0:02

Guess what decision We're about to make a horrible

0:05

decisions. Welcome

0:08

to horrible. I'm

0:11

wheezy. Oh

0:14

there was a pause there. I'm your girl,

0:17

Mandy a k A dead

0:19

bitch, a k A pit stallion a k

0:21

A full court pumps a k A. I'm

0:23

just glad I have a fucking voice. So

0:26

goddamn. We're trying to do a timely

0:28

episode and there's not really much going on besides

0:30

the fact that I'm depressed and cuomo

0:33

Is has resigned. He so did

0:35

what what about? Um? What about you? Let's get

0:37

a catch up for you, catch

0:39

up for me. I mean, I ain't

0:41

gonna hold your bit's been active, I've

0:44

been been. I mean there's just a lot. There's a lot I

0:46

can't talk about just yet. I

0:48

don't want to talk about just

0:51

a lot like it's a lot. No, um,

0:54

more so work but no,

0:57

uh, boyfriend, who's

0:59

my ex? Who my boyfriend? We're doing We're

1:01

doing good, but we're

1:03

not doing good? Confused

1:06

about when it's you know, and that could be confused?

1:09

They can be confused. Um.

1:12

I'm happy. I'm happy, and

1:14

I am currently having

1:17

a whole lot of sex and the

1:19

best sex of my life. And when

1:21

they say you'll get it in your thirties, it's

1:24

true the best sex

1:26

of your life. Oh, I thought you meant the beach juice

1:28

pill he takes. It's not there.

1:33

No, feel don't believe

1:35

know, I mean you know it is.

1:37

It's it's great sex. And I'm actually trying to like

1:39

tone it down because

1:42

like now I'm having orgies at my house

1:44

and I'm like, right now, so much girl I

1:47

had there was seven people at my house. Woke

1:49

up. I had to have my cleaner coming again because I was like, this

1:52

is intense. So at

1:54

this point, everywhere we go we meet couples,

1:57

we we be friend couples. And

2:00

at this point we met a couple at

2:02

the beach said Hey, want to join us for dinner.

2:05

I went from dinner to hey, well want to come to the

2:07

house, and then from there, I don't know. I

2:09

really am weasy because I'm also I

2:11

was on every type of edible, shroom, liquor

2:14

and everything else. And it was great when you

2:16

invited the couple to dinner. Did you just want like

2:18

a couple that was friends or did you definitely want to Well,

2:21

no, the girl, the girl was fine and she

2:23

sat by at the beach the whole day, and I was like, what

2:25

about the nigga you ain't working? No, no,

2:28

that couple was definitely new into the

2:30

lifestyle, so they just watched

2:32

me with the other couple and the other couple had a unicorn.

2:35

Where did you meet the other couple at

2:38

a party? That where you meet the unicorn?

2:43

I'm sorry, no,

2:46

just don't ask me. That's why I'm saying, like I'm

2:48

confused because I never thought

2:50

that I would be this deep into

2:53

the lifestyle. And I know you hate that word,

2:55

but I don't hate. I'll just be joking about it because,

2:58

like Mandy says it, like I'm

3:00

in. When I say I am in the lifestyle,

3:03

holy fucking ship, like to where I'm

3:05

just like, okay, I want to dip

3:07

my toe out of the water just for a little bit and go back

3:09

to normalcy and then we can come back,

3:11

like I guess I feel like how you felt like when

3:13

you were like me and

3:15

Obey go everywhere and we can suck anyone we wants.

3:19

It becomes kind of like so fucked up to say

3:21

that it really is great

3:24

when you like we're just on the reason to have one

3:26

that kind of like people being

3:28

people, be typing us essays how

3:31

do I get fucked? And I just be like, we'd

3:34

be like, god, damn. We have a lot every week, we're

3:36

in threesomes, foursomes, flasoms, ship like,

3:38

okay, break time and break.

3:42

So they just all slept over. What did the cat? Didn't

3:44

sleep over? But what did the cat do? The cat?

3:47

The cat is At

3:49

this point, Body just knows. I'm a whole body,

3:51

by the way, for y'all just tuning in. Is my cat.

3:54

Bro. We're sitting here eating Strom

3:56

chocolates, playing games. I'm

4:00

dripping and dancing, and body just up

4:02

on a goddamn chair just looking at

4:04

everyone, just sitting looking

4:06

at everyone. And you know, black

4:09

people at least released

4:11

two out of five just don't

4:13

funk with cats or allergic. So now

4:16

I just have this. They're tech ready when anyone comes

4:18

in my house. Hey, not sure your

4:21

feelings on cats, but here's our tech, here's

4:23

their tech. I don't know what I would do

4:25

if Nina started. What

4:27

would I do? For those of you watching on YouTube?

4:30

My child is here. I haven't had

4:32

sex in friend her yet. It

4:35

will happen, she he it.

4:37

You don't know how they want to be Idina, It

4:40

don't matter. You don't

4:42

know how they want to be identified.

4:45

You didn't know and which we got chewed out

4:47

for it. I know, So we need to sit

4:49

here, go check. I'm gonna say that the

4:51

names. Don't just classify your

4:54

child by what you don't know. They

4:56

want to be referred to us. Well, she I think

4:58

she's also a hole like

5:00

me, But I just know she don't like niggas

5:03

like that my cat, my

5:05

cat don't like niggasine, what is racist?

5:08

As pets?

5:11

Harmy? Are? I mean

5:14

if anyone loves curb your enthusiasm like me, I

5:16

said, nigga okay,

5:19

do you remember that? Larry Day was like, I didn't say me.

5:22

I said, you are. So

5:24

we're talking about males here like

5:26

niggas, which is great. But I knew

5:28

that because when she when

5:30

I when I got the dog, her brother was there

5:33

and he was getting on her nerves and she was like please,

5:37

and I was like, this is my dog hates

5:40

niggas too, which don't hate

5:42

hate, but they do be getting on the nerves. But

5:45

I don't know. I was with the orgy

5:47

what other things. I was literally

5:49

about to be like wheezy now update

5:52

us on your life. Like I was just gonna talk

5:54

about how my foot is broken, but like, let's

5:56

get back to the cat. I mean, mine only gets broken

5:58

because I'm getting like eight

6:00

and a half rounds in the morning

6:03

after having orgies the night before. You

6:05

know, it's just a lot. So you

6:07

prepare the cat to go up and look, and

6:10

then you do not prepare to cats to look. Did

6:12

you get food? You don't get a little create you're something for the cat?

6:14

No, the cat doesn't have a crate, got

6:17

full roam of the month apartment? Oh

6:19

no, that's why i'd be scratching on the door when you're getting fucked. Absolutely

6:22

not the bed. He

6:25

actually is under the bed. While while

6:27

I'm fucking normally you heard that, you

6:30

hear my child. I

6:32

will say this one thing, having an

6:34

animal in the house that knows your schedule,

6:36

because now this little bit, they were like, oh, make sure

6:39

you feed her at eight, one and five. Absolutely

6:41

not, she eats when I get up. I'm

6:44

not about to just fucking who told you

6:46

that? The like the puppy

6:48

trainers and all these dogs eat three meals a day

6:51

puppies, But I

6:53

was like, she eats when I get up that's when we start. And if mommy

6:55

goes to sleep at two am, you go to sleep it two and you need

6:57

it ten thirty as well. I'm not about

6:59

to do bullshit, are you kidding me? Also

7:02

hate to say it, but you

7:05

know I did get the dog, but my mother.

7:09

But it's really an emotional support

7:11

dog, like to the court, Like when people say that, like I

7:13

realized that last night was real, Like

7:15

it's she's really an emotional support dog.

7:17

Like I was having an anxiety attack, it was getting

7:19

really bad. The dog fucking called me down. I was

7:22

like, I am a white woman. And

7:26

when I realized that, I said, let me look up

7:28

service dog because Delta now charges for

7:31

emotional support animals. What's

7:34

wrong, mama? So basically,

7:36

a service dog is free on

7:39

all flights, and the dog can

7:41

be a service dog as long

7:43

as you register it and

7:46

the trainer doesn't need a certain amount of

7:48

hours. I just put myself as the trainer

7:51

and when I go onto Delta one

7:53

turn my flight to l A and they're like, that's a service

7:55

do me? Like, bitch, read the paper?

7:57

How thank you? Have

8:00

you spoken to her during your tough times?

8:02

Yeah? You

8:04

talk to your dog? Yeah? What the

8:06

fund is wrong with us. I mean, you

8:08

don't talk to your cat with Mandy. You

8:11

gotta be like, Body, get the funk out of here. Bro.

8:14

Yeah, I'll be talking to him like a little bit. I mean,

8:16

because he could getting on my motherfucking nerves.

8:18

That's what a guy. So Also, I'm

8:21

needy, but he's needier.

8:23

So like, if I just want to watch TV,

8:26

that's how I relax. I watched guys, grocery

8:28

games, chops, guys. Literally

8:32

I don't know why. Yes, that is how I relaxed.

8:35

Watched I watched those type of shows. And

8:38

Body just demands so much attention.

8:40

So if I'm not paying him attention, he

8:43

goes around the house and just starts knocking shut

8:45

off the tables, the

8:47

bar, the whatever. And he just knocks

8:50

it until I just be like Body, and then he wants

8:52

me to chase him. I saw him on your laptop.

8:54

He what I'm doing work? He comes

8:56

and sits right on the line. Did he break your TV? You said

8:59

he broke my TV, and I moved in. When

9:01

when my ex spends the night, he'll

9:04

wait, but he don't spend the night anymore. But he

9:06

did, but he don't. He'll Body

9:08

will wake up because Bodie normally wakes

9:10

up with me. No, he'll go prop his ass

9:13

on my nigga and

9:16

stare at him.

9:18

Now, I will tell you something about this.

9:20

This is no

9:23

no. This means that the

9:25

home the parent in the home. Yes,

9:29

it ues what it means. So basically,

9:33

so my mom was my primary

9:35

parents. And this is why Nina

9:37

doesn't room for me. This is why

9:40

he gets yelled at. She gets smacked.

9:42

I want smack body. This is why I

9:44

mean, she don't get smack smack because she's a baby. But

9:46

this is why she's create trained. But cats

9:48

are different. You'll smack a cat.

9:51

Guess what he gonna do. Smack your as

9:53

the fun back. That's what body be doing. Body

9:56

will hit me the fun back. And now we're fighting.

9:59

Now I'm literally like word nigga work

10:02

before. Oh yeah, that's why I looks like I'm a cup. You

10:04

know what, Let's take it. Let's take a cut. This

10:06

is what color Nina is. She's

10:08

black. What colors? Body

10:11

bodies orange? The

10:13

body is orange? Yeah, you

10:15

played out huh. Anyway,

10:18

so basically she's mad at me. She was like, bitch,

10:20

I wanted to play. How do you know she's mad at you because

10:22

she won't lay on me when she's mad at me. That's why

10:24

she's in between my legs. Anyway, speaking

10:27

of emotional support,

10:29

So I my

10:32

pussy is broken. I've been super depressed.

10:35

Why is it broken? I just don't know.

10:37

I think I just can't, like I'm just not horny.

10:40

Oh um. And it's very difficult

10:43

when you're depressed, and then people like,

10:46

I'm very I can hup function at high

10:48

levels while depressed. I can make jokes, I

10:51

can do my job, and then I just have breakdowns

10:53

at night. But for second, like

10:58

I get it, Like the jokes help

11:00

you push through. Man. So anyway,

11:03

I knew and I knew it was time for like

11:05

the dog or even my mom dog. So this was my

11:08

plan. I was like, I'm gonna get the dog for my mom. And if

11:10

I can't handle the dog and

11:12

like it's just too much, and then it

11:14

will definitely be for my mom. But now I'm gonna have to get a new

11:16

dog because this is all these child um.

11:19

But a lot of things just were like leading up to it. So,

11:21

for one, what makes me angry about when

11:23

you're depressed? Things to not say to a depressed person,

11:26

But I don't understand your life

11:29

is so great that, to

11:31

me is a very fucked up thing

11:33

to say to someone because you have no I too,

11:36

someone told me not to complain because

11:38

I have money and that I could

11:40

do what I want to get out of it. What,

11:44

Oh yeah, but you got money, so

11:46

just go to the fucking spot like you're gonna be fine.

11:48

Do you know many people are depressed that can't do that, Like,

11:51

yes, I'm I'm I completely understand

11:53

that, Like I have means to do things to make me

11:55

feel better, but nick of that ship don't make you feel better.

11:58

First off, I didn't even notice this steps

12:00

of depression that we're happening. But

12:03

when I found out I had to live in l A for

12:06

some time out of the month, right every month, like a

12:08

week, I'm like, Okay, no big deal. I'll

12:10

have a crib there. It'll be nice, like fine,

12:13

And then I was like, oh my god, like

12:15

I'm I have clothes that I have to have there,

12:18

and then clothes I have to have here after, Like

12:20

I can't really plan for things ahead. I vacation

12:23

so much, nigga. I moved to Mexico last year.

12:25

I haven't been on one vacation because I feel

12:27

like I have to like really be

12:30

at everyone's back and call, whether that be

12:33

my my studio, whether that

12:35

be Horrible, whether it be Kenya.

12:38

It's like everything in my life, I feel like I

12:40

can't do it. So that

12:43

sucked me up. And then also

12:45

like the loneliness of having to travel so much,

12:48

especially when you're not traveling for leader, when you're

12:50

traveling for work in your loan, it's a different

12:52

thing. Like I almost started

12:54

talking to myself that it was like getting

12:56

manic. I was just sitting in a hotel

12:59

while I was like between moving, I

13:01

was like, what are we gonna eat today? What

13:03

should I eat today? And it was like some only child shoop

13:06

you said that you We actually

13:08

talked about that on Patreon because I think he

13:10

wrote about it. But not only do you plan everything

13:12

you say? You talk to yourself, yeah, but

13:14

not like this. It was like it

13:17

was crazy you were questioning

13:19

it. What are you doing? Like are

13:21

you really true or not? I'm not trying. I was like oh,

13:25

And I was like, okay, this is a little

13:27

bickle cuckoo. Then

13:30

another thing that I started realizing was

13:32

happening was like, for

13:34

one, I was super dependent on

13:37

physical touch from like anybody,

13:40

Um, not anybody, I guess I'll take that

13:42

back from obviously like a lover. But

13:45

it was like really bad, like

13:47

if the nigga turned in his sleep. I

13:49

was like, oh my god, he hates me. And I know we all make jokes

13:52

about that, but like my brain would do it

13:54

for maybe two hours that that night, and

13:56

I just couldn't understand. Then

13:58

when I came home, m Um,

14:01

this is and we he's been a guest

14:03

on the show. I won't say his name because I don't know how vocal

14:06

he's been about this, but I knew the depression

14:08

was sinking in when I didn't want to

14:10

wake up, and the

14:12

showering felt like the longest thing in

14:15

the world to do. And I'm not sure to be funny about

14:17

because I know Coco tripping, but

14:19

no, no, like you ain't been showering, but

14:23

like it was just like, can

14:26

not believe that's the Vanilla

14:28

ship, but anyway, we'll get there. The

14:30

showering, not even kidding,

14:33

was like because I knew I had

14:35

to change the clothes and get and move, and

14:38

I was like, and when you are depressed and

14:40

you can't get up, oh

14:42

my god, no, I have to figure out. But this one was

14:45

like it was just like everything was a lot of work.

14:48

The dog, believe it or not, is

14:50

now like routine for me. I

14:53

gotta get up because I gotta feed

14:55

somebody else, you know what I mean. Then

14:58

another thing that pissed me off when I talked out how

15:00

I wanted to get a dog. Oh, everyone told

15:02

me how I was too busy, didn't have time

15:04

for the dog, and I needed to just do

15:06

whatever I was doing. First of all, the dog

15:09

born to Oh no, man, no

15:12

man, Just wait till the followers

15:14

get involved. Bitch, I'm on a trip.

15:17

I get ten d MS easily.

15:19

So who's watching Bodie? So who's feeding

15:21

Bodie? So did you bring

15:23

body? I know how

15:26

to take care of a fucking animal? That I think

15:28

everyone thinks that we have our

15:30

life, maybe because we don't have kids and we live this carefree

15:32

everything's about me life. People do

15:34

that when I travel, they make me feel bad that I left

15:37

Bodie. Nigga's do that. So just

15:39

wait. So you start just being out

15:41

in the club and looking like you're having a good something, They're

15:43

gonna ask you who's watching me? They?

15:46

Oh, yeah, girl, girl. They

15:48

act like we just don't know how to do nothing but

15:50

literally dick and open our legs and

15:52

at any given point that we're doing anything

15:54

else to just enjoy ourselves. What about

15:57

your responsibility? First, I

15:59

take the dog to Lucien. Everybody knows I loves

16:01

to eat to Lucy, and that's all I talk about. I take the

16:03

talk to Lucien to go eat, take a picture.

16:06

She's too young to be outside? Then wait,

16:09

bitch, then

16:13

she is young, but

16:16

could they could be outside? She just can't be on

16:18

the grass or things like that, as

16:20

if I would ever, as if

16:22

there's grass in New York. Just

16:26

the co cream Giant couldn't have got you have dog

16:28

and no funking look at anyone, look at this day? Please?

16:31

So whatever? Um

16:33

So. Then I went out one

16:35

night, and you

16:38

know, I don't drink a lot, I know, but

16:42

like I said, I've been depressed. And I went out and

16:44

Brianda and I went to go get some meat and we were

16:46

talking about work and whatever. And then I

16:49

realized how good I felt the second I had to drink.

16:52

And I'm not that type of person at all,

16:54

Like I like to drinks, have fun. This

16:57

was the first time where I don't drink when you're depressed.

16:59

When I felt like, oh, I'm fine

17:02

when the one drink one of my system and I was like,

17:04

oh bitch, this is bad if you feel

17:06

good like this. Yeah, So

17:10

I didn't get drunk. Literally was like, oh,

17:12

like I'm too far gone. So

17:15

I just really wanted to not

17:18

have to answer to people. So I deleted my Instagram

17:21

for a bit in my Twitter, and that felt

17:23

really good because I will tell you,

17:25

with someone. The liberating thing about it you realize

17:28

nobody has access to you, and

17:30

that ship feels so liberating.

17:34

Oh my god. Like the fact that people

17:36

have to text me to like check on

17:38

me. Oh, it's

17:41

like that actually felt better, like

17:43

I had to like I'm strengthening existing

17:45

relationships again, like um

17:48

shout out to Rashida Hung Grandma

17:50

was like checking on you, you know what's

17:52

um, And

17:56

then we started talking and now I have a trip

17:58

to go see her and we're gonna go hiking. Like that

18:00

would not have happened if we didn't

18:02

have to actually speak, because we just know

18:04

that on social media everybody's okay because if they're

18:06

fucking highlight real. Sharona has text me

18:09

like all my friends, um

18:11

and anyway, it felt great to

18:13

know that. And I'm not gonna say it was just

18:15

like quote unquote cry for help thing, because it wasn't.

18:18

I just wanted to delete everything. After

18:20

that one drink, I gave

18:22

rihon to the dog. Okay, mad at me now

18:24

of the world, please fucking left

18:27

to Mexico. I stated,

18:29

I can't believe I went to Cancoon like a fucking spramebreaker,

18:33

but it was just the quickest thing I could

18:35

do and hot, and I stayed at the Ritz

18:37

shout out to one of our followers who

18:39

got me the wild discount Nigga for four

18:42

fucking days. I barely left this resort.

18:44

I spent one day crying real bad, and

18:47

then the other day missing the dog real dead. Then then then the

18:49

third day and I didn't drink. I was

18:51

just chilling, but like I really

18:54

needed to go, and Nigga took

18:56

a whole fucking call. Keny

18:58

has got a call every week we do. I was on that damn

19:00

zon with ocean in the back, like yeah, and we bought

19:02

a writer's scheduled and we've got this, Like

19:05

it's crazy how I was like working through it. But

19:08

now what I've really learned is one. There's

19:11

the way that people can reach you, like that social

19:14

media ship. I didn't realize how funked up

19:16

it had me. It's not like I lie,

19:19

but I'm not going to go in there and be like, oh my god, today

19:21

sucks so much. I want to take an ambien. I'm

19:23

not gonna do that. I'm not gonna make everyone else

19:25

feel bad. I'm going to post the dog and smile

19:28

because that's what we do. So it's not like

19:30

you're fronting more than you.

19:32

Almost can't do that to other people. And

19:34

because I knew I was that bad, I was like, oh, I'm

19:36

just gonna remove my complete

19:38

self away from it. I did not. I'm so glad

19:40

we didn't do Patreon this week for horrible decisions,

19:43

because I was like, oh, things won't

19:45

have me on as soon as I watch. I

19:47

was that bad. Now I'm better, but

19:50

I just can't get horny, which

19:53

is really crazy. So I forced myself to master

19:55

being on vacation, and that way you

19:57

forced yourself to master me. Yeah, what

20:00

I said an alarm and I

20:02

was like, I'm a very sexual person. Not clearly,

20:05

yeah, I mean if

20:07

you look at the mug on the table, so

20:10

anyway, I like basically set

20:12

this alarm. I was just sleeping all

20:14

day. I didn't want to get up. And when I tell you, this ship

20:16

was gorgeous and andy, like, oh

20:19

my god, they gave me this ocean front view balcony

20:21

and all this ship like fucking old Bays

20:23

sent me roses, tell me he wants me to feel

20:25

good. It was just gorgeous over the top. And I don't

20:28

know if anyone stayed at like a ritz, but

20:30

the Rits is so old school rich.

20:32

They got the maids coming with a little crown in the head and

20:34

ship it'd be like, damn, this lady felt

20:38

bad. But I

20:40

just could not get out of bed. So I kept setting alarms

20:43

to masturbate, and I was like, I'm not going to stop

20:45

hearing now went until I masturbate. Once

20:47

I did it, oh my god, so much

20:50

anxiety like went away. I felt

20:52

so much better. It's like I actually

20:54

had to remind myself to do it. And

20:57

although I'm not horny right now, it'll come back to me one

20:59

day. It was crazy that

21:01

coming completely

21:03

cleared me of like it's

21:06

a temporary um it

21:08

it's very temporary. If you're

21:10

in a in a depressed state and you

21:14

do anything sexual, it's that

21:16

jolts of oh that was good. But then

21:18

dorphins are good and it's a stress reliever.

21:21

But I started looking it up. It

21:23

turns out because I was like, oh, like

21:25

this actually helped me through the day. And it

21:27

turns out people can

21:29

masturbate NonStop when they're depressed because it's

21:31

the only way they'll feel good, much like drinking had

21:35

a hotline and everything, like, people

21:37

are like NonStop masturbaders.

21:39

Which not saying that I

21:42

did do it in an airplane, but I was in a happy

21:44

mood. But I feel like if you do it on

21:46

the way to Starbucks and on the way it's a loom

21:49

and you masturbate, and

21:51

and on the set of fuse

21:54

and it here no

21:57

no yet, that's what she says. I haven't

21:59

it. I wouldn't know a

22:03

blame you, right, fuck So,

22:10

speaking of dirty places

22:13

and the showering thing, if anyone

22:15

has been looking at the Internet lately, um

22:18

which, by the way, boy have I missed?

22:21

Oh my god, nigg

22:24

Vinnie has been trying to keep me up to date, Like,

22:26

holy shit, I wanted Twitter so bad. When

22:29

Joscelyn's Cabaret came on, I'm not gonna

22:31

lie. I told you it's awful, you know barbies

22:33

in New York. Oh, And I almost

22:35

wanted her to come on here and tell us why she said,

22:38

because I watched a live when

22:40

she goes, you know, and everybody is just

22:43

so mad at me. And I swear to god, she did it just like

22:45

this because I said the N word. Why

22:47

did you just air quote a bit? And

22:50

I just wanted to say my piece, Oh

22:53

it's I pulled it up. She would have left, We would have

22:55

we would have like dragged

22:57

her for filth on the show. But I actually

23:00

good she would have been here content,

23:03

but she would have She probably would have left in ten minutes.

23:05

Oh yeah, one, that's

23:08

why you're trying to pay my Niki now,

23:10

bitch. And I bet you she's still saying it anyway.

23:13

Um. I wanted Twitter for that. I

23:15

felt like I missed a lot. Also, so

23:17

many just been sending me, which has been lovely.

23:19

And one of the things I saw was that Coco said

23:22

she doesn't take showers um

23:25

every day, which

23:28

wait, so you only saw that one

23:30

person? No, no, no, I was gonna I got a list

23:33

when I heard her say because she was the video I saw

23:36

when I heard her say, and I quote, I

23:39

mean, if I'm feeling icky, like, I'll wash under

23:42

my arms or a washing area. Bitch,

23:44

go in the

23:48

shop. Ain't

23:50

you rich? I know you've got multiple bathrooms, bitch,

23:52

Nick, Let me tell you something that motherfucker pet Cole

23:54

told me. They said,

23:57

I said, what, what would be the most gentle shampoo for

23:59

the dog? They said, well, she's

24:01

too young. You don't want to bathe until she's about

24:04

three months. I said, well

24:06

she's two months. So you think

24:08

I'm gonna have an animal in my home that

24:11

won't be bathed for a month.

24:14

She was like, yeah, you could use pet wipes.

24:17

Oh hell no, bitch, yea a

24:20

month. The dogs aren't the same as

24:23

dogs. And if there's if it's

24:25

a house dog, they clean themselves

24:27

out of here. Well they're not people. Well, Nina

24:30

has already had two baths. She has

24:32

a very natural lavender. You know I

24:34

want some one of them? The hole listing bitch

24:36

like okay, so did

24:38

I said? Listen? They tell them we don't watch the dog. They were like,

24:40

oh please anyway, Hell

24:43

no this anti ship, no, this

24:45

is not no no, no, no no no. So here

24:48

we go celebrities that

24:50

have been making a big stink on the internet.

24:53

We've got Jake Glennon

24:55

Hall. You

24:58

know, Jake Jilla. Not

25:03

only am I distracked

25:05

because he is one of the only pink

25:07

dicks I would have given time, but

25:11

this is also why, Bro, five

25:14

years in, I told you all

25:16

this wall with the whites. Bro, the

25:18

crackers out here not even washing themselves.

25:20

Bro, And you think I'm supposed to put my mouth

25:23

near their balls, near their translucent

25:25

penis. No, Andrew Chelton

25:27

watch his laves, but we knew that one. He

25:30

looks like white love you friend,

25:33

let you look like And I just

25:35

want to say

25:38

I was looking at her an eye conscious wedding and

25:40

this is just how like you

25:42

know when you have a d D. We're

25:44

talking about something with interior design. I

25:47

was looking at her and I was like, she is so

25:49

sweet and pretty and clean. How

25:52

does she deal with his bullshit? Because

25:55

I know you shower girl, So you're

25:57

telling me you're just sitting up with

25:59

this motherfucker. You know dogs,

26:01

No, ild you. It's

26:03

the same way when bitches break

26:06

up with a nigga and maybe like and

26:08

you a dirty nigga anyway, I'm sorry,

26:10

ma'am. You're just as dirty because you're

26:13

licking them dirty balls. You're sleeping with that dirty

26:15

niggas and Taste

26:17

the best read episode ever

26:20

in life, if I could fucking know the

26:22

number. The best fucking episode

26:25

of a podcast I've ever heard in my

26:27

life was Smelling Taste by

26:29

the read iconic fucking episode.

26:32

Please, I don't know who

26:34

don't know this episode? Oh

26:37

do you know what I'm talking about? What episode? Oh

26:40

my god, man, if you didn't know what I said, Smelling Taste, Fury

26:42

and Cristal read this thing with this girl talks

26:45

about how this nigga's dick smells.

26:47

Yes, yes, that's that's what I

26:50

was actually throwing him in a bath

26:52

like a hound, but yuck.

26:56

But also she said, it's smells

26:58

and taste, same thing. I feel

27:00

like we've talked about that before. Like if

27:03

you go down on somebody and

27:06

you're complaining about the smell and the

27:08

taste, but you still go

27:10

through with the act, you a dirty bitch.

27:12

To smash you dirty,

27:15

you was just a dirty bro Like

27:18

if that nigga got the skid marks in

27:20

his drawls and you're still eating

27:22

that ass, you nest he sadn't

27:25

hear what Mandy's man Jake Jillenhall's

27:27

head. More and more I find

27:29

bathing to be less necessary. His

27:32

aromatic admission came virtually as

27:34

he was asked about his experiences in NYC as

27:36

a watertown, all tied to his appearance

27:38

in product ad for a new fragrance

27:42

um and he said he just

27:44

didn't think that every day was necessary.

27:47

You ain't got to look up Jason Mamala. There's

27:49

a reason why. Oh, because, oh,

27:51

I ain't gonna hold you that I was gonna see

27:54

Taylor Swift. Taylor

27:56

Swift that Ellen Uh.

28:00

She revealed on Ellen that she doesn't wash her legs in the

28:02

shower. But let me tell you what kills me about that. I

28:05

use um a lutha,

28:07

but when I use a rag, and

28:10

I wiped my legs, especially in im

28:12

wearing shorts. Sometimes I see dirt, like

28:14

when I'm in the stret maybe this is a New York

28:16

thing. But when you're industry like I'll see

28:18

I mean, like, oh my god, how New York is filthy?

28:21

You have to wash every part of your body

28:24

definitely has touched Listen, this one killed

28:26

me. Kristen Bell

28:28

Dak Shepherd have probably come forward

28:30

to unshowered praise, as pioneered by baby

28:33

Wipes legend Brad Pitt, Brad

28:35

Pit thenn girl ashly cut

28:37

your me look cutness, coolness,

28:44

Oh he brought up,

28:48

Yes it is, it's I

28:51

bet you it's you

28:55

know what these hardass names.

28:57

We want to look this up anyway, Jason Momo was

29:00

it? He showers everyday because he's mama.

29:06

That's why Jason Mammoma can get all

29:08

of my holes raw. That's

29:10

a very weird range of Look

29:12

how fine he is. And Jason

29:15

Momoa is like like

29:17

Pacific islander or some ship European, European.

29:21

He's a cola European.

29:26

What is he that is that is not a

29:28

white man? As

29:30

this is go, yeah, let's see what he

29:32

is from Hawaiian,

29:35

German, Irish native. He's

29:37

a whole He's Hawaiian.

29:40

That mean he Americans. You

29:44

said European. I think it was European.

29:48

No, it's not Mila but rather

29:51

Nila. Yeah coolness

29:54

at you said she

29:58

didn't added the whole goddamn hype apostrophe,

30:01

you know the little other languages that bed Yeah,

30:04

the thanks, I swear

30:06

some lights takes anyway,

30:10

funck y'all? Okay? So I

30:13

get into I don't a call with my mom.

30:15

I was like, you see all these white people who ain't showering,

30:18

And she was like, you know when you were

30:21

a baby, because I have really bad ex and me. She

30:23

was like, they used to tell me, don't shower

30:25

you too often because it dries your skin out.

30:28

I said, no, the correct way

30:30

is to blot it. When someone has dry skin, you

30:33

block. You don't be too super harsh and

30:35

no like super hot water. Bit

30:37

you're about to tell me like you

30:39

just not bathing. These mothers like no, but

30:43

I'm not okay with it. And this is why I told you

30:45

I ain't never with no white man because

30:47

they don't be clean. Bro Cameron Diaz

30:49

said. Also, she hasn't

30:51

used deoda in for twenty years. I feel bad.

30:54

You just trim your armpit and hair so

30:56

it doesn't hold onto your scent. So what is our body's

30:58

way of detoxifying? We do need to

31:00

sweat. Body odor is a good indication that it's

31:03

time to hit the shower, and when you smell, it's time to

31:05

take that shower. So bitches

31:07

not take a showers until they smell that's

31:11

me. That's wild to meames

31:14

to like. And

31:16

I know this because some people I don't know.

31:18

I feel like you can't smell yourself. This

31:21

one's sick a lot of people, you know. Julia Roberts

31:23

says, um, she

31:26

likes to save water, she's really green.

31:28

She likes the smell of her natural orioles. She

31:31

also says that she can't wash her hair too often

31:33

because it's dry. That's true, but the hair

31:35

thing. But girl, I put my braids

31:37

up in the mother button and I still wash my braids

31:40

once a week. That's why they shout out to Shay.

31:42

She'd be over here every damn week doing my

31:44

hair and she'd just be like, girl, I see

31:46

no other client, wan you because I love to wash

31:49

the fucking I don't understand these crackers. I'll

31:51

tell you that anyway. I don't understand

31:53

them rits.

32:00

I cannot. And to all of our

32:02

twenty seven white listeners, we might have made

32:04

it to thirty two by now, but you know what,

32:09

you know what, But actually a lot of them

32:12

they really like with black guys.

32:14

There's no way they're just not taking showers like

32:16

black guys, be looking at what, like what's

32:19

in your showers, married to a whole nigger.

32:21

That's what I'm on

32:23

that mother Internet and said, okay,

32:25

never mind, I'm lying. I'm lying. The only

32:27

thing I will say. I did feel bad

32:29

that people were judging her about you

32:32

know, breastfeeding and age,

32:35

and you know, I don't know. I

32:37

was about to say, I

32:39

don't have a child, never breast that,

32:42

So I can't. Oh,

32:44

somebody breastfeeding their child till they twelve,

32:46

you know, shout out to um.

32:49

I almost said me could. I was thinking about Goodman Eric

32:52

and I don't send me a lot, but

32:54

I mean it is what I

32:56

have been thinking about it. Um. We'll have them on an episode

32:59

soon. But like, you know, people were criticals or

33:01

her breastfeeding her kid and taking a picture

33:03

of them like together and just sharing that

33:05

moment. And it's like, you can't do ship

33:08

if I post me loving my kid. I

33:10

love him too much. One of my friends

33:12

told me, who has a one and a half year old

33:15

whose baby father? Shout out because

33:17

you listening, bitch, because I know you do.

33:20

Her baby father's family is

33:22

Jhoe witness. She said. They said

33:24

that she was dressing the one year old too sexy

33:27

because the one year old had a shirt with ruffles

33:29

on, and it's like when

33:33

I tell you she has her daughter looking adorable

33:36

and cute and appropriate. Ruffles

33:39

is how do I describe it? Was off the shoulder, little ruffles.

33:43

I don't even know how to say this. I'm

33:45

just it's like

33:47

that, I'm just in shock that people

33:49

just take things there. Um.

33:52

But you know, with the breastfeeding

33:54

and the age thing, I don't know. I

33:57

don't have anything to say about it. But her not showering,

33:59

I do because I know San'm watching kids either not. What's

34:02

the longest you've been without a shower? Probably

34:06

to two days? COVID I

34:08

would I'm about to say COVID. COVID

34:11

was definitely too. Yeah,

34:14

but like New York especially anywhere,

34:16

because it's you're freezing when I travel. When

34:19

I travel, especially like when I was just in Mexico,

34:21

or when I do anything to two

34:23

or three showers a day, like especially

34:26

if I'm changing outfits. I have like a routine

34:28

that I'm going out. I shower before I go out

34:31

too. The only way I don't shower when I get back

34:33

in the house is if I'm drunk as fuck,

34:36

and then it's it just sucks. Because I got

34:39

aplane. I gotta watch my pillow cases

34:41

because now there's a makeup everywhere. I don't like when people like

34:43

fly in and don't shower before

34:45

they get in my bed. I think that's nasty,

34:48

especially the l a flight sitting

34:52

on the couch. Get your ass

34:55

in anyway,

34:57

Okay, let's get to the

34:59

horrible decision, which is broken.

35:02

It's basically sexing out if sad. So

35:06

I remember, like years ago you were talking

35:08

about how Lawyer

35:11

Bay was depressed and it was really wearing on you.

35:14

And you know, I haven't

35:16

really been talking to anyone

35:19

because I feel like if you talk to

35:21

someone that you fuck, can you tell him how to press you

35:23

are? That's weird for them. Like I just have chose to

35:26

shut him out. Oh, I told you earlier this

35:28

year, like I was probably

35:30

in the most depressed day I had ever been in my life

35:32

for like maybe the first five six

35:34

months of this year, Like I changed my number and

35:37

at the time with my partner, it

35:40

was like I didn't realize how

35:43

just much depression

35:46

was like seeping out into where

35:48

he was Like listen, I

35:50

feel like I can't even make you happy, and if I

35:52

can't make you happy. Then maybe this

35:54

isn't what you know, Maybe we ran our course

35:56

like it was awful. Like my

35:59

friend, you know, my best friend had cancer.

36:01

My mom I thought she was gonna die of COVID. Just

36:03

everything going a move and

36:06

maybe even that's what it is with you having to live

36:08

in two places. I didn't realize how much

36:10

moving from one apartment

36:13

to the next brings on depression

36:15

because you're out of your comfort you

36:18

and I started from my apartment. That's

36:20

what I'm saying. Don't get me wrong. The new crew was

36:22

lit. But like she's dreaming. Um,

36:27

yeah, the move is a weird

36:29

thing, right because now I have to basically make

36:31

another place at home. Which

36:34

here's the weird thing too. When I was traveling into l A.

36:36

At first, it was like a week a month at

36:39

a hotel. You think it's cool, it's not

36:41

really cool. There's only

36:43

so much fucking takeout you can eat before you don't

36:45

want to wake up and at least make your own coffee or something

36:47

like. It's weird. But I mean, I got

36:49

a nice as the house as I could, And

36:52

you know, did I did what I don't have in New

36:54

York. I did Florida ceiling

36:56

windows I did during man because I love my Lower

36:58

East. That ship, like I did the cool and Jim

37:01

and I did the whole thing. But even then, I'm

37:03

like, i still want to be back in

37:05

New York and I'm not really a l A fan like

37:07

that on top of the fact that no,

37:11

I love New York. Yeah, I just

37:13

I'm always have to be there, so I have to choose to

37:15

enjoy it. Um, And then like

37:18

you gotta make a whole new set of friends,

37:21

you know what I mean, Like that ship is a lot of work of work.

37:23

I got two three friends in l A. And I

37:25

think my closest friend in l A is probably

37:28

Van. And even then he'd be like, Nik, i am

37:30

not leaving the house, and I'd be like begging

37:32

him to go for a workout and he'd be like, yeah, we're gonna work

37:34

out, and then like now, but

37:38

it's hard to do that. So, um,

37:40

you know, I don't want to put it on other people

37:43

or people that I'm dating. Um, but here

37:46

are some tips if you

37:48

are dating someone then is feeling

37:50

sad. One, don't take

37:52

it personally. If your partner had a broken leg

37:54

and didn't want to go out dancing, it wouldn't hurt your feelings.

37:57

And depression is like that too. While

38:00

it really take somebody down. It

38:02

may look like people are simply turning down

38:04

time with you or sex with you, when

38:07

the truth is they just literally can't do it.

38:09

Do understand what depression feels like.

38:12

It's like an energy sucking flu

38:14

Okay. It says that they

38:17

literally can include exhaustion,

38:19

brain frog dysfunction,

38:21

dysfunction, increased sensitivity

38:24

to pain, and overwhelming

38:26

feelings of guilt and shame. It feels

38:28

almost like a wait, like and

38:31

I'll tell you the way that people try

38:33

to like tell me that I can just get out

38:35

of this, like oh my gotta be fine. It's

38:38

so annoying right like this.

38:40

This is why I don't want to be on Instagram right now

38:42

or do anything else because I just want

38:44

to be sad. And I want you to shut the funk up

38:47

and stop trying to tell me everything's gonna be okay.

38:49

I know I'll be okay. I don't want you to tell

38:51

me to get over it, like when you're dismissive about

38:53

it. It's really difficult and you kind of just let got

38:56

to let people go through their ship. Also

38:58

a great one he says, don't try

39:00

to fix it. A point that keeps coming

39:02

up in research was the hurt and frustration people

39:05

feel when other people are trying to

39:07

fix the depression. A

39:11

woman says that her husband I

39:14

was depressed and she grew up thinking you couldn't

39:16

just stop, you could just stop

39:18

feeling sad. And she

39:20

thought she was helping with her upbeat encouragements,

39:23

but it was awful. Also, do know

39:25

your spoons and rings? This one was

39:27

cool for

39:30

a secretary? Damn?

39:35

Do you want your do you want your pump? I

39:37

know You're pump is here somewhere there it is? Is

39:39

this even an active pump? Does this work? Yeah?

39:43

Okay,

39:47

I'm not give me one second before you start

39:49

back up smoking this morning. Man. You

39:51

can do me a favor, just like look

39:53

at her, just

39:55

so I could cut to that perfect one

39:58

second. Uh, that's

40:01

fine, It's just it just makes it a smoother cut. Black

40:04

black black. Do

40:06

you know your spoons and rings? So spoon

40:08

theory you use a set of spoons

40:11

to represent the limited physical, mental,

40:13

and emotional resources that someone's suffering

40:15

from depression may have. Some days,

40:18

taking a shower could use several

40:20

spoons. It's basically a language

40:22

to help you relate to your partner. Teaching my wife

40:24

about spoons helped her understand that

40:26

I wasn't trying to avoid doing stuff. I was actually

40:28

tapped out. Ring theory. Draw

40:31

series of circles with your partner,

40:34

um con concentric concentric

40:37

that's a weird word anyway,

40:39

um. And at the center, the nearest circle

40:42

to them holds you and perhaps

40:44

their family, and then the next one is so on. So

40:46

the ring is simple. You provide support

40:48

to people in a ring smaller than you, and

40:51

you only complain to people in bigger

40:53

rings than you, which I actually really

40:55

like because for

40:57

example, if you've got kids or

41:00

like you know how, you have a bad boss and they're like

41:02

yelling at you about like every little thing, Like

41:05

you can't be putting that ship on me, this is yo ship,

41:07

like filter it through. That's a really bad manager.

41:09

When a manager is like telling you, I

41:12

don't know what having a bad boss feels, like, oh,

41:21

bro, it's fucked up. Because

41:23

like, even that got me a little bit depressed.

41:25

Recently. I was maybe

41:28

venting like a month or two ago to edit

41:30

or Dave, and I was like, I don't know what to do. What are we supposed

41:32

to do? I don't understand what we're supposed to do. Who's supposed

41:34

to figure this out? Are we supposed to do this? This? That?

41:37

And it's like, oh my god, Like am

41:39

I a bad fucking boss, because like

41:41

I don't know how to do ship, Like

41:43

there's no fucking hr here. I've only worked for

41:45

major companies. I don't know what then to do, and

41:48

like that ship is a lot of pressure too, when you want to make sure

41:50

people are happy.

41:52

I have no idea. No

41:54

one's really called out of work ever here.

41:58

This is fucking insane. I

42:00

call out of work so much. I'm no wonder

42:02

they were tired of me, Like I was just

42:05

like I'm not coming. But also there's hundreds

42:07

of people that work in the company, Like can

42:09

you imagine like being depressed and having to come to work.

42:12

Yes,

42:16

I mean when I was like when I was like counting,

42:19

I would be like, so it's not a smoke

42:21

break, I'm going downstairs to cry. I'll be back,

42:23

and I would literally leave out the office for

42:25

a breather. Like Accounting was probably

42:28

especially the Big Four, like

42:31

was probably the most depressing job

42:33

I had. I mean everything else, you know it

42:36

was different in New York. That fucking when

42:39

you go into work and it's dark and

42:41

you leave the dark dash.

42:44

It was so for no one that knows the funk we're talking

42:47

about, which people in l A love to tell

42:49

me when I tell them it sucks. But the weather,

42:51

bitches still sucks. You can't get

42:53

good food here. You gotta fucking drive

42:55

everywhere. The people are weird. It sucks.

42:58

Not that some good food in in l A. Tacos

43:01

and katana. That's it, Mandy.

43:04

One hard person tells me to get Mexican

43:06

food in l A. I'm gonna blow my brains

43:08

out. Rosco's get the Obama

43:11

anyway. It's

43:14

literally just chicken and they don't even tip

43:16

it. Okay,

43:18

So Ship, where are we at? Depressed?

43:21

Depressed for

43:24

people who don't live in New York. The sun comes

43:26

up around in the wintertime.

43:28

What is it after? Yeah,

43:31

eight o'clock and then it goes down

43:34

at four. Me

43:37

shout out to Chris. If anyone

43:39

really followed me for a minute, my word, husband, remember

43:42

him? Very sweet guy. Ship.

43:44

He's the reason I even asked me Andy to do a podcast. I was

43:46

on his podcast first. I'll never forget

43:48

this moment where we were so

43:50

sad at the office and he's a happy guy. And

43:53

we walked outside and there is this patch of sun

43:56

on the corner and

43:58

you had to go in the middle of the medium because

44:00

you know, the buildings block the sun. And we sat

44:02

there in this fucking ship

44:04

and I remember thinking, oh my god,

44:07

this is depressing. I'm in the media

44:09

in the middle of the road because it's the only place the

44:12

sunlit and we gotta look up

44:14

at it. Oh niked, Oh

44:16

my god, if Delta fucking

44:18

really hits us this year, all

44:21

of the billionaires need to get together and

44:23

fly us to Epstein's Island and

44:25

give us reparations. No, no, they

44:27

should just give us son. Apparently they are here

44:30

making rain, like they

44:32

are here creating the weather,

44:34

like I ain't gonna hold you. I feel like, all

44:36

right, this is me getting it clearly. I've been watching like a

44:38

lot of like, so

44:41

let me tell you what they really be doing, right, And I feel

44:43

like they're doing this now. They

44:46

want us to be in the house with this COVID ship

44:48

right so, like, by

44:51

the way, if you think I'm crazy, look

44:53

it up there literally doing it right now. In Dubai,

44:56

the government is they are creating rain to

44:58

cool down because it's been so fucking hot out

45:01

there. So guess what New

45:03

York they knew he was about to be outside right

45:05

Listen, this week there

45:08

was only supposed to be rain on Saturday.

45:10

There has literally been storms in

45:13

the afternoon and at night, telling

45:15

bitches to get your asses back in the house. And

45:18

I think the government made the

45:20

rain come down because out of nowhere, bitch, it's

45:22

ninety seven. It's been hot as fun this

45:25

week. Next thing you know, it's

45:27

like Paul thunder boom,

45:30

lightning, and then a whole bunch of motherfucking rain.

45:32

And now you're like, you know what, Damn, I wasn't even

45:34

ready for this. I ain't even got an numbrella. Let me take my motherfucking

45:37

ass home. What was that news lady that say,

45:39

come wow. What

45:43

I'm saying is the government

45:47

bro, if you ask him for sun, bro,

45:49

the billionaires can just make us some old sunlight.

45:52

If they're making rain, they probably be making

45:54

snow too. They can make us some more fucking

45:57

light. So

46:01

I want to give a shout out to my friend who I almost

46:04

went to see in Mexico, but I was too depressed. His

46:06

name is Tyson Love Tyson. His

46:08

name is alt. I think can give us some son Tyson

46:11

when he comes to New York. But like he's not probably not gonna

46:13

get on the plane because I'll have to wear a mask. But he

46:17

is very, very very smart.

46:19

But when I was living in Mexico, first

46:21

of all, we only met because he was the only other black person at

46:23

the party and old Baby was like, oh shoot, that nigga, and

46:26

he had a British accent. He was like, it's

46:28

it, it's lit. And we became great friends with him. I

46:30

used to say he was crazy. And last

46:32

week he sent me that article and he goes, you remember

46:35

when you were laughing at me about them making rain,

46:37

So basically you're talking about the Dubai article,

46:40

right, Yeah. He told me all last year

46:42

that we were into loom because it would rain on one

46:44

side of the street. He was like, oh, you know,

46:47

like this isn't real rain, like blah blah

46:49

blah blah, and my je vision. I'm already

46:51

highs buck enjoining them. I'm like, nigga, shut

46:54

like we're gonna jungle, shut the funk up, But

46:57

I'm not gonna front. He was starting to scare

46:59

me. Now, he wasn't one of them. They're gonna

47:01

put it chipping you people. I mean, he's clearly

47:03

an anti masker. Well here

47:06

he I think he wears it to the grocery stores he has

47:08

to and stuff. But he was talking about like the

47:10

toxins go back in your body. He's like

47:12

Vegan. He went on a water dive for a hundred

47:14

days, like he's one of those people. But basically

47:17

he was talking about the generating machines

47:20

of like weather and

47:22

is real. Bro. The one reason I

47:25

think he's very interesting is because

47:27

he believes in God.

47:30

And you know, people to get like super fucking

47:32

crazy about ship Whenever he talks about God, I'd

47:34

be like, but nigga, don't you think that rain

47:37

ain't real? So how's this going on? But

47:39

he believes in God because

47:41

you know, it's either science or religion, right,

47:43

I don't believe in either. Okay, Mandy, will you

47:45

do it? I don't. Clearly

47:49

they are here creating rain, bitch with

47:52

blueprints. Not sorry, I know you'd

47:54

feel, but not like because

47:56

they had to make rain. Here's

47:59

the thing, you don't you know? You know, I don't believe neither

48:01

of them ships and I'll break it down for

48:03

you right now, because people

48:05

be lying, and both of them things really

48:07

come from people. People tell you what's SciTE,

48:10

and people tell you about this story that they wrote

48:12

in the Bible and it's been changed because it's like a telephone

48:14

game. Any motherfucker way, it's it's

48:16

a lie. And they definitely had the weather

48:19

machines with Jesus. It's it's

48:21

from people and people be lying. You can't

48:23

trust them. And so science is

48:25

really the government and religion is

48:27

because they got to tell you to believe some ship

48:30

otherwise. Now we are like, well, what we're here

48:32

for you? We're gonna start being depressed

48:34

and has been sad. Someone

48:37

did save me a clip of Mandy saying,

48:39

what is this your co host? What

48:42

I do? What I say? Oh about

48:44

the dome being in the earth, So the

48:46

Earth is really a dome too. It's not really flat,

48:49

but we're in a dome that you're

48:51

not flat earth. You know it's not flat

48:53

Earth. But talking like this, Mancy

48:56

is vaccinated and

49:00

here we go, bitch, I ain't gonna hold you. If

49:03

I become a zombie. I wanted to go out

49:05

run them niggas. Anyways, I was gonna become a

49:07

company. So y'all

49:10

scared about this. Goddamn beck I got

49:12

it because guess what. In New York, we

49:14

just became able to eat inside.

49:17

And I looked at all of my friends and I

49:19

said, listen, I realized how much I like to eat

49:21

in restaurants. Bitch, I don't like when he gets

49:23

to my house. It's different. This is the you

49:27

know, like I gets here. I

49:30

only got the shot because they say, b K,

49:32

come into restaurants and we're

49:34

playing a tour. Okay. I

49:37

wanted to be able to go on tour, hold

49:39

on to be fair. When I didn't

49:41

do that, me and Grey in d C, I

49:43

was so fucking sick. I had five

49:46

COVID tests, all negative. But I was like, oh

49:48

wow, like you really touched some people. It's like, really

49:50

puts your risk. But I just want

49:52

to say. When I saw the Cuomo thing

49:55

or was it Cuomo or Blasi or whatever Blasio,

49:58

I said, oh, bitch, he scared me. When

50:00

the day I'm gonna get say,

50:02

they're gonna get back. Why would they get back just so they

50:04

can eat? What's the problem, because

50:07

here's the thing, we're okay.

50:11

Yeah, yeah, she was like, oh, you think

50:13

I'm gonna have catch steak in a box?

50:17

I don't. I don't like y'all are being really judging.

50:21

At the end of the day, Judge me, bitch, I got it,

50:23

did you know? So I'm

50:27

saving lives and I'm saving Give

50:29

me a moment? What give

50:32

you a moment? Year? I

50:35

really want the Johnson and Johnson and one

50:37

shot. And let me tell you. Donnelle

50:40

Rollins said this joke. I took my mom to go see

50:42

my Mother's Day love Donnelle, and he goes, you

50:45

know, this is how black people talk to you when you

50:47

know you're telling me vaccinated. Oh

50:49

yeah, I got this, Like you know, I got it. And they'd

50:51

be like, oh that's good. Which one you get? And

50:54

I was like, Yo, it's so fucking true.

50:56

You know. They don't even none of my white friends say

50:58

anything like that. Everybody

51:01

I know that's black. It's just like, you know what

51:03

you can't get? Yes, I do, But I feel

51:05

like it was just six of them they got blood. God, oh

51:07

my god, only six. And to

51:10

be fair, I heard any people got pregnant,

51:13

but you ready from a pull out a lot?

51:15

Who knows? But I haven't yet. Maybe

51:19

I don't get you really want

51:21

to play with odds here I mean, but but here's the thing kind

51:23

of cold. That'd be lying too, because

51:25

apparel of the CDC only got a report like a

51:28

certain number, so it's probably really

51:30

like ten times that. Again. See you can't

51:32

trust people. You still got it, he

51:34

said, what you still got the vaccine. I didn't get the

51:36

Johnson and Johnson. First off, they didn't even offer it. Did

51:39

offer you the fires armed Maderna. I

51:41

don't want you

51:45

get to choose. So I got the Maderna and

51:48

I ain't gonna hold you a bitch arm. Oh

51:51

god, oh my god. And then I had

51:53

sex the next day, but like the

51:55

person I had sex with ain't really for the vaccine.

51:58

So my arm was hurt and so bad. I just had

52:00

some mall to make it seem like he was hurting my couchie,

52:03

but he was. My arm hurts so bad. But I didn't

52:05

want to like ruin the moment and be like, no, that's

52:07

where I got my shot. I just had to be like,

52:09

oh, oh you are. And I just tried

52:11

to have to move the position because I couldn't

52:14

in the middle of sex be like, oh, that's where I got my

52:16

shot to a nigga who don't really want

52:18

to really get the ship. Who told you that the Earth is a

52:20

dome? No, I watched that on YouTube, the

52:23

whole video, and it's like flight times.

52:25

There's pilots that are like yeah, man, and

52:27

then you know we ain't even really go back to They

52:29

talked about they can't get the coordinates

52:32

of the moon. No more, bitch, there's

52:34

coordinets where I walk right on my phone. You're

52:36

telling me I can do more with the iPhone. Then,

52:39

n that's the can to get us back to the moon. They'd

52:41

be lying, harry

52:44

it out of here, and I

52:46

don't want I need you to tell us

52:48

what the funk you're saying. Also, do

52:50

you think the Earth is flat? No, it's a dome.

52:53

Like we walk on the flat part, but part

52:57

is the dome. Like when you Mercedes were

52:59

like, we're Kanye living right now. Do you

53:01

know that's what it's like the Mercedes. Have

53:04

you ever seen a picture like this is one

53:06

thing? Though, here's the thing. You don't need a picture of what the

53:08

picture of what the earth? So there's

53:11

a video? No, those are that's actually

53:13

photo shot? Say

53:16

no, the clouds are the same. So the clouds

53:18

are the same. It's always the same picture of

53:21

the Earth. It's not even the same. Yeah,

53:23

but that's all photo shot. Now video

53:27

about it, y'all. I want

53:30

you lead. We

53:32

are locked in a contract with the Black

53:34

Effect Networking. I heart radio. It's

53:37

even words. I feel like I'm strong.

53:39

Romaine was here. He I've

53:43

been watching him listen to people say crazy

53:45

shuttle back and let me'd be like, he

53:48

really gets it. No,

53:50

I'm gonna see you all these YouTube videos show me

53:53

just type in earth. Don't really quick at him. Please,

53:55

for the love of God and science. Look

53:59

see look how that's what the That's

54:01

really what the Earth looked like. Do you think the Earth looks like

54:03

this? Bitch? Are you out of your fucking mind?

54:05

You think the Earth looks like this? People

54:08

like the snow globe this is you

54:12

think the Earth looks like this? You

54:15

know what, y'all let me know what the Earth looked like

54:17

when y'all motherfucker's go out until

54:19

y'all go and visit out of space. I ain't

54:21

listening to the action. They got the

54:24

sun in the glass like

54:26

this, the goddamn Trovish. You know it's crazy.

54:28

I actually used to want to be an astronaut. You want,

54:31

yeah, but then you know I'm from Orlando. So

54:34

so I actually watched the well

54:37

I fail'm from Orlando, because that used

54:40

to be a thing we used to fill the sonic booms.

54:42

We could see the spaceship go up in the air

54:45

because Kennedy's space and right there, and

54:47

I was like, oh, mommy, I want to be an astronaut.

54:50

And then we watched one spaceship go up and

54:52

bit you just blew up. I

54:55

didn't see that. I actually it was in like

54:57

ninety seven And this is when

55:00

used to always watch them. Literally for Christmas,

55:02

my mom used to buy me astronaut food because

55:04

I was gonna be at astronaut falls. Like let me get used

55:06

to this ship, that baby I want. For

55:09

the record, anyone who's listening to us from our land

55:11

or like that doesn't live in or Lando. This is a real thing,

55:13

the real thing. Even though it was that you could hear it, you

55:15

can see it like you do it at school, like this

55:18

is the ship we did, like we all

55:20

knew NASA schedule when spaceships

55:22

and testers and all. This ship was going up and goddamn

55:24

space and so yeah, I watched the ship

55:26

blow up. I said, oh no, bro, I ain't gonna be no astronaut

55:29

normal. I'm

55:31

gonna be a finger. Why

55:35

nothing? What you

55:38

gotta make? You know? And

55:41

we on tour, but you know my great podcast

55:43

for you. And I'm only say this because now it's

55:45

literally my job to get on the song that

55:48

my boss is like this is

55:50

it. Will call me one day and be like, we're gonna do Beyonce

55:53

and we what's beyond this podcast?

55:55

Gonna be like that's how his brain work. He just wants the

55:58

biggest invest Mandy needs a podcast

56:00

where she debunks science.

56:03

I could do it. You're welcome, I could

56:05

do it. I want ten percent film

56:07

it in the studio for free. I want the ad revenue

56:10

just ten percent. Like it's not all. I gotta

56:12

bring other conspiracy theorists on so that we

56:14

can have really intellectual conversation. Many

56:17

you can't quit. People are gonna get really mad

56:19

at you, the way that you two really look at

56:21

me when I really be talking. We

56:24

gotta get Anti Vaxter to come on

56:26

and figure out how to take it out of Andy's arm. The

56:28

medal. Remember that guy that like used to it

56:31

was called butterfly something and it was like blood

56:33

play. It

56:36

was Orlando. Okay,

56:43

you do like blood play. No, I don't

56:46

on your period.

56:49

Don't do this anyway.

56:52

We we we have to go. This is ridiculous.

56:55

Every time we do a solo episode, it gets all over the

56:57

place because you did the outline and you don't want

56:59

to stick to your outline. We don't

57:01

get two segments today. She went from just to catch

57:03

up a horrible decision. I

57:06

could do whatever I want. I just had McDonald

57:08

at ten am, thank you.

57:10

I looked at you eat that burger,

57:13

be scared of the guy vaccine, but

57:15

you just ain't a McDonald's burger bitch.

57:18

That's nastiest. But and I just looked

57:21

gonna get the Johnson and Johnson, So I'm not that scared. Okay,

57:23

clearly anyway, Guys check

57:25

us out on Patreon dot com back slash

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57:30

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57:34

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57:36

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57:38

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57:45

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57:51

Keep up because we got dolls coming. So,

57:54

by the way, um mel

57:56

Weezy can't agree to ship, and we didn't want to compete

57:59

with each other because we were like, I bet you I'm

58:01

a sell more than you. Now I'm a sell more than you, and

58:03

we just thought it would just add us to

58:05

spending more money on counseling. So now

58:08

you can get us together and you

58:11

know what you just put you like this, bitch

58:13

picked the company and that's why her side looks

58:15

better than mine. My braids look like curly

58:18

Sue shut

58:20

out to DJ Rose Gold. She

58:23

set us up. But no, the problem is,

58:25

bro, you don't like any of your animated

58:27

anything. That's really the problem. We've

58:29

gone through about five different animators. Weally

58:32

don't like ship, so we don't pay for animations that we

58:34

just don't use. Is there anything that you like? Kind of emphasized

58:36

that you don't like. Apparently she wanted to look real, so for that

58:39

we may as well to take a picture of bitch. Goddamn,

58:42

she's like, that doesn't look like me at all, bitch,

58:44

it's a cartoon. Anyways,

58:48

guys, we're leaving you off on the prime bonus. This

58:51

has been yet another episode of Harbor, the

58:55

last one of the Icebreakers. If

58:57

you got married tomorrow, would

59:00

you be okay with any of your friends fucking

59:02

any of your exes? I

59:06

feel like I would when

59:08

I'm into somebody and I'm like, I don't

59:10

care, that's me too. And it's funny because

59:13

the character in the show she gets

59:16

married and finds out that her best

59:18

friend is

59:20

fucking the man that

59:23

she was previously in love with. Now

59:25

I'm not gonna hold you. At first, I was like, bro,

59:28

it's your ex da. But

59:31

as the fucking movie get on and

59:33

I find out this is a niggative

59:36

she didn't had a miscarriage with and moved in

59:38

with, I was like, Nah, that friend

59:40

crossed the fucking line. Went way

59:42

too far. Like, bro, they

59:45

were about to have a family together. Well

59:48

here that was too much. But then

59:51

we were talking about it, um

59:54

because I watched it with any and

59:57

I was like, oh, nigga because once we started

59:59

realizing that, you know, she was pregnant, Da da

1:00:01

da, And then they said, eight years

1:00:03

went by, wasn't it the time frame? Eight years?

1:00:06

Eight years? So, for

1:00:09

example, the

1:00:11

older I get, the more I realized people

1:00:14

circle back, and I don't mean lovers, I mean

1:00:16

friends. I go to a

1:00:18

Little Sister a Lot. It's a club underneath

1:00:20

the mock scene, and as

1:00:23

a dude that used to work and manage

1:00:25

tow that I keep seeing there that

1:00:27

runs the door, and I'm looking at him.

1:00:30

I'm like, why do I know you? And I'm

1:00:32

like, oh my god. Used to work in Orlando

1:00:34

at fucking not Cairo. What was

1:00:36

it called not Tier? What was the name of it? And

1:00:40

your friend worked there and Danny owned it? What the fund was

1:00:42

the name of that club? Baine? I

1:00:45

was like wow. Then I was like,

1:00:47

but I feel like I know you from somewhere else. Used

1:00:49

to suck my home girl. He was super

1:00:51

cute. I was a Brionda

1:00:53

that night, and I was like, hey,

1:00:57

because he was feeling Brionda. Rihanna

1:00:59

was looking at him him and I was like, huh,

1:01:02

well, this just all came back

1:01:04

around and wearing a whole another city, right, This person

1:01:06

somehow back in my life and I see them every few weekends

1:01:09

now if

1:01:11

I'm eight years later in the game and realized

1:01:13

I remember a nigga because someone so used to fuck him.

1:01:16

A matter of fact, there's a basketball player

1:01:18

that I just saw that played for the Orlando Magic.

1:01:21

His name is Kyle O'Quinn. Don't

1:01:23

care to say his name because I don't know even know if you still

1:01:25

play ball used to play here

1:01:27

in New York. So a

1:01:29

girl I used to live with fucked him and was

1:01:32

sucking him. And I only remembered him

1:01:34

because when I was working with scissors back then,

1:01:38

Scissors was like oh,

1:01:40

we would come out and he would look and she would get

1:01:42

pissed, like what the fun is he doing? Because he realized

1:01:44

the lesbians are in the room I made fucking

1:01:47

Biggie's and I'm like, why do I

1:01:49

know this nigga? And he's looking at me like he

1:01:51

knows me. I was like, Yo, I don't

1:01:53

know how I know you, but I feel like I really

1:01:55

know you. And we're looking at each other and

1:01:58

he's like, did do you used to live in Florida nigga?

1:02:00

When I realized once he said that who he was,

1:02:03

I couldn't even tell him who I was. I was like, oh my god,

1:02:05

I'm the roommate of the girl who was getting like

1:02:07

what but anyway, I

1:02:10

was saying that I just didn't feel

1:02:12

he was with people. I was like, I don't feel like reminding.

1:02:14

Plus I don't know who he with this, you know.

1:02:16

And then I'm just like, you used to fund my roommate,

1:02:19

Remember I was lesbian. Oh my god. So

1:02:22

but here's the thing. What

1:02:24

if I saw him out recircled,

1:02:27

found out that, you know what I mean, Like, I don't

1:02:29

know, I just feel like people surfaced back

1:02:32

and eight years in the game, and you're

1:02:34

you're happy with a white picket fence, two kids

1:02:36

in a gorgeous husband like, and a bitch is

1:02:39

still out here single in New York Like I could

1:02:41

see it, right, he

1:02:43

might feel away, but valid,

1:02:45

valid, all right? So the Vanilla

1:02:48

ship actually comes from Newsweek.

1:02:51

And what's crazy is the

1:02:53

scene that Wheezy was referencing in the beginning

1:02:55

of this episode has been oh

1:02:58

sorry, has been one of the most wildly

1:03:00

talked about scenes on a Netflix

1:03:03

film because a dick is actually showed

1:03:05

a full frontal and yes,

1:03:07

it was a big size. So it's crazy speculation

1:03:11

as to whether there was any editing

1:03:13

done to the dick for that dick

1:03:17

so uh. Sex Life uh

1:03:21

is Netflix latest sexually

1:03:23

explicit drama that viewers are devouring around

1:03:25

the world, But it is not a sex

1:03:27

scene that has most people heading to Google to find

1:03:30

out. An episode three of the popular

1:03:32

Netflix series We are in the shower

1:03:34

with Brad, who is played by Adam Demos,

1:03:37

when the camera lingers on his gigantic

1:03:40

penis in appendage that might even

1:03:43

make Boogie Nights Dirk Diggler for

1:03:45

a little inadequate in the department. Search

1:03:48

on the Netflix film has been dominated by this

1:03:50

scene, with the majority of inquiries

1:03:52

making the first question that jumps