron. Not a lot, Not

1:44:41

a lot, but within fifty. More.

1:44:43

Yeah yeah, I don't worry about another

1:44:45

big with as they are they don't

1:44:47

let your house. you'll be fine. Up

1:44:50

it's ago of the page ad supported by

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put It Back as one hundred people were

1:44:54

talking about lots of fifty six. Oh yeah,

1:44:56

I'm really enjoying cavalry the so much less

1:44:58

accepted. And he

1:45:01

mentioned that might David Red Bar

1:45:03

signed up for his pager add.

1:45:05

right? After he's another note saying is

1:45:07

cutting back as the record I just

1:45:09

did to to get these nodes so

1:45:11

he see like me and my teammate

1:45:13

erotically gag it back in a bad

1:45:15

as a bow down as Michael moments

1:45:17

as we're here for your body we

1:45:19

need your. So. I'm watching

1:45:21

the show. And. I'm annoyed. The.

1:45:24

Job matters. Dozens of restocking time. Tell me

1:45:26

what to do, Tell me how to do

1:45:28

it. I don't know what to do. I

1:45:30

need ideas, doll to tell me what to

1:45:32

do. So I'd superchamp them. And.

1:45:34

Topic it's so trigger what he sees me

1:45:36

is that of fab of the time is

1:45:38

it by the way I thought as get

1:45:40

bought out more on his podcast or hear

1:45:42

what are we doing is is the real

1:45:44

one. Looks. Like it is

1:45:46

com a nutshell. Show

1:45:49

turns every share went to

1:45:52

fixing Joe Yawn. Okay thank

1:45:54

you. Who are these projects?

1:45:56

You mean talking Watching Stutter

1:45:58

Johnson or your W. On.

1:46:01

Every other than point that appointed study.

1:46:03

What does he have to now? Nothing

1:46:05

bullets do. Another five hour gone. Got

1:46:07

it? was pretty rich coming from cover

1:46:09

to talk about the same topic every

1:46:11

show and I was actually watching clips

1:46:13

of a big the Use of make

1:46:15